#christians are wack

[moondal514]

The problem with being in the Good Omens fandom is the algorithm™️ thinks I’m some kind of deeply religious Christian

#I keep getting all these wack Christian social media posts on my explore pages on every social media I use… #which is just so wrong on so many level cuz 1) I personally am not religious #and 2) I’m technically Jewish depending on who you ask #rip #good omens #moonie posting

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

I know American English isn't on the same level of "tonal language" as Mandarin or Japanese, but I can't overstate how there is a world of difference between a Southerner telling you "bless your heart" (read: expressing pity/sympathy) and "bless your heart" (read: commit neck-rope immediately)

#also the most devastating culturally appropriate way to tell a Christian Southerner you despise them and their beliefs is simply going #I'm praying for you #like you say that after they say some fucked up wack bullshit and they will immediately know you hate them and everything they stand for #im not even religious but using that on bigoted relatives is a linguistic killshot in that context #or extra thick is: I'm praying for God to heal your heart #.sillyshit

[e-adlirez]

Actually made a drabble this time

Summary says all, haha

If you need a bit of context, Professor Plotfur is a character from the Thea Stilton Mouseford Academy books, as part of the school's new Performing Arts department :3

#thea stilton #thea sisters #geronimo stilton #ao3 fanfic #fanfic #fanfiction #as someone who studied in a theater class for one year in a country that isn't the philippines #it's a whole different breed #like back home they'd just like warm up your voice or whatever and have you read lines and stuff #I didn't know you get to play goofy games and do try not to laugh challenges #i would say that the “hayop ka” gambit is also a common thing practiced in filipino theater but uh #the school i studied a bit of theater in in ph was a sheltered white boi Christian school that had the crappiest extracurricular system #you literally have to do a raffle to get into a mandatory saturday class #if you got uhhhh an animation class that's literally a scam because it just shows you how to make a site with html then too bad #rinse and repeat for all three semesters #so I got into drama twice out of sheer rng and we didn't even get to scream obscenities about how some imaginary dood cheated on us #we did like one christian play and then one where I had to play some girl just getting out of the shower all horny-like #it was weird I had no practice time and no room for improvement because i only had that drama class for one semester #basically it was wack #i dunno if it's the same in other schools but in my school back then it was wack #then I moved to a first world country got into a drama class for my whole last year of senior high and man #I done got scammed /j

[gxlden-angels]

Therapy is just playing 6 degrees of Religious Trauma at this point

#Me: why does it make me feel so angry that I haven't had time to cut and style my hair?? #Can't cut hair -> Outside forces preventing me from doing my hair how I want -> couldn't do hair as I wanted until I was an adult and moved #-> my hair belongs to my father then husband as per the Bible -> religious trauma #Like damn bro I'm literally busy making pronoun pins and planning gay shit #and yet #and fuckin yet #religious trauma is wack #Play along at home folks! #ex christian #religious trauma

[ceruelaen]

just a thought. if everyone’s only response to the question “do you know of anyplace where young adults can meet new people” is anywhere close to “church” or “youth groups”. THATS A PROBLEM

#— 🏹🩵 #CHURCH should not be the default answer for all of you #but i forgot; this is kentucky #nothing else matters so long as god fearing christians get to trap people into going to church #be it through providing NECCESSITIES in exchange for attending services #or literally having NOWHERE to go except for church activities #wack asf

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Elizabeth Goudge is great because she's writing at a time where still a lot of authors wrote in casual anti-Semitism and she's out here regularly, even when it has nothing to do with the plot, going "I will pepper in the fact anti-Semitism is evil"

#there's a bit in Smokey House where the TALKING ANIMALS are just CHATTING and one of them is like also isn't it wack the way Jewish people #are persecuted even by people who call themselves Christians despite Jesus himself being a Jew? crazy! and evil!

[pigeonguy]

sometimes my friend tells me things about the catholic church and i am 900% sure it’s a cult

#i say this as an anglican christian person #some of that shit is wack as fuck #catholic #church #christianity

[mercuryislove]

going from being in a fine mood to immediate basket case from one song 🤪

#if you must know it's everything i own by bread which the vocalist wrote about his dead dad. um. hi. #im losing it #i knew this song was about a dead relative but i didnt know it was about his dad #and for obvious reasons this has gutted me. #unrelated but at my dumb christian school i went to for so many years we had to sing it during our daily worship lmao #and i remember being like. do they not know this is a 'secular' song??? #we had strict rules about no secular music. #WACK. anyway. good afternoon.

[echthr0s]

it's so surreal to learn a thing and see people discussing the thing and adapt to incorporate that learning and then look around and see that the majority of people either did not have that experience or did not see it as valuable to integrate into one's own behaviour

today this is about "biblically accurate angels"

#obviously i also have a bias in being anti-[christian hegemony] and pro-[judaism and jewish voices] but like. damn #we still sayin that shit??? broke. wack. L

[snekdood]

Damn well. One of the clear ways you can tell my ex is bullshitting about me being anywhere near conservative is the fact that i get along well w the left leaning portion of my family vs the right leaning portion whomst i Do Not get along with or interact with

#my gma is probably the most liberal irish old lady you could know #like can we stop pretending sbsjsbnsns #admit that i got into that dumb shit bc i liked the magic part and would have 100% left if i knew what the other shit was implying #there Wasnt. infact. other intentions. #i was literally 14 years old. my biggest intention was to sleep draw and smoke weed. #i did not have the brain capacity or mental capacity or planning ability to have other intentions behind it. #i was paranoid and i wanted to protect myself. im not sure where i got lost tho bc literally nothing ever said anything about jewish ppl #either its as i remember it- and no one mentioned it back then outright- or its always been that way and i somehow blissfully #walked past it interpreting it as something a christian priest would do. #i kinda feel like its as i remember it. krazy how my memory of things is oft correct #anyways hello random person who might be reading these tags. i used to think all those conspiracy theories were about christian #conservatives because loterally HOW DOES IT NOT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING THEYRE FAR MORE LIKELY TO DO. #i just liked the chakras and crystals and aliens n shit but literally its the alien belief that brings you over there AND LET ME BE CLEAR #aliens are prolly real but the conspiracy theories ppl come up w about them sure as fuck arent #regardless. somehow i walked through all of that w/o ever adapting the idea that 'jewish people bad' which seems to be an idea that was #pushed or more obvious later on as the years progressed? #idk. shits wack #idk how i missed that shit but i do think it might be because i avoided any conspiracy theory website that said anything with 'God' in it #all the gs in the page capitalized. i just knew i couldnt trust it then. youd think i wouldve noticed something was wrong if i was already #doing that. however. i was also paranoid and i grew up always feeling unsafe bc ppl would bully me and trick me and pick on me n such #which ironically made me more trusting of people? apparently its a thing that happens. #its apparently bc ppl who are too trusting but who are abused or whatever can become even less trusting of themselves and what they know #anyways i shouldnt have to explain every little detail of my life in the tags but oh well #the things i do to not get yelled at for shit i dont believe in unless i #clarify otherwise sdbjsks

[jewishbarbies]

they way I’d have to travel an hour and a half to get to the closest synagogue (in WASHINGTON) bc apparently jews just don’t exist in oregon outside of the portland area 🙃

#g talks #i hate it here #eastern oregon is wack af #don’t ever move here #the people suck #the jobs suck #the weather sucks #and it’s full of christian conservatives #jumblr #mine #/mobile #/okay to reblog

[jessiesjaded]

people on here always bring up that chris pratt attends a homophobic church but one thing I never see bought up is that Hillsong church very much had a massive scandal here in Australia because the founders father was a pedophile priest who abused kids and the man who is currently buddy-buddy with a lot of big celebrities and heads the church helped cover up his fathers crimes. so it's actually much worse than you thought.

#also justin bieber selena gomez kardashians i think ? also attend so like. wack. #but they sing such fun christian songs guys <3<3

[memequeen92]

anyways in more fic-related topics...

god I wish i could write genuine fluff/love/affection without it feeling so unnatural

i feel like my fics are a neon billboard that can be summed up as that car meme where the guy slaps the hood

‘this writer can fit so much trauma in her!” *plants hand on top of my head as im surrounded by Springtrap art/fics*

#nhgnhfg #genuine affection? in MY good christian smut and angst fics? no. absolutely not. writer is incapable. have a day. #sometimes i wonder what its like to live a life free of trauma #whats it like to not have PTSD? #ur tellin me most ppl dont shut down and have flashbacks when yelled at?? wack. #its 2 am and im thinking too much #[gazes into the abyss]

[purpleisnotacolor]

oh boy my second death threat!

I really am growing on here.

#my potst #blocked and reported #oh wat I know... #they said they wouldn't 'coddle women' #but I think not telling people to die is pretty basic respect #what kind of wack community are you in where NOT telling people to kill themselves is a special privilege #oh wait... #if christian women are brainwashed and need to be rescued why do you think they should die?

[pwurrz]

“the bible says you shall not bare false witness so that means trans people are sinful and breaking one of the ten commandments” ignoring the fact that you have definitely told a lie in your life, on purpose.. y’all are the only ones that think trans people are lying. there is not a single person on this earth that would willingly put themselves through so much change and potentially open themselves up to discrimination and oppression. that’s just. not a thing that’s happening.

our belief in our gender is just as real as your worship of the man who supposedly wrote the ten commandments. and having a basis in science never bothered y’all before, considering there’s no scientific evidence that god exists.

i guess cherry picking (which bible virtues to listen to and when science does and doesn’t apply) is your specialty huh? i would say deliberately picking and choosing information to push an agenda is pretty deceptive but hey, what do i know?

#transphobia / #christianity / #‘jesus doesn’t approve of-’ JESUS WOJLD NOT FUCK WITH YOU #JESUS THINKS YOU’RE WACK!!!