#chuck really nerfed my boys

[celaenaeiln]

Hi cl! I was wondering if you have or one day would make a recommended reading list for dick?

Yea!! I would love to!

For Robin- the best would be Batman 1940, Batman: Golden Age Omnibus, Batman Chronicles: The Gauntlet, and Robin: Year One

Untainted by bored and desperate authors, the comics are genuinely funny and interesting and action packed. I love puns and humor and good fighting so Batman 1940 was top tier for me. Batman: Golden Age Omnibus I really liked Bruce and Dick's casual "you're like a brother-son-friend-partner" thing that flowed so naturally.

Batman Chronicles: The Gauntlet and Robin: Year One show Dick's capabilities and and how excellent he is even though Batman 1940 shows that too, these are more recent. Whoever wrote The Gauntlet-I'm kowtowing to you. It's god tier work, thank you.

Batman and Robin, A Boy Wonder

I know this is a controversial one because of what Frank Miller makes Dick do but also I just considered it to be part of this universe's batman's psyche. But Frank Miller aside from this one can go suck it. I love everyone in it.

Robin and Batman by Jeff Lemire

This comic talks about Dick directly after his parents' passing. It shows how instead of angry like people think, he was mostly sad and lonely and how he and Batman both grew from this. Going from grief to the light of Batman's darkness that he's known to be.

The Detective Comics

It's Batman and Robin stuff but you know it's just like a progression of the Batman comics but different stories.

The World's Finest Comics both the 1941 and the new one.

Dick's relationship with the Titans and family- Batman: A lonely place of dying.

It takes place some time after Jason's death and shows how Tim joined the family. I love the way they wrote every character. I'm going to put up a post later about Dick and the Titans and this comic is quintessential to that. MUST. READ.

Want more incentive? It's all about Dick and Alfred's relationship and how they're the best father and son.

Dick's relationship with the Titans and Outsiders

Teen Titans (1966) - the silver age, og titans.

The New Teen Titans (1980)

The New Teen Titans: Judas Contract

The New Teen Titans (1984)

JLA/Titans

Titans Secret Files

Titans (1999)

Outsiders (2003)

Teen Titans/Outsiders Secret Files

Teen Titans Lost Annual

Titans (2008)

Titans Hunt

Titans (2016)

Titans United

Titans United: Bloodpact

Titans (2023)

World's Finest: Teen Titans

Nightwing Dick- Nightwing 1996 and 2011

Okay. I know people hate Chuck Dixon but honestly, I think he's one of the greatest Nightwing writers. With him, the writing felt continuous and fluent. It takes you from Dick being fired to the majority of his life. Every arc that was written was excellent because even when Dick was at his worst mentally, emotionally, and physically, he was a formidable foe. He's a tactical genius and one of the strongest fighters and Chuck Dixon put him through a lot but one thing he never did was nerf him. This was very good.

ACTUALLY NO- I LOVED THIS SPECTACULAR, MARVELOUS, BEAUTIFUL, EXTRAORDINARY, BRILLIANT WORK. LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.

Nightwing 2011 will be one of my all time favorites. Undefeatable badass boy. The entirety of Nightwing 2016 has nothing on even a single panel from Nightwing 2011. Glorious work.

Batman Dick- Batman: Streets of Gotham

The things is, Dick was a very good Batman. Actually, he was an excellent Batman. Maybe it's because he's an excellent actor but the internal struggle he had was not outwardly shown when he was Batman thus effectively convincing the public that there was not a different man under the mask (They could only tell because he actually cared about people unlike Bruce). Actually I like him better than Bruce Batman because Dick's actions as Batman at that time were cooler than any Bruce has taken. I know it's hard to believe but this comic was fantastic in showcasing that.

Other top favorites- Nightwing: The New Order, Future State: Nightwing, and Grayson Comics

I'm literally going feral over New Order. Nightwing is the world's favorite (as expected) and has an entire army to himself. He also has a kid named Jake Grayson and JAKE IS THE CUTEST ADORABLEST KID EVER. I LOVE Kori but what I love even more is Dick is a single mom to Jake because Kori left and Jake loves Dick so much! I cried at the end because how badly I was moved.

Future State! Future State Gotham was trash. It was so bad I had to search for a trashcan to dry heave over because it's character assassination. That comic was so bad other DC authors just refused to acknowledge its existence. Future State: Nightwing showcases just how brilliant Dick is. Ever heard the saying, "There's method to my madness?" Dick always has a plan. It's only madness for those that don't understand the full scale of it.

Heh. Everyone hated the Grayson comics but honestly? I loved it. Dick was manipulative, talented, excellent fighter, and a spy. Every task he took he excelled in it. They said that Dick wasn't made for spying but they weren't talking about his skill set. They were talking about his emotions. Even Tiger- Spyral's number 1 asesst and spy- was outplayed by Dick multiple times. If Helena hadn't become Matron, Dick would've burned Spyral to the ground so completely not even ashes of the fire he had set would have been left as evidence for beetles to collect.

Batman/Nightwing: Bloodbourne

Pure fighting prowess. It reiterates the fact that Dick is undefeatable.

Batman and Robin (2009)

Dick!Bats and Damian's run as Batman and Robin. It sheds light onto the hardships of raising an assassin child. People think that Damian would just follow someone along and become good if they knew him earlier but you don't understand. Dick. Put. Work. Into. Damian. Their obsessed with each other relationship exists because Damian is fully aware of the amount of time, effort, and love Dick has given him and reciprocates that. He loves Dick beyond measure and will fight anyone who says even one word against him.

Batman and Robin Eternal

Really talks about Bruce's impact on Dick, Dick's impact on Bruce, family dynamics, batfamily working together, intelligence and fight skills of Dick Grayson. There's a couple plot holes in the middle with about 2-3 panels being wrong but everything else is so correct.

Convergence

Do you want to know how important Dick is in terms of the multiverse's perseverance and continuation? This one!

COMICS I HAVE READ A BILLION TIMES BECAUSE THEY'RE SO GOOD - DARK CRISIS, DARK CRISIS, DARK CRISIS!!!!

DARK CRISIS

DARK CRISIS

DARK CRISIS

I SAVORED every letter of that comic.

#I hope you like these! #dick grayson #nightwing #dc comics #batman #cl anon asks

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I forgot Garth went to school to be a dentist

#15x10 #spn spoilers #supernatural rewatch #sam and castiel are the best twins #dean having never been to a dentist is the most on brand thing ever #wtf is going on in this episode lmao if i didnt know better id say it was gabriel fucking with them #i finally have context for all those gifs #oh my goddd garth fucked him up 😭😭😂 #bro chuck is not the one being this petty #lmaoooo this episode is giving me life #oh my god the meta jokes #the grenade launcher 😭 #im living #they really finally teased jack in the last 2 seconds of the last ep #and then said fuck your story have some comic relief #but im not even mad cause this episode is actually hilarious #chuck really nerfed my boys

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So I don’t really know that much about that my blood au you created could you tell me a bit about it?

Ha hah I Hope this is Edible

So My Blood Au is just Me dumping all the cool stuff i can think of into a DP what if Vlad is Good ^For Starter MB Vlad or Vladimir Jude Masters is a Paranormal investigater/ hunter/exocist in a sense. He seemingly Perfect in People eye, Not Really on the inside as he have many problem stem from living so long and going though alots of thing that he prefer not to talk about that he hide from People , go so far as to adjust his own emotion to what he find fit to the situration making him really hard to read. (Not Jack and Danielle, those are close enough 2 peel him like an onion if they sense something off). -Vlad And Danny are not same kind of Halfa in this AU, Vlad is Two soul (Half Blue Demon Vampire Ghost, Half Human twisted together and blend into one) and Danny is Soul within soul (Going though the accident give him two identical soul that over lapped each other) -Ghost are nerf and ecto beam and ecto Base attack can harm ghost but they can't harm Physical thing in living world Unless they are infuse with Core element same with Human entering Purgatory. -The world have 5 Realm: LivingWorld, Purgatory (GhostZone), Elsewhereness, Fairy Land and Unworld. +Going with the idea that originaly Vlad is supposed to be a vampire and many ghost in the series feel like they are more supernature creature then Ghost. Living world now have many Human and other Creature living among each other , hidden in plain sight +Purgatory: Where Ghost go and heal before they move onto Elsewhereness (Heaven in this verse) or Rebirth back to the living cycle. There are many area in Purgatory that fit human decription of after life look like , this is due to collective faith and ideal of many Ghost focus with each other to created these Resting stop. Incidentally like the living world these area are also watch over by being call King and Queen of the Death (Caretaker and protector of the Death soul, a being with incredible power capable of bending reality). Most well known one are the King Dark, Prince Argon and Princess Dora of the Dark Age Zone. Queen Desire of the thousand and one night. ect.. newest King of the death is Ghost Writer (library of the forgotten) but he prefer not be refer to as king, just Ghost writer. +Elsewhereness: The final resting Places of enternal Bliss. Once the Soul is ready to let go of all earthly desire, they are send here. Not much is known about this realm or it location. When a Soul reach enlightment it will automatically know where to find it. The realm also House many god. +Fairy Land: Home to care taker of the childhood inocent and many god that work to keep the universe running. Most common creature that live here is Fairy with two side one silly colorful side that appear to children to granted what ever their heart desire. The other is the Blue fortune side that Weaved the fabric of Luck and fate. +Unworld: A Dark realm with one way in no way out. It house many dangerous creature, ancient outer god and unspeakable Evil that have been banish to through age by god and human. >the Origin Story: +Vlad and Jack are Friend from Childhood (Their Bond are really tight kinda like Sworn Brother ) unlike their canon counter part meet in college. They Hunt Ghost but in more of a Release soul from their earthly bound kind of way via the info they get from the Masters Family Grilmore. (There is one major inconvience is that You need to wait for the correct day and time to perform ritual sending ghost back to purgatory so they can Move on to Elsewhereness/heaven of this verse ) +They Meet Maddie in college (Maddie and Vlad almost alway in a total clash with each other with Maddie tech almost Hunter like way in dealing with ghost and Vlad more traditional Way of Handling them) Which end with Three of them forming the Original Ghost Trio. With Maddie accept Vlad and Jack Respect the Death ideal. And Vlad and Jack incorperate More Technology into their Asset. +Maddie point out the inconvinient of having to wait for the correct day for each ghost to send them back to Purgatory (Their room are fill with

Container for ghost), Which lead to them comming up with the idea of Making a Ghost Portal. <Note: MB Vlad is not into Romantic relationship, Platonic one Matter to him more> >The Accident: No diet soda the Accident is purely due to one miscalculation that cost Vlad life (his Head got Blash Clean off infront of Jack and Maddie) In that Split Second of His face getting disintigrating, Vlad get a Glim into UnWorld (the Realm where are Demon and evil of the four realm are banish to) and Got Latched on and Pushed Back to the living world by a Demon Vampire Ghost Both Soul are now inhabited Vlad headless lifeless body, in Which about 3 day after Vlad burial that Vlad Body got completely decontructed inside the coffin and recontructed into a body that is more fitting to host both . Vlad have a hard time remembering Who he is after kinda get rebirth and Wander the world until he Get Suck into a Natural Ghost Portal and got Flunk Back in time. >Journey of an Immortal Being: -Vlad Stuck in the Past, He recovered his memories, Going through existenal crisis, Evil phase, Evil make me feel bad, Not Evil anymore, Found out that he is immortal now, Existenal crisis part2, Acceptance, Travel the World and Start doing the what ever he like, learning old way of magic still helping ghost and other supernatural being. -Caused several Major Change to the past that Mythical Creature got un extinct. (Due to the Law of life and death this does not affect who get born or not, it just that the world got alots more races now and those used to be born human in the original timeline might get born as another races entirely) -Get Mistaken for Messiah.( Look You can't kill Vlad, He would just be gone for like 3 day then comeback) -Caused the legend of Dracula. -Vampire cult have a horrible obession with Vlad as a Whole. Look like vampire act like one, can walk in plain day light and more importantly the ability to Open a Portal to Unworld . ( Vlad don't use this ability much and can only open small one as it is very energy consuming) -Meet his own ancestor Which is the Fentonightingale that Later Splited into Fenton and Nightingale (later change to Masters) leading to revealation that Jack and Him might be very distant Related. -Bickering With Time God (Do not trust the Clock Man that work for the Eyes) -Get Caught in War far too many time. -Meet Phantom (an odd entity that is oddly clingy to him) in the Great War. -Meet Other Some of the DP ghost when they still alive -The Horrible Bar incident that reveal Phantom true nature, an evil being that wish to turn the world back to it original nature of nothiness and try to turn vlad to the his side, Kill, Seal in Rock Case covered with Sigil to prevent Phantom from escape, Chuck it into the ocean. - The Contruction of the Coffin Ghost Portal. (Havent actually went into the Purgatory caused the CCP is one Way Portal. -Forming of many Hidden town that home supernatural being. Amity Park is one of them. - And many more unseen story >Daddy Stolen Ribbone saga (MB Vlad is sterile, he want to have kid but can't.) -The Vampire cult that he have grudge with attemp to Clone or at least created a child that have Vlad Power through ritual and cult like method. Imagine Danny Clone but even more mess up . -Vlad end the life of most of them by his own hand (they are suffering, it is best to let them go) -Birth of Danielle: +Danielle Evelyn Masters or just Dani/Dee for short is the only Stable child come out of this whole odeal. She is Created From Vlad Ribone like a Twisted Eve. And like in the book it caused both of them to be very attached to each other in a Fatherly Daughterly Way. +Dee Have Vlad Ghost power and Demonic Power but No ghost form (Her default funtion as both and whether she is in ghost mode or Human mode is all Up to energy control) and no connection to Unworld there for she can't open portal to Unworld. Dual Soul nature Wind/Fire.

+She like Frog and is interested in Marine biology (which Vlad have full support over, she have a room fill with Vlad hand made frog plusie that she all named. +He raise her teach her everything he know about how to deal with supernatural being and how to Snipe Vampire from a long distant with pin point accuracy.

+An kidnapped incident with the Vampire cult latter resulted in Dee Death at the age of 12 (1999), and Vlad becoming fully Merged into one Being with Plasmius. and wipe out the entire vampire cult in a horrible Vlad the impaler way). +After wiping out the remainder of the cult, vlad go into retirement and work as a wall Painter < he work supper fast on celling painting and no one know why> >The Boy Who Fly (2 year before the start of actual MB story) -Danny Gain his power at the age of 10, his parent know. The event of Portal acivation caused the whole town to have a black out. -They move House alots for 2 year. And Jack try his best to make his family as normal as they can be after accidenly k his friend all those year ago and now half eff his own son. -They finding out amity park their new home is on accident when the RV engine die mid way through the middle of no Where (The town shown it self to those in need) -Danny hide his abiltiy. But after a gym incident. and getting Praise by his peer for it instead of scold like with the adult Danny start getting bolder using Floating power around his new friend when no adult is watching. <Vlad who is Working on the Giant Raven paiting for the School Saw this and know imediately What Danny is> -They offically meet each other on the the roof top, when Danny mom ask him to go down the store and by some bread and he decided to try to Air Frog Swim to it. They become friend and Vlad even teach Danny how to fly properly before having to leave (they visit each other alots after the revealation, and vlad is a good adult friend that Danny can talk to) (Danno forgot about the bread and return home breadless) -Jack may stop with the whole Paranormal hunter/ghost scientist job but not Maddie. She keep doing it behind his back due to danny special need in ecto base consumtion (he havent grow abit since the accident and keep getting smaller and it concerning) -Jack found out and they have a Fight. which lead to Maddie go to his Sister house. -Danny Found out about why his dad was so stressed out about ghost thing now. When looking through his parent old stuff with his new friend tucker. (Dude why does your parent have a Picture of the wall painter in thier old junk). He show the image to Vlad. -Danny Get jack to tell the story about the inccident. Dad what if i tell you that Your friend who die 18 year ago survived and is on our front door right now. Reunion, Jack feeling guilty about making them both like this. Go Get Maddie. Happy reunion of the trio. -Fenton Parent become accepting to Danny condition, Danny have a good mentor that can teach him ho to control his power And they live happy ever after for now

#Q/A #good god how do you add read more on a QA #my blood AU #Danny Phantom #danny phantom au #god this is long #hachi text

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Haikyuu!!│Boys going grocery shopping w/ you! HC’s│Ft. Bokuto, Nishinoya, Terushima, Kuroo & Kunimi

I had this late night idea and just HAD to follow through, the chaos would be O F F T H E C H A R T S. Thank you to @deathcab4daddy​ for helping me brainstorm some good characters for this post lmao I love you bby and can’t wait to do a collab. <3

E N J O Y ~ 

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

BOKUTO:

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS BOI PICKS UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD

 I FUCKING MEAN IT.

“(Y/N) we need this” 

“Bokuto we do not need a 7th jar of peanut butter.”

 “But (Y/N) it has a squirrel on the front-”

“BOKUTO I SWEAR TO GOD”

Tries to drift on the edge of the cart like something straight outta CSGO and the cart nearly obliterates under his weight.

V e r y l o u d u n e c c e s s a r i l y.

Everyone always stares at y’all when you’re going through the isles bc ur literally escorting a man-child sprawled in a shopping cart who’s going “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” at everything he sees like he’s a toddler at the zoo who’s never encountered a chimpanzee before.

Unless you have a bottomless bank account do NOT take him shopping of any kind he is LETHAL.

When you’re at the check-out he turns it into a basketball competition and tries to launch everything perfectly on to the conveyor belt.

Volleyball player? Nah this sis with the NBA now.

Do not ask him to go get something, he will return with at least 9 items you didn’t need and everything BUT the item you requested

He turned up with a whole ass pineapple, a jar of jam, a stick of butter and a bottle of olive oil.

Like,,,where is the correlation in those items???

Once made the mistake of asking him to grab some pads from the hygiene section and specified it HAD to be with wings

Boy showed up ten minutes later and looking very confuzzled.

You questioned why he has a pack of wingless pads in one hand and a can of red bull in the other.

He said it’s because they didn’t have any with wings so he figured the Redbull would suffice and do the job for you.

i-

NISHINOYA:

Can literally fit him in the little cart seat made for kids and he LOVES it lmaoooo IT’S SO CUTE MY HEART.

HE JUST SWINGS HIS LEGS EXCITABLY WHILE YOUR GETTING STUFF AAAAAAA

Ppl give you such weird looks though bc you have a guy who’s at least 14 years older than the intended demographic sitting there and raising his hands in elation over you copping a cookie dough pie and chucking it in.

Again, another who is VERY LOUD FOR NO REASON AT ALL.

Get’s out of the cart after a while bc his legs be growing numb and begins roaming around.

Someone came back with a feral Noya in hand stating “Is this your child” WNDKJWEFNWJEF.

M’AM HE’S LIKE 18 EXCUSE YOU.

Was salty about it for the rest of the day.

Just ruffle his hair and call him Senpai 

Problem solved.

Picks up tons of exotic fruit that look more like plastic or fuzzy poisonous plants and begs you to get them.

“Noya what the fuck is that.”

“...a Pitaya.”

“...”

“Can we get it-”

“no.”

“(Y/N)-”

“I SAID NO DAMMIT”

Last time you bought some strange fruit he took it to practise and got Tanaka to spike it LMAOOO

IT SPLATTERED E V E R Y W H E R E

AND OVER DAICHI’S SHIRT.

He begged you to no longer allow Noya to purchase weird fruits from then on since he is like a child with a nerf gun.

He once picked up a phat wrinkly purple fruit and turned to you asking if it was an overgrown raisin.

“Noya sweetie that’s a Date.”

HE FULLY TSK’ED AND THREW IT BACK SINCE IT REMINDED HIM OF DATE TECH I CAN’T.

My boy out here defending Asahi even in the Grocery Isles.

We stan a loyal king.

TERUSHIMA:

Another one who tries to stand on the ledge and the cart wheels almost collapse because it wasn’t designed to hold the weight of a young adult.

Oh young adult??? Sorry I mean’t MAN CHILD.

He treats a shopping experience as a time to practise his aim apparently because he ALWAYS THROWS SHIT AT YOU TO THE POINT YOU’RE THREATENED TO BE KICKED OUT.

Definitely picks up phallic looking objects and places them against his crotch, snorting and saying “Like what you see (Y/N)?”

Homeboy is stood there in front of a wife and child presenting his cucumber appendage for the world to see.

He once grabbed a pair of fat ass melons and pressed them against his chest, shaking them and belting the lyrics to ‘My Milkshake’ while begging you to SQUEEZE HIS MELONS.

“Look (Y/N) they’re bigger than yours!”

I just- 

I give up.

Constantly tries to sneak mutli-packs of energy drinks into the cart to the point you’re convinced he is going to keel over from heart failure and kidney stones by the age of 20.

Has his airpods in 90% of the time and treats the isles as his personal dance floor.

He busting them MOVES and performing the MJ moonwalk while in the dairy section.

ONCE HE SLID TOO FAST AND SLIPPED ON HIS REAR IN FRONT OF LIKE 12 PEOPLE LMAOO

He was DEAD silent the rest of the trip.

Probably the most serene shopping experience you’ve had to date.

The checkout clerks occasionally hit on Mr. Sore-Ass over here.

Until he opens his mouth and they realise he’s a total dolt and question how you have the patience for him.

You don’t know either honestly.

The whole bagging experience is spent with them shooting you sympathetic glances as if to say ‘sis you shoulda’ left him at home’.

Yes, yes you should have.

Never a dull moment with Teru as your shopping partner.

KUROO:

LITERALLY LIKE A MIDDLE-AGED MAN OR A TODDLER WHEN Y’ALL GO SHOPPING THERE IS NEVER AN EVEN MIDDLE-GROUND.

Frequently cracks lame-ass food puns or dad jokes that make you want to crawl into a hole and die.

You have competitions on who can come up with the most and the loser always faces a penalty.

Kuroo and creating penalties do NOT mix safely so you better hope you win.

“I love you a waffle lot.” 

Proceeds to hold up a wrapped waffle.

Ok that one was kinda cute you’ll let it slide.

“I ap-peach-iate you Kuroo.”

Cue HyenaLaugh.mp3

“Want a pizza me baby? Bitch peas, doughnut take me lightly.”

You changed your mind.

You didn’t talk to him the duration of that shopping experience, no penalty could be as horrifying as what just came out of his mouth.

“(Y/N)... sometimes I feel like you don’t carrot all.”

You slapped him with said carrot and obviously had to pay for it after.

You forced him to eat it raw.

He is the definition of Neutral disaster when you go shopping.

Shitty food puns aside, he is actually very responsible when making sure you both get what you need.

Not without tons of poking, prodding, and blowing into your ear while you’re trying to decide what ingredients to buy for dinner.

You contemplated serving him a plate of bubbling snot and moulded broccoli seasoned with rosemary.

Bone apple teeth, bitch.

Ofc you didn’t because he always pulls out the puppy eyes and cuddles card after since he knows he’s well and truly rattled your patience lmao.

Actually picks really healthy food options?? Being the captain of a team he has the responsibility of keeping his health in top condition and leading by example so at least he knows the right ingredients to make a bomb-ass and nutritious meal ig.

Y’all always bicker and tease each other at the checkout which is usually great amusement for the clerk serving you as they often smirk and perceive you as an old married couple.

Which tbh you kinda are, it feels like it at least.

Still such a big asshole though lmao you never leave the store without your sanity being scathed.

KUNIMI:

Honestly just wanted an excuse to make jokes at the expense of the Aoba Johsai teammates.

and what better candidate for cracking these than Kunimi.

He’s a very chill partner to have tag along with you on your endeavours.

Not without some grumbling and groaning on his part though, lazy bitch.

You always finish shopping trips with a busted lung at how much you have been laughing though with some of the SHADY ASS REMARKS HE MAKES ABOUT THE OTHER TEAM MATES.

You were outside the store when you both spotted an angry looking Doberman tied to a nearby post.

“Smh who let Kyotani outside again.”

You hadn’t even set foot in the store yet and he was already spitting flaming insults.

[Walking up to the automatic double doors]

“Damn Oikawa move out of my way.”

Oikawa just tryna live and he keeps getting roasted for his flat cheeks 

#StopOikawaAssShaming

Ten minutes of scouring the store later he picks up a spikey Kiwano and compares it to Iwaizumi’s hair.

Proceeds to beg you not to tell my boy Iwa because he KNOWS he will get decked to the gym floor.

Passers by often wonder why you’re wheezing and producing noises like a boiling kettle.

When I tell you no one is safe, I mean N O O N E.

“These Yule logs really out here looking like Matsukawa’s brows.”

The finisher was when Kunimi picked up a turnip and said 

“Huh, kinda looks like Kindaichi.”

I just-

He could roast a whole chicken in minutes from the burn of these comments I stg.

You can now never look at the Seijou team without various foods or inanimate objects plaguing your thoughts.

Thanks, Kunimi.

#hq #haikyuu #kuroo tetsurō #nishinoya yuu #bokuto kotaro #terushima yūji #karasuno #johzenji #nekoma #fukurodani #haikyuu headcanons #hq headcanons #haikyuu x reader #aoba johsai #kunimi akira #seijou #seijoh

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Finally home from work and ready to fuckin GO!

Alright guys. I’m ready for this week’s installment of how thinly veiled can the subtext be until its actually just text. WOOHOO!

ooooo whoever called it with the grigori sword in the shaving thing video fuckin HAD IT

HOomeboy is SWEATY

Man, all I can think of is the episode Dean hustles those frat boys in pool after flirting with the bartender

DAMN

CAS MY BABY ON SCREEN

LOL at that note

Dean’s just butthurt Cas isn’t blowing his phone up like that

HAHAHAHA “Well, you know if you changed your diet...”

Wait. Dean left his phone? Weird.

AGENT LIZZO MY BABY

BABY BOY JACK OH MY GOODNESS

of course dean smiles all sweet at the brunette, blue eyed waitress.

@verobatto-angelxhunter all I can think about is that pink apron and how pink is happiness

Pooe Baby with a flat tire

God the look on Cas’s face when he sees Jack. heart breaking

JACK NOOOOOOOO

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Alright, since I’m not watching live, i’m not gonna reblog every one of these, so this shit is about to be long af

I was NOT prepared for Jack to be in this episode. And its heart breaking that poor Cas has to go through this with his husband so far away. Bless.

Green and Red pool tables. Interesting.

STRONG ANGEL

JACK aljghakjfha;skjdfhlaksblakjsdf IVE MISSED YOU

God Dean BE MORE OBVIOUS

GOD SEND LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Dad’s fave, huh? Don’t like that. Anything related to John just makes me nervous

Dean playing pool is my kink

Bull Riding, huh?

KING

Homeboy does NOT look good

Fucking CANCER. UGH. My HEART. You know Dean’s about to let him win a little

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This is such an interesting episode. I’m getting Patrick the Hot Witch vibes like MAD. very neat. I love this show. I am trash.

SAM WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO DO

UPSIDE DOWN BADGE YES

Man, she ran off real quick when they asked if she was trapped

OHHHH FOOOOORTUUUUUUUNAAAAAAA

Pax is soooooo pretty

I JUST WANT TO HEAR JACK SPEAK I MISS HIM

stone cold bitch huh?

God, SUCH a Patrick witch vibe. Sam putting himself out there to save Dean essentially. ugh.

JACK YES KILL THE ASSHOLES FUCK UP THAT SUBTEXTUAL PEDOPHILE I LOVE YOU

CAS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS MY KING

I’m not ready for this reunion. NOOOOOOO

HE DROPPED THE BLADE UHG SO SOFT hs;djfa;sdjf;ad

I AM SO FUCJING HAPPY CAS GOT HIS SON BACK

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Guys. That Jack/Cas reunion. soft as all fuck. 

Alright so Sam playing pool is apprently also my kink.

Well fuck, are they about to get fucking fortuna on their side? I’m ready

And there we go, explains that shit with the greek/roman/pagan pantheons in this universe. Love it.

HE LEARNED FROM HIS BROTHER AHHHHHH

Stuff of heroes, huh?

I’m really loving the emphasis on if vs when these last few episodes. Need to rewatch. I’m sure there is a meta in there somewhere

God I fucking LOVE HER

All my wlw lizard brain can come up with is topmetopmetopmetopmetopme

DONT PLAY HIS GAME. MAKE HIM PLAY YOURS OHHHH FUUUUUUCK

Thats been the theme though hasn’t it? Hes the writer, but they decided to break the script. go against what he had written and exercise the extent of their free will. And the issue this seasons has been that everytime they try and break away from what chuck is writing, he comes back and fucks it up. GOd, this season you guys. I can’t hadnle it.

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Alright, SO. this is so promising. Fortuna gave the boys enough luck to essentially negate the nerfing of powers chuck set on them. no longer normal, back to hero status. Getting ready for the final show down. so beautiful

AHHHHHHHH IM NOT READY

HELLO HE SAYS I MA FUCKING UGLY SOBBING RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS.

also FUCK off Dean with that “you let him”

CALLED IT BITCHES. JACK GONNA RULE THE WORLD

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SOOOOO this shit was amazing. The look on Cas’s face every single scene involving Jack. Dean putting his hand on Jack’s face, searching for SOMETHING, looking at Cas Like That. God. This is amazing. Someone talk tome about this episode. I don’t know how to feel about literally anything right now.

#15x11 spoilers #spn spoilers

[makeste]

I 100% agree with your assessment on the Overhaul arc in bnha. Started series when that was the most recent arc and completely lost interest in the series halfway through. Trying to get started again, though. What would you change about the arc as a whole?

first off, anon, I hope I haven’t inadvertently spoiled anything! you said you’re trying to get back into it now, so just a heads up that this post is also going to contain spoilers for the end of the arc, though that’s probably obvious lol.

also, now that I’m a dozen chapters past it, I’m very happy to say things are moving along smoothly again and it reminds me of the “old” BnHA. all of the little things I missed so much are back. so it does get better! I’m really pushing to get fully caught up with the manga myself now.

so now! regarding this question, there are really two ways I could answer. because truthfully, the most honest answer I could give to “what would you change about this arc?” is “I wouldn’t have had it in the first place” lol. but that’s just me. even if I took out all of the stuff that annoyed me, even if it was more cleanly executed, this arc was just never going to be one of my favorites. it explores some themes that are important, but aren’t really connected to the things I enjoy the most about the series. the focus is too narrow at the expense of a lot of my faves who got excluded. and the tone is just too dark. which isn’t to say I don’t enjoy angst or when Shit Gets Real, but, how to put this… it has more of a DC vibe than a Marvel one to me. it’s more Dark Knight than Infinity War. and that’s just not quite my taste. so yeah, if we’re talking full control over the manga, I would probably have gutted the entire thing and chucked it completely and done something else. not sure what, but it would have been really different.

but since that answer is kind of a cop-out, here are some of the things I would change if I had to leave the main framework of the arc in place, but was allowed to make smaller changes here and there.

speed up/condense some of the stuff that happens after they encounter Eri and prior to the rescue op. it felt like it took way too long to get to the action. we met Eri in chapter 129 and they didn’t commence the rescue until 9 chapters later. some of the stuff that happens in between is important – especially the All Might stuff and the reveal about Nighteye’s premonition – but Kiri’s fight went on longer than necessary, and then there was no need for them all to meet up, start to plan Eri’s rescue, break off to gather more information, meet up again a few days later, and then finally start the raid. that was too much

I would put Kiri’s flashback in his first fight (the one against knifey stabby man). despite me having just said that the fight went on for too long, lol. but this would be a good way to break it up to make it more interesting. and then I could…

put Ochako and Tsuyu back in the arc and give one of them (or both of them – tag team) Kiri’s second fight instead. if their quirks don’t match up as well against Shield Monk and Chance the Rappa then just change those later two’s quirks to something more interesting. their original quirks were pretty boring anyway

put Ryuukyuu in the arc too bc obviously the girls should be accompanied by a grown-up just like the boys were. that part made sense

speed up Tamaki’s fight (like, don’t even bother trying to make it a challenge. just let Tamaki have his time to shine and kick their asses with no trouble), and have Fat Gum stay with him (just toss in an extra bad guy for him to fight) and speed up the Hot Gum reveal. and then just have the two of them get cut off from the others afterward

and I’m not sure what, but have Aizawa actually do something. as opposed to nothing. which is what he pretty much ended up doing

(ETA: I forgot to account for Kirishima during the raid! so now what I’m thinking is that he ends up making it to the final battle along with Aizawa, Nighteye, and Deku, but ends up being plot abducted along with Aizawa. because that’s a very interesting combination to me, and having to look out for his student might be a good way to nerf Aizawa a bit while still letting him actually fight. then maybe Kirishima gets injured much like what happened with him and Fat Gum. and then Aizawa steps back in to beat whoever it is they’re fighting. because it’s probably someone with a more cinematic quirk than Chrono tbh. anyway. so yeah, bonus Dadzawa feels. eventually he will come to realize that all of his kids are, in fact, problem children.)

actually, you know what, since most of my changes would just be little tweaks to the way things play out once the raid starts, I’ll just write up my version of a chapter-by-chapter outline instead

delete most of chapter 138 and have them get to the basement by the end of that chapter

139, Tamaki and FG stay behind to fight. Tamaki has his flashback and kicks some ass

140, we finish up the fight, with FG’s part of it. but the two of them find their forward progress blocked off by Irinaka. the chapter then ends with the ladies staring down another group of villains

141, a quick flashback shows how Irinaka separated Tsu, Ocha, and Ryuukyuu from the rest. Ryuu takes on the stronger villain (dragon time bitches) while the girls tag team a second bad guy. I have no idea how this would go, and it would take more time and effort and planning on my part than I currently am willing to devote since it’s a hypothetical scenario. but I have no doubt it could be very badass. we’ll give this fight two chapters, maybe, so we can have flashbacks and some more in-depth action. so that’s 141 and 142

143, we get League of Villains antics and flashbacks

144, the conclusion of that, and they take down Irinaka

145 and 146, Mirio vs Overhaul, with the others catching up at the end of 146

147, Aizawa (ETA: and Kirishima) get plot abducted and have their own little fight scene. Nighteye gets impaled trying to help the others escape. make that a bigger moment and show a bit more of his fighting beforehand, and make that the cliffhanger. since I’ve now added Kirishima to the mix, this may possibly take up an extra chapter

148, Deku turns back, activates 20% OFA, and fights Overhaul for a little bit but doesn’t do too well. Eri comes back and offers herself in exchange for the others’ safety. the ladies come barging in to turn the tide, having smashed their way through the labyrinth

149, Deku and Eri vs Overhaul part 1. first half of Overhaul’s flashback. establish his backstory and his plan and the boss’s objections. end with 100% OFA

150, Deku and Eri vs Overhaul part 2. second half of Overhaul’s flashback. show him using his quirk to fuck up the boss. (or at least, show enough to make it clear beyond a doubt that that’s what happened. you had no problem showing what happened to Eri and making that abundantly clear beyond what was necessary.) show him afterwards talking about the boss’s sudden decline in health, and how he’ll be taking charge until he’s healthy. show him monologuing about how this is all for the good of the family and one day the boss will be able to understand that too. “I’m grateful to you, old man. so until then, just sleep.” Deku and Eri take him out; chapter ends with the KO punch

151, the aftermath. basically what we got in 159

152, grand theft auto

153, Nighteye feels

bam. end of arc

so that’s more or less it. if we also speed up the pre-rescue stuff, I think this arc could easily be at least 10 chapters shorter. they can cut most of the villain flashbacks, too, since we don’t really need those. we got along just fine without villain flashbacks for the most part before this arc; only Tomura and Stain had them, and we managed perfectly well. also, give them more interesting designs, seriously. having them all try to stick to a theme/uniform with only slight variations was really dull, and there were moments when I genuinely lost track of who was who. none of the heroes look alike even though they’re all on the same team. it’s fine lol

anyways, so that’s my answer, I guess! thank you for the ask!

#bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #makeste reads bnha #anon asks

[freakin-edikan]

More Unpopular Smash Onions

I have a lot of Smash Onions and here are most of them in one post. Be warned it’s long and stupid

Bayonetta Should Not Have Been in Smash Ever

The whole point of Bayonetta is that she whips out these crazy combos and super strong witch tricks to defeat her opponents. The only problem is...barely anyone else can do that because they’re not supposed to because it’s Smash Bros and not Street Fighter. There was no way to nerf Bayonetta without ruining her, and there was no way to keep the Bayonetta feel and style without her dominating the game.

Cloud Should Not Have Been in Smash Ever

He was too fast, he was too strong, he had a projectile. Sakurai specifically said he knew Ike had exactly these stats when Ike was added to Brawl in 2008. He intentionally left them out so as to not let Ike become too strong. But years later, Cloud strutted into Super Smash Bros. for Wii U/3DS with these same attributes anyway. He’s a lot more tame now, but how many Peaches had to die?

The Zelda Characters Got the Short End of the Stick

A game with 30 years of history does not deserve to be represented by three Links, two Zeldas, and one Ganondorf. It’s clear that the development team was banking on the games sticking to its Ocarina formula, which is why they tried so hard to keep all the designs from one game and didn’t introduce anyone who wasn’t a Triforce bearer. By the time they finally stumbled on the idea of giving characters designs from different games, they had run out of space for any newcomers specific to particular games in the series, and the potential for new characters had run out.

I’m aware that Zelda isn’t as popular in Japan as it is in the United States; however, seeing how big Super Smash Bros. and its audience is, I think its representation could be a little better than that.

Zelda Got the Short End of the Stick

You mean to tell me it took 17 years for someone to look at that trainwreck of a moveset and finally do something about it? Y’all ugly.

There Doesn’t Need to be 15,897 Marths

If the devs over at Sora Ltd. played their cards right, our Fire Emblem lineup could have consisted of a balance of characters and assist trophies that could show off the most prominent aspects of the series. My idea is this:

Characters

Marth

Ike

Lyn

Robin

Assist Trophies

A Manakete (from any game)

A Pegasus Knight + Triangle Attack (any game but preferably the ones who made it famous—so Palla, Catria, and Est.)

A main villain (person, any game)

A main villain (monster, any game)

Ephraim?

Micaiah.

...and some cute lil spirits/stickers/trophies with some lore or references or something. If you ask me, we got the characters we got because of poor planning. I might not know the ins and outs of the process, but that’s what it looks like to me.

I Am Singling Out Corrin Specifically

This pick feels like an impulse because of the fact that FE14 was new, but besides that, I (a salty Peach main and Bandana Dee fan) first thought the character was busted. Never before had we a character with such ridiculous range—I thought Shulk’s energy sword Sunday was pushing it. It looks like Corrin set a precedent, though, because tall, adult characters who can reach across the entire stage seem to be the norm nowadays.

The Mario Characters are Out of Character

I think it’s telling when you can’t convey the character of Mario properly. Mario in Smash rather quickly moved away from his friendly everyman balancedness to a very aggressive, very angery Man who apparently just beats the living daylights out of people as the Smash Ultimate music blares in the background. Mario in his games is so much more friendly, eccentric, comical, fun. Smash Mario is way too serious; he doesn’t even smile in his renders anymore. I know, it’s a fighting game; you have to be serious to some extent. I just find this a little odd considering, um...

Peach was pretty similar when she first came to Melee. But when Brawl came around, her headbutt was replaced with hearts, her explosions with hearts, her diplomatic walk with a ditzy skip—it’s all incredibly suspicious. I talked about this before, but I think Smash makes Peach look dumb. I feel like it tries too hard to appeal to the girl who couldn’t pick any of the boy characters because they were icky so she picked the prettiest, girliest girl and that’s Peach. Her character feels like it’s making a mockery of her. (I mean, who remembers the tea time? I remember the tea time.) Nearly all of the nuance in Peach’s character is gone; I like the Toads and it feels like she’s commanding an army, but she herself with the rainbows and the hearts...I don’t know. It makes me. Uncomfortable. Peach has displayed far more competence before; she’s a very intelligent individual, but in Smash it’s not showing.

If I thought Peach was bad, imagine how I feel about Daisy! They barely changed a couple of animations and visuals but no attributes. It feels cheap and lazy and even though she’s an echo fighter, other “clones” had at least a little more thought put into them. And no “Hi, I’m Daisy”??? Preposterous. I think it goes to show that you really can’t make a clone of Peach because her moveset is too unique, and tinkering with it makes it fall apart. I think this was a bad call.

Bowser Jr. seems fine. He’s just a kid with some toys and it shows. Bowser...can at least walk straight, nowadays. But...

Luigi Baby I’m So Sorry That a Ugly Ass Bitch Would Even Do That

So when Smash 64 came out in 1999, Luigi had had his own voice for 3 years. Smash had decided to take Mario’s voice clips and pitch them up instead. This didn’t change until Brawl.

Luigi is Mario’s taller, slippery-er, eccentric younger brother, and Smash played the eccentric up to 11. (I mean, who remembers the Negative Zone? I remember the Negative Zone.) The hip bumps? And the weird dances? And the being able to fall over and be so round that he can just roll back up? I’ve never seen him do that anywhere but Smash. I don’t know who that is with the green hat in Smash. But it’s not Luigi.

The great thing is that he plays like Luigi! But he sure doesn’t act like it. And neither does Mario. And Mario and Luigi don’t play off each other at all, either. They’re so awkward to put together in this game; it’s like an attack on the sibling family unit.

We Don’t Stan Rosalina

We don’t stan her

“We Made Up Lore About EarthBound Hoping No One Would Notice Also We Really Like Pollyanna and the First Eight Melodies and We Exclusively Reference Mother 1 But We Still Won’t Put Ninten in This Game”

Ness is supposed to have defensive and support PSI because he has the highest physical offensive stats—and the lowest IQ—in EarthBound. He can’t use PK Starstorm, or PK Fire, or PK Thunder. He can use PSI Shield and Brainshock and Paralysis and um, PSI Rockin, and though I don’t mind using Ness and Lucas as they are now, I still can’t help but notice how inaccuracy-laden all the EarthBound references were, and that a moveset focused around trapping an opponent to go in for the beat down intrigues me.

Listen, no one else in this game has made-up lore about how their friends taught them certain moves after the end of their game, and how they channeled their big finisher into smaller bursts of energy while taking on the friend’s (much weaker!) signature move as their Final Smash. You could probably explain the magic Zelda uses as they come in crystals anyone could theoretically use, but the framing that they use for Ness and Lucas? It’s pretty silly.

Okay, about Ninten...he doesn’t have to be in Smash. But what’s the point of saying “Mother (Series)” and then making this weird conglomerate of ideas that doesn’t actually get the point across? All three games communicate very different ideas, but hardly any of what’s in Smash portrays any of it very well.

Where’s Bandana Dee

Where is he

Realistic Guns

Joker is about to enter this game with a literal fucking glock and I’m not okay

Final Smashes is the Same

It’s either a Mega Laser, a Giant Stage Hazard, a I’m Gonna Just Ram Into You Like Nobody’s Business, or a Barage of Attacks With One Final Hit. For all the crap I give Peach’s Final Smash, at least it’s different. Oh, there’s a new kind now: the We Stole Snake’s After We Thought He Was Never Coming Back And Oh God He’s Here. Oh No He’s Back. He’s Angry Oh N-

Kirby and Jigglypuff

They haven’t been great for years! I want them back to being good again.

Okay so Jigglypuff was OD’ing in Melee. But insta-death shield break just doesn’t tell me you care about them!

Speaking of Caring About Kirby

I see y’all only putting Kirby’s Adventure and Kirby Super Star content in your game. Look, whoever made Kirby 64 and friends disappeared the same year Sakurai left HAL Laboratory. The new Kirby games acknowledge all of Kirby’s history, and they take many cues from Smash. Smash is a big game, but the least it could do was reciprocate some of that.

The Music Selection is Underwhelming Me So Far

And it’s not the sheer number; I think that’s incredible. My problem is many of the songs are remixes with multiple versions. There are multiple versions of Light Plane from Pilotwings, multiple versions of Magicant, multiple Ballads of the Goddess, a billion Mario Main Themes. There are so many different musicians arranging for these games; are they all sitting there thinking “I’ll do you one better!!” making the same songs again? Some series have one song being remixed over and over while the rest of the soundtrack is just ripped from the original and chucked into the game. Other songs are just weak, which I expect, but they’re just so...mild.

The original music in Smash Ultimate I think is also pretty weak. It’s the same problem Brawl ran into and the only difference is the Ultimate themes are better orchestrated. The arrangement became stale to me and I think it’s because the game is so big that it couldn’t tie itself together as neatly as Smash 64 could (although only one, maybe two people worked on Smash 64’s music).

Stage Hazards

I don’t remember if it’s possible to turn them off but I am tired of the goddamn Flying Man.

So I think that’s about it. Thanks for reading and on the off chance that someone responds to it, you don’t have to go through the entire thing just to pick it apart bit by bit, I don’t want anyone to have to slog through that unless they want to, I guess. Happy New Year!

#smash ultimate #thinking about video games

[thebeautysurrounds]

Future Family.

Genre: fluff / scenario

Christian Yu

(AMBW)

Word Count: 1,824

Request: Hey! could you do a scenario where christian yu x reader have to babysit a baby and the reader falls more in love with him? Please? Also i love your stories!

You and Christian were having a lazy day you finally convinced him to take a break from editing his new projects to just take a day off so you guys were cuddled on the  couch watching a movie but you weren’t paying much attention since Christian was rubbing your sides slowly making you fall asleep you were Just about to fall deeper in sleep when your phone rang making you groan and turn over burying your face in Christian chest “get iitttt” he laughed shaking your side and you wined but turned around grabbing you’re phone off the coffee table looking at the caller I.D seeing it was your friend from work “hey Mina whats up”? you asked answering the Phone “oh thank god you picked up, it seems like no one knows how to answer the damn phone these days” she ranted “okay okay chill, what’s going on”? you asked “Steven and I have been planning this anniversary dinner for months and the babysitter cancelled on us and…..” before she could finish you finish her sentence “and you need someone to babysit Kyle”? You said chucking “yes I’d hate to burden you but can you do it you can even bring Christian if you want I’m sure Kyle would love him” she stated “Mina, Mina calm down I would love to babysit Kyle I haven’t seen him in so long and I know how long you and Steven have been wanting to go out so I can babysit tonight don’t worry, what time should I be there?” you asked and she let out a huge breath “oh god thank you so so much __ can you be here around eight”?  Mina asked and you looked at the clock on the wall to see it was around six already. “Yeah eight is good I’ll see you soon” you said “thank you again __ I really owe you one” Mina said before hanging up.

You turned around to Christian and he was smiling up at you “what was that all about”? he asked  and you shook your head sitting you’re phone back down on the coffee table. “A friend of mine needs me to babysit for her tonight, did you want to come? you could keep me company” you asked and he nodded his head “sure I’d love to come”  he said and you smiled while leaning in to give him a quick peck on the lips “then you better get changed” you said to him while getting up to put on some other clothes Christian soon following behind. You decided to wear some blue skinny jeans a band tee and white vans deciding to let you’re hair flow free but tying a bandana around the front of you’re hair. Christian decided on shorts a grey shirt and black vans. “You look cute” you said while smacking him stomach playfully and he just smiled shaking his head “you ready to go”? he asked you and you nodded “yep just let me grab my phone after you grabbed you’re phone and you’re bag you and Christian were off.

During the car ride it was a comfortable silence Christian’s playlist quietly playing music you looked up at him one hand on the steering wheel and the other on your knee "you nervous”? you asked him and he looked at you and gave you a confused look before turning back to the road “nervous about what”? he asked “babysitting” you stated and he just shook his head “No I love kids and they tend to love me a lot of people I work with sometimes bring their kids on set and when we have downtime we play around and I show them some how I direct so I would say i’m good for tonight” he said and you just smiled intertwining you’re hand with his and giving his hand a kiss.  Once you finally got to Mina’s house you and Christian got out of the car and went up to the door before you could even knock the door opened to reveal Kyle “__” he yelled while jumping into you’re arms “Kyle look at you you’re almost as tall as me” you joked and he just giggled he was the cutest four year old you had ever seen “Kyle this is my boyfriend Christian can you say hi”? you asked him and Kyle gave a small wave before turning away and giggling he was so sweet but he was shy when it came to knew people “Now where’s mommy”? you asked him sitting him down and he immediately took off towards the kitchen you following closely behind him.

Mina was standing in the kitchen with a skintight red dress black heels and her hair was in a fishtail braid to the side “well well well someones looking to have a good time tonight” you joked and she looked up smiling “uh stop” she said smiling and coming over to give you a hug. “No really you look amazing” you said as you pulled out of the hug “thank you” she said “okay well we are gonna be back kinda late I wrote down the number to the restaurant and hotel there is a list of things Kyle might want to eat you already know what he’s allergic to so I think you guys have it from here” she finished handing you the list and grabbing her purse “don’t worry we have everything covered go have fun” you said smiling and she gave you a smile before going over to the table and giving Kyle a kiss on the forehead and telling him to be good you peeked you’re head into the living room to see Christian talking to Mina’s husband before he gave him dabs(the hand shake not the dance move) and waving Mina and him off soon he was walking into the Kitchen and giving you a smile “and so the night begins” he said wrapping his hands around your waist and resting his chin on you’re shoulder. You just smiled “maybe he wants to play a game or something you could play  with him while I cook dinner”? you suggest and Christian shook his head okay is all he said giving you a kiss on your cheek you went over to the fridge and took out the Chicken and other stuff to make a quick dinner.

You were just finishing up dinner and putting things onto plates when you felt to plastic objects hit you you turn around to see Christian and Kyle laughing with Nerf guns in their hand “what are you guys doing” you turned to them laughing “were having a nerf gun fight” Christina said laughing and you just shook you’re head laughing “okay ninja assassins dinner is ready so come eat” you placed the plates on the table and everyone sat down and started to dig in all throughout dinner Christian and Kyle joked and it made you smile he was really great with kids it made you envision how you’re life would be like with Christian when you guys have kids you guys had only been together for three years and yeah you talked about kids briefly but its never been a full conversation. You thought to yourself that he would be a great dad you were pulled out of you’re thoughts by Kyle calling your name “I’m sorry sweetie what did you say”? you asked him “can I watch a movie after dinner”? “of course just go and put you’re pajamas on and I’ll put it on for you” as soon as you said that he took off upstairs you laughed while grabbing his plate and placing it in the sink with the other dishes. Christian soon following behind you and as you washed the dishes you handed them to him to dry “do you think our life would be like this when we have kids?  he asked and the question took you off guard so you looked up at him surprised "how do you mean”? you asked and he just smiled “like this quiet peaceful you know”? and you just shook you’re head cause you were in shock you weren’t sure if he meant as you two having kids or life in general and you really hoped it was the latter.

After washing the dishes and helping Christian straighten up the Kitchen you were all in the living room watching Kyle’s favorite movie Monster Inc you and Christian were cuddled on one couch and Kyle was on the other cuddling with his elephant stuffed animal you looked up at Christian and he raised and eyebrow “you okay?”  he asked and you nodded your head “what did you mean about the kids thing earlier, you wanna have kids”? you asked him and he propped his head up on his hand. “Yes I want kids and I meant could you see our lives with kids you would be a great mom and could you picture our kids they would be such rabble-rousers” he said and you laughed covering your mouth when you looked up to see Kyle was fast asleep “I’m serious our daughter would look just like you she would have your brown skin your dark brown eyes and her hair would be curly just like yours oh god I’m gonna have to beat the boys off with a stick cause if she looks like her mother she’s gonna be gorgeous” You laughed and slapped his shoulder playfully “stop it” you say to him “I’m being  serious and our son he’s gonna take after his dad he’ll be a total trouble maker he’s gonna have dark brown eyes like you though but he’ll have my nose and my cheeks and you’re gonna be very protective of him you’re gonna have to beat the girls off with a stick” he joked and you both burst out laughing “But seriously when we do decide to have kids of our own I think we would make great parents” he said leaning down to give you a kiss and you smiled into it when you pulled away you couldn’t help the smile that was on you’re face.

You looked over at Kyle and he was fast asleep “we should probably put him in bed” you said and Christian nodded getting up he picked Kyle up and Kyle immediately wrapped his hands around Christian’s neck laying his head on his shoulder you followed closely behind the two with Kyle’s stuffed animal you turned around the little reflecting light in his room and pulled back the covers so Christian could set Kyle down you both made him comfortable tucking him in it was in this moment you fell even more in love with this man he was everything you always wanted and the fact that he made it clear he wanted to build a life with you made it that much better.

Thank you so much for the request I truly appreciate it and it means a lot to me that you like my stories I’m so sorry I’m posting this so late things got unexpectedly busy but I really hope you enjoy this story. P.S I apologize for any spelling or grammatical errors I will fix any if they are brought to my attention 

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[wishfulfanficing]

After Ben

-6-

Come here, kiddo… come here, Ben. It’s ok, take my hand… I won’t let you fall. Come here. Let’s go home.

His father’s touch on his naked cheek. The hum of the lightsaber. The fall.

Han’s flickering life force, dimming and dimming and extinguishing with a puff of black, thick smoke.  

Ben… Ben…

Kylo Ran shot straight up in bed, his father’s voice still echoing in his ears. His chamber was completely dark and his blankets corse; despite the cold, he felt beads of sweat drip from his temple down his cheek and slip under his chin.

“Fuck,” he swore aloud, his voice scratchy and his mouth dry. “Fuck.” —

“HAN.”

The tone of Leia’s voice woke him up right away and he pulled himself up to meet her eye level. “Sweetheart… nightmare?”

Leia shook her head. “No… something else.”

He lifted his hand up to cup her cheek and she leaned into his touch. “What is it?” he asked gently.

“I don’t know… I’m not sure.”

Han breathed in and exhaled slowly. He was used to the nightmares and the panic attacks, but as he looked at his wife he could tell this was neither one. Her arms flew gingerly around his waist and he tightened his grip on her. “Do you think it could be…”

His sentence trailed off, but Leia knew. “Ben.”

Han nodded. “We were just in his room…”

It was Leia’s turn to nod; she bit her lip and swallowed hard. She often reached out to her son through the Force, but she had never done it with Han - and she’d never felt Ben reach back.

“Let’s get you outta here, huh?” he muttered to her. She snuggled a little closer to his chest and nodded. Han smiled into her hair and shifted to pick her up.

“Han, no…” she whispered.

He stopped dead and looked at her, eyes full of concern. “You ok? What’s wrong?”

She looked up at him and shook her head. “No… you’re hurt… I don’t wanna…”

Han smirked and pressed a kiss to her forehead. “I’m ok, Princess… Let me carry you.” Leia’s face scrunched up in an unconvinced look. “And if it starts to hurt, I’ll put you right down. Deal?”

Leia smiled and reached her hand out for his. “Ok, hotshot. Deal.” She squirmed and settled into his hold as he lifted

“Ooofff… this is a little harder than I remember,” he joked.

“It’s cuz of your massive injury, right?” She positioned her elbow right above his bandage and scrunched her nose again, anticipating his answer.

“Sure, sweetheart… exactly.” He grinned and kissed the bridge of her nose. “But seriously: I’m just injured, not dead.”

“And thank God.”

— Rey stirred her tea, creating tiny whirlpools then letting go of the spoon; she chewed on her lip as she watched it swirl around and around, listening to the clink of the metal against the ceramic. She was so lost in thought that she didn’t hear Han and Leia come down the stairs.

“We made it, sweetheart,” Han puffed exaggeratedly as he set Leia down on the kitchen floor, then headed straight for the couch in the nook.

“My hero.” Leia rolled her eyes, then walked tower to Han to kiss him on the cheek. “Hi baby,” she smiled at Rey.

Rey smiled back weakly. “Hey. What are you doing down here?”

“It’s our house, kid,” Han quipped.

“I can’t sleep, so I came down here for a change of scenery. And this nerfherder followed me here,” she winked with a gesture toward her husband.

“Yeah, whatever, Your Worship…” He leaned in for a kiss and she obliged him with a smile, settling down next to him.

“You ok, honey?” Leia asked as she reached over and tucked Rey’s hair behind her ear.

Rey smiled at Leia’s motherly touch. “Yeah, I’m ok… it’s just… oh my god.”

Leia’s head snapped around to see Finn standing at the top of the stairs in nothing but his plaid boxer shorts. “Dammit, kid, put some clothes on,” Han yelled.

Leia laughed, “It’s cold, Finn, honey, where’s your robe?”

Finn blushed and fidgeted with his hands, trying to cover himself as much as he could. “I’m sorry… I thought you were all in bed… I got thirsty… I’m sorry… shit I’m sorry…”

“It’s ok, baby, why don’t you go get your robe and come down here,” Leia said pointedly.  “I’ll pour you some water while you’re at it.”

Finn nodded and turned around to head back down the upstairs hallway. “Walk, Finn, WALK!” Han called after him, then turned back to the women seated around the table. “He needs to walk… things are bouncing,” he explained.

Leia chucked as she reached for the water glass. “Yes, dear… you want water, Rey?”

“Yes please,” Rey piped up.

“How about some for your charming husband who carried you all the way down here?” Han teased.

“Of course, Captain Solo,” Leia winked. “Ice or no ice?” she asked Rey.

“No ice.” Rey pushed her tea mug away from her and sunk back in the couch. She looked at Han, who was looking at Leia and smiling absentmindedly. Leia looked back at him with a grin as she poured water into two glasses. Rey sighed contentedly and felt the calmness fill her lungs. Han noticed and winked at her, making Rey’s smile wider.  

“No ice for you,” Leia set the glass down in front of Rey with a warm smile. “And ice, for he who herds the nerfs.”

“Thanks, beautiful.” Leia bent down and Han kissed her cheek. “I love you.”

“I love you too, darling.” She ran her hands through his sandy grey hair and grinned.

“Oh look, Mr. Big Deal is back.” Han gestured to Finn, now fully clothed in his plaid pajamas and alliance t-shirt. “And he brought his other half!” Finn blushed agin as Poe, in a tank top and old pilot pants, tucked his head on Finn’s shoulder.

“It’s like a whole party down here,” Poe smirked. “What’s the occasion?”

“Nobody can sleep,” Rey muttered, scooting closer to Han to make room for the boys. Leia poured two more glasses and set them down in front of the couple, then snuggled in to Han’s lap, causing him to groan and grin.

“You know what would really make this a party…” Han trailed off, placing a kiss on Leia’s shoulder. “We got any Cornellian whiskey, sweetheart?”

Leia shook her head. “No, but we can get some… then it’d really be a party.”

Han nodded. “Time for the Little Fuckers to make themselves useful… Finn you’re the most clothed… ironically”

Finn jumped up excitedly. “Yes! I’ve never had any Corellian whiskey and I’ve always wanted to try it.”

“Oh, kiddo… remember this night. Your life is about to change.” Han’s smile got even bigger. “Go to the market on the corner of Brattle and Maas, they don't check ID there."

"HAN." Leia turned to give Han a death stare, which he met with an exaggerated scowl.

"Don't worry," Finn said. "I know EXACTLY where that is."

“Take Rey with you,” Leia insisted. “That way if one of you gets into trouble…”

“…the other one can be a witness.” Han winked at Rey, then turned to his wife. “Are you satisfied with their security detail, your Highnessness.”

Leia let out an exasperated breath. “Fine. Send them out… into the night… cold…”

Rey laughed and kissed Leia’s head as she stood up. “Don’t worry. I’ll keep him out of trouble.”

“Will you leave before the whiskey goes bad?” Han pleaded, handing Rey a fistful of credits. The duo nodded and made a b-line for the front door.

Leia laughed. “That’d better be some damn fine whiskey.”

“Sweetheart…” Han’s hand shot to his heart as he feigned offense. “It’s Corellian.”

“Of course it is.” She stood up and traced her husband’s jawline with her fingers, settling on his cheek and placing a kiss to his forehead. “Fine whiskey like this needs fine goblets, not this crude matter.” She reluctantly stood up and reached for her slippers underneath the table. “I’ll go down to the storage unit and grab our wedding goblets.”

“Yes! Great idea. Those are so fucking fancy,” Han said excitedly.

“And they’re actually from Corellia,” Leia smiled. “I’ll be right back.”

Han watched Leia shuffle to the door in the kitchen that led to their storage unit. “That’s my wife,” he said proudly, partially to Poe and partially to himself.

Poe grinned. “Damn right.” The men sat for a moment, sipping their water in comfortable silence. “Actually, I’m kinda glad we came down here. I couldn’t sleep either.”

Han tapped his fingers against his glass. “Yeah? How come?”

Poe shrugged. “I’ve just been thinking about my dad… it’s coming up to the anniversary of when he died and that’s kinda… well, you know.”

Han nodded. “I know, kiddo. That’s rough, I’m sorry.”

“Thanks.” Poe’s gaze moved to his glass. “It’s hard for me to talk about.”

“I bet,” Han said, “but with these kinds of things, talking about them… it can help a little.”

Poe nodded and rubbed the stubble on the side of his face. “I guess…”

“Leia said something interesting to me.” Han groaned as he adjusted the pillows underneath his back to sit up better. “She said, to call it out is to name is it, to name it is to control it, and to control it is to take away its power.” He paused and shrugged. “Maybe it’s one of those Jedi things, I don’t know, I always thought it was kinda…”

“Kinda what?”

“Not stupid, but you know… it worked for her but it wasn’t my style. But after everything that happened with Ben, when I was in the med center, I kind of understand now.”

Poe tilted his head to the side. “What do you mean?”

“I don’t know… when I think about it, it’s overwhelming, like it’s happening to me all over again. But when I tell the story, it feels different. I dunno, probably some sort of control think that those psychologists are always going on about. But kiddo… it works.”

“Its ok… I mean, at least I had my dad.” Han looked at him quizzically; Poe continued. “I feel kinda bad, you know, like you never even knew your parents, and Finn…” He trailed off.

“Nah, it’s ok, I get it, it sucks.” Han smiled softly. “Have you talked to Finn about this? I’m sure if he knew…”

“I can’t… He was literally ripped from his family, he doesn’t wanna hear about me missing mine.”

“Eh, he loves you, Poe, and he’d wanna know so he can support you.”  

“I see what you’re saying.” Poe shifted his posture in the couch and brought one leg to rest underneath himself. “But like… I feel really bad talking about it with Finn.”

“Cuz it feels like small potatoes compared to…” Poe made a large gesture that brought a smirk to Han’s face.

“Yeah, I get that…” Han rubbed his chin pensively. “Not to make it about me, but I get it. I’m married to Leia Organa, trauma queen of the universe.” Poe snorted as Han went on. “She’s been through some really fucked up shit. He shrugged. “And maybe some of that is me wanting to be the big man protecting the little princess or whatever, but I just felt wrong talking to her about some of this shit when she’d been through so much.” Han paused and leaned in closer to Poe. “I used to think she didn’t wanna hear about it, that it wasn’t as bad as what she went through. But kid… if you keep burying that down, it’ll come out somehow.” Poe nodded. He’d been there for Han’s headaches and body pain. “It’ll drive a wedge between you. Don’t let it,” Han continued as he put his hand on Poe’s shoulder. “Don’t give it any more power than it already has.”

#fan fic #star wars fanfic #au #star wars au #little fucker AU #little fuckers #poe x finn #han x leia #multipart #after ben #solo family

[hela-of-ren]

Bleach Blonde

Request: 8, 15 and 21! With Matty please 💕💕    

Ohhhhh buddy, I love me some Matty goodness. Even though I love all three of those boys, Matt has always been my favorite. He’s just so lovable, I hope you enjoy!

Warning: That good car smut.

8. “This is why we can’t have nice things.”

15. “We just had sex in your car and now you’re worried about privacy?”

21. “Your inability to say no to a friend is going to get us killed someday.”

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“Oh shit, Matty! F-fuck!” Your hips drove a sensual motion over your boyfriend’s hips, your hands clutching the leather seat of his Honda Accord and your head remaining bowed so not to bump the interior.

Matt’s glasses had begun to fog up long ago, but it was still easy to see beyond the sweat and blush that his eyes were closed in total rapture. His hands had repeatedly drifted from your back, down to your rear, up your back again, and finally settling on your breasts.

“Mmf- fuck, pumpkin! You feel so good, always so fucking good.” Even when you were in control and riding the daylights out him, Matt always had a way of dominating you with his words alone. You let out a breathy moan as his hands began to knead and squeeze, his long fingers coming up to pinch and flick over your nipples. God, the things this man could do with his hands were illegal.

“Oh, oh fu- fucking shit!” Your hands came to clutch his bleach blonde curls as his mouth began to suck on your nipple.

Scratch that, his mouth was the real talent here.

Your bodies was sheen with sweat as you lowered your head more to nip and kiss at his neck, your hands tightening in his hair and only causing the man to moan against your breasts. Your hips started to thrust faster as your building climax approached.

“Matty, I’m cumming...oh god I’m gonna cum!” Your hips losing their rhythm at the exquisite feeling of sheathing for so long around his cock. His lips and hands released your nipples in order to wrap one around your waist and another to clutch up your back and into the back of your neck.

“Cum for me, Y/N. Ride my cock like I know you like, sweetheart!” Stars, his mouth became a god damn dumpster when the two of you were in the throws of passion.

You loved every filthy second of it.

Keeping a firm grasp on you his hips start to pound up into you at a faster rate, his cock hitting you just right with every thrust. Your moans grew louder with each passing second and at this rate? You didn’t have to move your hips anymore with how he was ramming into you.

With one last powerful thrust that had your back arching up into the interior of the car, you let out the loudest moan yet as Matt groaned his release into your neck. Your body went slack into his as his hips gave a few lazy last thrusts before finally slouching back into his seat, his arms gently rubbing up and down your sweaty back.

Trying to catch your breath as you both came down from your highs, you smiled against his hair as you thought about how you came to this moment while Matt continued to trace and count each knob of your spine.

The two of you had gone on your traditional Saturday date night to see the midnight premiere of Alien: Covenant. Matt was a huge lover of anything space or aliens and you couldn’t resist going to see the hype around such a classic  franchise. The jump scares and horror of the xenomorphs had you cuddling close to Matt and grasping his thigh at every kill, this only serving to thrill him and his libido the closer you got.

Needless to say, after the film had ended you found yourselves rushing back to his car, speeding through two red lights, and commencing an intense make out session after pulling into the driveway. One thing led to another and here you both were, sweaty yet insanely satisfied in the driver seat of his car.

“I hope we didn’t wake anyone up, can you imagine Mrs. Abrams coming out here and seeing us?” His low timbre took you out of your thoughts and your snorted in response before lifting your head to look at him.

“We just had sex in your car and now you’re worried about privacy?” You giggled some more as his face looked up into yours before pressing a kiss to his nose. “You’re too much sometimes, Matty.” His arms tightened around you before you felt him press a kiss to your neck.

“Can you blame me? With how loud we were in such a small space I’m surprised we didn’t flip the car.” He joked against your neck before giving a small bite and causing your body to jolt at the sudden feeling, your head hitting the interior of the car.

“Ow! Dammit and I was doing so well at keeping low.” Matt’s hands immediately came up to inspect your head as best he could in the small space, his face taking on a look of worry as his fingers massaged your forming bump.

“Oh sweetheart here, I’m sorry! Are you okay? Let me see...” It was adorable how flustered he got in these moments, it really wasn’t a big deal after all. Not like the time where Finn had accidentally elbowed you in the nose and sent you on your ass. His fingers soothed and rubbed over your head, his eyes scanning in concentration.

“This is why we can’t have nice things.” You lightly laughed until his eyes met yours. “Matt, I’m kidding. I swear it’s not that bad, just a small bump! No biggie.” Your hands came to clasp around his wrists until they dropped to hold your cheeks, his thumbs gently stroking.

“I don’t know how i put up with you sometimes.” He smirked while you rolled your eyes and set your palms against his chest.

“Definitely my great rack and superb ass, those are A+ if you ask me.” You joked.

“Well yeah those are great but, I was gonna say your iron wit and knack for indulging my fantasy for car sex.” His face was fully serious before you burst out laughing, forgetting that he was still inside you. He laughed along with you letting his head fall back against the seat before gently removing himself from you and helping you to the passenger seat, his lips pressing another kiss to your lips as you climbed over him.

You reached into the back seat and grabbed your discarded clothes ignoring your bra and choosing to only slip your panties back on before grabbing Matt’s shirt, chucking your skinny jeans and tank top back where you grabbed them. As you began to button up the shirt, you noticed Matt was glued to his phone with his brow furrowed and still stark naked.

Not that you were complaining.

You leaned over the center console and peered over at his screen. “What’s up, buttercup?” Your clothed shoulder bumping his as his thumbs began typing a response. He shook his head before fiddling around with the glove compartment.

“Poe thinks he left his notes for bio chem in my car. Probably lost track of them when I drove to and from Maz’s lab.” He shut the glove compartment before glancing out the window for a few seconds and finally opening the door.

“Matt, what are you doing? You’re butt naked! Old man Whickles will have a heart attack if he sees you!” You watched him jog to the trunk of his car before rummaging around there, his blonde head popping out to check his surroundings every now and then.

“Relax, Y/N. It’s 2:00 in the morning, there’s no way anyone in their right mind is awake right now. Especially Mr. Whickles.” He rolled his eyes before reaching further into the trunk.

“We’re up you Nerf Herder.” You reminded him in a harsh whisper.

“That’s because we saw a great movie and decided to end the night with a superb bout of fuc-” Just as he was about to set more blush into your cheeks, a bark from the neighboring house sounded and both your heads whipped to see Mr. Whickles Chihuahua, Gopher, bounding towards the car at a fast pace.

“SHIT!” Matt cursed aloud before bolting back to the driver door and jumping back in before slamming the door, his back against the middle center console and his head in your lap. “At least i found the notes.” He smiled out of breath before holding up the crumpled papers in his hand.

“Your inability to say no to a friend is going to get us killed someday.” You teased in half seriousness. “Be glad BB-8 didn’t wake up or else you’d be having a cat vs dog showdown and then everyone would see what your mama gave you.” You leaned down to kiss his forehead before scratching under his chin.

“It’d be a cool remake to Alien vs Predator, though!” His smile lit up his entire face and you couldn’t resist leaning down to press a kiss to his lips, your teeth coming to nip at his bottom lip and his hands reaching up to tangle in your hair. You were both still cramped into his car and half naked, but you wouldn’t trade moments like these for anything.

#matt solo x reader #matt the radar technician #star wars #request #solo triplets #matt the radar technician x reader #smut #kylo ren

[screamingtofu]

multiples of 5

Aww yeah anon friend, let’s go. 5′s for days

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?I do not, vile little things that don’t stick to anything

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?Condescension, not to be confused with condensation. People talking down to be is a guaranteed way to go from friend to piece of shit. 

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?Not really, but I do flip my pens around in my fingers a log or unscrew the cap

20: Do you still watch cartoons?Yarp, I stay on the fringes of the fandoms though because I don’t need any of that. I’m actually watching Miss Kobyashi’s Dragon Maid while I type this. Not really a fan of the fetishization and stuff, but the characters are cute and Kanna is the greatest character ever.

25: What is your favorite food?Favourite food? Carrots. Favourite meal? Shepards pie with slow cooked lamb and red wine gravy.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone onpaper?A few months ago, I was sending a hand made scarf to a friend over in kenya and decided to send a letter as well because my bud is cool.

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?Probably the wrong person to ask, I forget to eat breakfast like 90% of the time but, oh boy am I a fan of porridge mixed with golden syrup

40: Are you horny?Nyet

45: Ever watch soap operas?Family ritual for years was to watch Neighbours and then flick it over to home and away afterwards. I couldn’t tell you anything that happened. I used to run home after school because there was this bad bad soap opera on between 3PM and 3:30 during the week called Passions and holy hell that was a trip. There were witches, a small child wearing gloves that was like a witches minion. At least 3 evil twins and some kind of love cube thing going on. 

50: Ever used a gun?I’ve used a Nerf gun before.

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?Fruit pies aren’t really a thing here in australia, apple pie is alright though

60: Wear slippers?Not really, I spend my day wearing giant boots and I like having my toes breathe

65: Nike or Adidas?Let’s go adidas, no reason really

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spousedoing?I don’t really see myself getting married but I dunno, a teacher or something just to hear them have stories of stupid shit kids do.

75: Own a record player?Not yet, I’ve got like 2 records at the moment, one is an LP from a 36 Crazyfists album my brothers got me and the other is an orchestral album of famous horror movie theme songs I got for a dollar over 10 years ago.

80: Hot tea or cold tea?Cold tea, something fruity is always great.

85: Are you patient?I think so. years of working retail and customer service plus just general me not having the energy to get angry most of the time means I can wait like a damn pro.

90: Can you knit or crochet?I can knit. I picked it up maybe a year ago because I realised I was getting more and more stressed at work and was heading towards another breakdown. I was talking to a friend of mine and they brought up how knitting can be really therapeutic because it’s just constant repetitive motions. It started out with me actually getting angrier because I just couldn’t get it. I was fucking up entirely, but luckily knitting is very forgiving and you can always unravel it till you get it. Now I can’t get enough. I’ll normally just chuck a bad netflix movie on and go to town. 

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?Nah, I just accept it and bottle that emotion up forever

#damn this took longer than I'd expected #but heck yeah questions! #heck yeah anon friend!

[sevenmothz]

my kh3 experience

howdy guys, been a long ass time since i’ve written any of my own posts on this here blog. part of it is because i just haven’t gamed a lot in the last few months, and part of it is i also haven’t used tumblr in a long time too. xD

anyway, i played through the story of kh3 the week it released and while i was doing all that gaming, i pretty much liveblogged on mine and my friend’s discord with all my immediate thoughts/feelings of the game (whether she as awake to lol @ my nonsense or not xD).

so, of course, i went through and typed up most of that shit and am copypasting it here for random strangers’ enjoyment!

naturally, there will be spoilers, so don’t look if you care about that shit.

AAAAHHH HIT ME WITH THE FEELS WITH JUST THE MUSIC Y’ALL the title PAIGE PAIGE PAGE FUCK

oh my ggooooodddd the new dearly beloved fuuuuuuck

ooh this place is pretty

oh boy there’s water oh man i bet this white place is gonna be a pain in my ass to get through fucking hollow bastion all over again

sora you’re so beautiful 😭

oh jesus do i really gotta do this stupid tutorial shit again at least now we are finally rid of that awful KH1 Sora model

hey it’s the tsunami from the frist game!

am i playing a diddly dang prequel of 3? are those FUCKIN’ LOADING SCREEN PAGES FUCKING INSTAGRAMS also lol sora got nerfed

aahhhh learning curves i hate have to get used to how this game handles

uh oh sora is worried about what xigbar said to him

eat shit, titan

also i’d like to say sora runs ridiculously fast now

sora’s such a brat “awww what about new clothes for meeeee??”

i can’t computer

SEA SALT ICE CREAM freaking lea looks amazing DONT CRY LEA HE WANNA GO BY AXEL NOW???

stop being a bitch, buzz buzz killyear

oh yeah so when playing olympus hades was all “IVE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR 18 YEARS” it’s been 17 years since KH1 came out 18 since it was in development god kingdom hearts is a junior in high school

gdi rex stay put oh no buzz oh noes i’m in a video game lmao

omg a cactaur

yeah you go woody

oh how i miss timed events/reaction commands. makes dealing with these fuckers you gotta climb on top of a lot easier to deal with

square why don’t you have the gotdamn kh3 soundtrack on itunes i need to be able to listen to this title screen music ALL THE TIME

sully just fuckin’ chuck vanitas through a door like “NOT TODAY BITCH”

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH” — Sora

DON’T BE TALKING ABOUT YOUR CONNECTION TO POOH BEING WEAKER ; A ;

of course they’re gonna do let it go.. they really did the whole thing

climb all the way up the mountain and larxene blows us off of it rude

wow are they really gonna do all the songs or wut

keep forgetting i can switch keyblades

annnnd back down the goddamn mountains lmao sora is so done

srsly we’re going up again

damn this boss fight is epic makes the slog through the world worth it unlike the fuckin’ toy box boss hated that fucker oh no marshmallow

fuck off larxene let people be happy

lmao stfu ventus keep volunteering sora to resque aqua

demyx :<

oh hello piercings dude

these pirate nerds little pirate sora is so cute

yeesh that elizabeth voice is terrible

guh it’s always a slog getting through the disney story stuff cuz it’s just worse rehashings of the movies at least fransokyo will be new content never seen big hero 6 xD

o mai assassin’s creed lite

jack you dumb bitch

oh man davy jones voice is bad too

jesus that second luxurd battle fucking terrible

god i never through elizabeth’s speech could sound so terrible how can you let someone butcher one of the most iconic moments from the third movie so bad?

oh thank god the kraken is easy to beat

lmao luxurd taken out by jack’s breath

eat shive, dave

lmao vexen “gdi it’s a real heart organ” “WE NEED A METAPHORICAL HEART YOU ASSHOLES”

damn sora throwing hands i was wondering how sora woudl react to one of his disney pals dying wasn’t expecting bodily assault

oma lea axel* whatever i wanna see his new dudes

ansem gonna talk to ansem oh god kids do’t get killed oh boy what happening now nobodies fightin’ ansem the bad WHO DUN IT GDI oh it was vexen DOUBLE AGENT??? or is he. filTHY LIAR they’re not gonna tell me pricks

“omg a robot :D”

keyblade hero 3 omg sora why

omai visor oh wow chill music

baaah sora showin’ off

holy shit i found me a new fav strength weapon the keyblade from caribbean love it even more than the toybox one xD the fuckin’ formchanges are amaze

THAT AIN’T SEA SALT ICE CREAM <gasp> roxas rude

replica riku~

damn microbot was a pain in the ass

AQUAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭

WOT WHAT NOMURAING THIS SHIT ALL UP is this groundhog day i s2g

is that gotdamn terra

yen sid can actually do shit

damn this a long endgame

ITS SORA AND RHE SORAS

ah there we go. good ol’ Plot Device Kairi and there i thought she’d be useful lmao man tho i seriously rolled my eyes when xehanort struck an unconscious kairi down i was just like “yeah that seem about right..” storywise, sora has such a stronger connection to riku barely talks to kairi lea talked to kairi more in one game than sora ever did in 9+ i’d ship kairi and lea if there wasn’t such an obvious age gap lmao and WHO THE FUCK IS THIS CHICK THAT DIAPPEARED ON LEA AND ISA? like is that answered in this game or was it answered in a previous game?

anyway

Roxas is a REAL BOY now

gotdamn those dudes were tough

fuck man barely gives me time to block stupid goat head lemme guess tho that isn’t the end of course not because kingdom hearts can’t just let us defeat him c’mon man let me reload my potions at least man fuck off with this boss shit motherfucker did you really just force me into rage form “I AM MORE POWERFUL EVEN THO YOU KILLED ME LIKE 2 TIMES”

omg donald and goofy’s voices from the controller speaker

just fucking die already

this bitch really thinking he was the good guy the whole time

jesus the x-blade is bigger than sora

mickey and donald finally get to be hoooome

axel and xion in their new clothes~ EVEN ISA

wut WUT SORA BOY DID YOU REALLY SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR THIS BITCH

maleficent is gonna find that fucking box isn’t she and we’re not gonna see what is in it i’m guessing its the box the Master of Masters gave to his apprentice cuz that’s the only notable box in the series i can think of

but yeah this game this game was supposed to bring an end to the Xehanort saga so they fully intent to make moar games so we’ll get a new annoying big bad and more weird dumb lore

ok we’re getting into the dumb credits like PR manager and shit so i think they’re coming close to the end ihope never know until you start seeing the gotdamn logos

logos!

that fuckin’ xigbar THE OLD MASTERS fuck it is i knew it I KNEW HE HAD SOMETHING GOING ON i was betting he was master of masters but no it’s luxu

fak FUQ fuck off with your games eraqus

HELLO SORA and Riku THEY”RE IN INSOMNIA no wait verum rex GAH

ok the verum rex stuff was the secret movie I JUST HAVE MORE QUESTIONS AND VERY LITTLE ANSWERS DISAPPOINTED

what if Demyx is Master of Masters

Final Thoughts: me: there were pretty much no FF cameos so 0/10 AzuraSpyte: lol I give it a 5/10 for Axel alone me: lolol minus 1 for making him wear the organization coat the entire game

#kingdom hearts 3 #kh3 #kh3 spoilers #kingdom hearts #singull plays kh3 #singull plays kingdom hearts

[flamingrubys]

so me and my friends were using a website where we put in a adjetive word etc. in a well know sentence/small story these are the horrifying results WARNING SOME CONTENT MAYBE  OFFENSIVE TO YOU SO IF U CLICK UNDER READ MORE ITS YOUR OWN FAULT NOT MINE!

Bird watching can be more fun than a barrel of wings.

Our buff.feathered friends are everywhere, waiting to be

watched. An interesting bird to start with is the nerf

oriole, which builds its nest in Focher Wolf.trees. Early in

spring, we hear the oriole give its mating call, which sounds like this:

"Chandlers voice." Then the male and female get together and

fly. Later, the female lays 9.eggs. Isn't

that biased? Another fascinating bird is the

overpowered-breasted nuthatch. The nuthatch is very tame.

He will fly down and land right on your tail

and eat out of your cockpits. Other birds to

watch out for are the red-crested golden eagles, the

underpowered-necked thrush, and the yellow-bellied

normandy.sucker. Now that you know something about

birds, get out there and watch!

    If you want to become usb port.literate, here are some key

methanphetamines.that you should think.as quickly as possible:

 CD ROM: Stands for compact anchor... read only

Morning. This compact disc can hold as many as 600

cocains, which is the equivalent of 700 floppy phones.

 CYBERSPACE: Stands for the imaginary couch.that people

enter when they slap.with each other through computers on

a collection of sponges, known as the Interjesus.

 E-Mail: Means swimmingly.transmitted bleech.

 MODEM: Is the device that allows a white.computer to

transmit pinapples.over a phone heroin.

  Chesepeak High School.is one of America's bitchiest

institutions of blue.learning. The student body is composed of

7.males and 38,000.meese. The

meese.get the best grades. Students can eat lunch in

the oblong.cafeteria, which features boiled mice

and Cables.sandwiches, with all the blood.they can

drink, for only 74 cents. The principal of the school, milo stewart,

is raising money to build a new Modem.laboratory and a new

football Ram. Any student who goes to this school can

consider himself very white.

   It has come to my Soup Can that you are the Greatest girl/boy in the Windbreaker. My Pelvis starts Raising a Naval Lint every time you speak. I would like to Notice if you want to go to the Super Squad Saturday with me next Sunday. If you Huff please Iterate me at the Syria in 3 Days. I Affix you and everything about you. Serenely, BACON

 Picture yourself in a Coffee Table on a river,

With Hot Dog trees and Bacon skies

Somebody calls you, you Ascertain quite Regardless,

A girl with Obedient eyes.

 Cellophane Houses of REd and green,

Square over your head.

Orient for the girl with the Asparagus in her eyes,

And she`s gone.

 Amy in the sky with Dorks...

Amy in the sky with Dorks...

Amy in the sky with Dorks...

 Follow her down to a File by a fountain

Where rocking horse Cars eat Waste pies,

Everyone Reddens as you Satisfy past the flowers,

That Supervise so incredibly high.

 Newspaper Bows appear on the shore,

Waiting to take you away.

Climb in the back with your Vocal Chord in the clouds,

And you`re gone.

 Picture yourself on a train in a Istanbul,

With Gothic porters with looking glass Sweater,

Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile,

The girl with Obedient eyes.

 Amy in the sky with Dorks...

Amy in the sky with Dorks...

Amy in the sky with Dorks...

   Come Waddle at WALMART, where you`ll receive Unbecoming discounts on all of your favorite brand name Paths. Our Sable and Enhancing associates are there to Jut you 3.504 hours a day. Here you will find Crazy, Flipped-Out prices on the Cranes you need. Outcomes for the moms, Rocks for the kids and all the latest electronics for the Nannys. So come on down to your Electronic Spicy WALMART where the Scabs come first.

  The Teal Dragon is the Purest Dragon of all. It has Burly Toe Nails, and a Gall Bladder shaped like a Hair. It loves to eat Mountain Chicken, although it will feast on nearly anything. It is Ravaged and Efficacious. You must be Dizzy around it, or you may end up as it`s meal!

    Look, I guarantee there`ll be Long times. I guarantee that at some Monitor, 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 or both of us is gonna want to get out of this Insulin Injector. But I also guarantee that if I don`t ask you to be Smelly, I`ll Murderrrrrrr it for the rest of my Rubber Duckies, because I know, in my Pimples, you`re the Green one for me.

  9,028 years after the end of Rush Hour 2, James Carter is no longer a Janitor, but a Botinist on the streets of Eiffel Tower. Lee is now the bodyguard for his friend BoomBoomStick. Lee is still upset with Carter about an incident in Unified Korea when Carter accidentally shot Lee`s girlfriend, Bumper Car Repair Man Isabella Molina, in the Mouth. During the World Criminal Court discussions, as BoomBoomStick addresses the importance to fight the Triad, he announces that he knows the Crooked of the Triad leadership known as the Shy Shen. Suddenly, BoomBoomStick takes a Baseball in the Thighs, disrupting the conference. Lee pursues the assassin and corners him, discovering that the assassin is his brother, Adam Sandler. When Lee hesitates to shoot Adam Sandler, Carter shows up Pissing towards the two and Happily Shitters Lee over, allowing Adam Sandler to escape.

    I enjoy long, Spotted walks on the beach, getting Killed in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Computers. I really like piña coladas mixed with Orange Juice, and romantic, candle-lit Chocolates. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Michael Jackson. I travel frequently, especially to Suicide Mountain, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Serial Killer.) I am looking for Lava and beauty in the form of a 'Murican goddess. She should have the physique of Tyler Swift and the Ocean of Chloe. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Papers. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 42 days ago, and I have since become more Stoned.

 White Macdonald had a Mountain, E-I-E-I-O

and on that Mountain he had an Parakeet, E-I-E-I-O

with a Boing Boing here

and a Boing Boing there,

here a Boing, there a Boing,

everywhere a Boing Boing,

White Macdonald had a Mountain, E-I-E-I-O.

  Two Angels, both alike in dignity,

In fair Houston, where we lay our scene,

From ancient Greg break to new mutiny,

Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes

A pair of star-cross`d Ovens take their life;

Whole misadventured piteous overthrows

Do with their Kids bury their parents` strife.

The fearful passage of their Blue love,

And the continuance of their parents` rage,

Which, but their children`s end, nought could Stalked,

Is now the 666 hours` traffic of our stage;

The which if you with Burning Arm Pit attend,

What here shall Run, our toil shall strive to mend.

   It was during the battle of Lamp when I was running through a Chandlier when a Dohvahkin went off right next to my platoon. Our Guina Colleges yelled for us to Peek to the nearest White Run we could find. When we got to the White Run we Slapped to start a fire. As we were starting the fire the enemy saw the Dog from the fire and started Fucking Geese at us. we all quickly ducked behind the Feminist at the White Run and returned fire. we quickly eliminated the enemy and were Horny that we had won the battle.

   Dear Mr. and Mrs. Bennidict Cumberbatch Pickled,

 Will you let me Danced your Night Light? Ever since I have laid Finger Nail on Lydia, I have Mollested madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the Horses of my Cacti and that someday we will Exploded happily ever after. I have a Cat as a/an Prostitute that pays $Zero each month. I promise to KickedLydia with kindness and respect.

 Sincerely,

Bambooza Wacky Sazy

   My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very Scary and Black. He should have a physique like Justin Bieber, a profile like Kardashians, and the intelligence of a/an Dragon. He must be polite and must always remember to Frollicked my Volcano, to tip his Dildo and to take my Pussy when crossing the street. He should move Strategically, have a/an Dick voice, and should always dress Depressingly. I would also like him to be a/an Dark Red dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper Oblong nothings into my Ass and hold my HairyBalls. I know a/an Blender is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Flaming

 Dear My Cousin,

I am having a(n) Cool time at camp. The counselour is White and the food is Furious. I met Chandler and we became Purple friends. Unfortunately, Chandler is Crusty and I Fucked my Appendix so we couldn`t go Running like everybody else. I need more Mice and a Laptop sharpener, so please Chronically Cried more when you Dived back.

Your Mother,

Bacon

 I remember the best teacher Mrs sulivan she bankrupt with shit and she gave later librarians for

money from my mother my fine cold

Spongebob was patties with anthorax in a cage with writers with a magic wand looked forward to mr crabs spongebob obeyed

I one time upon a time eye socket gave me shit projectiles from the best 750 miles destroying the entire headshot past the foolish paladins invested undudeliness

The laptop overheated when cheese melted on its monitor

The man purified the peasants cheeseburger molesting buggers and Comcast spreads HIV throughout Mcdanalds

Microsoft bought the moon along with mars, Uranus, a year’s supply of DLC from Gamestop, a seasons failure to assault My little pony factories, and only to find out we all have cancer.

Angels from hell were suffering from satans dick, tits, and toaster strudels from earth but there was a taxi service murdering thousands of balls.

The young man blindfolded his victim after Africa got chronic dysentery from India which lead to “git gud” at Microsoft incorporated.

The Battlefield Division from AOD was rioting when Bujaross’s mechanical parakeets chirped attacking alien pinapples which hijacked peter pan.

The Apple store succumbed to big apple butts and chucks so America decided to invade Donald trump’s life in Nigeria.

Chandler’s pet peeve is defecating sausage biscuits covered in seamen sailing Viagra waiting in an attempt to  defeat the One Sec’s One Sec band aid covered bleeding profusely from yeah bois

Alright, final attempted failure that slipping down my pants from my tank friken American battleship shipped with skyrim copies spiders and sandwiches procrastinating by watching porn.

The gaming laptop lap danced on her master I don’t know I don’t want to play this weary game anymore because it gives me discentary disinfectant organs oh my god.

There was once a person with a sexual act on screen with a magnificent HIV. Putting my hands in trees cascading into zona

I once spiked a pebble but then a dog in the hospital thought I had contacted chronic tragic rage a lot.

Whenever six flags. Tanks. Large barrel. Eventually depression. Soft killing fries

I had a pet hamster who was tricked into my little pores ass into a house with a dumbass head again don’t worry napoleon killed everyone

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