I was woke from my slumber by a mysterious bang coming from my kitchen. I exit the bed cautiously and grab my nerf gun, holding it close to my chest. Who could be in my kitchen at 3 am in the morning? Had someone broken in? My thoughts were interrupted by another crash, and the door flew open. This must be the acts of a ghost.. So, who am I going to call?
“GHOST BUSTERS!” A voice shouted from the kitchen, startling me.
I fell to the ground and cursed under my breath, trying to stay hidden. I quickly yet quietly shut the door, covering my mouth.
The voice reoccurred a minute later, sounding closer than before... almost like it was right outside the room.
“If there’s something weird, and it don’t look good.. Who ya gonna call?”
Out of instinct, I responded, “Ghostbusters!”
Why did I do that? It’s almost as though I was possessed.. like someone was speaking for me. I didn’t mean to, but I just blew my own cover.
“Ha!” The intruder laughed before politely knocking.
“Come in!” I said welcomingly, opening the door for the stranger.
I backed up, waiting for someone to enter. I was timid. I couldn’t breathe. This looked like the end for me. I could hear Jesus calling out for me, almost like a siren. It was oddly beautiful...
Jesus’ singing was rudely interrupted by the ghost finally confronting me. But.. It wasn’t a ghost at all.. It was....
MY BEST FRIEND?!?!?!
“Jesus, Rose, you scared the shit out of me-“
“Hey!” Jesus shouted, frowning at me.
“Oop- sorry Jesus. Love you.”
He smiled and patted my head, turning to Rose and saying, “You were always my favorite child.”
Jesus left without another word, leaving me in shock.
“Anyways, I just came to make sure you remembered to wear your pants.” Rose told me, grinning that crunchy grin.
“Of course I am. You know I never forget... Are you?”
My best friend showed up to my house, that I had mistaken for a ghost, to ask me if I was wearing pants.. and forgot to wear pants.
Silly girl, always forgetting her pants!! LOL.
I asked, “Haha! Anyways, you wanna go dress up as loki and thor and scare some children?”
We rode of into the distance in our costumes, one of us pantless... *cough* my friend *cough*
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