#cockney

[poetrybyonur]

When many people don’t even bother to read you when they pick you up, but only wish to look at your pretty pictures, we value the ones who choose to read us from cover to cover, relishing each paragraph and page, folding the corners of their favourite pages of us, not wanting to put us down. I cherish the ones who chose me to be their favourite book.

An older spoken word I redid. Please click on image to hear me speak.

Background music by Two Lanes.

#poets on tumblr #love quotes #love poetry #romantic poetry #love poem #romantic writer #onurtaskiran poetry #poets and writers #gentleman poet #love #poetrybyonur #spilled ink #writers on tumblr #spoken word #spoken word poetry #book lover #favourite book #british male poet #cockney

[xodahafez]

roadman! tom riddle finally learns harry is a time traveller (part 5)

part 4: here

harry: i’m from the future.

tom: say swear.

harry: … swear what?

tom: yea like wallahi cuz? you know??

harry: what?

tom: like an oath innit?

harry: what oath?

tom, sighing: tsk never you mind. so you’re actuals from the future? you’re taking the piss, yeah?

harry: i’m not. you grow up to become lord voldemort and will start the first wizarding war in your 50s, in which you are responsible for killing my parents and attempting to kill me. and then you die.

tom, looking gobsmacked: no way fam, show me.

harry: how???

tom: tsk let me into your mind. legillimency and that.

harry: no! you’re going to have to take my word for it.

tom: come on now, don’t be like that, just a lil peek n i’ll dash.

harry: …

tom: *smiling charmingly*

harry: fine.

[tom performs legilimency and is watching with keen interest until he comes across the graveyard resurrection scene]

tom, abruptly pulling away: mate who the fuck is that ugly mug?????

harry, smirking: thats you.

tom, holding his head in his hands with despair: you’re actuals serious. no way that clapped ting is me.

harry: it is…

tom: the mans got no hair! i lost my hair and my nose?

harry, unimpressed: thats your main concern???

tom, ignoring him and still muttering to himself: nah bruv best believe you lot will not catch me lacking.

#ITS BACK!! #cockney #multicultural london accent #jamaican patois #tomarry #crackfic #tomarrymort #this is just jokes fam #allow it uno #if you’re not British this will most likely sound confusing and horrendous #unless you’re familiar with the slang and accent #just listen to like idk central cee #or watch chunkz or fily speaking #you gotta feel the inner londoner in you okay?

[not-the-nice-thing]

Spider Punk (Hobie Brown) is a cockney speaking, pansexual, commi-anarchist, who plays guitar. This is fact. This is also very sexy.

#spider man: across the spider verse #spiderman #spider punk #hobie brown #spiderman into the spiderverse #spiderverse #pansexaul #punk aesthetic #cockney #anarchocommunism

[riotinyellow]

last thing you see after being shoved into the coffin by Breekon and hope

( please tell me someone gets this )

#the magnus archives #tma memes #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #daisy #basira hussain #tma daisy #bullet train tangerine #lemon bullet train #lemon and tangerine #breekon and hope #cockney #accents

[acmeoop]

It’s Christmas Day! “A Christmas Plotz” (1993)

#90s #amblin #warner bros #animaniacs #christmas special #parody #a christmas carol #warner siblings #dot warner #wakko warner #yakko warner #gif #cockney

[mayday396]

Some Asians need to Understand that just like variants of speaking Chinese or Japanese.

ENGLISH HAS MANY VARIETIES, SCOTTISH ENGLISH, COCKNEY, TEXAN, ETC.

#english #english dialects #dialects #accents #the english language #languages #scottish #texan #cockney #chinese language #japanese language #this came from me after I got pissed off by a man saying this white guy was speaking Singaporean accent and be like #wHy dOES hE SpEAK likE tHaT #hE shOuLD sPeAK WeStERN EnGliSH #WHAT WESTERN ENGLISH #DEFINE WESTERN ENGLISH #THERE IS SO MANY ENGLISH VARIETIES FROM THE WEST #PICK ONE #ENGLISH IS JUST 3 LANGUAGES HIDING UNDERNEATH A TRENCHCOAT

[tygerland]

"I'm the original bourgeois nightmare, a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars."

- Michael Caine

#photo august 1965 stephan archetti #sir michael caine #fashion #icons #people #actors #luxury #lifestyle #classic #culture #cockney #style #michael caine #retro #60s #film #movies #photos #money #alfie #not a lot of people know that #harry palmer #👊 #💥

[movietonight]

Daily Mash article coming up with new cockney rhyming slang.

#Queer Tag #Cockney #Transgender #The daily Mash #Macks Musings

[roughridingrednecks]

Cockney

#cockney #bald #redneck #smoker #tats #cigar #stubble

[elloon]

TROUBLE AND STRIFE / SELFIE

Cockney slang school based on my figure.

#Cockney #Cockney Slang #Slang #Rhyming Slang #London #East End #LDN #selfie #self portrait #black and white #black and whitephotography #BW #photography #portrait #portraiture #portrait photography #photoshoot #studio #photographers on tumblr #elloon

[poetrybyonur]

You are the novel I want to read, licking my fingers with each turn of your page.

A spoken word I wrote years ago that I redid to give it new life. Click on poem to hear me speak.

Background music by Steve Jablonsky.

#poets on tumblr #love quotes #love poetry #romantic poetry #love poem #romantic writer #poets and writers #onurtaskiran poetry #gentleman poet #love #spoken word #spoken poetry #british male poet #londoner #cockney #novel #book lover #poetry by onur #daily love poem

[xodahafez]

roadman! tom riddle in hogwarts:

dumbledore, with suspicion: is there something you wish to tell me?

tom: what you saying big man????

tom, to his knights (aka the mandem): who’s that peng ting i ain’t seen him round the ends before

tom, to harry: soooo you trynna link up or suttin yea??

harry: …

tom, to the mandem: that potter is a proper wasteman innit. gonna spin mans jaw next time

also tom: *tries to lips harry*

harry, to tom: you’re a murderer

tom: rahhh mans got bare jokes you know

#tomarrymort #tomarry #tom riddle #harry potter #roadman #cockney #just jokes fam allow it bruv #multicultural London accent

[gladeline]

My Gina Lestrade cosplay I wore at Fan Expo Dallas 2022! I adore her from the Great Ace Attorney Chronicles and I just had the itch to cosplay her! I’m so proud of how everything came together (I even got a plushie to rep Toby! 🥹) and I’ll def be wearing her more at cons! 🇬🇧🪙💚

#ace attorney #gina lestrade #cosplay #ace attorney cosplay #tgaa #tgaa1 #tgaa chronicles #dgs #cosplay girls #fan expo dallas #convention #capcom #mine #ugh love her #pickpocket #cockney #she is a little gremlin hehe #inspector lestrade #queen shit #tgaa2 #tgaa spoilers

[lesvieuxjoursart]

Cover all your orifices, here comes the Hitcher, Eels version. He'll likely be up to some paper mischief tomorrow. Second version is under way....

#noel fielding #paper model #paper dolls #papercraft #the mighty boosh #mighty boosh #the hitcher #eels #villain #cockney #polo mint #peppermint nightmare #fashion illustration #art #artist #fashion #comedian #top hat #victorian

[feline17ff]

What are your thoughts on the Monster High animated reboot? Currently I'm rotating Lagoona and Frankie in my brain like food in a microwave. Also Toralei's accent is hilarious lol- NHA

OMG I didn't know an episode was out! Thanks for letting me know! 

Toralei's accent! Plus she doesn't want a different type of student in her school? She reminds me of those British shows set at boarding schools that always has the bully girl. I so want to just hear her be mean like that! I want her to speak Cockney!!!!! XD

Lagoona being so feral — it's hilarious! I do wish they would have just changed her name maybe? Because she shares nothing with the old Lagoona. But I get how reboots work so it’s aiight. 

Also Lagoona, I get it, ruining romance is tight! And it's super easy, barely an inconvenience hehehe

No one knew Draculaura was a witch? I thought she was wearing a witch’s hat??? lol

Frankie is awesome! But Clawdeen and everyone are so diff but it’s aiight

I really like the animation and colorfulness!

Sloppy Joe’s joke was DARK but just the thing kiddos will LOVE XD

Heath’s the son of the devil? Okay

Cleo’s chill and kinda silly? Okay

Dracula is an actor? Okay so does that mean vampires can show up in films and mirrors in this? 

Spectra has a such a main character design, I wonder if all the students will have multiple man character episodes like OG MH? 

Deuce has weird luck lol

Overall, it’s a reboot but it seems it’s going to be smart about it and it looks nice and light-hearted and punny, so I’m going to give it a chance :)

Thanks for bringing this to my attention, friendo! :D

#narrator headcanon anon #my friends #my asks #monster high #monster high reboot #toralei stripe #cockney #lagoona blue #draculaura

[thesobsister]

A fun video from J. Draper, "Why Does Les Mis Have English Accents? or, The History of the Cockney Musical"

As noted in the comments, however, the omission of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's knees-up "Me Ol' Bamboo" is a missed trick.

Said Dick Van Dyke of this number: "Most of the dancers were 15 years younger than me and it took us 23 takes to get it right. In the last take, I only just make it. This was the hardest dance number I ever did."

She does, however, mention this work, which featured tunes from Lionel Bart, the man behind Oliver's music:

#j. draper #cockney #west end #theatre musicals #film musicals #dick van dyke #lionel bart