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sea-jello · 1 year
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bmc as out of context quotes my friends and i have said cause im copying other people
christine after deactivating all the squips: i am so proud. i converted my friend from really mean to homosexual
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jeremy: i am genuinely scared michael will break up bc i dont like jerky
jake: man its fucking dried beef
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christine: i can’t read japanese but i’m gonna estimate. 300 CUPS OF MILK
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jenna: slay pussy girlboss queen
brooke: please dont use those words to describe my aunt
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rich: these are making me consider heterosexuality again
jake: UR STRAIGHT????
rich: IT WAS A JOKE
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(waiting in line talking about how he didnt know the eiffel tower lights up at night) jeremy: i dunno i dont catch up with,, paris,, lore
(still waiting in line) michael: who here do you think has the intention to murder someone
jeremy (spaced out of his mind): i dunno isnt it like,, illegal
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(different group of people talking about if it snows in paris)
christine: im not gonna lie the only knowledge of paris i have is from miraculous ladybug
brooke, jenna and jeremy: somewhat similar versions of "oh my god me TOO"
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dipyronegirl · 6 months
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i have once again been discriminated against for my accent
#i’m kidding it’s not discrimination at all it’s just#i live in rio de janeiro right. and we have a very specific accent that’s different from all other states#we drag our sentences (so it sounds a bit lazy??) and we pronounce our S like an X#like. take the word ‘bolas’ (balls). we say bolash while literally every other state just says bolas like the S in the word ‘say’#anyway. our accent makes us sound like players somehow; it’s hard to explain#and the carioca (means from rio) stereotype is that we always find shortcuts to everything; to get what we want without working for it#and it’s partially true tbh#but for some reason (i have no idea why) my accent specifically is very very strong (& i only found out ab it a few weeks ago)#and it makes me sound even more of a ‘player’. i asked ppl to be honest w me ab it and they said i sound like#a drug dealer or someone ‘shady’ that works w something illegal#and like i’m lazy and don’t care ab anything and maybe don’t take things seriously#and i mean all of it is true. kind of#but it’s shit that ppl can guess all my flaws just bc of my accent#sorry im rambling i’m so annoyed by this. i’d change if i could but idk how to speak differently fr#and ab my flaws. well i know i /can/ change them but idk how. i’m trying and i hope i become less lazy and more interested in serious thing#(cause yk. my biggest flaw is that i can’t bring myself to give a fuck ab the things i should care ab like responsibilities and shit)#god i’m rambling again im just so ughhh#text#giocore#about me#language
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puphoods · 3 months
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What crimes has your oc committed, and which one was the worst?
this is so hard to answer bc i dont think i can say anything funnier than "annie killed and ate someone" um. no lets talk about leah. she has like superpowers that she hasnt told anyone about (bc the effects of it are similar to that of a deadly virus that is mutating people beyond recognition) which is doubly illegal bc not only does she have unregistered powers but she is technically a government worker researching the disease and having her powers (+ trying to use them to heal people when they still dont know what that could do) is definitely something she would be like. super arrested for. shes also definitely killed people (purposefully or not) bc she doesnt have an innate understanding of how her powers work and how to use them.
as for what id say is the worst... this is hard to answer which is why i chose her to talk about LOL people who have powers needing to be registered is something i definitely would want to show as like... bad? and shes ultimately using the resources available to her to try and help people because (you would assume) her powers being so similar to the effects of the disease would mean she has something to do with it, or at least would be a key resource in understanding it + finding a cure/solution to the situation (not saying she is or isnt i actually havent really worked it out that far) but again she definitely has hurt people with her powers and while im undecided on it SO FAR her use of her powers on people with the virus has done little in way of curing them, only providing superficial "fixes" (shes able to undo the mutations but the underlying illness + eventual death of those with it is not something she knows how to fix)
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todayisafridaynight · 10 months
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SO!
Pretty good show honestly. I think it may perhaps come off a little underwhelming compared to last time because they released the full trailers early, so it was chiefly just talking, but I was still pleased.
The only thing I really wanted out of it was one (1) of my predictions coming true and one (1) surprise, and well, between the Watase Family and Nishitani...... THREE!!!!!, that's exactly what I got. Kiryu looking up at the sky like he's struggling to remember who he (allegedly) proposed to is hilarious though same energy as Jo not remembering Ikumi's name ghdshgkdhf the exchange kind of reminded me of Ichi talking to Arakawa as well... the "don't say it in the past tense" one you know the one...
Also next summit in September so that'll be a lovely birthday present :) For Me :)
Also x2 I love seeing which of my asks you decide to reblog. Whether it's because of the actual ask or because of my commentary it always feels like a win (<- normal to want and possible to achieve)
even if Considerably underwhelming, what information's been given IS causin a lotta buzz right now so !!! pretty successful summit in some regards ( ❁´◡`❁;;)
i just wish we got to see LAD8 gameplay, that's probably the only thing i really wanted but i guess there is still the fall summit (and for your birthday's sake i hope it's a real banger one)!
#snap chats#BEEN TRYING TO REPLY TO THIS ONE FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR NOW IM SO SORRY VLEKVKJ#i was still on the call with my friend so i couldnt think straight and i wanted to give this my full attention when responding#anyway. i dont think i have to say anything about the conversation between ichi and kiryu#mostly cause ive already been doin that with the other asks huh ☠️#DEFINITELY probably The Main Attraction to everyone tonight... so mysterious... def leavin me confused LMAO#but SO true love how ichi freely assumes arakawa was bangin back in the day but with kiryu he's like Oh God Prob Not#and i mean. is he entirely wrong ☠️#which is what makes kiryu's response all the more funnier 'been around the block' at max you got three girls#one of them arguably being your sister and the other was a mole and the other one yall separated on agreed terms#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SIR. he caught on proposing cause he wasnt ever with anyone long enough TO propose ☠️☠️#AH AND i actually like most- if not all- the asks you answer if that's anything :)#my main's shadowbanned so it probably doesnt show up but i always do enjoy reading your commentary or responses to people#i feel awkward rbing asks since For Some Reason in my head that's. Illegal#but sometimes there ARE topics i really wanna leave a comment or ramble bout for one reason or another#absolutely flattered it's considered a win tho cause thats how i feel whenever i see you like or rb any of my posts fjaLKJLKJA#cause yk... in a general sense im very bland or just outright foolish SO it's always cool when you enjoy my posts ♪(´▽`)#esp when theres so much love and thought in yours- its very cool is what i can say in the Utter Most Simplest of terms#terms i have to use cause my hands starting to hurt from all the typing owie ow ow ow(;´x`)#ill leave with saying HOPEFULLY for the next summit i can stream it... my mic worked well with my call with my friend SO#it's def ready for. whatever i got in store ok my hand REALLY hurts now i gotta cap it (;´д`)
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twobluejeans · 8 months
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HEARTBREAK ON TOUR!
charles leclerc x famous!reader
summary: in which the lavender haze has been lifted. or in which america’s it couple splits.
part 8: you’re losing me, part 7: revenge dress, series masterlist
faceclaim: madison beer
ally’s radio 📻: PART 8! taylor swift deserves jail time for creating you’re losing me. taylor swift also deserves jail time for not officially releasing it. def recommend listening to it reading the chapter! (might have to stream illegally bc mother is being stingy 🙄.)
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yourinstagram and just like that, the final chapter of Midnights, is out now. this is my most personal body of work that i'm putting out into the universe, and i'm so scared yet excited to share her with u. thank u to my team, my producer jackantonoff turned dearest friend of almost 7 years (woah!!!) we spent many noons & midnights on this album and i'm forever in debt n grateful. thank u to all my other friends who i didn't mention, yk who u are. to everyone else, thank u for your persistent patience and support. it does not go unnoticed. from my heart to yours, midnights (till dawn edition), is available on all streaming platforms. i love u. thank u 💗.
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leclerccharl ain’t that the teddy bear charles won for her at the fair forever ago??!
y/nsfeverdreamhigh leclerccharl o em gee yeah..
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authur_leclerc Love you always, Proud of you always ❤️
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The song’s big question: “Do I throw out everything we built or keep it?”
BY: ALLY PUBLISHED: JULY 17, 2023
Y/n L/n’s lyrical candidness is what has always made her standout as a songwriter. Whether she was writing about young love, relationships, or breakups, her songs never flinched from trying to paint a full picture, even if it was one that was hard to look at.
It’s been a while since the super star has released a breakup song, but it was only a matter of time; since the singer split with Charles Leclerc, fans have already began anticipating the inevitable breakup album. But it turns out they didn’t have to wait long. At Midnight (July 17), L/n released a second deluxe edition of her 2022 album Midnights, which included four new songs, among them the release of “You’re Losing Me,” a song fans have deciphered as ostensibly about her split with Leclerc.
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The nearly 5-minute track is a devastating relationship ender if we’ve ever heard one, as it details the hopeless and tragic dissolution of a relationship. Though L/n doesn’t include any names or details, it’s not hard to see why fans are interpreting it as being about her and Leclerc. 
When Entertainment Weekly first broke the news of their split in April, sources for both parties diplomatically described the breakup as amicable, and that “it was not dramatic.” “The relationship had just run its course,” one source told ET. However, that story was debunked as L/n herself, stated Leclerc had an affair with Australian Youtuber Lola Ransdell, in one of her Eras Tour Shows.  With the release of “You’re Losing Me,” L/n seems to offer a window into her perspective of how things ended while also releasing one of the most devastating songs she’s ever written.
Its lyrics don’t waste any time getting into the tragic heart of the matter. “You say, ‘I don't understand,’ and I say, ‘I know you don’t’/ We thought a cure would come through in time, now, I fear it won’t/ Remember looking at this room, we loved it ‘cause of the light/ Now I just sit in the dark and wonder if it's time,” she sings in the first verse, painting a portrait of two people who are unaligned and have seemingly grown apart in their relationship.
The pre-chorus lays out the song’s big question: “Do I throw out everything we built or keep it?” But waiting for resolution feels like something L/n doesn’t want to do anymore: “I'm getting tired, even for a phoenix/ Always rising from the ashes/ Mending all her gashes/ You might just have dealt the final blow,” she sings.
The most heart-wrenching part of the song comes in on the chorus, as she warns her other half, “Stop, you're losing me/ Stop, you’re losing me/ Stop, you’re losing me I can't find a pulse/ My heart won't start anymore/ For you/ ‘Cause you're losing me.” The lyrics mirror the song’s production which sounds like a quietly pulsing heartbeat, driving the knife’s blade of the song in even deeper.
Perhaps L/n’s biggest skill on this song is being able to convey all the heartbreak and roiling emotion without actually providing any specifics into the breakup. 
“You’re Losing Me” is rife with frank, confessional lyrics, but still keeps many of the exact contours of the split obscure. There are no accusations or fingers pointed at who’s at fault. There are no mic drop moments or explosive gossip; The closest L/n gets to revealing any details is on the second verse, when she seems to suggest that the relationship hadn’t been OK for a while now.
“Every morning, I glared at you with storms in my eyes/ How can you say that you love someone you can't tell is dying?/ I sent you signals and bit my nails down to the quick/ My face was gray, but you wouldn't admit that we were sick,” she sings.
On the bridge, L/n reveals that she “wouldn’t marry me either,” perhaps offering the tiniest, sliver of hints into one of the other reasons why they ultimately fell apart: “And I wouldn't marry me either/ A pathological people pleaser/ Who only wanted you to see her/ And I'm fading, thinking/ Do something, babe, say something (say something)/ Lose something, babe, risk something (risk something)/ Choose something, babe, I got nothing (I got nothing)/ To believe, unless you’re choosing me.”
It’s the lack of details, the palpable restraint despite L/n’s clear heartbreak behind its lyrics, that makes “You’re Losing Me” perhaps the most devastating song in her catalog (yes, even more so than “All Too Well.”) Amid the grief and sadness of the song, there’s also a feeling of inevitability, of sorrow that nothing more could be done, of pointlessly waiting for action when you know nothing is coming.
 In some regards, it’s one of L/n’s most mature breakup songs in her catalog, regardless of whoever it’s about. And if this is just a “from the vault” track, it makes one wonder what an albums-worth of these songs would sound like.
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fayesia · 4 months
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Okay DONT JUGDE ME PLEASE but I have an idea for mike schmidt. Okay so basically she(y/n) gets these new meds for the two of them it was basically like had idk what it's called but sm that makes them horny af and yk what happens next and also they r just friends when this happens. U can fill in the details with whatever.
a/n: Ahh no trust me i’m not one to judge people ever about what they’re into and stuff like that, obviously it’s different when i’m asked to write about smtg i’m uncomfortable with or if it’s illegal, but nonetheless here it is, i apologise in advanced as i did rush to get it posted but ye enjoy!! 😭
warning: most of my replies to requests i get don’t include warnings but please keep in mind before reading that this will contain ⚠️drugs, taking of drugs, irresponsible drug use!!⚠️ other than that it’s just the usual smut stuff :)
“come on you’re not gonna pussy out on me now are you?” you jab at Mike knowing he was the one boasting about the drug being a placebo that wouldn’t work.
“of course i won’t since i know it doesn’t even work. whoever sold it to you just got a free 30 dollars.” he looks down at you kneeling in front of the living room table slicing the pill in two. You were told by the seller that it was a hormone enhancing pill that was basically just stronger weed, so you were being cautious about how much you both took.
“ok fine hurry up give it here” sitting down next to you, Mike grabs one half swallowing it down in one go, you do the same. After 15 minutes neither of you feel anything.
“see i told you, it’s a fucking scam”
“no no we must’ve not taken it right, come on one more chance pleaseeee” you whine looking at him with your hands clasped together.
“fine. only cause your my best friend” “mike..i’m your only friend but ok”
Taking out two more pills you grab a cup using the base to crush them into a fine powder, with your credit card you finely crush it and seperate the pile of white powder into two even lines. Meanwhile Mike neatly rolls up a dollar bill leaning forward to snort up one line, handing the note over, you sniff up the powder feeling a sharp sting in your nose leaning back against the couch to relax and let everything settle.
First there was nothing and suddenly so much was happening all at once. In two minutes you and Mike had gone from sitting beside each other dazed as ever to feeling heat all over your body. The sensation causing you both to remove layers of clothing to avoid any effects of what felt like heatstroke. “god what the fuck is happening y/n?” you hear Mike say as he removes his clothing leaving him in a pair of black boxers, “idk mikey everything’s so hot and suffocating” you respond back stripping down to just your bra and denim shorts.
You feel the heat rising especially at your core, the denim shorts getting increasingly more uncomfortable once you’ve soaked through your underwear. Raising your head you notice Mike sitting with a pillow on his lap, “Mike…is that what i think it is?” Before he can reply you’ve already removed the pillow, the sudden movement of his body attempting to hide his raging hard on shocks you as you fall on top of him. His arms support you pulling you on top of his lap as you straddle his thighs. Not even caring at this moment, you grind your pussy against his thigh the rough denim rubbing against your clit as more liquid gushes from your pussy. A dark spot forms on your shorts as Mikes hands grab your hips to push you down harder. He abruptly stops,unbuttoning your shorts and pulling them down, he flips you over on the couch so your legs hang off the edge while your back lays on the seats. Kneeling down between your legs he spreads your thighs apart, fingers digging into the soft squishy flesh.
“fucking soaked aren’t you”
“please do something please”
“say it i wanna hear you”
“please touch my pussy”
His nose brushes across your clit through the thin material of your thong as his fingers rub you you’re getting increasingly wet. He quickly rips at the flimsy strings leaving you bare to him, your folds glisten with your wetness as you feel it dripping down. His fingers enter your mouth as you suck on them like you would a lollipop, tracing down past your hardened nipples and to your clit. The first few seconds after contact has you writhing around on the couch, things only getting more intense once you feel Mikes mouth on you. His tongue explores every crevice, caressing your delicate folds and spreading your juices all over. He spits on your clit watching it drip down before collecting it with his index and middle fingers, entering your tight hole and watching it stretch. you moan at the intrusion finally being filled by something, his two fingers feeling like three of your own. You’re so close to coming, his fingertips rubs harder and harder against the soft sensitive spot inside of you, until he removes them. your eyes shoot open widening even more once Mike flips you over onto your front holding both your hands above your head, you’re barely able to turn your head due to the position of your shoulders. The tip of his cock is pulsing and red as it rubs between your folds, poking at your sensitive clit.
The gentle movements lulling you into a further daze, however that’s quick to end once his dick starts easing into your pussy. It’s a tight fit and you weren’t sure about how much would fit but Mike just said “gonna stretch you til’ we fucking make it fit”, his words have you moaning into the couch, spit dribbling from the side of your mouth the more that he enters. His cock is about three quarters in and you’re sure you can’t take any more, that is until he starts pulling out and pushing back in.
Finally he’s all the way in and you’re pulsing around him, your channel trying to fit around the girth of him.
“ok i think it’s fine, you can move”
his thrust start picking up speed, the sound of his hips smacking against your ass bounce off the walls of the room, his heavy balls slap against your clit adding to the pleasure.
“fuck mikey harder please, i’m so close omg”
He picks up the pace going faster and deeper into you, his cock pushes hard against your g-spot spurring you closer to the edge.
“baby i’m gonna cum, fill you up nice and full, fuck you everyday you want that?”
“yesyes please i need you, cum for me baby”
He continues ploughing into you, hips stuttering as he tilts his head back releasing a low guttural groan, you can feel drops of liquid releasing every time he pulls outwards. Finally a stream of Mikes cum pools inside of you, his groans grow softer the more that spurts out, your pussy clamps down on him and more of your come is leaking down his length the droplets staining the couch. Mike rolls over off of you to lay on the couch beside your panting body. The two of you are covered in a sheen of sweat, out of breathe and still coming down from the effects of the drugs you both took. After a few minutes you’re both still in your underwear, Mikes head resting on your lap while you stroke his hair, the two of you thinking about having a discussion on what this would change about your friendship but with the state of high you were both in that topic was for another time.
“well now that we’ve proven it works what do we do now?” Mike asks looking back up at you.
Reaching over to grab something off the table you simply smirk and wave a small clear packet containing two pills, identical to the ones just taken around and hour and a half ago.
~unedited~
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'5'*5"$5!5:5$!?$(?"!!'!!! (i love the minji fic u did !!!!! hoping to request more if its okay) (newjeans kisses & making out hcs on how would they react pls) - sc
hi sc anon! i'm glad u liked it, i felt like i kinda fucked up with the writing so i wasn't sure😭 a friendly reminder to everyone reading that this is a headcanon so if for some reason this offends you, please kindly and quietly leave🫶 i wasnt sure whether to write for hyein because this is yk😭 yall will have to excuse me for this one😭
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minji
- you were both in the library, trying to study for the upcoming exam when you just can't seem to understand the question
- you turn to look at minji who sat opposite to you and oh.my.god.
- she looks so pretty doing her work that you were sure it's illegal, eyebrows furrowed, lips in a small almost unnoticeable pout, god you wanted to steal a kiss
- so you did, leaning over the table and placing your lips on top of her for a few seconds before moving away
- she blushed at the sudden display of affection, brushing it of with a blush, "go back to your work." but she likes it nonetheless
- however, the little peck wasn't enough as you stood up and walked behind her chair, turning it around to face you before leaning for another kiss
- and as much as she wants to go back to her work, she just cant resist you as much as you can't resist her as well
- the little study session turned into a making out session in the most secluded place in the library where nobody can see, her hands grasping the collar of your shirt
- when you pull away, you're both a mess, lips slightly swollen, cheeks flushed and chests rising and falling
- "well that was productive, wasn't it?" you'd be all smug later while she's trying to hold back her attack on you
hanni
- you've seen those "stealing a kiss from my boyfriend and look for his reaction" videos on tiktok, wanting to try it on your own girlfriend
- so you did, turning away from the horror movie she struggled to watch and stealing a kiss
- she looks at you with an annoyed face (which you knew was fake) and arms crossed, "way too chicken to really kiss me?"
- so you pull her to your lips, crashing against each other as she makes a noise of surprise, melting after shock dissipated
- she's grabbing onto your forearm for dear life, her knees felt weak and collapsed under her as you kiss her with such passion (and kinda rough)
- the kiss was lowkey bruising and hanni looks like she's run a whole marathon with the way she looked
- "cat got your tongue?" she manages to mumble a "shut up", completely flustered
- the whole movie was disregarded, and you turned on a new movie that's not a horror movie
- "here you go, sweets"
danielle
- she came to you and asked for a kiss, and who could say no to her?
- so you nodded, pulling her in for one. the kiss was soft and gentle, and you were afraid to hurt her as if she were glass
- she was smiling in the kiss, and you felt her too, which caused the same reaction for you too
- you pulled away when air was needed, jewelled eyes meeting yours that shined with adoration for her
- "how did i manage to get so lucky when i didn't even do anything lucky-like?" she pinched your cheeks and then pecked it, "you being born is already a 'lucky-like'."
- you flushed, hiding your face in her neck. "i love you." "i love you too. so much."
- and you kissed her again🥹 what a great valentines for you
haerin
- you didnt really think haerin was physical touch person, because all she did throughout the 3 months you've dated was cling onto your arm. im not even kidding
- you were always the one who initiated physical touch, but definitely not to an extent where she hates it. only backhugs and cheek kisses was done, and shes more than alright with it
- so it shocked you when she asked for a kiss
- "really?" she looked away, "it's okay if you don't want to-" but you've cut her off with a long-awaited kiss
- she kissed her almost immediately, arms around your neck while yours was around her waist
- she was all giddy and a whole zoo circus was in her stomach, pulling away for air then coming back for more
- when the two of you pulled away, you felt haerin about to close in on you again, chuckling in amusement as she tilts her head in a questioning manner "what's wrong?"
- "you were about to kiss me again." "oh." you smiled, "do you really like to kiss me that much?" she nodded, a smile gracing her lips, "yes."
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broken records hi i just came back from my friend's house and turns out fedex needed my appearance for the delivery 😀
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hatredofdesire · 9 months
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Criminal
Pairings; Yandere Gepard x gn!reader [Criminal — Britney Spears] + [Smooth Criminal — Michael Jackson] a/n: i'd imagine sampo would be the type to get chosen, but gepard is certainly someone highly liked after blade & jingyuan. tw: two-faced, yandere themes, gepard is not a soft yandere, controlling/restrictive, possessive, obsessive, trapped reader, NOT PROOF READ yk i kinda incorporated childe + gepard slightly together. He looks so good with it... hard to pass on it.
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synopsis: you're not a fool, you know this captain isn't as gentle and sweetly mannered as belobog claims he is. you knew, but you didn't know that kind of obsession was directed with to you.
Gepard was a man who upheld justice and he was even willing to hear out many criminals' reasonings depending on how soft hearted he was. Everyone spoke greatly of the captain of the silvermane guards, but you didn't accept it. You could never accept his bashful facade as a way to cover up his devil side. There's no way that anyone could be that nice in this hell snowstorm. Sure, you did a few illegal things here and there, working with Sampo got you in trouble a lot.
But you sincerely didn't trust this guy. Like seriously, even though his sister was a hot and nice woman— you didn't believe a word she says about him, her own little brother. "I'll be taking my leave early, Serval." You called out, waving the rockstar mechanic a brief farewell as you packed up your bag. Serval didn't understand why you didn't like her brother, but she understood that you weren't exactly... innocent free considering your lengthy ongoing crime records. Eh, that wasn't the point, but the point was that you always left early to leave her workshop so you wouldn't have to run into him—
...Like right now. The two of you stared at each other for a moment until you turned away, breaking into a sprint. "Shit." You cursed under your breath as you see the captain approaching quicker, you darted to your left immediately, aiming for one of the secret tunnels to head to the underground world. The clatter of heavy footsteps indicated that he was hot on your tail, making you panic. "Halt in the name of Preservation!" Oh hell no, you weren't fighting this boss like guy in the overworld. You've already seen how frustrating his thick ass annoying shield was and he's got power-up back up. Not a fair chance for you for someone who's meant for simple tasks!
Frankly speaking, you wouldn't want to take another chance in a fight since you were meant for lighter jobs that Sampo tasked you with. Everyone knew Sampo, the scammer in general as Belobog citizens put him as. Anyways... You were sure that Gepard guy was about to catch up to you until you pulled out the smoke bomb that Sampo stuffed into your hands in case of an emergency. Those bombs always seem to do the trick in tricky situations like these. A hand grabbed your shoulder, causing you to flinch, and tossed the bomb on the floor as it exploded.
Smoke pouring and the hand holding your shoulder slackened— Therefore you took the chance to high tail out of there, covering your nose with your jacket to make sure that you didn't breathe in the horrible smell.
...Gepard lost you. He had always seen you around his older sister's shop and wanted to confront you about it. So yeah, he probed here and there, investigating, and asking his sister about you. He didn't have any actual enmity with you other than your small criminal record that wasn't much to take to the face. Gepard thought it would be wise to use you, lure that Sampo Kioski guy out, and deal with it easily. It's just... something really didn't sit right when he thought of using you. Should Gepard hate you that you were working with a big time criminal like Sampo?
After the smoke cleared up, Gepard sighed to himself— having the opportunity lost on him. Well no matter, there were plenty of times he could catch you, should you ever show up again. On the other end, you were terrified that you were nearly caught by the captain of the silvermane guards. Maybe you should lie low or ask Sampo to give you jobs that don't happen in the overworld. It would be nice to see less of the blonde haired captain.
The feeling of his grip on your shoulder terrified you, making you paranoid, and fearful if one day you shall be caught. It would further prove your point that this Gepard guy isn't as nice as everyone claims. When he was chasing, you took a peek behind and saw his apathetic expression sitting on his face. Seriously this guy is too much! He carries an odd weapon choice and runs around like a manic with that! Ah to hell with it! You're not going to run any errands for the overworld so you'll have to deal with underground shit first.
Fast forward a couple of months, Gepard finds it weird that he hasn't seen your shadow at all. What happened to you? So what if he interrogated his sister about you? He's trying to keep Belobog safe, but his eyes and ears only pay to the certain detail regarding you in general. One hazy night, Gepard didn't have the urge to stay around and instead went straight home. Only for him to take a slight detour and head over to the bar/tavern in this case. Who knew that he had run into you drinking at the bar with a smile on your face? Gepard wasn't going to drink at first, since he rarely did those types of activities, but he wanted to see for his own what it would be like. There you were, sitting at the counter on the stool with a mug of beer. You drank quite lively and happily, if Gepard wasn't so adamant on chasing you down to pay attention to your every detail— He would have believed you were a civilian of Belobog or some out of space traveler who came for a visit.
To see you drinking without regard of propriety of both female and male, Gepard felt a sense of jealousy and annoyance. Jealousy to see you drink so happily, able to get along so easily, and annoyed over the fact that you didn't have a sense of awareness that the eyes of the tavern was watching you so reverently. Gepard approached you without realizing it, your [e/c] eyes lit up at the sight of him and waved him over. He didn't know if you were drunk or not, but seeing you wave at him so excitedly, he had to see the bustle.
"Hmph, I didn't expect to see the captain to join the fun." You were definitely drunk, because you latched yourself onto his arm, clinging onto him. Slurring your words, mumbling, and most importantly— You were so close to him. The tips of his ears burned to have you so close to him, but he couldn't really push you off since it would make him seem rude and cold. Therefore, he let you lay on him, clinging to him as you hugged his arm. "How much have you drunk?" His voice was gentle, caring, of course he couldn't shed his image in the eyes of civilians. But he wasn't doing this for the image, there was something about you he couldn't put his finger on.
You squinted your eyes, Gepard wasn't even sure if you could focus with all that alcohol in your system. "Don't know. Too many to count." Did you even have a place to stay? Gepard wanted to ask, but he felt that was too intrusive of him. Why wasn't he bringing you to prison for all the crimes you committed? Did he feel pity or was he sympathizing with you? Gepard sighed as he helped you stand up, letting you to cling to him as he dealt with the tab before taking you to his house.
It only came to him that he didn't have any rooms prepared so... He put you in his room, surely that wouldn't affect anyone right? And once you woke up, he could just put you on house arrest as a pretense of 'watching' this criminal. Urgh, everything he was doing was definitely not of his own usualness. You clung to him the entire way, not even wanting to let go of his arm as you tugged him into his own bed. Not with an additional body as yourself, curled up next to him. Gepard didn't even get to take off his uniform so imagine how uncomfortable it was. Luckily, he peeled your fingers off and managed to head out to change his clothing. He was probably going to sleep on the sofa because it wasn't appropriate for him to be in the same room as you, who was drunk.
...So how the fuck did he end up with you in his arms? For some odd damn reason, you left his room and went to sleep in his arms. Curling, cuddling the fucking captain who was baffled by your behavior and actions. Are you sure you were drunk and bold or were you sober and this bold? Gepard doesn't understand how this came to be, but since you were here and refused to let him go— He could only resign himself to this fate. "You're a difficult person, [name]." He murmured softly, but your ears seemed to have caught his mumbles. "...Don't care." Being drunk made you bold and being bold while being drunk was definitely not a good thing considering you were very... honest and touchy.
Maybe you miscalculated, maybe he was really nice, and that you brashly judged him. There was something nagging you though, some part of your inner thoughts still didn't trust this guy. Yeah, he took care of you while you were drunk, and still tolerated you climbing all over him like a monkey. Maybe you should have believed much firmly in yourself, that he was a snake in disguise. Anyone could have been nice to you, but why did the warmth you wanted— felt so damn cold? Maybe you shouldn't have drank too much in that tavern, because he seems to shed all cordiality with you.
What? You want to leave? Sorry, Gepard doesn't think you're sober enough or even healthy enough to go out. You argue with him that you're perfectly fine, but he corners you— intimidating you so that you finally give in and head back to the room. What do you mean he's not going to let you go? Gepard's words don't make sense, but you know you're under house arrest in his own home. You've made several attempts to leave, obviously, you know this guy works. The house is always heavily guarded though and he seems to find you wherever you go.
How come Sampo and Natasha haven't said a word about your unwillingness to be here? Natasha always took care of you, a quiet ambient orphan who didn't make so much of a fuss unlike Seele. Sampo was your partner in crime, well you worked for the man for a side of cash, but he would have gone looking for you if he needed something done... Which was quite often.
Doesn't anybody have a clue about your disappearance from the underworld?
The door opened, Gepard stood in his uniform as he passed by to get a change of clothes from his closet. "When can I leave?" You mumbled, feeling helpless and alone in this room. Gepard paused in the midst of his searching for clothes to change into. He turned to look at you with a narrowed gaze, "You can't leave." His hand snatching your wrist as he held it above you, making you yelp in pain. "What do you mean I can't leave?" You were appalled by his strange attitude, sure you warmed up to him, but you couldn't really stay in the overworld forever.
Your home was in the underworld, helping Natasha look after the patients and the orphans. Working with Sampo and getting paid or sometimes even raiding with Seele. "You can't leave." Gepard repeated, yanking your wrist over his shoulder so you could crash into his arms. With his face buried into your neck, he inhaled your scent with a quiet sigh. "You can't leave me. I won't let you." Yeah, you were fucking screwed. Some kind of outlaw you are, somehow you don't even understand how this guy ended up liking you so much.
Talk about being a smooth criminal you are, lmao.
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Which kuroshitsuji characters do you write for? I would so much like someone to write Ciel's omega with the Alpha that he should marry. Or Alois with Alpha who inherited the estate and decided to keep Alois for himself. Maybe you can write some of this? May make them older if you are not comfortable with their age. In any case, I will like anything if you write about kuroshitsuji there is almost no omegaverse on it
thank you! and don't worry, I write for a lot of characters! of course I have to increase their age cus it looks pretty illegal if that it's not platonic.
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cw: fluff-angst. platonic later romantic. omegaverse. not big age gap. nesting. marking. aged up! chrs. overprotective dealings w them yk, Spoiler alert!
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Let's start with Ciel, who from a very young age had to take on the leadership of the Phantomhive farm and found such projects as the Funtom company.
fiancé of his cousin Elizabeth Midford and loyal nephew of his aunt on his mother's side; Angelina Dalles. We know that old times such as the golden Victorian era were idolized in the biblical sense, where couples such as only omegas with alphas or betas with omegas could marry.
So, let's see, neither Elizabeth nor her brother Edward had the privilege of being alphas, such how it was not projected on distant cousins of the family; so, Vincent searched among his well-heeled trusted friends for a good candidate to ensure Ciel's safety and happiness in some obscure future.
And there you were, you were two years old once Ciel and his twin came to life, two beautiful omegas who could marry you no later than their 18th birthday and, if your father affirmed, could both be your husbands such that most of their childhoods were spent together with you.
As the oldest of the group, you were always a good support for the twins, you could read and write, you learned new things every day and you could make them behave when they went to tea together in the beautiful courtyards of the Phantomhive estate.
but after the incident, it was presumed that the two twins had also died in the fire; causing your father to look for another omega to marry you off regardless of your emotions minimally dulled by the deep pain of losing two omegas you had grown attached to.
It was a pleasant surprise when one of them showed up to sign the papers himself, being the new leader of the estate and claiming to be your husband, apparently, no one seemed to remember quite what happened and it seemed a miracle of thought to know that Tanaka had probably saved one and kept it secret by the different types of mercenaries active in capturing their bodies for who knows what.
“you took too long.” you murmured as you swirled your cup of tea around, after giving her a few tight hugs without stopping while jumping up and down excitedly with Ciel in your arms— you were a bit tired from such a wave of excitement. “where have you been?”
“I can't say, not now.” Ciel took another sip, the family ring glinting on his ring finger. “I had my reasons.”
You nodded softly, glancing at him for a moment before setting the cup down on the long coffee table in front of him. You folded your hands in your lap and took a quick glance at the handsome servant he brought to his side.
“So, mh, which one of them... are you?” crag!
the omega's cup was pressed hard against the bowl, causing nothing more than strong shivers and a slight startle when you jumped in your seat, looking at it with a frown once Ciel sighed.
“I didn't come here to talk about that.” He rubbed his temple with his thumbs, despite being a minor, he acted quite mature. that was quite admirable. “we have to fix things but from our marriage— tsk, arranged marriage.”
“I know but- Ciel, I just want the truth.” you blurted out, ignoring the fact that he was talking about the sacredly expected marriage.
“That is all the truth that I will give you for now.” He said softly, the cup once again cupped between his fingers as he watched you with his one active eye. “It's not safe to talk about it here. when we move to the Phantomhive estate, I will explain everything to you.”
Your heart leapt in surprise, it was true that your father let you settle in Ciel's estate to "make up for lost time" and probably leave you there for the rest of your days.
“Alright.” You murmured, rising from the crimson cloth seat, you directed a slight bow to the omega in gratitude. “Ciel, I trust you.”
God, Ciel; what were you doing?
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Ciel grunts as soon as you mention the word nesting.
He doesn't have time for it, he hates it, he doesn't want to, he just doesn't know what to wear or what to feel or— yes... he never tried it.
He was never allowed to, he never even mentioned it with Sebastian, there were no rest times in a nest or anything like that.
it's just passing some blankets around and lying on them, isn't it? he did that every day in his bed when he went to sleep.
he will refuse if you even dare to ask to join him in his nesting problems, Ciel must be at his wit's end to want to lie down in a homemade nest which, according to his disastrous craft models, would remain a ball of clothes together.
Neither Sebastian, nor Finnian, nor Mey-rin, nor Baldroy, nor even Tanaka could see him in such a "humiliating" state of submission.
the "only" time he probably did it was when you were out of the country for a while, it was a humiliating step for Ciel to acknowledge that he missed you; so he remembered your words the other time you suggested if he would like to nest a moment without your presence to make him feel weak, you know?
The omega clicked his tongue in mockery, slowly dipping into the fabrics which he tried to flatten smoothly, without the slightest wrinkle or loose thread, perfectly adhered to the mattress to make him sink his head into one of the cushions and rest for a few moments.
His body began to purr without even knowing it, his pheromones came out much sweeter than usual and he slowly adapted to being absorbed by the mattress.
He had a nice time, he had to admit. His body had never felt so serene before, even your clothes helped to relax him even more as the day slowly passed.
Sebastian, on the other hand, held a candlestick to his head when he opened the door without permission, overwhelmed by his boss's concern, but unaware of the intimate moment that was taking place.
aged up! Ciel who is still just as grumpy, but agrees to spend more time with you (nesting or not), has inherited most of the jobs from you and definitely has to protect you from more than hundreds of agents willing to kill you.
Now he is more open and less reserved, he claimed a mark on his neck at an early age which was not given to him until he became of legal age, making part of the deal how arranged marriage later a good success between the families.
Ciel never thought about the idea of wearing white on his wedding day, even though it was the first moment where Ciel turned eighteen, the contract was clear and that same day both his marriage and birthday were celebrated.
There were several times when Ciel dressed as a woman or in a feminine way, but the dresses were exactly the same for both men and women omegas there was no difference.
Sebastian accompanied him to look at himself in the mirror, he is still him but... why does he feel so different?
Was it his brother who should be taking his place right now?
What if you felt more for his other brother than you did for him? Even though you spent most of the time with the two of them inside because of Ciel's asthma problems, it was so... weird.
he felt strange, desolate- it was enough to make you happy? your eyes full of love would look at him the same way again? even if he had stolen his brother's identity... even if you knew the truth?
“ My lord, we'll be late for the chapel.” the demon smiled softly, his fingers moving along Ciel's sweetened, tousled hair, watching him in the mirror. “ we don't want to make your fiancé wait, shall we?”
Ciel nods softly, moving to the dressing table to pick up the fresh Higanbana flowers, clutching them carefully to his chest as he takes the time to walk in front of the demon, followed by the large smiling shadow of Michaelis.
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And now with Alois Trancy, or rather Jim Macken.
You inherited the mansion after the mysterious disappearance of its owners, it was stolen from the active real estate agents which one of them belonged to your bloodline; inheriting the mansion on your fifteenth birthday as a birthday present.
Because of your quick commitment to being an active leader of your family estate, you moved to the old Trancy palace and supported yourself there with nothing more than a few servants until larger enterprises funded you and your position.
So, the first dark night in the house, where few candles were around the corridors and your servants were resting for another day, you found possibly the former owner of the estate, wounded and trembling, it seemed that the bandages he was wearing had been rotting so quickly you took him to shout for the urgent help of a doctor.
The next morning, Alois seemed not to want to leave you, as if he were a baby koala bear with no rest on his mother's back. Jim seemed so extremely enchanted by you and your warm scent and overprotective gestures that he seemed at one moment to have claimed himself as your omega.
“I don't wanna sleep here!” His shrieks were sharp and loud, two servants trying to tuck him into the comfortable bed while he kicked and struggled to get out of it, screaming like a small child when it was impossible for him to fight against the strength of the adults.
“ The Lord will get angry if you don't go to bed early, Your Highness.” was so pampered and immersed under yours that Alois did not stop until he asked your servants to recognize him as such.
The omega continued to refuse, waving his arms and shrieking until your striking presence entered the large room, wearing your pajamas and carrying a silver candle holder.
“what's going on here?” you purred once your feet were bent over the wooden floor, catching the omega's bright blue eyes, along with his big excited gasp.
“alpha!” his simple call made your heart melt, his childish and pleading look as he stretched out his arms to you made you quickly move closer to him, hugging him tightly while Alois purred sweetly. “let me sleep in your bed with you!”
“Alois, why can't you sleep here?” you cradled his head gently, giving his cheeks soft caresses. “one of my servants will see you and will make sure that you're okay.”
“But it will be dark!” He sobbed, maybe falsely or not but... his tears really did seem real. Enough to make you get into bed with him and ask for a story from the pantry, cradling the youngest against your chest gently.
“Fine, fine. I'll stay with you until you fall asleep.” You motioned for your servant to leave, who followed your order to the letter, closing the door behind him once Alois settled between you and the bed. “I'll leave the candle lit, ok? But promise me you'll sleep early.”
the omega nodded quickly, surrendered by your soothing, gentle pheromones hitting his nose as he felt your hand continue to gently caress his hair, immersed in your care and protection, feeling loved again.
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The times Jim allowed himself to nest were few, he never really thought about nesting or even had a clear idea about it, maybe he had tried to cradle his brother Luka once before but he never thought about nesting per se.
Preferably Alois clearly nests if you are with him, you can be resting in the other corner of the nest and Alois can be pleasantly relaxed by your presence.
Alois hates when you go on extended trips for work, he will cry and sob every day while clinging to his nest because the poor little thing is so traumatized that only you can comfort him. He moves his nest to your room and lies between your sheets and clothes, cuddling himself as he trembles and screams, calling for you.
It would seem to be a miracle that he doesn't catch a cold when you get back, Jim is angry but too sensitive to argue with you, so it's best to rock him while you read him a story or take care of him.
aged up! Alois Trancy who, after so much, begs to become your omega.
you are already 21 years old when Jim turns 19, and although he claimed to marry at 18, you preferred to wait a while before Alois really wanted to join you in commitment.
At this point, Alois is so spoiled that he is your sweet little omega, you buy him nice clothes and he eats 3 meals a day, he hangs out with you (and luckily you already let him accompany you on long trips!) and you two have tea together, what better?
Alois' charm made him see himself as your husband started once at a vals in which you were invited, you went with Jim to have a good time and help him meet more people; at which point, a lady (the wife of the host) cheerfully pointed out Alois as your omega, calling him by his first name and your last name all night while she pointed out how much you loved him to buy him such expensive things.
Alois has a thing for cross dressing, right? so, imagine how he felt once he looked at himself in a long white wedding dress at a beautiful altar in the highest church in London, letting you take his hand in marriage.
your hand gently holding his as you inserted the gold ring on his ring finger, to seal your love with a slow kiss as the crowd celebrated in the background.
He asked to wear the most beautiful flowers in the country, wear the finest and most elegant veil possible and the best weather possible- he was marrying the love of his life, he deserved the best to remember him by!
Even when he told you the truth, the way you called his name made him tear up and cling to you again, so much love for a body as thin as his would give him diabetes!
“I take Jim Macken as my husband,” you began carefully, your hands holding his trembling hands as his brows furrowed and eyes watered at every word. “to love and protect him, in sickness and in health. I promise to give him the best of deals, and love him like never before.”
To imagine a life by your side, his second chance at life after so many betrayals, to spend eternity with you and a long line of descendants who, along with Jim, carried your last name. ♡
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Because we're best friends and you've made now one post in the cars fandom, I'm going to force you to make another/hj
BEST FRIEND/BROTHERLY HEADCANONS FOR MATER AND LIGHTNING PLEASE 🙏
HEHDIKQXJENF you're gonna make my blog become entirely cars and I honestly don't mind it
forewarning: I base all these headcannons off of things my siblings/friends and I do :)
Mater and Lightning fight like siblings
they also call each other names (i.e. slut, whore, bitch, cunt. you name it, it's being thrown out)
during the off season, Mater will drag Lightning around to mess with the tractors like they did originally when they first met (THATS MY FAVORITE FUCKING SCENE FOR NO REASON)
they info dump with one another ALL the time
Lightning never shuts up ab dinos they just so kewl :3
if they're playing a game, it's immediately a competition on who can come in first
doesn't matter what game it is or if there really will be a winner for it, they're at each other's heads trying to be first
except Mater is a sore loser
he has youngest siblings syndrome
Lightning is the oldest with middle child energy
they shit talk ab ppl they hate ALL the time
"did you see what they were wearing?" "call the fashion police, this guy is NOT it"
yk how sometimes your siblings will walk into your room for no reason? yeah they do that
except Lightning is the one who never closes the door when he leaves
Mater gets on him for it all the time
"CLOSE MY DOOR" "ITS YOUR DOOR??" "YOU LEFT IT OPEN"
they'll tease each other when the gfs/bfs are around
depending on who you ship them with, Mater will see Lightning with his partner and just "awww so you do have a heart"
cue Lightning just tackling Mater
Lightning does the same thing right back to Mater tho
no one's safe
remember Mater eating wasabi?
bc of that incident, Lightning becomes OBSESSED with trying to figure out where Mater's limit is
unfortunately Mater is extremely white 💀
Lightning also can't cook
anytime Mater sees thay mf in the kitchen he's scrambling to get him out or find Doc
bc wHO LET HIM COOK?????
THATS ILLEGAL AND ALL OF RADIATOR SPRINGS KNOWS IT
they do that "I'm not touching you" thing
Lightning always instigates it
"DOC!!" "Lightning, by all things burnin' in hell if you don't stop messin' with Mater"
Mater isn't innocent either tho
yk how younger siblings always act like the world is ending if you touch them?
Lightning accidentally tapped elbows with Mater and the reaction was SO dramatic
Mater flung himself into the wall, fell to the floor, crying so hard he almost made himself throw up
Lightning was so confused
Doc turned the corner and didn't even know how to react or respond
Anytime Lightning has an issue with his car he can't figure out, Mater is the first one on the case
they're both car nerds, but sometimes Lightning gets too overwhelmed
yk they're always causing chaos around RS
but if ANYONE touches a hair on one of their heads?
the other is behind you already
you're done
R.I.P.
anyway there are my headcannons. do with them as you please :]
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KITTENS EVERYWHERE | ♡
Them as a kitten<3
﹙CHILDE, XIAO X READER﹚
An: just a small hc since im close to hitting 300 followers and repay for not posting too much ALSO I LOVE CATS一 you can't stop me from writing these type of things (even tho i have a dog)
Tw: yelling (at Xiao's part)
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一CHILDE
You were on your way home with a bag on your hands; inside was a small gift for your hard working lover.
You opened the door of your house before entering in. "Childe? Im home!" You expect him to greet you but silence greet you instead. You start looking around the house for any sign of ginger hair yet you saw nothing.
You sigh before going upstairs and knock on his door 3 times; still no answered. You grew impatient so you open the door looking around the dark room, you opened the lights and see something under the covers; it looks small and seems to be curled up in ball
You lifted the covers "aha! There you are一..." Infront of you was a small ginger cat! Which reminds you of Childe obviously一 you poke the cat to check its breathing and thank god the cat was still breathing! You picked it up in your hands before scratching its neck gently as it lets out a soft purr
"THIS CAT IS TEMPTING ME TO SQUISH HIM TO DEATH一" You immediately shook your head to shake out the dangerous thoughts (tempting to kin floyd/j) "What should i call you? Hmm.." the kitten starts pawing your hands as if its trying to send you something.
But of course you weren't dumb to not notice that the cat have a features like Childe; Ginger fur, blue eyes(LMAO WITH NO SIGN OF LIGHT-/J) and especially it looks like it will cause its own shenanigans soon.
"wait一CHILDE?! IS THIS YOU?? HOW AND WHEN AND WHERE." You bombarded your cat or lets just say your lover. He tried to answer them by writing on a pen but failed miserably.
He absolutely LOVES to knock things off the counter whenever you're not giving him any attention. (Fight me if disagree.)
Yk those type of cats who went missing for several days and return with a dead rat? Yeah he's like that.
But he's the best at cuddles; he sometimes lay on your stomach, lap, chest and even sometimes on top of your head
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一XIAO (writing kitten Xiao feels so illegal help)
You were reading a book in your living room, you noticed that Xiao isn't back from his friends house; now you're worried for him.
Few seconds you receive a call from one of Xiao's friends(haha lets all pretend bosacious and the others are alive..hahaha) you pick it up and put it on high volume so that you can hear them speaking
"[NAME]! GET YOUR BOYFRIEND PLEASE." you flinched at the sudden yell and hurriedly dress up to pick your lover from his friend's house.
Once you arrived they immediately handed you a small(HIS HEIGHT OKAY-) kitten with amber eyes staring at your soul "TAKE HIM! HE'S GOING FERAL!" Indarias pushed the kitten to you and shut the door. Close.
Thr cat stare at you with doe eyes, you knew damn well that you can't resist this cat一 "yknow what. Im keeping you." You go back to your house and carefully drop him on the floor
You watched as he immediately rush to Xiao's room(i mean its his room but uhh) and trying to tell you something
"huh? You like this room?"
"Meow."
"You want this to be your room?"
This time the kitten hissed at you but you didn't mind! You found it cute instead, you tried connecting the cats actions the it clicked you; The cat was Xiao!
You immediately tackled (kitten) Xiao on a hug before snuggling to him.
God HE'S EXTREMELY grumpy. One time you we're trying to feed him some cat foods but he just glare at you and look at the counter (which has almond tofu on a plate)
The type of cat who will stare at the rat for many hours while the rat is trap in the corner; shivering
Expect alots of cuddles and purring when you pet him and scratch his neck gently
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An: *sighs and kneels down* I NEED REQUESTS LIKE C'MON i need it to motivate myself even more ykykyk
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jesteringclown · 19 hours
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incorrect aftg quotes as quotes from my quotes book:
“did you know mt.dew lowers your sperm count?” -Kevin to probably matt
“i don’t wanna talk about sex unless it’s rough, kinky, and vaginal” -allison
“i’m actually really good at fortnight” -nicky
“everyone knows gay people didn’t exist until freddie mercury” -matt
“i just love degrading abuse” -neil *deadpans to camera*
*silence* “do you wanna know what my favorite biblical quote is?” -Renee/jean
“sorry i was threatening my ex”-allison/andrew
“i quit smoking” *deadpans to camera* -andrew
“you need to clean your kidneys” -waymack
“whatever floats your boat daddy-o” -nicky probably
“just remember christopher columbus had sex with a manatee” -dan
“i just wanna make women feel self concious about their bodies” -seth likely
“it should be illegal to drive in the fast lane if you’re only gonna do the speed limit” -andrew
“how can i live laugh love in these conditions” -matt
“what i thought I was ur favorite masochist?” -neil
“just cause you don’t know what color looks like” -nicky to andrew
“how are you even still alive rn”-kevin to neil
“i promise i’m completely sober rn” -kevin
“i’ve never lost anything *pause* yk except my dad, best friend, and sanity” -neil
“ye it’s a blackout! much like my night after this class” -kevin
“if he breaks up with me i’m being a lesbian bcz i’m never being a bottom again” -allison
“wheezer isn’t bad music it just makes you un-loose your virginity every time you listen to it” -dan
“therapy has done wonders for me but being petty has done so much more” -andrew
“i’m gonna try again, and then i’m gonna give up” -andrew
“how dumb can you be? you have all that head and you cannot use it” -jean to neil
“wanna know why i’m often times distracted and have my own head up my ass?” -neil
idea from @rekikiri !!
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yeehawgeek · 29 days
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liveblogging my reaction to tbb s3 ep 4
“i can see that” so sassy i love her
oh that’s the scene from the trailer
OFC omega wants to go back and free the other prisoners
nala se is like “whhaaatttt the escaped? damn that crazy”
yk what i wouldn’t be mad if they killed nala se off tbh
is crosshair wearing a straight up baseball cap
“i can take out at least half before they know what’s happening” glad to see that omegas confidence from last episode is rubbing off on cross
is omega going to gamble again
omg she is
ofc theres a crowd
fuck off imps
omg omega kick his ass in whatever you’re playing
HE CALLED CROSSHAIR HER DAD
hell yeah baby girl
oh shit they found the ship
“gambling is illegal in these parts” motherfucker YOU were gambling, you’re just salty that a 13 year old kicked your ass
NO WHERES THE PUPPY
ofc the imp snatched her
looks like cross might be infected with morals
he’s so upset about it lmao
aw poor batcher
is there a space elephant there? cause i hear an elephant
fuck off with your fines
OH NO HE KNOWS
oh there are so many critters
that’s beautiful
baby’s second stolen imperial ship
FUCK OFF HEMLOCK
“im headed to a remote location” honey please don’t go to pabu
“it’s been months, we dont know if they’re still ali-“ “they’ll be there”
OMG REUNION
i love big brother wrecker so much
HUNTER
YOU BETTER HUG HER
YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
omg how long has it been since they had cross on their side
oh no hunter looks angry
THATS IT
we better have like a huge argument between wrecker/hunter and crosshair next episode
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arafilez · 3 months
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⤹ㅤㅤ##ㅤㅤ𓈒 ݁𓄴 ۫ ﹙★﹚ MOOTIES
the people who make this already crazy girl crazier and then doesn't take responsibility for it
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𒉽 @kyrjnie 𓂃᜔ val
a weird kid who i met in wattpad and now is my life support. a part of the simpsons where we are just messing around and never listening to anyone except our insane mind. apparently she is our mother (NOT)
𒉽 @haneagerr 𓂃᜔ alexa
literal definition of "you're an asshole but i love you" cause she. is. loud. completes the simpsons (pressure on simp for han jisung). personal carebear who goes insane and shouts with me. very much recommended but if you break her i will break you.
𒉽 @dexaes 𓂃᜔ vyaz
cold but you thaw, and thaw and thaw and like finally you break whatever shell he has on. gif master but has only one taehyung gif ready sips tea. talented designer who i regularly bless with a seonghwa slap
𒉽 @slytherinshua 𓂃᜔ zanna
my fellow shua stan and a professional neck analyser. don't hurt her cus i will personally analyse you then. softie frr and has the warmth of a summer day and i just wanna hug her.
𒉽 @hotteoki 𓂃᜔ skits
this person was a pleasant surprise cus finally i have an atiny frnd omggg. love how so loud and gawd the energy is so matching. git sassed cus i messed up dates smh. best assortment of ateez memes Imfao.
𒉽 @blue-jisungs 𓂃᜔ axe
the famous and the sweet person who i am moots with and so talented writer omfg. like i legit love the way she writes. cute human with a hot profile
𒉽 @fairyhaos 𓂃᜔ yena
my fellow shua stan [2]. we talk occasionally but our vibes match so much. alw rants abt shua abd hao and we do not regret it cus they should be talked about YES.
𒉽 @atinyniki 𓂃᜔ niki
the funniest part about meeting you is my account getting deleted. like i saw you are same as me and bam! instant mooties. you are very fun person (sometimes technology challeges you) but so nice omg
𒉽 @jeonghanfr 𓂃᜔ coco
cute kid i instantly recognized and so so lovely. sometimes so hyper it makes me worry but way to go bestie. the biggest hannie stan omg and purest heart
𒉽 @eightmakesonebraincell 𓂃᜔ loren
my fav author followed me back :D please donate a brain cell everyone much needed in the blog. i love how we became close with my age convo but i m glad we are moots. i love love love your text imagines and hcs and your brain :D
𒉽 @quhrtz 𓂃᜔ elayne
the older sister i have always wanted tbh. she is such a sweet and lovely person with a heart of gold and also really intelligent. makes the best playlists and is the ultimate listener to my rants. so so damn trustworthy
𒉽 @flurrys-creativity 𓂃᜔ flurry
MOTHER DRUNK AUNTY. like sometimes do you looks at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head. such a helpful person omg she saved me from illegal stuff on tumblr everyone
𒉽 @daesukiii 𓂃᜔ dae
REAL MOTHER. total queue-ti because she is. wooyoung on top for her and can we disagree? NO. anyways very helpful, trustworthy, friendly af, and so sweet. she can actually keep up with my weirdness (that's the dae-namic)
𒉽 @potatomountain 𓂃᜔ doom
the vibes i just did with our first talk and i love it so much. living for the yunsang crumbs we both love, such a sweet and nice person (who is supposed to be terrorizing me) with love ofc.
𒉽 @weird-bookworm 𓂃᜔ sky
i love your energy omg. and the fact that i have an indian moot in tumblr and yk what i talk about and we match so so much. i just love our convos and the hype that comes with it and especially every relatable damn talk. if our convos get exposed i think we might have to run
𒉽 @lvlystars 𓂃᜔ nini
such a mood omg. we met 'cause she liked my weird reblogs of her story and after some months (and multiple weird encounters later lol) we decided to become of moots!! her music taste is top tier. SCREAMING IN UPPERCASE WITH HER
𒉽 @planetkiimchi 𓂃᜔ kimchi
her panic in k-labels server 'cause i told i saw her and she thought she did illegal stuff. such an adorable personality with a fun alias and we do match a certain vibe
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jujutsukatsuki · 2 years
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Idk if you write crack fics/HC's but if you do can you write some of the boys (you pick the characters) with a S/O that has an oral fixation and puts the most random shit in their mouth,,,,
(ノ゚0゚)ノ→
[character name] why are you eating a phone block????
(Y/N) it doesn't work
[character name] spit it out??😃
(Y/N) no lol😆
[character name]
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(sorry if you don't do really specific requests!!)
Thank you for the ask, I love them so much, they make me so happy <3
I’ve never wrote crack fics before because I’m not funny lol but I’ll give it a shot!! <3
And Yes! I can do specific requests! I should maybe make some rules at some point about my do’s and dont’s but tbh I never thought I’d need it because I don’t have a lot of people requesting rn? Idk I’m rambling but anyways!
Bakugou:
Probably walks into the living room and sees you chewing on your hoodie strings while you’re watching tv and he just makes a face.
“What are you doing?”
“Huh?”
He watches the darkened fabric of the strings fall against the chest of his your hoodie.
“IS THAT WHY THE STRINGS ON MY ALL MIGHT HOODIE HAD BITE MARKS?!”
Todoroki:
He kinda just shrugged it off, like he’s legit just like ‘oh? Huh. Okay 🤷‍♀️'
Probably freezes water so you can suck on ice if you don’t have anything to satisfy your oral fixation, I mean he does have ANOTHER way he could, but yk, he can’t whip it out in public that’s illegal.
Kirishima:
He seemed a little weirded out at first but he never told you or showed you that cause it’s not manly to judge others. You two were out in public and your anxiety started to jump and you just needed something to calm you down. This man would full on go in a store and find something for you to chew on, he’d cross countries to find whatever he could to make you happy tbh
I’m so sorry if this is bad, I’ve never done anything shoes like this!
Requests are always open <3
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*bounces back* hi hello so! mystery dungeon au. You're my notes document apparently. This is just like. So much angsty hours for the Brazilian mystery dungeon pokemon guys. There was supposed to be fluff in here somewhere but nah. The redeeming feature is that this is multiple years before actual plot happens (well bar the glowy Pac thing, that's still the case), and literally everyone involved is in much better places in their lives now.
Firstly. Shinx glow when stressed? Pac is just constantly glowing. People who don't understand shinx think when he stops glowing he's sick, but then they comment and he gets stressed again. No, no the glowing isn't a normal state of things, it's constant muscle tension from anxiety and trauma he's pretending he doesn't have making excess electricity. If on the occassional times he manages to get peaceful enough sleep to stop glowing (or otherwise gets a break) and you wake him up, Mike will just scratch you to death. He gets less glowy (more lower intensity than less often but hey still progress) when hanging out with Fit, so its allowed. (Mike does not know just how bright - to the point he can't hide it even in the sunshine - Pac gets when he's missing, as he's not there to see it).
The following is um kinda angsty even by above but I've been infodumping it a friend but he's busy now so you get it too! Backstory!!! Fit's the MC but brain not there rn also he doesn't have as much backstory what with amnesia and all.
Bagi is incharge of bounties for collecting criminals (she did used to be a cop in canon), but there's a much lower focus on prison and higher focus on rehabilitation and like. Actually helping. Most people still move into the city where her bosses are and better resources, but sometimes people who were arrested stick around. This is kinda how the Brazilian exploration team happened? After they were arrested and had healed Bagi arranged for Pac, Mike, and Cellbit to join the exploration guild, where they ended up teaming up with Felps. Shared language and also history between them.
Prior to getting arrested! Pac was abandoned as a kid in a dungeon, Mike hatched there without parents, Cellbit was kidnapped as a kid and put in an illegal pokemon fighting ring (please remember the characters are all pokemon, but humans do exist and are talked about) which he escaped. The three were part of the same gang causing minor level trouble in a dungeon, living outside of society (well, societies - most settlements are autonomous and have all their own rules and all). However one really harsh winter the rest of the gang ditched them. Mostly they had stuck to their territory so people just avoided them, but when things got hard and they needed to steal food and resources often violently that's when bounties were put on their heads.
Mike was fine. As a sableye he could eat the rocks. Pac the shinx and Cellbit the cubone though? Not so fine.
Things happen, Pac passes out, probably combo of injury and getting sick and hunger. And Cellbit... Cellbit is really *really* hungry. You don't get just quite how hungry - they were already doing survival theft before this and barely not starving, now they're 2 months into a snowstorm.
And well... You know how canon goes. This is so, so much more desperation and starvation than canon was. But Mike comes back from in on Pac getting a bit chewed on. As the only one who has eaten properly in the last 2 months he manages to get Cellbit off him, and just. Leaves Cellbit dazes on the floor as he decides getting arrested is better than Pac dying (while Bagi and her organisation are on the lets actually try help people build lives side of policing, a lot of towns its really, really not like that at all. And being random teens from a gang? Horror stories of bad places kept them in line). He can stop the blood, but its bad injury. Plus, yk, all the other problems rn.
So he ends up dragging Pac and trying to find a town to hand themselves in.
Meanwhile, Felps is a young adventurer, who has taken out the bounty on Pac, Mike, and Cellbit mostly because Guildmaster Foolish is looking at him like a tasty snack for having not done any jobs recently. Foolish gets to be lazy, the others don't. It's rated as a pretty simple job because, like, the rest of the gang were caught and taken to one of the cities, and three teenagers who have been starving for months. Honestly Bagi posted the bounty herself and with her money because she worked out her brother was involved, but that's besides the point.
Felps ends up finding Pac and Mike at the midpoint of the dungeon, and kinda. That's someone covered in blood. So abandons looking for all three to just teleport them out and to whomever does healing here. Not worked that out yet. Mike is... extremely confused to be just. Left with the healer while Felps teleports off again to get Bagi, and even moreso when Bagi is far more worried about her brother left behind and *eating people* than the two criminals right there. She is also very appreciative that Felps took them to the clinic then came to get her. She doesn't want dead suspects, she wants people to actually get fairly judged and get the help they need as opposed to just throwing them in a cell.
Mostly because she knows some of the crimes her brother has done and wants to believe her brother can still have a life but you know. If she believes there's hope for him, she can believe if about a lot of people.
Unfortunately, Cellbit eating people means she does have to increase the pay and danger level of the bounty, meaning Felps is no longer qualified to finish it. Another team take it, Felps gets to take some time off but does visit those two as curious. And like they stole stuff. They stole a lot of stuff. But also. They're kinda interesting. And they're curious about what he does too. Especially the the guild just gives him a room and pays for all his food yes even with weird diets like Mike has to eat gemstones.
Double unfortunately, the people who pick up Cellbit's bounty... Look. He's horrified at probably killing Pac and Mike (he's killed before, but these two kinda liked him, but he ate Pac and drove Mike out into the snow with what was probably a corpse and was absolutely a corpse in his memory), he's also sick, and starving, and sure he's kinda feral and absolutely resorts to violence first, but if you scruffed him you could probably drag him to town like a naughty puppy.
The team... Do not do that.
They don't even ask for him to surrender before beating him to within an inch of his already tenuous life. And then drag him back to town. And dump him on Bagi's office floor. Rather than, yk, taking the now seriously injured, starving, teenage cubone to the clinic (Bagi is also young, but... it's a small town, she trained apprenticeship style most of her teens, and as the explorer's guild is there if there are problems help is right at hand). Bagi is *not* impressed. Their pay gets docked, and she takes her brother to get help. And wrangles a lot of paperwork to be able to keep him in the village rather than sending him to her superiors in the city who... Have much better resources to help.
But.
Bagi wants her brother, and she's not giving him up.
Recovery from those sorts of injuries is a lot, and also gives all three time to come around to the idea of maybe trying something other than crime. And therapy. Therapy takes some convincing. Honestly having stability in their lives is a lot of a start, though takes a lot of getting used to.
Given time and help getting lives together and all that, the three of them end up at the Guild, because, well, they were interested, and Foolish was willing. And all guild members get bed and board whenever needed (though more senior crews tend to get their own houses with time).
As of Fit showing up they've been with the guild for a few years, and mostly settled in now, and people around town have mostly forgotten the somewhat harrowing nature of them arriving. The scars physically and mentally are still there, but newcomers tend to assume its because exploration work is dangerous, not... yk. Horrific backstory.
They also teamed up with Felps, because he kidna did need a team, and language shared, and Mike liked him and Mike and Cellbit at the time they were teaming were on unstable enough footing Cellbit had to say yes. These days its Cellbit and Felps are besties, though, once Cellbit warmed up to the idea of having friends.
The four of them mostly work in item finding. Pac and Mike were like what do you *mean* we can get paid to legally steal shit from dungeons for people? They get a roof, and food, and no problems with cops, and get to steal shit?! This is like. A dream. And all dungeon explorations involve some fighting, just because of how dungeons go, so Cellbit has somewhere to work out stabby tendencies. They do also do rescue missions (people trapped in dungeons) when needed, but do *not* do bounties on criminals. Its a bit... traumatic for 3/4 of them. Honestly likely 4/4 of them as Felps took one and ended up with some guy a year or two younger than him nearly bleeding to death during the teleport to safety. Just. Different trauma flavours.
Also!!! After searching egg groups, Bagi is a Nidorana (Nidoran both genders matches to Cubone, even if Nidorana can't egg group breed)! It's... Okay yes Cubones do evolve at a higher level than Nidoran, but it is notable she is evolved while Cellbit isn't, despite both being a fair bit into adulthood now. Same with Pac being a Shinx (Felps is mostly just still an Abra as he doesn't see any pressing need to evolve and is just vibing. Some people naturally just chill as their pokemon and this is fine. Someday he'll get around to it, but he doesn't *want* to be bigger and stronger and more able to protect himself and his like Cellbit and Pac). Cellbit did not get the same opportunities as Bagi in life, and so it is taking him longer to get there. Also. Bagi did everything she could to force herself to grow early, to prove her maturity so people would give her what she needed to find her twin.
~Factorial
Factorial, you're really out here writing a novel in my inbox /pos!!
God, they hurt my heart physically in every universe!!!!! There's so much wrong with them. They all need a nap and a hug, I think.
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