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dopescissorscashwagon · 9 months
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Elizabeth Taylor, Michael Wilding Jr., & Christopher Wilding
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laliz9 · 2 years
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lestatslestits · 4 months
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POV: You didn’t skip Nine
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littlecrittereli · 2 months
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The Kratt... sisters?
fuck you *genderbends the wild kratts*
THIS WAS JUST FOR FUN IDK I WANTED TO DESIGN THEM!!! it's literally just if Martin and Chris wore wigs idk
Names??? I was thinking Mavis and Chris (Christina)
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also here's the reference Image I used:
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cherrymayy · 3 months
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the way my jaw dropped is INSANE
how did the conversation went from munchkins to a dildo???😭😭
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sunshinediaz · 23 days
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"When you know you're having kids, you have all these expectations of what life's gonna be like, you know? The milestones—the first words, first steps. First crush. Then they tell you your kid's gonna be different and he's gonna have challenges other kids don't. They warn you to manage your expectations. All those milestones start to seem like a stupid fantasy."
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ROUND 13 L BRACKET 3!
our next contestants are both old men!
CHRIS KRATT VS CHRIS LLOYD!
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Chris Kratt is known for his work on children shows and animal conservation!
Christopher Lloyd is known for playing Doc in the back to the future franchise, alongside many other roles!
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they’ve come so far. they deserve every bit of this and more.
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robertsbarbie · 1 month
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you know, you were the whole wide world. you fell for the moment so you lied to the girl.
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tamed-kratts · 11 months
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★ Stargazer ★
Chris Kratt x Reader
Warnings: very tiny angst, miscommunication, putting pollen in the warnings cuz of allergies 😡
Summary: Chris, your current crush, has been ignoring you for a month. You’re about to find out why.
A/N: Never explicitly says reader is female and no pronouns are used but I write my readers to act kinda feminine so beware. Although, this one is pretty neutral. Also Chris would totally just dip the second he has a crush on someone LMAO. One more thing, i low-key diss cats at one point in this fic but don’t be mistaken. I love them.
It had been another warm summer day in North America, a humid breeze flew into the Tourtuga and in your nose as you lay in your reclining chair while staring at your phone screen. There wasn't much going on, the rest of your crew had been looking at some bug they found, you weren’t all that interested, you didn't think anyone would even notice your disappearance. But someone did.
Chris walked into the Tortuga timidly, avoiding eye contact with you as he hurriedly went to his own room, his steps were quick and he made a beeline down a hallway in the large turtle ship. Normally, you wouldn’t fret over one of the kratt brothers acting suspicious, since they were always up to something, but lately you felt as though Chris had been acting especially strange. Around one month ago, he started avoiding you. If you walked in the same room as him, he would make some lame excuse like “I have to go organize the gear.” before running out the room to the garage, leaving you and whoever he was previously talking to. It was pathetic, you had actually grown a small crush on him and it was tearing you apart to have him just pretend you didn’t exist.
He was a big factor to why you didn’t bother trying to hang out with the crew today, you didn’t really feel up to hanging out with your crush who obviously hated your guts.
A new pair of foot steps walked in, they were heavier and louder, it was Martin. “Hey, Y/n, ‘sup?” Martin, unlike his brother, did enjoy your company. He often went out of his way to ask how you were and about your well being. He reminded you of a dog, curious of its owner's whereabouts after a long day of work. You guess that made Chris a cat, one that hissed and bit you if you pet it for a second too long and hated you for the rest of its life. "Nothing, how are you?" You said.
“I’m good, me and Chris came inside to get changed. We’re covered in pollen and Koki said if we don’t get into some clean clothes she’ll leave us here, heh.” He laughed, but knowing Koki, she was probably serious. Looking at him, you realized his usually white shirt was now stained yellow and his blue blazer had spots green on them. "But I'm sure Chris told you all about it and probably more."
You sighed, "No, he didn’t. Chris probably wouldn’t even stay in the same room as me if he was suffocating and my skin produced oxygen." You rolled your eyes, annoyed by Chris’ childish behavior.
"What are you talking about?" Martin said, turning his head curiously.
"Chris hasn't spoken a word to me in almost a month, and when I walk into a room, he bolts out before I can even look at him." You said this a lot less confident than the last time you talked, mostly out of fear of how Martin would react. Martin just stared at you as a smile slowly grew on his lips, as if he was plotting something.
"Huh, well, I have NO idea AT ALL why that would be happening, heh…" He scratched the back of his neck before backing up to the main exit of the Tortuga. "If I were you, I'd ask him about flowers."
"Flowers?" You tilted your head as if you were confused if you heard him correctly. Chris had never shown an interest in flowers unless they had something to do with an animal. But just flowers by themselves?
"Yup, flowers. Specifically a Stargazer Lily.” He smirked and ran back outside.
“Martin, wait!” You yelled. “You didn’t change your shirt…” Sighing, you went back on your phone for a few minutes before Chris left his room.
“Chris?” He sped up. “Chris!” You jumped out of your seat and ran towards him, barely catching his arm. Standing next to him with your arm wrapped around his, you realized he didn’t have on his green fleece jacket like usual. It was slung on his shoulder lazily, probably to get out of the Tortuga as quickly as possible.
"Can we talk?" His posture stiffened up and he looked away from you, it kinda put you at ease knowing you weren't lying under his judgmental gaze. But it made you wonder what excuse he was plotting.
You squeezed his arm tighter. "Please." He had looked down, embarrassed and shamefully, before nodding his head. "Yeah. Sure."
Slowly, you let go of his arm; to your own dismay. You both walked over to your desk, he pulled up a chair across from you. Just like he did before he stopped talking to you, you felt bittersweet.
"So…what bug are you checking out?"
Still, he avoided eye contact. "Honey Bees, nothing special."
"What have you learned from them?" You asked; partially curious, mostly to just talk.
"Well, they communicate through scent and dance. They also are a matriarchal led society, so there's only a handful of male bees in a hive."
"That's cool." An awkward pause was held between you both, it was probably the most uncomfortable silence you had ever sat in.
He stood up, his hand supporting himself on the chair as he got back on his feet. "If that's all, you wanted to talk about, the-"
"Why are you ignoring me? Did I offend you or something? If I did, why didn't you tell me?"
He stared at you like you were crazy. “What?”
“You aren’t talking to me and every time I walk in a room you leave, you don’t look at me and you just tried to run outside!” He got tense, but you didn’t notice and continued ranting. “I really miss you, I thought we were friends. That’s why I thought you’d come to me if I did something wrong but you never did and I- ugh! Do you know how much I miss you? I really like you!” Covering your mouth to stop the flow of word vomit, you gasped. Chris wore a shocked expression too and his cheeks began to flush. “I-I mean like, I like your company…”
You were going to try and explain yourself further, but Chris had already begun speaking. “I don’t hate you or anything I just-“ he sighed heavily “…Do you remember a few weeks back, when we snuck out of the tortuga?” You recalled the event, it was the last time you two spoke before Chris went on his silence strike.
You heard of a few constellations being incredibly visible in the sky at the time. So you and him had planned to meet at the top of the tortuga that night to stargaze. You both agreed to not invite anyone else, just you two and your shared interests. You stayed up there for hours, talking about nothing in particular.
“I used to wanna be an astronaut when I was a kid, y’know? My childhood room is covered in space stuff. I even used to have my own telescope.” You reminisced about going out on summer nights and looking at the moon.
He chuckled. “I'm not surprised, you knew a lot about the moon when me and Martin got stuck on it that one time.” He remembered how you couldn’t stop ranting about moon folklore. “You also have a lot of space stickers in that binder you let me borrow. Plus you had a minor in astronomy in college.”
You stared at him, amazed. “You remember all that?” You said, surprised anyone would pay that much attention to you. His cheeks grew a light shade of red.
“Uh yeah, we spend a lot of time together. How could I not.”
“Oh. Yeah…” you said, staring back up at the sky, the Sagitta constellation, amazed at its beauty. Meanwhile, Chris stared at you.
“It's so beautiful.”
“Yeah…stunning…”
The next day, Chris was talking to Martin about the conversation you both had last night. He said he felt strange at the end. And in Martin fashion, he yelled “You’re in love!” Chris brushed it off at first, but everytime he looked at your face that word echoed in his skull.
“Love, love, love…” He couldn’t even look at you without feeling like his heart was going to beat out of his chest. And looking at you now was hard. Your face was flushed and your eyes were awestruck.
“Is that…really why? You aren’t just messing with me, right?” He choked on his own words.
“I- No! I know it's stupid! I just-…you’re really nice and pretty and you always listen when I talk. I couldn’t help but fall for you.” His chocolate brown eyes were completely honest. You leaned forward and cupped one side of his face with your hand.
“I am…so happy you said that.” The kiss was soft and kind, you both melted into each other's grasp as you enjoyed the warmth of one another’s skin. When you pulled away, he smiled kindly and leaned in for another kiss.
“Hold on, lover boy,” You said, covering his mouth with your hand. “I asked Martin about this and he said to mention some flowers called stargazer lilies, what’s that about?” He cringed for a second and held his face in one hand.
“Please don’t make me say it…”
“You haven’t talked to me in a month, you owe me this.” He sighed in defeat.
“I was going to get you these flowers I found because they reminded me of you. I was going to give them to you but I got…nervous and I…”
“…you?”
“I stuffed them into this vent. Martin saw and told on me to Aviva. Then, she asked what I was doing with flowers and Martin told her that I liked you. After that, they’ve been trying to matchmake me with you. I'm pretty sure Jimmy and Koki know also…”
“We do!” Said a voice from outside. Looking in the doorway, you saw your fellow crew members peeking inside to invade you both.
“Smooth, bro!” Martin said, giving his steaming brother a thumbs up before running off while being chased by him. The rest of the crew crowded around you to ask you about your relationship with Chris.
“What can I say? I like looking at stars.”
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velvetkisses28 · 2 years
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All the gays of the Classics ever did, was to make pacts wth the devil, indulge in hedonism, and die dramatically
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daisybrekker · 1 year
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Chain of Thorns Memes
(P.S: @cassandraclare you will be paying for my therapy bills because that book was a rollercoaster of emotions💔)
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laliz9 · 2 years
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TRAVELING PREGNANT WITH LIZA. IT WAS BEING PREGNANT WHILE RECOVERING FROM SERIOUS BACK SURGERY THAT PROBABLY RUINED HER HEALTH FOR LIFE.
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hvnnigrvhm · 2 years
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FRIENDSHIP COLOURED BY ROMANCE 1. christopher marlowe, edward the second 2. johann heinrich tischbein, alexander putting his seal ring over hephaestion's mouth 3. oscar wilde, the portrait of dorian gray 4. hannibal, s03e06 5. homer, the iliad  6. diogenes laërtius 5.1.20 on aristotle 7. fantastic beasts: the crimes of grindelwald
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theersatzcowboy · 9 months
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2046 (2004)
Director: Wong Kar-wai
Cinematographer: Christopher Doyle, Lai Yiu-fai, Kwan Pun-leung
Starring: Tony Leung, Gong Li, Zhang Ziyi, Faye Wong, Carina Lau, Maggie Cheung, Takuya Kimura, and Chang Chen
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princepaddy · 1 year
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jaydegee In honour of the release of The Portable Door on @/stanaustralia and @/skytv this Easter weekend, here are some off-duty cutie pics of my loves who made this beautiful film (and had a raucous time).
Watch it with the whole family. Feel the magic 🧌
Posted 6 April 2023
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