#childe come home

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#good omens #´hello friends!! how are you!! #I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` ) #I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey #usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from #most of the time I just get a stuffy nose #has my nose gotten stronger #but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁) #it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet #but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (: #and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors #I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set #the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer #but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet #unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home #which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car

[thaim-ghaistly-fowk]

Another day, another failed 10 pull for childe 

:(

#shut up thaims #genshin impact #genshin childe #childe banner #CHILDE COME HOME #WHY ISNT ME AND ZHONGLI ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?!

[hydrodragons]

gaming ◆ version 4.4 trailer

#genshin impact #genshinedit #genshinimpactedit #genshinet #gaming genshin #gaming #mine* #gaming* #tw flashing #ilovehimilovehimilovehimilovehimilovehimilovehimilovehim #i have never obsessed over a character this much prior to seeing them in-game HE'S EVERYTHING TO MEEEEEEE #pls come home 6 times my child i will give you all of my earthly posessions if it's the last thing i'll do #time to make my personality all about him for the next few weeks i will literally not stfu about him

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

guess the bioterrorist

#ethan winters #mia winters #rose winters #rosemary winters #hint: its not the baby #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re8 #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #i love mia for looking so sweet and lovely while also having commited horrendous crimes #haha yess girlll transport the child bio weapon go get it #meanwhile ethan at home working on his laptop wondering when his awesome wife is coming home #mia defenders please do not come at me #i love mia but shes still did messed up things #and i accept it all #yes mia work with a evil organization it makes u cool #she girlbossed idc

[pigeonpeach]

Their greatest weakness!

Aka genshin’s most eligible bachelors and bachelorettes greatest weakness or biggest turn ons. The easiest way to get them riled up and ready.

Arlecchino

In general you just existing makes her feel more… greedy. But often are the children surrounding you with innocence and naïveté so she keeps her hands to herself most of the time. But sometimes she wishes she could just pick you up and carry you away. Oh seeing you being so motherly warms her heart.

But she has her needs and whenever you’re alone her hands are often all around you. The easiest way to seduce her is simply just showing a little neck. She lovesss to mark your neck, biting and smearing lipstick all over. You’ll have to wear a scarf or collared shirts after but its a small price to pay. In particular she’s fond of ribbons and lace. Especially around the chest. She likes the idea of being able to untie your clothes like unwrapping a present. She will do so slowly and gently of course, she would love to use the ribbon to bing your hands or block your eyesight.

Jean

She’s definitely the easiest to seduce. She’s oh so repressed. Even seeing you in a simple low cut dress showcasing even the littlest of cleavage will have her reeling. A great way to lure her to bed and to take a ‘rest is to simply wear a nightgown more low cut and sweetly ask when she’ll be coming to bed. She’ll be rushing through work as soon as she can. If possible she will just ditch the paper and go to you right away. Unable to focus now that she nows what she’s missing.

Diluc

Anything. The sight if your thighs, your neck, your cleavage, your belly, your hips. Oh anything that is you. He cannot help himself when you show even the smallest of skin. Once when you went to the beach with him he quickly pulled you to a more isolated part to ravage you. He couldn’t keep his hands to himself, you weren’t even wearing that lewd of a swimsuit but so much skin just sent him into frenzy. If you wore lingerie he would lunge at you almost immediately.

Ayato

He is much harder to seduce. Often he’s the one seducing you, his hands lightly tracing your skin to heighten your senses. He’s a big fan of blindfolds. So if you wear a sleeping mask he tends to get a bit mischievous. He won’t do anything if you’re unconscious unless you’ve given him permission to do so prior. Its not that he isn’t attracted to you, he simply has alot of self restraint

But to lure him from his office is difficult as he has a high self control. So subtle and innocent looks won’t work. He’ll know what you’re playing at. If you want to seduce him you have to commit and hard. Lingerie is a favorite of his. Especially if he catches sight of it under your clothes. The difficulty being that.. the get up you usually wear isn’t allowing of little peaks like that. So you have to be creative and direct. In general he likes begging. You will probably have to grovel too as you try to encourage him to come to bed with you. Then he will oblige.

Childe

Anything. If you’re with him he is likely obsessed with you. Like a drug any inch of you will drive him mad and wanting more. In his homeland however such revealing clothes are a liability. But oh how he lovessss your thighs. He often lays his head on them, bites them, squishes them, etc. thigh highs in particular will drive him insane. Stockings too. You could be wearing anything but if you’re wearing stockings or thighs highs it will drive him mad. You will not be walking straight.

Chlorinde

Ohhhhh despite her stoicism and professionalism she is down bad for you. Anything drives her crazy. She is great at hiding this though. In public she will simply maintain her usual professionalism. But in private? Oh she won’t be holding back. She won’t stop herself from taking what she wants where she wants. She can tell when you’re doing it on purpose. She is quite fond of gloves, lacy and transparent ones in particular. She loves to hold your hands in hers while in the act. Its such a intimate feeling to her. She loves lace in general but your hands are just so delicate to her. She loves feeling them on her too.

Thoma

Honestly touch is a big turn on to him. In particular light touches and body contact too. If you just pull his body close to yours, leaving no gaps in-between he’ll start to get flustered. If you sneak up behind him and start lightly touching him he’ll get all worked up and flustered. He’d be too embarrassed to do anything at work. That would take alot of seduction. He’d be pouting and trying so hard not to whimper as you easily would have him wrapped around your finger. He is easily aroused by the sight of your body. But if you start teasing him he’ll be following you like a dog on a collar

Wriothesley

Another thigh guy. He fuckin loves thigh highs an stockings too. He loves just ripping them off and burying himself in between your thighs. The best part to him is seeing you have to walk away in torn tights clearly showing what exactly you had been doing in his office. He loves mesh clothing in general because he loves just ripping it off. Like tearing wrapping paper off a box. He cannot resist it.

#genshin imagines #genshin x y/n #diluc x y/n #diluc x you #wriothesley smut #wlw smut #mlw smut #suggestive themes #suggestive #chlorinde #chlorinde x reader #jean gunnhildr x reader #kamisato ayato x you #wriothesley x reader #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader #arlecchino my husband i love her so much #pls come home now arlecchino #arlecchino is so hot please step on me #arlecchino x you #arlecchino x y/n #genshin impact #wlw and mlw post #arlechinno genshin

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 208

So Danny would feel exasperated, and probably should. But Dan is actually doing good and hasn’t even bitten anyone during this situation so that’s a win in his books. Now if the turned-into-a-four-year-old could tell him where he managed to grab this other child when he was supposed to be at the babysitter’s, that would be swell. 

Or why there is a hero who nearly broke the door down in a right panic. 

Like genuinely, he doesn’t know who was more surprised, him, or the hero who came running up half in a panic attack. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Jordan got child snatching habits from Vlad lmao #Who is in the Zone going to So much therapy rn #Burger explosion happened & he realized he needed to pull his shit together with help from some Trauma #Danny is in college & pretty much raising Dan & Ellie #Danny doesn’t refer to Vlad as his father but Dan hesitantly calls him grandfather #He happily calls Danny mom though- at first mockingly but then genuinely #They all forgot that time traveling heroes exist & might’ve come from Dan’s timeline #And that they might encounter them #I wonder whose child Dan just took home lol #Dan: I am a wee harmless lad #Also Dan: I may not currently have the power to destroy worlds but my big sister Mum & Grandpas do so HA

[fangsandfeels]

What is truly fascinating about Shadowheart, is how bad she is at being Sharran.

And by that, I mean how much this girl wants to feel and enjoy nice things. How participating in spreading misery and death actually hurts her and makes her drown herself in alcohol so she can forget and go numb. She makes up the cutest excuses when helping refugees or kissing a Selunite. Oh, there will be time for penance later but now she is oddly relieved seeing this bunch of strangers celebrating the fact of being safe. Oh, she will explain that kiss in her prayers somehow.

And yet, if you ask her about Shar's teachings, it's like someone flips a switch. She will recite them, word-per-word, reverently. It sounds unsettling even -- is this real Shadowheart? Has she been hiding all along?

But then, it becomes clear: the reverence isn't hers. It's acquired. Trained. She speaks like she was taught. Hers was not to think or argue against these dogmas; hers was to serve them, and when she praises Shar, she stands in front of Mother Superior in her mind.

It can become hers -- if she is pushed into Shar's embrace, if her desperation for acceptance, for all her suffering to have a purpose is confirmed. But on her own, Shadowheart has always struggled against the shock collar, subconsciously questioning her place and needs.

I'm glad that her good ending isn't about her coming back to Selune (it's secondary, barely there), but rather about her reuniting with her family. Taking back what was taken from her. Reclaiming her name and her past. Living despite the loss instead of succumbing to it.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #shadowheart #bg3 shadowheart #the theme of a lost child being ripped away from their family and coming back home hits me hard for many reasons

[snufkins-boot]

Dcxdp idea: Ra’s try’s to offer a 6y/o Damian to Danny in exchange for immortality and Danny is just like:

“um, no? I’m the ghost king? Why would I give out immortality? Also this is a fucking child!”

So ra’s gets told to fuck himself and Danny takes Damian anyway as his child.

Sam and Tucker don’t question why he has a random child now, they just go with it because why not. He’s done weirder.

Years later Bruce finds out about his son and is in a costody battle with the fucking ghost king, a plant goddess and a pharaoh.

Or, alternatively: co-parenting.

#Danny just comes home with a small child one day #and no one questions it #because why would they #Constantine is having a fucking heart attack #because why is Bruce suddenly shit talking the king of the dead #bruce: you’re my son you do as I say #Damian: I’ve got another three parents who disagree #dcxdp #danny phantom #danny phantom crossover #writing prompts #dp x dc crossover #dc #justice league

[dabidagoose]

Ok but with ylfa's backstory it's just. There's a wolf who can take people's skins and mimic their voices? So there have been many ppl who have gone into the woods, been attacked by a wolf, and then what's returned has looked and sounded and hell maybe even acted like them! But a bit more monstrous. With hair on their hands, and a low snarl, and sure they sound like our dear loved one and they look like them but they're scary. They're scary, and they've changed, and shouldn't they be dead?

And maybe if they're scary they aren't our loved one - they're actually just the scary thing in disguise yes of course! Cause they would never scare us like that. They could never be transformed like that. So it's not them, so they're dead.

#I'm just. I'm wondering. How many people have come home to a locked door in this town #the boy who cried wolf but it was really just a young child who strayed from the path. and her mom is crying wolf but in this version of #the story everyone believes her #ougggggh #ooooouuuuugggh #OOOOOUUUGGHHHH!!!! #dimension 20 #neverafter #neverafter spoilers #ylfa snorgelsson #neverafter red #neverafter little red riding hood

[two-stars]

changeling.

#genshin impact childe #genshin impact #tartaglia #why does this man need three names #anyway. this post is gonna health me manifest winning the 50/50. I need him to come home #+also this was inspiring by art from another fandom but I can’t FYCKING find it so I’m surffering

[thriftybits]

me coming home and finding out sivi/tonysopranobignaturals/death2america deactivated

#literally some of the most fucked up shit ive seen here in awhile #she was very open about her anxieties about running a social media account and you still put her on the poll #why like actually #not to mention pitting her against a child slave owner and a neonazi??? #sivi come home

[fauvester]

dr bashir and his brood of postwar hatchlings…

#ds9 #garashir #GARASHIR BAPPY ADOPTION IS SOMETHING THAT IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME. #GROWING AND CHANGING. HEALING. LOVE EVEN. #some of them have medical issues or injuries that julian saw in clinic and was like No parents? Our Child Now #garak smiling mildly: my dear. i am going to kill you for real #garak coming home after a long day of malewife manipulate mansplain in the postbellum government #to his trophy husband and 3 kids. he is truly living the dream

[ride-a-dromedary]

Halsin and Wyll deserve their babies ever after ending.

#BG3 Musing #Halsin #Wyll Ravengard #wyllsin #(i'm sorry for clogging the tag forgive me) #someday i'll figure out a different tag #listen i promise i'll stop eventually i'm just really hung up on the moon rn #wyll: i've always thought about having a child of my own #halsin: *nine wagonfuls of orphans in tow* alright bet #(laezel does too thank you secret epilogue ilu) #what if they had a little half elf they adopted together and think about #how she would light up and reach for wyll every time he came home #how halsin would lean against the door frame and watch them together and just be...so so full of love he doesn't know what to do #how he still thinks time to time that wyll will regret coming with him and tossing aside his options when he's still so young #but then he sees the two of them and hopes in his heart of hearts that he genuinely wants to be there #and will stay for at least a little while longer #though he'd never ask him to - never expect him to

[archaicden]

childe has been gone for a year now. october 13th 💔

#zhongchi #my art #genshin impact #genshin #zhongli #childe #tartaglia #tartali #yeah #this is a reference to the sonic fandub #IMISS HIM SO BAD. ITS BEEN A YEAR AND I HAVE EVERYTHING READY FOR HIM. COME HOME. NOW.

[popsicle-stick]

having a segment of a coherent thought about the miss havishamification of artemis fowl

#like....yes. the obvious and intentional parallel is angeline #but artemis....artemis is the one who begins living in funeral wear as an expression of grief for a father who wasn't coming home. #he's stuck in this limbo of perma-childhood. forced into a horrible mocking parody of the of adult he was supposed to grow into #he wears nothing else. thinks of nothing else. CNN constantly blaring. surrounded by the old possessions of his father #yet he can never become him!!!! because he's a child. #& yet even when he DOES return artemis cannot leave this stasis. he never leaves his suits behind. colfer does not let him leave childhood #i lied. this was not coherent. society if i'd read enough theory to back this up #artemis fowl

[moghedien]

Spy x Family is like “what if an entire series was one big miscommunication plot line but instead of adding unneeded drama and making the characters act annoying, it just made every situation 1000x funnier than it should be”

#it’s like ‘miscommunication but we’re gonna take it to the most ridiculous extremes’ #Loid tries to sneak off to do spy shit all day by telling them he’s gotta go shit real bad then disappears for a whole day? #now Yor thinks she poisoned him with her cooking because she made breakfast that morning and so now she’s wants to take cooking classes #so she doesn’t make Loid spend 24 hours on the toilet again #but she wants it to be a surprise so she’s coming home late and tired and with cuts all over her hands and now Loid thinks she’s mad at him #and the child is reading all of their minds and knowing everything but is also 6 and doesn’t actually understand any of it #spy x family