#cat owners be like

[spookiifi]

Me, holding Jasper baby style: Who's my eater of souls? My conquerer of men?

My mom: What are you doing?

Me: Consoling my cat

#fi talks #jasper the cat #cat owners be like #tuxedo cats

[midnights-perch]

*Lifts my thumb for kitty to stick her claws in, so she can get better leverage to wash her paw.*

This is her inalienable right.

#cat owners be like

[ladamania]

“On the 6th Day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwashi.

The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.

In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back.

When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds.

By nature, it likes to stalk birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.”

- journal entry of 22-year-old Emperor Uda on March 11, 889 CE and earliest record of a cat in Japan [x]

Black Cat (detail) by Hishida Shunso, 1910 [x]

#this is one of my favorite things #proof cats have not changed in 1100 years #nor have cat owners #international cat day #kitties #cats #black cats #Japan #Japanese art #cats in art #new way to describe cats caterwaul #‘its cry expresses profound loneliness like a black dragon floating above the clouds’ #‘I am convinced it is superior to all other cats’

[necromosss]

i was just trying to make references of these two for future comms and i ended up going full throttle on the design (SOBS)

Extra: them dressing the other one up according to each tastes!!<3

#also THEYRE SO FUNNY SIDE BY SIDE LMAO #boyfie dressed simple so girlfie can dress like she's designed by tetsuya nomura #wildweave #bg3 gale #modern au #bg3 tav #oc: mira #gale x tav #mira got lost in the crowds? gale just need to listen for the sounds of mira's accessories jingle like how a cat owner searches for their c #yeah.

[hoaxghost]

the stinky allegations never cease not even in the holiday season

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #agent 3 #neo agent 3 #my ocs #inkiling #octoling #oh my god we just got a cat recently #hes a foster and the previous owner clearly overfed him cause he is CHUNKY #and he was sitting on my lap which is really cute but i felt like a had a weight pressing down on me the whole time #my legs fell asleep #also sorry captain 3 ur stuck with the worst coworker

[s-aint-elmo]

they named it izutsumi

(ID in alt text)

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #izutsumi #marcille donato #falin touden #farcille #doodles #mine #when ryoko kui drew modern au farcille as the owners of catzutsumi do you think the domestic lesbianism subtext was on purpose #personally it drives me crazy <3 #the cat is meant to have izu's patterns but i liked it better without the grayscale so pls visualize it for me #yeah i had to sit like that for reference. yeah i frankensteined pictures of my cats from my camera roll for those cats. all in a day's wor

[missing-sock-misto]

But his voice has been heard on the roof

When he was curled up by the fire

#art #cats fanart #cats the musical #cats the musical fanart #rum tum tugger #mr mistoffelees #tuggoffelees #missing sock misto art #tuggoffelees fanart #rtt is a giant ass maine coon and his bf is a petite little black cat who’s ‘constantly getting into the glitter’ insist their owners #artactualcats #tugger fanart #misto fanart #like #fav

[bunnygirllover45]

Love cat.

#yandere oc #yandere boy #yandere male #original character #he's not the 'uwu gimme headpats' kind of cat #he's more like 'you don't own me' #'I'm the owner now' type #he'll bite you then ask if you liked it lol

[ghcstao3]

obviously there’s no way of telling when soap is standing far across from ghost when he pulls off his mask in las almas, when the lighting is dim and shadows fall over simon’s face.

but it’s all too easy to tell when soap finally gets his chance up close, when ghost finally decides to fully trust soap with such a vulnerability as taking off his mask.

it takes a moment for soap to notice the little divots of scarring, but when he does—

“you had your eyebrow pierced?”

ghost blinks, obviously caught off guard. “maybe.”

“and—“ soap squints. “—your nose? and on your lip, is that—“

“i’m going to put the mask back on.” ghost begins to not-so subtly lean away.

“no, wait, simon, i just—“

he moves too fast for soap to stop him, and no matter how much soap pouts afterwards, ghost doesn’t so much as budge.

so much for earning that trust.

#ghost moves to put his mask on like a cat staring at its owner right before it knocks something off a shelf #just wait until soap finds out about the Others(tm) #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghost x soap #ghoap

[shortmexicangirl]

my cat really is the most gorgeous cat in the world. sorry to all the other cats, i love you all and will offer you head kisses of commiserations. but i do in fact have the prettiest kitty <3

#i feel like this is just how all cat owners feel #because like. that’s my baby. of course she’s the best! #but my cat really does deserve everything <3 #mia’s rambles

[skunkes]

grey cat black cat

#a doodley #i canttt find the vid but he's the video of the black cat that unsheathes its claws right in front of its owners face #then retracts the claws and pats the owners face #talon does that. he just likes reminding people he has them. kind of like someone showing off the gun holstered on their waist #also i rarely draw him with clothes anyway but i forgot i'd wanted him to be a mender of his clothes! #he tears them up so often + needs to make em last

[starfr00t]

moon’s definitely culling the pokemon populations for kithes

#definitely haven’t gotten my ass beaten by a misdreavus #and definitely not like over ten times #by multiple different ones #tbh this was originally one lil doodle but it Spiraled #moon dropping the switch at y/n’s feet like a cat giving its owner a present #also sorry if the legs look wack in the last one #i was fighting god with that #fnaf #fnaf security breach #sundrop #moondrop #sun x reader #moon x reader #y/n #fnaf sb #fnaf moon #fnaf sun #fnaf daycare attendant #daycare attendant x y/n #sun and moon x y/n #doodles

[shrimplovercat]

you can ONLY joke about cats being “evil” if i know you actually love them. otherwise i dont trust you

#as a cat owner who frequently calls their cat evil like #its just a funny joke #i deeply love her and know she doesnt even have the capability to be evil #but like #people who say that? but dont own a cat/dont particularly like cats? #i dont trust you

[threadbaresweater]

higuruma's favorite way to unwind is to put on some of his old records and kick back on his flea market sofa with a bottle of scotch and his cat in his lap and slippers on his feet.

#he likes obscure 70's and 80's stuff #his cat is fat and long haired and lazy and moody and hates everyone except her owner

[yudol-skorbi]

just a little guy on his way to get his 3 am sip of water

#one piece #one piece fanart #sorry #tony tony chopper #i couldn't get it out of my head so now you will suffer with me #just be glad that i didn't visualise this image in my brain about deer velvet #i think i'm not a good horror artist #deers are actually fucked up #no but like imagine #you wake up at 3 am to take your respectable piss #you're walking past the kitchen #and from the pure darkness two glowing orbs are looking right through your poor soul #took a second to think about it and this is just my cat owner experience

[whaliiwatching]

dumbasses ft daughter in the modern era

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #and #DING DING #its her everybody its the star of the show #she's such a little nightmare cat #peter's so inordinately fond of her it's stupid <3 #(this is how all cat owners are) #me posting an HOUR EARLY??? no way #this one's a bit bland but i like the cleanness i guess #and look this time i remembered my fucking watermark #peter's tiny speech bubbles are supposed to wink at silent movie caps #thanks ken! im stealing your genius #bear peter in a goth fit >>>>>>>> #technically he's supposed to be in color here but trust me nobody wants to see that shit lol