#come with us they said it would be fun- they said 🤦‍♀️

[sweeterlovers]

LABYRINTH / FERNANDO ALONSO

fernando alonso x female singer reader / SMAU FIC

FACE CLAIM / TAYLOR SWIFT

WARNINGS / badly google translated spanish

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ynupdates in a recent interview for the upcoming release of YN/LN’s feature on vogue, when asked if she has anything coming up YN responded saying, “funny enough i actually have been writing some music lately. so i’m thinking about releasing a song about a special someone” what do we think about this? new boyfriend? new love song? let us know!!

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user7 she served that photoshoot

user2 seriously she ate it up

user07 i’m excited to get the magazine!!

user32 i wonder what the song is about?

user44 well she did say it’s about a special someone soo.. maybe a boyfriend or a friend 🤷🏼‍♀️

user08 well the last time YN has gone public with a guy was in like 2016 with harry styles so it seems unlikely and likely at the same time

user26 her hair looks so good !!!!!

user43 what i’m personally surprised about is that she mentioned her love life. usually YN is very secretive about her personal life so maybe she is very serious about this guy

user082 that makes sense. hopefully the song will give us more details 😅

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yourusername super excited to announce that tonight (may 17th) at 12pm i’ll be releasing a brand new song titles “labyrinth” this song is about a very special someone in my heart 🤍 i hope you all enjoy it (and have fun guessing who it’s about)

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user26 AHHHHH!!!!!

user0052 i’m so excited 😆

user538 who else will be staying up 🔽⬇️?!????

user2 meeee

user06 ME TWO

user03 me threeeee !!!

user87 already taking my nap 😴

user1 she looks pretty

user8 the theme is very lilac yk

user78 AN THE GUESSING GAME STARTS NOW 👏👏👏

user6 can’t wait for the crazy predictions

user53 i’m guessing it’s about a new boyfriend

user51 right but whoo…

user5878 i doubt it’ll be another actor or singer soo maybe an athlete 🤷

user4 labyrinth out tonight!!!!!!!!!!

user70 can’t wait 😝

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POST RACE INTERVIEW WITH FERNANDO ALONSO

Interviewer: Fernando congratulations on P2!

Fernando: Thank you! It was a bit tough but we got through it. So ultimately I’m very happy with myself and the team!

Interviewer: Do you have any plans tonight to celebrate? Perhaps some dinner with the team or some partying? Hm?

Fernando: Well I was planning on listening to YN/LN’s new song but after that I may go out to dinner with a special someone.

Interviewer: Special someone? Girlfriend perhaps?

Fernando: Eh we’ll see.

Interviewer: Mysterious as always Fernando.

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fernandoalo_oficial celebrated my podium with the only other person i would want to be with. thank you for all the support from the fans and the team!

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user6 FERNANDO WHAT

user4 i’m not even surprised anymore 🤦‍♀️

user061 i wasn’t familiar with your game

user77 have you seen the man???????

user605 seriously, i’m a married man with kids but i’m gay for fernando alonso ✊

user15 real

user80 a blondeeeee i seee 👱‍♀️

user74 the cartier bag with the flowers 😍😍

user95 seriously tho!! go off mr alonso

user026 i would die for a man to get me that

user186 super cute

lance_stroll congratulations man! you did an amazing job 👏 tell her i said hi as well please!

fernandoalo_oficial thank you lance! she says hello as well 😅

user60 lance what do you know????????????????

user5 LANCE TELL US WHO SHE IS

lance_stroll sorry i’ve been sworn to secrecy 🤐

user520 if i was being sworn secrecy by fernando i would listen, that man scares me

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ynupdates YN has been seen in spain recently!! 🇪🇸 ❤️ any thoughts on why she is spain?

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user6 spain?????

user142 hmmm maybe just a vacation 🤷🏼‍♀️

user9 she looks good

user1 yeah i love her too!! the flowers are cute

user1347 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

user14 i have a theory but i will be called delusional…..

usee096 SAY IT RN! BE DELULU

user365 delulu is in fact the solution

user14 OK FIIINEE! the reason she is in spain is because she is visiting her boyfriend. you may ask why is she visiting her boyfriend in spain? the reason why is because she is dating SPANISH DRIVER FERNANDO ALONSO!!

user5 pls take your meds

user14 i’m right guys don’t even because why else has fernando revealed that he has a girlfriend?? hmmm and on top of that in a recent interview he said that he has been listening to YN!!!

user653 i see your point butttttttt it’s quite far off

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yourusername a year with you my love 🤍 thank you for supporting me throughout my career and my writing and most of all thank you for being my muse 🤍🤍 i love you fernando! your my champion :)

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user6 power couple fr

user674 this is so random lmaoo

user8 i mean yeah but they are pretty cute together!

user22 this makes a lot more sense on why she was in spain

fernandoalo_oficial mi amor y mi tesoro, te amo mucho, eres mi mujer [my love and my treasure, i love you so much . your my woman]

yourusername fernando no words can express my love for you. there is no one else i would rather be with ❤️

fernandoalo_oficial your the only one in my heart ♥️

user55 😭😭😭😭😭😭 so so so so cute

user1 “my love and my treasure” i’m so down bad for them

selenagomez you guys are adorable 🥰

yourusername thank you babe :)))

user51 can’t wait to see them together!

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TEAM RADIO / SWEETERLOVERS - thought this would be funny considering taylor’s new song!!!! taylonso will live forever ✊

#formula 1 #f1 smau #sweeterlovers #f1 fanfic #formula one #f1 fic #f1 imagine #f1 x reader #husband fernando alonso #fernando alonso x y/n #fernando alonso smau #fernando alonso x you #fernando alonso fic #fernando alonso au #fernando alonso #fernando alonso x reader #fernando alonso x wife #fernando alonso x oc #smau

[astroamorsworld]

Part of Fortune in the houses part 1

This is something a little different from what I usually post and I wanted to just try something new and also go down the route of lots and asteroids eventually. So, with that being said, I hope you enjoy!

What is Part of Fortune?

The part of fortune, also called the Lot of Fortune or Pars Fortuna, is a calculated point on your birth chart that reflects areas where you might find luck and success.

Part of Fortune in the 1st house

Having your Part of Fortune in the 1st house is a pretty lucky placement to have imo. You may be a naturally lucky person, and are just always in good mood, stemming from having a lot of confidence within yourself and high self esteem. These traits, on top of being naturally lucky, will attract even more good luck and opportunities your way, so you’re most definitely blessed with this placement. This placement may indicate that you have a lot of determination and willpower when it comes to getting things done, so you’re definitely a hard worker too. Your personality shines through in your everyday life so in work fields that rely on you having a vibrant personality would really work best for natives with this placement. If you want to really get the most out of this placement, i’d say you need to take initiative and persue your dreams!! If you put yourself out there you will get what you want!! (As someone with this placement, I need really take my own advice🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️)

Part of Fortune in the 2nd house

With this placement you may too, have high esteem. You may also tend to attract or create material abundance. You might find that your talents and skills translate well into financial security and that you have a good eye for things of value or things that can become valuable. This placement could also give you the ability to thrive in careers that involve finances, like accounting, investing, or sales, could be particularly fortunate for you. Success can also find you in fields utilise your creativity and resourcefulness, like entrepreneurship, crafts, or the arts. So in terms of getting the most out of this placement, i’d say develop your talents and show people your worth. Dont let them take advantage of it though. Take risks and use what resources you have wisely.

Part of Fortune in the 3rd house

With this placement, it’s possible that you have lucky siblings, cousins and even neighbours, or when you’re around them you become luckier. You’re also likely to have good relationships them too. Your education experience may have been one to remember, as you may have had a good experience there. You may be naturally smart, and find it easy to retain information, so school may have been a breeze for you. School trips may have been fun and better for you than the average ones. You are probably a good communicator, and know how to communicate in a healthy way. So this could mean that you excel in public speaking, teaching and writing. Short trips may be good for you also. So if you wanna get the most out of this placement, USE YOUR VOICE and maintain the relationships (i mentioned before) with those around you.

Part of Fortune in the 4th house

With this placement, you’re likely to have a good relationship with your mother, and with your family. Just a good home life in general. You may be in tune with your family background and culture, and take a real interest in your roots. It’s also a possibility that you may have been born into some sort of wealth, whether its from your entire family, or on your mothers side or your dads side, the point being that someone you’re related to is likely to be wealthy. You are also probably in tune with your emotions and feelings and know how to manage them quite well. Most definitely emotionally mature. You may also be a bit of a homebody, since you may love your home so much. Interior design or gardening may be hobbies or careers you want to persue. You could also excel in social care, therapy, or childcare. Working from home is where you probably do your best work. So if you want to get the most out of this placement, invest in your home and nurture your relationship with your family. Get in touch with your roots!!

I would’ve done this all as one big post but i’ve had to split it into 3 parts because i’ve had issues with saving my work to drafts and don’t want to risk losing 1 big piece of work. But i will post part 2 and 3 in the coming days. :)

Check out my pinned post for more observations!💖

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If you would like a reading, you can DM me or order one through my fiverr page here.

#part of fortune #astro #astrology #astro posts #astrology community #astro community #astro notes #astrology notes #astro observations #astrology observations #astrology posts #astrology placements #astro placements #astrology readings #writers of tumblr

[olivianyx]

Hey , I'm in this void community since 2022 but take void seriously in 2023 April but still didn't get in , I feel down and trying to start again but nothing world still the old story repatation. Done almost all this methods here none of here is working enough 🙃.

Hey! I see, I'm sorry but literally the void community in general is pissing me off, not just you. Sorry if I was being rude, but that's what us happening around here. Idk why tf void is being overcomplicated, when that's YOU yourself in your purest state.

First off, why would you ever, for the love of God, assume that nothing is working? 🤦‍♀️ CHANGE YOUR ASSUMPTIONS. Don't come at me saying nothing is working, cus that phrase just pisses me off (pardon me cus that's like a trauma for me)

Affirm, affirm, affirm. Stick to new story no matter what. Repetition is the key for changing your assumptions. Visualise if you can. Make use of sleep/nap times to your advantage of reprogramming your mind. Listen to subliminals. Do new methods that seem fun. Have fun literally. Maintain a mental diet. Throw that old story out the equation. You have what you want. DOOR SLAM. Most importantly, live in the end. Put yourself on the pedestal. Take your power back.

Do what i said above (only the ones which you feel is comfortable, otherwise don't fucking stress about things you're not comfortable doing/can't do) for 3 days max, I guarantee you, you'll have a shift in your mindset and the 3d. Like literally change your fucking assumptions, working on it for 3 days, just 3 days.

People even have the audacity to come at bloggers telling it's 'nOt wOrKiNg'. Tf?? It's perfectly working, just change the topic which you focus on. It should work, cus it's the LAW. If you want it, and you truly fulfill it in your imagination, you should have it in the 3d too.

Stay true to yourself, and take your power back. Literally you're the creator. Wtf are you doing? You're literally telling me that you can't control the one that you created?? So no, stop that lame old, same old story and stick to that new story. If it takes more than a day Or max 3 days, you're not fulfilling yourself. IT SHOULD MANIFEST INSTANTLY, OR IN LESS THAN A DAY.

#voidstate #void #please I'm done with the void community #help me i'm done 😭 #you already have what you want damn it #neville goddard #law of assumption #loa success #reality shifting #affirmdaily #dream life #frequency #manifestations #manifestyourreality #scripting #non duality #non dualism #live in the end #mental diet #loassblog #loassumption

[yowyowyaoi]

Sasori’s Daily Texts from the Akatsuki

From Tobi/Obito

Obviously.

You can gloat all you want but the fact of the matter is you’re wrong; NOTHING is eternal. 

But can you keep it up without chakra strings? 🤔

Asleep or awake it’s all the same thing.

Go ahead and tell them. They’ll just think you’re crazy 😜 

I’ve tried but Hidan is insufferable and the only way to truly hurt Kakuzu is in his wallet.

Ok please just look at this tooth I feel like it’s throbbing out of my head 😣

Me and you? Teaming up? What a novel idea … REJECTED.

It’s not ridiculous. When you were human did you never just eat a bag of sugar?? It’s so soothing.

He said no cats or dogs. Not a thing about birds. And besides if Itachi can have 900 crows I can have a parakeet. 😤

From Zetsu

I don’t know why YOU get to keep all the best bodies every single time 😒 Your art isn’t more important as my stomach.

I licked his arm once but my goodness he had such a bitter aftertaste.

Clay and gunpowder. Sometimes aftershave.

It wasn’t me this time. Must have been an animal. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Me either! No Bowel Movement Club 🥳

I imagine it’s only the first blow that truly hurts. After that the body goes into too much shock to register the pain. 

From Nagato

Well I figured that with your expertise in puppet chakra control, my bodies wouldn’t be that much different to you.

Redhead unity ✊🏻

Let’s be real, here; Konan is the one running this thing.

I can if it’s cut into very small pieces. And drink lots of water afterwards.

At least yours wasn’t a goddamned pervert.

Clearly I can’t stop these things. All I can do is strongly advise you three use protection with them. Our organization is not equipped to care for babies.

I’ve never really had time to properly train it. I’ve never even heard that much about it before. Maybe Itachi will know.

Yes but I firmly believe we choose our families. And I chose this one. Even Hidan.

From Konan

No, thank you. I’ve learned to appreciate my flaws and live with them.

Okay once again, PLEASE read that book I got you on how to talk to women. For the love of God. 🤦‍♀️

Actually most of them make me sneeze; that’s why I started making paper ones lol 

Of course I can teach you. Why do you want to learn? So you can dance with a certain someone 😏

Yeah, preferably one that’ll give me a pick-up in the mornings.

If you use your chakra strings to make him trip down the stairs I will love you for forever.

I know you don’t eat but you should come for the conversations.

I know he’s been using mine the bottle was full 3 days ago and now it’s almost empty 😡

From Kisame

Itachi and I are traveling past there on our next mission. If you write down what herbs you need I’d be happy to pick them up for you on our way back.

I’m sorry; if I’d known you wanted to use the body I wouldn’t have chewed off the hands 😣

Well I suppose both have caffeine but to me, tea is more calming.

I understand but if it happens again, tell him I won’t be looking the other way. 

I don’t know. If he’s not sleepwalking he’s up for days at a time. I’m worn out trying to keep up 🫠

Please join us; Monopoly seems like it’d be your game.

I stayed until they wanted to do karaoke. Then I snuck out the back door.

That’s more Zetsu’s thing. I only do it if I’m really hungry.

Ah but, if you’re truly going to live forever, why not have some fun with life?

Yes I’ve noticed. Everyone has. But I’m fairly certain Deidara sees nobody but YOU in that way.

From Itachi

My thanks.

Not so bad today actually 

I would just say “ignore it” but he’ll probably throw a bomb into your face so 🤷🏻‍♂️

Well I was going to paint it yellow so it’d be more cheerful but Kisame thinks it would drive me crazy after a few weeks.

Watch the video I just sent and tell me that’s not Hidan 😂

Kisame said to ask you two. Tell Dei they have bakudan.

They just like to sit on top of them. I promise they aren’t pecking or causing any damage to the wood.

One of the funniest things I ever read. Laughed so hard I had to go to bed early because my head was pounding so hard after. But don’t tell Hidan, he’d kill me.

I’m not sure. But after I die you’re free to take one of my eyes and put it into your puppet to see.

From Hidan

No really DO you have one? 🤔

Wtf are you gonna do tho like won’t you catch on fire in the sun?!

He’s my best friend and I love him in a not gay way. So it IS my business asshole.

Thanks puppet dick, I’ll make Kakuzu pay you later. He prob won’t but 🤷🏼‍♂️

No fuck that, that cake was MINE they’re just being little bitches about it 

Damn could you be any gayer for him?

Wait, CAN you fly??

Stop being stingy puppet fuck just give me an arm that shoots fire it’ll be an early birthday present pleeeeease 

Idc get this thing out of my room it’s creeping me tf out 😒

From Kakuzu

I’ve tried but the only way I could see it legitimately working is if I sewed his mouth shut.

Oh of course. I’m always happy to spend an evening surrounded by culture.

That would be ideal but you know how sensitive Leader is about his appearance.

Yes but it’s the most expensive there. You’d be better off disguising yourself and getting it from your old village.

Honestly, at 91? I’m surprised it hasn’t turned to dust yet.

Perhaps Kisame would join us. Give us an evening away from the wives.

I know but what else could we do? He refuses to accept treatment. The only way we could “help” is slipping it into his tea.

Page 34. I wrote notes along the side of the diagram.

I would rip out all of my hearts before I let anyone, including you, spend money on something like that.

From Deidara

No but I’m pretty sure you enjoy making me beg.

Wasn’t me. And you can’t prove otherwise 😈

Your lack of appreciation for my art is truly the most horrible thing about you 😒

Well tough shit it’s MY turn to choose and that’s what we’re doing

Well yeah it’s awkward but I don’t want you worrying. I’m *yours*. I’ve made that clear.

Idc I’ll wear it every single day 😭

If Itachi or Kisame asks, me and Hidan were with you from 12-5 yesterday. Okay?

Keep sending pics like that and you’re gonna end me 🥵

Oh come on pleeeease? I’ll feed it and walk it and everything!

My bed or yours? 

Did you make it yourself?? Awww thank you Sasori 🥰

It’s not the only thing that’s tight ~ 😏

A real boyfriend wouldn’t question it he’d just bring a shoe and come kill it !

Hey at least I found BOTH arms this time!

Geez that sounds so boring. Can’t he send Kakuzu and Hidan instead?!

You know I hate that word … but yes, forever. And ever and ever and ever. 💛

#the akatsuki #texting #text message #sasori #sasodei #sasori x deidara #deidara #kakuzu #hidan #itachi uchiha #tobi #obito uchiha #nagato #konan #kisame hoshigaki #zetsu #Akatsuki Daily Texts Series

[charliehoennam]

the NO-SKIP albums: a tag game

rules: share the albums that you can listen to nonstop. those lightning in a bottle-albums that scratch ur brain just right. every single track, an absolute banger. u could not skip one if u tried. no notes. stunning, show-stopping, immaculate. ur no-skip albums. 🔎 bonus & optional (but imo, v fun) rules:1) add a track rec for us to listen to! AND2) share ur favorite line(s) from that track! 👀

tagged by @stephendorff, i got pretty excited for this but then i realized that i don't have many no-skips albums....or so i thought🤦‍♀️ tagging: @gyll-yee-haw, @gyllenhaalstories, @potter-solomons, @navybrat817, @laurfilijames, @ithinkwehitametaphor

🎧 album info/track recs/my favorite lines under the cut!! ↓↓↓

album: audioslave by audioslave song rec: shadow on the sun I can tell you why // People go insane // I can show you how // You could do the same their self-entitled album never fails to make me feel like driving out in the middle of the desert in a pick-up truck with a cigarette hanging between my lips, hands stained with the blood of my ex-lover

album: diamond eyes by deftones song rec: beauty school You're shooting stars // From the barrel of your eyes // It drives me crazy // Just drives me wild deftones (and chino with all his side projects i.e team sleep, crosses, and palms which deserve a shoutout) never fail to amaze me with every song they make. hands down, my favorite band and coming to that conclusion was not easy

album: koi no yokan by deftones song rec: swerve city She tames with her voices // As she plays around with the forces i wasn't lying when i said they're my number 1 band lmao when this album first came out, i was hesitant about because i felt like their music changed a bit. but listening to it, 14 years later, made me realize how it sounds like a more mature side of the band and also i feel like they've successfully managed to put how an orgasm feels into music

album: razorblade romance by HIM song rec: right here in my arms She keeps on crying // But i won't leave her alone // She'll never be alone HIM was probably my first introduction into rock in general when i started watching jackass and viva la bam and it was love at first song. i just love how their music makes me feel like a century year old vampire wandering the modern world. and their lyrics are incomparable

album: meteora by linkin park song rec: from the inside Tension is building inside, steadily // Everyone feels so far away from me // Heavy thoughts forcing their way out of me choosing between meteora and hybrid theory is a long life debate and they're both so perfect but meteora is what i listened to the most growing up and it became the soundtrack of my teenage age lmao

album: peripheral vision by turnover song rec: new scream Adolescent dreams gave to adult screams // Paranoid that I won't have all the things they say I need this band deserves so much more attention. this album brings a sense of nostalgia to me and just makes me feel warm and happy and like road tripping through australia, which has always been a place i've always wanted to visit and unfortunately haven't been able to

album: as far as the eye can see by people in planes song rec: falling by the wayside It's OK // To be safe // I'm losing control // Falling by the wayside if i could choose a song to play at the moment of my passing away, that would be this. it's beautifully haunting in a way and the entire album is a musical masterpiece. i truly hate that this band broke up and never got the appreciation they deserved so i've made it my life's mission to spread the good word of people in planes lmao

album: placebo by placebo song rec: teenage angst Since I was born I started to decay // Now nothing ever, ever goes my way the only reason i didn't choose sleeping with ghosts is because there are two songs on there that aren't my favorite and i usually skip. placebo is a great alternative band that never goes out of style for me and i could listen to this album on repeat forever

album: jar by superheaven song rec: in on it / youngest daughter And I know just what I need // Autumn leaves and fallen trees // To feel the cold beneath my feet // Breathe until your lungs fail // You can sing 'til you go deaf this band has successfully revived alt/grunge in a mature way that brings a sense of nostalgia along with it. for me, it's hard to believe this album was only birthed in 2013. under the video, there's a comment that says "greatest 90s band of the 2010s" and it couldn't be more accurate. i couldn't pick between the two songs

album: teenage wrist song rec: swallow Older and older // The voice of wasted youth has never been so loud // Over and over // Like powder in the barrel pushin' deeper down another band that's been bringing atl/grunge and they do it so well. haven't really listened much to their new stuff, but this album has a very special place in my heart deserves much more attention. you can't tell me their grittiness doesn't make you feel like you're in the 90s

album: the questions by emery song rec: playing with fire Why should I take all the blame for all my mistakes? // You were there with every promise made to break  one of my first introductions to 'emo' music lmao this band has been a must-have on every playlist i've ever made. the vocal harmony in their music really hits the soul

#about me #music #challenge

[orsialos]

Hello, I just saw you're post about working with Ares, and I'm curious. Especially about what you said with him being a comfort to you as you work through your trauma since I've been working through mine. I've been thinking about working with him for a while, and I'd be happy to hear anything you have to share about him.

I think its a shame that he's so pigeon holed. I've seen a lot of people who worship and work with him say he's a paternal and comforting figure. Someone who encourages you to keep going through the worst of it. That'd someone I could really use right now.

Dia duit! My apologies for the delay, i constantly forget to check my asks inbox 🤦‍♀️

You are very correct that the modern interpretation of Ares is very limited and pigeon holes him as an angry, terrifying, almost evil presence. While some of this can be attributed to Athenian bias against Sparta, part of it is also due to the lack of knowledge about his various cults outside of Sparta.

Before I go too far I'mma drop this recently answered ask here about researching Ares, as it has good info about a few things I'll mention below. Ok, so getting into it. Let's talk about a bit of historical background because duh, I love history, and then my personal experiences.

Ares as a Protector - Historical Context

Here, we journey east into the rising Sun to the ancient lands of Anatolia, now modern-day Turkey. Many of the Greek gods worshipped here were syncretized with pre-existing deities as the Greek world expanded. Many of these deity names have been lost to time, but we do have evidence of a pastoral protective male deity that was likely syncretized with Ares. From what I have read, we have the most evidence for this new/syncretized cult of Ares from the Lycian and Pamphylian regions of southwestern Anatolia.

The ask I linked above contains an excellent free paper on an oracular cult of Ares in this region. We have documented inscriptions that this oracle called for a protective "binding" of a figure of Ares for the citizens to protect their shores from raiding pirates. Figures of Ares or figures symbolic of Ares were often found in areas around the city, another demonstration of his dual nature as both pastoral protector and invader.

Coinage is a very useful tool in archaeology for learning more about the important cultural figures in a given society. Time and time again we find detailed coins with an image of Ares, usually with a helmet. While we cannot use this to determine how Ares was worshipped, we can surmise Ares was a large part of daily life in western Anatolia.

This is in stark contrast to mainland Greece, where images of Ares outside of pottery and sculptures are quite rare; Ares was often seen as the literal personification of war itself, the din and fury and bloodlust that comes out during war is all because of Ares. Here, Ares was almost feared out of respect for his chaotic nature and ability to turn the tide in war rather than admired and worshipped for his protective nature.

Ares as a Protector - Personal Experience

Well this is the fun, UPG part! Everything you've heard about Ares - his protective nature, his warmth & tenderness, his encouragement in the face of darkness are all so true it nearly makes me cry! My experience with Ares has been about 70% him being fatherly and tender when i was in therapy to finally talk about my SA trauma and 30% helping me learn to deal with my anger towards life in general (for this I look to wisdom from the mythologies surrounding Ares, especially the death of Adonis).

I'd say currently Ares is more of a "hey, I'm here if you need me" presence in my life, always at the edges and sometimes coming to say hello unprompted, just as a loving father would do. While my worship of Ares has only gotten stronger and more involved over the year-ish I've had him in my life, his daily presence is much more subdued. And i think a lot of that is because I don't need him in my life as much, which is honestly a good thing!

Ares came to me at a time in my life where I was caught up in unresolved trauma from an incident years prior and experienced something that broke the floodgates holding everything back. He was there nearly every second of every day - a warmth at my shoulder, an echo in my mind. At night when i was lying awake trying not to let my mind spiral, i quite honestly felt a warmth by my side as if someone was sitting next to me tracing their fingers along my back to calm me down. What I find a bit unnerving as far as UPG goes is that is what a lot of other people have said their experiences are like with Ares.

It seems to me, from my experiences and what I've heard from others, is that Ares is wonderful at providing solid ground and a strong arm to hold on to when it feels like you are in free fall. He is not pushy or demanding and delights with any time we spend with him. Of course this is not to say his war-like aspect and place on the battlefield does not exist! But rather, as literally any other Greek god I can think of, he is a god of duality and while war and protection may seem at odds, they are truly two sides of the same coin.

Can you tell I love Ares just a little bit?

#asked and answered #ares #ares deity #ares worship #helpol #hellenism #hellenic worship #hellenic polytheism #hellenic devotion #hellenic deities #hellenic reconstructionism #hellenic polythiest #ares obsession is literally in hyperdrive rn #again lol thank you #ares devotion

[lutawolf]

Big Dragon Episode 3 Review and Commentary

Don't go looking for episodes 1 and 2 review because there isn't one. I watched them but I'm late to the party. So, I'm starting here.

The song "I work out" just came to my head while we watch the swim model play with his hair. OMG the secondhand embarrassment is gonna kill me. Okay, I really can't with this dumbass hiding behind a chair. Sweet baby jezebel. Okay but we have the bag with the phone. Of course, it's password protected you dip shit. Just stomp that thing or take out sims card. There, wait. Running it under water? I just. 🤦‍♀️

What, now ya gonna steal. What the fuck are you doing. These dumbasses better start to have growth. Oh, you are taking the undie. That's actually pretty funny. Iffffff you hadn't got caught. At this point I think you should be writing a book on how to be a dumb ass villain. I think you need to just give up the life of crime. Sub baby is so subby. Look at him just standing there. Like he puts up no fight when being searched.

Oh, now we push. You are feeling all kinds of tough, dumbass. You never thought he would back that shit up. Oh damn, he said sorry. These two shitheads are made for each other realy. This is what nonconsenting looks like. When Yai drugged Mangkorn and now this shit that Mangkorn is pulling. We don't know if Yai is consenting because he wants to or because he is afraid of the videos being leaked.

Now here is the thing, this is art. None of us are saying this is okay. We know that these two ass hats are problematic. When you say that marginalized media can't be problematic art, then you are participating in the oppression. Forcing queer media to not be problematic art is saying, we don't have the right to occupy the same space as straight/white media.

Back to the show. This is what a forced D/s element looks like. Mangkorn got a roleplay kink, mkay. Oph, straight to the punishment. No talking until told to. For sure forced consent. More commands. And if we didn't know for sure, we now know he sucked it before. He's got a gage reflux.

Okay, so he was teasing him. Then he tells him to wait and Yai does. So subby. These rich bitches probably own walking shorts. Lawd. Okay so, we at a park, at night. This is how horror movies start. Douche canoe, he might have teased you, but you drugged him. You guys are almost even. Friendship. He wants friendship until the internship is over. The nagging back and forth. He doesn't know how to make friends, that doesn't ring true.

Now we are starting to see them. The real them. Getting a little cuteness. Aww, he got him a shirt... I think that is a shirt. Looks more like a sweater vest. Still, it's the thought that counts. Buddy boy he has seen it all already. Hahaha.. Wait, should I be concerned that dipshit and I think alike. Oh it is a shirt! Is that a tiger necklace? Aww, he brought him to his favorite spot.

Look at that slight smile on Yai's face when Mankorn brings up being friends again. Caught you staring moment. Cute. Ohhhh, he is serving him food. Interesting. He tells Yai to try it and Yai immediately does. Ohh, the gay couple is sooo cute. Okay, my opinion of you is going up Yai. Oh, we are bringing up the law and gay marriage topic. I like it.

Look at him breaking out the "food taste better shared." Okay this is cute. Back and forth about the food. Your ass still hurts? Wth. That's a power dick there. Oh, we are giving the, I wanna kiss you look. Saved by the tummy rumble. Oh, are you about to serve him again? Even with it being an inconvience due to the rain. Interesting. Look at that smile. Oh you finally gonna let people know you alive.

Looke at him checking on him. Then offering to walk him to his room. Ohhhh yeah, someone is coming in Dom. Aww, look at him apologizing for the phone and telling him he will buy another. I'm starting to like these two.

Yes, Yes, they are still problematic characters, fully aware but problematic characters are fun in fiction. Real life? No way. Who would be okay with any of the bl fictional characters? I mean really, Sean and Black have anger management problems. SCOY is about a stalker and stalky who fall in love. As much as I love Pai, in real life we'd beg Sky to call the cops. Let's not even talk about the Kinnporsche couples. Are we not allowed to live vicariously through art anymore?

Yai is being super cute. I'm liking it. I'm seeing a redemption arc here. Oh, look Mankorn being. Home dude is hooked. You like that old fashioned, shut up. Oh yeah, he's caught feelings. A Dominatrix! Mad respect but those wrist cuffs. Those boots though! I want! She is spitting the good advice too. She's a soft Dom for a Dominatrix. Oh, look she did a check in to make sure that their break apart won't spiral him.

What are these two cornballs doing. These fucking coconuts. I ain't afraid of no ghosts. The coconuts are though. Did he call by phone. Damn it's bad with the coconut can get a jab in. Aww, they have a couple's phone! Subby sub is grumpy now. Oh No! Couple's cases! They are rocking that RM and Jin colors. Look at you, dumbass. You hung up on your boyfriend's call.

So that's all folks. Hope you enjoyed. 💜💜💜 This review is dedicated to @victooooorious, @bengiyo, and @pharawee

#big dragon the series #big dragon #thai bl #bl thai #luta opinions #luta talks kink #coconuts mafia

[lollahazadi]

Why do men take so long to mature? (short)

Warning: contains double meaning and a bit of verbal violence, let's say I wasn't having a good day, blame it on this lasat that I love and drives me crazy 💜

💜I mean, this particular Lasat isn't 🤦‍♀️, but he's still a man! Kanan made a proposal for Ezra to become a trained Jedi and this automatically integrates him into our team. I heard stories told by my father about this creed and the heroic acts of these people in the clone wars, the only Jedi I knew up close was our leader. So I was curious to see the boy's training up close, but when I climbed up the hatch, I saw Zeb shaking the boy and bullying him while he was training: "Come on kid, do something, amuse me, use the force! 🥴 o What? I can't believe he's messing with the poor guy."The circus opened early, didn't it?" I wanted to know, showing disgust by looking at him as I balanced on top of the Ghost and placed my hands on him. my waist. Zeb turns his head and looks at me without any guilt for playing"Good morning to you too, little girl" he smiled and then rolled his eyes as if I was talking nonsense, I reacted"Are you going to start? You gave the boy a chance and came to be on top of me, don't call me a little girl, respect me.” I asked, insulted, but not to the point of getting excited, jokingly, and early in the morning, of course!"Calm down girl, I was just trying to cheer you up, I saw you woke up in a bad mood, you ate this morning, right?" He played with his wrinkled face without shaking. I threw the shuttlecock he threw back, but it was hot:"Be quiet" I turned around "I'm not kidding and neither is Ezra" I pointed to the blue-haired boy who until then was paying attention to the discussion, he asks Kanan"She can stay" Ezra says without objection "But does he have to be here?" he asked irritably, looking displeased with Zeb who was just laughing and me looking seriously at the playful lasat. Kanan says distractions will always happen and he needed to focus on training. For me, Ezra would have my support:"Honey, you can pretend I'm not here, that WE're not here" I emphasized, shooting Zeb with blaster eyes. Kanan says: "I appreciate the motivation, but he has to learn to work around distractions and obstacles"The green-eyed humanoid responds:"I don't think what you want is going to happen..." Zeb looks at me from head to toe and then at Ezra, who immediately looks away trying to focus on Kanan. I was about to demonstrate an unpublished chapter of (Why Do Men Live Shorter?)"Garazeb, you're wanting to get punched, aren't you?!" I shouted, walking heavily towards him, but he showed no fear, until the ship rocked a little and I was forced to stop immediately.

Zeb laughs when he sees me unable to hit him and puts his arms around his waist. “You better be careful girl, that wind could blow you away…” Zeb retorts, mocking me. My eyes made a small twitching movement, I was offended, irritated and surprised! But I took a deep breath and asked Zeb for a favor "Hey, can you do something for me?" and I said each word slowly "fuck you…" Kanan cut me off with his arms up “Hey, hey, sir and miss, there are children on the nave terrace.” Ezra objects: "Uh Kanan, now that plate is about to pick up!" Ezra says frustrated thinking he would hear a shack or something. Looking at the boy, I came to my senses: "Yeah, he's right, no exaltation in front of the boy", Kanan snaps his two index fingers and thumbs as if he were calling a loth cat "Hey, let's focus here? Please? Thank you, Ezra, let's get started" Zeb whispers "I have no guarantees I'll be polite" he laughs mischievously and looks at me, wanting to make me lose my head. I frowned back and looked at him for a long time as I walked carefully, arousing muffled laughter from Zeb, who was clearly making fun of my difficulty in staying upright, but before I could say anything I heard a (auh), I found out. which was Chopper running over Lasat's feet, the droid made a sound that could be considered a laugh, after Zeb recovered from the pain he said "we'll talk inside your trash can" he banged his fist and I walked past Zeb calmly and smiling I scoffed at him as I grabbed Chopper's little mechanical arm "thank you, tin boy" I thanked him gently as the mechanical star helped me walk across the surface of the Ghost.

Now I felt that the training was going to be taken seriously. Kanan wanted Ezra to practice lightsaber blows to get rid of the throws that would be made by Chopper, he brought a crate full of empty milk cartons, they would be used to be thrown at the boy, I thought, now, the boy was going to evolve. Chopper started the throws, Ezra was not there and defending as Kanan would have liked, the packages hit Ezra squarely " oh no.." I thought and with pity I said " Hey Chopper, slow down…" Kanan interrupted "Unfortunately the enemy will not reduce the intensity of the attacks" and the worst thing is that he was right, but… wasn't he demanding too much from the boy??? Like, he could take it easy, now that he's starting to understand about this Jedi stuff. As he reflected, Chopper's attacks did not cease.

I thought it could get worse, and I dare say that was the damn moment I thought about this possibility, I look at Zeb and he explicitly reveals to me that he is trying to play in bad taste, he looks at the box and then at me, shaking his head slowly (yes) . I moved too, but suspiciously and swaying (not) slowly, he insisted but a little faster, I followed the rhythm, expressing a serious no with my head, he didn't stop! my head started to hurt (the bitching started) I thought and concluded that there was no way to stop: He quickly took the package and said while I looked at him in disbelief "that's it, boy. Use your body to slow down this rubbish" Oh no, he He already called the boy trash! I shouted in protest: "Stop! Leave the boy! What are you doing?" and there he goes, throwing everything he had at the unfortunate apprentice. And Chopper was contributing to this by throwing boxes and more boxes wildly and Ezra wasn't balancing himself perfectly to counter the blows. I couldn't believe that Chopper also joined in on the fun "The bonfire is burning and you're throwing firewood, right?!" 😑

And Kanan seemed frustrated and disappointed at the same time, wondering that Ezra wasn't concentrating as he should, the boy was struggling miserably against the thrown trash, the more he struggled to protect himself, the faster the objects flew at him, hitting him more and more. more. Zeb was amused by Ezra's misfortune while I felt sorry for the unlucky boy. Garazeb takes a package and tries to put it in mine hand saying "try the fun ha ha ha" he suggested laughing, I was intrigued by this attitude and opened my mouth in the form of the letter o, I gritted my teeth and slapped his gigantic hand in refusal "I WANT THAT NO" and the rubbish bounced around the terrace "because you're such a kid, huh?? stop nonsense before something shit happens" Zeb asks me without scruple and with irony "Karabast, why are women usually so emotional and specifically, why are girls so emotional?" with a disgraceful emphasis. Zeb wasn't the sexist type or made light of the opposite sex, but I was sure he only said those things to make me blush in anger and he succeeded and I shouted: "I'LL HIT YOU ZEB!!!" I said, determined to take the life of the only lasat I knew "do you want to be erased from the galactic census?! Do you?!"

"Lollah, you don't feel like doing that, do you?" Zeb asked thought-provokingly. “You don’t have the courage…” "I have!" I said with conviction "the greatest desire in the world is to break you after this". Zeb jokes with me, from his tone, he was enjoying seeing me angry: "I'm sure that's not your wish" He said without mincing words "You like this type of dynamic" he laughs. "I don't like it, Zeb!" "Calling me by my name, Lollah?" he mocks "if he was mad, he would be cursing me anyway" my God, the way he calls me by my name is giving me butterflies! Or it could be stomach problems too, but I was getting furious: "It's because there are children on the terrace, you meiloorun head!!!" I screamed mercilessly. Zeb thought it was all funny, apparently. He pretended to be hurt: "Wow, that was hard, that was strong" "Go comb wookies Zeb, you're not even sad" I said without giving a damn. 🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨

As I prepared to kill him, Chopper still threw uncontrollably at Ezra, until the worst happened: Ezra, after so many blows from the packaging, lost his balance and ended up falling from the ship, making me and Zeb scream at the same time. "Kid!" We stopped everything, Kanan asked the two of us to go down and open the boarding ramp while he lifted the boy back with the Force for us to catch him. With the ramp open, we were ready to catch Ezra, Zeb stretched his hands to the edge and I held him by the other hand so he wouldn't fall. with irony he said "Your strength assures me, you know?" I hissed: "Be quiet and catch this boy! I can see him from here" I could see Ezra being taken through the air towards us and Zeb stretching to reach him. We hear a Kanan getting exhausted levitating Ezra, pressing Zeb: "Zeeeeb! you heard her! keep quiet and catch this boy!" It was the last thing we heard when Kanan gave in and ended up releasing Ezra from the levitation, making Zeb act quickly and grab the boy's hands "Got him!" . Which made me put my hands on my chest and sigh in relief. Zeb lifts the boy into the ship and they both fall, taking me with them and making me fall on top of his chest, I realized my position about 10 seconds later and I admit that I was a little embarrassed and Zeb didn't seem embarrassed, or he's probably pretending well. , whatnot . The same person said: "You don't look like you want to hit me now, right? Hehe" he placed his elbows on the ground. Honestly, no, I didn't want to hit him anymore, I think the adrenaline of saving the boy from a nasty fall and being cushioned by his robust body evaporated what I wanted to do before. I just wanted to get up, take a cold shower and eat something greasy to forget Zeb's childishness, which for a moment made me furious. It had already passed. So I said politely "if you'll excuse me, I need to get up" I got off of him, composing myself and going to do what I wanted since I woke up "I'm going to recharge.🥞🌮" When I got up, Zeb noticed that Ezra was also on top of him cushioned by the fall , which made him a little disgusted 🤭, Ezra didn't look happy either. As I disappeared down the ship's hallway, Zeb commented to Ezra, "I should have known she hadn't put anything in her mouth."

the violence here is verbal sorry kids

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[itsclydebitches]

i've gotta be honest, i don't think weiss' 'it's about time' comment brings us any closer to 'canon bees confirmation' than we already were two volumes ago. it's no more explicit than nora's speech to ren about blake and yang that preceded the renora kiss, and that ultimately didn't lead anywhere either lmao (well, it contributed to the holding pattern blake and yang were in, but that's been consistent since the end of v6. is it really a 'slow burn' if nothing's actually burning? i've seen glaciers melt faster)

I definitely see where you're coming from, anon. However, I do think there's a slight (but important) difference in how these comments are framed. Nora uses a Blake/Yang reference to try and goad Ren into acknowledging their own attraction. It's not about the bees, it's about renora. Though I don't think this is actually the case, it's possible to make an argument that Nora didn't really mean anything by her comments, at least not when it comes to her teammates. She's mad. She's frustrated. She wants Ren to acknowledge their relationship and she's willing to say or do anything (like the kiss) to get that out of him. The closest thing I can think to compare it to is an annoyed person letting that annoyance cloud their judgement of something else.

Person #1, at a Fun Even: "Wow! This is so much fun! :D"

Person #2, also at the Fun Event but really fucking mad at them: "Oh really? You think this is fun? Are you stupid?"

The takeaway isn't, "Person #2 actually hates this fun thing" it's "Person #2 is really annoyed with Person #1." As said, given everything else Nora is right that Blake and Yang are attracted to one another and I do think she legitimately believes they're more than friends, but the scene itself is constructed in a way that anyone who doesn't want the queer rep can argue that Nora doesn't really think this, she's just letting her own relationship bias color her view of the bees and/or she's spouting anything, no matter how absurd, that she thinks might get Ren to admit his feelings. Toss in the fact that Ren's response is, "What else would they be [if not friends]?" and you can picture people going, "See! See! He disagrees and doesn't see anything happening between Blake and Yang because nothing is happening!"

Weiss' comment, in contrast, is much more straightforward and far closer to irrefutable. She makes a comment that's only ever made about romantic couples, while in a calm state of mind, while not actually talking about herself, without Ruby coming in with a, 'Wtf are you talking about?' response. It's not exactly a world-shattering difference, but I think it's the stronger of the two scenes and, technically speaking, the closer to true canonization.

But as you say, anon: it's a glacial pace🤦‍♀️

It's actually funny because I went back to my old recap while reviewing that scene and I was SO hopeful. Like, Volume 7 Clyde still had a decent amount of faith in the writers, despite the utter failure of Volume 6. I'm talking up how they're finally becoming a couple, yay getting rep that's not side-characters/villains, I even use the term "canonize" to describe the scene because I didn't think they'd get that close and then stall for [checks calendar] four years. I jumped the gun under the assumption that of course we'd be getting a kiss/date/"I love you"/whatever soon.

Le sigh.

#rwde #rwby #mymetas

[larabiatasstuff]

Hey bestie! I know it's late so please feel free to answer tomorow, I just had to send this to you before I forgot it 🤦‍♀️😂 please could you write a scenario where we are sat at home with Terry watching a film. And when it finishes its really sad and it makes you cry. I'd love to know how he would react to you tearing up. Possibly ending in some cute fluff? 😭 CK and KK3 please 💚💚💚

Omg sure☺️That's so cute Bestie 🖤

(kk3) It was a very nice evening. Terry and I had a wonderful dinner and now we were sitting cuddled up together on the sofa watching a movie. It was a really emotional one and I desperately tried to hold back tears but it was useless as soon as the movie finished, the tears run freely over my face. Terry looked at me concerned. "Hey baby, are you okay? Come here babe tell me what's wrong. Why are you crying?" he said pulling me in his arms and holding me close. "Please don't laugh at me but... the movie was so so sad and I..." I couldn't finish my sentence and buried my head into his neck sobbing. "Awww is it just the movie baby? Or is it something else? You can tell me erverything." I looked at him and he gently wiped my tears away. "It's just I thought what if something like this happens to us. If we got separated and... I don't want to be without you." "Hey baby listen, you won't get rid of me that easy. I will aways be by your side. We will be together as long as you want me. Nothing and I promise you nothing can take me away from you. Hey I know what makes my baby happy again. I go into the kitchen and make us some hot chocolate and you put on your favorite comedy show okay? I want my baby smiling again. " he says and kisses me softly on the lips." That would be wonderful Terry thank you for everything."and we spent the rest of the night talking and laughing together

(CK) Terry finally had a few days off so we decided to make a movie night. We ordered some food, opened a bottle of wine and watched a movie. My head rested on his shoulder. The movie was good but also very dark and sad. I had problems to put myself together and keep my tears from falling. But Terry noticed something was wrong, he always noticed. "My love are you alright?" I just nodded cause if I would say something now I would burst into tears. "Sweetheart I can see that you're not okay, what's wrong? Please tell me my love." "It's umm I..." but I couldn't finish I immediately started sobbing and crying. "I'm sorry Terry I know it's silly but..." Terry took my face in his hands and looked at me. "Are you crying because of the movie?" "Yes I'm sorry it's very childish but the end was so sad and I couldn't hold back." I started babbling. " Hey Shhh try to calm down my love. Who told you it is childish to show your feelings? The movie was very sad and you should know that you don't have to hold anything back when you're with me. Come here my love, let me hold you. " " My ex always made fun of me when I cried because of a movie or a video. That's why I tried to hide it." Terry softly rubs my back and kisses the top of my head."Well those times are over now. You don't have to hide anything from me. Of course I prefer it if you're happy and smiling but if you need to cry you're allowed to cry my love. Please promise me that you don't hide your feelings from me. I'm always there for you okay? " he looked at me with his incredible blue eyes and smiled." I promise, thank you for being so sweet and kind to me. "" Of course sweetheart. How about I make us some tea and I play something on the piano for you. That always makes you smile. " " Oh Terry that sounds amazing. You're the best boyfriend in the world. "

#thomas ian griffith #sensei targaryen #terry silver #cobra kai #Kk3 #terry silver x reader

[hannahbanana29]

Enha - When they're jealous Pt4

Heyyyy babes. Part four here... JAKE! Our Aussie mate had to join us at some point. I'm just gonna jump into it - requests open, hope your days are fab 💐

SHIM JAEHYUN

Naur.

Anyway

Jake is flirty, clingy and puppy-like 🐕

Tbh, I think with ALL the members I can see them being jealous but also really chill

BUT AGAIN, I LIKE JEALOUS GUYS, AM I TOXIC?? 🤷‍♀️

I think Jake just really loves you, tbh 😌

Congrats 🎉

What made his clinginess worse today was that he was looking forward to a really relaxing evening with you, and then it gets interrupted by... AHH I NEED ANOTHER BRAD-LIKE NAME 🤦‍♀️

✨Brantley✨ and these names are only gonna get worse I think... Lol

BUT JAKE DISLIKES HIM FOR MORE THAN HIS NAME

Braxton, ✨Brantley✨, Brady - WHATEVER NAME HE HAS

You said to Jake when he returned from his idol duties (lucky you with the rich bf) "Jakey, how about we go to the arcade?"

And you already knew he would be happy to go, which he was

Boy does a little doggy thing where he jumps up and down, then dives onto the couch on top of you, way too excited

Say it with me: "LeT's GaUrRr"

And so you do, but your friend ✨Brantley✨ happened to be there, and you couldn't just not play some games with him 💁‍♀️

"Jakey, I'm just gonna play (a game??) with ✨Brantley✨ and then we can play whatever you want baby"

"But... But skeeball." Jake pouts, holding your waist while trying to convince you by being cute n needy

Puppy dog eyes ENGAGE 🐶👀

But you were looking over to where ✨Brantley✨ was stood by the arcade game you guys had chosen to play, having forgotten it was there for so long and now wanting to relive it

"One minute, Ja-"

'Ja-' didn't let you finish; he'd connected his lips to yours, and at first you almost smiled and you leaned into it. A surprise kiss from your boyfriend was always accepted with delight 🥰

But you tried to pull away, and he didn't let you. Jake even pressed against you closer. You place a hand on his chest, just lightly to push away, but he still doesn't stop kissing you. 🤨

"Oh my gosh, Jake!" You exclaim, kind of shocked 😳

"Uhm, sorry, Jagiya. I just really wanna play-"

"And you thought you could get that by making out with me? Kids come to this arcade" you reasoned, gesturing to a 12yo who was by the air hockey game

You sigh "2 minutes."

While you're playing with ✨Brantley✨, you're both super into it

Biting lips, furrowing eyebrows, slamming your hands down when you make a wrong move 😤

You feel Jake snake his arms around your waist, but you ignore it as you're focused on your game for the moment

He then presses a kiss into your hair, but you don't react. Not to upset him ofc 😢 why would you do that? It was just because you were busy

But then he peppers little kisses along your jawline, closer to your face from behind and you can't just ignore him

You literally freeze 🥶 and stop paying attention to the game and -

"YES! I saw you were distracted and - ah! Won!" ✨Brantley✨ punched his fists in the air giddilt

You sulked. You weren't mad at your friend, ofc, but you were pissed with your boyfriend. Sure, you don't see him every minute of the day, but you hadn't seen your friend in weeks!! 😑

"Jake" you folded your arms, turning to face him with a stern voice

His imaginary tail stops wagging hopefully, and his imaginary dog ears stick to his head in guilt 😣

Basically, he tried to apologise but -

You wanted to have a light-hearted evening of fun. Couldn't Jake let you play a game with your friend for a few minutes at least? He'd have to make it up to you.

You just leave the arcade in a bit of a spiteful way, but it was understandable why

Jake seemed to think the only way to get your attention was through kisses. WELL! You weren't that easy 💅 slay queen

He does the K-Drama thing and runs after you in the rainy night

Grabs your wrist

You stay facing away from him, but he just talks to you from behind, not letting go of your wrist from fear that you'd walk away again

"Y/N. Just listen, please." He sounds serious and his voice is quiet. It must run deeper than simply wanting to play a stupid game

"I... I was looking forward to a nice evening with you after work. I always do, you know? But I guess I just want you to myself a lot of the time. You don't have to come back inside. You can go home. But not without me. I can't imagine you being mad at me without me being there to try and fix - "

Damn.

DAMN JAKE

that's too cute 🥺 WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US? NAUR!

At home, he makes it up to you how you ask him to 😏

It's dirty

That's right. He washes the dishes when it's acc ur turn

GET YO MIND OUTTA THE GUTTER

Kidding. He makes it up how you want 😉

So that's my FICTITIOUS version for Jake. I've done jungwon, heeseung and Jay as well, if you want to see those. Thanks for reading <3 hope you enjoyed! 😄

Bye bye <3

#enhypen #enha imagines #yang jungwon #fluffy #jealousy #lee heeseung #park jongseong #sim jaeyun #park sunghoon #kim sunoo #nishimura riki #for you #enhypen x you

[middleearthpixie]

Please miss may I have some more smut

If you're worried about your smut becoming to cheesy may I request some Thorin×reader where both are very new at bedroom fun time and mistakes happen.

Be warned some tmi incoming I used to be so in the moment that I used to give my ex nosebleeds while kissing him during the act 🤦‍♀️😂 also we may have been a bit extra rough one time and as a result I had to get the irritated part of my cervix zapped to stop penetrative bleeding.

Maybe a minor injury here, an embarrassing queef there, an unfortunately times visitor. The less sexy side of sex

Hi there, Nonny!! I am so sorry it took me this long to get this finished, but I wanted it to be just right and just right nearly drove me insane. :)

Any way, here it - I hope you like it! 💜💜💜

Absolute Beginners

Summary: Post BOTFA AU where everybody lives

It’s Thorin’s and your wedding night, but it doesn’t quite go as planned

Pairing: Thorin Oakenshield x Reader 

Rating: M

Warnings: Unprotected sex, some bloodshed, a possible broken nose, and some fluff 

Word Count: 5,430

Khuzdul Translations:

mesmel - jewel of all jewels 

amrâlimê - my love

Mahal - the maker of all things  

Maralmizi/Maralmizu - I love you

Your stomach was going to eat itself alive. You’d never been so nervous, which was silly, really. After all, you and Thorin were friends, and had been for a very long time. It was only natural that your friendship evolved into far more. And you’d come so close to losing him when he’d faced off against Azog the Defiler at Ravenhill, that you’d learned the hard way to never take him, or any moment of any given day, for granted. Nothing in life was guaranteed. It took his nearly dying at Ravenhill to drive that home to you and you’d vowed to yourself you would never forget that. So when he’d finally asked you for your hand, you couldn’t say yes quickly enough.

But now, you were a nervous wreck as you sat at your dressing table, lit by so many flickering candles, while a maid brushed out your hair, then pinched your cheeks even as she said, “You hardly need this, you are already so flushed, Your Highness.”

Your Highness. How was that even possible? Your mother was a maid, you’d been an assistant to Erebor’s healer Narnerra. Now, you were the queen.

Waiting for your husband on your wedding night.

Your wedding night.

“Do you need me to explain what His Highness will expect?”

You met your maid’s eyes in the looking glass and shook your head. “No. My mother made certain to inform me. I think I’ll be fine.”

“Very well. Now, remember, above all else, this is a serious night. Remain quiet and calm, no matter what he wishes to do. After all, it is his right as your husband now.”

You wanted to ask her how she knew, when she’d never married, but it seemed rude to do so. Instead, you offered up a demure smile and nodded. “I know. Thank you.”

She patted your shoulder. “I will see you in the morning, then, Your Highness. Unless you need me sooner.”

“Again, thank you.”

You waited for her to leave, then rose and crossed the room to the big bed in the middle of it, draped with gauzy curtains and canopy. You smiled at the sheer number of candles all around what had been Thorin’s bachelor’s bedchamber, smiled at the garlands draped along the ceiling’s perimeter, the way the golden glow of the candles flicked along the walls studded with veins of the gemstones Erebor was so famous for producing. You wondered if Thorin had any idea how the maids feminized what had been his space, and you chuckled as you imagined his response to it. 

Your maid’s words of wisdom only made your nervousness worse. You didn't know what to expect, but from the sounds of it, it might be horrifying. All you knew was that this night belonged to him, it would go as he wished it to, and you would do as he demanded. And you would so quietly. Any pain, any humiliation, anything you might suffer, you would suffer in silence and not deny him anything. 

Not exactly the most comforting of thoughts, indeed, to know you might be seeing a monstrous side of him you had no idea even existed. 

There came a light rap on the door. “Are you presentable, amrâlimê?”

You smiled at the sound of Thorin’s deep voice. It rumbled along the walls, the floors, through you. “I am. Come in.”

The door opened and he filled the doorway and when you turned to him, his slow smile heated your blood. His eyes, normally a pale blue, darkened to almost cobalt as he came into the room and closed the door behind him. “A sight for sore eyes, indeed,” he growled, his gaze moving over you as if he’d never seen you before.

For the first in a long time, a hint of shyness darted through you, which was silly because you and Thorin had known each other for so many years. But at the same time, he’d never seen you this way before, and as you cast a quick glance at the bed, your stomach fluttered at the realization of what you were about to do with him as well. 

“Are you nervous?” he asked softly, moving to the bed, where he sat to remove his boots. And once they were off, he stood once more and came around to close the space between you. 

His arms slid about your waist and you found that fool shyness made meeting his gaze nearly impossible. You simply couldn’t make your eyes see reason and they focused instead on his boots, of all things. “A bit, yes,” you confessed, feeling foolish as you did.

He caught you beneath the chin with a bent finger and gently lifted your face to his. “Amrâlimê,” he murmured, his voice husky and low, “we do not have to anything if you’d rather wait.”

You thought back to what your maid had said, about how Thorin had rights now as your husband and you didn't wish to test that theory, for the last thing you wanted was to see a more forceful, demanding side of him that would hold you down and take what he wanted from you, your feelings be damned. To hear him whisper that reassurance calmed you to a certain extent.

And although you weren’t supposed to admit to such a thing, you were curious. You’d never so much as seen a naked man before and now you found yourself with the knowledge that your first—your only—naked man would be one as magnificent as Thorin II Oakenshield. There were many dwarrowdams who would sell their souls to be where you stood. 

“No,” you said, finally meeting his gaze, “I don’t wish to wait…”

His slow smile did something odd to you, it twisted your belly and sent butterflies fluttering wildly though you. The finger beneath your chin moved, grazed along your jaw and then his palm cupped your cheek, rough but warm, his touch gentle as he murmured, “We can go as slowly as you need. I am in no hurry.”

With that, he leaned in and his lips swept lightly against yours. His beard was soft as it brushed your chin, around your lips. His lips were even softer, moving gently against yours. They parted, and when you did the same, his tongue glided silkily along yours in a slow, heated caress that had you forgetting any shyness almost at once. You leaned into him, your hands coming to rest against his broad chest. You wondered if his heart beat as fast as yours did at that moment, when he drew your tongue back into the damp heat of his mouth. He tasted faintly of mead and smoke, the combination heady and sweet at the same time. He slid his free arm about your waist, drew you flush against him, and as your breasts pressed against his chest, you caught his sigh, you felt his swift reaction to you in the firm ridge of his erection now pressing against his trousers, against you. You tried to imagine that part of him, but simply couldn’t, since you had no real knowledge of what he kept tucked within those smooth woolen trousers. However, you couldn’t deny the headiness that accompanied his reaction to you. 

But you were about to find out. 

Impatience swirled through you, but you managed to hold it at bay, almost tentative as you slid your hand down over his chest, along his firm belly, over the gold belt still about his waist. You unfastened it, but hadn’t realized just how heavy it would be, and it slipped from your grasp to slam down upon his foot.

The air left his body a mighty whoosh, accompanied by a low, growly, “Oh…” 

Embarrassed heat swept through you and you gathered your skirt between your knees to crouch and swipe up his belt. Without thinking, you simply tossed it onto the trunk at the foot of his bed, then bent back over his foot, letting your fingers move along the warm smoothness of his hose. ““Thorin, I am so sorry… Can you wiggle your toes?”

He tried, then sucked in a sharp breath. “I can, but it hurts.”

Pressing your lips together, you looked up at him, then said, “I’ll send for Narnerra.”

“No,” he told you, curving a hand against your cheek, a smile slowly coming to his lips, “that isn’t necessary.”

“Are you certain?”

He nodded. “I am, yes. The pain is already fading.”

You weren’t so certain he was being honest, but nodded as you stood once more. “I truly am sorry.”

“Worry not about it, amrâlimê,” he murmured, his thumb sweeping along your cheek. “It wasn’t intentional and I will live.”

“Still—”

“No still.” He shook his head. “Kiss me.”

“Of course.”

This time, when he leaned in and his arms slid about you, his fingers trailed lightly along your back. Your gown parted, the warmth from the fire a tender caress against your bared back. His lips parted, his tongue swept along yours, and you smiled against his mouth as he eased the silk from your shoulders. It spilled like water from your body, glided down along your arms, your waist, to puddle at your feet.

Heat from his palms sank into your back. He pulled you closer, his chest solid beneath your breasts pressing against him. That heat permeated you, filled you from the inside out. It swirled and ribboned through you. It smoldered deep within your core as you reached for the lacings on his tunic. 

You caught the edges of the neck to part them and he broke the kiss to allow you to shove the fabric up as far as you could reach. Then he took over, whisking it over his head to let it drop atop his belt.

In the golden glow of the fire, his skin was like burnished bronze, swells of thick muscle along his shoulders and arms highlights by that same glow. Your mouth went dry at the sheer beauty, the sheer, unexpected beauty of his upper body. A layer of dark hair began just below his collarbones, stretched across his wide chest and down over his belly. Just below his navel, it thinned into a narrow trail that disappeared into the waist of his trousers.

His trousers.

Your mouth went dry. Your heart first skipped a beat, then sped up to race as you reached a tentative hand toward him. You let just your fingertips brush his chest, just above his right nipple. That hair was soft and crisp, like his beard, and he smiled as he caught your wrist to press your hand flat against him.

“It’s quite all right if you touch me,” he growled, his voice low. “It feels nice, you know.”

You smiled, “It certainly does.”

He leaned toward you. Unfortunately, you chose that same moment to stretch toward him and you collided, your forehead meeting his nose.

His, “Ow!” rang out, reverberated off the walls as he jerked back and your stomach clenched at the blood now leaking from his nose. 

“I beg your pardon!” You grabbed the tail of your chemise and whisked the garment over your head to press to his nose. “Thorin, I am so sorry…”

“Please, don’t apologize.” He gently pried your hand away, holding the linen himself. “It was an accident.”

You winced as the chemise slowly reddened. “I don’t think that’s stopping. Sit and lean forward.”

He didn’t argue, but sank onto the trunk and did just that. You stood there a long moment, reaching to stroke the back of his head, but hesitating. You did it again. And once more. But each time, you froze before actually touching him, fearing what would happen next. 

Finally, he drew the bloodied chemise from his face. “I think the bleeding has stopped.”

You moved to crouch before him. “Do you wish me to fetch Narnerra instead?”

His eyes closed as he shook his head. “No. I’ll be fine in a moment.”

With a soft sigh, you shifted back and stood upright. “Perhaps we try another night. Before I accidentally end up killing you or something.”

His eyes danced with the devil, even if they looked a bit more tired than they had only minutes ago. “I’ll take my chances with you. And besides,” his eyes darkened and without warning, he brought a finger up to trace the inner curve of your left breast, “you are naked, amrâlimê. Only a fool would turn this away.”

He stroked down that curve, then along the bottom and as he did, a soft tingle swept through you. Your nipple tightened, a fact which did not go unnoticed by him. He arched one thick brow and traced a lazy circle about that now-taut peak. Your moan was soft, but definitely audible and his eyes darkened further at the sound. You couldn’t help it. It felt amazing. 

He did it again. Deep within you, knots began to twist. But these weren’t the knots of a cramped muscle. Oh, not at all. These were far more pleasant. Far sweeter. And they did something odd to you. 

You reached for him, hooking a finger in the waist of his trousers. He continued his slow, sensual assault on your breast. His gaze never wavered from yours, but you didn't miss how his breath hitched as you eased the top button of his trousers through their loop. 

You paused, fighting to keep your eyes opened as he cupped your breast now and gently squeezed it. Forget tingles. Fire raced through you now. You caught your bottom lip between your teeth as he kneaded your breast. Kneaded it and still swirled his thumb about your nipple. 

“Keep going,” he murmured, bending toward you.

This time, you didn’t move, but let him kiss you. As your lips met, your fingers remembered their job and one by one, worked open the buttons of his trousers. You caught them by the waist and pushed them down, over his thick legs.

He broke the kiss and with a wicked smile overflowing with promise, stepped back and out of his trousers. Mahal, he was, for lack of a better word, beautiful. Like his upper body, muscle wrapped thick about his legs from his ankles to his hips. 

But that was not what made your mouth go completely dry. Everythingabout him was thick.

Everything.

You wanted to touch that part of him, to explore it as fully as you could. You’d never seen anything like this before and seeing him like this, aroused and hard, that part of him standing so proudly away from his body, sent desire scorching through you. This man… this magnificent man, was aroused for you and you alone. A heady feeling, knowing that. A heady feeling, indeed. 

Your hand trembled as you reached for him, and you couldn’t quite make yourself make contact. It seemed so… bold… almost wanton.

And what if you hurt him yet again?

You slowed, pausing halfway to him. You knew that part of his body was sensitive—you’d seen the others take shots to that part of their bodies on various occasions and had seen how they dropped like sacks of sand, groaning and writhing in pain. You had no idea how much force it would take to bring Thorin to his knees and you had absolutely no desire to find out, either. 

He caught you by the wrist and guided your hand to him, murmuring, “Feel free to touch me wherever and however you wish, mesmel. I promise you, I don’t mind.”

“I—I didn't wish to hurt you. Like the time Lillia grabbed Nori and he hit the ground like a bag of dirt.”

“As long as you don’t punch me, as she did him, I promise you,” he winked, “it will not hurt me."

With that, he brought you to him. He was sleek and hot, and to your—not quite horror, but close to it—you realized your fingers didn't meet when they closed about him. And not by a fraction, but by quite a bit. You swallowed hard, staring down at him. Mahal, how was he ever going to fit inside you? There was simply no way it would, at least not without hurting you possibly tearing you asunder.

Your maid’s words bounced about inside your head and a hint of fear uncoiled in the pit of your stomach. Thorin wouldn’t hurt you. You trusted him. 

Your thumb brushed lightly over the tip of him, over a small bubble of fluid that coated your fingertips, that made them glide silkily along his skin. No sooner did you slip your fingers down along his shaft, you noticed more fluid bubble up again. So, that was the secret. 

He let out a low, throaty sigh leaked between his teeth at your next pass. Perhaps it was but your imagination, but you were certain that sigh was all pleasure and no pain. You drew in a deep breath and when you looked up at his face, it was to see his eyes closed, his head slightly forward, a smile playing at his lips. He sighed again, and that low, husky sound rippled through you, leaving in its wake a boldness you’d never felt before.

You slowed.

He sighed.

You sped up.

He moaned softly.

You tightened your grasp.

He actually shuddered and exhaled with a throaty, “Amrâlimê…”

Then, he reached for you, and it was your turn to shiver against him as his lips crashed into yours and he slid a hand between your thighs. Up into the curls no man had ever seen, never mind touched, before this night.

“Ooooh…” It slipped out on its own. You couldn’t help it. Just the brush of his fingers against that part of you sent fiery pleasure spiraling through you. It wasn’t anything you’d ever felt before and nothing any maid could ever possibly describe to you. It was hot. It was tingly. It was amazing and scorching and powerful and on their own, your hips rocked toward him.

His lips moved against yours, his tongue tangled with yours, and when he slid a finger inside you, you involuntarily squeezed that part of him you still held firmly.

He broke away from you with a sharp, “Mahal…” and shuddered against you. He grabbed your wrist and tugged you away from him with more force than he’d used to bring you to him. “Take care, amrâlimê…”

Heat burned through you and it wasn’t nearly as pleasant as the heat he’d created. “I’m so sorry,” you whispered, stepping back. “I didn’t meant to hurt you yet again.”

He met your gaze with tender eyes and shook his head. “You didn’t hurt me, so please do not apologize.”

“What?”

He closed the space between you, and caught your wrist to guide you back to him. He closed your fingers about him, murmuring, “You didn’t hurt me. Quite the opposite and you have me so very close to the edge of madness. I do not want our first time together to be me making a mess all over your hand. I want you so very much right now…”

“Thorin…”

He swept another kiss across your lips and you bit down hard on your bottom lip as his fingers slid into your heat once more. He teased you, slipping a finger inside you, and murmured, “I wish to take you bed now, amrâlimê, and love you until you go mad from it.”

“I like how that sounds,” you managed to whisper back, your head spinning and your heart racing at both his words and his touch.

His lips seized yours, and you melted at the magic that finger inside you worked. A slow-rolling, white-hot heat built with each stroke, with each slow swirl. You tightened about him, your hips moving slowly to draw out that bliss, to send it spiraling through you until you thought you might actually melt around him. 

A low moan of protest floated to your lips when he eased that finger free, but it died quickly enough as he backed you up to the bed, and gently pressed you down upon it, and you welcomed his weight as he sank against you. His dark hair, almost as long as yours, spilled forward, over his shoulders, the firelight glinting off the runes in the braids on either side of his head. The one on the left was the one you’d woven when he’d asked you for your hand and you smiled as he whispered, “Abnâmul,” as he dipped to capture your lips once more.

Your legs parted of their own, accommodating his hips, and as he slid into your damp heat, you couldn’t hold back a sigh of pleasure. It felt so… wonderful… you couldn’t really describe it if you tried. All you knew was that part of him against that part of you send ripples of delight coursing through you. It filled you with a heat you’d never known existed—sinful and sweet and enough to drive all rational thought from your mind. He made your body hunger for his, those sensations swirling through you heightened your senses so that even a simple brush of his soft lips against yours would make your core melt. 

He pulled back, then slid through your slick folds once more. You bit down on your bottom lip, your eyes so heavy-lidded now, all they wanted was to close. To close and let whatever pleasure he was about to introduce you do simply sweep you away. 

His eyes were smoky cobalt as he drew back and your hips rocked toward him, your heart beating faster when he shifted enough to reach between you. Your toes actually curled at the pressure of him against you, slick and hot. You held your breath. Any moment and he would join with you and your marriage would be complete.

His eyelids lowered, his expression serious. He bent to kiss you once more as when he did, you felt the gentle, steady pressure of him breaching you, slowly working his way inside you, to stretch you. Small, but sweet, pinpricks dotting along his path. Oh, this was going to be wonderful…

But then—

“Oooh!” Your insides twisted violently and what had been sweet pleasure was now hot, searing pain. You knew it would hurt, but this went far beyond hurt. This was agonizing…Without meaning to, you sank your fingernails into his shoulders with enough force that he let out a hiss of pain to match yours. Your insides twisted more sharply now, the cramping far worse than it had been and you dug your nails in deeper as you gritted, “Wait… please… stop…”

He groaned in protest, but did as you asked and drew his hips back, pulled himself free of you. The pain dissipated, but did not fade altogether and it was all you could do to keep from twisting away from him and curling into a ball to protect yourself from his assault. His brow furrowed and he was breathless as he whispered, “Do you not want to do this?”

“No,” you shook your head, feeling so very foolish, “of course I do. But… it… it hurts…”

He was too big. You’d seen it yourself and there was no way your body would accommodate him. Not judging by that awful pain. 

“There is something in my way,” he whispered, then brushed your lips with his. “Do you wish to try another night?”

You felt so very stupid right then. He was right. Your maid had warned you about it. The barrier that marked you a maiden still. But the fool maid never told you it would hurt this badly. 

You drew in a deep breath and forced yourself to meet his concerned blue eyes. Unable to get your voice to its normal level, you whispered, “No… I don’t want to wait…” You licked your dry lips. “Try again.”

A hint of a smile lifted the corners of his lips. “Are you certain?”

You nodded. “I am, yes.”

“Take a deep breath when I say, and let it out slowly. If you wish me to stop, you need only say so and I promise you, I will.”

His lips swept against yours again and he murmured, “Are you ready? Take that breath now, mesmel.”

You nodded, drawing a deep breath and bracing yourself for the agony you knew was to come. Her bent to you, captured your lips with his, his kiss deep and teasing and as he did, he thrust. Hard.

Your back bowed. You broke the kiss with a cry of pain, and tears stung your eyes as he burst through that barrier. You only barely heard his murmured, “Forgive me, amrâlimê,” as he slid inside you and went still, his body trembling against yours, his head coming to rest in the slope of your neck, his breath rough and ragged and smoking about the edges. “I tried to be as gentle as I could.”

You swallowed hard as the pain radiated through you. But then a most marvelous thing happened. It ebbed. All you felt was him, inside you. 

And it felt rather…

…nice.

Wait…

What?

Yes, it felt nice. Better than nice, really. He fit tightly inside you, but the rendering, twisting, tearing pain? 

It was gone.

And in its wake?

Oh, my. This is very nice…

He shifted ever so slightly and you both gasped at the same time. Had he felt the same spike of pleasure shoot through him as you did? He gave no indication as he rose onto his forearms, but his eyes were tender and soft as they met yours, and when he offered up a slow thrust, you shivered beneath him. Oh, that felt beyond nice… beyond nice, indeed. 

“Are you all right?” His voice was oddly husky as he thrust again.

You nodded. “I’m fine.”

And you were. Your body accommodated his, stretched with each thrust to accept him, to claim him. And with each successive thrust, your pleasure grew. He moved more easily now, his arousal combining with yours to make his thrusts silken and sweet. As your pleasure swelled, you met him, you fell with him. You found if you moved your hips a certain way, the pleasure swelled, and if you angled them toward Thorin, he went deeper and the pleasure swelled even more greatly. He moaned above you when you did this and this time, when your nails bit into his skin, that solid muscle, it was pleasure and not pain that had you clinging to him, that had your body tightening about his.

He moved faster now, his thrusts deep and swift. And with each powerful surge, your pleasure grew even sweeter. Sweeter. Hotter. Until you were sure the fire would consume you and you didn’t care if it did. His name bubbled to your lips. Fire filled you, swirled through you. It heated your blood to make it sing as he strove to bring you both to the edge of madness.

“Amrâlimê…” It was a low, almost harsh growl, his expression one of utter seriousness now. His fingers twisted in the bedcovers just above your shoulders. You pressed your thighs to his sides, and the motion made you shudder beneath him as the knots that had twisted into such tight fists felt on the verge of bursting. A bursting you wholeheartedly welcomed, indeed.

Your eyes closed. Your head fell back. Your fingernails bit hard into his shoulders as the tingles erupted, as they burned so very brightly to bring you to that edge. You felt him swell inside you, and it was your undoing. With his next thrust, you erupted around him, hips rocking to meet him, legs tight about his waist now, feet on his backside to hold him inside you as the showers of scorching white-hot sparks rained over you.

“Thorin!” You couldn’t keep quiet or calm and your maid’s warning be damned. His name bounced off the walls as he surged deep and went rigid, shuddering against you as he came and it triggered something oh-so-sweet and delicious to devour you whole. You clung to him, your body pulsing with absolute ecstasy, and you surrendered to the moment. Surrendered to him. 

He sank against you, fighting to breathe as he buried his face in the curve of your neck and whispered, “Mahal… that was… you are… oh, maralmizi…”

You smiled, tears pricking your eyes at his whispered declaration of love. It was something you’d wanted to hear fall from his lips since you were both but children and now, it was every bit as wonderful as you’d always imagined it would be.

“Thorin?”

He lifted his head to smile at you, then swept the lightest of kisses across your lips. “What?”

“Maralmizu.”You reached up to curve your hand against his cheek. His beard was far softer than it looked, even it was still rather bristly. His nose still bled slightly. “I am so sorry about doing this,” you said, touching the tip of it.

“I think it might be broken,” he murmured back, “but worry not about it. This was worth every last drop of blood I had to spill to get you here. I’ve wanted you since I was old enough to know what that meant.”

“So, why did it take you until now?”

“I was a prince without a home and king without a kingdom. I had nothing to offer you.”

“Nonsense. All I need is you, Thorin. And that is all I’ve ever needed.”

“Perhaps, but your father would never have agreed to this, was I still but a blacksmith in Ered Luin.”

“I wouldn’t have cared. I am a healer’s assistant and the daughter of a maid. Wife of a blacksmith. Wife of a king. Neither matters as long as you are the one I call husband.” You paused, drew a slow breath, and then added, “And I should apologize to you.”

“Apologize?” His forehead furrowed. “For what?”

“For being loud. I know I’m supposed to be quiet, but—”

“Quiet?” he broke in, disbelief woven through that one word. “Whyever should you think you need to be quiet? I’d much rather hear your pleasure and know you feel it than have you remain stiff and quiet and leave me wondering.”

“What?”

“Yes,” he nodded, brushing her lips with his, “feel free to be as loud as you wish. Let me hear you enjoy yourself, hear you enjoying me. There something rather powerful about hearing you cry my name at the height of your pleasure, amrâlimê, and I most definitely wish you to feel free to voice that pleasure.”

“But I was told otherwise, that I should be quiet and calm and let you do as you wish and never offer up a peep.”

“Peep away, because that advice is utter rubbish.” He shook his head, his thumbs now sweeping lightly along your cheekbones. “And you should only let me do as I wish if you wish me to do it. We explore together, mesmel. And never feel you cannot tell me to stop doing something or—” a mischievous smile came to his lips, one that sent a soft shiver rippling through you—“tell me go harder or faster, because I will do whatever I can to make this as good for you as it is for me.”

He smiled as he carefully eased from you. You thought he’d roll over, would slide to the edge of the bed and climb up from it. But he didn’t. He eased off you, stretched out beside you, and promptly tugged you into his arms. As you curved against him and tucked your head against his chest, he murmured, “And I am sorry I hurt you in the beginning. It wasn’t my intention.”

“Don’t apologize. I was ready for that, more or less.” You hesitated, then looked up to smile at him. “I was afraid you just wouldn’t fit.”

A low chuckle rumbled beneath your ear. “I daresay, you flatter me, mesmel. But as we both learned, I fit just fine.”

“Indeed. Very fine.”

He laughed softly once more. “And I’ll wager I’ll fit just as well now and tomorrow and to the end of our days.” 

“I do like how that sounds.”

“Imagine how it will feel.”

As he spoke, he shifted back over you. Your lips met and this time, no blood was spilled as you surrendered to him once more. 

#Richard armitage #thorin oakenshield #thorin x reader #romance #first time #not quite going as planned #fluffy #wedding night #fun

[ladyxskywalker]

if anyone has been following my weird chronicles into awkward (non) flirting & 'getting back out there' dating stories

here's the update no one asked for ! 😭

cute nature photo guy 📷 proceeds to keep liking all of my cute selfies on Instagram, then randomly unfollows me right after. 🤦‍♀️ oops. cassian would never ! lmao. it was fun admiring from afar while it lasted !

bartender jack 🧢😊 is adorable but most likely was just being friendly to everyone. he asked us what our names were because he said always sees us come by. held my hand when I introduced myself & held eye contact for a while. told him his bar was my favorite place to be. he smiled alot & is always so nice. he wears a backwards hat all the time. so far we like him the best. 💛

baseball 'conner' 🚬⚾️, bartender jack's friend, also really cute, talked to me for 30 seconds about the football game we were watching, he's scruffy & adorable, puts his cigarette behind his ear, looks at me from time to time like he's doing a double take, but then immediately always turns back around. I don't think he's into me & if he is, he seems very hard to figure out. ❄️

hot mackenzie ☃️❤️, she is gorgeous & super nice (& very shy too like me & my friends!) my best friend A.R. is in love with her, & we've been trying to help him go out with her for a while. I think she thinks he's funny because whenever we see her, she always comes over to say hello & talk to him. She gives us complimentary chocolate covered strawberries now with our bill. he doesn't know that I've been checking her out a little too. (which I'm slowly learning might be something new about myself. 🤐)

will report back if anything new happens from here ! I'm trying so hard to hold back from being a creep & adding jack on instagram. navigating stuff like this for me (at this 'late in the game') is so hard. but with him, it seems very easy going from the beginning. we'll see what happens ! 💞 xo

#pxk rambles #pxk flirting chronicles 💌 #feel free to ignore 🌸

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Birthday surprise part one: how you met.

Jack " Whiskey " Daniels x Oberyn Martell x Frankie Morales x F!reader

Warnings: Talks about sexuality. ( reader is 17 and Oberyn is 18, nothing happens. Just them talking about finding both males and females attractive. ) Mention of verbally abusive parents. Small mention of sex, nothing explained, just mentioned.

AN: This is full on a self indulgent, lol. Because I'm pretty sure I'm not doing anything for my birthday this year because it's so damn hot and I don't really have the money.. So what better to do to make me smile? Write something with some of my favorite guys where it's much better of a birthday! 🥰

So as I was about to switch to current time in their lives, I realized I wrote a lot. So I'm gonna split it in two and post this part today and the other part tomorrow. 🤗 Leave it up to me to want write a cute little one shot, and then come up with so much for it that I need to do two parts.. 🤣🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Ok so we are gonna look past that I shamelessly threw my name in here. 😆🙈 I can fully see Oberyn calling a women he cares about a lot his lotus flower. And it just fits Oberyn in general to have flower nicknames for people.. So in other words, don't mind my name making an appearance in here.. 🏃💨😆🙈

Notes about what this will be: I am making an AU where there are multiple Pedro boys in one universe.. The reason is because there is amazing qualities about each of them and I think being in a friend group with them would be super sweet and amazing.

Summary: How you met the guys.

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You've been friends with the guys most of your life. Well scratch that.. You met Jack first when you were 17 and you guys became fast friends, Frankie and Oberyn were just pluses once Jack introduced you guys.

You and Jack met at this camp both your's and Jack's parents forced you to go to. The camp was just a basic camp for teens. You guys were paired during a fun group exercise to get to know each other and be active at the same time. The shy person you are, being very quite and only talking when needed, all that shyness jazz.

But the little shit that Jack is. Even at the age of 17. He is lady charmer, but he is different with you... You were the most beautiful girl he's ever seen he thought the first time he saw you when you guys got paired. Instantly making it his job to know more about you.

He really wasn't a lady charmer yet, still got a few years for that, he just says that about himself because he's watched too many movies and thinks he's hot stuff. He sees a lot of himself in you with how shy you are. He used to be the same exact way but his brothers got him out of his shell in the last year or so with being more brave with talking and not being shy to do anything.. The typical things siblings help you out with when you're a very shy person.

" Hey darlin, can I ask you a question? " Jack asked with that southern accent you ended up teasing him about later on in your friendship.

" Y yes you may. " you said with a stutter that was caused by being nervous because such a cute boy is talking to you.

" what's that bracelet you are wearing? I noticed you haven't taken it off the whole day, even during the activities we had to get dirty. " he asked kinda nervous that you'd think he was weird for noticing so much.

" I- You are very observant and a random question that I never thought someone would ask. You blush and smile that he noticed something so small about you. Uhh it's my birthstone color, my favorite color, and my aunt's favorite color woven together with an infinity symbol. My great aunt gave it to me for good luck. And I just have never taken it off because I was really close with her before she passed last year. " You say more confident then you thought you would.

He is blown away that you actually told him instead of giving him a basic answer. He smiles widely then says; " That is very beautiful. I'm so sorry for your loss though. "

" Thank you, it's for sure one of the things I will always hold near and dear to my heart. Not even gonna think what I'll do when it falls apart. You both laugh at the last part. And thank you, she was an amazing person. It's been tough without her but I know she's in a better place and I know she is always with me if I need her. "

" it's so easy to talk to him.. I've never felt this comfortable with anyone. I think I'm going to become friends with him, he seems like an amazing person. " You think to yourself after rambling your reply to him.

" You're welcome very much for both, darlin. That's really sweet though. How you still go about your life with the thought of her being there with you still. I thought I was the only one that thought like that with the people I've lost. " he smiles at you and takes your hand and squeezes it in a sweet way to say you aren't alone after he says that.

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After bonding more throughout the day you guys become fast friends during camp. Practically became joined at the hip. Then it was time for camp to be over. You guys exchanged numbers to keep in touch over the rest of the year and all that jazz.

Come to find out once school starts up... Jack is a new student at your high school. Once you both realize it, you race and hug each other. You both are surprised by it, but quickly settle into it because you've grown so close.

Best first day ever both of you say in unison then start laughing up a storm at speaking at the sametime.

You end up having most classes together and lunch. At lunch he introduces you to his brothers; Frankie and Oberyn. They are a year older and are the sweetest & funniest guys ever.

Another thing you found out about the boys are they are all adopted. Their adoptive parents took them all in when they were 9 and 8. Jack was put into foster care at a young age and moved families a lot, he still to this day doesn't know why. Oberyn, the poor sweetheart has been in foster care since birth. His parents were horrible people but were in the right mind to give him up so he could have a better life. Frankie, he was very similar to both of them, but he acted out a lot because he was put into foster care. Which then caused no one to want to adopt him. But their adoptive parents took one look at all three of them and said they would take them because they knew they were gonna be amazing people and be the happiest with them.

" she is very beautiful and such a sweetheart. " Oberyn leans over and whispers to Jack. " I told you. I'm really glad that we moved here, and mom and dad made me go to that camp. " he says to his brother with the biggest smile on his face.

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You ended up being the fourth part to their group that they never knew they needed. Always to the rescue to break arguments about the most random things. Always made them laugh with how goofy you were once you opened up completely to them and weren't shy one bit.

And of course becoming the mother of the group that kept them in check when they were being too rowdy. "There is a time and place to be jackasses. " you'd always tell them after stopping them from doing god knows what and slapping them on the back of the head playfully for being brats.

You became close to all of them even more over time, especially during summers since there was more free time to be goofy, etc.

First was Oberyn, you and him instantly click with loving nature and being so open about your sexuality. You came to find out that his favorite color is a beautiful mustard yellow. You never knew yellow could be so beautiful, let alone a mustard shade. Always had a bracelet on that was the color and once cold weather hit, he always had this gorgeous jacket on that was the mustard yellow. Always teased him that you were gonna steal it from him because it was so beautiful. " Never in a million years, my lotus flower. Maybe just maybe if I find another one you can have this one. We will have to see. " He said to you with such an adoring smile one day while you guys were out getting dinner for you and the guy's weekend dinners.

Then there is sweet Frankie. He is a lot like you with being the dad of group. It's mostly with the boys, but since they have corrupted you into being a menace also, he's stern with you also. It's nothing bad.. Just like how you are with them; goofy but stern when you all need to be proper, etc. You bond with him over loving old movies and being old souls. He is the one you go to when you are struggling with your parents. They are always fighting and taking it out on you with yelling and blaming a lot on you.. So you struggle with a lot of stuff because of them. When it gets too much you go to Frankie, because his birth parents were a lot like yours, so you feel more comfortable and such talking to him about it. Besides you never want to burden the other boys, they do know about it but you never really talk much about it. They know you feel more comfortable with talking to Frankie about it, they are never upset you are and know you know they are always here for you.

Jack and your relationship progressed normally over time. You still were inseparable, definitely got worse in the best way over time. Talked everyday the whole day no matter what. Still joined at the hip when you were out with the boys. You both developed small crushes on each other but always kept it down and hidden from the light of day. Well until you guys were 24, you confessed your feelings to each other one day. There was a moment you guys thought something was going to happen, but Frankie walked in on your conversation.. And it never really was talked about after that, nothing even changed with you guys.

Once Frankie and Oberyn moved out, they got a place together, well for the four of you once you and Jack were 18 and graduated. You all made a pack early in your friendship that you all would move into a house together after high school. Because you guys were all the family you ever needed. And besides it was a perfect reason for you to get away from your asshole parents and for the boys to keep you safe.

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It's been two years since you all moved into your house. Its been the best two years ever. You have become so much mentally stronger since you left that toxic household. For real the best decision ever that you made that pact with the guys all those years ago.

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Everyone in the house has had their fair share of lovers.

You and Oberyn of course having both females and males in your romantic lives. You guys even experimented with being in bed together with two other people. Exploring having that type of relationship with a group of people. You two always were each other's safe place when it came to sex. Never ashamed to ask about things or for help with a lover, just all around so supportive and helpful with it. It never made anything weird between you and him, or either of the boys. You all knew each other's sexuality and knew Oberyn and yourself were very open about it, etc.

There was this one summer that you and Frankie had this fling. It was kept secret from the other boys most of the summer. Neither of you were ashamed, it was just one of times where you both weren't in a relationship at all and thought it would be fun to try it out and it was a way to get your sexual frustrations out and not having to rely on yourselves all the time. Cause we all know sometimes it's just not enough and ya need someone else to help fully release all your worries. It just lasted that summer, there was definitely no strings attached. So once one of you found someone else, it was over. The boys found out at the end of the summer, they were very very surprised but kinda thought something was up because there was times both of you would leave the room together then come back looking a little flustered. But they were oblivious to it really, never really thought anything of it. Surprisingly they weren't even weirded out. You guys all loved each other so damn much that it didn't really matter, as long as no hearts were broken and everyone was ok with stuff ending, etc.

Now you and Jack. Still nothing ever happened with you two. Over they years. Yes that confession happened when you were 24, but nothing after that. Until you we're. about to turn 26...

The end for now... 👀💞🤗

AN after reading: Ok so! I apologize for this being so damn long and I got it deep into having back stories and everything with each of them and reader. I'm not promising anything... But I kinda feel like this might turn into a series after I write the second part today into tonight.. 🤔 We will see.

Also, I kept their spicy times very blunt because I'm stlll new to writing and I haven't really done spicy time writing yet, soooo I kept it simple for you guys to imagine. 💞

But in other news! I hope you liked this little get to know them part before we get to see what they planned for the birthday surprise. I can't wait to " put pen to paper " and write the second part, and share with you all! 💞🤗 the idea seems sweet and awesome to me, I hope you'll think so too once you read it. 🥰💗

No pressure for reading this tags: @supernaturalgirl20 @stxrrylunatic @heythere-mel @prolix-yuy

If you would like to be added to the tag list for part two ( and maybe more parts) just shoot me an ask or DM and I'll add ya! 🤗💞

#birthday surprise pt1: how you met #pedro pascal #pedro pascal fanfiction #jack daniels #oberyn martell #frankie morales

[dreamwritesimagines]

Hey again honey! Here goes another one… ❤️

Extra Scene 15

“Oh come on now,” Anthony told Elias as the barkeep brought three bottles and two glasses to their table. “You had me drink that god awful wine before your wedding, I have to pay back the favor.” I mean, it is only fair 😂

“I left you with a lady as well, I didn’t leave you alone.” Anthony corrected him. “But before all that, we came up with quite literally the worst drink combination in the world to get drunk faster.” Omg, they seem like teenagers instead of two grown ass men 😂

Elias heaved a sigh. “Quarter glass of ale, quarter brandy and rum for the rest of the glass.” Jesus Christ 🤦‍♀️

“And I certainly didn’t think your solution would be that,” Elias said. “One would think you can’t say no to her even before the wedding.” I guess it takes one to know one, right Eli?

“Yeah, she loves it there,” he said. “I figured she’d like one for when we visit.” So… are we getting that six months honeymoon in Paris or what? 😏❤️

Ok but Elias being a dramatic ass, out of spite, just to say yes to being the best man (which was the obvious choice)… I can’t, I love him so much 🤣💕

“And how exactly do you know that she doesn’t know?” Elias asked tersely and Anthony heaved a sigh. Oh good question Eli, if only you knew… 😏

“Are you going to listen to me or do you want to be dramatic first?” I mean, he is a drama queen Anthony, seriously what did you expect?

“I don’t want her to walk into that room clueless or worse; scared out of her mind because of some gossip she might hear at the wedding breakfast,” he said. “And I would have explained it myself but—”

“You will do no such thing, you’re not even married yet! I swear to God…” Well didn’t you do just that with your own bride golden retriever boy?

“She rode back to her parents’ house and asked for an annulment on the wedding night because he wanted to take her gown off,” Elias finished his sentence for him. Omg, you did use it! 😂🤦‍♀️

Loved it Dream! I’m excited for the engagement ball! 💕💕💕

Omg darliiiing hi!❤❤

Lolll whenever Elias and Anthony are around each other, they go back to their school days, aka their IQ drops very rapidly😂

Oh Elias is still very shocked at Anthony's...character development 😂 He did not think he would ever see him like that😂

Six months honeymoon in Paris lolll aw that would be so romantic ❤ They might go to Paris after the season is over I think! ❤ To see Anthony's wedding gift for her😈

I think they would have so much fun! ❤

Being dramatic runs in the familyyy❤

If Elias knewwww...😏

GOLDEN RETRIEVER BOY😂😂😂

Omg you noticed that detail! ❤ I think I will totally use some of the things that were written in those "manuals" and it will be hilarious 😂

Thank you so so much for this darling! ❤❤❤

[infipretty]

Hii Kas! How are you doing?

I would like to join the Game of thrones tarot😂

My initials:- YP

Fact about me :-

😂 There are many. 😂 I like to read a lot and by that I mean I like to read anything and everything. I am that person who reads terms and conditions to end and doesnt even leave reading chocolate wrappers too. 😂🤦‍♀️ Many a times it happened that while walking on the road or somewhere else I stopped reading a banner of poster and till then people with me move ahead. But I kinda get saved from being lost. Its like a craze for reading and I get lost while doing it. I am that person who carries a book with in the school picnic and while everyone is dancing I will still be reading. I even have got scolded for reading things in the class that were unrelated to the subject. I was this person who used to read all the books in the holiday period before the school begun. I remember this one incidence when I was in 5th grade where my class teacher was scolding everybody else and so everybody was standing except me who just came from the library receiving the book. And I was so close to my teacher's desk still I wasnt knowing what was going on in the class. And later when I finished my reading I looked around and stood up not knowing what we are standing for and my teacher then looked at me and said, "At last you came senses to know that everybody is standing and stood up" .😂😅🤦‍♀️But unfortunately I guess I lost my will to read in these past two years but I am trying to get into it again. Bro its my 3rd , 9th and sag stellium speaking here😂😂.

Thank you so much. Its really was fun to this. Have a nice day!! Take care! ❤ Sending you lots of love🌹💚

Hello! Thankyou for joining my game. Good to see you! Please do leave a feedback in the comments of this post ♡

˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ The Tarot card that you remind me of is ... Page of swords.

Why? Because of you sheer curiousity! You definately come across as someone who like to gain knowledge and know about random stuff. I also feel like you perhaps may have had faced a 10 of swords moment recently where you were super stressed and anxious and all of those things, but now with the page energy, you're steadily coming out of it and leaving those worries behind. Just like a page, you're talkative and energetic most of the times and you seem to have find some sort of inspiration as of now. With page of swords energy your life could also be heading into a new different direction. I see being ambitious and finding opportunities for growth for yourself!