#cat's bullshit

[sixteen-stars]

Tara, getting her claws stuck in the tower curtains: Mr. Dekarios! I am being accosted by your drapery! I demand we rethink the window dressings at once. Also, I require assistance.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 tara #tara the tressym #look tara is a talking cat with wings #you better believe she gets into all of the regular cat bullshit

[jayrisingx]

MORE PLATONIC WARRIOR CAT DOODLES RAHHHHH rant under the cut as usual

their bond is so important to me it’s the one good thing canon has ever done. but canon is my playground so i’m adding onto it lololol

the head-canon that briarlight has gnarly upper body strength is so real and she for sure just tackles this twiggy little twink like it’s nothing just cause she finds it funny. she annoys the shit out of him every single day but he would literally die without the banter. if i remember right this is already sorta canon but she’s one of the few cats that just lets jay’s repulsive attitude bounce right off of them. she’s so unapologetically affectionate and open about how she feels. jayfeather is not LMFAOO so he’s just stuck with the absolute ray of sunshine that is slowly chipping away at this rough exterior. briar doesn’t want him to change. he’s insufferable and mean but that’s why she loves him so much. he’s honest and real in a way that she wants people to be with her, their attitude balance each other out in a way. while their relationship is platonic to me cause let jayfeather have friends, they argue like an old married couple and it’s SOOO funny. like it’s over the most ridiculous things and it’s so entertaining for the both of them and anyone watching. they’re my little sillies i’m crying

also i don’t wanna sound like i’m ripping on jaybriar shipping cause i’m not i swear. i just love exploring platonic and familial relationships in warriors cause i feel like they’re so neglected most of the time

#wc #warrior cats #jayfeather #briarlight #back on my bullshit #my art

[jedi-starbird]

Time Travel is my favourite trope and I think we need more fics where both Obi-Wan AND Qui-Gon time travel together because no matter when they get sent it's chaos. They're saving the galaxy and being physic flash-bangs to everyone around them.

like before Bandomeer?

The entire council is baffled to watch as Qui-Gon 'never taking a padawan again' Jinn has suddenly cut off his post-Xanatos depression tour to return to the temple and beeline to the creche with a frantic energy. His wild eyes immediately single out a fluffy, red-haired initiate.

"You." he exhales with a pointed finger, slightly ominous as he towers over the child. Said child starts vibrating with delight. "Me." he agrees, launching himself at the man. Qui-Gon drops to his knees with a thud that cannot be healthy. Obi-Wan's attempts to clamber into Qui-Gon's robes and maybe onto his shoulders is thwarted by the fact that Qui-Gon's massive hands are cupping Obi-Wan's tiny squishy cheeks. He stares at the initiate for a few minutes with an intensity that is starting to worry people.

Finally, "You're so small." Qui-Gon sounds like he might cry.

'What the fuck?' Plo Koon projects at Mace.

"I'm 9! That tends to be the case!" the child chirps back.

"You're nine." Oh. Ah. Qui-Gon's eyes are distinctively misty. He squishes the boy in a hug so hard he squeaks. Mace makes a series of gestures that imply the need for a head-scan. Depa obligingly drifts off towards the halls. Qui-Gon scoops the child up onto his hip and claims him as his padawan on the spot. The assorted council members and creche-masters burst into noise. Mace tells Depa to bring some space ibuprofen as well.

after Naboo?

Anakin is a little apprehensive of his place in both the order and Obi-Wan's life, but then one day Obi-Wan wakes up and is suddenly a lot less sad in the force?? In fact, if Anakin didn't know better he'd say he was almost giddy, but he's watched Obi-Wan try to pretend his world hasn't fallen apart for the past few months so it can't be that, right? And um, Miss Bant? He knows grief is a funny thing that affects people differently but he's pretty sure 'massive mood swing' and 'having full conversations with invisible people' is not...great? and you said to tell you if Obi-Wan got really weird in any way.

Anyway after a lot of medical exams, intense consultation with the archives, and a couple exorcisms, Anakin ends up being raised by his 'real' master and his ghost master. He is far more well adjusted emotionally and far less well adjusted for what counts as normal people behavior(not talking to thin air). When questioned on this, all he ever says is that he's talking to Qui-Gon. Isn't he...dead? Well, yes. Wait, he's a ghost? Ghosts are real? ...Well this ghost is real.

This starts a great number of existential crises among non-force sensitives and incredibly heated theological arguments amongst the Jedi. Whenever Obi-Wan is questioned on this, all he ever says is some variation of "the force got to know him for 5 seconds and kicked him back out." Mace backs him up on this even though that reasoning is technically blasphemous. Qui-Gon is having the time of his un-life. He's ascended to his final form, his sheer existence is a heresy, this is truly all he has ever aspired towards.

the Clone Wars?

The minute they get dropped back Qui-Gon immediately goes and haunts the shit out of Dooku. They have a signed terms of surrender and promise of info on the Sith Lord within the year. Only half of it is because Qui-Gon's giving Dooku complexes that are only perceptible to shrimp, the other half is because they now have a ghost spy that is not bound by the laws of physics nor spacetime.

Obi-Wan only nominally pays attention to this as he immediately goes and implements his 19 step seduction plan with Cody (he had to focus on something on Tatooine to pass the time). It fails. Spectacularly. Publicly. Ah right. Tatooine was not exactly the height of his sanity. Everyone in the GAR and temple is now riveted by High General and Councilor Obi-Wan Kenobi's attempts to go on a date with his Commander, who bats him away him like a particularly annoying stray and seems one bouquet of cactus away from committing mutiny. Anakin is worrying if it means his master knows about his secret marriage and this is some sort of really weird power play. (It is, but not in the way he thinks)

The next time Dooku goes after Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon spends a good few months appearing tear-stained at the edge of Dooku's perception and only communicating in terrible wails and discordant mutterings of 'padawan. my padawan. my little one.' 24/7.

"Wait, you're annoying Dooku into surrendering?"

"Oh no Anakin, we're crushing his psyche like a bug. :)"

#everyone feel free to use these i crave more time travel fics #the sheer power qui gon would have as a fully communicating force ghost before and during the clone wars is astounding #qui gon with baby obi wan is like inconsolable sobs cause he never saw him this small and then his life was so sad and he couldnt even hug #him on tatooine but now look at his boy!!! so small and huggable!!!! #they absolutely weaponise baby obi against others his wet cat eyes are 1000% stronger now #they drop him in dookus lap like look grandpadawan:) #if you hold the grandpadawan maybe your sith behaviour will calm down :/ #anyway them together is like they throw enough bullshit into the air to blind everyone while they speedrun important changes in the back #after naboo is like everyone offering obi wan condolences and obi responding yeah im going to need them the fucker wont stay down #star wars #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #qui gon and obi wan #fic ideas #time travel shenanigans #codywan #anakin skywalker #disaster lineage #count dooku

[cartarg]

early 2020 jerma streams be like

#this is just referencing a cat image lolol #back on my bullshit #jerma985 #jerma #jerma fanart #excuse any wonkiness pls i did this in one sitting this morning and cant stand revisiting drawings so its going up as is #first portrait type painting in a while... i always love figuring out the colours of the cams from this era of streams #colour relativity is wild

[juustozzi]

this sloppy comic was brought to you by my observation of mom's cat having a mosquito land on his face, and his ultimate confusion about it

#mairimashita! iruma kun #welcome to demon school! iruma kun #things I looked refs for: the house cats #things I just bullshitted: the house #own art

[themathomhouse]

this disability pride month, stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs standing up or walking.

can I stand and walk? sure, for a short while and with pain. the consequences for trying to be out all day without a wheelchair are that I'll be in bed for the rest of the week, too tired and in too much pain to move.

but the government won't give me my own wheelchair because they have the same attitude as these jokes - I can stand up, so I don't need one. exercise is good for you, you should walk!

it keeps me trapped in the house, unable to do anything more than short stints anywhere without borrowing or hiring a wheelchair - one that causes me pain to sit in and relies on someone to push me (usually with difficulty), because they're not going to have a high-end chair for that sort of thing.

it's not a miracle that a wheelchair user can stand or walk. it's something we should aspire to see more often.

#disability #disability pride month #chronic fatigue #fibromyalgia #cfs/me #post exertional malaise #like fucking hell people we should really be long past this by now #why am I seeing these bullshit jokes on my dash in twenty fucking twenty three #i did a short walk to a cafe yesterday because I thought I was up to it #and my right leg has seized up #my ankle can barely take my weight and my hip won't move properly #also lol I almost certainly have hEDS but cannot persuade a doctor to give me a referral #in summary #stop being fucking dense #i would rather people who don't need mobility aids use them than have people struggle because they don't want to be seen as a faker #or have people think that you have to reach a certain level of severity before you need it #also if I had a wheelchair I would bring my cat with me more places but that's by the by

[mortyenthusiast]

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #is this anything #i think morty has evolved into a bit of an outdoor cat within his family he just comes and goes #like beth and summer just accept that he runs errands for rick sometimes so they dont get too worried anymore #jerry can attempt to care but beth would probably shut it down #and rick is well rick #to be fair though i dont think rick 'losing' morty would ever last longer than a couple of days #hes always gonna conjure up some bullshit reason as to why he needs mortys help

[strangersatellites]

AU where steve and eddie are neighbors and pet parents to furry friends who are near replicas of themselves.

eddie is a dog dad to a massive doberman named zeus who wears a chain for a collar and has a permanently angry face. despite his appearance and general demeanor, zeus is a scaredy cat when it comes to other animals. eddie is always worried leaving him behind with his friends. scared that their own pets are going to make zeus nervous the whole time he’s gone and that he’s going to get even more shy as a result.

steve is the proud owner of a beautiful white persian cat with the prettiest blue eyes named charlotte. she’s picky with her food and very selective with who she decides she likes. so far, steve and robin are her favorites and every pet sitter steve has ever chosen was quickly on her shit list. every other animal she’s even met is too. even down to robin’s fish. that lives in a tank. and can’t bother her.

one day steve asks eddie if he could pet sit while steve’s gone back home for the weekend. tells him he has a cat who is too prissy for her own good and will probably be so dramatic if she doesn’t like something that he does. eddie laughs and he agrees but warns him he has a dog that’s kind of shy, but says he can keep them separated for a couple of days. steve drops charlotte off with her pink floor pillow and her food and his fingers crossed that he doesn’t get a call that she’s not eating within the hour.

when steve returns, having heard nothing from eddie all weekend, he’s beyond surprised when eddie answers the door with a smile and a “you’re not gonna believe this.”

he walks into eddie’s apartment and finds zeus curled up in his bed asleep and charlotte curled against his side peeking at steve and eddie with her head tilted.

against all odds, zeus and charlotte quickly become inseparable and steve and eddie do too.

au august day 5: pet sitters

#au august #steddie #might not be my best installment as i’m battling the hangover shakes and heat exhaustion #but god dammit i’m going to post one of these every day if it kills me #i’m on my ‘eddie has a scary dog’ bullshit recently #but that + #steve has a prissy cat is just so #mwah #delicious

[azureblooet]

I think that Leshycat is exponentially funnier if it happens before Narilamb. Like Leshy pulling up and in like 2 weeks getting a partner is so fucking funny to me.

#azure’s bullshit #cult of the lamb #cotl leshy #cotl leshycat #Bishops: ‘we’ve been here for like 10 mins how the fuck’ Leshy: ‘ehe~’ #i think it’s also infinitely more funny if the cat pulls him

[serenfloras]

nico robin supremacy i want her to rearrange my spine. i don't mean that in a horny way my back just really fucking hurts

#i am too young for this back pain the human body is BULLSHIT i tell you #one piece #one piece text posts #one piece shitpost #one piece memes #one piece perona #ghost princess perona #one piece sanji #one piece nami #cat burglar nami #nico robin #silvers rayleigh #one piece jinbe #one piece franky #cyborg franky #frobin #nefertari vivi #monkey d. luffy #one piece black maria

[cheecats]

In light of how grossly disrespectful and dismissive some (not all) DC voters have been, here is something for a lovely lady who deserved better. [X]

#cheez rambles #cheez design #warrior cats #bumble dotc #bumble wc #vote bumble #bumblesweep #// I thank DC voters who have still acknowledged Bumble's injustice and have remained respectful towards her. #// this is in no way to slander Alex. What happened to her was disgusting and horrible. Voting for her is absolutely understandable. #// but extend the same courtesy to Bumble- yeah? #// Maybe dont fucking disregard heinous misogynistic writing as ''just cats so it doesn't matter'' #// something ironic with how disgustingly closed-minded you're acting in a MISOGYNY POLL?? fucking reflect on yourself #// learn some media literacy and read the opponent's propaganda before dropping the most willfully ignorant bullshit statements- mkay??

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

*selfs ur insert* *gives ur insert anxiety* lol

Anyway sjdhdjdh i kinda rlly don’t like how this turned out but um. Babbit selfinsert comic real

(I imagine this would b pretty early in Sun/Moon and Rabbit’s friendship/general relationship, where Babbit is still figuring out how much rambling/being a weirdo Sun/Moon can tolerate lol sjdhdndhd)

(Babbit is gender neutral and uses they/them pronouns!)

not pictured:

Sun: Are you okay? You look a little red suddenly-

Babbit, incapable of being normal when flustered: NO I DON’T ITS NOTHING OKAY SHUT UP

#literally anyone: I like you :) #me: SNIFFLING CRYING WET CAT NOISES #also Sun means this platonically #Babbit is just surprised to hear anyone say they like them sjdhdjs #self insert oc #babbitsona #oh shit it’s Babbit #self insert x canon #fnaf x oc #fnaf x y/n #fnaf sun x oc #fnaf sun x y/n #anxiety #silly bullshit #oc comic #long post #bones of a rabbit oc #bones of a rabbit #sketches #doodles #this was just meant to b silly sorry sjdhdhdj

[fox-moblin]

Once again, I come to you bearing silly sketches of @tashacee 's Hero's Aspect AU, this time inspired by the recent visit to Ordon Village. I say Wild gets to chill in some comfy clothes this time, even if there probably isn't much that would fit him as well as it does here. I think he must just miss normal clothing at this point...

#linked universe #hero's aspect au #twilight linked universe #wild linked universe #listen y'all it's been a rough few months and this has quickly become my 'time to chill' story #between hospital stays and moving to a new city and all the bullshit in between #for some reason 'wild stuck as a giant cat' is alleviating me of so much stress #moblart #btw flattered by whoever referred to me as a 'fandom elder' in that one ask #but also

[chasing-faith-and-fate]

Moon 20

#chasingmoon #clangen #sootcff #dewcff #BABIESSS #they got blue baby eyesss theyre so babyyy #just to be clear to mother is NOT Quiver #sir?? mx soot?? the hell'd you do #also Ribt grove was meant to be a one off cameo cat but nooooo #they will not leave me alone #grovefall said i will be in this bullshit story and i cannot be stopped #mothcff #cranecff #valleycff

[shiftythrifting]

Popular collections this week in the ShopShifty store!

Aches and Maladies - All Things Teeth - Co-60 Fan Club

#thank you for supporting weird indie queer disabled bullshit #radiation #teeth #chronic illness #cats #our shirts

[polarmary]

I'm sorry but this is how I see them

Original image:

#Yuno was taking the picture #she swears she “didn't see” Kotoko #I love these two losers #kotoko yuzuriha #fuuta kajiyama #milgram #milgram fanart #milgram shitpost #milgram memes #my art #bullshitting again #pretty little princess #my sopping wet cat