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frechiiie · 5 months

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conker's bad weed day

#txt #// drug mention #doodles #rareware #nintendo #gaming #conker's bad fur day #banjo kazooie #banjo-kazooie #conkers bad fur day #cbfd #bk #funny #comic #fanart #crossover #conker the squirrel

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bovineblogger · 6 months

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NOBODY MENTION THE COW FROM CONKER'S BAD FUR DAY!!!!

VIDEO GAME: CONKERS BAD FUR DAY

MARTA

PERSONAL RATING:

i dont want to write this review

#conkers bad fur day #cow #cows #animals #silly #video games

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platesandoatcakes · 2 months

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Conker | Conkers Bad Fur Day

Another icon I've made :)

Also glossy stickers are available if anyone fancies one :)

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superbutterscotch · 1 year

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My favorite fucked up red squirrel!

#fanart #furry #art #furry art #conker the squirrel #squirrel #conker #conkers bad fur day #rare ware #banjo kazooie #nintendo 64 #nostalgia #video game #nintendo #Microsoft

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jaqs-art · 11 months

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Was in a Conker mood tonight

#my art #fanart #conker #conker the squirrel #conkers bad fur day

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oniondragon · 7 months

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had a thought.

#rayman #conker #conkers bad fur day #rayman 2 #rayman the great escape #matrix #shitpost #mspaint #rayman arena

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nintendroid · 7 months

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Smash Bros. Remix for Nintendo 64.

#goemon #smash bros #luigi #pikachu #pokemon #conker #conkers bad fur day #diddy kong racing #crt tv #gif #nintendroid #nintendo #smash remix

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howlingday · 11 months

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Dead Canon

As the title shows, this is not canon to the Jaune is Hades AU.

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Ruby stirred in the darkness. She looked around and found herself in a black throne room. The cold wind blew and a shadow lengthened and grew shape as it became a figure, a man. With a bony finger, it pointed out to her.

"RUBY... ROSE... YOU ARE DEAD. DEAD. DEAD AS DODO. DEAD AS A DOORNAIL DEAD AS-".

The shadow threw off it's hood and hacked and coughed, revealing young man with a mop of shaggy blond hair and blue eyes.

"Ugh, I can never breathe with that damn thing on my head. Who the hell decided that wearing this thing was a good idea?!" With a sigh, he looked to Ruby. "Right. Sorry. Uh, allow me to introduce myself. Hello, my name is Jaune, and I am the god of death."

"Aren't you a little scrawny to be a god?"

"Oh yeah? How many gods have YOU met, smartass?"

"...Okay, that's fair."

"Good. Now that that's out of the way," With a wave of his hand, a parchment flew to his hand, "let me see. State your name."

"Um, Ruby?"

"Last name?"

"Rose."

"Rose, right." Jaune tapped the scroll twice, but then his finger fell limp. "I'm sorry, but Ruby Rose?"

"Y-Yeah?"

"It says here you have silver eyes."

"Um, yeah?"

"...Of course you have fucking silver eyes. Why wouldn't you?"

"Is... Is that a problem?"

"YES!" He snapped. "IT IS! God, the only thing worse than you are cats. So damn annoying." He sighed. Sadly, this is one of those 'special' cases."

"Wh-What does that mean?"

"It means, by a power greater than myself," he raised his hand into the air and looked up, "WHO ARE A PAIR OF FUCK-NUGGETS," he looked back to Ruby, "those with silver eyes can have as many lives as they think they can get away with."

"So... I'm immortal?"

Jaune winced. "Uh, I don't like that term, but yes, that is the gist... kind of."

"Kind of?"

"There's one caveat to your whole 'I can't die' rule. See, it's like a video game. You're not dead, but you can die. You just have a few more, shall we say, chances. Like cats. And dragons. And Schnees. Ugh, why are there so many fucking exceptions to my fucking rules." He turned his palm up and a blue rose grew from it. "These are Death Roses. Bring enough of these the next time you die, and I'll give you another chance. Got it?"

"This... is all really weird, but okay."

"Weird?!" He shut his palm and shook his fist. "It's the best damn deal you'll ever get, you little shit!" He sighed. "Alright, piss off. I have some cats to see."

Ruby awoke and found herself alive where she was once dead. Her sister cradled her in her arms. Her team around her wept until they saw her stir. Everyone gathered close, though Blake seemed distracted.

"Er, sorry, guys." She said. "I have to go make a phone call."

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #jaune is hades au #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #conkers bad fur day #conker's bad fur day

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sereaza · 8 months

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