Yes, Ted, you fucking CHUD. It is. And it’s the vision over 60% of Americans share. You’re the asshole, buddy, not the Democrats.
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I went to stop Ted Cruz from going to Cancun during the Texas freeze but he picked up his duffel bag and knocked me out at the airport.
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I'll just say it . . . Santa Cruz!
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Sorry for Politics on Main but i need Texans to vote
Vote for all the kids in Uvalde who can never vote
Vote for the trans kid sitting in the wrong clothes with the wrong name at school getting bullied
Vote for the teachers having to double triple quadruple work with no appreciation or pay increase
Vote for all the girls who couldn’t get abortions and are now dead due to unsafe care
Vote for those who’s lived got ruined in Harvey or The Freeze
Vote for me, the queer girl who can’t be her true self cause of where she lives
Fucking vote dude i cannot emphasize this enough
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Cancun Cruz sounds desperate.
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Me when it’s summertime in Texas:
Snow and cold are the only things I long for in this eternally burning landscape around me. Sweet gentle flakes where are you? Why must our region be cursed to have no relief from this ever present stifling humidity and heat???
Me when it’s finally under 70 degrees F in Texas:
I will not survive this harsh winter landscape.
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Of course he is. He’s not happy when people gets help because he’s evil.
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