#can’t convince me otherwise

[sarahthebanished]

Eddie loves to kiss. He loves to make out until his lips are burning, red and hot from friction. He loves to wrap his tongue around yours. He loves to suck your bottom lip into his and nibble at it. Eddie loves to kiss until he can’t breathe. He loves to smush his nose against your face. He loves sloppy kisses, rough kisses, angry kisses, I missed you kisses, you’re so beautiful kisses, I need you kisses. He loves good morning kisses, goodnight kisses, making dinner together kisses, movie watching kisses. He loves to pin you down on the mattress and kiss you hard, rutting himself against your thigh. He loves to kiss you soft, his lips barely pressing against yours while he cradles your head in his ringed hand. He loves to taste himself on you. He loves to make you taste yourself on him. Eddie loves to kiss.

#eddie headcanons #can’t convince me otherwise #those lips of his are dangerous #eddie munson #just thinking about things #eddie munson smut

[kukos-satellite]

What if Keith just hates the smell of coconuts but Lance loves it? Just imagining Keith gagging over the smell while Lance thinks it’s the most refreshing smell on the face of the Earth? Lance has also given Allura a coconut before to try it out

Keith: *gags at the smell of the coconut*

Lance: *gets instant serotonin and his muscles relax because the smell of the coconut*

Keith: *hard core side eyeing Lance as judgmental as possible*

Lance: *returned the side eyeing to Keith*

Then they make out after bickering over it 💋

#voltron legendary defender #klance headcanon #keith kogane #klance #lance mcclain #this totally happened #can’t convince me otherwise #KS: incorrect voltron posts

[teisubrainrot]

my first thought when I saw the infinite wealth trailer and kiryu met the 3jimbos was that they went to the north because Saejima wanted to fight a fucking bear again

#it remains a headcanon ever since #can’t convince me otherwise #the jimas #they have all the comedic potential #like a dragon #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza #like a dragon infinite wealth #saejima taiga #kiryu kazuma #3jima #text post

[reinekefoxart]

Got inspired by the discord add on’s. Gave me some futuristic vibes so here is sniper Snape….

(He is now my profile so @slytherinsneakers doesn’t need to see the freaky human horse)

#fanart #snape art #severus snape #snape fanart #sniper snape #he would be a sniper #can’t convince me otherwise #hp fandom #digital art #now I have a proper Profile pic #just for you heathy #snaper

[revengemode]

2023 will be disappointing again huh

#2.5 out of 10 nominations is a sad state of affairs #can’t convince me otherwise

[fallenorder-incorrectquotes]

Kata: Did you cut your finger, Cal?

Cal: Yeah.

Kata: Let me kiss it! Merrin always gives me kisses when I get an ouchie.

Cal: ... huh.

**Later**

Cal: Mosey, I need you to hit me as hard as you possibly can.

#submission #merrical may not be my favorite ship #but this is adorable and hilarious #can’t convince me otherwise #thanks for the submission 🖤 #source: tumblr #mosey the beast hunter would pack quite a punch #kata #cal kestis #merrin #merrical #jedi survivor #jedi survivor incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes

[nobody3xe]

People that mischaracterize vil<<

#can’t convince me otherwise #loyal to the queen #twisted wonderland #twst #twst wonderland #disney twst #twst imagines #vil #twst vil schoenheit #twst vil #vil schoenheit #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader

[hexpea]

screaming without the s 🫠

🎥:sanzussie on tiktok

#he’s a sub #can’t convince me otherwise #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #choso #choso kamo #kamo choso #video #adrian's rambles

[whackacole3]

Aasim: there’s a “u” in stupid for a reason.

Mitch: well— there’s an “i” in stupid too!

Aasim:

Mitch: OH FUCK OFF—

#twdg #the walking dead game #twdg mitch #mitch twdg #twdg aasim #aasim twdg #twdg incorrect quotes #they’re besties #can’t convince me otherwise

[boilingcowboy]

#im sorry but this pic needed a post for itself #he just has that energy #can’t convince me otherwise #joel tlou #joel miller #tlou #tlou hbo #the last of us hbo #the last of us #tlou stuff

[avernusreject]

Foreplay for durgetash is basically a consensual full ass brawl as they try to control the other. It’s not a good time, unless someone needs a potion of superior healing by the end

#I’m just picturing a WWE smack down ngl 😂 #‘here comes durge with the chair’ #these two were full ass psychos in the sack #can’t convince me otherwise #durgetash #the dark urge #gortash #bg3

[justyourlocalbat]

Hades: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Zeus meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

#This happend #can’t convince me otherwise #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #greek pantheon #incorrect quotes #greek myths #hades #zeus #not so incorrect quotes

[polly-sly]

no one asked but

the best thing in fics for me is when they’re so madly in love (and have been for a long time) that during their first kiss/sex/whatever both of them are so overwhelmed that are about to pass out completely

#I’ve been there #it’s awesome #so romantic #can’t convince me otherwise #sebastian x ominis fanfiction #ominis x sebastian #sebastian sallow #ominis #sebinis #sebastian x ominis #gauntlow

[vacationship]

Um let me count the signs that Syd and Carmy are attracted to each other this is ridiculous

#sydcarmy #can’t convince me otherwise

[fallenorder-incorrectquotes]

Cal: *holds lightsaber in front of a probe droid’s camera like a beauty guru*

#he has definitely done this #can’t convince me otherwise #source: valentinesvampire #cal kestis #bd 1 #jedi fallen order #jedi survivor #cere junda #greez dritus #merrin #jedi survivor incorrect quotes #jedi fallen order incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes

[weepingpeachdragon]

Sooooo, Gift of the Night Fury, do you think Hiccup did that mating flight knowing it was the completion of the courting ritual or? Him somehow? Doing that for the first time? Without prompting?

I’m all for the “Hiccup is a genius but also a complete dumbass that isn’t aware he has already been mated for years until…”

But come on. There is no way he suddenly does a mating flight, right after mating season, after his dragon, who left, not to find a mate like all the other dragons, but instead to get him a courting gift the precious helmet that he lost, WITHOUT FUCKING KNOWING WHAT HE IS DOING.

Seriously, Hiccup 100% knew what Toothless meant. And 100% reciprocated.

#also that hug #gah #so fangirling #love it #so much #gift of the night fury #toothless #hiccup #httyd #toothcup #mates #mated pair #canon #can’t convince me otherwise #peachdragon