Nice!
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Step up and see the amazing magical Sartorialist! Watch as he makes his bow tie disappear just by nodding! How DOES he do it?
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: Italo Ferretti
Hats: Christy’s
Socks: Carlo Chiocchio
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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Change only happens when stress is added.
(Unknown) via Carlo Chiocchio
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Mr. Chiocchio!
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POV: Trying to figure out why no one else is wearing a full three piece suit and hat to dinner in the Caribbean. I suppose there are just some things we will never know
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: Italo Ferretti
Hats: Christy’s
Socks: Carlo Chiocchio
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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“I would like to do ——- to you”
“Dear Lord, I don’t have the dry cleaning budget for that!”
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hat: Bates
Socks: Carlo Chiocchio
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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"Who wears a tie anymore? Not ME!"
"Yes but they are out there... in the wild stalking you... watching you... and your only warning is the soft rustle of silk and BAM! It's suddenly around you neck and making you look subperb despite your best efforts!" <EVIL LAUGHTER>
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hat: Bates
Socks: Carlo Chiocchio
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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If you can afford a suit, you can afford a gastric bypass
Oh wait wait I know this one!! Marie Antoinette quote right? No, a Kardashian then? Kim? No? Khloe? Ugh this so hard!!
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hat: Bates
Shirt: Brooks Brothers
Socks: Carlo Chiocchio
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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Suitylocks and the 3 drinks:
He tried the margarita but it was toooo sour
He tried another margarita but it was toooo sweet
He tried a glass of wine and it was juuuuuust right
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: Italo Ferretti
Hat: Christy’s
Socks: Carlo Chiocchio
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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“Look at this goofy guy”
“Personally I think I look much more like Winnie The Pooh than Goofy.”
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Braces: Albert Thurston
Socks: Carlo Chiocchio
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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“Has anyone ever told you, you look like Mr. French?”
“For the last time, Jody and Buffy ran away on their own! I had nothing to do with it!”
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hat: Bates
Socks: Carlo Chiocchio
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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When it’s 3 days until Christmas and your suit isn’t back from the dry cleaners, some Elves were found in flagrante delicto and Blitzen is blitzed.
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: Italo Ferretti
Hats: Bates
Socks: Carlo Chiocchio
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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User Willie_Wonka: “You need to eat more salads”
“Um, I don’t take diet advice from people who make candies devised to turn children into blueberries.”
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: Italo Ferretti
Braces:
Socks: Carlo Chiocchio
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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“You’re as wide as you are tall!”
“Yes I’m basically SpongeBob with rounded edges.”
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Braces: Albert Thurston
Socks: Carlo Chiocchio
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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