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yamatos-fangs · 7 months
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I keep thinking about the fact that I have not one but two Blorbos that are sopping wet tiny little meow meows with copious amounts of trauma and mental illness whose tall and buff best friend dies suddenly and tragically. And then after that they survive several murder attempts by someone who is allegedly on the same side but isn’t an ally…
And the one that decides to not take it lying down and kill their would-be killer back is NOT the seasoned military sniper, it’s the half-lobotomized teenage girl.
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lightningidle · 1 month
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I unironically love that every single Splatoon game’s story mode is like “and btw the love you have for the people around you is so important, so strong, capable of breaking down any barrier, it is the second most powerful force in the universe. the first is how good this music is”
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gaycaelus · 1 year
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who give a shit *goes back to old fandoms*
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planetary · 7 months
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“they will never make an adventure time abt women in their 20s with shitty jobs”
(fionna and cake comes out)
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qprstobin · 9 months
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I want a Steve who genuinely doesn't want to play DnD because it's just not his thing! He enjoys watching and thinks some of it seems fun, but just isn't interested in the time commitment, or the math, or various other parts of it.
HOWEVER he does demand, like a child when they find out someone is writing a book, to be put in every single campaign as a random npc. He doesn't want to sit down for hours roleplaying, but he does want that seductress in the tavern to have good hair and be named Stevana.
And this isn't like, something the others don't know about, it's very obvious who it is each campaign. Sometimes Eddie even convinces Steve to do the voice for the character if it's a fun one and Steve isn't at work. Steve enjoys how much it both amuses and gets on various Hellfire members nerves, especially because his characters are always... Pretty out there.
Gareth and Jeff tend to be amused by Steve's characters, unless they are actively getting in their way and even then Jeff at least normally just finds them hilarious. Freak continues to want to study Steve like a bug. A crowd favorite for the CC members but a point of annoyance for the Party was the character that Steve pitched that was infatuated with that quest's main villain and would appear randomly just to say something really suggestive about the big bad, inconvenience them somehow even in a really minor way, and then dip. They were definitely supposed to be rescuing Stefano at one point but he was basically kidnapping himself at several points. Dustin is perpetually annoyed because Steve won't play with them for real, but he WILL play a random bimbo that starts them on a quest and enjoys flirting with the older members characters.
(Will and Lucas are... Maybe a little disappointed he's never flirted with their characters but also, Steve would never do that lol.)
Eddie is fine with it, he thinks this is a great compromise. He gets that Steve doesn't want to do hours long storytelling sessions, but this way he still gets to enjoy time with Steve doing one of his favorite things - creating characters and writing the most annoying stories possible. He loves that Steve is participating in even just a small way, and honestly only having him participate for a little bit at a time is better for Eddie's ability to stay on task anyway. He knows Steve wouldn't have fun being a player but he also knows Steve loves being a problem.
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Marauders and Reg group chat
Remus: who the fuck added me to the group chat?
Sirius: >:O language.
Regulus: yeah watch your fucking language.
Sirius: OKAY WHO TAUGHT REGGIE TO SAY THE FUCK WORD?!
Peter: ‘the fuck word’
James: You guys use the f word all the time??
Regulus: Merlin’s beard you don’t have to censor it.
Peter: say fuck James.
Regulus: Do it, James. Say fuck.
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torchiiko · 1 year
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ace attorney trilogy screenshots from my personal collection pt 1
everyone repeatedly dunking on franziska abt her dead dad
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phoenix ranting abt british cars
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Why Did They Say That moments
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edgeworth
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gumshoe my beloved gumshoe <3
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edited to include quick transcriptions in the images! (sorey it took so long lemme know if they work)
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melancholic-pigeon · 3 months
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Leftists on tumblr: listen to marginalized people about their own oppression
Jewish person: X thing is super antisemitic
Those very same leftists on tumblr: OH SO YOU SUPPORT MURDERING BABIES THEN? GENOCIDE APOLOGIST
Jewish person: here's an exhaustive list of sources going back thousands of years proving that X is antisemitic.
Leftists on tumblr: Doesn't count, colonizer!!!!!! /gets X tattooed on their forehead, puts an X bumper sticker on their car, calls people Genocide Supporters when they say "hey X is not allowed here because it's antisemitic"
Leftists on tumblr: "Why do Jews keep complaining about leftist antisemitism? I don't see it; it's clearly a distraction from talking about those Noble Savage Palestinians. Prove to me you're oppressed, X! X X X X!! CHANTS X FROM THE ROOFT0PS"
Jews: we don't super trust you guys not to call for our extermination, since you have repeatedly at every past opportunity
Leftists on tumblr: Look, I know antisemitism is annoying, but now is not the time to discuss blood libel when those Evil Jews are eating Palestinian babies!!! HASHTAG X
Jewish person: *rubs forehead as Turning from les mis plays in the background* (nothing changes, nothing ever can / round about the roundabout and back where you began)
Leftists on tumblr: SEE? THEY WON'T EVEN HAVE A GOOD FAITH DISCUSSION WITH ME 😭
Leftists on tumblr: "anyway discussions of antisemitism are a DISTRACTION. I am good person who is being very helpful and only hurting bad people who deserve it, like those filthy Jews— I mean zionists"
Leftists on tumblr: Why, oh why are people calling us antisemitic? 🥺
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sorry we used your girlfriend in an unethical cloning experiment. she's the new genetic base for an army now. yeah, she has fought and she has bled. now eternity will see her dead. sorry.
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candyheartedchy · 5 months
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Me every time my f/o shows up on screen after not seeing them for so long:
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neruro · 7 months
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🗝️ ﹒⪩⪨﹒first time chatter...?
scaramouche x reader smau
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✧˚ · summary - tada! a new streamer (aka: you!) entered the scene! and what's this? your first regular chatter accompanying you to fame? great! and you're both becoming friends? even better! ... eh? what... what do you mean he has over a million followers? and what does he mean by 'do you remember me!?'
✧˚ · notes - streamer au, childhood friends to lovers, i will attempt to be deep and meaningful, swearing, reader is a weeb lol, may contain themes of "disappearing", toxic relationships, bullying, and neglect
✧˚ · status - undergoing rewrite!!
✧˚ · taglist - open! will close after vod #6 though :D
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⪩⪨ y/n's supporters! | 🗝️ kuni's circle
chapter 01 - world is mine
vod #1 - one viewer, and that's me on a different device!
vod #2 - at least give me pity donos!
vod #3 - discomfort streamer...?
vod #4 - shoutout pls
vod #5 - follow for follow??? 
vod #6 - ... have you considered friendship?
chapter 02 - just be friends
tba
chapter 03 - unknown mother goose
tba
chapter 04 - solitary hide and seek
tba
chapter 05 - summertime record
tba
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yamatos-fangs · 4 months
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Finally watching the James Somerton videos and I think his funniest lie is that Alfred Hitchcock had a “novel approach” of showing something to the viewer three times.
You know, like the Rule of Threes. That thing that’s been around in literature and writing in general quite literally forever.
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mekanikaltrifle · 7 months
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noita is objectively the most Mage game, in that you're a robed genderless figure, with a dedicated 'kick' button which is integral to gameplay. and also the point of the game is to make a wand that breaks your pc and also die all the time. Some strategies have you using a spell which is essentially a nuke. wand-building guides are usually like spreadsheets on crack.
I've died nearly 600 times in this goddamn game and still got no wins. 10/10 video game.
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sevenyeargap · 8 months
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"edgeworth didn't mean it like that when he said unnecessary feelings" yeah okay i agree with you BUT ALSO have you considered that this is what makes it so romantic next question
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planetary · 5 months
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joy-crimes · 8 months
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i made up a lil game where u generate a random number and then find the corresponding nendoroid in the nendo catalogue and then u watch the first episode of whatever show the character is from and of course my first one is fucking rent-a-girlfriend
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