Hey Sup. So, i made a fnf au. The au is called Friday Night Funkin' Animal Kingdom. Of course in the name you already know what it is. This au will soon have it’s own little story and everything. Anyway-
Steve: *Gently taps table*
John: *Taps back*
Ted: What are they doing?
skittles: Morse code.
Steve: *Aggressively taps table*
John: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Ted: Dammit, Steve!
Steve: What?! It wasn’t me!
Ted: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, John!
John: Not me either.
Ted: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Steve: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
skittles: Should we do something?!
John, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
Ted: Why are you on the floor?
Steve: I'm depressed.
Steve: Also I was stabbed, can you get John, please.
Ted: John, my old arch enemy.
Steve: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Ted: I have a life outside of you, Steve.
Ted, driving Steve and John: So how was your day?
Steve: We almost got surprise adopted!
John: We almost got kidnapped.
Ted: Oh, okay.
Ted: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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