#cause lazyyyyy

[cowardlycowboys]

sometimes having to fuck yourself is a curse

#omg kiera no one cares #I'm lazyyyyy but pre period is nearing the end and everything is in full force #wishing once again i could get off with vibrators or something but noooooooo #curses i hate it here #tmi #reblogs off cause i don't trust you bitches!! #too many dumb personal ramblings get reblogged like no thanks!!!

[tontalunar]

Rough Bonnie Sketch

#fnaf #fnaf 1 bonnie #fnaf bonnie #damn I havn’t drawn Bonnie since the first game came out lol #only one eye cause I’m lazyyyyy #tontalunar’s art

[prxblemxtic-rxbellion]

Sooner or later I’m gonna revamp my Spirit and BF blog and start being active on those again. Sooner or later.

#probably later cause 😰 #I’m lazyyyyy #ooc

[veampa]

L Lawliet nsfw alphabet

L is so babygirl.

@the-coldest-goodbye creds for the template!!!

G/n reader

Character(s)- L

sorry that this is lazyyyyy

Trigger warnings in tags!!!

(Lil extra but the Matt somnophillia smut is in my drafts, not finished yet :< sorry for making y'all wait)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)- Very gentle yet not too affectionate, I just can't see him being all kissy and touchy after sex, a few kisses here and there maybe some cuddles too.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)- He doesn't have a favourite body part on him buttttttt he loves your nipples (i feel like he's a nipple guy LMAO) plus he can place whip cream on 'em.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)- Likes using cum as lube.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)- Is into anal.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)- He gives me virgin vibes :p, not that experienced when he met you, sure he knew what to do but you were his first.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)- missionary :3.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)- Mostly serious but still funny with the way he says shit.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)- Doesnt do much to groom down there, just a small trim.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)- Not that cuddly, a few kisses here and there mixed in with some body worshipping.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)- Jerks off like once a week, doesn't do it that much, mostly too busy working on the Kira case.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)- food, asphyxiation (i feel like he'd be into it, idk why), body worship.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)- Anywhere private.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)- Lingerie, it looks SO good on your body like DAMN.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)- this ties in with asphyxiation, wouldn't choke you to the point where you pass our.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)- giving, doesn't mind receiving, but he prefers giving cause he can lick off raspberry sauce:3.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)- Mix but he prefers more slow, he's not into quickies. if he's fucking you he's gonna do it properly.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)- Like just said, he doesn't like quickes, much prefers longer sessions.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)- Nope.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)- My guy can stay awake for days, so you best believe he can last a few rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)- Doesn't own any other than a vibrator thats used on you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)- 95%. It's amusing to see you whine and squirm:3.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)- A little vocal, just depends where yous are.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)- Has you sit on his cock for hours when he's working (in the most awkward posture)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)- 6 and a half inches. not too girthy but still got some thickness, slightly curved to the left, uncircumcised.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)- Not that high tbh, focuses more on his work.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)- He doesn't, bro just sits and stares at you.

#death note #death note smut #l lawliet #L lawliet smut #L smut #tw asphyxiation #tw food kink #tw #tw smut #l lawliet x reader

[kudzucataclysm]

answering this portion of the q from earlier-

There’s honestly plenty of potential ‘bad’ takes about SE and the story’s characters that anyone out there can make- maybe they make assumptions based off the trigger warnings or themes, maybe they see my little doodles and mini comics about just how fucked up these characters are and it’s not their cup of tea, etc etc. Weirdly enough tho, that’s something that i’m looking…forward to seeing? Like just the potential drama and arguments over certain things/plotlines/characters in this story sounds like it’d be juicy. I can see a future me holding a glass of wine laughing maniacally at the computer screen all giddy with excitement over it. or something idk-

BUT specific takes….here’s a rough list (ALL COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL):

“Lack of wholesome queer characters and plotlines” or something along those lines. Something to the tune of “i’m using fiction to escape reality so i don’t want any queer stories to be edgy and dark and violent, i want all the characters to be pure cinnamon rolls who’ve never done anything wrong EVER”, and just make assumptions about SE over the majority of the cast being queer AND horrible people. Like if SE isn’t your thing, that’s fine. But if someone were to say that its shit for including darker themes then I’d feel like they’d need to retake some highschool english classes or something

“This story puts queer people in a negative light�� Shocking development at 1am EST…QUEER PEOPLE CAN BE EVIL AND DO HORRIBLE BAD THINGS!!! THE HORROR

“Why isn’t everyone’s identity and pronouns spelled out for me from the moment they’re introduced” cause immmm lazyyyyy and don’t really consider their identities as super ultra mega important in a way-

“WHY ARE THERE SLURS!!! WHY ARE SOME OF THE CHARACTERS RACIST!!!!!! THIS IS CONDONING-“ the world ended in the 1960s and everything got worse from there. the door is that way 👉🏼

“Everyone in this story is fucked up. Nobodies normal, all of these characters are just terrible, horrible people, how do i root for them” then i’ve accomplished SOMETHING that i’ve wanted to do FOREVER-

“Why is the protagonist such a crybaby”. He’s 14 and a little bit fucked up okay. and he IS a baby so THERE

“Why is the protagonist boring” Cuz i’m tired of the ‘uwu powerless softie turns out to be the son of fucking GOD all along’ trope in a way. Dez is important in his own way and this just makes the story more interesting when cosmic forces are pushing down on him and his bestie and he kinda has to go a little loco to deal with it

“Why is the protagonist chubby/fat, it just isn’t realistic for the setting and type of story” what if i killed you violently with a rock

“The Martians aren’t realistic and their biology/culture/behavior is confusing” yes it’s meant to be. They’re artificially created, their eyeballs function as ovaries, their blood is literal oil and they go off like nukes when they die. It’s meant to be kind of stupid and self indulgent and their origins are a mystery to themselves

“The Martians do incest? That means you SUPPORT incest!!!” No, absolutely not. The story doesn’t even make it in a positive light, it’s very much a product of their oddly misogynistic, mysterious culture, and isn’t touched upon too much in the story. Also they’re aliens and don’t follow the same biological rules as humans at ALL.

“Francis is terrible trans rep” SHE’S MEANT TO BE TERRIBLE

“Francis’s alcoholism is condoning underage drinking” Okay man

“Everything is way too convoluted and there’s just too much going on, who would want to read this” MEEEEEEEEE!!!! I WANNA READ THIS

“This story glorifies child abusers cuz of the existence of a character like Thursday and how he’s often portrayed-” Are you hearing yourself rn. stop and think. for a Moment ✋🏼🛑

“I can’t believe you’re trying to paint Friday/Hammond as a good person for-“ when. When did I say that. I’ve been explicitly saying that they’re both wrong this entire time-

“Having the man-eating Martians and Chimera be brown skinned is racist” shore thangggg buddy

that’s all i can think of off the top of my head rn…tbh i think the fake ones from before are a lot better than these ones LOL

#talking and blathering #shattered earth #in a weird way. oh well! #hope no one sees this-

[rebranded-reboks]

Genshin harbingers but I make up middle names for them because I’m annoying and I can this is in their wiki order btw cause I’m lazyyyyy and it’s super late.

Pierro’s middle name is something really long and pretentious and probably has two parts to it and for some reason I think it should be French. It’s like Jean Marc Paul or something (also yess I’m aware I butchered the spelling I took like five years of French courses it’s just 1 am and I don’t care).

Dottore’s middle name is medical malpractice pantalone had it legally changed as part of a prank and dottore just genuinely doesn’t give a damn about changing it back.

Columbina’s middle name is soemthing really pretty but also it’s probably in one of the dead languages like Latin so no one knows how to pronounce it properly or maybe something Italian like arianna which is according to baby name sights (yes I’m using that for this it’s like 2 am my time allowed to be uncreative) it means most holy and I’m batshit insane for religious imagery so expect alot of that in future references.

Pulcinellas last name is only known by like himself and the tsaritsa it’s like a super well guarded secret even though it’s a super basic name like William.

Scaramouche (this is pre wanderer) Ramiel which is Hebrew for thunder of god and I think it plays well into his wishes to usurp his creator and overtake the first god he ever knew.

Sandrones is probably something flower related like rose or violet because flowers and dolls are seen as very perfect and feminine and I believe she changed her bio name to that to fit her ideal of what she should present herself as.

La signoras middle name is gizelle because I think it’s a beautiful name and she’s a beautiful woman.

Pantalones middle name is Odin because I personally believe that he had a Norse mythology hyperfixation in every modern au and I believe that it suits him since Odin was known as a god fo wealth.

Childes middle name is Marcus no I will not elaborate he’s just a white boy with the middle name Marcus.

Capitano doesn’t care much about middle names and didn’t have one until becoming a harbinger. He doesn’t even know his but legally his middle name is Asbjorn which means godly bear given due to his strength and ferocity.

Arlecchinos middle name is Luella which is old English and implies that the child is fae touched which I think that since arlecchino behaved so strangely as a child she was believed at one point to be a channeling of sorts.

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin headcanons #fatui harbingers #fatui #fatui headcanons #harbingers #I accidentally posted this so main at first #I seriously need to sleep more

[luacomputa]

Did you know I'm working on a VIDEO GAME with Battery Acid?

It's gonna be a rhythm game and rpg with a jet set radio inspired style! I know very cool. Would explain the gameplay but I'm lazyyyyy so have art for now :3

An idle anim of BA dancing

Aaaaand skins cause I plan to add those and felt like doing em now during a tiny lil creative burst.

So uh yeah! That's it! Byeee!

#art #artwork #artists on tumblr #artists on twitter #oc #ocs #lowpoly #jet set radio #jetsetradio #game dev #game developer #indie game

[cagedblocks]

Another quick Regal Tiger sketch, now along with the… Hero(?)

No color cause lazyyyyy (maybe later)

#caged art #minecraft #minecraft regal tiger #also I fixed the tiger a bit! :’D

[lost-in-reveriie]

*a pile of water appears washing away to reveal me* Well, that was unceremonious. ANYWAY

Addy hi! tis' time for your favourite part of ones day.

How are you today? (side note but im currently bent at a stupid angle so the sun isn't in my face but im comfy where i am lol - its usually directly on my face when i wake up in bed so thats poo - rn im sitting at my desk and comfortable and its just shining away on me. woah got sidetracked there sorry) How has your day been? (this ones earlier the the others i think ehehe)

also what do you think is the most interesting thing about you? and since the sun and I are currently besties.. sunrise or sunset? and whats your fave hairstyle?

how are you doing trying to find the blog hehe?

very ceremonious imo. youre like a sea goddess!!

ah yes, Emma, tis a pleasure in my routine

im doing good today!! (happy valentines ml <333) but... ive been kinda inactive again, and im so so so sorry about that!! (dont worry i liked that little look into your thoughts hehe) but how are you on this fine day :))

well apparently i can be funny sometimes (when i get to know people, im actually super duper awkward and anxious when i first meet someone). oohhh good one!! sunset cause theres so way im getting up early enough to see a sunrise. lately ive been wearing my hair kinda straightened, but i almost always wear it down (mostly cause my hairs short now). but before i cut my hair, i really liked french braids (but like 2 braids instead of one). what about you?

help i totally for got about that 😭 i way too lazyyyyy........is there any way......you could just tell me?? dont worry, itll be our little secret 🥺 (that sounded way less weird in my head)

also!!! i finished friends yesterday!!!

#asks #mutuals <3 #ems <3

[salaciousslut]

A lot of my playlists are very long and jumbled lil messes. Lemme make a proper playlist and when i stop being so shy, i'll send you a link to it? ☺️

I just think you'd sound cute drunk, plus i think ive just wanted to drink these past few days and maybe i wanna get drunk with you. I become a bit bolder when im drunk. But i bet you'd look so cute looking at me after i call you puppy<3 im not someone who thinks brats should be disciplined either, i feel like subs get bratty cause they either want more love and attention or they wanna be roughed up a bit, sometimes its both<3 and you are a good puppy<3 so good<33🥰

You better be crying when you need to! No need to bottle up feelings when its better to express them ☺️ and i got you on the log accountability for sure ❤️

!! Youre in two campaigns??! Thats so fucking cool!! I'd love to play d&d with you, I had a discord campaign like two years ago and my old friends went crazy over the fact that i would change my voice to be in character 🤭 but i like to practice the range in my voice d&d and monster prom came in real good for that back in the day hehe ☺️ youre too cute omg<3 i wish i could smell your perfume!! That sounds like it smells nice :0 do you have a favorite perfume?? ALSO YUZU IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CANDLE SCENTS!! Im literally crazy abt candles i know the proper way to care for them and it feels a little silly how much i care about candles but i just love them. I care enough to also always check the candles that the ppl in my life have to see if theyre essential oil based bc fuck paraffin based candles they are not the best for ppl or animals :( and i get you on fruity and clean smells!! Im also just insane and i used to play with fire for fun so i love burning wood smell!

Green was my fav color growing up!! I hated DHMIS bc of the "green is not a creative color" bullshit. Its still pretty up there but royal purple is my color, not even just ok favorites. Royal purple is low key a lucky/spiritual color for me. Sleepy girl who likes walks and cuddles<3 lemme come over to cuddle! Also how tall are you? 🫣 you dont gotta say if you dont wanna, im 5'7" (short king i guess lmao)

omg yes!! ill make one for you too!! i love sharing music! i just take a bit of time listening to new music bc i have to be in the right mood!! but i love music

i wanna get drunk sooooo bad!! im going out momday after my exam and now i wont stop thinking of u with me!! i love bold and i become bold too!! and very giggly and very fun!! and im not super bratty, i just like attention!! so it all works out for me 🥰

im working on being better at expressing my emotions actually!! i always bottle it in but im trying my best!!

yes i love dnd!! i have one online campaign that i play with friends from tumblr and then one in person campaign with people from school!! and you change ur voice omg i have to hear it!!!

yes i loveee my lil dolce and gabana light blue! i have a dupe for it sooo its really nice and affordable!! that or under the lemon by replica! smells like yummy lemons!!

i love candles too!! i try to tale care of my candles but sometimes i get a lil lazyyyyy but i know i should be better. see i love playing with wax! i loved dipping my finger in wax and playing with the candle so i feel u

i but u look amazing in royal purple too!! im 5'5! but i love my short kings hehe!! ur perfect height!!! 😘

#ci answers #butch my beloved

[von-eldritch]

//a much needed tag dump/tag adjustment

though, considering how backed up q is, some of these probably won’t show up for a while

n e ways for the ones with new urls I’ll replace old musings tags but not old ship tags ‘cause I’m lazyyyyy

#We're comedy and tragedy | Fizzarolli (fizzarolli) #Gun grandpa | Sir Pentious (snakes-gone-wild) #Bubblegum babe | Molly (spxdergxrl) #It's a mind-body problem; now won't you be mine? | Hellsa x Molly (spxdergxrl) #Woman taken by the wind | Missi (corruptedsilence) #If you are stuck and you don't feel anything I can be your queen of nothing | Hellsa x Missi (corruptedsilence)

[lobsterfeet]

Lyrics from “Yankee Bayonet” by the Decemberists

I feel that there should be something else here but I’ve got nothing

#fanart #the untamed #wangxain #lan wangji #wei wuxain #lan zhan #Wei Ying #I took some liberties with the clothes at some points #cause I’m not....great at drawing #-and I used screen caps for reference #cause lazyyyyy #digital art #I think that’s all the tags lads hell yeah #using screen caps as reference is only lazy and or cheating if I do it #if anyone else does it it’s fine and a great way to get references #I just have double standards #just wanted to be clear #ok I’ll stop now

[pcktknife]

Are you really gfs if you don’t have matching figurines?

free to use w credit!

originals

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #tsuyu asui #ochako uraraka #bnhadaily #fyeahbnha #bnhagraphics #bnhasource #bnhaedit #myheroedits #i redid tsu cause the last on looks lazyyyyy #also buff ocha rights!

[monotropauniflora]

I need to change my age in my description that shit still says I'm 26

#I'm 27 #the thing is I can only do it from desktop cause I have links and I'm lazyyyyy

[wall-e-gorl]

Purple hair and fresh undercuts goes brrrrrrrrr

#just did my bangs this time no colorful undercut cause im lazyyyyy and didnt want to be without my headphones for an hour+ while i did it #im getting better at containing the dye to just my hair. my hand and forehead are only mildly stained

[my-1heart]

Christmas With Them

Characters: Zhongli, Childe, Kaeya, Diluc, Albedo, Xiao, Kazuha, Thoma, Itto, Gorou, and the reader

Reader: gender-neutral

Merry Christmas!

And if you don’t celebrate Christmas, I wish you a fabulous holiday!

And if you don’t celebrate at all? Have a wonderful day/winter break <3

~ Zhongli

- stops by mid-afternoon on Christmas Eve

- offers to help finish last-minute touches

- goes out with you to buy a few last-minute things (if needed)

- once everything slows down a bit, he cooks dinner

- Christmas Eve home date kinda feel

- you don’t go to sleep cold (WOOO!)

- cuddles all year round

- Christmas morning is kinda lazyyyyy

- Zhongli makes you breakfast in bed????

- he bought you one gift. (What did you expect- /gen)

- don’t worry, his gift is plenty meaningful

- overall loves spending Christmas with you

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~ Childe

- comes home late on Christmas Eve

- definitely cleans himself up fast so he can join you in sleep

- goes all out with gifts

- I feel like he'd definitely buy almost everything that he thinks you'd like/reminds him of you (he buys like 80% of ALL the things he wanted to buy you, prolly-)

- after opening presents, cuddles by the fire + hot cocoa

- even if you didn't get him anything, he's okay with just your attention and affection

- he cooks dinner and lets you relax

- he definitely plans that next Christmas, he brings you home with him (his family will LOVE you so much)

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~ Kaeya

- stays late at work on Christmas Eve

- the presents he has for you also stay in the office with him

- surprises you on Christmas morning

- spends the whole day with you at home, unless you both were invited to a party (at a certain tavern, which was closed for everyone but the owner's friends hehe)

- doesn't cook so he kinda just watches as you cook

- may latch himself to you while you cook

- will offer help where he can

- he's colder than usual (cryo vision things) so he definitely latches onto you a ton (try not to get annoyed lol)

- already plans your next Christmas gift/day plan

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~ Diluc

- closes the tavern early on Christmas Eve or leaves it to Charles

- instead of playing Batman during this holiday, he plays secret Santa

- comes home early to wrap a bunch of presents (to his friends and the kids of mondstadt)

- you of course have the gift of knowing what he does

- once about midnight hits, he's off to deliver the presents (leaving them on the doorsteps of course)

- then comes home to sleep with you

- spends Christmas with you (mostly in bed lols)

- a certain Calvary Captain does visit at some point in the day to drop off his gifts

- Christmas is definitely a lazy day for you and Diluc

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~ Albedo

- comes home late Christmas Eve due to the trip from Dragonspine to Mondstadt

- ends up accidentally scaring you when he enters the bedroom since he forgets to notify you about his arrival

- spends Christmas with you and Klee

- Klee wakes you both up cause Santa came and dropped off so many presents

- draws a portrait of you and Klee playing with each other (keeps that with him at his camp)

- cooks the dinner feast

- by the end of it, you three are all on the couch

- Klee is asleep in your arms and you're in Albedo's embrace

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~ Xiao

- surprised that you decided to stay at the inn this year

- stays in the room with you all night

- Verr probably comes to get you for breakfast

- Xiao joins to

- later you both are on the balcony of the top floor

- you talk and he listens, making occasional comments

- both of your voices stop as you come to realize it's snowing

- definitely wanting to play in it, you somehow get Xiao to agree as well

- now you both just spend time under the snowfall

- Xiao enjoys the holidays when he can spend them with you

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~ Kazuha

- for once, the Crux is actually here on time (sorta, they arrive early Christmas morning)

- he arrives to see you waiting at the dock for him

- it's snowing as well and all he sees when the ship enters the dock, is you letting snowflakes kiss your face (hopefully that makes sense haha-)

- spends time with you at your shared house

- he definitely has a gift from all the places the Crux had stopped at, before making it back to Liyue

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~ Thoma

- he was about done with his duties when he saw you standing at the Kamisato Estate entrance completely bundled up

- he was going to pull you inside but seeing how lovely you had looked under the light snowfall, made his heart do laps

- he hurriedly finished the last of his chores and joined you under the snowfall

- walks home with you

- when home, he tells you to go take a bath or else you’ll catch a cold

- while you do that, he cooks dinner

- after you eat and clean up, you guys are huddled by the fire (I think that even though Thoma has a pyro vision, he really likes the heat)

- you both go to bed and awaken with piles of snow outside

- definitely goes around the city and puts stray animals in sweaters to keep them warm

- also brings food to feed them

- holidays with Thoma are always fun

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~ Itto

- the most excited for Christmas!

- goes ALL out on EVERYTHING (where did he get that mora? he won't say)

- his horns are probably red and green

- he does have a few presents for you

- he actually goes to find you on Christmas morning

- you probably scold him for going out in the snow (he was only wearing his in-game outfit, it has to be cold TvT)

- yes he does in fact get sick at the end of it

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~ Gorou

- so excited to spend the holidays with you

- Inazuma has finally been kissed my snow, so he's very excited (even if its light snowfall)

- you guys take a walk in the snow and he tries to stop himself from playing with the snowfall (like his butterfly idle animation, he tries to contain his excitement)

- some places in Inazuma are open, so you guys go out to eat

- definitely, some really good dango will be had afterward

Notes: sorry this is so late! Christmas is always busy for me so I got super distracted.

Also this was supposed to have stories to them but I made a dumb mistake and all the stories got deleted ripppp

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #zhongli #zhongli x reader #childe #childe x reader #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #diluc x reader #kaeya #kaeya alberich #kaeya x reader #albedo #albedo x reader #xiao #xiao x reader #kazuha #kazuha x reader #thoma #thoma x reader #arataki itto #itto #itto x reader #gorou #gorou x reader #zuzu’s creations #genshin #genshin christmas