#clumsiness

[avatarfan11]

Korra: *Stubs her toe* FUCK!

Asami: Mind your language!

Korra: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Asami: *Glaring at Korra*

Korra: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes honey.

#lok #legend of korra #korra #asami sato #korrasami #korra x asami #lgbtq #humor #fluff #domestic fluff #tw swearing #clumsiness #clumsy #clumsyKorra #Korra swears #legend of korra incorrect quotes #korrasami incorrect quotes

[stxrmylxve]

Before I send more of just Kazutora, I have a thought: Chifuyu, Baji, Draken, Kazutora, and Mitsuya (each separately) with an extremely clumsy S/O. I'm talking like, they trip over completely flat surfaces, and when they do, they continue to trip for a while before they actually fall. Bumping into things all the time, slipping on ice, slamming themselves into doors because they're too excited or panicked about something and aren't stopping to think. This S/O falls over their own freaking feet, and has been heard thudding down stairs before (take my own clumsiness as an example, I once lost my footing on stairs and when I landed at the bottom of them flat on my behind as a teen, I just sat there, till my parents asked if I was okay and I yelled about the stairs being a problem for me lmao).

Somehow I picture this as more of a headcanon scenario, but little blurbs could go with it too for each of them, if you feel up to it! :3

Kazutora:

he doesn’t really react tbh

it’s normal for you, and he normally ends up doctoring you up anyways

he does stifle a laugh tho

ultimately, it is the subject of a tease he will shoot at you later on

if someone else makes a comment about it, he shoots them a dirty look

he does get worried sometimes and legit hugs your side in case you trip on something random

”You must be head over heels for me, huh?”

Chifuyu:

gets so worried he might even trip himself too

constantly watches you out of the corner of his eye

a good s/o, but a worrisome one

he hates seeing you hurt, that’s all :(

he sometimes asks baji for random help, bugging him about what to ask, how to help

and obviously baji has no idea either

but nonetheless, he asks if he can do anything, to which you have no clue either since you’re just so used to being clumsy-

Draken:

i’m sorry i think he is just a menace 😭

he might make a satire joke, go on full on panic mode, or make a joke so sexual it makes you blush crimson red

he is a bit of a wildcard

but he asks your family if you have it in your genes to fall and trip constantly

he does worry, but he facepalms most of it because you somehow have the skill to trip on literal air

Baji:

the first time you fell, you blushed so hard he took you to chifuyu’s house so that you could get ‘fixed’

from there on, he asked for help from chifuyu

doesn’t really understand that you just.. are clumsy

like he is clumsy too, but in a way that he might ‘accidentally’ punch someone or might leak a plan and might get hurt by that

so he somehow formulated in his head that you needed to get fixed by chifuyu if you ever fell

he normally just bandaged you up, not doing anything amazing or special

Mitsuya:

he can’t help but to laugh

he is used to seeing falling people, he has two little sisters after all

he doesn’t mind bandaging you up, or talking to you if you’re crying from a bad fall

he is always there for you, even if all you need is a bandair

gives those cliché moments all the time and kisses to boo boo to make the pain go away 🥹

legit the perfect guy for a clumsy person, fight me

#gn reader #tokyo rev x you #gn!reader #x gn reader #x reader #tokyo revengers #very clumsy #clumsiness #draken ryuguji #draken x reader #draken imagine #draken #ryuguji ken x reader #ryuguji ken #ken ryuguji #tokyo revengers takashi mitsuya #mitsuya tokrev #takashi mitsuya #tokyo revengers mitsuya #mitsuya takashi #mitsuya x y/n #baji x reader #baji keisuke #keisuke baji #toman baji #baji x you #baji tokyo revengers #tokyo rev x reader #baji imagines #chifuyu x reader

[lenasaysthings]

Being clumsy and stupid is fine until you're alone and wanna be all badass and shit blasting heavy metal trying to do a Badass Walk™ but you keep tripping over your own foot

#Listening to DOOM OST makes me feel badass but I'm way too clumsy to act badass #doom eternal #doom #196 #r/196 #shitpost #r196 #:3 #clumsy #clumsiness

[lizardtaro]

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#gofundme #fundraiser #commission #financial loss #clumsiness #mental health

[celestialulu]

I NEED more drunk Lucy

#i want drunj Lucy but like #including the cljsninesss and like Yknow for Bering drunj #clumsiness #i need a #“I’m not drunk *walks into a pole$ #just the general safety hazard

[pluralprompts]

Prompt #681

Headmate A1 has a very different body in the innerworld than the system's shared, physical body, and can be a little clumsy when fronting. Unfortunately, during a fronting session where they thought they could just be clumsy and get more experience with the body without too much worry, one of the system's friends dropped by, and they don't know System A is a system! How long can Headmate A1 brush off and hide their clumsiness before Person B notices something's up?

#pluralgang #plural system #plurality #pluralprompt #prompt blog #prompt #clumsiness #dysphoria #body difference #? when have we used that tag before? #HAVE we used that tag before?? #in the closet

[mangolon]

The Hikawa/Ryotaro/Emu/Keiwa Effect returns in full force.

#kamen rider gotchard #gotchard ep 1 #houtarou ichinose #rinne kudo #makoto hikawa #kamen rider g3 #kamen rider agito #2001 #ryotaro nogami #kamen rider den-o #2007 #emu hojo #kamen rider ex-aid #2016 #keiwa sakurai #kamen rider tycoon #kamen rider geats #2022 #clumsiness #it was fun with keiwa and such but still give it a break

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

l like really hate that stupid idea that when a kid falls they only start crying after they've noticed parents are looking. I'm not saying no kid has ever milked an injury for attention, but also have you ever eaten absolute shit? Just obliterated yourself into pavement?

That shit doesn't hurt for the first moment. You're just stunned and surprised. And then it starts to hurt. Like there is just a beat before the pain arrives. And I can't help but believe that anyone who thinks it's a kid plot for attention has never had thier ass handed to them by the laws of physics.

#injury #accident prone #clumsy #kids #clumsiness

[jhsharman]

"flop flap"

3 stars become 11. I see no method to the madness.

6 to 14 red stars. One of the originals gets uncolored, so should be understood as joining the new squiggly line assortment.

#Archie Comics #Archie Andrews #Veronica Lodge #Reggie Mantle #Stars #Cartoon effects #Skiing #Ski practice #Clumsiness #Falling #Dick Malmgren #1978

[avatarfan11]

Kya*seductively*: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Lin: ...You are a waterbender how can i help you ???

Kya: Maybe i want help washing my back. *winking at Lin*

Lin: Is it the pipes i can check-

Kya*drops towel*: Lin shut up and get your cute butt in the shower with me *walking away*

Lin: *Trips and hits the counter with her head in her rush to get over*

Kya*Healing Lin*: what happend to my normally composed Linny.

Lin: it's not my fault that you are so distracting. You were just standing there naked in front of me. It’s all your fault." Lin huffed

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#lok #legend of korra #kya ii #lin beifong #kyalin #kya x lin #humor #lgbtq #fluff #cute dork #domestic fluff #relationship goals #clumsiness #clumsyLinBeifong #fanfic #legend of korra incorrect quotes #kyalin incorrect quotes

[violent138]

I'm fucking clumsy.

Heavy handed with my affection,

Eyes winged with sloppy eyeliner,

Stumbling and stammering through words,

The kind of vampire that would trip,

Getting out of their coffin,

Even if they glide effortlessly through the room.

I knock glass knick knacks off shelves,

Trip my way through apologies,

Am the bull in a China shop in libraries,

Pull on push doors,

Slide on dry floors,

Get leashed to chairs,

By the knotted wire of my earphones.

I hit people with my backpack,

Accidentally get my coat caught on doors,

Feel my heart race as I drift on ice,

Bang my head on the microwave I opened,

Step on my ragged laces,

Not cute clumsy, but a danger to society flail of limbs and panic,

I move like I am receiving instructions on what to do,

Perpetually jerky and unsure in a game of Simon says,

Like I need a mirror to remind me where my limbs are scattered.

#clumsiness #I wish I could at least look good doing it? But nope. #Embarrassment masqueraded as poetry

[dragonandfrog]

Yes yes I did.

#memes #humor #clumsiness

[quantumboogaloo]

I was trying to learn a new spin with my lightsaber and hit myself in the head so hard that now I have a knot on the side of my head and a killer headache.

#im just glad its a plastic prop not a real lightsaber #im a clumsy idiot #clumsy #clumsiness #star wars #lightsaber #lightsabers

[autie-j]

Walking down the stairs, everything's fine, everything's fine, forgets about the last step so I step off like I'm about to hit the floor when I'm too high up, WHOA

#regular occurrence for me #clumsiness #part of why i relate to marcy so hard lol #both very clumsy autistics

[sir-klauz]

“Wwweee waaaa haaa AAAAAAAA that cat is so dumb it slipped off a windowsill for the first time in 10 years how EMBARRASSING” calm down n stop judging the fur baby so hard when you trip over every time you see a pairs of boobs, Harold

#judgy #stop judging #cats are love #memes #shut up #clumsiness #cats of tumblr #cute cats #cats #pretty cats #beautiful cats #felines #man child #judgmental