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oscar4bestactress · 2 minutes ago
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Thoughts while watching a horror movie
- stop making all that noise! It sounds like you're having dissapointing sex instead of hiding
- Yes ofcourse now you choose to go to the bathroom alone instead of in a herd
- By all means run upstairs when the front door was right in front of you and wide open
- oh my god wait for like an eternity before getting out of your hiding place ofcourse he's gonna be right there if you come out in a heartbeat!!
- ok what- why are you having sex right now? you just found out someone died!
- yes talk outloud to intimidate your killer instead of running and hiding what'd you already get hit in the head? THink!
- *couple dying after having sex*
oh that's so sad, she didn't even have an orgasm before dying!
- ok how did you just break that very metal thing in two? I get you're the bad guy but you're still human!
- where did all your common sense go??????
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simsbyrhi · 3 minutes ago
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Cameron is getting so big and Sergio has once again been there every step of the way. He is such a wonderful father. 👨‍👩‍👦
Harper has also decided that since Cameron is growing older, it is time that she starts thinking about getting a bigger apartment. Luckily her neighbor was moving out of their two bedroom next door so Harper contacted her landlord and asked him if she could move in there. He couldn’t see a reasonable to why she shouldn’t so he told her that was fine. 🏡
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ohboyitsmiles · 4 minutes ago
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does anyone want my random octonauts headcannons while im still hyperfixating?? here u go-
the captain has separation anxiety, and he's autistic; his catchphrases are part of his routine/script. he has a strong soft spot for kids, and sometimes sees his crew as his kids.
kwazii has adhd and he's trans. and y'know how everyone's eyes are just black? well i think if they had actual colors, kwazii would have heterochromia. he can purr but it's really quiet and he's embarrassed about it, so the only way you could hear it is if you were hugging him really close. the captain is the only one who's heard it.
peso doesn't have any specific phobias, he just has anxiety. he's also the youngest in the crew; like, the youngest he could possibly be and still be allowed to be a medic and drive ships. so like 16-18.
tweak is the kind of person who'd watch anime at 3am. she's a canon gamer, and i think she's probably into rpgs or retro stuff. her and the captain are old friends and have known each other for years.
dashi is the second most responsible person on the whole ship, and if something happened to the captain (and kwazii) she'd be put in charge. she has secretly prepared for this.
shellington feels like a dad to all the vegimals, and he genuinely really cares and worries about them all the time. he's autistic too and his special interest is marine biology, he joined the crew so he'd be able to infodump whenever he wanted. him and kwazii are actually good friends, they just don't hang out much.
kwazii got his ear nick almost immediately after joining the crew, and whatever caused it was actually scary and he doesn't like thinking about it.
peso (pre cone snail episode) was actually the only one besides shellington who didn't know how to steer the ship manually.
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critical-of-herodotus · 7 minutes ago
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“Far from pleasing the crowd in an immediate present, Herodotus’ apodexis, as we have seen, does not shun controversy, and looks ahead to the audience of the future. In reading the inscription on his monument, we not only become, implicitly, speakers who acknowledge Herodotus’ achievement; we are also are [sic] cast in Herodotus’ own role. Standing not before the publication or presentation of the Inquiry, but before the Inquiry itself, its enactment, we are asked to do what Herodotus did himself: to listen critically, to question, and to judge. We are asked to do what Herodotus did with the monuments and megala erga he encountered: to record.” – Egbert J. Bakker, “The Making of History: Herodotus’ Historiēs Apodexis”, in Brill’s Companion to Herodotus (2002)
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socialjusticefail · 7 minutes ago
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This podcast is great to understand important Supreme Court cases about the First Amendment. A couple of the episodes do talk about cases that have not been tried before SCOTUS.
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mentosmorii · 10 minutes ago
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people will say things like "universally, I do not enjoy women characters/lgbtq+ characters outside of fanworks because they are written poorly and are uninteresting" while only consuming media produced by multi-billion dollar companies which endeavor to create the most defanged and widely consumable art possible. beloved, I think it's not so much the women characters and queer rep so much as it is the media itself that is poorly written, yet you manage to make do nonetheless, it seems.
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britishchick09 · 10 minutes ago
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i reached 400 followers last night! a big thank you to everyone who’s followed this whirlwind of a blog! :D
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bakidose · 12 minutes ago
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NAViGATE @ YOUR OWN DiSCRETiON
about me rules masterlist character list
tag list anon members
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current pending requests # 8
request status # open
baki wants requests for ::
reiner / porco / dabi / shinsou / deku
currently working on ::
$$ gamer! nagi seishirou x reader // nsfw
$$ perv! touya todoroki x innocent! reader // cw: dark! nsfw
$$ aki hayakawa nsfw alphabet
$$ chainsaw man nsfw links
tags to look out for ::
# baki.blurbs.🍰
# baki.brainrot.🧃
# baki.games.🧸
# baki.bitches.🍼 (tw: rant)
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indigostars · 12 minutes ago
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me, jumping on the bandwagon that is the established father-daughter duo that is hunter and omega? absolutely.
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iiworldtour · 13 minutes ago
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ngl i am a bit sad bc they both seem like they will be good streams :(
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collarbones✨
i ate a ton of chocolate today but weirdly i dont feel bad. i mean i havent had any ‘real’ food so i guess it works
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anchovy89freya · 13 minutes ago
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I really left my brain empty of ideas and motivation these days, so... as a good Otaku I am, I have seen Kamen Rider Zi O on TV, because one day my sister accidentally changed the channel and
oh my god how is it that I had missed something so good like Kamen Rider !?
I'm looking forward to watching other seasons ~! At the moment I gave myself a hoodie from Zi O ~
I love it ✨💞
I am still planning where I will get the money for the belts ~
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atzupdates · 17 minutes ago
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YS 🌟 [210327] Universe FNS Time Capsule
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