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strahmsseveredhand · 1 year
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rewatching saw iii is so funny bc kerry will be like “this isn’t like jigsaw this guy clearly sucks bc he welded the door shut so he’s not following what jigsaw is trying to do since there’s no way to escape” when the guy who actually did it is hoffman and he’s standing right next to her while she unknowingly berates his work
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strahmsseveredhand · 1 year
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me discovering bacterial contamination like 10 years ago: oh this is scary. this song is good but i don’t like how scary it is
me rewatching the video for bacterial contamination at this age: omg calne ca hi !!!! omg hi bestie how are u doing u look so cool per usual omg !!!
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strahmsseveredhand · 1 year
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the puzzle piece of still an autism symbol but rather bc of connections with the a$ it’s bc of the saw movie franchise. thank you and goodnight
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strahmsseveredhand · 1 year
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i think chainsaw man has the coolest design ever. he has a chainsaw coming out of his head and arms and sometimes his legs that s so cool
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strahmsseveredhand · 1 year
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i mean if some gay little puppet randomly was in my room and let out a gay little evil laugh i’d be smacking the shit out of him with a bat nonstop too. i get it.
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strahmsseveredhand · 1 year
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going to my local walmart if they don’t have spiral for $5 like the other one did im blowing up the store and buying the steelbook from best buy across the street
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strahmsseveredhand · 1 year
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october 27th is gonna be a huge day for me i haven’t decided if i want to see fnaf or saw x first but i will be calling off the entire weekend for the occasion and will be dressing like i’m seeing the opera or some shit abt it. it’s like my personal barbie and oppenhiemer day
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strahmsseveredhand · 1 year
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hi gay people. i woke up from a dream abt finding saw art prints at a con and every since i woke up i have become more and more severely autistic abt it by the hour
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strahmsseveredhand · 1 year
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ally was a girlboss and lawrence gordon was a LOSER for trying to cheat on her. cringe ass man. i forgive him tho solely bc he pushed hoffman over with his cane
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strahmsseveredhand · 1 year
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the fact adam pretended to be dead and then got the shit shocked out of him bc they needed to make sure this motherfucker was DEAD for sure is truly funny. like how was there that much preparation that one of them would try and pull something to where they made the chains able to conduct electricity??? it’s so silly i’m in love with this movie
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strahmsseveredhand · 2 years
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i’m never on much anymore bc i’ve been on twitter unless i’m checking in every so often but anyways if u want to follow me there my username is KNOXBALDSPOT and i’ve been very invested in jackass for abt a month or so so that’s what you should expect following me there
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strahmsseveredhand · 1 year
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strahmsseveredhand · 1 year
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every korn enjoyer needs a limp bizkit bestie :3
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strahmsseveredhand · 1 year
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hands down my favorite canon they/them character without question
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strahmsseveredhand · 1 year
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my goal is life is to be so incomprehensible to everyone in every aspect possible. i want people to see me wearing a face full of make up, a black dress, and black platform boots then tell them i go by exclusively they/them pronouns and as i walk by they realize i smell like viva la juicy. i was people to see the korn, rob zombie, and nine inch nails stickers on the back of my car but notice i’m also blasting vocaloid songs while driving by. i want to do the strangest combination of things that’ll leave people confused but those who know me will be like “ya that’s so on brand for you”
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strahmsseveredhand · 1 year
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