Tumgik
#coco stfu!
thepurpleblossom · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Rises from the dead just to share with you guys this super duper cute 20cm Sakura doll I custom-ordered from @cocopines (twitter || instagram) !!!
Super grateful to her for allowing me to be her first customer. She's been super fantastic at providing suggestions/advice whenever needed even during my design draft stage, and extremely proactive in making sure I'm okay with every change and the embroidery and materials!!
Coco also very kindly made an exception and gave the OK to clothes customisation because I just very badly wanted F/HA!Sakura (and ImaginaryAround!Sakura, but we don't talk about that yet) ;w; God knows how many pictures of Sakura I sent her way even though she wasn't familiar with the fandom at all.
Especially when I suddenly decided that I'd also like to have a butterfly embroidery on her chest!!! bless her soul for agreeing to it when it wasn't stated at the start
the quality of the doll is really good (please look at her little heart paws!!) and even the outfit was done really well. I was initially a bit worried how the sleeve would look, but it is 100% perfect, even the clasp and everything. please i adore this so much 😭😭💕💕
Please consider commissioning her for your doll needs too! She does other sizes like 10cm dolls too~ I comm'd her for two 10cms too!
▸▸Details can be found here (carrd || twitter)
19 notes · View notes
enluv · 9 months
Note
heyy back again im twirling my hair rn. bc im so delusional, could i please request a matchup for the event?? to follow the format: name's vienna and we're the same age and an idol with my personality irl..... i would say the closest i can think of is hueningkai actually?? im not really sure my brain is blanking on me rn. i would say it's part kai part eunchae part irene. so sorry for the confusion lol it's hard bc personalities never truly stay the same everywhere </3 my favourite song rn could prolly be plastic by moses sumney!! im a scorpio sun and i love photography!!
you don't have to take this up and if you do, then absolutely take the time!! muah ty and i wish you a lovely lovely rest of the week!! happy 3k <3
hi vie!! thank you for sending in for my event <3 i am so excited to give you a matchup hehe!!
after much consideration, the match I have picked for you is...lee know!
my reasoning? - I’ve heard from friends that the best company a Scorpio can have is another Scorpio! You have this side to you that I’ve seen for a while now since we’ve known one another for almost two years! It’s like you’re very serious and you take what you do super seriously like your writings are no joke, they’re amazing and when you put your mind to something, you get it done! I think you and lino are similar in that way, both hardworking people who enjoy what they do. He’s so work oriented when it comes to being an idol like it’s no secret that he practices for hours and has been a professional dancer for years now, and it reminds me of the same drive you show on here! I hope that makes sense, it’s been a pleasure to watch you grow as a writer and friends <3
small drabble: minho’s been at it for hours now, he just can’t seem to get this one move the way it should be, he knows he should take a break soon but he can’t seem to let this one go, that is until the door to the practice room swings open at full force hitting again the back wall. he freezes and turns, seeing you fuming, and his heart drops. “I’ve been calling you for two hours” your voice is calm and collected and he knows then that he’s in big trouble, for months you’ve asked him to call you when he felt like nothing was going right, and every time he ended up like this, stuck in the practice room for hours, there you were after to coddle him, but not tonight, tonight you’d remind him that he needs to take a break and if it happened again he’d get more than a smack to the head!
3 notes · View notes
teddiibear444 · 5 months
Text
That's it, I'm sitting everyone down and we're gonna marathon Trolls.
1 note · View note
piwstri4 · 2 months
Text
un coco | ln4
pairing: f1 driver!ex!lando norris x fashion designer!ex!reader summary: your life goes on but what about your peace? fc: rosalía part two - part four
ynclo and landonorris recently added to their stories
Tumblr media
ynclo (tagged: arthur_leclerc)
Tumblr media
liked by lalalalisa_m, arthur_leclerc and others
ynclo los carros de f1 son más rápidos en persona view all comments
arthur_leclerc don't ever come near me again ynclo › arthur_leclerc 👍🏽
lewishamilton Thank you for coming! ynclo › lewishamilton anytime!!
user4 girly really said f1 cars are faster in person and called it a day user1 › user4 lmaoooo yn didn't even bother
user2 mother is BACK!!
user3 the last pic omg
danielricciardo And what about ME? ynclo › danielricciardo girl next time send me an invite
user5 arthur doing the yn kiss face im DEAD
user6 lewis comment????
user7 never beating the ferrari garage allegations i see user8 › user7 well probably thur's idea? let's not forget she only ever went to alphatauri's and mclaren's bc of her connections.. user7 › user8 ik it's just kinda weird
now trending: #ynyln #ferrari #formula1
Tumblr media
ynclo (tagged: kyliejenner, lalalalisa_m, bellahadid)
Tumblr media
liked by lalalalisa_m, vogueitalia and others
ynclo y que vivan las mujeres!! view all comments
user1 my mothers 😭😭😭
user2 something lgbt is happening to me
bellahadid ❤️ ynclo › bellahadid ❤️💕💖💞💋
lalalalisa_m let's do that again !! ily ynclo › lalalalisa_m whenever you say bby ❤️💞 (ily+)
user3 you're telling me she posted men just for the hell of it????
user4 guys she's just simping for women take it or leave it user5 › user4 translation 🔫🔫 user4 › user5 ??? (long live women)
kyliejenner omg we're so hot 🥵 ynclo › kyliejenner who's we??? i can only see one hottie (you)
user6 aren't we noticing some lack of... luka? user7 › user6 i didn't wanna say anything but user8 › user6 i was thinking the same!!
user9 yn world tour and i love it
user10 mom where's dad???
user11 i can't go through another divorce PLEASE
ynclo, arthur_leclerc and landonorris recently added to their stories
Tumblr media
ynclo (tagged: arthur_leclerc)
Tumblr media
liked arthur_leclerc, vogueitalia and others
ynclo italy roadtrip (@ scuderiaferrari can i drop him off at yours?) view all comments
arthur_leclerc 😡😡😡 ynclo › arthur_leclerc i was this close🤏🏽to kicking your ass next time im driving all the way to maranello arthur_leclerc › ynclo boohoo we drove all the way to maranello stfu
user1 omg????? yn?????
user2 guys where is luka?? 😔😔 user3 › user2 fr where's my bestie luka??? is she dating this guy now?? user4 › user3 "this guy" 🤡🤡 that's her best friend
user4 im happy and all but missy........
user5 la vita senza amore che vita è????????? yn???????? the post???????? user6 › user5 i don't get it 😭😭 user5 › user6 what life is a life without love basically
user7 congrats???
scuderiaferrari you can have him girl ynclo › scuderiaferrari no. ❤️ arthur_leclerc › scuderiaferrari ?????
vogueitalia beautiful ynclo > vogueitalia ❤️
you've got 4 unread messages!
you may like this tweet!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
now trending: #ynyln #landonorris #vogueespaña
Tumblr media
you may like these tweets!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
ynclo (tagged: lukasabbat, arthur_leclerc, scuderiaferrari)
Tumblr media
liked by arthur_leclerc, lukasabbat and others ynclo solo me queda agradecer ♥️ 📸: @ elenavelez view all comments
lukasabbat ❤️ ynclo › lukasabbat ❤️
user1 living the dream
user2 luka and arthur >>>
elenavelez prettiest 💋 ynclo › elenavelez no u 😘
arthur_leclerc why is luka's pic first?? ynclo › arthur_leclerc guess (he finished 1st on the race sim) arthur_leclerc › ynclo just say u hate me and leave
user3 i missed my mom being happy
user4 "there's only thankfulness left" i love it here so much
user5 i can't be the only one noticing the red theme..
lukasabbat forza ferrari ❤️ ynclo › lukasabbat get tf off my page arthur_leclerc › lukasabbat you dropped this 👑
user6 yn and arthur shutting everyone up lol they're in love w luka user7 › user6 fr arhut loves luka more than yn lol user8 › user6 arthur's in his steal ur bf era
user9 thank GOD they didn't break up
user10 luka's a ferrari fan 😭😭 ynclo › user10 little guy doesn't know a thing bout cars :// arthur_leclerc › user10 everyone´s a ferrari fan
ynclo recently added to their story
Tumblr media
you've got 3 unread messages!
you may like this tweet!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
69 notes · View notes
carebeartherese · 6 months
Text
My live reactions to Loki ep 4:
(Already 7 mins in and I’m angry with Kang)
-hell yea the clock lady wants you (what the fuck)
-mobius and Loki are very boyfriends rn
-shit the loom
-LOKI LOOKED AT MOBIUS’ HAND
-sorry
-I love this Victor timely fella tbh
-oh fuck dox
-B15 my love <333
-no don’t let dox live
-oooooo words
-Víctor is so autism
-ob and Casey <3333
-ob and victor meeting each others idles
-snake eating it’s own tail= Ouroboros
-FANGIRLING
-CASEY JEALOUS??
-mobius is so sweet
-NOT THE BIGASS SUIT THING AGAIN POOR MOBIUS
-lmfao petty ob
-hahahahah VOLUNTEER LOKI
-skin?
-mobius and Loki fighting like an old couple is my favorite
-Sylvie = third wheel
-Loki is in fact super fast
-ooop victor is think
-Casey and ob are so bf coded
-CASEY IS THE OTHER WOMAN NOW
-PIE DATE 2???
-sylvie pls let them be a couple
-dude this bitch
-CALLING OUT MOBIUS FR
-HE HASNT LOOKED CAUSE HE LOVES LOKI HE WANTS TO STAY WITH HIM
-MOBIUS AND SYLVIE FACING OFF WHILE LOKI STANDS IN THE BACKGROUND IS ACTUALLY PEAK CINEMA
-WHO WILL HE CHOOSE
-pie pls
-LOKI YOU CHOSE HER???
-oh brad
-shit
-please don’t start a prison riot
-don’t bring Galileo into this
-Stfu dox
-uhhhh this tension is strange
-B15 !!!!!!
-brad doing the same hand-resting thing with his collar
-PIE TIME
-wait sylvie gtfo
-ohhhh please let them fight about MOBIUS
-Loki monologue incoming
-lmfao Thor mocking
-also Loki character development???
-yea those people live because of his lover
-damn wise words ig
-I don’t like them as a couple please don’t let this happen again
-yea sylvie thats kinda the point of hope
-i don’t hate her she’s just annoying on occasion
-anyways
-ok but you are gods tho
-thx Loki also back tf up
-MOVE ON /SRS
-damn that pie room is the real star or the show
-fuck dox srsly
-NO NO RAVONNA STOP
-also crazy bitch Ms minutes honorable mention
-SHES WORKING ON HERSELF OK
-oh shit life on the timeline?? Fr???
-oh fuck no you crazy bitches
-WHAT ARE THEY DOING
-BRAD NO
-FUCK DONT SQUISH THEM
-NO PLEASE OMFG RAVONNA
-MS MINUTES WHY ARE YOU PSYCHOTIC
-Brad that was fuckin cold
-see even ravonna doesn’t actually give a fuck who you are brad
-Casey x OB x Timely???
-It’s hotchoc victor
-I love victor
-mobius is so supportive
-what’s happening with the tempads tho???
-oh sorry b15 it’s people goo now
-MS MINUTES STOP THIS AINT SUPPOSED TO BE HORROR
-Aw he made the guard hot coco
-OH FUCK
-BRAD WHAT THE HELL YOU CUNT
-IT WAS SO WHOLESOME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP
-MOBIUS AND VIRUSES LMFAO
-shit Ms minutes
-stawp
-loki and mobius need more screen time together
-this feels much scarier than it should tbh
-ohhh….hey ravonna….sorry about all that
-oh shit ok
-mommy? Sorry, mommy? Sorry-
-brad please relax with your 70s hair
-TIMELY DONT BE A DICK PLS
-RUN LOKI RUN
-oh fuck this is it ig
-real Ms minutes sucks
-shits getting real
-loki is gonna get pruned by himself
-sylvie constantly plays elevator music in her soul
-this is where Loki gets pruned!!!! Probably by himself
-yup I was right prune yourself
-damn sylvie strong
-good job loki???
-sorry just had to kill past me rq
-WHOS calling???
-and th e call was coming from IsIdE tHe HoUsE
-oh dammit ob you scared me
-mobius is so worried about his boyfriend he’s willing to reboot the whole system
-LET THE LOKIS USE THEIR POWERS SRSLY
-BYE MS MINUTES
-Aw poor timely they aren’t mocking you
-OH SHIT
-you’ll never be him.
-that shit was menacing fr
-oh DONT send brad out on his own!!!
-he gonna die
-fuck that was kinda hot ngl
-anyways hi sylvie/brad
-FUCK YEA SCREW YOU RAVONNA
-lokius has had way too few scenes today
-loki <333
-oh thank god
-OH THERE IS NO GOD
-THE LOOM
-oh loki please be safe
-don’t send timely out pls
-no dont!!!
-TIMELY PLS DONT DIE
-OH SHIT BLACK HOLE SPAGHETTI
-NO TIMELY PLEASE
-GOD HOW FIX PLS
-NO BAD LOKI
-STAY PUT PLEASE
-DUDE
-THIS SHIT IS TERRIFYING
-B15 MY LOVE
-OH FUCK WHY IS IT DARK
-WHAT THE HELL WHAT JUST HAPPENED
-THAT IS AN UNFAIR CLIFFHANGER
-COME BACK
64 notes · View notes
sejanusxcoriyo · 3 months
Text
Pairings: Josh Andrés Rivera x Fem!Actress!Reader/ Tom Blyth x Rachel Zegler
Face Claim: Coco Jones
Type: Social Media Au
Summary: After filming is over, you wind up becoming really good friends with Josh, but he gets a girlfriend. You are extremely jealous, but he's happy, right?
A/N: The photos posted of Josh and Rachel, just imagine they are someone else, anyone but Rachel or yourself. I'll be updating my masterlist later today!! Just a little treat since today is my birthday! I'll be on hiatus for the next few days to enjoy my birthday, and I also have a job interview coming up I need to get ready for! Thank you for all the love, follows, reposts, and everything, I love you guys soo much🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
Warnings: Cussing
Tumblr media
Ynuser
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Ynuser I've never had so much fun filming before. The Ballad of The Songbirds and Snakes is officially finished filming. Check it out in theaters November 17th!
Liked by: Rachelegler, tomblyth, thehungergames, and 45,732 others
Tagged: @/tomblyth @/rachelzegler
View all comments
Rachelzegler love you bestie🫶🏾
↪️Joshfan1 Why haven't we seen her post, Josh anymore?
↪️ynfan1 I was just about to ask the same thing🙄
↪️ynuser love you more Rach😘
Tomblyth stop stealing my lady's photos🤺
↪️ynuser Or what?🤷🏾‍♀️ don't forget I helped yall get together🫤
↪️rachelzegler 👀
↪️rachelfan1 that's the kinda stuff you watch from a distance😭
Popcrave
Tumblr media
Popcrave Hunger Games star Josh Rivera posted and deleted this from his story, new couple alert?
Tagged: @/joshandresrivera
View all comments
Ynfan1 SINCE WHEN?
↪️Ynfan2 I stalk this man's page faithfully and I NEVER SAW THIS
Joshfan1 He has a gf, so get over yourselves🙄
↪️joshynfan2 stfu
Tomfan1 if only this wasn't true🤦🏾‍♀️
↪️ynfan3 he posted and deleted? It's true, he just didn't want anyone finding out
Ynfan4 him and y/n had such good chemistry together😩
↪️joshfan3 I wish they would get together🙏🏾
Rachelfan1 so yall think that maybe her and Josh are just friends?🙄
↪️tomfan2 right? They act like Josh and y/n can't just be friends
↪️ynfan5 it's not that, have you seen the way she talks about him??
↪️joshfan4 have you seen how he lights up when he mentions her, they are in love
↪️ynfan6 apparently not
Tomfan3 please stop feeding into this bs, they probably fuckin lying anyways🤷🏾‍♀️
↪️tomfan4 at, cus I have been in this comment section for a lil min and nobody has netioned seeing this photo😂
↪️tomfan3 exactly my point🙄
Text message
Tumblr media
Ynuser
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Ynuser we already know, my face card don't decline😘
Liked by: rachelzegler, tomblyth, and 44,874 others
Tagged: @/Rachelzegler
View all comments
Ynfan1 oh she petty, petty😂
↪️ynfan2 right, but we love to see it😌
Joshfan1 damn she looks good🤩
Joshynfan somebody betta tell Josh come get his womannn👀
↪️joshfan2 he has a gf🙄
↪️ynfan3 we know, shut up
Rachelzegler GIVING, FUCKING STUNNING😍😍😍
↪️ynuser at least I can get someone's attention😘
↪️ynfan4 OH, YEAH SHE PETTY😭😭
Joshfan3 @/joshandresrivera COME GET YO GIRL BRUH, SHE PLAYIN OUT CHEA
↪️Rachelzegler shut the fuck up🤬
Comments have been limited
44 notes · View notes
lokiinmediasideblog · 7 months
Text
I Intentionally Start Shit in the Loki Tag
If you complain about Sylvie being "harmful queer rep" BUT want "Lady Loki" in the MCU, which was Loki possessing Sif's body just to torment Sif, I need you to sit down and shut up. a. Genderfluid people don't go by "Lady " when they're femme or women. b. If you don't see the transphobic dogwhistles in the comics possession subplot, I don't know what to tell you... But let's say that hag that wrote those crappy books would love it. c. If you weren't aware about this, maybe you should read the wiki at least before giving uninformed opinions.
I definitely agree that they should not have led people on with the promise of genderfluid rep during the promotion of the series. But get mad at Disney/Marvel for that. Not at the writers or Sophia Di Martino that had to cave in to Feige's demands. That's literally what they have to do.
I really don't give a damn about the "autogynephilia" allegations, which again, is ALSO PRESENT IN CIS WOMEN. Like why the fuck should I care about someone finding themselves hot? There's fascists out there. AGP even if it was a trans-specific thing harms no one. The only harm said to come from it is DUE TO FASCISM because it plays into RESPECTABILITY POLITICS.
If you use AI to create a "proper" Lady Loki or love interest for Loki, you can't complain about the blatant product placement in S2. I am not a fan of product placement either and won't defend it, but those are the rules. Show some integrity. And before you ask, I have not given a cent to Disney since they pissed me off with attempts to trademark Dia de los Muertos for Coco.
If you complain about how being a "Loki" is not a role (unlike Spiderman) and how it should have been all 100% Tom Hiddleston, you don't get to call it selfcest as a gotcha, because you're already differentiating between the variants with different DNA. Like do y'all hate selfcest or not? Make up your mind. The series treats a Loki as an archetype of sorts, so it can be a role. Also, having the same name does not make you related because we don't know what Sylvie's parents are? And we don't even know if Sylvie is also a Jotun, a prop claims she isn't.
If you say you want Sylvie dead but claim to not be misogynistic, because you'd love if a specific love interest from the comics or mythology replaced her, STFU. You only like those because you can project whatever the fuck you want onto them.
If you claim Sylvie is a misogynistic depiction of women but salivate over characters written by cishet white men in the 1960s-1980s that made wanting to fuck Thor or being in a monogamous marriage with Loki their entire personality (there's so MANY OF THESE), STFU. Do you hear yourself? And no, it's not misogynistic of me, a woman, to criticize offensive depictions of women by cishet white men. They're not real.
Our MCU!Loki is not the young adult Ikol reincarnation currently. Of course 20-something Verity is not going to be there! The Loki show should be praise for having multiple female cast members around the same age as the protagonist and pragmatic clothing choices that allowed SdM to nurse her baby.
Selfcest isn't real and I cry tears of boredom whenever someone clutches their pearls over it.
The comics aren't perfect. As much as I loved the recent Dan Watters run (and German Peralta's art), the comics art has some very questionable tendencies, especially regarding Loki's nose when she's femme. It's associated with how some kinds of facial features are considered masculine or feminine (and racialized). Noses have no gender, ffs! Women with nose bumps exist! For some reason Loki always has a tiny button nose when she's a woman or femme. There's also the BLATANT physiognomy that has ALWAYS PLAGUED Thor comics since their inception, and Loki's facial features as they've become more "grey" and less evil is an interesting study. Peralta's far from being the only artist with this problem, and is far from being the most problematic. For comparison from Loki (2023) run:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Loki from ye olden days:
Tumblr media
30 notes · View notes
slutfortheeclaymore · 3 months
Text
Hey CoCo, who actually won their Wrestlemania main event? Damn sure not you! 🤷🏻‍♀️
And Drew is “complaining”… What TF were you & Pepsi doing for YEARS about that company despite winning multiple championships? STFU!
I swear these “faces” keep trying to tell Drew how to feel are gonna get mauled and he jump ropes with their entrails!
7 notes · View notes
merlioske · 10 months
Text
Genuinely tho? Who gives a solitary fuck *who* the utter doucheshnoozles that are attacking AO3 are.
They all need to fuck off, choke on cacti and fucking 🌟DIE🌟. Preemptively to those who gonna attempt to whine @ me about 'you shouldn't wish death upon people' - STFU.
AO3 has singlehandedly saved my life and, more importantly, my sanity. And I am NOT alone in this.
People who work their buts off for us and our archive are Angels. They deserve all the happiness and all the hot coco in the world. Not to deal with this bigoted fucking crap that's happening now.
So again. Whoever you are, dear hackers. I hope you die. Slowly. Painfully. Till you dead. Tnx and good riddance.
11 notes · View notes
haisuken · 6 months
Text
sup gamers 🫵🏽
13 notes · View notes
f0point5 · 3 months
Note
On the wag debate: I just think it’s crazy the way we talk about women vs men. When and f1 driver does something it’s forgiven a lot faster, yes there will be a media shitstorm for a time and there may be a small group of people who still care, but life goes on pretty quickly. When one of the wags does, or in many cases did something (a long time in the past), it is talked about for years as a reason to hate them. Like, obviously I don’t know these people who a lot about these specific situations but:
1. Carmen supports a homophobic author— did she know he was homophobic? I don’t know about you, sometimes I just read a book and tell other people about it without ever looking into what the author thinks and believes. We all read and talk about Harry Potter despite JK Rowling being an actual shit.
2. Alex liking racist, classist tweets. I don’t know what she liked or enough about that, to be honest. But you have to appreciate that Alex is only 21 now, and those tweets were from the past? So she would’ve been in her late teens. It is in no way right but she was also a literal child in that sense.
Basically what I’m saying is that while yes, many wags have done and said things that aren’t ok and accountability is important, we as a society need to accept that they are learning and growing and making mistakes in the public eye, and they will fuck up majorly sometimes. It seems like, the general public only want to support “the perfect woman” when in reality that doesn’t not, and will not exist, because all humans live in a state of imperfection.
I think we as a society need to stop expecting that just because people have 100k followers that they’re any more intelligent, informed, or politically correct than the people we meet on the street. I don’t know the history or voting record of every person I follow, or whose work or content I consume, and no one expects that of me. I also consume the work and content of people of whom I’m not a personal fan. I don’t boycott Chanel because Coco Chanel was a n*zi. My grandfather was a Holocaust survivor and he loved Hugo Boss clothing. Our every day lives are full of contradictions, and wags are people, so theirs are, too. Why do we expect so much from them? Who are they, really, except pretty girls who date boys?
As for Alexandra…people need to stay out of her damn Twitter likes. Who scrolled down through 5 years of likes to find that tweet that she probably doesn’t remember. P A T H E T I C. And unless the people complaining about that tweet (which they really shouldn’t be because you don’t know her, or what her opinions are now) are having a fight every time their conservative great uncle/family friend/grandma says something a little politically charged at the dinner table, STFU. Because I guarantee you the majority of people bitching about Alex’s likes on Twitter aren’t willing to say half that shit to people in their own lives. So they don’t really care, they just want to hate on her specifically.
People need to leave people alone. These are not social activists or politicians, their lives and opinions do not affect you. Just let them live 😂
5 notes · View notes
enluv · 10 months
Text
let me tell y’all about the BEST thing to happen to me last night! so I’m trying to complete my p1harmony collection (I collect theo primarily & soul but only certain pcs) and so I’m going down the p1h line of albums and now I just need theo from flow in & jump in version (hehe) AND bunny pc theo which is only from the hello82 exclusive album so I posted on twt that I was wtb it if anyone had it AND A MOOT OF MINE OFFERED IT TO ME CAUSE THEY HAD AN EXTRA IM LITERALLY SO EXCITED
OH THIS IS IT ITS SO CUTE SOBS
Tumblr media
5 notes · View notes
childofthewargod · 2 months
Text
Not me thinking of letting all my fictional crushes fight over who’s the favorite (obviously we all know who…)
Camilo Madrigal: bro I was her first fictional crush, she loves me more
Miles Morales: nah, not anymore
Luke Castellan: See now that I think about it maybe betraying you again for them seems less painful-
Percy Jackson: YOU BITCH-??
Connor Kent: let’s agree I’m her favorite like she ships Coco with me
Miles G Morales: we’re engaged
Connor Kent: EXCUSE ME-
Tim Drake: *just staring at Hobie*
Hobie Brown: *staring*
Pavitr Prabhakar: *sipping his chai*
Gwen Stacy: *just standing there*
Margo Kess: *casually typing on her laptop*
Miguel O’Hara: does he slap you as well then proceeds to kiss you
Bruce Wayne: yes
Dick Grayson: SHE HEARD ABOUT ME FIRST BEFORE YOU-
Jason Todd: STFU?? NO SHE DIDNT??
Then there’s me, sobbing on the floor.
0 notes
nightmareproductions · 6 months
Text
My tom doesn't stfu up
He starts gobbling
And pissing my dogs off
By picking fights with the one named Coco
(We think he's a sausage Labrador mix 🤣)
But I love him
And he's so fuckin dumb
And big
And fluffy
But overall
A lovely little turd
1 note · View note
pmiller1 · 7 months
Text
Do you had any idea how there got a hold of Neku's Legendary sets?
Fret: Oh you mean the one that made Rindude look like a tune-roll? Emm... Can't say that we do. Shiki: Actually, I did ask K-One about it, he said it was donated to him and he felt that should put them on sale. Since it were a classic of there brand. Shiki: If it wasn't for a Shorts, I wouldn't had thought there use to belong to Neku. Beat: I still don't get how you could tell it where Neku's yo? All ye said was about a fixed utten... Shiki: Buttons. I said Buttons. Beat: Oh. Still don't get it yo. Shiki: Doesn't matter any who, since I know who could had could sold Neku old clothes. Coco. Coco: U call m'lay? Beat: What the?! Where yr spying on us? Coco: STFU! Im talking to Shiki. Shiki: Well, did you sold Neku old clothes? Coco: Well, yeah, he was too big in them, so I feel like he need a make over~~~ Shiki: But why sell them? I mean, it nice that you did, but could had put them away. Coco: How else would able to buy him his new clothes? Fret: Really, couldn't you just fight some noises for some of those Yen Pins? Coco: Wat? You think I would do all that hard work? Coco: Beside, we not allow to do that. We get pay with those Yen Pins for our jobs. And meant to get the Player to clear out the noise. Fret: Make sense. Shiki: Well thank you who who, it just mean that Neku were out there. Coco: Yep, no worry about that. Beat: Okay, but seriously where you yr spying on us? How the heck were able to appeared right then and there. Coco: Do I need to teach you about the UG? Beat: Answer the Question Yo?! Coco: Nosey arent ye?! I was just mindin my own business B4 Shiki call my name! Shiki: Beat, cram down. Coco: IDK how you handle him. Shiki: You'll get use to it.
1 note · View note
Text
the chad coco vs the virgin encanto
24 notes · View notes