#cooking sound

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism #good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry #APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS #eliza cook #is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it #the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave! #not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed #words #gay belligerence

[lesbiciousbeginnings]

When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

#mine #I’ll follow a recipe if I’m cooking for others but for myself? babygirl I just throw in whatever sounds good

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

#this will settle it! this will settle the private conversation between two people who barely cook !!!! #weve said stove so many times that it ceases to look and sound like a word #i grew up with electric stoves like #yeah they WORK differently but cooking on the stove is cooking on the stove #ur not special or better than me bc u have a gas stove 😌 #i hope ur gas leaks and morgan freeman has to shooy u thru a pint of milk 😌 /jk #up to something #polls #edit: *Mickey mouse voice* ha ha! I’ve made a mistake! #This post was not supposed to escape !!!!!! Fuck !! #my brother: lol is this about the political shit that happened a few months ago? me: THE WHAT??????

[clairenatural]

misha's fics are buried deep in ao3 and completely unknown because nobody likes his cas characterization

#remember when he said cas is a good cook #i feel like it would sound like a self insert

[salamispots]

some break/warm up drawings

#totk #fandom feels #artists on tumblr #sketchbook stuff #lmao I'm very proud of the cooking pot of all things hAHA #I love how link's hair fluffs up?? #the top right is closer to the actual game model but still haha #it's nice hearing the little cooking jingle/sounds again :'D #also me trying and failing to find ref pics of the front of link's sandals LMAOO #without going to the game and taking pics myself

[achairwithapandaonit]

inspired by @eemoo1o-animoo's post

#my art #kuroshitsuji #black butler #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #this is how he learned to cook i think #also we can either assume ciel is just very grumpy in his sleep or sebastian has the sound on and it woke him up

[shootingstarrfish]

i love the contrast between how the game wants you to view Solomon (sussy baka man who is very terrible i promise i swear hes horrible you shouldnt trust him okay trust me hes the worst)

and then how Solomon acts in Nightbringer (will live in the past where everyone hates him/isnt as close to him just to protect you and just wants to be a househusband and will go to war against powerful demons for you despite his powers being weakened and literally just wants you to be safe)

#i didnt particularly care about solo in the og game but once i started nightbringer hOO BOY #why were they depriving us of soft househusband solomon who looks forward to going on dates and wants to cook his partner nice things #and comfort them after a long hard day and will do literally anything for them and giggles to himself about how he cant wait to live togeth #and points out how he sounds like hes married to mc and teases lucifer for being jealous about it #anyway. #obey me #obey me nightbringer #solomon #obey me solomon #om! solomon #imagine being normal about fictional men could nawt be me

[fullmoonfireball]

another Pikmin 4koma translation dump for y'all! funnily enough, these four have one thing in common- me not being confident in their titles!

#Rambles Into The Void #Vesper's Translations #Pikmin #for the record: the fourth one had the title that should've been easiest to translate (literally 'Chappy Cooking') #but i felt like 'Bulborb Cuisine' sounded better than 'Bulborb Cooking' and 'Cooking with Bulborb' was just too long and clunky

[as-i-watch]

Im crying bc this is one of the most purely sweet things Luffy has ever said and done

But also i cant believe he Reverse Uno Card Sanji's trauma on Judge like that and then he just peaced out. Iconic

#he was like 'what are you talking about my cook is amazong' 'sounds like the problem is yours' #one piece #luffydmonkey #luffy d monkey #monkey d luffy #black leg sanji #one piece sanji #whole cake arc #as i watch one piece

[kitamars]

high school joui 4 shenanigans

#deep breaths takasugi #the worst friend group you will ever know #only ones who can somehow tolerate each other #gintoki’s one worst quality is that he cannot shut the fuck up #i couldn’t stop thinking of them after watching daily lives of highschool boys and they’d get up to so much dumb shit actually #can you tell i kind of miss my high school days #i sound so old when i say that wtf im 19 #painting has been a lot of fun lately i will not lie #but also college starts like. day after tomorrow im so cooked #GINTAMA OBSESSION PLEASE GET ME THROUGH ANOTHER TERM 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 #i might draw some ginhiji stuff to accompany this later bc of course i will #i am nothing if not predictable to my audience #anyways #sakata gintoki #katsura kotarou #sakamoto tatsuma #takasugi shinsuke #joui 4 #gintama #ok bye

[egophiliac]

IMPORTANT QUESTION

My friends and I have started calling you the irl version of Lilia and we wished to know if you can cook because we are worried for the home if you cannot

(This is a light hearted joke)

I can (more or less) follow a recipe, which gives me the advantage! >:D ...although it is true then when left to my own devices I default to "dump in a bunch of random spices and see what happens". I...I just really like cayenne and turmeric okay --

other than that (and all the other many things that are different about us) Lilia and I are, y'know, basically identical.

#art #for a given definition of art anyway #twisted wonderland #it's canon that silver didn't know food could taste good until he came to nrc #if i remember right in his bloom birthday card lilia went on a long explanation about how he's been trying to cook healthy meals lately #(read: burned and yet somehow semi-raw vegetable mess that is basically already a compost heap) #and then at the end is like 'ha ha i don't eat the swill i make! that would be bad!' #'i just make everybody else eat it while i eat whatever' #sounds about right #i did once somehow manage to bake a cake for about 2 hours longer than it was supposed to bake for #and it was still underdone #it was a box mix so god only knows what happened there

[dnd-smash-pass-vs]

Graz'zt, The Prince of Pleasure, this is the demon lord of hedonism and debauchery! 9 ft (2.7 m) tall but can shapeshift endlessly into other humanoids as bonus action (so like, in a second while doing other things). Has mastery of mind control and invisibility, telepathy and telekenesis, knows all languages, and makes all flat surfaces near him so shiny they act like mirrors! He's also...not originally a demon. He's a devil. An archdevil who said screw the whole hellish regime, I'm just going to take the abyssal layers I conquered for myself!

Man's all about subtlety manipulation, indulging in endless luxury and pleasure, and loves turning purity perverse. As you might expect, he's basically the Abyss's lord of sexual delight, so like...yeah he's about as good as you'll find on that front, especially as a one-night stand. Absurd amount of lovers, including a TON of powerful pissed-off exes. Like the Queen of Succubi. And Tasha. Like Tasha's Cauldron Tasha, who is also Baba Yaga's daughter Iggwilv. But that's beside the point, I'm asking if you'd fuck the demonic king of fucking.

#graz'zt #dnd #dnd5e #apparently another epithet for him is “The Dark Man”. Um. I guess I can't argue with that as accurate. but like. Really? #Like until recently his big fancy titles were “The Shadow King” and “The Dark Man.” #It kinda sounds like Monty Cook thought “oooh might get in trouble if I just call him ”That black guy.“ Where's my Thesaurus? #Not saying that's what he did. Just what it looks like. #DnD 5e #d&d #smash or pass #5e #monsters of the multiverse #mpmm

[jimmorrisonfants]

Arctic Monkeys backstage playing The Ultracheese 2022 (Kings Theatre).

#bro sounds like bowie and scott walker combined HES JUST SO COOL #had to post this song again fr #SO GOOD #alex turner #the ultracheese #arctic monkeys #matt helders #nick o malley #jamie cook #music #tumblr #video #song #live #album #amazing #rock #2023 #rare #vocals #nyc #tbhc #the car tour

[suzuki-ecstar]

this is such a bizarre and discomfiting interview. i love it.

(src.)

#the random zooms #the intrusive ass questions #what was being cooked… #the fact that he doesn't like the “nano” nickname bc it means short my brother in christ you ARE short #also he sounds so shy here 🥺 #fernando alonso #f1 #*

[keepersofmyheart]

He loves them

Leftover bread pancakes

#this sounds neat #b dylan hollis #gay chef #❤️keepersofmyheart❤️ #love him so much #food porn #he loves it #gay #recipe #cooking #my vids

[fatuismooches]

I feel like we don't talk more about how dottore feels about his s/o being zandy's parental figure, his younger self, no less. Like, he would feel a certain way when reader holds zandy like a parent would and cooing at him. When reader picks up zandy (when they've managed to gain that strength) from under the armpits and carry him like a child.

YES! In general, Dottore didn't expect you to become so attached to all of his segments. He anticipated you getting to know them and all, due to loneliness and other things, but you love them all very much. Which is a miscalculation on his part, he probably should have expected it with your nature. Though, he's not sure whether to be flattered or annoyed that your love for him runs that deep. If he had it his way, he'd keep all your attention on him... but you seem all too willing to divide your attention, despite there being only one of you and a dozen or so of them... He sort of applauds your management.

However, regarding Zandy his feelings seem unclear. It's clear that he created the segments to preserve his perspectives and help him further his knowledge, but there was no real relationship outside of that. However, for you, it's the opposite. Each relationship you have with the segments is unique, especially your one with Dottore's child self. At first, the Harbinger didn't pay much attention to it. But it became increasingly obvious how much you loved Zandy.

From the moment you met the kid, you chose to open yourself up to him fully without any reserve. You chose to indulge Zandy's every childish whim and listened to him, no matter how dumb it seemed. You chose to love him, something his birth parents didn't do even though they were supposed to. (And you choose to carry him in your arms despite lacking the strength... apparently, you promised him the first thing you'd do once you recover was to give Zandy a proper piggyback ride.) Is his child self truly that lovable? The same one deemed a monster, a heretic? If he looks at your actions, then the apparent answer is a resounding yes.

Still, despite these feelings, he doesn't say a word to you about them. He merely looks on contemplatively, still barely uttering any words to his child self. Maybe if you keep trying, you can get the two, so vastly different on the outside, yet perhaps similar on the inside, to become closer...?

#smooches talks #dottore love notes <3 #zandy bb <3 #fragile reader <3 #omggg i need to write more abt zandy #maybe i should write a fic centered around you zandy and prime dottore #THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS PRETTY FUN... hmm #WHAT IF ITS LIKE. the 5+1 concept (five times they didn't do something vs the one time they did) #five times he ignored zandy vs the one time he didn't??? ok maybe the writing juices r flowing!! I MAY COOK!