had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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Within the next 6 months your life is going to look completely different. You're going to be very happy with the changes.
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Nimona story idea that just crashed into my brain:
Movie Ambrosius asking Ballister if he thinks they are lovers in every universe. Ballister takes his hand and genuinely says "no." That they are here in this universe due to a number of statistical improbabilities that inevitably brought them together. And if any of them didn't exist, if Ambrosius wasnt a noble or didn't have his pure heart, if the Queen wasnt so kind, if Ballister was more cynical, they wouldn't even have the possibility to meet in those universes, let alone fall in love.
And then they meet their comic versions and find out that Bal was right but also so so wrong
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[ liml ~4:04:47 ]
ETHO: just need you to say.. that it wasn’t my fault Bdubs that’s all I need to know
BDUBS: it’s wasn’t my fault
ETHO: *My* Fault my fault
BDUBS: oh (laughs) ok, it was not your fault
ETHO: yes! Thank you Bdubs
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I think applying tropes commonly found in Sonadow fics to other sonic ships is very funny
Like today I saw the cute posts by Blu-ish about how hedgehogs circle and headbutt eachother when courting and how Sonic and Shadow would do that and I agree.
However I think the implication that mobian hedgehogs do this is HILARIOUS when applied to ships that only involve one hedgehog.
Like Silver starts circling around Espio one day and lightly shoving him with his hip or his shoulder and Espio is like: ???? What are you doing??
Or even Blazamy like- Amy keeps circling Blaze and the less Blaze reciprocates Amy does it more to try to get Blaze to react. Blaze eventually just tries to politely tell Amy to stop cause it’s hard to hold conversation while she’s moving all around.
But later Blaze talks to Silver and is like: “I have no idea what she is trying to do…perhaps she is finding a weakness in my stance? Should I fear her hunting me for sport???”
And Silver is like: uh. Well. I think she’s hitting on you? It’s a hedgehog thing.
And Blaze just freaks out because WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMY WAS FLIRTING WITH HER
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all the critiques of the “male presenting” bit in the star beast are valid and true (patronizing, kind of bioessentialist, etc) however i think we’ve been ignoring the funniest part of the whole thing which is like. he was a woman like three hours ago. you don’t need to give him a lecture about What Women Are Like. he knows. and even when he was a woman he still bottled shit up so your argument is moot anyway
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