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#can you tell I have daddy issues
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I have matsuzaki brainrot
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delirium11 · 2 years
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this episode kills me every single time
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fyodorloveclub · 1 year
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I feel like you're all as unhinged as me so
Opinions on Hirotsu bc- man- the things I'd do for him 👀
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DILFFFFF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF sorry if this is unpopular opinion but. dilf
if he shaved that unfortunate goatee id let him eat my out for days on end
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femaleboysblog · 6 days
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shanks losing his arm and luffy crying feeling bad and he just hugs him and he's like heh. it's just an arm! the important thing is that you're okay
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favouritefi · 2 months
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do u think the ulu silna uses to cut off her tongue was passed down to her from her mother
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we never see her mother in the show so i assume shes gone/passed on, imagine using the last gift from your mother to accept the burden your father gave you, girl's rlly Going Thro It
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marsapolis · 7 months
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"i know i am no better than swine
i scream and squeal at the ground 'make me beautiful, in the image of the starry night sky!'
i carve, dirty hands in dirty soil, messages for the gods i may never lay eyes on 'make me perfect. make me feel love. make me.'
-the irony is pigs dont even know what stars look like! and im the pig!! get it? haha! get it????? im sad!!!
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i promise soon ill make happy poems, ive just been so moody lately! i went apple picking with a friend today, we also got pumpkins! sometimes i forget how nice it feels to dress up and play with friends :) sorry no haha funny post today, maybe tomorrow! OH also!! i was thinking about maybe on sunday nights posting "outfit inspo" collages!! so if that sounds cool maybe comment a little "yeah babe" or a "hey kiddo, its dad, i know we havent spoken much since, well really ever. but i wanted you know, im proud of you." to let me know youd like the collages :D!!!
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blondeaxolotl · 19 days
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Can't believe Sebagrell is real and can't believe they have 3 kids and none of them are fucking normal
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brie-annwyl · 8 months
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Ideas for batfamily fanfics that I want to read, and if they don’t exist, I might write them.
Jason Todd coming back to Gotham to be Red Hood but is just like “fück these bitches (his family)” and doesn’t target Tim or fuck with anything outside of Crime Alley, Tim being the super stalker he is finds out Jason is back and is Red Hood, Tim tries to get him back into the family without revealing to Jason he knows he’s Red Hood whilst Jason is looking at Red Robin like “why tf is this child asking a known murderer to come have tea with him? How does he have worse self preservation skills than Bruce? Is this what Dick felt when I did stupid shit?”
Tim getting de-aged and everyone realizes that this toddler is kinda messed up.
Jason’s Death anniversary comes along and Jason gets drunk as fuck and says how he actually feels about everything in his life. That normally wouldn’t be an issue, but he just so happens to be in the concerned presence of his father.
Jason’s Death anniversary but everyone is “busy” so he ends up spending the day alone even though all he wanted to do was celebrate with his family the fact that he was still here.
Bruce gets hit by a gas whilst on patrol that makes him say whatever he’s thinking, Jason is the one to find him and take him back to the cave. Communication ensues.
Dick tries to be the bigger brother he should’ve been to Jason before he died, but Jason has already accepted the fact that he wasn’t good enough for Dick to care, and no amount of reassurances can change his mind.
Jason is getting sick of everyone mourning over the 15 year old they put in the ground as if people can’t change in a few years. His death wasn’t the only thing that changed him, he grew up. His still Jason, and he wished they could see that.
Tim sits at Jack Drake’s bedside, tubes down his throat and a ventilator humming softly at his side, he tries to reminisce about pleasant memories with his parents before he truly becomes an orphan. The only issue is, there are none.
Bruce Wayne doesn’t cry, he’s been in the public eye for almost every second of his life and they have never seen him cry. That is until the day his second son was buried.
Damian mentions the fact that he is the only blood son because it is actually his biggest insecurity. The rest were chosen to be Bruce’s children. He was forced onto him. One night after a particularly rough patrol and confrontation afterwards, Damian feels his worst fear is confirmed. It doesn’t matter if blood is thicker than water, he’s still the unwanted child.
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kiwi-smug-silvalina · 4 months
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Me: Lets see what father is up to
Me: *clicks messaging app and exits instantly* Wrong father
Me: *clicks twitch and opens Philza Minecrafts stream* right father
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spookyvampire666 · 4 months
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My Anime Daddies Part 1❤️
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Dick and Bruce are just like this mess of unsaid words and deep seated trust and it is so interesting
They both changed and shaped each other yet they seem to think it's all one sided
Bruce knows that Dick changed him for the better but he cannot fathom that he ever had a greatly positive impact of his life
and Dick is so aware of everything Bruce did for him but he'll always believe that Bruce is better than he is and doesn't really need him
They know each other better than anyone else in the whole world yet in so many ways they know nothing about each
They can read each other like an open book except when it's love when it's pride when it's a display of everything they mean to each other
The trust between them is so unspoken it's unquestionable
Dick will always trust Bruce with his entire life and Bruce will always doubt it and then vice versa and they go again and again and again endlessly
They hate each other sometimes sure but there is never a question about whether they love each other
they are always family for better or for worse they'll always be family
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collapsedstars12 · 5 months
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I haven't watched qsmp in AGES (not since Tallulah disappeared hahahahahahahaAAA) but reading stuff about how Tubbo is already such a sweet dad to Sunny is so bittersweet to me 😭 I love that Sunny gets a loving, present father but 😭 but Tallulah 😭 and Wilbur 😭 and Wilbur IS a loving father but he's not present 😭 he was present for maybe a month at most of Tallulah's life 😭 and now she's gone 😭 and and and 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 TUBBO CALLING SUNNY PRINCESS LIKE WILBUR CALLED TALLULAH DARLING AND SWEETHEART AND HIS LIGHT AND AND 😭 I'm gonna cry.
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melhekhelmurkun · 2 months
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The pain of watching Attack of the Clones in order to see Obi-Wan with long hair, but also having to deal with Whiny Angsty Kinda Creepy Teenager Anakin
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sea-owl · 1 year
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I love how Daphne and Eloise have the same taste in men.
Nerds with daddy issues.
Math nerd Simon and plant nerd Phillip.
Simon has Phillip help with the crops in Hastings territory. Phillip has Simon double-checking the numbers so everything runs smoothly.
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dark-elf-writes · 12 days
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You know you’re in deep in an au when you’re thinking about completely inconsequential details that logically you would never put in writing or if you did it would be like a single throw away line at best because they truly add nothing and there’s no reason to mention it
… anyway Harry definitely has a far more punk style in the Astoria cross over and it’s hilarious watching him next to his parents.
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movedtodykedvonte · 9 months
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The six suddenly caring about hurting Spidey cause he's so young is funny and silly and then you make it all existential. How does Peter feel about it enemies suddenly caring about him and wanting him to have a life?
Oh, he hates it.
Peter never really had someone that knew he was so young when he started out other than like MAYBE Captain Stacy and that's a strong maybe. Even then he didn't really tell Peter as Spidey to remember his youth and enjoy it before he is fully saddled into the superhero stuff.
To have his most notorious foes suddenly try and take a distant but similar position irks him beyond belief. It reminds him too much of Stacy and way too much of Ben, who understood his need to help and how he could be misguided in it. They are a far cry from either and he'd like to keep it that way.
It makes him think about his life and that he really is too young for this despite the fact he'd never admit it to anyone. How he feels further alienated from his friends and May due to it and, yeah, it is good advice and a caring message to be young and free while you can despite the fact it's coming from someone that choke slammed him into a wall not a week ago.
When they really start laying low and allowing Peter to just exist as Peter he realizes how much he missed out while being Spider-Man; the ignorance, the stupidity, and lack of hind or foresight teens are allowed to have in most aspects of their life.
He gets to be a kid but for him, it's sort of a fight between that and the guilt-fueled responsibility that is behind the mask.
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