sorry we applied an operator to your boyfriend. he's an eigenfunction of that operator so the operator returned his function but he's multiplied by a constant. yeah he has an eigenvalue now
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Here are some sciencey pick up lines you can use:
1. Will you be the hydrogen to my carbon.
2. You are set A and I am set B so shall we find out our common interests thru a union?
3. Shall we find out our HCF?
4. When I kiss you I expect Newton's Third Law to be in action.
5. Let's be a dipole and have dipole moments.
6. Let's be coherent, make a wavefront and make wavelets together to see our future.
7. Wanna form a mycorrhiza?
8. Your eyes shine brighter than magnesium flame (lmao what in the Apollo-)
9. Are you Ester? Cuz you lookin' fruity!
10. You are the C (cytosine) to my G (guanine).
11. If you are a proton, then I'm a neutron so let's cuddle.
12. You are the electric field to my magnetic field.
13. I can be the photon to your electron if photoelectric effect turns you on.
14. If you are alternating current, I will become the transformer, coz I will reduce your pains and increase your happiness. (My friend's)
15. You're my principal interest and you make my heart race at the rate of 100% and I'm ready to serve you every day per annum.
16. Be the glucose to my insulin receptors. (My friend's)
17. Let's spread the sheets cuz we wanna excel in what we're doing tonight. (Lmao-)
18. Let's not rush and start with induction, shall we?
19. You are my biggest flux.
20. y = mx + b my partner?
21. Be the capsaicin to my water cuz together we can be spicier. (This one is so.... 💀)
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non-basic study tips ive derived myself as a stem major lol
going from easiest to hardest to implement
i have very big trouble with focusing and interest so a lot of this will relate to attention retention
- look up the problems on your past tests. chances are your lecturer is consistently pulling them from 1-3 sources (true for most intro classes)
-practice with a timer since day 0 of learning about a new topic. this will prevent you from short circuiting on the exam and forgetting all about the topic you've studied for hours
-as you are going through a problem, mumble your thought process as if you are ochem tutor 2.0
- if you can write in numerous languages, try taking lecture notes in a language other than the one they are provided in - this will force you to think critically about the material you are writing down
-leave. work. at the work table. dont think about assignments when you are spending time with friends or family.
-in general, the intensity of my background noise is inversely proportional to my stimulation levels
usually i try to go ambient noise -> lofi/instrumentals -> study vlogs -> music with lyrics
however, if you can take a break instead of listening to music that will make you more restless, it is better to do that
-usually, the boredom from practicing something boring does not feel as bad as realizing you have understudied that topic. persevere. you can do it!
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so i saw a post about how tumblr does let us do infinite poll options and how it stops us from finding out the most fuckable element
but im undaunted and well reach there via elimination
So,
you know the drill, reblog for more reach etc etc
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12/06/2023
tackled redox (my beloathed) and some more gatsby (my beloved) today, ft. one of my otter plushies 🦦 let me know if i should post more of my plushies lol
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