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paradoxunknown · 2 years
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I - not them purposely avoiding mentioning Mox (when he was Dean Ambrose) when talking about MITB cash ins…on Seth… IN VEGAS…as if that wasn’t the night all three Shield members held the title in one night.
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thechemistryset · 2 years
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Alberto De Martino, L'anticristo, 1974
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brokeandfamouseu · 2 months
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litewerk. //2024
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chongoblog · 5 days
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dlw-wrestling · 3 months
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Dragon Lee Vs. Akira Tozawa: DLW Alpha Championship Match
* Dragon Lee’s Music Hits *
Then Dragon Lee Walks Through The Curtain, Walks Down The Ramp And Gets In The Ring.
* Akira Tozawa’s Music Hits *
Then Akira Tozawa Walks Through The Curtain, Walks Down The Ramp And Gets In The Ring.
THE MATCH STARTS:
wasted no time, their high-energy offense captivating the crowd from the get-go. Dragon Lee launched into the air, exhibiting astonishing acrobatics, propelled by jet thrusters hidden beneath his boots that allowed him to defy gravity. Tozawa unleashed his groundbreaking martial arts skills, fueled by his technologically enhanced suit, granting him superhuman speed and precision.
Amidst the flurry of moves and breathtaking displays, both athletes battled fiercely for control of the match. Sensing the excitement permeating the arena, Dragon Lee tapped into his mystical connection with dragons and summoned an ethereal Dragon Shield. The shield enveloped his body, protecting him momentarily from Tozawa's aggressive onslaught, which intensified with each passing moment.
To retaliate, Akira Tozawa activated his suit's hidden defense mechanism, turning his gloves into electrified weapons. With every swift strike, bolts of lightning crackled and traveled through the ring ropes, challenging Dragon Lee's resilience. Undeterred, Dragon Lee channeled his ancient dragon essence, igniting a blaze within his fists that matched the ferocity of Tozawa's electric surges.
The battle continued to escalate as the once serene bamboo forest transformed into a dark underworld, where ominous shadows and ghastly creatures loomed. Undaunted, Dragon Lee conjured wisps of fire to fend off the sinister beasts, while Tozawa utilized his futuristic technology to disorient them with blinding strobe lights, clearing a path for his relentless offense.
The final minutes of the match approached, and the crowd held their breath in suspense, marveling at the innovative spectacle unfolding before them. Dragon Lee, channeling the wisdom of his ancestors, unleashed his ultimate maneuver, the "Dragon's Enigma." With a breathtaking combination of speed and power, he soared through the air, delivering a devastating flying dragon kick To Akira Tozawa.
Dragon Lee Picks Up The Unconscious Body Of Akira Tozawa Then Delivers A Powerbomb. Dragon Lee Pins Akira Tozawa.
The Referee Counts 1! 2! 3!
Ring Announcer: “Here Is Your Winner Via Pinfall And The New DLW Alpha Champion, Dragon Lee”
Commentator: “Dragon Lee Is The Champion”
* Jimmy Uso’s Music Hits *
Commentator: “Mr Money In The Bank, Jimmy Uso Is Here"
Jimmy Uso Runs To The Ring And Hits Dragon Lee With The Briefcase.
Then Jimmy Uso Hands The Briefcase To The Referee.
Ring Announcer: “Ladies And Gentlemen Jimmy Uso Is Cashing In His DLW Money In The Bank Contract”
THE MATCH STARTS:
Then Jimmy Uso Delivers A Superkick To Dragon Lee. Jimmy Uso Goes To The Top Rope And Delivers The Uso Splash.
But Jimmy Uso Gets Dragon Lee Up. Then Jimmy Uso Delivers The Killswitch To Dragon Lee. Jimmy Uso Pins Dragon Lee. 
Then The Referee Counts 1! 2! 3!
Ring Announcer: “Here Is Your Winner Via Pinfall And The New DLW Alpha Champion, Jimmy Uso”
Commentator: “Jimmy Uso Cashes In And Becomes The New DLW Alpha Champion”
Jimmy Uso Stands Tall With The DLW Alpha Championship As The Show Went Off Air.
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*canonballs into 2024 bc i've grown inured to the horrors and am overdue to be bedazzed by the wonders* giddyeup bitch
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inkskinned · 9 months
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you're in the habit of denying yourself things.
if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.
but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?
what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.
and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.
you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.
so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.
it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.
sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.
oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.
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miagoreprincess · 16 days
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are your dms open for me?
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the-cimmerians · 5 months
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Today, ProPublica reports on yet another big change that stands to solve a decades-long problem we first learned about back in 2016, closing a huge loophole that allowed states to divert federal antipoverty funds to governors’ pet projects, like promoting abstinence, holding “heathy marriage” classes that did nothing to prevent out-of-wedlock births, funding anti-abortion “clinics” to lie about abortion “risks,” sending middle-class kids to private colleges, and other schemes only tangentially related to helping poor kids. It’s the same loophole that Mississippi officials tried to drive a truck through to divert welfare funds to former sportsball man Brett Favre’s alma mater, for a volleyball palace. [ ]
The agency has proposed new rules — open for public comment until December 1 — aimed at nudging states to actually use TANF funds to give cash to needy parents, not fill budget holes or punish poor people.
One change will put an end to the scheme Utah used to substitute LDS church funds for welfare, by prohibiting states
from counting charitable giving by private organizations, such as churches and food banks, as “state” spending on welfare, a practice that has allowed legislatures to budget less for programs for low-income families while still claiming to meet federal minimums.
Another new rule will put the kibosh on using TANF to fund child protective services or foster care programs, which are not what TANF is supposed to be for, damn it.
And then there’s the simple matter of making sure that funds for needy families go to needy families, not to pet projects that have little to do with poverty:
The reforms would also redefine the term “needy” to refer only to families with incomes at or below 200% of the federal poverty line. Currently, some states spend TANF money on programs like college scholarships — or volleyball stadiums — that benefit more affluent people.
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thisisalovestry · 1 year
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thundersyst3m · 2 months
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How to support your local DID system:
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tylerposey · 12 days
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Will McDonald & James Majoos as Ca$h & Darren Rivers Heartbreak High (2.04)
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prideprejudce · 1 year
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the fact that reboots used to be like thirty or forty years apart and are now instead like 3-10 years apart is absolutely ridiculous. like are we so trapped in a capitalist hellscape that instead of us naturally cherishing a beloved piece of media like it deserves and looking forward to NEW stories with NEW universes we have to watch the same thing over and over and over again with reboot after reboot after reboot until that media has been so sucked dry that us as an audience are literally sick at the mere mention of it
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