Now that you’re in your place, as you should be 😌🙇🏼♂️ Mommy wants a triple digit send 👸🏽 the first of you pathetic losers to hand it over will be rewarded with a kick to the balls 🥰💕
Broke boys with smaller sends earn the privilege of imagining my pleasers kicking you in that microscopic dick of yours 💋🤭🤏🏽🍤
I have been quiet on here because I spend my time where most of my paying betas and subs are. They are the ones who earn my attention. So let's catch up. I've had none stop sends, wannabe Dommes are trying to poach the sub I have under UC 🤦🏻♀️, and I'm still enjoying men sending and submitting 🖤 aiming to do some impact sessions soon. Understand you enter Dms with a $30 tribute, and sessions are paid for and no they don't run cheap.
Cattonquick boarding school sweethearts/romeo & Juliet AU
In which Oliver also comes from old money and he and Felix fall in love in boarding school(?). The Quicks and the Cattons have been business partners since Queen Victoria was still kicking so Ollie and Felix have known each other their whole lives (summers and holidays always spent together) but when their family ties are suddenly severed after a hostile fight between their fathers, the boys’ last year at Eton is irrevocably ruined. As a reaction they decide (it was Felix’s idea and he succeeded in cajoling Oliver to agree) to elope run away on the first day of the Christmas holidays (imagine their respective chauffeurs endlessly waiting for them at the school gates lmao) and get married on a whim (also Felix’s idea to somehow "fix" things like ta-da! Can’t separate us now dad, we’re fucking married. Oliver is now a Catton. Family peace restored! No, not really Felix lmao.)
So last night I got struck by the idea lightning and started spontaneously working on a Mafiafell self insert au because I'm insane. Underfell is already basically my favorite au, and while Mafiafell has it's problems (glances surreptitiously at that one infamous fic and comic) I think it has a lot of potential
I love the story in ICIP music video like Käärijä is this animalistic magical creature that murderer Tommy can sense coming from the forest FUCK THAT'S SO FUCKING HOT and then they scent each other and Tommy just LEAVES his grave digging project like completely forgets about it because of this I'M DROOLING OW MY CROTCH
Bet they parked that car on a foggy field and Tommy ate the shit out of that jerussy in it while the Daltons were standing stoic outside guarding looking away YEOWWWCH ✨✨✨
tommime wants a smooch <3 but first he has to climb over an invisible wall, and when he gets to the kissing booth giant k refuses to accept tommime's invisible mime money as payment. tommime has to find another way to get a kiss, and starts doing his mime dance but giant k is still not impressed. tommime figures he should bring giant k a giant glass of red wine and a giant croissant (both of these consumables are normal sized to giant k). giant k takes a sip of red wine, which stains his lips, and a bite of the croissant, then he proceeds to kiss tommime on his cheeks, leaving smooch marks on his cheeks because of the red wine on giant k's lips giant k ends up patting tommime on the head as a way of thanking him for bringing wine and a croissant (he's been sitting in the kiss booth for so long without any snacks or anything to drink hihi)
I hope this isn't too complicated 💕💕💕
(and I just wanted to add that this was such a cute and funny idea, thank you so much for doing this <3)
Oh wow 😵📝🤯😂 that's some crazy idea! Hope you don't mind that I changed it a bit ahaha 🙈