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charleswaterloo · 2 years

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#queen elizabeth ii #queen #time for crab #uk #uk politics #lmao #there is no queen of england #lol #charleswaterloo says shit #meme

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megamindsupremacy · 1 year

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Misc Dc Fic Recs (Part 6)

in the name of the father, the billionaire, and honorary bat-uncle by buttercupbabyyyyy

It becomes a bit of a tradition, after this; when Wally gets mad, he announces with a (obnoxiously loud) screech he'll be living with Uncle Bats until Barry gets his act together, except the smaller redhead doesn't use the word 'act' and Batman, with a reputation to uphold, has to resist the urge to cover Robin's ears.

Or; everyone fears Batman. the younger heroes tend to forget it. Bruce is thrusted into the hesitant uncle role.

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The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain by sleepypapaya

The Core 4 are neurodivergent icons, basically.

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His name was king by theresurrectionist

Everyone knows who the butler is.

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The cape void by Charleswaterloo

In which Batman’s cape may or may not be bigger on the inside, contains many sandwiches, creates more problems than it solves, and is the constant delight of his children.

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‘We played hide and seek in the cave once and Tim had the bright idea of hiding in the Cape Void,’ Dick said, smiling slightly evilly at him.

‘Yeah, that was a weird couple of days. The void demons are nice, though,’ Tim added casually.

‘What?’ everyone said at once, heads snapping towards him.

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(A series of stories detailing the problems that occur when several lightly insane vigilantes have access to an unexplainable void.) -

Three’s a crowd (but I’m here if you are) by JUBE514

Bernard pops the top off his water bottle, a roll of his wrist at the perfect angle and it comes right off, and pops the faucet in Tim’s very nice kitchen to cold. Tim presses a kiss to the back of Bernard’s neck before Tim moves to the fridge to get his own water.

Bernard used to not drink as much water, but Tim drinks enough water for three people a day so Bernard naturally has followed- and now Bernard has no acne so he’s sort of mad about it actually. “The main character has two hands.” Bernard chimes easy and teasing. “Polygamy is the awnser here babe.”

Tim peaks over the door of the fridge. “Oh? Is this you telling me something?”

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Tim Drake, Bernard Dowd, and Kon-El have two hands each. They use them to hold onto each other.

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Emergency line by crucifixinhell

Hal Jordan would like Bruce's kid to stop calling him at absurd hours of the morning, please. (Except not really.)

(AKA the one where I try to give you emotional whiplash as many times as possible.)

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Ten cents richer by ms_trickster

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

That’s how the saying goes. Take enough punches from the universe and eventually it becomes harder and harder to pop back up, to see the worth in fighting back, to stop yourself from turning around and delivering some punches of your own.

Tim never wanted to become the villain—

“Appendicitis,” Tim breathed in disbelief. “Are you fucking kidding me?”

—but he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t tempted to burn the world to ashes when shit like this kept happening to him.

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A campy camp-out by summerbummin

What would happen if Young Just Us discussed gender and sexuality at their camp-out?

Bart says gender is fake, Kon wasn’t aware people of the same sex could date until now, Cassie believes it’s a universal truth that everyone thinks girls are gorgeous and Cissie has to correct that misconception, Tim is procrastinating his sexuality, and Greta is the personification of that meme “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit”

It’s chaos basically

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Jason Todd: The Not-So-Outlaw by GoAwayOlivia

Jason Todd isn't what Batman made him, he isn't what the Joker made him, he isn't what the League of Assassins made him, and he isn't what the Lazarus Pit made him. He's his own person and he's taking himself back, one home renovation at a time. Also he might just make friends with the people who are supposed to be his brothers while he's at it.

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death is only the end if you assume the story is about you by unluckyloki

Young Justice crash-lands on an unknown planet and disrupts a very important local ritual. The whole planet's life depends on it and now Superboy is about to be sacrificed. There is no way to stop it, except - Tim has a plan. Maybe it's not a good one, but there are no other options.

#mads posts #fic recs #fic rec list #dc fic recs #dc fic rec list

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charleswaterloo · 2 years

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yo actually idk if I’m making this up by accident but if the queen cops it I wonder if unis have to like idk give us a break from lectures? Or give us full marks? I have a big bit of coursework coming up if liz has timed her escape from the mortal plane so I get 100% for doing nothing then maybe she’ll be worthy of just normal hell instead of superhell. Do me this one solid Elizabeth my g

#MANIFEST ME GETTING MAXIMUM GOOD GRADES FOR MINIMUM EFFORT PLEASE IM BREAKING DOWN LMAO #uk #uk politics #queen elizabeth ii #charleswaterloo says shit #lol #uni

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charleswaterloo · 2 years

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small explanation for where I’ve been

To all the lovely people who messaged me to ask if I’ve been okay: thank you so so much you’re all so kind and I’m really honoured that you checked up on me. I’m really sorry I haven’t replied - please know I appreciate it so much.

I have had a lot going on in my personal life these past few months, and haven’t really been in the headspace to do anything than try to scrape by in uni (and not do that very well lol).

Someone in my family I was close to passed away and it’s been very difficult to cope. I’ve also been dealing with some health issues, and uni life stuff.

I really miss this community and all of the lovely people I talked to (and had crazy tag convos with lmao you know who you are) and I hope to be back. And to publish the fanfics I’ve been writing too!

I am working on getting better and I will be back at some point. I’m not sure when, but I will be.

Thank you again - you’re all amazing ❤️

As always, your professional moron: Ellie xxx

#sorry to get heavy I just thought that you all deserved an explanation for me be AWOL #charleswaterloo says shit #me #irl stuff #tw: family death #much love to you all always #❤️

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charleswaterloo · 2 years

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I HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR 84 YEARS DUE TO INSANE LIFE EVENTS AND I KNOW NOTHING ANYMORE BUT I AM RESURRECTED AND YOUNG JUSTICE IS BACK??? And they shot Tim in the neck? wh-

#hello ily all sorry for disappearing ngl I have had a monumentally shitty time these past months lol #but clearly not as much as Tim #MY GOOD BRO ARE YOU OKAY I AM PANICKING #tim drake #dark crisis young justice #charleswaterloo says shit #dc #charleswaterloo dc shit #young justice

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charleswaterloo · 2 years

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yes I’m British. Yes I’m celebrating harder than any other nationality now that old queen liz has popped her £5000 clogs. you wouldn’t understand

#GOOD RIDDANCE #uk #uk politics #queen elizabeth ii #crab rave #charleswaterloo says shit #lol

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charleswaterloo · 2 years

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I’m popping back in for a veritable millisecond to ask what in the genuine fuck of shit is this new tumblr logo? It feels like I’m the victim of a crime every time I am forced to rest my eyes upon it

#maybe this is an extreme reaction but maybe it’s warranted. it’s stupid fucking eyes are haunting me #charleswaterloo says shit #lol #new tumblr logo

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charleswaterloo · 2 years

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Just got cat called three times in 20 min and the last one startled me so much I dropped my Polaroid camera and it broke and idk if it works. Hope you get your dicks ripped off idiots. Come out of your cars I won’t even charge you extra for my dick removing service

#I fucking love that camera all I wanted was to give my friend a nice photo of herself and now it’s all scratched and smashed lol #anyway sorry for being angry #tw: catcalling #charleswaterloo says shit #me

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charleswaterloo · 2 years

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there are more ads on here now. they’re bigger. they’re screaming about t shirts. i’ve instinctually scrolled past but i think i saw the word “cringe”. the user interface is nice. i’ve been gone only a few months and this place is both corporate and usable. i’d be feeling ill if it wasn’t for all these horse plinkos and live slug reactions i’ve been told i missed. thank fuck everyone is still insane i thought i’d lost you all and i genuinely entered a brief period of real mourning

#I feel like an old man who’s returned to his hometown and is so haunted by it’s changes he’s overjoyed to see at least people are committing #the same crimes as he saw in his youth. and now he feels like part of things again almost #alright gn it’s 2am that’s why I’m like this #charleswaterloo says shit #lol #live slug reaction

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charleswaterloo · 2 years

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I'm so glad I follow you, I'm saving every single meme to my archive blog

Thank you - I can only bow to everyone’s astounding speed and meme talent

#lmao #charleswaterloo says shit #ask #queen #uk

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charleswaterloo · 2 years

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Me back on tumblr after months stalking everyone’s blog and reblogging everything because you guys have great taste and I can’t help it