St. Peter: *can't find St. John in a crowded room*
St. Peter, cupping hands over his mouth and hollering: "So Peter set out with the other disciple to go to the tomb. They ran together--"
St. John, bursting from the crowd panting: "--But the other disciple, running faster than Peter, reached the tomb first!"
St. Peter: "There he is."
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Oh so when it is Mary Magdalene x Jesus it gets on a few conpiracies, a lot of people openly talk about it and find it cool and even start to believe it, a movie gets adapted about that premise, many people like it despite it not being canon AT ALL, but when I want to talk about John x Jesus--*found dead in the back alley*
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They’re not ready yet 😂😂💀💀
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