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valencians · 10 months
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ohh my god a teenager online posted something that reveals a less than perfectly developed understanding of the world around them? should we tell everyone? should we screenshot it and share it everywhere so we can pat ourselves on the back for being so much wiser than Kids These Days? should we invite a boomer comic artist
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valencians · 1 year
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i see no difference. love is love
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valencians · 8 months
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okay fine I’m “moe through helplessness” will you just open the ketchup packet for me please
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valencians · 2 years
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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built
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valencians · 1 year
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authors and showrunners being familiar with how online fandom works isn’t inherently a bad thing but sometimes you can just feel that a character is being designed for career shippers. written with incorrect quote memes in mind. fresh out of the packaging already pre-flattened into popular fanfic tropes
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valencians · 6 months
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if everything on this site has to be about the same few greek myths forever i wish people at least. knew how the icarus story actually goes
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valencians · 9 months
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what if Putin was asexual
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could you explain this joke please? i don’t get it
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lol oh my god why are ace people like this. lol you want to be oppressed so bad. this is why everyone hates you I can’t even lmao
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valencians · 1 year
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everyone who reads less into a work than i do is a fandombrained consumerist incapable of rational thought and everyone who reads more into a work than i do is a moralist puritan who thinks enjoying things is thoughtcrime
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valencians · 11 months
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you ever see someone complain about something that they clearly think is a universal experience in online spaces and it kind of seems like they're just twitter mutuals with the worst people on earth
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valencians · 5 months
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in 2-3 years tops this "lesbian space atrocities" thing will sound as embarrassing as "thirsty sword lesbians" does now
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valencians · 1 year
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in real life, cops are bad because they violently enforce the interests of capitalist imperialism. however, in my favorite piece of fiction, the violent enforcers of the interests of capitalist imperialism are diverse and sympathetic, meaning they are not cops but a secret, more ethical thing
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valencians · 9 months
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what if you woke up one morning and the fate bloggers were posting about a new servant and then you scrolled down and one of your own ancestors (whitewashed) was looking back at you
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valencians · 1 year
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"web weaving" post but whatever overarching theme is supposed to connect the parts is nearly impossible to parse and the closer you get to putting it all together the stranger and more troubling the implied message becomes
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valencians · 10 months
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all artists are perverts...tell me more about how you love to "gimp" and "procreate"
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valencians · 9 months
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saw more “daddy”-themed shirts in a day at disneyland than i think i ever have in my life
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valencians · 1 year
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i want to become one of those twitter authors whose books are all thinly veiled vagueposts about arguments they're in online but instead of the point i'm trying to prove being about like, reylo or something it'd be discourse so niche that only people who've wasted their lives in the exact same overlap of microcommunities i have can even pick up on it
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