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ramp-it-up · 1 year
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TEACH ME + R U SHY?
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Pairing: Lloyd Hansen x Reader
Word Count:  1.7 K
Warnings: 18+ As always, MINORS DNI, Not Beta’d. All mistakes my own. Employer/employee power imablance, seeming age gap, virgin reader, manipulation, seeming sort of dub con maybe but not really, use of the d word, nipple play, virgin kink, thigh riding, woman on top, size kink, pain with sex, the old trickeroo, use of paralytic, agent reader. Twisted porn with plot for Valentine's Day, my Loves.
A/N:  Based on this askl. Based on my Candy Hearts Valentine Prompt List found Here. Hope you like it @flordeamatista​ 💕
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Three days of wearing your maid’s uniform tight against your braless tits and bare ass was all it took before Lloyd spoke to you, beckoning you back after you’d scurried out of the room when he entered.
He sucked on his lollipop and you let your gaze linger on his watermelon red lips. Then you licked yours.
“Want some candy, little girl?”
You smiled slightly at his joke and looked down at the open bag of sugary candy on the table.
“Go on. Take one. Any one.”
You reached out for a piece, and then drew your hand back. Then you looked at him, eyes wide.
Lloyd cocked his head at you and bent down, watermelon breath in your face.
“Aw. Are you dumb or something?”
You shook your head and cast your eyes down, biting your lip.
Lloyd tsked and then moved closer to you, reaching into the bag and searching, then taking your hand and placing the selected piece into your palm. It was chalky and white with pink writing.
R U SHY?
You looked up at him with huge doe eyes and nodded, biting your lip.
“Fuccckkkk.”
Lloyd whispered, putting his hand on your shoulder and rubbing it while looking into your eyes. You were sure you looked mesmerized.
“Little Miss Innocent. Bet you’ve never had a man touch you in your personal places before. Have you Sweetie?”
You just continued to stare up at him.
Lloyd palmed the back of your head and brought you in for a forehead kiss. You whimpered a bit.
His hands ran over your hair as you trembled at his proximity.
“These fucking little girl space buns have been driving me crazy. Along with your tits and ass.”
Lloyds eyes ran down your body.
“No underwear, Sweetie?”
“I… only have one set. And I wear those to church on Sunday.”
Lloyd’s eyes rolled.
“You’re killing me here, Sweetie. How old are you?”
“19.”
The lie rolled off your tongue smoothly.
“Shit.”
Lloyd took his lollipop and pushed it between your lips, pulling it in and out, making you fellate the candy. You gagged a little bit.
“Fuck. Are you…” He moved close to your ear. “Are you a virgin?”
You blushed and nodded, looking down at your shoes. Lloyd’s eyes lit up like he’d found buried treasure. He leaned close again.
“Do you think I’m…attractive?”
You gasped and he nodded and continued to whisper.
“I’ve seen you looking at me. You wanna know a secret?”
You nodded.
“I think you’re cute. I’ve been wanting to…”
Lloyds eyes raked down your body in the most obscene way. You shivered and the glint in his eyes told you that he caught it.
“I’ve been wanting to ask you something Sweetie. Can I… can I… kiss you?”
Lloyd had been moving closer so that his mouth was now just inches from yours.
You closed the distance like your lips were made of magnets. You moaned as Lloyd turned the innocent kiss into a lewd demonstration of his new found possession of you.
“Mmmmm. So sweet. I’d love to kiss those lips again. And so much more. I’d love to show you a lot more.”
He had you in his arms now and you were like a pliable doll under his spell.
“Would you like that?”
You reached for the bag of candy and quickly found what you wanted. You handed him the magic piece: TEACH ME.
20 minutes later, you were riding Lloyd’s right thigh, the weave in his linen pants making your clit vibrate.
Your hands desperately clutched his shirt as he had his way with you, sucking your tits, his greedy mouth and huge cock pounding next your leg as he ravaged your soul. He was very skilled.
He leaned over to whisper in your ear, but instead of sweet nothings, he growled, “You’re already ruining my pants, don’t you dare wrinkle this shirt.”
You unclenched your hands and placed them on his broad shoulders, feeling the strong bones and muscle there.
“So fucking tight. I can feel you through my pants.”
Lloyd’s hands pushed and pulled your pelvis, dragging your clit against the heavenly material of his pants and the corded muscles of his thigh.
“Get off, Sweetie. It will loosen you up when I tear you apart.”
You shuddered from his words and the cool air of the room. Your maid’s uniform was bunched around your hips and unbuttoned down to your navel; it might as well have been off. As if reading your mind, Lloyd tore it off you, sending buttons flying every which way.
“You’ll clean that up. Right?
You nodded quickly, although your muscles ached, and yet you’d trained for this moment.
You focused on your breathing, and the goals of the mission. The fact that you were enjoying this, immensely, too much, was the one thought that you put out of your mind and you were reacting as any human in this situation would: Spill your bodily fluids all over Lloyd’s impeccable white pants.
Lloyd’s sinful lips and that titty tickler mustache of his was working overtime to push you over the edge.
“I’ve wanted to taste these beauties ever since I laid eyes on them.”
Lloyd leaned down and sucked your right nipple, pulling off of it with a pop. Then leaned over to the left and bit it.
You jolted, but it did no good as Lloyd held you fast to his leg, granting you no mercy from your impending orgasm.
“I know you’re so sticky and sweet. Just like candy, yeah?”
“Want me to suck your clit like I’m sucking these titties? Yeah?”
“Want to cum for me? Get that greedy little virgin hole of yours all wet for me so I can split you open? Yeah?
Lloyd was taunting you with rhetorical questions. Of course you wanted it all.
You moaned like you’d never heard yourself before, and came, shaking and crying into Lloyd’s shoulder.
“Oh, there, there, Sweetie.”
Lloyd patted your ass as you came down.
“Suck it up and get the fuck up so that I can have that cherry of yours.”
You obeyed him on wobbly legs, watching as he disrobed and lay down on the bed.
“Now I’m gonna be nice and let your tight little pussy slide down my monster pole.”
You looked at him and silently agreed.
It was a monster’s cock.
“Get that ass over here.”
You tentatively walked toward the edge of the bed and climbed on, your legs spread to accommodate his thick thighs.
“C’mon!”
Lloyd motioned for you to move by waving his fingers. You scooted up over his bobbing cock as he started tuning your clit again.
“Go ahead Sweetie, sit on my cock. Go ahead and bite the bullet. It’s about time.”
You nodded again and took a deep breath.
Lloyd continued to finger your clit as you carefully lowered yourself onto him. You bit your lip as he entered you, and tears rolled down your face. You stopped avert about two of his nine inches breached you.
“Damn, you’re tight, Sweetie. Keep going.”
You nodded and winced as you slowly slid down his huge cock, grimacing as if in pain. A tear or two rolled down your cheeks.
The look on Lloyd’s face changed. There seemed to be a shift in his demeanor. He was hooked.
“Oh shit, Sweetie. Is my big nasty dick hurting you. Fuck, that’s so fucking sexy.”
You reached the root of his cock, you looked at him, eyes wide.
“Damn Sweetie. I love to see you ruined. Now move and give me all of that cherry.”
Lloyd grabbed your bottom and worked it as you scream- moaned into his mouth. He swallowed your emotions as he worked you until you got just a tad looser and wetter.
“Thaaaat’s it Sweetheart. Feels good, doesn’t it? Now bounce for me.”
Lloyd lay back with his hands behind his head, his biceps popping. You had to admit his body was banging.
You used it as inspiration as you bounced up and down on his thickness.
Lloyd moved his hands down to your legs, rubbing upwards..
“Looka these thighs. Like a thoroughbred. And looks these tits. Make those beauties bounce.”
He took hold of your nipples and twisted them, causing you to move more erraticly.
“They are the perfect size. I’m
Obsessed with them. Obsessed.”
Lloyd rolled his eyes and repeated the act. He looked down to see your cream seeping out around his cock,
“You like it when I touch you, yeah?”
Lloyd looked up at you from under those sinfully long eyelashes
You nodded and threw you head back as his thumbs reached the apex of your thighs, you were really feeling it now.
As you started trembling, Lloyd’s fingers worked overtime.
“Need to see you cum for me again, Sweets. Gimme.”
Greedy Lloyd got his way, and then shot off inside you, moaning and whimpering as he looked at you with those blue eyes.
You leaned down and kissed him, grabbing the cloth from the pocket of your uniform on the floor.
Lloyd’s eyes were closed so he didn’t see it coming, and you had enough chemical on it so that it made him paralyzed almost instantly.
“What, not whining like a little bitch now, Hunh, Lloyd?”
He tried to lift his hand in vain as you climbed off him. All that moved was his finger. You watched him, impressed.
“You are such a stupid asshole, Lloyd. But then again, you weren’t thinking with your brain.”
You collected the the fluids from between your legs.
You held up the vial.
“Now we have your DNA, yeah?”
Lloyds eyes glinted as you mocked him.
“So, so not smart, Lloyd, banging the 19 year old virgin maid?”
You leaned down to speak to him as drool ram out of his mouth.
“Not 19. 26, but I was a virgin. I sacrificed that arbitrary designation to get what we wanted.”
You walked to his closet and pulled out your bag, getting dressed.
“And you can call me Nine.”
You cocked your head at him.
“Too bad I’ll be far away when you can move again. Would love to give it another go.”
You looked wistfully at his body.
“Maybe some other time.”
You walked out of the door.
“Happy Valentine’s Day Lloyd.”
The salutation drifted toward Lloyd’s immobile body.
A tear of rage slid down his cheek.
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hertzwritings · 2 years
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Pawprints
A/N: My brain is used and rotten by all my professional knowledge at this point in time, so I’m resetting with some good, old fanfiction. It’s the cure all, and I will die on this hill. Prompt: “There’s blood everywhere.”
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I love y’all so much and I’ve honestly been blown away over the response to some of my stuff lately, so thank you! Remember, feedback feeds the soul (min, in particular) and my requests and askbox are always open – there’s no limits to what you can ask for, because I am me and I have none.
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CHRIS EVANS MASTERLIST
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Pairing: Chris Evans x plus sized!Reader
Contains: language, mentions of SMALL injury to Dodger (PROMISE IT’S BARELY A THING), Vetenarian!Reader, flirty Chris, smidge of angst, a lot of fluff
W.C.: 3.000
 Pawprints
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  You weren’t sure what you were expecting, when you moved to a small town just outside of Boston to take over the veterinarian position; at any rate, you were here and it was the quietest job, you’d ever had in your entire life. Mrs. Robinson came in once a week with her poodle, because she convinced herself it was limping (it was not, nor was it the time before that), Mr. Ericsson came in with his parrot, because he needed you to make it stop swearing (it did not, but the parrot did get worse at it) and all in all, you didn’t do much. It was still only a month since you moved to Boxford, and you had wanted the quiet of the small town. It fit you perfectly after a shitty breakup and a shittier job. The quiet of your small home on the outskirts of the town, the living room facing the lake and the forest around it – you might have a shit-ton of handiwork on front of you, because the cabin was overgrown, falling apart at the seams and your foot had gone through a hole in the kitchen floor more times than you could count, but it felt like home.
You sighed and placed the last of your cups in the cupboard, finally emptying the last box – it was a relief to finally be done, especially in the sweltering heat. You felt like you could swim in the amount of sweat, your body had produced; another wonderful aspect of being a bigger girl. You glanced at the clock and decided that it wasn’t late enough to call it a night, and the fact that you hadn’t actually seen more of the town other that the supermarket, your practice and your home, made up your mind to at least see something from the town.
The walk to town wasn’t too long, and the warm evening air felt comfortable on your skin as you trekked through small and narrow streets, the soft noises of the day winding down and the evening kicking in, surrounding you. The town was small and quaint – it was pretty, with soft lights from the streetlights flooding the sidewalk leading to the post-office, while people walked to and from the grocery store, the small restaurant and the park, families hauling blankets and children in their hands. You smiled at them and waved politely at them – your eyes scanned the town square and they landed on a sign to the only bar in town. Perfect.
You stepped inside, the smell of beer and peanuts flooding your senses, and you walked straight to the bar, ignoring the stares that followed you. New people in a small town were bound to draw a few eyes. The bartender smiled politely at you. “What can I get you, doc?” you laughed a little under your breath. “I’m not a doctor, I’m a vet.” “Same difference here.” He winked at you. “What will it be?” “Double whiskey, please.” He nodded and pulled down a bottle from the top shelf, before he winked at you. “You deserve the top shelf-stuff. Don’t worry, no extra charge.” You chuckled and gratefully took the glass from him. Another voice sounded from your left. “Hey, Henry, can I have whatever beer is the coldest?” It sounded familiar. You turned your head a little and almost threw up. Holy shit. Blue eyes locked in with yours, and a soft smile played on his lips. “Hi.” You gulped and tried to fix the sudden dry spot in your throat. “H-hi.” You stuttered. The bartender placed a cold beer in front of him, and turned to you. “Don’t worry too much about it, that’s the general reaction he gets from anyone under the age of 60.” You both laughed at that, and he turned to you fully, extending his hand to you. “Chris.” You nodded. “Kind of knew that.” You grabbed his hand and shook it. It was warm and slightly rough. “I’m Y/N.” “Oh, shit, you’re the new veterinarian, right?” He asked, letting your hand go and grabbed his beer. “Yup.” “Can I ask why on earth you moved here? It’s… Uhm…” he trailed off and you didn’t miss the way his eyes zeroed in on your lips as you licked them. “Uneventful?” He nodded. “Uh, well… I guess I needed it. Besides, it was my old teacher who ran the practice here, and I was pretty close with him, so it seemed perfect for me to take over.” You shrugged. “I have to know though, what you’re doing here? I thought you were a big-city-boy?” He chuckled. “I used to be. I needed the freedom a little, after both L.A. and Boston, I guess. I like to be able to walk Dodger around without having a camera or five in my face.” “That makes sense.” He smiled at you. “Where did you move in? I didn’t think there was any listings in town?” He took a sip, leaning against the bar. His bicep was bulging out of his tight t-shirt and it took you a moment to focus on talking. “Oh, there wasn’t. I actually moved into the lake cabin.” You said and grinned at his expression. “I know, yeah, it has… A few issues.” “Y/N, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it is literally a gust of wind away from collapsing.” You laughed along with him – you felt warm and slightly giddy, while also in awe that this man, this absolute God was talking to you willingly. “Maybe so. But I’m working hard to make it a little sturdier.” You said with a shrug. “It’s a little difficult with a small toolbox from IKEA, but I make do.” “Oh no, that won’t do. You at least need a powerdrill that can do something.” He said with a grin. “My powerdrill is perfect, thank you very much.” You finished your drink and stood. “I should get back, or Mrs. Robinson will be very upset with me tomorrow.” “Of course.” He grinned. “Uh… Can I, maybe walk you home?” he asked, and you were surprised by a soft blush on his cheeks. Without thinking about it, you answered. “Sure. I’m still a little lost on the trails, so…” “Cool. I’ll pay, hang on.” And with that, he paid for both of your drinks and left the bar together.
As soon as you were out of the town center, and the sidewalk turned to gravel under your shoes, you opened your mouth. “So you’re not… Like a serial killer or something, right? Who just uses fame as the best cover ever?” You asked, only halfway joking. He laughed hard, his hand flying to his chest. “No, I’m not, but I commend you for asking the question after we are out of eye and earshot, in the darkness and in the woods. Very good on survival-skills, Y/N.” “Damn, I didn’t even think about that.” You mused. “Well, can we just make a deal that you don’t kill me, then?” “Sure thing.” You walked a little while without talking, until he cleared his throat. “I, uh, I’m sorry if I seemed forward. It’s just a little rare that people my age shows up around here.” “You don’t even know how old I am. Or if I’m single.” You raised an eyebrow at him. “For all you know, I might be 45 and married with seven kids.” He chuckled. “That’s true. So… How old are you, and do you by chance have a husband and seven kids, I need to know about?” You shook your head. “No husband or kids. Thankfully dodged that bullet. And I’m 27.” “Oh wow, you’re younger than I thought you were.” He said quietly. “And what do you mean dodged that bullet? Kids or the husband?” “The husband. I’m not that young, Chris. Full adult here.” “Want to talk about it?” “My age? Pretty self-explanatory. See, I was born…” He laughed and you nudged his shoulder – well, more like his elbow, because he towered well above you. “Ha, ha, funny girl. No, the husband. Or lack of him.” You sighed. “I, uh…” Somehow, you found yourself pretty comfortable with him around, and it seemed as easy as it was talking to your friends back in the city. “Well, we were together for a long time. Almost five years. He proposed and took it back three months later, because he found someone else.” “Ouch.” “Not the worst part, if you can believe it.” You said bitterly. Your house was appearing out of the darkness. “He told me it was because I gained weight. I wasn’t… I don’t know, sexy, I guess, anymore. So, he found a blonde, tall and skinny model-type, who doted on him. More than I did, anyway.” “Holy shit, he’s a douche.” Chris said, stopping dead in his tracks. “I mean, I barely know you and I think you’re a catch.” You felt your cheeks heat up. “Thanks, but you don’t have to say that. I’m pretty used to…” “I’m not saying it out of pity. Seriously, I… Okay, so… You can ask Henry and he’ll tell you I never willingly talk to anyone. You kind of drew me in. He’s a douche, your ex, Y/N.” You scoffed. “I wish I knew that five years ago.” You looked to your house. “Uhm, this is me. I guess I’ll see you around?” He nodded and sent you a boyish smile. “I guess you will. Goodnight, Y/N.” “Goodnight, Chris.” He turned to leave, gravel crunching under his feet, and something clicked inside of you. “Chris, wait!” You yelled after him and jogged to his side. He turned quickly to face you. “Give me your phone.” You asked, and he handed you it willingly. “Why?” He asked, while you punched your number in and gave it back to him. “Uhm… Well, now you have my number. In case, I don’t know, you need some vet-assistance. You can call or text if there’s anything you need.” It was half true – you also just kind of wanted him to have your number. You grinned and he echoed your grin – his eyes lit up even under the cover of darkness. “Well.. Thank you, Y/N. Sleep tight, honey.”
 When you laid down in bed, you saw your phone light up with a message from an unknown number.
Unknown: Just in case you need the powerdrill. 😉
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  It was only two days later, after you had already dozed off, when your phone rang, and Chris’ name lit up your screen. You answered groggily. “I know I said anything you need, but it’s a little late…” you mumbled, rubbing sleep from your eyes. “It’s Dodge.” His voice was panicked. “I don’t know what happened, I don’t… He’s, God, I let him out, and there’s…” He was panicked, that’s for sure. You could hear how shallow his breaths were, and all traces of sleepiness disappeared from your body. You sat straight up and fumbled for your lights, turning them on and quickly throwing your sweatpants and a hoodie on. “Y/N, please, there’s blood everywhere.” “Okay, hay, it’s alright. I’m on my way, okay? Is his breathing normal?” You asked, putting him on speaker to throw your hoodie on. “Yeah, I… yeah, I think so. He’s limping.” You nodded. “Okay, Chris, I need you to text me your address. I’ll drive to you as fast as I can, okay? Make sure he tries to drink some water, and keep an eye on him to see if he gets sleepy.” “Ye-yes, yeah, okay.” He hung up and you practically jumped into your sneakers and out into your car, praying that the piece of shit would start. It did, and you put your phone in the cupholder, GPS on and found the address he had texted you.
 You knocked on his door – the big door that belonged to the big house with the other side of the forest behind it – with your go-bag over your shoulder. He opened quickly. “Thank you so much!” His eyes were wide, and he looked just about ready to cry. “Yeah, no problem. Where’s the best boy?” You asked, toeing your shoes off. “In here.” He led you through his hallway to the living room (which was beautiful and kept in neutral colors, with dashes of forest-green added here and there) and your eyes found Dodger immediately. He was laying on the floor next to the fireplace, pawprints of dried blood around him. “Hi, buddy. It’s nice to meet you, yeah?” You slowly extended your hand and he leaned against it, allowing you to scratch him behind the ear. “I had hoped it would be in a different way, but nonetheless…” You let your bag fall to the ground gently, and turned your head to Chris, who was biting his nails. “Chris, can you go and get two clean towels and wet them both?” He nodded and rushed to what you presumed was the kitchen. “Alright, Dodge, what’s up with you, huh? Scaring your dad like that…” You chuckled when his tail wagged. “At least your mood is good.” You looked at his eyes and felt his nose. “Buddy, I’m going to check you, okay? I promise I’ll be good if you don’t bite.” He woofed gently and you took it as a sign of goodwill, and began slowly inching your fingers through his fur, around his neck, down his tail and finally, his paws. “Ah, there’s the culprit.” You mumbled to yourself, and Chris knelt next to you with the towels. “Can you give him one of them to just suck on? Sometimes it’s calming to them, and we’re making sure he’s getting fluids.” He nodded and followed your instructions. “He was outside?” You asked, feeling Dodger’s hindleg. “Yeah, I… I don’t know what happened. It wasn’t more than a minute, and I just looked down and there was blood…” he drew a deep breath and you smiled reassuringly at him. “Dodger is going to be just fine. He got cut by something, see?” You held the paw up, and sure enough, a gash was at the bottom – it wasn’t too deep, and wouldn’t require stiches, because it had already stopped bleeding. “Oh, thank God.” Chris closed his eyes and exhaled a shaky breath. “Thank you. I always panic when something happens to him, and I just…”  You shook your head. “it’s fine. It’s what I’m here for, remember?” You smiled softly at him. “But we’re not totally in the clear yet. I need to clean the surface of it, and I need to give him a shot, just in case.” Chris paled. “I promise, it’s fine and he won’t even notice me giving him the shot.” “Honestly, it’s not him I’m worried about. It’s me. I hate needles.” He confessed and you laughed a little, nuzzling Dodger’s fur. “Aren’t you covered in tattoos?” You asked, while searching your bag for the necessary things. “Yes, but I don’t see the needle there.” “Ah.” You worked fast and fixed the shot quickly. “Okay, then do me a favor, okay?” He nodded. “I need you to just hold and cuddle Dodge while I give the shot. Don’t look at it, okay, just keep your eyes on me.” “That won’t be a problem.” He said quickly and blushed. “Wow, flirting, are we?” You joked. “Not that I mind.” You added quickly. “I would hope not. I mean… It’s kind of hard not to look at you, have you seen yourself lately? Gorgeous.” He chuckled and held Dodger’s head in his lap. “Okay, just… keep your eyes on me, okay?” You blushed and began stroking a spot on Dodger near his stomach, that made him visibly relax and quickly gave him the shot. He didn’t react at all, and was being a very good boy, even when you cleaned the gash with antibacterial wipes. “Good boy, Dodger!” You praised and both he and his owner seemed happy to receive the praise. “I got you something, boy…” You fumbled for a moment and pulled out one of the surefire winners in the treat-book and gave it to him after Chris nodded to you, agreeing. Dodger took it happily and trotted off in no time, barely limping. Chris fell back against the backside of the couch, closing his eyes.
“Seriously, thank you. I don’t even know what to say other than that.” “No worries, I am here to help.” “I wonder what he stepped on.” “I can help figure it out with you tomorrow?” You suggested with a nervous smile. “Yeah, I’d like that.” He smiled, and you moved to sit next to him, shaking slightly. “I hope it’s not too much, but, uh… Do you think you can stay for a little while? Just to make sure he’s good?” You nodded. “Of course. Anything.”
And that’s how you spent the night. You moved from the floor and the backside of the couch to actually sitting in the couch after a while, talking easily with him, and flirting even easier – he made you feel safe and comfortable, as you talked and laughed until the sun came up. You talked about everything and nothing, and he was not shy from flirting with you, which you weren’t one to not return tenfold to him.  
“You know, we should go find whatever he cut himself on.” Chris said with a slightly hoarse voice. You had talked through the night. “Yeah, and I should get home after. I have a giant hole in my kitchen, I need to fix.” You said, standing up. “I mean… We could come with you? I’m real’ handy, miss.” You laughed. “And Dodger is a pro at finding spiders, so you’ll be spider-free and hopefully hole-free.” Dodger wagged his tail and woofed gently. 
How could you say no to that?
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anauwhere · 2 years
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The biggest disappointment that keep on happening to me when I trust 20 yo writers on here is when smut writers are puritans that act like fan pol. Breaking the 4th wall and not saying thirsty stuff on twitter aren't the same thing and it's not all about s3x. The 4th wall is there to protect the source from any fanon and to isolate fandoms from it and gp. If a reporter flirts with an actor, if a fan writes cheeky comments, if someone has a nsfw twitter is Okay. If celebrities,actors, directors engage with that it's not the fans fault. If you go to some musician sister telling them you think they're gay and they are abusers for keeping them in the closet but ur so pretty qween that is breaking the 4th wall.
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imomnba-x07 · 2 years
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This blatant disrespect towards Anthony Machine and Sam Wilson is absolutely baffling and I’m so done DONE with having to argue with racist white people everywhere who are holding on to bull shit nostalgia so tightly they can’t possibly open their eyes to look forward.
Half of them most probably don’t even care about the legacy or captain America as a monicker because if they did none of this  would be happening. No, all they care about is their perfect little white boy being front and center of the show to appease their minds that have been stuck in the time period of 1920.
Get. The fuck. OVER YOURSELVES.
You know what your doing, you know what your words do, the hate they bring, the anger behind them, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Yall the same bitches that want to throw a goddamn temper tantrum any time the MCU even ATTEMPTS to try and talk about real world issues and instead of trying to learn anything or shut up and listen, y’all do the easy way out of calling it “woke” or “too political”. And Then, THEN y’all have the mother fucking audacity to turn around and say some racist shit on Twitter, the same issue that marvel has tried to bring light to, TO THE POINT WHERE THE CHRIS EVEANS HAD ENOUGH AND HAD TO TELL YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP? Are y’all too blind or too stupid to look in the goddamn mirror?? How do you not see what the hell your doing and then yell at marvel when they discuss racial topics???
I’m so fucking exhausted of fighting this fight that should not have to be fought in the first place. Leave Anthony alone. Leave us alone. Leave the MCU alone. Leave Sam alone. Leave Chris alone. Just leave. Just. Fucking. Leave.
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I was playing Bitlife and the guy I was playing as arm wrestled with Chris Evans, was royalty, had a pilot’s license, and made millions of dollars.
Why does it seem like everyone, including fake people,  is living my dream life?!
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maliburpg · 3 years
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Margot Robbie, Elizabeth Olsen, Sebastian Stan, Chris Evans and more are wanted here! Didn’t like any of those names? That’s fine! Just send us a message and we’ll help you out!
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cherubsbarewetass · 4 years
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i do not fuck w the military specifically like generals and others who don’t fight they just send people to fight for them but sometimes i’ll see a man in a military officer uniform and my brain will stop working
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uralexanon · 5 years
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i’ma about to get real mushy
this girl right here ♥ -> @yoursunflowerz  <-♥ is freaking amazing, like i have no words for her! but keep reading cause i do lol♥
it’s been a tough few months with losing my two best friends and i didn’t know i was gonna met an amazing girl who turned out to be just the friend i was looking for and needed. she understands me and gets my weirdness and my love for chris eveans and everything in between but in just a short time she became more then a best friend...she became my sister/ sister wife, someone i can run to and know i won’t be judged by her and understands and willing to kick anyone let alone anythings butt for me lol just as i’ll do for her♥ no matter what kind of day i’m having i know i can count on her to make me feel better sometimes without even knowing it and understands why i’m upset, annoyed, mad and sad♥ she’s a real one y’all and i promise i won’t ever leave lol and if you leave then be sure i’ll have dogs hunt you down too lol
you make me feel a lot better about myself and it brings me to tears knowing i have a bestfriend/sister i can go to won’t brush me off like the others. i’m so blessed to have met you the day we did, i would go through all of the crap i did knowing i’d have an amazing best friend like you♥ you’re worth so much and anyone who try’s to tell you different i will kick their butts. you’re so strong and inspire me to do better and strong just like you♥ you’re my other half and i’d honestly be lost without you♥ so i hope you know you’re stuck with me lol but it’s okay i’ll take you to disney and we can party with captain america there lol♥
i love you to the moon and back, thank you for sticking with me through everything and always being the true friend i’ve always needed♥ i’m always here for you too and can talk to me no matter what time of day or night, i’ll always be here for you♥ i got you♥
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himbohargreeves · 7 years
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Oh my god I had to shut an anon down butch gonna tell me that Sebastian stan and Chris eveans would never date a black girl so I need to get over myself and give up I said "bitch they never met me. Just wait till one of them meet my sexy chocolate ass they'd fall in love" lol but really come on people kill me with that and how they get mad when a white celebrity man date a black girl and how they whitewash everything
The only reason they wouldn’t date you is because you’re out of their league so anon needs to jot that the fuck down 
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racingforersters · 6 years
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mfffk chris evean spotty, crutchie, henry, lio from lilo and stitch, an elephant
Marry- LiloMarry- Crutchie F-  Chris Evans F- Spotty, but I'd marry that boy if i could F(eed lots of candy to)- HenryKill- The elephant, but be very sad about it
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forchrisevans · 6 years
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harsleywrites · 8 years
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Captain America is dating Mona Lisa Saperstein what a time to be alive
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