Tumgik
#can we please all just admire louis and his cooking skills
legoshi-plz · 3 years
Note
How about birthday prompts (Like how they celebrate your birthday and how you celebrate theirs)?
Warning: NSFW-ish themes (Riz and Bill’s part),
All Characters are adults, around mid-20s here. So basically a couple years after college. Except for Gouhin, Oguma, and Gosha who are their canon ages.
Reader is Gender Neutral
Louis:
Your Birthday:
- Mr. MoneyBags here is going to go all out as far as expenses go.
- Fancy Dinner at an elegant restaurant, picks you up in his ridiculous sports car which you’ve rode in a million times but it’s still exciting. (Also, Louis drives extremely fast. He’s a good driver but if he’s not going at least 30 miles over the speed limit, he feels like he might as well be parked in the street. Also has a bad habit of running red lights and stop signs just because he can.)
- Buys you a brand new outfit just to wear to dinner and has it delivered to you in the morning in a red velvet box with a silk bow. You’re a little uncomfortable with the whole high society scene but you go along with it anyway for Louis’ sake.
- At dinner, he orders for you. He has a bad habit of doing that, even though you’ve told him multiple times you’re capable of making your own decisions. At least he usually orders you something you end up liking.
- Night concludes back at his place, he pulls out another velvet box similar to one from this morning except this box is much smaller which only meant one thing: jewelry.
- “Louis... Are there diamonds in this?”
- “....”
-“Louis...”
-“.... Maybe...”
- You refuse to accept the overly expensive gift, refuse to even look at it. You give it back to him and you could see he’s a little hurt but you assure him you know he means well but everything was just a little too much and you felt out of place.
- He accepts your criticism gracefully even if he is a little frustrated you wouldn’t accept his gift he spent so much time picking out. He promises to tone it down next year.
His Birthday:
- You actually really hate Louis’ birthday because he almost never spends it with you.
- He always works on his birthday, not seeing it as important enough to halt business.
- You’ve tried everything from bribing his assistant to haggling his bodyguards but nobody can get Louis out of his office in his birthday.
- You’ve learned to let it go, and usually surprise him by doing something special the week before.
Legoshi:
Your Birthday:
- All about being sweet. Values time and effort over anything and hopes that you see it that way too.
- Makes you breakfast in bed, he’s a pretty good cook all things considering (it’s a skill he picked up while being a waiter.)
- Takes you out for lunch, the two of you spend the day doing pretty regular couple stuff but you’re just happy to be there with him.
- Your present is something that’s both useful and to your taste, like along the lines of a sweater or cardigan in your favorite color. He makes sure it’s oversized because he knows how much you love to wear his sweaters and he even has your name embroidered in small cursive letters above the heart.
- You love your gift and how the two of you spent the day.
His Birthday:
- You two spend it almost identically, just with he roles reversed.
-Legoshi is still a little uncomfortable with extra attention so if you want to incorporate his friends into anything then you’ll have to be really stealthy about it.
- No surprise parties please, he literally would melt into the floor with embarrassment. Best to take him somewhere and his friends slowly join in organically (or at least, you hoped it came off as organic but it really didn’t)
- “Hey Legoshi, fancy seeing you two here at this restaurant in this reserved section. Mind if I join ya?” By the tenth time that exact excuse was used, the cat was well out of the bag.
- Legoshi appreciates your efforts though, even if he’s not one for attention. He sort of clings to you the entire night, whether it be holding your hand, gripping your thigh, encircling your waist, etc. as long as he’s touching you, he feels calmer and it helps tone down his anxiety.
- Overall, Legoshi’s the type to be fine with almost any birthday celebration (or even none at all) as long as he can be with you.
Juno:
Your Birthday:
- Makes you do something spontaneous for once, even if you’re hesitant.
- Takes you somewhere like Skydiving, or Paragliding, or Bungee Jumping. If you’re adamant about making it to your next birthday not risking your life then she will settle for something a little more mild like Scuba Diving.
- Can not stop gushing about how hot you look in your wetsuit and flusters you in front of the Scuba instructor (he’s an older Walrus and finds it cute to see young animals in love).
- The two of you end up having a blast and you’re happy you went along with Juno’s plan, even if it tired you out completely.
- Once the two of you get home and shower, you collapse onto the bed and fall asleep almost immediately, the exhaustion from the deep diving really taking it’s toll.
- Juno enters the bedroom holding a cake with lit candles and wearing brand new sexy lingerie she purchased just for you to rip off of her. She’s a little disappointed to find you unconscious but she figures it is your birthday and you can sleep if you want to.
- She blows out the candles for you and puts the cake in the kitchen, then she throws on a robe and snuggles up next your slumbering figure.
Her Birthday:
- She wants to travel for her birthday and she can’t think of anyone she’d rather take a trip with more than you.
- You two go somewhere hot and tropical, probably somewhere near a beach (she loves any excuse to wear a bikini and sunbathe)
- You two probably find a bar near the beach and get drunk, her moreso then you because you start to sober up as the night goes on so you’re able to take care of her.
- You take her back to the hotel and tuck her in after helping her get ready for bed. She a giggling, flirty drunk mess the entire time but it still makes your heart soar because you know she had fun.
- Before she falls asleep, she whispers to you that this was her favorite birthday yet.
Riz:
Your Birthday:
- He’s waking you up with morning head, no way around it. You wake up to him kissing your neck, then your collarbone, down your stomach and he just keeps going down until he has you whimpering and falling apart beneath him.
- Then the two of you take a shower together and he’s making you cum for him in a totally different way.
- But once you finally pry his humongous paws off of you, you think you’ll be able to relax but he has other plans.
- He sends you off to the Spa. He’s not going in with you because he wouldn’t be caught dead in one but buys you the best top of the line experience . You enjoy the peace and relaxation but you’re kind of lonely and just want to be with him.
- When you get home, he presents your gift to you which is probably something big and wooden that he made himself because he’s great with his hands and actually an amazing craftsman. Probably something like a intricate Wooden Gazebo outside so you could sit and enjoy your garden.
- “Riz, how the hell did you get this back here without me knowing?” You ask, your arms still wrapped around his neck from where you squealed in excitement, lavishing him with kisses.
- “Built it off site, just needed a few hours to install it,” Riz winked, cupping your ass with both hands and lifting you up so your legs could wrap around his waist.
- “So that’s why you made me spend my birthday alone?” You pouted.
- “Yeah, m’sorry about that, baby. But I can make it up to you...” Riz growled, carrying you inside to the bedroom.
“Wait, I wasn’t done looking at my gift,” you giggled as he began nipping at the fur at the base of your neck.
“Trust me, it’s not going anywhere,”
His Birthday:
- Riz loves nature and outside in general. So for his birthday you plan a camping trip deep in the forest.
- You don’t tell him anything about it, you just make him request two days off of work, no questions asked.
- You two leave early in the morning, drive deep into the forest and then you spring it on him. You also let him know that if he doesn’t like the idea, theres still time to turn back and spend his birthday in the city.
- Not a chance if that happening though, this man LOVES the outdoors. He’s already halfway out the car before you could even put it in park.
- The two of you have a blast setting up the tent, making the campfire, cooking dinner over said campfire, and communing with nature.
- “There’s a river that runs north of here, it’s about a 15 minute walk from here, I figured we could go fishing there tomorrow morning,” You tell him as you sit in his lap, admiring the fire.
- However, the two of you don’t make it there until we’ll into the afternoon and it was a miracle you made it there at all. Riz had fucked you senseless last night, the atmosphere of nature giving him a newfound surge of energy. It’s a good thing no one was around because the two of you were almost embarrassingly loud.
- Anyways, Riz thoroughly enjoys his weekend of wilderness and fucking you like a wild animal all throughout the forest. You enjoy it as well despite the fact he has you almost limping by the end of the trip.
Bill:
Your Birthday:
- Honestly, he forgets. If you wait on him to remember or ‘surprise you’, then you’ll only end up ruining your own birthday.
- If you remind him on the day of, he takes you out to eat at a nice restaurant but it’s still very last minute.
- If you remind him the day before, he’ll at least get you a gift but it’s last minute.
- Overall, if you want to actually enjoy your birthday with him, you better plan it yourself
His Birthday:
- Plans an entire house party himself and invites everyone, it seems, but you. He wasn’t exactly aiming to exclude you, he just thought it’d be a given that you would be there. However, if you didn’t show up, he wouldn’t really notice either way.
- It’s wild and crazy. A ridiculously huge amount of people show up and there’s alcohol coming from every direction, and Bill is soaking up every ounce of the attention.
- Once you finally had enough of being ignored, you go home. You doubt that Bill will even notice you’ve left.
- You’re at home, showered, and about to head to bed when your phone starts ringing. It’s an unknown number so you let it ring out. But then they call back again, and again, and again. Disturbed, you accept it on the fourth call just in case it’s an emergency.
- “Finally they picked up! Y/N? You there?” It was one of Bill’s friends. Apparently in his drunken state, he went into a rage when he couldn’t find you and had been crying for you to come back for almost an hour. He was inconsolable and his friends knew there was only a matter of time before he started a fight at his own party. You were irritated but you still allowed them to drop him off at your place.
- The second you answered your front door, the giant tiger in question was all over you, squeezing you right and asking why you left him. You helped him inside and laid him in your bed.
- He cuddled with you for maybe 10 minutes tops before he was out like a light. You end up falling asleep next to him, finally enjoying a little peace for once tonight.
- That peace doesn’t last long though, Bill wakes up the next morning horny. Like extremely horny. You wake up to him grinding against your thighs, whimpering and begging to let him fuck you. You give in to the belated birthday boy and he proceeds to give you the sloppiest, most sensual, earth-shattering morning strokes of your life. You’re so mind blown by how good he fucked you, you forget about how angry you were with him.
- After a well needed shower, he takes you out for breakfast to apologize for how much of an ass he was on his birthday. You accept but tell him if he ever pulls something like that again, he can look for a new lover.
Collot:
Your Birthday:
- Surprisingly wants to spoil you on your birthday but unlike Riz, he actually minds being apart from you (he’s hella clingy, he just hates to admit it) so whatever activities he has planned, the two of you are doing it together.
- Takes you to a fancy resort, somewhere in the mountains where it’s cold and there’s snow on the ground even during the summer months.
- The two of you attempt skiing but you’re terrible at it and he ends up laughing at you falling majority of it.
- You two also enjoy the giant jacuzzi the lounge has to offer but Collot can not keep his hands off of you and eventually you two have to run back to your room for a midday quickie.
- His birthday gift to you is something simple, like a necklace with your birthstone in it. You love it and allow him to put it on you.
- The rest of the evening, it’s just you and your man, walking along the Snow filled grounds, sipping warm apple cider, and enjoying the break from the rest of the world.
Gouhin:
His Birthday:
- This man wants REST. No need to go all out, his life is crazy enough the other 365 days of the year. Just give him some peace and relaxation and he’s good to go.
- He also loves your cooking and wouldn’t be opposed to you cooking him a huge meal.
- Also loves your body and wouldn’t be opposed to you doing that thing that he really likes in bed ;)
- Your gift to him would be something he can use but also is a little unnecessary. Something like a ridiculously fancy, golden calligraphy pen for his office or a brand new crossbow with genuine leather straps. He’s pretty hard to shop for so it’s always best to go with something he already has, just a newer model.
- Honestly just wants to spend his birthday with his baby (you) as if it’s any other day.
Gosha:
Your Birthday:
- Gosha is so lovable, he’s probably more excited it’s your birthday than you are.
- He’s picked up quite a few skills over the years and baking is one of them. Bakes you a giant birthday cake in your favorite flavor. You’re grateful he was so thoughtful and made such an extravagant cake but there’s no way you’re going to finish this entire thing.
- You end up inviting over friends just to get rid of some of the cake, which they’re more than happy to do since it’s absolutely delicious.
- A few of your friends bring group dishes and fancy wine and soon it’s a whole party underway. The small gathering is actually a blast and you can’t think of a better way to spend your birthday other than surrounded by the people you love.
Oguma:
Your Birthday:
- Mr. Moneybags 2.0
- Gets you a crazy expensive gift like a brand new car and calls it a day.
- Not really much for spending time or celebrating traditionally. But to compensate, he’ll buy you the world (even after you’ve repeatedly told him you don’t need all that.)
- Probably won’t even see you on your birthday because his schedule is so overbooked but sends you plenty of gifts to remind you that he loves you.
- It stings not seeing him on your birthday but at this point in the relationship, you don’t really expect anything else from him.
598 notes · View notes
ericsonclan · 4 years
Text
A Lopsided Guardian
Summary: Louis, AJ and Willy work on making a scarecrow for the new outdoor garden.
Notes: For day 14 of @stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale‘s October’s Challenge: Scarecrow.
Word Count: 1637
Read on AO3:
“Ah, a perfect likeness!” Louis declared, pulling proudly on the sides of his jacket as he looked between A.J. and Willy. “You know, boys, I consider this a job well done,”
“He looks awesome!” Willy exclaimed, his gap-toothed smiled wide as he jumped around excitedly.
“Yeah, there won’t be any birds daring to come here anytime soon,” A.J. agreed. His pose mirrored Louis’, pulling on the sides of his own jacket in pride.
“What’s this about birds?” Aasim asked, stepping over to join the group. Suddenly his eyes narrowed in suspicion. “Wait a minute… are those my clothes?” He looked at the life-sized wooden stick figure the boys had made as it lay against one of the picnic tables. A series of sticks had been lashed together to form the skeleton frame while an unripe gourd was used as the head.
“They’ve been given to a worthy cause,” Louis replied, unabashedly smiling at his friend. “From now on your garments will protect our little garden from all the predators of the sky,”
“No they won’t!” Aasim declared, striding forward and ripping the clothes off of the wooden frame underneath. “Use your own clothes if you’re that keen on sacrifice! Or find some spares around the school, but don’t go dragging me into this.”
“Aww, c’mon ‘Sim, don’t be a spoilsport!” Louis protested, his lower lip jutting out in a fake pout. “They were just laying around begging to be put to use! It’s not like you ever get out of that smelly old hoodie anyways,”
“Says the guy in a duct-taped trench coat 24/7!”
“What’s all the ruckus out here for?” Ruby asked, bustling out to see what was going on.
 Willy leapt forward. “Ruby, we made the scarecrow for you!”
 “But Aasim stole the clothes,” A.J. added.
 “They’re my clothes!”
Ruby ignored the squabbling and examined the scarecrow. “Well, it’s not a bad first attempt, but you boys are going to have find some sort of sturdy pole to mount it on so it can actually stand up. Also, while the gourd you picked does look an awful lot like Aasim, that’s gonna rot and fall off in a matter of weeks so you’re gonna wanta find a more permanent option,”
“Wait,” Aasim looked back at the gourd head more closely. Some features had been etched onto the gourd with a knife including a triangle cut out below the massive frown. “You literally made an effigy of me?!”
“Aw, Aasim you say that like it’s a bad thing! You should be honored!” Louis cajoled, patting Aasim on the back.
“I’ve gotta get back to work,” Ruby said, walking back toward the greenhouse. “Keep at it, boys!”
“You would think having her as my girlfriend would mean she was on my side from time to time,” Aasim harrumphed, turning away.
“Trouble in paradise?” Louis asked, quirking an eyebrow. “I guess that proves Clem and I are the best couple after all,”
“Is that my name I hear?” Clementine asked, coming over on her crutches to see what was going on.
“Clem!” Louis exclaimed, jumping forward and guiding her towards the bench. “You’re just in time to witness he magnificence that is Gourdsim!”
“Oh, is that what it is?” Clementine chuckled as she watched A.J. and Willy toss the gourd back and forth. “I’m only catching glimpses of the carving that went into it, but it looks like quite the likeness,”
“I’m surrounded by philistines,” Aasim muttered under his breath.
“Why thank you,” Louis shot his girlfriend a toothy grin. “Unfortunately Ruby said the head’s a no go, so it’s back to square one,”
“Why not sew one?” Clementine suggested. “It wouldn’t have to be made out of anything fancy. We could use some of those old potato sacks from the kitchen,”
“That’s a great idea! I don’t know anything about sewing though,” Louis waved his duct taped sleeve. “Hence all the fancy alterations to my wardrobe,”
“I could sew it,” Clementine offered. “We’d just need to find a needle. Ruby guards the ones in the medical supply religiously,”
“I know where a few are,” Aasim stated, his arms crossed. “But if I’m to help with this, we are no longer making this scarecrow some twisted version of me!”
Louis and Clementine shared a smile. They could live with that.
-----
“That’s quite the skills you’ve got there, Clem!” Louis whistled appreciatively.
“Thanks. It’s nothing much, just gets the job done,” Clementine replied as she sewed the sack stuffed with leaves and sticks closed. “To be honest, I’ve used these skills less on fabric than other materials,” She caught Louis frowning at her words. He’d spotted the scar from the dog bite on her arm a few weeks ago and she’d told him what she’d had to do to get it stitched up. The whole account had upset him terribly. “Not that I’ve had to use it for that purpose either, not for a long time,”
Louis took her wrist in his hand, placing a quick kiss upon it. “Let’s hope that trend continues,”
“Clem! Louis!” A.J.’s voice excitedly rang across the courtyard. “We found the perfect costume!” He and Willy ran up to the couple, a grey pile of clothes in tow. They raised it up proudly. “It’s a mouse costume!”
“We found it in that costume box Ruby discovered a while back!” Willy added.
It was indeed a mouse costume, likely worn for The Nutcracker production that Ericson had used to put on each Christmas. They certainly had no other use for it now so it was perfect for the scarecrow.
“Looks great, guys,” Clementine raised up the scarecrow head she had in the works. “Maybe I can reshape this a bit, make it look more like a mouse face,”
“We could make big mouse ears for it too,” Louis suggested, grinning at the thought.
“We’ll get more potato sacks!” A.J. declared. With that he and Willy were off once more like a shot. Clementine giggled as she watched them run. It was nice to see A.J. so excited. It felt like things were finally starting to reach a new normal.
“Didn’t feel like using the prosthetic?” Louis’ question pulled her out of her thoughts.
“Wasn’t up for struggling with it today. This one’s way better than the others, but…” Clementine shook her head. “There’s still a lot to get used to,”
“We’ll work on it again when you’re ready,” Louis replied, his eyes gentle. “By the way, have you seen Vi today?”
“Omar pulled her aside for some sort of task, something about the ‘secrets of cooking’,”
Louis gave a mock gasp. “Omar decided to confide in Violet instead of me? And after all the Stew with Lous we shared together,”
“He clearly knows no loyalty,” Clementine replied, a smile playing on her lips as she joined in Louis’ theatrics. “There, I think that looks pretty mouse-like, right?”
“The spitting image. Y’know, I think I know where some buttons got stashed away a while back. They’d be perfect for eyes. I’ll just be a few,” Rising to his feet, Louis placed a quick kiss on his girlfriend’s forehead before scampering off in search of the buttons.
Clementine held up the mouse head. “Guess it’s just you and me then,”
The mouse head had nothing to say on the matter.
Clementine set it aside with a chuckle. This scarecrow really was coming together nicely.
--------
“Just a little more and… there!” Louis grunted with effort as he forced the pole the scarecrow was placed on further into the ground. “That should hold him,” He and the two younger boys stepped back to admire their work. “Y’know, I think we did quite a fine job,”
“It’s the biggest mouse ever!” A.J. shouted, spreading his arms wide in glee.
“No birds are gonna mess with him!” Willy declared proudly.
Clementine smiled at the boys as she sat upon the picnic table bench. She turned when she heard a voice behind her.
“What the hell is that?” It was Violet, carrying a bowl of greens which she set upon the table.
“Louis and the boys have been working on a scarecrow all afternoon,”
“Huh. Hey Lou, it looks great!” Violet called out.
Louis face brightened only to fall as soon as he saw Violet’s smirk. “Yeah, Vi, that joke never gets old,”
“Get used to it! You’re gonna be hearing it for the rest of your life!” Violet sat down beside Clementine, looking pleased with herself.
Clementine smiled over at her friend. “Have fun with Omar?”
Violet shrugged. “It was fine,” She stared out at the garden before them. “Can’t believe it took us this long to make an outdoor garden,”
It had taken several days of grimy work to fully clear out and till the patch of land Ruby had decided on before planting all the seeds one by one. One of the picnic tables had been brought over to provide seating during breaks and still hadn’t been moved back yet so the girls had a close-up view of the garden. It looked charming now, planted with row upon row of beans, tubers, squash and more. They’d have quite the harvest if all went well.
“Excited for veggies?”
“I think Omar’s the most excited of us all. It’ll be nice to have something new on the menu though,”
Clementine nodded. No more canned beans for her. She had fresh, home-grown food now every day. A place to sleep at night, sturdy walls… sometimes she still couldn’t believe it was all real. But it was. She was home.
“Something on your mind?” Violet asked, looking inquisitive.
“Just happy is all,” Clementine chuckled as she watched Louis, A.J. and Willy do a little victory dance together. It was a good day.
2 notes · View notes
moonshineonme · 3 years
Text
Louis blaming the tool for his peeling skills is me blaming everyone and everything for every little inconvenience I experience in my life
1 note · View note