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answrs · 3 months

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got a multiple page screen filling rp(??? idk my eyes glazed over after like the fifth paragraph) trade on cs asking for my queen of hearts 08 with nothing on their side. I have literally two fucking rules (make an offer, no c$) and they couldn't be assed to even glance at them over the course of sending their trade with slightly edited wording twice.

cancelled it (like, obviously??? ignoring my rules is an automatic cancel?? this shouldn't be a revelation to anyone???) bluntly saying I have two rules and maybe they should read them if they actually wanted to trade with me, thanks. this is like the sixth time in two days (of like 10 trades total) dealing with this shit, I don't have many more fucks to give.

they then proceed to send a third(third!) trade with another screen filling rant about How Dare I Speak To Them In That Tone and also How Dare I Not Have My Inbox Open For Them To Send Me This Message Ranting About Cancelling Their Trade (when hm! could it possibly be perhaps I literally have it closed for this exact reason... no, that couldn't possibly be it! i must be purposely targeting Them Specifically just to Hurt Their Feelings! 🙄) And They Will Be Taking Their Trading Elsewhere Since I'm So Horribly Rude And Cancelled Their Trade.

like fucking h e l l could you not

#omfg the line almost word for word every customer yelling at the dead inside cashier that they'll Never Shop At This Store Again!#like. meme voice: oh nooooooo...#anyway. another one for the block list >>#but lmfao they had a single common missed outcome from my wishlist. like gee something tells me that's not a big loss on my end lol #but it's like???? the *entitlement* of some of these people jfc #i go on the pretty pet collecting site to collect pretty pets and relax.#im not picking up another (unpaid) job running customer service complaints in my free time #chickensmoothie #I do recognize the irony of this vent being like three sections long #but when 60% of the trades I've gotten in the past few days have ignored my clearly stated boundaries I feel the vent is valid #especially with this person's completely over the top nonsense like holy fuck

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lilgynt · 10 months

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i give my job so much shit well deserved but so much shit considering there is a whole work day i know is usually so dead i take naps in between calls :/// also im not standing and can go on my phone easy

#personal #i would have the free time and access to write this post at maybe one of the cashier areas at my old job #also standing all day #like i get to be so clavier about my foot breaking twice this year bc of my office job #also heat #it’s been in the 100s for the last couple days but what am i wearing?#a jacket and blanket bc it’s so cold at my place #home depot id be pushing carts outside like it’s actually so fucked up to think about the difference #which crazy bc went into this job with the same credentials as home depot #which this is all like duhhhhh but like getting driving instead of biking or walking #it’s just so fucked up HOW much easier life is and then ur like okay. okay. people in power should die violently #don’t even get me started on having insurance jesus fucking christ #like this job is stressful and i’m actively killing myself over it and home depot was just not that stressful in comparison #but also way less structured. but i was also more productive in my personal life #anyway any time i complain about this job it’s like remember ur a fuckin office worker. shut up.#you’re complaints are VERY real. but you also get sent pepe the frog emojis by bosses. relax

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redstonedust · 4 months

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thinking about it every time ive gotten a job in anything related to food service or retail its always some vague job title like ''team member'' or ''store colleague'' and it feels like they only do that so they can get away with assigning people to be a combined cashier-cook-janitor-restocker-customer service person without getting any complaints like ''but thats not my job???''

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incorrectbatfam · 5 months

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Do the batfamily members ever get too into their undercover work? (Undercover in an office and theyre worried about spreadsheets, working in a warehouse and coming home complaining about missing parts)

Bruce: Status updates on your undercover missions. Dick, you first. What have you got down at the docks?

Dick: I haven't confirmed the Killer Croc sightings yet, but more importantly, our catch hasn't been measuring up to last year's. Tuna we're doing okay on, but the salmon population seems to be on the low end. I've contacted the Department of Wildlife and Fisheries but it'll be another 3-5 business days before they can come down and check it out.

Bruce: At least you're doing something to help. Jason?

Jason: Class was okay. I think the kids are warming up to me as their substitute while Mrs. Maloney is out on maternity leave. The average on the last vocabulary quiz was 83.53% so either I'm doing my job right or they need to be challenged. I'm worried about Tristan Lancy, though. He's normally a good student but his grades have been dropping recently and his parents don't seem like safe people to tell. I'll talk to him tomorrow and try to pair him up with a peer tutor if he needs it.

Bruce: Also see if he has any alternate contacts besides his parents. Tim, any updates at the chemical plant?

Tim: If by updates you mean OSHA violations, I could go on all week. We got a batch of new recruits today and they were just thrown into the work—no PPE, no safety training, nothing. This is what happens when you place production over employee well-being. I'm gonna file a complaint after this meeting. Also, I think the union will have something to say about the manager cutting people's lunch breaks short.

Bruce: I see. Damian? Please tell me you found something volunteering at the zoo.

Damian: Depends on how you define "found." While I have not obtained evidence of a mutant larvae black market, I did help some of the animals at the sanctuary make progress with their recovery. Bobo the monkey is healing from his broken arms and we're gradually getting him re-acclimated to climbing higher surfaces. Suzie the black bear was born a little prematurely but seems to be catching up to her peers in terms of growth. Lastly, we got a grant for additional wildcat research and enrichment. As an aside, we are having an educational seminar on European mountain goats this Friday at 3:30 and I expect all of you to be there.

Bruce: I'll put that on our calendars. Steph?

Steph: It's not really undercover work for me, just work. Anyway, yes the newest Batburger location is being used for money laundering. But I really need to vent about the customers for a sec. We don't open until 10 and at 9:30 this morning some moron was banging on our door demanding Jokerized cheese fries. Then right in the middle of the lunch rush, Janie got sick so I had to fill in as the cashier and it was hell. After that, I had to step in between a fight at the drive-thru because the customer claimed we only gave him nine pieces of his ten-piece Robin nuggets and tried to beat up the kid who took his order. And to top it all off, an entire high school hockey team came in five minutes before closing.

Bruce: Cass?

Cass, blowing balloons: Can't talk. Arranging bat mitzvah.

Bruce: Duke, you're my last hope.

Duke: Margie's bringing a peanut butter chocolate cake to the bake sale. I swiped her recipe and we can easily beat her. Her ganache is way too watery and just runs off the top of the cake, which isn't even leveled. She's also trying to do something with a raspberry filling that isn't working at all. It's like she couldn't decide on what to bring. The bake sale committee also asked if we can bring some apple pies because the original baker has to go out of town for a family emergency. I think we'll win if we bring them with some ice cream and a touch of caramel, even though this isn't a contest.

Bruce: Thank you. At least our most critical case has been taken care of.

Barbara: ...I'll save my book launch for later.

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vikingofficial · 1 month

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This is infuriating and my gut tells me this is a bullshit article, but I want them to do it. No hear me out. They should do it, because when people refuse to pay for a ridiculous subscription to bag their own groceries, the lines for a cashier will get longer. There will be long wait times for the 3 open registers out of 20 lanes. There will be insurmountable complaints. They'll have to confront their greed and hire more cashiers or drop the act and go back to the status quo

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lovelybrooke · 8 months

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Hiiii 🥰

I'm obsessed with Jujutsu Kaisen lately and I love your blog, so I thought a possible Jujutsu Kaisen request: could you pls write a hc where yan!platonic Sukuna (in Itadori's body) being overprotective and obsessed with reader.

Thanks 😘💕

An Exception (Platonic Yandere Sukuna)

I wrote a short fic instead, hope you're good with that.

Check out my other works here: masterlist

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Hanging out with Yuji was a near daily occurrence at this point. He's a very loveable boy, whose always happy to help, even during the most mundane tasks.

What was also a near daily occurrence was Sukuna infecting Yuji at the worst times possible. Like when you were grocery shopping.

"Hey, stop staring."

"It's a baby, that's what they do." You say, shushing him. You were already fed up with his behavior, you didn't even have to look at him to know Sukuna was present you could tell by just the sound of his voice.

"Baby needs to learn some fucking manners."

Sukuna mumbles, watching you grab a box of very sugary cereal and place it into the cart. He quickly grabs it, placing it back on the shelf before replacing it with something, while healthier, far less enjoyable.

You furrow your brows at him, "Hey, what gives?" You yell quietly. He shrugs, uncaring.

"You shouldn't be eating that sugary shit, it's not good for you." He responds, eyeing your basket and snarling at anything he deems harmful to you. You in response, roll your eyes.

"You're one to talk." You reach for something on a higher shelf, Sukuna grabbing it before you could yourself. "You fill Yuji on so much crap he's sick for days." Sukuna snickers, following you as you walk down the stalls, eyeing anyone who looks at you too long.

"Yeah, well, it's not my fault this body has a small stomach." You roll your eyes, yet again. You swear, Sukuna's going to make your eyes fall out of your head.

You finish up quickly, skipping over some things you really didn't need in order to get out of the store before Sukuna kills someone. You pay for your items, not lingering too long at the cashier in fear Sukuna starts a needless argument, before leaving.

You take a breath of fresh air, before you're rudely interrupted by the brute Sukuna, "man I'm hungry, let's go eat." He says, walking in the other direction from you. You eye him, annoyed.

"I have to put away these groceries, be patient, jeez." You hear him groan, but he follows you none the less, pushing you away from part of the sidewalk nearest to the road, taking the place instead.

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Sukuna was scarfing down a burger, uncaring about your discomfort at his messy eating. He's always like this when he appears, taking Yuji's body and using you for food or entertainment. He was never kind with it either, more so demanding. He'd yell at you to get him food, watch a movie with him, play video games, whatever until he got bored and then give Yuji back his body.

Though, the days where he's not like that, days where he is kind and protective, those are the ones that throw you for a loop. When he helps you put away your groceries without complaint, when he pays for your food when you go out to eat, and like now, when he's eying the service worker who yelled at you for bumping into him.

Sukuna wiped his face roughly with a napkin, furrowing his brows at the young boy joking around with his friends. "Dude, calm down, I'm over it." You say, laughing at his very angry expression.

Sukuna, in fact, does not calm down.

He instead, choses to huff and puff at the boy when he walks by, audibly growling when he gets to close, much to your dismay. You groan, lying your head down in the table, trying to avoid looking at the confused patrons sending glances your way.

You decide enough is enough when Sukuna yells at mother for laughing at your clear embarrassment, calling her a nosy bitch and continuing his tirade as you push and pull him out the door.

It's fair to say you won't be eating their again.

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Sukuna's never cared for anyone other than himself.

He revels in people's suffering, their anger and fear. He baths in the blood of his enemies, laughing at their pain.

But when he's with you, something in him changes.

Sukuna's chest heaves as he remembers seeing you for the first time. Through Yuji's eyes, he saw you great him during school, walking past him quickly in order to be on time to your class. Even from that quick moment, he could tell you were diligent by the way you carried yourself, hardworking by the plethora of books in your arms, and most of all, kind, by the nearly blinding smile you gave Yuji.

Blood runs down Sukuna's knuckles as he remembers meeting you for the first time, officially. How scared and confused you were, how you demanded him to give Yuji's body back, and how the fear in your eyes didn't please him. It made his, or Yuji's, stomach churn, his breath quicken, and his mind to scramble to find a way to comfort you. He opted for the usual strategy at yelling for you to calm down, which seemed to work. But the fear was ever so present, and he despised it.

A body, unrecognizable, groans, bloody and bruised, as he remembers when you finally became "friends." It wasn't an official thing, no declaration or statement of friendship. Instead, your relationship was solidified when you were knocked out in battle. A mission your idiot teacher sent you on. The curse was too dangerous, but you put up a damn good fight. Right up until your body couldn't take it anymore. Yuji was there with you, and before he could do anything, Sukuna was obliterating the curse and rushing to your aid in an instant. He could barely hear you grumble in pain over the sound of his own rage. In this moment, Sukuna felt a slurry of knew emotions, most of which he did not enjoy. He felt sadness, guilt, pain, fear. He demanded you stay awake, shaking you when your eyes started to close, and silently cursing the world for doing this to you.

From that moment on, Sukuna needed to protect you. Not because he cares, but because he cannot feel weakness again. He is not allowed to feel pain or fear, definitely not for a sorcerer who would kill him if he wasn't inhabiting their friend's body. He needs to keep you safe in order to keep himself strong.

None of that explained his behavior though. It didn't explain eating out with you and using Yuji's money to pay. It doesn't explain playing video games with you until you fall asleep, tucking you into bed with all the gentleness left in his body. It doesn't explain absolutely ruining curses that dare to lay a finger on you. And it definitely doesn't explain beating up the service worker who was rude to you in a dingy ally way.

The body goes silent, cold, and limp as Sukuna thinks of you. Thinks of the fear you felt earlier today and thinks of the split second where you looked at him, panic flashing through your eyes. At that moment, he feels fear, anger, rage, all at once, all because of you, and he attempts to act before you calm him down, his emotions quickly shifting to something foreign. Something strangely peaceful he feels only with you. He doesn't mind the feeling, it's nice, warm, and he craved it.

Sukuna's never cared for anyone other than himself.

But you, you are an exception.

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A/n: Sorry if this was too short.

#yandere x reader #soft yandere #platonic yandere #platonic yandere jjk #yandere jujutsu kaisen #platonic yandere jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yandere jjk #sukuna ryomen #platonic sukuna #sukuna x reader

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clairdelunelove · 2 months

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What Pining!Yuuji Would Do For You

itadori yuuji x reader

genre: insane amounts of fluff, comfort

warnings: slightly suggestive

synopsis: you're in for a crazy ride! pining!yuuji means having this loverboy absolutely head-over-heels for you. told in headcanons!

a.n. I can't stop writing about this beautiful boy. I'm so sorry but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

gives you random compliments

it could be a regular, mundane day where you’re carrying out your normal routine while yuuji accompanies you

just doing some grocery shopping before the week starts,, attempting to get ahead before you’re inevitably caught up in work/school

and spending some time with him was, without exception, bliss

yuuji has this magnetic force that pulls everyone in– you included– and it’s no different when the two of you are strolling through the aisles

he’s sociable, easygoing, and friendly; so of course he’s going to catch bystanders’ attention

especially with how sincere his words are to you

“oh,” he hums and points to a brightly colored package, “didn’t you say you wanted to try these last time?”

and before you can persuade him that you don’t actually need it,, they’re just some silly limited-edition snack you wanted to try,, the blushy haired male places it into the shopping basket

“I’ll pay! don’t you worry about it!” he’ll mention while placing a gentle hand on your head

he walks off while whistling like it’s nothing,, like it’s normal for friends to pay for each other’s groceries (which was an entire week’s worth)

and oh boy, you should expect yuuji to carry the basket/push the store cart for you

it’s basically his job whenever he goes shopping with you

takes it on with such seriousness that it’s almost concerning

“oi! you’ll hurt your hands,” he lightheartedly clicks his tongue before taking ahold of the basket in your hands, “it’s heavy. I’ll carry it!”

and he's so adamant about how 'heavy' it is but uses a couple of his fingers to effortlessly swing it around

follows you through every aisle (even ambles back when you meekly tell him that you forgot an ingredient you wanted) without a complaint,, basically has the patience of a saint

and each shopping run isn’t complete without yuuji secretly picking out a gift for you

it could be anything: candied snacks, yummy dessert, a sugary drink,, he’ll just add it onto the conveyor belt before the cashier can finish scanning all the items

this time though, he’s picked out a small bouquet of flowers for you

“yuu,” you bashfully tug the bottom of his shirt to convey your appreciation, “you didn’t have to.”

because they’re beautiful– a handful of radiant flowers that are bunched together in glimmering wrapping paper

“hm?”

he seems genuinely confused, an emotion that you’re not used to identifying on his sharp features

brows furrowing, he finally adds, “oh, you meant the flowers? why not? they’re pretty like you.”

his words seem straightforward, direct but they’re wholly genuine since it’s coming from him

yuuji wouldn’t say anything he didn’t truly believe

the cashier casts a knowing glance to you when yuuji’s turned away, digging in his pocket for his wallet to pay, and sends you a badgering wink

you, on the other hand, are a flustered mess

finds any excuse to get closer to you

was yuuji particularly concerned in the ill-kept secret you weren’t willing to tell him?

not necessarily

did that stop him from pestering you about it?

nope

if anything, he’s revitalized when you peer up at him through your lashes and murmur, “I guess I can tell you now.”

and you’re so close to him,, he never even realized you obligingly closed the distance by scooting beside him

“but yuu,” you pause so your lower lip juts out into a pleading pout, “you can’t tell anyone else because this is just between the two of us.”

there's not a thought in his mind except the fact that he’s so screwed

because at this angle you’re even more stunning; wide, imploring eyes that are solely focused on him

and he inwardly melts when he manages to catch a whiff of your sweet perfume,, it never even dawned on him that a person could be the literal embodiment of his desire

his tongue feels like sandpaper, he’s tumbling over his words but reassures, “you can tell me anything! my lips are sealed.”

“you sure?”

to respond, he gestures toward his mouth, zips it close, and metaphorically throws it behind his shoulder

“good,” you’re obviously pleased at his obedience before you’re waving him closer, “come here then, I’ll tell you.”

you should’ve been puzzled about his unusual speechlessness but you’re buzzing from the excitement of the secret

and there’s no one else around,, in fact, the spot that the both of you are situated in is surprisingly empty

the top of the school building is typically bustling with students attempting to get a breath of fresh air before trudging back to class

yet, yuuji’s alone with you now,, and he’s not about to waste his chance

it’s almost pitiful how quickly he scurries to heed your every word

he ends up softly knocking knees with you in his haste, mutters a hurried apology, but it doesn’t seem like you mind

no, you just twist closer to him, invading his personal space, and he’s holding in his breath

because if he concentrates hard enough he’s able to feel your warmth on the crook of his neck

you raise a hand near your lips before your secret easily spills out, “I bought us tickets to the horror movie you were talking about a couple months ago!”

and it’s silent

you're beaming at him

yuuji’s speechless because he’s too preoccupied with, well– you

and he’s consumed with the thought of how sweet you are to him, how your every interaction with him is genuinely wholesome, or how you’re completely oblivious to the effect you have on him

“I know tickets were sold out in the first week but I pulled some strings,” you explain with a delighted smile, “and managed to snag two for us!”

immediately, his lips crack into the widest grin you’ve ever seen

in true yuuji fashion, he throws his arms around you to encase you in a warm hug and your giggles are smothered by his chest

and as he snuggles closer, he breathes you in and tenderly murmurs, “what did I ever do to deserve you?”

answers your 2 a.m. phone calls when you can't sleep

“look who’s calling.”

you recognize the lighthearted jest in his voice as it crackles through the phone’s speaker and immediately you’re put at ease

it had taken yuuji two rings before he picked up,, he’s never failed to answer your calls whenever you needed him

although he couldn’t see it, you playfully rolled your eyes at his comment and explained, “just wanted to talk and ask what you’re up to.”

he presses the ‘speaker’ icon on his phone, props it on his pillow, and shifts so his hands are folded beneath his neck

honeyed eyes staring at the ceiling, he figures losing a bit of his sleep was worth it if it was for you

“at this hour?”

he chokes out a laugh, voice a tad bit rough as he jokes,, the sound is a kind of gravelly that would’ve caused you to swoon if it wasn’t for your inkling suspicion that he was fast asleep before you called

instantly, your heart drops

“yuu,” you hesitated with a hushed apology, “sorry for waking you up. I just couldn’t sleep so–”

there’s a rustle on the other end of the phone

he must’ve tripped on something because there’s a loud clang followed by a string of curses from his mouth

“I wasn’t sleeping! I was still gaming when you called! I have my headphones on and everything. I’m on, like, level 29 now! so,” he clears his throat, “don’t be sorry that you called.”

you felt the tips of your ears burning– his reassurance was too sweet,, yet you couldn’t help but shyly prod, “you sure?”

“totally, I’ll even send a picture if you don’t believe me.”

after the words leave his lips, your phone dings with a notification and truth be told, yuuji’s contact indicated that he had attached a file

your fingers click on it, curiosity drawing you in, and you’re greeted with a picture of him; perched at his desk with his dark gaming headphones draped over his head

he’s featured with a lazy grin and has three fingers thrown up in a laid-back pose

you’re not focused on that, though

no, you’re instinctively pinching at the screen to zoom in at the enticing dip of his collarbones that peek underneath his nightshirt and how tousled his blushy hair is since it’s so late at night– a different side of yuuji that you’re rarely graced with

you save the picture to your camera roll

caught in a flustered daze, you barely hear him call your name over your ogling, “(y/n)?”

“yup! I see the picture,” you quickly chirp before smoothly changing the topic, “I like the headphones, by the way.”

he chuckles but softens his voice, almost bashful, “well, you are the one that got them for me for my birthday.”

“oh my gosh, you’re right! that was so long ago!”

“it’s only been a month!”

and when the two of you are enraptured in a fit of laughter, he pauses,, lets your gleeful giggle flow through his phone’s speaker and knows that you’re worth every second of his time

“fair point,” you gasp for air as your lips curl into a smile, “what do you want for your next birthday, then?”

yuuji manages to brush aside your inquiry, mentioning that he didn’t need anything, and the two of you chat until the sun slowly rises over the horizon

his eyes lowly droop, threatening to close, but he speaks with the same enthusiasm as when the call begun

you talk about anything and everything

hobbies, worries, the future– the whole lot

yet, you manage to include him in each and every topic

“the beach would be nice in this weather,” you sleepily suggest and hum, “I feel like you’d really like swimming there. lots of fish and seashells to collect. we should go together sometime. maybe for your birthday.”

when he hears your soft breathing over the line, indicating that you’d fallen asleep over the call, yuuji quietly chuckles

“‘for my birthday’ huh? for my birthday, I just,” he repeats your words and confesses with a hushed, “want you to notice me, dummy.”

#jujutsu itadori #jujutsu kaisen #yuuji itadori #itadori yuuji x reader #itadori x reader #yuuji fluff #itadori x y/n #itadori yuuji x you #jjk x reader #itadori fluff

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cashiercomplaints · 2 years

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They’re going to make fun of you the second you leave.

#retail problems #cashier problems #cashier complaints #i hate retail #retail hell #retail #lol #retail memes #meme #customer service #retail life

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xob1tchs · 9 months

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i would really love if you’re able to write a small smut drabble of miguel and the reader being on her period <3

fill the void

miguel o’hara x fem!reader

warnings ; smut, no protection, period sex, dirty talk, pet names

a/n; i knew this was coming 🙏 ya’ll LOVED the ethan one…anyways title inspo! sorry this is so short, hope u still like it :p

Miguel can smell it in the air before it even happens, your body only slightly changing. Tits swelling, sore and earning complaints. Tummy bloated, fatigue take over your every move. It’s his favorite time of the month.

Because he get’s you like this.

An incoherent mess, tears staining your puffy cheeks, lips bitten and red. Pussy lips puffy around the base of his cock, creaming and bleeding on him. You love it too, but that doesn’t stop you from whining in embarrassment. Shying away when he coos out sweet little praises, crying about how filthy this is.

Miguel shakes his head, hands creeping up your waist, pinching and twisting your pert nipples “I can feel that you like baby” he smirks, almost faltering when you clench around him, convulsing and cumming again even as he sits still – basking in the feeling of you split open on his massive cock.

You cream on him so good, making a mess, forcing him to buy new sheets every time. It’s an avoidable problem, he could lay a towel down, but he just can’t help himself. It’s almost like a reward, hearing you complain about the expense, a constant reminder of what goes down.

His hands trail down your body, large fingers pressing into the meat of your thighs, kneading the warm pillowy flesh, before he makes a subtle movement, cock head pressing right against your abused sweet spot.

Your gummy walls contract, a yelp escaping your lips, followed by please and whines. It’s too much, you always say that though. Miguel knows that it’s never enough.

He does it again, hips rolling upwards smoothly, cock pulsating inside of you, swollen and hard as a rock – saving the orgasm till he can’t anymore, ready to fill your stomach with cum – so much so the cashier at the grocery store will yet again, ask how many weeks you are.

That’s what gets him. The image flashing across his mind, quick but vivid.

It’s you. Stomach round, maybe six months, pregnant with his baby. Glowing, beautiful even when creating new life. A wide smile spread across your face as he holds you.

He groans and grunts, leaning forward to rest in the crook of your shoulder, mumbling gentle curses and praises. Making sure to tell you how much he love your pussy, coming in it, how much he loves you. He’s shaking as the last spurts of cum fill you up, stuffed so full it begins to leak out around his cock, mixing with your blood to slip down his balls. A creamy, bloody mess. Absolutely filthy.

And you’ll do it again next month.

#across the spiderverse #miguel smut #miguel x you #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara smut #fanfic smut #spiderman smut #🖤 ; lex talks 2 anons!#my inbox 🫧

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im-yn-suckers · 10 months

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ponyo

i hate that the pictures dont match color-wise, but fuck it

pairing-bf niki x gf reader

warnings-kissing, cuddling, reader is a little whiny and pouty. eating, kinda sleeping, not proofread, lmk what i missed as usual

"but i wanna watch ponyo!" "so? i wanna watch spirited away!"

you wanted to watch ponyo because you wanted to see how they made the ramen. and also because it was a cute movie. niki wanted to watch spirited away. who knows why, he just wanted to.

truth is, he didnt care what movie you watched, as long as it was Studio Ghibli. he just wanted to see you all whiny and pouty. he thought it was cute. no, he thought you were cute when you were angry.

"fine! how about we do rock paper scissors and whoever wins, chooses?" "fine, but the loser doesn't whine.'' ''ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT!"

your fist was in rock formation, his was in paper. "WHAT?!" he just stood there laughing as a pout came across your face.

"not fair, i wanted to see how they made the ramen so we could make it" good excuse, y/n. "fine, we can do another round." he said in fake annoyance.

''ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT!'' tie. "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT!" you both pulled paper in the previous round. niki knew you were most likely to pull scissors next. so what did he do? he pulled out paper. (T-T)

''YAYY!" he partially wanted to see you try to replicate the ramen in ponyo. he also didnt like seeing you sad, even if you were being dramatic.

he watched in awe, and when i saw 'in awe' i mean in awe, as you pulled up the movie and ran to get snacks.

he sat down and grabbed a blanket big enough for the both of you. you came back with some chips and a soft drink.

you sat down next to him, opening the bag of chips. niki put his arm around your shoulder, pulled your head near his face, and pecked you scalp. he opened the can of your shared drink and took a sip.

"I-D-I-O-T! B-U-G O-F-F!" "L-I-S-A, I L-O-V-E Y-O-U" " I-D-I-O-T! I-D-I-O-T! I-D-I-O-T! I-D-I-O-T! I-D-I-O-T! I-D-I-O-T! I-D-I-O-T! B-U-G O-F-F! B-U-G O-F-F! B-U-G O-F-F! B-U-G O-F-F" (yes, i did that. Lisa is an ICONIC character in ponyo. fight me)

"why doesnt Lisa understand that Koichi is working and he just cant come home. like yeah, he said he was going to be there but hes your husband. he works at sea! give him a break!" while you complain about Lisa getting mad at Koichi for not being home, niki takes another sip of your drink and licks his lips.

"she's just salty that her husband isn't home all the time" niki smiles and responds to your whines can complaints. "see, baby? be happy that im not salty about you doing whatever." "we're always together!" and it's true. you guys are always together. "i dont care." "whatever. i still think Lisa just wants Koichi to be with her 24/7"

the movie went on and it came to the ramen part. (istg, if yall dont know what im talking about)

"baby!!!! can we make the ramen once the movie's done?? please??" "do we have everything?" "i dont know. i dont think we have green onion" "once the movie's over, we can walk to the store and buy it, if you want" "yesyyesyesyesyes!!!"

the movie ended and you both got up to leave. you walked in, greeted the cashier and headed to get onion. "baby, do we have ham?" "um, i dont know. i'll ask the guys." "no, its okay, we'll just buy some"

you finished shopping and walked home. it wasnt that far of a walk but your legs hurt.

after getting home and making the ramen, you put on spirited away. niki smiled at your action and pressed a kiss to your forehead. you placed the bowls on the coffee table in the living room almost right away and sat next to niki on the floor. he looked at you and hugged you.

the little moments like these made you realize that, niki is your happiness. the coffe table was far away enough for you to climb into his lap, at least until the food was ready.

"are you tired baby?" niki chuckled at you dozing off on his shoulder. "a little, but im really hungry"

"well, the foods ready so we can eat and then we can go to sleep." you got.off of him slowly and ate your food. after, you and niki went to ash up and go to sleep. after all that, you layed down with your back facing niki, only to be pulled into his embrace with his annoyingly strong arms.

he nuzzled his nose into ypur hair and slowly fell asleep.

the end

yalllllll, im back. ive been gone for so long 😭 but i might not be so active tmw bc i need bloodwork done 😓 the doctors didnt ecen tell me why tho. soooooo, whats new?

(i have writers block gimme ideas)

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kitybur · 9 months

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𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞? | 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐲

⌦ in which you and your boyfriend go to a cat cafe, only to come home with more than you expected. no complaints tho.

— warnings: f!reader, fluff, cats, use of real name

| Howdy, beautiful person. Could i request some mf fluff with Quackity and y/n (she/her if you're comfortable) where they went originally to adopt a kitten from the shelter but came back with all of them because Quack can't say no to her and it's all adorable (and almost tearing up when heard they don't have a home). I think its super adorable |

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at first, the idea sounded like a cute date night. what girl would not love a date at a cat cafe? a place where she could spend all the time she wanted sipping on a warm coffee or tea and indulging with cute fluffy cats while her boyfriend watches with a fond smile and thoughts of 'how did i get so lucky?' fill his head.

well, that's how quackity and his girlfriend spent their evening. quackity had finally had a break in his schedule and wanted nothing more than to spend it with you. in the morning, he cooked you both a breakfast of waffles and fruit as you ate together in the living room, watching a show you had started together a few weeks prior. the rest of the day was spent sharing warm cuddles and soft kisses. small words exchanged between two lovers collided in their own world.

it was only when quackity was scrolling through instagram while his head rested on your chest did he see a video about a cat cafe. the video displayed a woman petting a cat as it rubbed its head against her hand, desperate for attention. quackity quickly sat up, grabbing your hand with a proud smile on his face.

"how about we go on a date?"

and now here you were, standing outside a small cat cafe located in a town of mexico. you were standing on your heels, looking over the building in pure awe. quackity casted a glance at you before grabbing your hand ever so softly and pulling you towards the entrance. as soon as you stepped in, you could smell the intoxicating scent of coffee beans and the sound of giggles from people already in the cat part of the cafe.

you took your place in line, ready for a beverage to start the night before you overwhelmed yourself with the furry friends. you wrapped yourself around quackity's arm, leaning your head on his shoulder as he swayed you both gently back and forth. you only waited in line mere minutes before you were at the cashier. giving them your orders, you stood off to the side with the other costumers waiting for their drinks. you watched the cats closely, finding which one looked like it needed the most loving.

when you had finally gotten your drinks, you made your way into the cat playpen. immediately, you sat yourself down at a table with the cat you had been eyeing near it. sitting your drink down, you reached your hand out for the cat to smell. as soon as your scent entered the cats nose, it nuzzled against your palm. you smiled brightly, and picked the cat up to hold like a baby in your arms. unknowing to you, quackity was taking photos of every moment, wanting to look back on this date in the future.

"alex, look!" you whisperd. "isn't he adorable?" you brought the cat closer to him, as he sat down his coffee on the table with yours. you passed the cat to him and watched how he soothingly rocked the cat back and forth like he was in a rocking chair, the motion putting the cat into a deep slumber. you took out your phone, quickly snapping a photo before looking around the room for your next kitty victim.

you spotted a calico kitten in the corner, trying to climb on the large play structure. your eyes nearly bulged out of your head at how cute the site was. walking over, you picked the kitten up with care and brought it over to quackity, who was still rocking the other cat.

"look at this sweet angel!" you cooed, petting the top of the kittens head. quackity looked between both of the cats, knowing that you would not put them back easily without a fight.

"do you want to adopt them?" he asked, watching your face quickly shift to his. you had on the biggest smile he had seen, his cheeks heating up at the cute reaction.

"do i- do i ever!" you exclaimed with a gasp. you lifted the kitten in your arms in the air. "you're my new baby!"

"hey! what about me?" quackity pouted, the cat in his arms now awake and yawning. you put the kitten back in your arms and moved closer to quackity, pressing a small kiss to his nose.

"you'll always be number one, you dork." you shook your head and sealed your words with a kiss to the lips. he chuckled as he brought you up to the desk that was set up for adoptions in the cat room. once you had filled out paper work and talked to the worker, you were free to take the cats home.

you watched quackity put the cats in the cat crates that the worker provided as you went back to grab your drinks. upon reaching the table, you notice a grey cat standing on the table in all its glory. the cat sees you and tilts its head, meowing. you melt on the spot, forgetting about the drinks and grabbing the cat instead.

"are you ready to go, amour-" quackity turns around and his smile only gets wider as he sees you standing behind him with your own innocent smile, holding another cat close to your face.

"just one more?" is all you had to say for quackity to agree to take him home as well as the other two. he just can't say no to you.

and just like that, your family went from two, to six (including tiger, who now had friends!). quackity knows that getting the cats had made you very happy, and he would buy a million more and be known as the crazy cat couple if it made you the happiest girl in the world.

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a/n: decided to go for a cat cafe route instead, i hope that’s alright! i love cats sm and they all deserve such a loving home. i would have sobbed writing an animal shelter fic. i hope this is to your liking nonetheless! also, new layout, how do we like??

#quackity x y/n #quackity imagines #quackity x reader #quackity x you #quackity #qsmp x reader #dsmp x reader #dsmp x y/n #dsmp quackity #qsmp quackity #qsmp x y/n

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