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Hello! Minerva Mink and SpongeBob for the f/o questions 🥺💖 10, 12, and 14! Am curious to hear more about them! 💖🥺🥰

(alphasmoonlitjinko 🐺✨)

Aww, thank you love! I appreciate you sending this ask to me @alphasmoonlitjinko! I'm really gonna relish in the mushy gushy feelings of both my favorite cartoon blondes! 🥰🥰🥰

10. What's their contact name and assigned picture? What do they have for you?

Spongebob: For Spongebob, my assigned name for him at first when we met as friends was "Sponge-Pup" because he always had sort of a sea puppy-boy like attitude that was infectious to be around! He always made me smile and laugh whenever we interacted with each other. Whether it was at the Krusty Krab where we both worked, at Sandy's place, or even when we visited each others places here and there! My assigned picture for him at the time was when he did bubble blowing with me and showed me his technique to do it. 😊

When we got closer to each other, I had an assigned crush name for him which was "Mi Esponjito", or "My little sponge" in Spanish. At that time I was so embarrassed of my crush on him because every single citizen in Bikini Bottom teased me mercilessly for it, or even ridiculed me to an extent because of it. However, I eventually got over my insecurities and decided it didn't matter because he cared for me, and I did for him too. So I thought to myself,"Screw the haters, I'm going to crush on him and hope to god he doesn't find out my contact name on my shell-phone for him"! (Ps. Spongebob did find out about it, but he decided not to tell me until the feelings were mutual on both sides.)

Also, my assigned picture for him was when we went jelly fishing together, and he captured the extremely rare gold spotted jellyfish for me in his net. He had the happiest expression with the sparkliest blue eyes and most blush induced smile on his face. I of course, drew a bunch of hearts around him on my shell-phone to make him look extra cuter! >/////< 💕 💞

When we finally got together, my assigned name for him on my shell-phone is,"Mi Amor". A classic, but sweet pet name that he loves to this day. He doesn't understand a single lick of Spanish, but he cannot deny that he gets extra giggly and lovesick when I call him that! In fact, he just gets lovesick in general whenever I say anything to him in Spanish lol. His current contact photo right now is him holding his gift he made for me, which is a large golden heart with little spots on it with the biggest, most bashful smile on his face.

When he first met me, his assigned name for me was simply,"Chrissy", but with a cute smile emoji at the end of my name. His assigned photo of me at the time was me smiling and waving at him when we first met. Once he got closer to me, he reassigned my name to "Bubbles" with a heart emoji at the end because he equated me to being one of his most favorite things ever, which is blowing bubbles. He didn't quite know it yet, but he did have a reciprocating crush on me and was high-key obsessed with me to the point where he followed me around like he did with Squidward in certain episodes.

His assigned picture for me at the time was me eating a peanut butter and kelp sandwich awkwardly, but he added heart emojis all over the picture. Sometimes, even when I was there, I swore I saw Spongebob smooching the picture of me on his shell-phone. Usually I asked what it was he was looking so sweetly at, and he'd quickly deny it and become all flustered for a while.

Once he got together with me, his assigned contact name for me was " My Luvey Wuvey" with a ridiculous amount of heart emojis surrounding it. He prefers to go with the classic or adorable sounding nicknames for me such as "Darling" or "Sweetie" too. His current assigned picture of me is where I'm curled up in a ball sleeping on his couch with a soft pink filter. I cannot count the amount of times he gets overly lovelorn and the entirety of his screen is smothered in Coral Blue #2 semi-gloss lipstick because he smooched my screen picture like crazy! Hahaha! He usually does that whenever he misses me as I'm going on a land trip to Texas with my long time best friend Sandy. 😆💕💞💝

Minerva: When I first met Minerva, I just put an assigned contact of her name and that was it. Minerva at the time wasn't fond of me because apparently I was "stealing her spotlight" even though I was perfectly minding my own business. My assigned contact photo of her was of her trying to do an Instagram model pose, and she failed miserably in the funniest way. I obviously took the photo so I could poke fun at her here and there, and to make her more humble because she gets way too full of herself sometimes. Minerva's kind of an egomaniac here and there! Lol. 😂

When we got together, her official assigned contact name is, "My Sweet Puff" because she's a literal ball of puffy white sweetness towards me, and she's so soft and cuddly. Her assigned picture is one where she's in a glamour shot photo while batting her long eyelashes at me in a very flirtatious way. Obviously it gets me a little shy and flustered every time I see that photo, and it reminds me of my love for her and how she loves me that much. >///3///<💖💗💕💞💘

When Minerva first met me, her contact name for me was "Dirt Face" because apparently I enjoyed digging up flowerbeds a little too much (it's the Labrador in me!). She often took pictures of me when I wasn't looking while I dug up flowerbeds for stress relief. Despite Minerva trying to dig literal dirt on me (blackmail/embarrassing pictures), she couldn't deny that she was attracted to me in a way, and would often make a dreamy sigh looking at my contact picture.

Once Minerva finally was dating me, her contact name for me quickly turned into "Honey Pie" with lots of sparkly pink hearts around it. Minerva gets extra flustered if I tease her about it though, and it makes this moment extra cuter and funnier! Her assigned contact picture of me is one where we went out for a bowling date, and she's looking at me with lovestruck eyes while I'm dressed in my best denim jean jacket and ripped black jeans. Honestly, it's one of our best couple pics ever, and I wouldn't want it any other way! 😊

12. Describe their hugs/cuddles.

Spongebob's hugs are the very best in the entirety of Bikini Bottom. You can't ever feel down when Spongebob is hugging you, and this is no exception when he's with me. His hugs literally feel like the entire warmth of the sun enveloping you with peaceful and gentle rays. It's even better when he's cuddling me.

When he cuddles me, his soft sponge body is so soft yet breathable because of the holes in his body. So it's usually comfortable to cuddle him even in the most humid summer times. Spongebob has a tendency to hug and cling to me extra tightly, and he gets quite kissy too! Even when I literally have to go get a snack or go to the bathroom! I don't mind though, cuz he's so sweet to me. 😆

Minerva's hugs are much more passionate, touchy, and sensual though. She is definitely the type to entangle her body in between mine and run her finger in circles on my chest. She even nuzzles her head in between the crook of my neck so she could kiss that sensitive area a lot and get me all riled up. Minerva can't help it honestly. She just thinks I'm the prettiest creature she's ever seen and wants to especially make it known!

If I ever get insecure about myself, Minerva will do everything she can to smother me in lipstick kisses and worshipping my body. So me thinking the exact opposite is a HUGE NO NO in her book. And to be honest? I adore every single second of it. 🥰🥰🥰

14. Can the two of you act like functioning humans inside a grocery store together or are you both too good at getting off track and making the other laugh?

Me and Spongebob can't go for five minutes without at least doing some silly and nonsensical things in the grocery aisles of the store. Sometimes he gets easily distracted, and he likes to playfully include me in fun stuff even though I tell him no sometimes. For example, if Spongebob sees a stack of cans, he has to arrange them in the shape of a krabby patty. Then he tells me to join, and I usually do after laughing at the silliness. Usually the store clerks get really tired of our antics, and sometimes they kick us out because we get so loud and obnoxious at the grocery lines! 😆

Me and Minerva are a different story though. We can pretty much function like normal adults picking up whatever milk, eggs, bread or other groceries we need at the time. However, we're often a super pretty lady couple together, and that means we get unwanted people either checking us out or even hitting on us. Usually if someone gets to be too much or even hits on Minerva in front of me, I start growling and showing my large canines, and most people get the hint and run like hell. Other than that, we can get playful sometimes by telling each other dirty jokes in the aisles depending on how the food is shaped. Lol. We love each other so much! 🥰 💕

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