#cant eat any

[obsob]

the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)

#mine #original #i cannot even begin to explain the anguish. the torment. this drawing has brought me #and i STILL dont like it. i simply cant work on it any longer i cant i cant. i must be rid of it #eating drywall as we speak #you want to know how many weeks ive worked on this. THREE. ALMOST. #you want to know how long my other cat drawings take me ?? 3 days absolute MAX #anyway. begon foul creature etc #i havent left extremely long tags for a long while hello everyone good lord there are many of you #we are going stratford this weekend very exciting #its going to be a little chilly and i want to take my new coat with me but issue its not chilly right now so i cant wear it onto the train #i do not think. i can. stuff it into my suitcase i dont think that will happen #i am sure i will figure it out #also. no longer vegan . eggs have won me over. egg egg egg. #im having to restrain myself SO hard from buying more wool i want a shawl i want a shawl #i want more cute DRESSES why are nice comfy dresses 10000£ #i look on vinted and its like dresses for popping your pussy in like not. the vibe im going for thank u #anyway. im going to eat crackers now

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Oh my gosh.

Thank you so much for- for meeting up with me.

Really- I'm really looking forward to- to this evening. I haven't been able to get out a lot lately.

Been, well hah you know how it is. So busy.

Yeah... But you know it's just nice to spend time with people um, and go out and do stuff, ya know?

I mean there's a whole city here, but works been kinda tight um, so I don't- so I don't have a lot of money. So you can buy tonight, right?

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Audio Source

#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #he sounds so gay here i cant stand it (positive) #yes of course anything for you sweetie even my entire savings account <- down horrendously #he doesn't have any pockets you should have known he has no money #you fell for his trick #he doesn't even eat he just sits there and complains the whole time (trust me) #I tried my best to get rid of the background music but theres only so much i can do lol

[ear-motif]

idc what the actual definition of side character is I’m defining it as characters that only appeared in a couple eps and/or didn’t make a huge difference in the plot

#nbc hannibal #perseverated over whether gjh counted but included him bc he coulda been any killer w a kid and i think it woulda worked #not including bella or margot or mason bc theyre too plot-relevant imo #polls #for me its randal tier ofc. i cant stop thinking abt him help hes eating my neurons

[gothwizardmagic]

honestly bogor feels so much like a Tumblr Comic it was so far ahead of its time

its a comic from aotearoa made in the 70s/80s abt a lumberjack living alone in the forest considering the philosophical ramifications of his job

trying not to lose his shit living completely alone for years at a time

and hanging out with the hedgehogs running wild in his forest, who are his only companions

the hedgehogs also have a strong affinity for.... plants people have been illicitly planting in the forest

basically bogor rules and i wish more people knew about it

also his name is bogor

#there were stories abt the snails the hedgehogs eat too but i cant find any of them online #anyway bogor rules #kiwiblogging #bogor

[solargeist]

Oh oh if we're feeding Grian, I'd like to offer him a White Person Taco. (Don't want it to he too spicy for him!!!)

-Lunar (a white person who also can't handle spice)

omg right he's british he cannot handle spice ADJGKADJGK

i imagine Watchers can spawn food bc they know how it's made, like, every single component, i think if they offered him a taco he'd be genuinely impressed, like, its so much to remember.

he's also a bit iffy about the meat.

#ask #watchers r just advanced crafters #i enjoy spicy food but ive had white people tacos bc i avoid beef and pork #quick doodle bc im starting to die #i wonder if grian gets real weird abt food. he cant get it by himself. and even then its weird its spawned by magic #theyve already explained it to him. its as real as any apple you pick. its structured the same way. threaded. coded. whatever. #a taco is also funny bc i have been imagining him eating only minecraft food. #i forget in a story i can give him other food. why am i only giving him apples #doodle tag #evoau #my art #watcher mum always gives him sliced fruit to eat <3

[skitskatdacat63]

Was trying to find reference pics, and came across this pic of Jense having what feels like an uh...private moment with a pastry

#croissant? idk i cant tell #hes real i also make that face when eating pastries #but man it took me out 😭😭😭 #i think hes very handsome but all those modeling fics make me laugh #well anyways off topic but #if you have any portraiture type handsome pics of jense or mark. pls send them my way 🫡 i need ref desperately LOL #jenson button

[cold-neon-ocean]

My dogs my beloved dogs!! The first line of beastial spirit vine soldiers from my LoK AU. Created by Baatar when during experimentation, he discovered the spirit energy after being condensed causes the vines to react strangely to machinery and processed material. Turning the inorganic to organic.

These soldiers are comprised of spirit vines that have mutated in reaction to the condensed activated spirit energy and adhered themselves to the suits. Similar to "mimics" in a way, they can conceal their mouths fully so they're indistinguishable from human soldiers, though very astute earthbenders may notice they neither breathe nor have a heartbeat.

#LoK #Legend of Korra #LoK AU: Sovereign Guard #Neon Ocean Art #[ *pointing* looookk my puppies! #they are so 'get your fuckin dog bitch. it dont bite. yes it do' coded you know??? #I've had these sketches for nearly 3 years omfg that is how long I've been wanting to talk about them #and this is only series 1 there are other variants including the mecha suits #There is so much more going on with them as well #they aren't sentient they cant think at all #in essence they are funny little plant dudes hehehe #only Baatar and Kuvira know about them and they're hidden throughout their forces #of course they can't do any bending either but that doesn't mean they aren't capable of holding their own #any time you see an immediate security detail around Baatar specifically you can guarantee it's mostly comprised of these #they start out rather simplistic where they just take orders and not much else #but over time they start slowly mutating on their own such as becoming more prone to reacting to Baatar's emotions without him realizing #or taking commands he hasn't said yet #they're also the perfect disposal service for things you want gone and not found #they'll eat anything ]

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i have finally landed a job interview and i have Such mixed feelings about it

#on one hand: fucking finally i will be making my own money #on the other hand. sigh. #cant wait to do something i dont enjoy for at least eight hours per day five days a week #clenching my fist and thinking about the things i can buy to convince myself this is worth it #crafts. i can contribute to kofis. art. tasty beverage without feeling monumentally guilty. saving up to move somewhere i want to be #absolutely unprompted #i would add on the pro that id be less of a family disappointment #But that ship has long since sailed. any pride my parents express will just make me uncomfortable/mad so technically its a con! #'finally youre contributing to society' i dont WANT to contribute to society #society is a capitalistic hellscape. society needs a fucking reform #fuckign... biting people... #i belong in the paleolithic area. i would kill it at hunter-gathering. everyone would want me in their hunting/foraging group #id live so bright and fast and then die of eating the wrong mushroom... as nature intended...

[ogsherlockholmes]

Currently knee deep in Granada Holmes (thank you everyone who sent links to it, I’m currently watching it on the Internet Archive) and I’m still in shock from The Empty House episode. I mean, excuse me? 

Excuse me?

EXCUSE ME?

The faint when Watson saw Sherlock? The face caress? Not even checking the temperature, that was a CARESS? The way they were basically...sitting on each other? And Watson just casually with his collar off? GRIPPING his arms? Sherlock stretching like a FUCKING CAT? Watson FRAMED the note? It was his MOST TREASURED POSSESSION?????? Sherlock wanted to shout his name BUT. HE. COULDN’T? Sherlock telling Watson he has a kinder heart? The way he hugs Mrs Hudson? Sherlock wanting to sleep on Watson’s couch? My bedroom is at your disposal? 

MY BEDROOM IS AT YOUR DISPOSAL? 

-Watson, extremely heterosexual man

TUCKING HIM IN. HE. TUCKED. HIM. IN. 

Half of this is in the canon but someone should have warned me. Nearly died.

#eat your fucking heart out bbcsherlock #i cant get over the face caress #or the bedroom thing #or when he tucked him in #or any of it #granada holmes #Sherlock Holmes #Sherlock #sherlockholmes #ACD #acd canon #johnlock

[blinkpen]

I have looked at your art for years and it was only this week that I found out that Charlie’s little shiba inu looking eyebrow patches has been his nostrils this entire time.

yeahuh! and there's a reason they're all the way up there

he's eating a giant novelty cherry pie actually they're just normal men! just innocent men

#could not be any less normal or any less innocent #mog art #doodles #ask x #charlie k #monster boy #anthro #blood #its probably jaren talking but i have no idea what movie they'd be trying to watch #rarely has the attention span for TV which makes this so so tragic he finally conquered the ADD brain and now... Eating Noises #now he cant enjoy the movie and it'll be 6 months before he can try again truly the saddest thing to ever happen to any of these idiots #anyway at least now we know another reason it took Paisley so damn long to dump his ass

[lunarharp]

day 1 - fashion/clothes swapping

#witch hat tag #orufrey #orufreyweek2023 #sup lol. i dont really care much for any of this 😭 feels like i cant draw faces today. just umm warming up for the event then i guess. #cause i actually want to draw some cool stuff this week and push myself instead of just scrombling for hours #this is a mix of trying on each others stuff (pre 'getting together' so to speak.) and fancy outfits (when they're on future dates maybe.) #i like the kiss.. drawing them In the Future.. not something i do much at all..BUT ITS THEIR WEEK BABEY!!!!! #I'LL DRAW IT ALL!!!!! #yes i drew for hours today i really need to ummmmmmmmm Eat

[stressedmonster101]

ok gen question abt tma.

why the archives. like girl archival is such a lame job. no fucking wonder you got a wet cat of an Archivist, someone who works in archival is inherently gonna be a wet cat. ask stupid questions (who wants to work in my archives?) get stupid answers (the most pathetic Special Little Boy to ever work at your institute)

#coming from someone whos gonna have an archival/library job #girl you couldve picked any other department to find your human sacrifice to all dread powers #“oh its cause tye archivist reads all the statements and sees the fear of all the statement givers” ok?? #it could just as easily be the person who takes the statements #AND then theres actually ppl there for the eye to Eat or whatever #you couldve picked the research guys bc they get into the most dangerous shit #they get to interact w the statement givers and see how the fear shaped them #and go get the evidences of the supernatural bss #new headcanon that the only reason the eye picked the archivist to be its Special Little Guy is because it has a cool title #like you cant be intimidating when your title is “the Researcher” or “the Interviewer” or “the Receptionist” #the magnus archives #tma #the archivist #the beholding #the eye

[haii2u]

my ghoul Mellie with a friendly little critter

#fallout #fallout oc #ghoul #any female born after the great war cant cook all they know is throw grenade be bald eat blamco mac n cheese and lie

[oceanwithouthermoon]

my favorite genre of saiki k fics is when theres like semi-slow burn of all his friends discovering more of his true self and theres a power reveal eventually, so now they know that their preconceived image of him was wrong and in actuality hes literally the strongest guy they know (or the strongest guy ever)

so they start having a NEW image of him in their head, and... sure its much more true than before, but now there are NEW misconceptions..

so of course, right when they start thinking of him as this heroic and powerful guy who takes all his problems in stride, then something happens or EVERYTHING happens and his persona comes crashing down and they see an even NEWER part of him.. one that they never imagined he couldve had with either the old OR the new images they had of him in their heads..

#the 'new side of him' varies because its just him showing a lot of emotion #since he usually doenst at all #so its just them seeing him break for the first time but it could be shown in anger OR sadness OR even happiness ?? #like at the end of the volcano scene where he smiles at them for the first and theyre all shocked and feel like theyre seeing a new him #and then he ERASES THAT FROM EXISTENCE AND IT NEVER HAPPENED AND THEYVE STILL NEVER SEEN HIM SMILE #other than when hes eating... #anyway the last time i read one of these was around when i first started having a presence in this fandom so uh #i dont actually have any recs and cant find them LOL i'll have to start looking again #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[skitskatdacat63]

Hello guys!!!!! Aforementioned project is finally finished 🫠 It was meant to be just a simple weekend project, and ended up being 30+ hours over the period of like four days. I don't think I'm an actual normal human anymore. This is the project that caused everyone in my life to question my mental and physical wellbeing and health. But I'm super excited to share this all of you!!!! Please enjoy!!!! Even if you don't like vettonso, I hope this is still interesting????

If you make any, please reblog this or tag me in it! I'm excited to see what other people, other than just me suffering alone in my bedroom, make out of this!!! <3

#jesus christ i cant believe i actually made this 😭😭 #originally earlier last week i was like ahhh i wanna draw more of them in different eras(like the timeswap au) #and then randomly wanted to draw every single racesuit(nightmare) #and then im like WAIT I CAN MAKE A PICREW OUT OF THIS #no joke when i say i dont think i was a human this weekend #it was truly: eat. sleep. draw. eat. draw. sleep. draw. eat. draw. draw. sleep. #the screentime count on my ipad is soooooo fucking bad im ashamed dhfjfkkg #i dont think picrews are meant to be made in the span of a weekend #*weakly* i did it~ #again as i said in the description. please request if you want anything added!!! #i dont know if ill get to it immediately bcs i just spent 30+ hours psychologically torturing myself #i actually feel so ill JSJFKGLGLG but im happy w it and i wouldnt have gone back and changed any of the process #tho the evolution of 'im having so much fun' to groaning every time i opened up my ipad again was so funny #thank you so much to suzuki i could have never have done this without your support and encouragement 🥹🥹 #hoping this picrew works as a blood sacrifice to the good health and wellbeing of the amr24. the car that is launching today! #also istg i am going to dm shill and self reblog this with no shame. it is my magnum opus(as of now) #now i am going to sleep and not touch my ipad for a while djfkkglg #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #catie.art. #vettonso #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

[ladykyriaa]

Jinshi always having his favourite things taken away is such a fucked up memory actually can we talk about it more please???

#the apothecary diaries #imagine being a 5 y.o something and you not allowed to be obsessed or take a liking to a single TOY #like that would fuck me up so bad #i once saw a dog training video (?) idk its been a long time ive forgotten it #and basically after theyre taken from the hound. you gotta train them to be patient with their food and stuff #i.e making them wait a certain time before eating #they've gotten so used to inhaling their food quickly because there's this fear of their food being taken away by other dogs #AND I KNOW THIS CANT BE COMPARED #but like #i think about it sometimes #and it hurts :( #all his impatience regarding maomao. is that not the same as the dogs not wanting their food be taken away? :( #i think my periods coming up this is making me emotional way more than it had any right to