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fatherkreiner · 7 months
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THE FUCKING PROBLEMSSSSSSSSSSSSS. THE WAY THEYRE HOLDING EACHOTHER WHILE SINGING SHIT LIKE I ONLY FEEL HATRED TOWARDS YOU. EXPLODING FOREVER?!?!
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thegeminisage · 6 months
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ok let's revive some 1960s discourse
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(clearer text in image IDs & below cut reblog for sample size etc etc etc)
VULCAN GAMBIT by Shirley Meech
Most authorities agree that the main traits of a winning chess player are power of visualization, memory, alertness, calmness, psychological shrewdness, and will to win. Let us consider the series of games between Captain Kirk and Mr, Spock, of the U.S.S. Enterprise, Several times, we have observed them using that beautiful, unique, and -unhappily- unavailable version of the 3-D chessboard, and we are reliably informed that Captain Kirk generally wins. (1) Comparison of the two men in respect to these six attributes is therefore quite interesting.
Power of visualization: Mr, Spock is clearly superior in this category; he does complicated mathematical computations in his head, and carries on casual conversation at the same time. (2)
Memory: Mr, Spock again has the edge. He has many times demonstrated a memory capacity superior to any other on the Enterprise, with the possible exception of the ship's computer. (3)
Alertness: Spock again probably has the edge here.
Calmness: Spock, easily.
Psychological shrewdness: Again, Spock has the edge. He has been known to trick Kirk into doing things he did not intend to do, (4) and even to talk his way out of following Kirk's orders, (5)
Will to win: The edge here belongs to the Captain. (6)
Of course, it is understood that neither Spock nor Kirk is at all deficient in any of these qualities. However, with Kirk leading in only one of the six categories, how can he possibly win so frequently?
The answer is simple, Spock's psychological shrewdness takes into account Kirk's relentless will to win. (7) His memory and power of visualization paint a vivid picture of Kirk when his will is frustrated, (8) a condition which bodes ill for anyone in range. With alertness and calmness in this crisis, Spock maneuvers the games so that Kirk wins. With a final touch of the psychological shrewdness, he allows Kirk to believe that his "illogical" style of play has triumphed over Spock's logic. This puts the Captain into a frame of mind which is beneficial to his self-image, his efficiency rating, and the well-being of the crew in general. (9)
The Vulcan, of course, would be the last to admit this; but it would not be the first time he has deceived his friend for what he considered a valid logical reason. (10)
How, if we could only ascertain whether he has accepted Doctor McCoy's offer to teach him the game of poker….or is that why McCoy was seen grumbling along the corridor today, without his shirt?
(1) "Charlie X," "Where Ho Man Has Gone Before," "Court Martial" (2) "Tomorrow is Yesterday" (3) "Miri," "Arena," "The Naked Time," others (4) "Shore Leave" (5) "Devil in the Dark," "Operation .'Annihilate" (6) "Errand of Mercy," "The Corbomite Maneuver," "The Squire of Gothos," others (7) "Menagerie" (8) "The Naked Time," "Charlie X," others (9) The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of yeds. (10) "Menagerie"
[A drawing by "DEA" of Spock smiling at a small bird-like alien in his palm. The caption reads, "Don't laugh. You are fascinating too.]
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domysterio · 6 months
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rhea recruiting everyone to her goth polycule
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intertexts · 20 days
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ashe is like some kind of rose lalonde variant.....
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orrsoared · 5 months
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me explaining to the garden dj why this song needs to be played every time s*llinger touches the puck:
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barbiecarlo · 3 months
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another banner night for nesn
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t-u-i-t-c · 9 months
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chapter xliii
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fatherkreiner · 7 months
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they should give svetlana a gun. like in general but also specifically here and now
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thegeminisage · 7 months
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pokedcheck · 1 year
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this is why sheldon played so much 11/7 down the stretch huh
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negrowhat · 9 months
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These hoes don't care about their kids do they? Just want to be the HBIC... to a dude that got them both pregnant at the same time. Wild.
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jackbatchelor3 · 8 months
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Chess Klaxon! 🎉
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cacaitos · 1 year
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come again.
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bo-bichette · 1 year
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they’re playing chess in the clubhouse i love them so much
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pickleslice · 1 year
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great news. terry and rictor are here. bad news i’ve been reminded of his tryst with apocalypse
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