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THE EMPEROR OF FLAMES !! FLAME EMPEROR SABO !!

#chel screams over op #one piece spoilers #I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN !! #second week of wins first the harbingers then childe’s birthday now this ehe !! #one piece

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super curly hair sabo!!! full body freckled ace!!! deep tanned luffy!!!

#chel screams over op #asl brothers #i think about them a lot i think about them a lot i think about them a lot #so mujc so that i’m literally trying to work in more whitebeards/revolutionaries into my heist au

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garp just kinda retires, like he’s in the process of retiring, like he’s transitioning into retiring and then roger is like “take care of my child,” and garp is like this brat better not suck my pension dry and bogard is like i’m the only responsible adult on this whole damn ship and ace is literally 0 but he’s vibing and then three years later dragon is like “look after my son,” and garp is like how do i argue for a bigger pension and bogard is like new recruit training is diaper duty and ace is like i’ve only had luffy for like three hours but if anything happened to him i’d kill everyone on this ship and then myself and luffy is like 0 so he’s just vibing. and then one day garp is like you know what? i deserve a vacation, even though he’s meant to be retiring (retired) and the marines are like knock yourself out. so they go back to dawn and luffy and ace are like time to be king of the jungle and sabo is like not so fast and then suddenly the vacation is over and sabo is on the ship and garp is like i really need to update my pension stuff and bogard is like at least i don’t have to teach this one manners and luffy and ace are like woooooooooooooo adventure time and sabo is finally allowed to just vibe. and scene.

#everyday i have stupid asl fix it ideas and everyday i post them without reading them through #chel screams over op #asl brothers

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i love the strawhats, they see a kid around and are like “is no one gonna dote on that?” and then don’t wait for an answer

#thinking about robin literally scooping otoko up out and away #also zolu just adopting otama?? #strawhats looking after kids my beloved #chel screams over op

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ROBIN!! MORTICIA ADDAMS!!

#chel screams over op #guys... robin!!! morticia adams!!! #??? the frobin potential for this toooo???? gomez = franky?????? #nami and luffy for wednesday and puggsley #surely i’m not the first to have this take !!!???? #EDIT: IM NOT THE FIRST TO HAVE THIS TAKE!! IM SO GLAD!! ITS A BIG BRAINED RIGHT OF PASSAGE #anyway follow me for more one piece ramblings i have a lot of useless shit in my head x

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sanji may have stated to absolom that the reason he wanted the suke suke no mi was to do [redacted] acts, but in reality as an abused child living without hope the devil fruit offered him the possibility of freeing himself from his family, and the community they had surrounded themselves, with ease. in this essay i will

#one piece #chel screams over op #i’ve said this before and i’ll say it again i’m a whole hearted sanji simp jsjdjd #he’s funny and deserved better and i can’t believe it took me three instances of him saying he wanted to be invisible to make the links #between his childhood of abuse 😔 poor from me honestly #anyway sanji deserved better although the magical girl transformation was a class

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zoro and sanji have a singular pair of seeing eyes between them ???

#chel screams over op #one piece spoilers #(?) i think because like post time skip blah blah blah #anyway sanji and his bangs my beloved

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oddly specific sabo headcanons/jokes:

4c hair sabo who through strenuous relaxer is currently a 2a.

alternatively, jheri curl sabo.

alternatively to my alternatively, s-curl sabo (although ace sticks out more to me as an s-curl boy).

whenever they (rarely) had lessons luffy would stick pencils and various other stationary in sabo’s hair in complete wonder and they totally made a game out of it.

ivankov teaching sabo how to properly detangle and pick his hair. like tiny recovering sabo just gently having his hair washed and detangled for him *clenches fist*

alternatively to the alterive of the alternatively above, AFRO SABO.

modern au: sabo does the curly girl method for hair maintenance and probably posts videos where he slanders the state of luffy and ace’s hair while trying to fix it.

stupidly indulgent mixed race sabo au where his full name is sabolola (named fondly by the clowns who enabled this.)

#sabo #oda really did give us 4c sabo when he was a kid tho like that’s kinky hair you can’t tell me otherwise #this is all (mostly) a joke btw but also i do live in a realm of black edits for animanga characters so who knows maybe i’ll comission jheri #curl sabo to bless yall eyes!! one of them asl brothers has to give me consistently curly hair i’m sorry it’s a must #chel screams over op #hesitant to tag this with like the main tag cuz like this is for me and the four other black op fans on here that will find it amusing #anyway tune @ fuck off o clock to once again here my nobody asked poc opinions of stupid shounen anime #next week i’ll be discussing brown skin gojo and why the jjk fandom needs him :D

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stupid one piece take #?: garp just tells sengoku he has ace. like baby ace, he has baby ace, that’s his grandson now. and sengoku is like ??? is this why you convinced me to not kill all the babies in the south blue a couple of years ago??? and garp is like yeah, do you wanna hold him??? do you wanna hold ace my grandson and thus ace your great-nephew??? and sengoku who has lost his mind and given is up is like you know what???? yes actually yes i do want to hold him??? ohh he’s very cute he doesn’t look like roger at all good for him. and then ace just kinda grows up (with luffy and sabo ofc) with the fleet admiral as their pseudo great uncle who is a much better strategist than garp and makes sure they get a better education and blah blah blah and the pirates (with morals) vs marine (also those with morals since i have to make this clear) discourse is actually pretty light hearted like some took captain or whatever is like so what are we gonna do about fire fist ace he’s been an upstart rookie and he’s challenging whitebeard and garp is like hahaha that’s my grandson i trained him so well he’ll definitely be able to take at least four punches from that guy and sengoku is like mmmmm i hope he remembered to actually sit down and come up with a plan of action that utilises his strengths and that of his crew before thus attack or i’m disowning him and garp is like you literally are 18 (how old was ace when he joined the whitebeards anyway????) years too late to disown him that’s your great-nephew and if he wins you’re going to brag for ages and this rookie captain is like wtf???? aren’t we meant to be catching pirates?????? and scene.

#this is illegible i’m sorry but also i’m not i just need to get this out of my system thanks #chel screams over op #one piece #i put that tag there tentatively i don’t really know if i should let the general public know about this horrid au bjt also someone talk to #me abojt how funny and nice of a world it would be thanks x

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can’t wait for the post big battle/conclusion wano chapters when we get strawhat shenanigans with jinbei,,, like king?? time for some culture shock: franky’s in his speedo doing the nipple lights show again and the kiddos are loosing their minds :D

#one piece #is this spoilers??????????????? #chel screams over op #no but i love when the starwhats are just being the strawhats like that drinking scene wasn’t enough i want more

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people who write ASL fix it fics and time travel fics and aus where they’re just brothers alive and happy and together, you are literally doing the lords work thank you

#one piece #chel screams over op #guys i’ve been EATING op fanfic yuji and the fix it tag gives me as mujc glee as the naruto fix it tag does this is heaven #in other news wtf is a wano!! my friend told me it’s in parts?? parts??? i’m not reading this :D #in other other news i wonder if op is gonna outlive mha that’s a thought

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garp yeeting ace across marineford and garp trying to fist of love the memories back into sabo’s head are the best fix-it takes and i will live by them :D

#walk the wire by yuki10140 x moral justice by acanaceous x tomorrow never happens by midnightluck #my comfort one piece fics i adore them so mujc like please please pleaseeeeeeeeee #chel screams over op

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stampede was ridiculous but way better than gold and the supporting cast defo made it worth the 2 hours sjdjdjd

#chel screams over op #i didn’t live blog much cuz honestly it was 70% fight scenes and 30% glimpse of characters who are gonna join for fight scenes or otherwise #it was weird having a moving without aokiji but i still had to see kizaru and that other bastard #positives i got to see law AND sabo lmaooooo #crocodile was a nice twist tooo didn’t expect to see him here #BOA HANCOCK AND MIHAWK WERE GREAT!! THAT ZORO MOMENT WAS AWESOME AS WAS HANCOCK’S #ermmmmmmmmm also usopp lil story line 10/10 i’m sorry i made the whitebeard joke with him #once again i am asking op movies to not have someone butchering roger’s legacy for insane evil plot reasons thank you #roger was such a good dilf and a cool guy let him rest in piece #this goes double for whitebeard like he was just straight vibing leave him be #slander big mom and kaido all you want thank you idc about them x #shanks is on thin ice as per #anyway thank god at the end of the day for traffy <3

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arlong... is a shark.... a loan shark....

#chel screams over op #what’s the difference between us? nose? chin? webbed toes? #here’s my cursed one piece take for the evening x

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doffy literally king of a whole island, underground drug smuggling tycoon and he can’t even get himself some tailored pants that fit properly smh

#tagging this with: #donquixote doflamingo #so when i eventually block that tag out of hate i won’t have to see it djdjdjjd #chel screams over op

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JINBE!!!! THE FIRST SON OF THE SEA!!!!!

#one piece spoilers #chel screams over op #brooooooooooooooooo!!! we finally have a responsible adult on the crew #over the 4 adults we’ve got x