#completely forgetting he’s meant to be crowley rn

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AU where Aziraphale-as-Crowley gets kidnapped and has the trial and everything but then for whatever reason they can’t get the holy water for another day or two so they’re like “ok we’re just gonna torture you till we get it” and Zira just lets them and stays strong to keep Crowley safe and oh no I made myself sad now...

#can you imagine zira though #he’s half dead because demon torture is worse for angels than it is for demons #and he’s so close to giving up #but then he just thinks of crowley #and he’s like #ive gotta keep him safe #and basically forces himself to keep going #and then crowley’s up on earth #getting all worried because WHERE’S ANGEL??? #and then after two days Zira stumbles into the bookshop #completely forgetting he’s meant to be crowley rn #and crowley’s like ANGEL WHAT THE HEAVEN HAPPENED #but zira just collapses into a chair #and goes unconscious #ok im going to stop now #im so sorry for this #i gave myself the feels #good omens #good omens spoilers #crowley (good omens) #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands