actually i want jolly nut queen 1360 to be real
i want jolly nut queen 1360 to go a-maying with the most promising young squires
i want jolly nut queen 1360 to ride out hunting and misplace her falcon and seek a questing knight's assistance
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Seen this driving by an abandoned Kroger and had to take a pic. I found a wild Mungus!
REBLOG IF YOU FIND ANY WILD AMONG US!
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Ok, kdo z vás to byl (Luxor, Anděl)
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Tell me you don’t know how to talk to women without telling me you don’t know how to talk to women.
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"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Found at the local Goodwill near you... So popular, there's only one left!
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spoiler: their clever gladiator persona has a big ass and a tiny thong
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RAP FACT: In 2001, a young man saw Ryan Ross crying on the steps outside. They asked him what was wrong and he said, "I will never write a song called Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off". The young man told him "Never Say Never". This inspired Ross so much he would later go on to write and release that exact song. That young man was Jfkfanboy on Tumblr.
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