PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.
If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.
This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods
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steddie fake dating au that starts because robin’s mom keeps pushing for her and steve to get together and robin gets so fed up that she yells, “it’s not gonna happen because some people are gay, mom!”
and upon seeing the utter horror and fear on her face, steve swoops in and says he’s the one who’s gay. cue mr. and mrs. buckley, local hippies, attempting to show how supportive they are, and all the while steve gets eddie to agree to fake date to get the buckleys to prove they’re safe, so that robin will feel comfortable enough to come out to her parents.
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whenever i hear people say shit like "omg funnest? can i say that? is that a word?" i think about mfers like thomas browne who literally just added english derivational morphology onto french and latin words and people of his time were just like yeah cool
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Heard he was part of the mob in his prime...
Bonus monochrome newspapery version!
Maybe -- just maybe! -- this is my version of Overlord Angel.
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This one goes out to @a-dauntless-daffodil. They infected me with the hilarious idea that Charlie is jealous of an inanimate object.
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my mother says machete gives audrey hepburn vibes
I went to look her up, thinking "surely not", but I mean
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..part who knows of this spontaneous comic
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