#chow mein sandwich

[frecklenog]

i wish replicators were real

#i want. chow mein sandwich #shut up emrys

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an omnivore who likes vegan and vegetarian cooking I think the mistake a lot of people make when trying to convince meat eaters to go plant based is trying to convince them that something you’ve got will replace meat for them.

I like vegan nuggets and real chicken nuggets for different reasons. They taste different. They only taste identical to you because you haven’t eaten meat for five years.

When cooking for myself I only eat meat maybe like three times a week because vegetarian cooking is often cheaper and it tastes good.

Like just give people the actual recipes you use that aren’t pasta. Every time you ask what to eat on a meatless day people are like. Pasta. I don’t want pasta every day.

Point out the foods people already eat that are vegetarian. Like sweet potato fries, veggie chow mein, grilled mushrooms, mashed potatoes, black bean enchiladas, peanut butter sandwiches. Tell people what you microwave when you’re drunk at 3am. Show people that vegetables are so good they’ll want them in their diet.

Also some people are just never gonna go vegan. They’re just not. I’m certainly not, and I love vegan food. But since I’ve fallen in love with vegetarian cooking I eat meat much less and I’m much more careful about picking the meat I do eat. Doesn’t that align with a lot of your goals?

Impossible burger doesn’t taste like meat. But you know what tastes really good? A mushroom fajita taco. Falafel. Potato pancakes with applesauce. Smoky vegan collared greens. Hot potato salad with herbs. Palak paneer with rice. Tofu Pad Thai with extra peanuts. Some of my favorite foods of all time, and I’m a dirty rotten meat eater. Use THAT to get your foot in the door. And be more accepting of some half-assed victories. I’m on your side for the most part, believe it or not. But stop trying to claim certain things are just like meat. You and I both know you don’t plan most of your weeknight dinners around meat substitutes.

[starg1rlie]

'WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE FRIENDS W/DCKZ + BONUS'

pairing: DCKZ (Diluc Ragnvindr, Childe/Tartaglia/Ajax, Kaeya Alberich, Zhongli) x gn! reader (platonic)

genre: fluff/slight humor

xtra !! notes: reader is gender neutral (no set pronouns), reader is solo singer <3

okay so yall know that tiktok video about different genshin characters playing just dance? i lowkey feel like diluc and zhongli would not be putting their all into it, AND THEN YOU AND CHILDE AND KAEYA ARE DANCING YOUR GUYS ASSES OFF LIKE YESSSSS.

yall are doing a collab together so you guys stay in the same hotel. you'd prolly run into zhongli and diluc getting up early to get a cup of coffee and breakfast. you end up joining them, being treated to some caffiene and bagel sandwiches.

i feel like childe and kaeya would be snoozing in till like afternoon time 💀 by the time they do get up, they drag you out for lunch before you can go to your choreography session, taking you out to some chinese diner. turns out they already planned on coming here and made a reservation for three <3

you order chow mein and while youre slurping away at your noodles, childe accidentally flicks kaeya in the face with a piece of green bean as he tries to get a grip on his chopsticks. kaeya looks like he's boutta murder the ginger...

you end up handing him a kid's pair of chopsticks, which had grip handles for him to use LMAO. he could finally eat his tofu; he actually had tears in his eyes

you all end up doing choreography lessons together because of your collab. in between breaks, expect childe and kaeya to be flirting with you non-stop before diluc and zhongli drag them off, apologizing on their behalf.

"say, you look absolutely ravishing to-OW OW OW OW!"

"that's what you get for being shameless."

"y'know our manager is going to kill us if you keep runing my face, right?"

"...."

its so much fun to see diluc and kaeya arguing over who gets the bathroom from your room lol. your room is right next door so you pretty much can rely on them to be your alarm clock.

"i get to use the bathroom first because i'm the most favorite member out of the group!"

"who told you that?"

"everyone?"

zhongli's probably the dad of the whole group, but like, he doesn't understand why his simps call him geo daddy.

"whose the geo daddy? i'm the geo daddy? i don't have kids though 🤔"

kaeya lowkey enjoys all the attention he gets. fans and stans he can handle, but his simps are....kind crazy.

"i mean you can tell them i'm available, cause i am ;)"

"...."

"they're fourteen?"

*sips his diet coke awkwardly*

childe doesn't understand why everyone calls him ed sheeran- although he still enjoys all the attention that he can get from his fans and stans. he has just as many simps as the rest of the members.

"who the fuck is kaeyascumdumpster? actually, who the fuck is kaeya? WHY IS IT NOT ABOUT ME?"

their favorite drinks? zhongli enjoys tea (earl grey, green tea, and lemon tea) but also occasionally drinks wine. diluc loathes alcohol, but will settle on juices, more specifically grape juice. childe enjoys drinking alcohol, yes, but he also prefers drinking chocolate milk. he's such a kid on the inside sniffle ;( kaeya is the alcoholic bitch of the group, sue him. keeps a bottle of wine hidden in his duffel bag

these guys are kinda like your bodyguards. everytime yall go out decked out in caps and black masks, all four of them are like surrounding you so no one can recoginize you and get on their knees and declare their love for you. it's happened before and that eneded up with you being whacked in the head with a box of chocolates and a boquet of sickenly sweet-smelling roses.

childe forces everyone to take group selfies before the night you leave so you can have tons of memories to look back into. i can just imagine kaeya doing this: 👉👌😉 and diluc just making a straight face the whole time, zhongli managing a small smile, childe just smirking like the dumb bastard he is, and you in the middle of it all, with a bright smile on your face <3

expect kaeya or childe to phone you a few weeks later with an idea for another collab... 💀

#diluc ragnvindr #childe #kaeya alberich #zhongli #tartaglia #ajax #diluc #kaeya #romance #fluff #slight humor #dckz #dckz x reader #genshin impact #genshin #impact #diluc genshin impact #kaeya genshin impact #childe genshin impact #zhongli genshin impact #platonic #( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ leeo writes!

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

i think i've been doing meal times wrong. i need to hire a band to sing about my chow mein or sandwich or whatever before i start eating

i need to build. ATMOSPHERE. goblins are doing it right

#doctor who #dw #the church on ruby road #that's a whole ass bop

[goodnessandgrief]

When I’m feeling depressed, it can be nearly impossible to take care of myself, and that includes eating. Here’s a list of some foods that require little to no effort (aka: can be eaten right out of the package or just need to be microwaved), mainly for my personal reference, but also so others can find easier alternatives when they’re struggling.

Water bottles or canned water - stay hydrated!!

vegetables - green beans, peas, corn, black/kidney/pinto beans, chickpeas (all canned or microwaveable frozen bags) - I’ve also tried Harvest Snaps, which are baked snap peas & they’re v good

Fruit - grapes, raisins (or any other dried fruit like apricots/dates), mandarin oranges, apples, applesauce cups, bananas, pears, peaches, etc. (most fruits require no prep anyway, but especially if they’re canned - you can also buy frozen bags)

Canned soup or chicken, beef, or veggie broth

Pasta (ramen, spaghetti, mac and cheese, chow mein) or instant rice are my go-tos. You can buy these in individual cups or bulk packs.

Any microwaveable food - frozen/tv dinners, burritos, toaster strudels (they make an egg bacon & cheese version too!), mini pizzas, breakfast sandwiches… there’s a lot you could do here :)

Dairy - Yogurt, cheese sticks, (or just straight up eat cheese slices, there are no rules here), cottage cheese, almond/oat/soy milk, powdered milk (if you want something shelf-stable)

Grains & carbs - cereal, crackers, chips, popcorn, toast or bagels (I’ve eaten plain bread before tbh and it kinda slaps), Oatmeal (these packets are dinosaur themed & have little sugar eggs!! - https://www.quakeroats.com/products/hot-cereals/instant-oatmeal/dinosaur-eggs)

Nuts - peanuts, peanut butter, almonds, cashews, walnuts, trail mix, etc.

Meat - deli turkey, trail bologna, spam, jerky, frozen chicken strips or nuggets, Morningstar vegetarian corn dogs, canned tuna

Eggs

Fast food or take-out is also a good option if you don’t feel like making anything yourself.

A little tip - most foods you would take on a camping or hiking trip are great! for some, all you need to do is add water & heat it up. they are usually on the expensive side, though!! here’s some I’ve found that are decent:

https://mountainhouse.com/

Things to keep on hand for particularly bad days:

⁠Boost/ensure/Soylent - liquid meals for when the idea of chewing or mixing anything is too much.

⁠disposable cutlery/bowls/utensils so you don’t have more dishes to worry about.

Multivitamins

Liquid IV, Gatorade, or some other form of electrolytes. It’s too easy to get dehydrated!

If you do have a little energy to cook or make something, here’s some ideas:

If you have a blender: frozen spinach + frozen banana + shelf stable almond milk + peanut butter makes a great smoothie.

frozen fruit + frozen spinach/kale for smoothies

Adding whey protein makes it more filling.

⁠dried pasta + jarred pasta sauce (Rao’s is low sugar and awesome, but pricey) + frozen meatballs

Boil tortellini on hand. Its as easy as boiling water. You can eat it plain, add a spoonful of pesto, sprinkle with a little olive oil or butter and some garlic salt, or pour it back in the pan after draining and add a little pasta sauce

⁠frozen fried rice + frozen stir fry veggies

⁠favorite frozen protein and veggies for sheet pan meals

⁠canned refried beans with a tortilla and some cheese to microwave, can add extra toppings too

⁠oatmeal + pb + dried fruit of choice

⁠rice cakes + pb + jam (or substitute bread if you have it)

Rotisserie chicken in a salad, soup, sandwich or wrap

Frozen salmon with some veggies

air fryer foods - chicken nuggets, tenders, fries, etc. You can also toss different vegetables (baby carrots, Brussels sprouts, etc.) in a little olive oil and throw them in there

chicken broth & frozen dumplings - you can dress it up a little with some miso, soy sauce or other seasonings. You could also add some frozen vegetables.

snack type food - a combination of canned Garbanzo beans and black olives. The olives are salty enough that you can get low sodium beans and it will still taste good.

A lot of these ideas I stole from the good people of Reddit (particularly r/depressionmeals)!Here’s the post I referenced if you’d like to look further into it:

#tw depression #food mention #depression meals #meal ideas #major depressive disorder #major depression #depressive episode #depression episode #mental heath support #mental health #mental health awareness #mental health advice #mental health and wellbeing #coping

[intothewings]

Hi! Sorry if this is annoying, I’m shy and didn’t want to come off anon.😭 but I’be been following you for so long and love your blog. I’m going solo to Hawaii in February and I’m curious about what foods you think I should try? Thank you in advance. 🌴

Hii! You are not bothering me, thank you so much for following my page!<3 I will just share the things I like to eat and you can keep what sounds good to you. :)

I mostly eat Borinki food at home, which is Puerto Rican-Hawaiian fusion cuisine. I have some favorite fusion restaurants, but I'd rather not publicly disclose their names. If you're interested, I can share them with you privately!

Other than that I like

Manapua: steamed bun stuffed with filling, you can get pork, chicken, fish, sweet beans, veggies, sweet potatoes, or a mixture. My favorite are the spicy chicken and sweet potato or the plain vegetable from Sing Cheong Yuan, it’s a Chinese bakery in Honolulu.

Spam Musubi: spam sushi!! It’s two pieces of fried spam, usually teriyaki flavor, with sticky rice in the middle and wrapped in nori seaweed. I go to Musubi Cafe Iyasume, they have a few locations on Oʻahu and a variety of flavorful spam marinades and condiments from scratch. I get the teriyaki spam with avocado, they are $3 each!

Huli Huli Chicken: chicken marinated in soy sauce, brown sugar, ketchup and pineapple juice. Really good and flavorful, most times this is the chicken that goes into the Manapua with veggies. I like it best that way.

Hawaiian chow mein: regular chow mein with light teriyaki sauce. I eat it with pickled pineapple and coconut shrimp. You can get it at almost any food truck on Hawai’i for 10-15$, they give a big serving with lots of vegetables. I always have leftovers.

I also like Lo’i Feke, which is Tongan🇹🇴, not Hawaiian but you can still get it on Hawai’i.😋 It’s tender chunks of octopus that get made with coconut cream milk and red or white onions, then cooked in an umu, which is a Polynesian earth oven. It’s often served with sweet potato or yam and I get a tortilla.

Furikake Mix: You can get it at snack shops and sometimes 7-11. It’s a sweet and salty baked mix with chips, cereals, pretzels etc and tossed with soy sauce, butter, and furikake rice seasoning (fish flakes, salt, herbs and seaweed)

Sweets

Fruits!!!: lots of fruits that you can’t really find on the mainland. It’s probably like 50% of what I eat, I’m obsessed with Haleʻiwa Bowls too when I have time to get there, or else I just make my own smoothie bowls. For fruits I love starfruit, abiu, dragonfruit, lychee, longan, mangosteen, passionfruit, star apple. Most fruit stalls/groceries have regular fruits too like apple, tangerine, banana, mango, plum and pear. I make korean hwachae once or twice a week if I’m home, which is a bowl with chopped fruit, milk and a carbonated drink. I do strawberry or banana milk+wild bill’s cream soda and put in lavender and hibiscus flowers for antioxidants! It’s my favorite thing to eat!

Fruit Sandwiches: I go to Mana and get the strawberry banana Oreo sandwich or blueberry marmallow sandwich. I eat them on the beach all the time.

Shave ice: Like a snow cone but 100 times better. I’ll eat any flavor any time any day lol. It was started by Japanese immigrants but there’s so many varieties now because all of the different ethnic groups. My favorite is my grandpas recipe from Puerto Rico, it’s made with Coquito, cinnamon, sweetened condensed milk, fresh strawberry syrup and a sweet Polynesian spice blend!

Haupia: coconut jelly pudding dessert or coconut cream jello bar. It’s a firm jello texture and served in a square.

Butter mochi: like a Hawaiian blondie with butter and coconut.

If you're on Hilo side, go to Three Ladies mochi! They make the cutest mochi and they taste better than in Japan in my opinion.

This is just stuff I like to eat. I rarely eat fish or red meat. I don't advocate for the consumption of raw fish, like poke, oysters, squid, or sea urchin like uni/kina, as it tends to make people unwell. Personally, I avoid ingesting raw meat, fish, or sea creatures myself because of parasites and intestinal worms. 😬

You'll discover way more cuisine from Polynesia and Asia once you get here! I suggest trying hole in the walls or food trucks for the most enjoyable meals, they’re often more affordable than upscale establishments and a great way to support locals.

I hope this helps. Please be kind to the land and wildlife, good luck on your trip!<3 :)

[rocket-69]

Ramshackle: 02 - Dust

Tall tales of the wasteland told of people with supernatural powers- telepathy or future sight, zoolingualism or pyrokinesis. Something very few wastelanders know is that these people- psykers- are a lot more common than it might be assumed. Children who talk to relatives already passed on, mothers with an instinct like a “third eye in the back of her head,” a scavenger who feels an icy chill down their back when they touch a once-treasured antique.

Dusty Butters,* the local almanac writer, sat at a table in the Greatest Of All Taverns in the heart of Ramshackle. Around him were his writing supplies- a few large tattered handwritten books, some ancient calendars, penciled with notes, and some tidal wave tables. Dusty’s left hand held a pencil, a line scrawled in the notebook under his right. It held a supernatural magazine, a personal indulgence of his that the general store humored.

In spite of the mess, the Dusty Almanac had a reputation, especially with the farmers of the Lahontan Valley- never an inaccurate timetable, always perfect days chosen to plant. Those who celebrated always appreciated his Lunar Calendar additions, which he started including after getting letters back with a request, once under a plate of chow mein and stir-fried vegetables. Well, that one was actually a placemat that happened to have the lunar calendar of 2192 and zodiac years ahead, but he pocketed it for the Almanac anyway.

He drifted back to earth, having been floating on the words of a ridiculous alien story. Dusty blinked back into focus, and got a sense of something in the air. He gathered his things up a little urgently, slid them into a ratty messenger bag, and got up to use the bathroom.

Closer to the material plane, a Brotherhood scribe sat at a table, staring at a Pipboy interface as she ate. Bookish and almost completely immersed in whatever task she was trying to do on her lunch hour, she missed when a woman in blue pants approached her table.

The proprietor kept one eye on them, and slowly moved a few bottlecap strings into the safe under the counter. He kept his hand lowered behind the counter for a moment, shoulders tilted, and stifled a reassuring nod. Then turned his head so that he was definitely not watching the two women about to make a mess of things.

“Awful neat little gadget you got there, honey.”

The scribe looked up, turning a dial to switch tasks on the Pipboy, red sleeve dragging across the table. “Yes, I have been using it to access terminals back in California.”

“Impressive! My family used them for generations. Y’know, the day-to-day stuff, diary entries, family photos.”

“Part of the procedure for becoming a citizen after your family left the vault is a printing of the most important family photos. I take it Sheriff McNulty walked your family through that when he retrieved their pipboys?”

“Oh yeah. He let them have their allotted five printed four-by-sixes. Couldn’t keep the medical tracker program though, even if Grandpappy built that all his own. Lotta good a single holotape’ll do without a terminal, babe.”

Scribe Dufort turned a dial, setting aside the files for later and adjusted her glasses to look up at the Ramshackle citizen who approached her. “I’m sure ‘Grandpappy’ was plenty useful to the vault with ingenious programming skills like that, since you’re out here.”

Less than a second passed before Janey went for Scribe Dufort’s eyes. Scribe Dufort, a member of the Brotherhood, fell back on some rusty hand to hand training, but not before she fell back. She raised her arms as her legs flailed between the chair legs, tangled up and unprepared. Janey dove for her, though her face was blocked by forearms raised in a cross. She held onto that momentum to make the fall over the chair as painful as possible, ignoring a sharp pain as her hip clipped the end of the table. The scribe’s plate and sandwich scattered next to her head, making a clattering sound as clay met ancient wood polished by a hundred years of footsteps.

Scribe Dufort swung her legs and chair against Janey, kicking her off as she struggled to grip her wrists, another attempt to avoid being choked. Her heavy red scribe robe did very little to let her legs kick the full range however; as Janey kicked out the braces between the chair legs and wrenched out of Dufort’s grip. Her fury spurred her on, screaming as she reached for glasses on the scribe’s face, loosened by the fall but not thrown off yet.

“Ma’am!” The proprietor slammed a wooden cup against the bar, a huge echoing clapped their ears and halted them in their tracks. The scant few other patrons clung to the walls of the Greatest of All Taverns. One of them quietly crab-walked for the exit, never facing away from the fight.

Janey straddled Scribe Dufort’s waist, her hand on Janey’s throat as Janey’s hand had wrapped around her glasses. The proprietor of the Greatest of All Taverns stepped slowly from behind the bar. Janey seized the opportunity to crush the glasses in her hand, popping the lenses out and warping the frames, just so. Scribe Dufort closed her grip further. Janey made a wretched sound as her airway closed, a cough forcing its way out.

He rounded the corner with a double barrel shotgun leveled in their direction. Janey let go of the glasses and raised her hands in a sign of surrender, still coughing haggardly. Scribe Dufort stared down the barrels of the gun and quickly copied the gesture against the floor.

“Ain’t none of that happening here. Not at the GOAT. Now you’re both gonna sit right there while Olive gets the deputy. And then y’all are gonna have a little talk.”

There was barely time for a heartbeat after he had finished the sentence before Olive turned and ran out with a clatter.

Nobody dared to breathe. After a few long, agonizing seconds of silence, Janey shifted and slid off of Scribe Dufort, slow as she eyed the gently swaying weapon. Dufort examined the damage on her glasses and quickly gave up on mending them for the time being. She collected herself instead, pushing into a kneel as she slid stray strands back into the tight bun. Janey sat back onto her own knees, a nervous smiler even under threat of shotgun pellets.

Both kept their hands in front of them. Low, open, and where he could see them.

Minutes, or perhaps ages, passed before a new figure arrived, followed closely by the tall silhouette of Olive. The deputy approached, eyeing the weapon warily before examining the pair.

The deputy arrived to see the shotgun aimed exactly where it was when Olive left; the both of them. Olive lingered behind, afraid to be in the way and yet still stretching her legs and back to get an eyewitness view.

“Afternoon, sir. And ladies. I’m thinkin’ y’all have disturbed his business operations enough. The sheriff will be wantin’ to talk to you both anyways.” He tipped his white cowboy hat to the rest of the patrons as he stepped forward, handcuffing both women. “As we take serious the order we’re trying to maintain here. Got to have both sides. And Miss Olive, I hope you don’t mind us taking more of your time, as you reported it.”

“She can do that.” With the arrests made, the shotgun was stowed behind the counter in its resting place.

The proprietor of the Greatest of All Taverns sat back down behind the bar. Dusty opened the bathroom door and snuck out the back.

-----

*Chose the name. Told no one the old name after he changed it. Anyone old enough is too senile to be believed.

#falloutfun #fallout #Fallout: Ramshackle #fanfic #vault dwellers #brotherhood of steel #psyker #dusty butters

[m1d-45]

THAT IS SUCH A COINCIDENCE, IM MAKING DINNER TOO

midas what are you and teddys favorite meals? maybe I know how to make em

also teddy darling /p thank you I'm glad you liked it

any updates about genshin?

- with love, 🍄

uhhhh favorite meal…

i like salami 👍 um. simple sandwiches. toast and cream cheese fucks. cheesecake. beef, just.. in general. chow mein is good.

i don’t… have a favorite though—

#m1d : [chats] #🍄 anon #mushroom my darling what do you mean by updates on genshin #baby i am not mhy staff— #sorry i went into likely excessive detail but i am both very very picky and very very lax as to what i eat #i ate a 10 month old snickers on a dare but i would die before consuming a spoon of ketchup #CEASAR SALAD ceasar salad is good definitely top 10 as long as it’s made right that’s probably the only actual Food i can name #at least rn #man m dropping a lot of lore rn aren’t i

[tsugaruspalate]

“The golden boy on Golden Week” - Soma (shaking his head)

Today’s the last day of Golden Week in Japan. What might that be? Well, from April 29th to May 5th there are 4 National Holidays in Japan, and as a result, a lot of people (some entire companies too) take vacation time from the 29th to the 6th. It basically works out to a week’s break from school and work, which is nice - unless you work in an industry where you can’t just take time off, such as the poor Public Safety detectives.

In that case though, at least you can find some fairly interesting Golden Week limited treats at various convenience stores and highway rest areas.

Unfortunately for Tsugaru though, most places don’t serve anything really out there. Not unless you search for it, of course.

I went on a short road trip and found two things to share.

Seems pretty innocuous, right? It’s a heavy on the sauce yakisoba (chow mein) sandwich with red pickled ginger on top. Except it’s in a hot dog bun, that is somehow sweet? It’s a major seller according to that gold crown sticker on the label, but if you’re gluten free or the thought of combining carbs in this way scares you, better steer clear of this sandwich.

When I got to my destination however, I found something that I’m pretty sure Tsugaru would dare people to eat, but I’m not so sure he’d eat on their own himself.

These are inago kanroni, or sweet boiled locusts/rice grasshoppers. Also known by the tagline “calcium of the fields” apparently. I couldn’t get a picture in the store (they had no photo signs everywhere) but this is the same package I saw.

They did however have a sample tray open. I tried a piece of what I assume was locust, or it could have just been shell/candy, but it honestly just tasted sweet. Sweet and crunchy/chewy. It wasn’t bad per se, so much as hard to define as anything. The closest I can get is like a boiled sweet, like one of those old fashioned candies, but vaguely protein-y. I’d consider trying them again.

#hlitf #hlitf tsugaru #her love in the force #takaomi tsugaru #恋人は公安刑事 #voltage inc #voltage love 365 #100シーンの恋+ #japanese food #golden week #yakisoba bun #inago

[anthonycrowley]

i know like 85% of those foods and have eaten them but fucking WHAT is a chow mein sandwich??? from my HOME STATE???

#text #my post #mobi

[froggierboy]

the way i haven't been able to eat "real" food in a couple weeks but i am also going through puberty so i keep eating toast but i want egg rolls and chow mein and a pepperoni pizza and a big green salad covered in ranch and a pullled pork sandwich

#like i didn't realize when i started t that it would make me hungry ALL THE TIME 😭😭 #rye.txt

[guiltypleasurefandomface]

Roger: ugh

Freddie: hmm?

Roger: I suddenly really want some really tomatoey pizza. You know what I mean? Where the sauce is dripping?

Freddie: 🤨 I'm aware of the concept yes

Roger: I only ate lunch two hours ago.

Freddie: hmm...

Roger: hmm...

-fifteen minutes later-

Roger: maybe a curry

Freddie: what's that dear?

Roger: just said, maybe I'll have a curry. For dinner.

Freddie: I thought you wanted pizza? With the dripping tomato sauce?

Roger: yeah I've kind of gone off that idea

Freddie: oh

Roger: yeah....

-twenty minutes go by-

Roger: do you want to try that new Chinese place with me?

Freddie: for the curry?

Roger: no I fancy some chow mein now. Something crunchy, you know?

Freddie: ....

Roger: ...

Freddie: darling, please don't take this the wrong way but what the fuck is wrong with you? This morning you had two different breakfasts

Roger: I was hungry!

Freddie: crunchy cornflakes in iced milk then a bacon sandwich!

Roger: so?

Freddie: then eggy bread for lunch

Roger: you like eggy bread too

Freddie: and now you've gone on a fucking tour of the world in your mind for ideas on what to have for dinner. Do you have worms?

Roger: no! I just....oh fuck!

Freddie: you do have worms!? Darling there's medication for-

Roger: no I don't have fucking worms! I have a uterus!

Freddie: what's that- oh.

Roger: fuck sake. This weekend of all weekends really!?

Freddie: Well... Maybe we'll order in?

Roger: 😡

Freddie: I'll ask for extra prawn crackers

Roger: ... Okay. Fine.

#back on the totm bs #TOTM AU #anyone else realised they're due on due to the bouncing cravings?

[tengwar]

Ohh that says chow mein sandwich. I bet it still tastes good

[mikebennet]

random hc meme

can they use chopsticks – No. Mike liked eating chow mein sandwiches. He doesn't know shit about Asian food.

what do they do when they can’t sleep – Use a slingshot to recreationally kill bats and/or rats

what would they impulse buy at the grocery store – different flavours of chaw and any new flavour of Mountain Dew

what order do they wash things in the shower – Mike soaps himself from head to toe; arms come before torso and thence on downwards. Between prison and coal mining, washing his feet is something he made a habit.

what’s their coffee order – he was scornful of fancy coffee, which includes coffee with real milk. Shit tons of powdered creamer is how he likes it.

what sort of apps would they have on their smartphone - Mike wasn't a huge user of his phone for anything other than taking photos or texting. He avoided apps, he didn't trust them.

how do they act around children – he thinks they're dumb.

what would they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing they really like is on -- Infomercials. He liked to talk back to them and scoff at the studio audience’s overreactions. 

#aboutmikeb

[cowboytrey]

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Doc B's Fresh Kitchen was founded by Craig Bernstein and named after his late father "Doc B", they have created a culture with a true focus on genuine hospitality. This philosophy emulates "Doc B's" bedside manner and is represented in everything that we do.

They offer fresh and delicious dishes like:

1. Oven Roasted Teriyaki Chicken Wings700º baked, pineapple reduction, scallions.

2. Fresh Hand-Cut Sweet Potato Fries.

3. Fresh Tuna Salad seared ahi with citrus ponzu alongside field greens, cucumber & mango in a carrot ginger dressing.

4. WOK OUT® BOWL Choose: Sesame Teriyaki or Sweet & Spicy Thai Choose: Sticky Brown Rice, Shanghai Lo Mein, or Quinoa

5. Fall Off The Bone Danish Barbecue Ribs Glazed with housemade bbq & served alongside creamy colesla.

6. One pound Angry Meatball spicy tomato, ricotta, garlic bread

7. Fresh Skillet Mac-N-Cheese

8. Craft Cocktails - see cocktail menu

9. Fresh salads, sandwiches, steaks, and pasta - see menu

10. House desserts- see menu

📝 www.docbsrestaurant.com

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5 Catered Foods Your Team Will Love in 2024

Whether you want to show appreciation for your team’s tireless efforts or help them relax with a low-key, nourishing meal, lunch catering is the perfect way to take the average workday up a notch.

In 2024, take your organization’s lunch catering to the next level and make catered lunch a weekly thing. When you order office meals, consider adding these five catered cuisines to your workplace lunch rotation. Mexican Cuisine From flautas to burritos, quesadillas, seafood dishes, and much more, Mexican catering includes an incredibly satisfying assortment of options. That’s probably why it’s one of the most popular cuisines for corporate catering. Mexican cuisine also includes an array of shareable dishes that create a fantastic opportunity for your team members to snack casually and get to know one another over conversations that are just as hearty as the food. Asian Delights This is a fairly broad category that encompasses everything from chow mein to sushi, crab Rangoon, and much more. Asian food has something to offer for virtually everyone, whether they’re looking for something filling, a meal that’s more on the lean side, or even a vegan option. With the right corporate catering partner and a nationwide network of restaurants, it’s easy to order the top local Asian food in your area and satisfy your entire team. Sandwich Catering Sandwiches are a go-to when it comes to office catering because they’re nourishing, portable, and one of the tidier lunch options. Plus, there’s all kinds of variety among sandwiches. For example, when it comes to catering Charleston SC office lunches in 2024, check out top options like Jason’s Deli, Mellow Mushroom, and Apple Spice Box Lunch Delivery & Catering Co. American Classics Chicago deep-dish pizza, Buffalo chicken, and bacon cheeseburgers are just a few of the iconic American meals you can order for your team. You can even find comfort food like meatloaf, chicken pot pie, and sub sandwiches. Whichever you choose, you can count on the right corporate catering partner for reliable delivery. You need your food to show up on time and as ordered, as well as support that lets you reach a real human in seconds to promptly resolve any issues and keep your workday on track. Everyone has their favorite American comfort foods, so you’re bound to order something everyone will love. Sweet Treats and Beverages There’s nothing quite like a piece of pie, homemade cookie, or mug of hot chocolate to lift your team’s spirits. Whether Mother Nature is throwing curveballs or it’s just kind of a “bleh” day, some sweet pick-me-ups can be just what your team needs to turn things around. Not only will the ideal corporate catering partner help you find food to suit any situation, but you’ll also enjoy a centralized dashboard that gives you total control over your organization’s account. When choosing a catering partner, look for everything from simplified budget management to effortless expense reporting and convenient monthly invoicing. About ezCater When it comes to corporate lunches, daily office meals, or rewarding your team for an outstanding quarter, you need more than work food. You need food that works from ezCater. With a nationwide network of over 100,000 restaurants, you can always find the top local favorites with ezCater. Plus, the ezCater Dashboard puts you in charge of your company’s ordering, so you can monitor and control food spend with ezCater’s convenient centralized reporting. Are you organizing the office holiday party this year? Regardless of the size of your group, individual dietary needs, or budget, ezCater is the ideal corporate catering partner. ezCater lets you order confidently, knowing that your meals will show up on time and as ordered, with 24/7 support to keep everything on track. Find all of these delicious options and more from ezCater at https://www.ezcater.com/ Original Source: https://bit.ly/3Telzix

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