#clown is ​rambling

[blackplaaague]

The genders? Yeah, I know those. I'm aware of them. There's:

Monster high doll

Mad scientist

Clown, or jester or mime of some sort

creature made of mist that sits and listens

the loch ness monster

supervillain

superhero

librarian with a mysterious white streak in their hair

box of deer teeth

robot from outer space

#bp rambles #blackplaaague #funny #gender #gender identity #enby #non binary #trans #transgender #trans pride #trans humor #trans memes #trans masc #trans feminine #monster high #mad scientist #clown #jester #mime #creature #loch ness monster #supervillain #superhero #librarian #academia #teeth #robot #yes the tags are all the genders #i know what i'm doing #don't worry

[pistachiopie]

TRAGIC: the cutest little clown candles in the world are not up for sale anymore :(

link 💔

#look at em :( why can't i hold them in my hands :( why :( #clowns #clowncore #birthdaycore #<- is that a thing? it should be #things #rambles #omg a hit tweet

[lazylittledragon]

me waiting for patch 6 to drop before i go to bed

#ramble #bg3 #i am a Fool #refreshing my steam over and over like a Clowne #please larian i can't use my mods yet so i want to take my boyfriend onto honour mode with me instead

[bluerosefox]

Foreboding Words of Warnings

..... I had another idea that I wanna share. Going to be quick cause I got stuff to do today.

"This, Batman. Is a list of names and ages of people who once were upon the living, who died by the hands of Joker.... they are also the ones that are demanding his death and soul ripped into nothingness so they won't suffer his ghost should he become one...." the young looking King said, his voice hard like unmoving stone, his finger tapping against the open long glowing scroll sitting on top of the table "The very dead are demanding their justice Batman. My people, my subjects, my kind want to finally end that psychopath since they now have a King that is willing to listen to them."

Batman opened his mouth, trying to come up with words to counter argue that killing was wrong, he did his best to ignore the names, the ages (a cluster of children ages ranging from babies to seventeen year olds were together on the list) but was cut off by King Phantom.

"I'm not asking permission Batman, this is merely a formality and a warning for what's to come. Everyone and everything ends and enters my domain eventually, and from there their souls are judged. So before you say I have no right to be doing this, understand that EVERYONE will be mine eventually whether they like it or not.... Although never once has so many ghosts demanded judging on a living soul all at once. I can not ignore this, even my own council agreed to the demands once I brought this matter to them." Phantom said, his glowing green eyes staring him down and everyone in the room shivered (both internally and a tiny bit outwardly) as if they had been dunked in cold ice water. The light from his flaming crown seemed to be messing with the shadows around it in the cave sending a sense of foreboding at them. "You have twenty-four hours to bring Joker to me before I send my knights to find him and drag him into my Realm. I would rather not cause mass panic among the living should they see them however hence why I came here to speak in private with you about this matter before we do."

The room was silent after that, everyone trying to wrap their heads around what was going to happen, permission or not. And trying not to freak out over the existence of ghosts being a thing... and that they had a King in the afterlife.

"Question King Kid. Do you need to be fully dead to sign that thing or can someone whose been dead and got better add their name to it?" Jason finally asked from his spot, fully ready to sign his own name on the damn thing if it meant finally getting rid of the Joker for good in this life. And for the afterlife as well. He refused to let Joker's victims and himself should he join them in the ghostly afterlife suffer seeing that crazed clown again.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #random idea #crossover #batman #dp x dc #writing ideas #blue rambles #jason todd #bruce wayne #joker #quick idea #dc #ghost king danny #competent king danny #danny had been thrown off gaurd when this request was given to him by a bunch of ghosts #but he heard them out and took in the list #he read and read and was sick to his stomach at how many died by this clowns hands #like he knew of the joker when he saw the news but seeing a full list of people #and knowing it gets bigger and longer each day he is alive really made danny think this request over for weeks #brought it to his council and they debated for days if it was a good idea to judge a living person before their end #once they reached a verdit Danny took it upon himself to visit Gotham and speak with Batman #just giving him a heads up since he knows how Batman feels about outsiders to his city #Jason signs his name when Danny says 'if said person was a victim of the Joker #Jason signs 'Jason Todd-Wayne' in front of Bruce to show that he died a Wayne #even if he doesnt use it now. He still died believing he was a Wayne.

[saltpepperbeard]

i have been ✨Restored✨

#OFMD #Our Flag Means Death #OFMD Season 2 #Stede Bonnet #Edward Teach #Spanish Jackie #Roach #Wee John #Black Pete #Oluwande Boodhari #Revenge Rambles #Like literally I was so angry and so tired yesterday #And just so run down from work #And then that clown emoji from Samba gave me a glimmer of hope right before bed #AND SURE ENOUGH #SURE ENOUGH!!!

[hoodiemanic]

Tumblr why

#I am uncomfortable with using desktop today #one piece #opfanart #buggy the clown #hoodie rambles #my art

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

I simultaneously want to live a lifestyle where I can regularly afford to EXTRAVAGANTLY tip service workers, whilst also living in a world where topping culture is not normal or necessary because minimum wage laws do their damn jobs and actually allow all workers to comfortably support their selves & families without relying on the arbitrary "generosity" of entitled customers

#not a shitpost #anyway tipping is not the norm in many countries bc employers are held to a higher accountability re: liveable wages #and in the U.S. specifically tipping as a cultural norm is DIRECTLY descended from post-civil-war racism #I highly recommend googling that shit bc there are MUCH better sources than my dumb little blog #but basically i believe it arose in industries that employed (exploited) a large newly unenslaved black workforce #by offering service jobs that paid unethically low wages (to post-emancipation black americans with VERY few options/resources) #with the excuse that 'tips' would 'reward' good performance and make up the wage difference to 'deserving' workers #while actually it was a control tactic that enabled racist white customers to financially abuse underpaid black employees #keeping in mind that many white americans at this point resented the new legal right of former slaves to earn money and hold jobs at all #ANYWAY I'm rambling and I don't have a list of sources that's just a summary of stuff I remember reading #I apologize for any accidental misinformation this is why i normally stick to dumb clown biology horror posts #(the nose is the fruiting fungal body. honk it thrice to Release The Spores) #...no wait wait wait i thought i was done BUT: #it's no coincidence that tipping culture has continued predominantly in industries more likely to employ women and people of color #and people without access to higher education. because TIPPING IS FUNDAMENTALLY A FORM OF FINANCIAL ABUSE MEANT TO ENFORCE SOCIAL HIERARCHY #ok whew i think im done #oh P.S. LEAVE A FUCKING TIP for people who provide you services in industries where tipping is (unfortimatrly) standard #Yes even if they do a crap job. TIPS AREN'T A 'BONUS' for 'good performance' they're literally something exploited workers need to SURVIVE #you should be able to screw up occasionally at work without being terrified of being able to pay this month's bills #Humans are human. Which means we are DEEPLY FLAWED and IMMINENTLY DESERVING OF DIGNITY AND COMPASSION. #There i did it i summarized my personal core theology nobody asked for. and in entirely too wordy a process okay i am going to BED

[travalerray]

Li Lianhua's will: I bequeath my dog, my swordplay and my homoerotic rivalry to Fang Duobing

#THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU CLOWN COME BACK I NEED A FEW WORDS WITH YOU #li lianhua #fang duobing #di feisheng #mysterious lotus casebook #mlc #kk's rambles tag

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

THE WAY YOU DRAW BARNABY AS BOTH DOG AND HUMAN FORM IS SO ABJZJSKWJWKSKZKZ 😭😭😭😭💓💓💓💓💓 STILL WAITING FOR HUMAN HOWDY DESIGN :')

oh hey i actually have a lil headshot doodle of him:

#i wonder what his Actual human design would be like... how clown would envision their caterpillar guy... #this is just my current interpretation #Long. hes long. he gives off tall lanky white guy vibes idk what else to say #weasely man... #long face. long neck. long arms long legs long torso #mf fell into a taffy machine when he was a child... tragic... #rambles from the bog #scribble salad #wh modern human au #i just Know he has no meat on those bones. flat as a fucking pancake #im talkin bisquick basic bitch pancake not one of those fluffy souffle ones #i hope barnaby doesnt mind sharing a bed with the sharpest elbows in existence #and a blanket stealer... i know in my heart that howdy is a blanket thief... cocoon... or rather... chrysalis.... #ANYWAY BIG NOSE HOWDY MY BELOVED #i love big noses. honkin schnoz <3

[kaelleid]

I need an AU where Izzy comes to accept Stede as captain and just like fully embraces his buffoonery with the same yelling and angry chihuaha energy that he does everything else.

Like Stede is chiding someone for not sharing during arts & crafts time and Izzy is holding them at swordpoint like “You heard the Captain! Share your sequins, dog!”

Stede forces everyone on another beach vacation and Izzy has a coconut drink in hand and inexplicably has a hawaiian shirt that’s somehow made of leather and he’s yelling at the crew that they’re not leisuring hard enough

#izzy hands #stizzy #i just want my favorite clown to join the circus #kaelleid rambles about fandom

[cadaverkeys]

Girl im working on 4 class. shes called Birthday and her Unicorn is called Golden Years k thnx bye

#rambles #seerdoesart #character design #clown

[effen-draws]

“Oh tragic clown, so much sadness now. You built your mountain and now it blocks the sun.”

Alts and lines under cut:

#qoute is from Tragic Clown by The Tryst #I don't think the *entirety* of the song fits Thistle but I still heavily associate it with him #but yeah I'm in a bit of an art funk atm so I just decided to digitise one of my fave dunmeshi sketches #Soooo Thistle huh:-) #not a guy I liked on my first readthrough but he has STUCK with me #very tragic and very interesting in retrospect #kinda love his delusional ass now #(even if I have trouble drawing him) #(might just be out of practice tbh) #I could ramble a lot more but I'm already too much of a tag talker so I'll cut it short for now:-) #effen's art #illustration #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #dunmeshi #dunmeshi spoilers #dunmeshi fanart #thistle dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #thistle #sissel dungeon meshi

[babygirlbuckaroo]

obsessed with how INSANE we are as a collective like we get two STILLS from an episode with absolutely zero context in which they are sat a good six feet from each other looking VAGUELY distraught and my entire dash is full of people waxing poetry about how it's clear how much they rely on each other and how the trust they have is comparable only to that of ancient greek soldiers. and they’re all correct!

#i LOVE it i love it soooo much #you'll have to pry my s7 buddie canon theories from my cold dead hands etc #i've missed clowning with you all #buddie #911 abc #rambling

[nem0-nee]

Introducing Jurgen's Lightener! The Official sponsor of the Circus of The Other! Approved by The Stranger due to its amazing moisturizing properties that make any kind of skin feel brand new!!

Ofc it's made with real Leitners and maybe Leitner himself /j

Bonus:

#the magnus archives #tma #magpod #tma fanart #nikola orsinov #cw clowns #cw body horror #my art heh #[ rambling ->] #if you saw this earlier imsorry i didnt mean to upload it yet 💀 #but yee… i love nikola sm #shes so silly!! id let her take my skin /j #but HDISHSJ this was so funny in my head 😭😭 #jergens… jurgen… jurgen leitner

[snepdragon]

hehoo

#snep rambles #ive been meaning to do this for a while #also i dont actually know all of these characters i just pulled some from like. clown wiki and tvtropes #i know OF some #do i even wanna tag this #uhhh ill tag smth #dd jester #jevil deltarune #su spinel #nights into dreams #clopin trouillefou #that one guy is from super paper mario i think but i forgor his name #also i dont even know if tumblr tags still work like only first 5 tags show up in searches i dont think so #not that i care lol #wheeeee #oh yea #marx kirby #fuckit #nonbinary #bc it IS. TO ME #some of those are from one of the final fantasy games but i dont fuckign know which

[sircavities]

I fear that we as a fandom have collectively become too used to the queer not being bait anymore.

we've been properly fed for once, and marvel has taken it upon them to remind us what it feels like to starve.

#cavities rambles #lokius #loki #we're being queerbaited and we know it #fucking marvel #preparing the clown makeup in advance #love my queer shows though #good omens #ofmd #wwdits