vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme
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You’re Ruben Hopclap. You’re a teen rock star headlining a local festival. Your interim principal attempts to kill you multiple times. The elusive crush you wrote all your songs about vanishes with some other kids and returns covered in gore. The most popular guy in school jumps fifteen feet in the air, turns to you with a smirk and says, “I’m actually a huge fan,” and spears said principal through the core. Your crush boards a bus going who knows where. Someone gets on a mic and tells everyone to go home. It’s been four minutes.
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reducing jack to just bad queer rep is so wild to me like were u guys alive in the 2000s. here is a time travelling faggot he is hypermasculine and shamelessly effeminite and has one of the most bitterly brave death scenes u have ever witnessed in ur young life oh wait he can never die. they invented a poof who could never die
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new moon (part 3)
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The Marvels trio consists of an amnesiac woman with PTSD, an overworked astronaut with major emotional trauma and a sixteen-year-old forced to confront the horrors of war when she should be fighting low-level crime at most. How the FUCK are they the most emotionally healthy and responsible team in the MCU.
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The World's Tree
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Thor (2011)
Loki (2023) — 2.06 “Glorious Purpose”
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Just a friendly reminder of how HUGE Price is compared to Farah 😩
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spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo
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i was thinking about this then i forgot about it and then i woke up dreaming about him again
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my girlfriend and my coworker are both slick and sleek and full of secrets
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harry truman and the procrastinated sexuality crisis
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“Oh Ghost’s ass-“ “Ghost has great ass-“
“Soap’s tits are huge-“ “Soap’s chest is loaded-“
WHAT ABOUT PRICE HUH?!
WHAT. ABOUT. JOHNATHAN.
AHHHHHHH
P l e a s e
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Ultra Magnus has to step in to be like 'the right to trial by combat was removed from the constitution 10 million years ago'
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The height difference got me (again), these men are so tall!
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Rex has a new workout buddy
Silly little companion (in spirit, if not in writing - but a man can dream) to The Art of Losing (Is Hard to Master) by the amazing @insertmeaningfulusername, the second chapter of which has just gone up this week! the little fluffball finally has a name!! :3
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monster!au sketchdump #2
1-2: monster swap!! purely indulgent, since if they were actually these monsters from the start, they'd all have turned out different.
3: price in his prime! he was a real tank, but he grew out of his destructive phase.
4: preening time with gaz <3
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never forget james flint parallel parked a fucking warship
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