#can u tell im an ass man

[mblue-art]

once again i was fueled with coffee (did not sleep the whole night) but this time i doodled college au to cope bc ofc i did (also did not feel like sleeping wooo)

#self insert #cross!sans #epic!sans #mblue art #cm #m rambles #(that tag is needed bc hoo boy u can tell i did not get sleep and is fueled by caffeine) #(do not be like me!!!!!!!!! do not deprive urself of sleep 💀💀💀) #(get a good 6-7hrs a day if u can. if 4-5hr works better for u then im not forcing u to sleep more 😤😤😤 as long as u rest well 😁👍) #(AND HYDRATE... if ur reading this try to take a sip rn 🥤) #campus au #(college au scenarios will be tagged that heehoo) #not colored just lines bby 😎😎😎 #idiots to lovers type shit where they both confide in epic n he's just chillin #waiting for the time when these dummies will finally confess to eachother themselves #(look i think it's rlly funny seeing cross be all cool calm collected in public but when he talks to epic abt his crush) #(he goes insane with a million different flustered/blushing emojis) #( 'they told me good luck on my test and gave me the nicest smile ever how was i gonna live after that' goofy ass. idiot /aff) #( 'DUDE THEY GAVE ME A MOTIVATIONAL NOTE. IN /PINK/ PAPER. ON CHOCOLATE. DOES THIS...... 😳' guys i love silly dorky cross to bits so much) #(man fucking explodes w his simping n epic just goes LMAO but he's v supportive for his bruh 💪😤) #(on the other hand my sona thinks he's sooo cool and awesome and smart and honestly fucking charming HHELLO THE TIMES WHEN HE LAUGHS AND) #(AND SMILES HELLOOO MR HANDSOME I MEAN WHATT) #( 'stars if he likes me back i wouldn't know what to do with myself. fucking EXPLODE? YIPPEE CONFETTI??' lots of flushge ) #(going ueueue at big bro epic bc they got a super massive crush on his bestie but) #(but the head is entertaining 'what-if's BUT i think kuya epic knows how to steer the thoughts away from those and smack em w teasing 😎✨) #(ultimately distracting and successfully reassuring them 😎😎😎) #(tsundere mblue no way not in here im down bad astronomically full on simping my guys) #(he might be a dumbass sometimes but he's my dumbass) (ok i'll shut up now fr) #anywayz campus au is the my highschool au but we're all adults and more tired yippeee

[cheriboms]

doctober day 19: memory

aka "the first time lone pine doc recognizes the weird little kid hanging around his garage as the future boy who changed his life 30 years ago" :)

#back to the future #bttf #doctober #doctober 2023 #doc brown #emmett brown #marty mcfly #christopher lloyd #michael j fox #my arts #my sketchy wip arts #im so freaking late wehhhhh >_< u can tell my effort went DOWNNNN as this progressed bc i was rushing to finish grrrr #oh well. it is what it is :P #anyway i imagine them meeting in lone pine timeline is a very doofenschmirtz moment. like #doc: 'a teenager...? ...MARTY the teenager?!?!?!?!' #when i say lone pine owns my ass. this is what i mean !!!!!!!!! #when one person knows more than the other person due to time travel but they cant say anything BECAUSE its time travel... delicious #also marty is confused but hes got the spirit <3 no idea why the crazy old man is upset(? happy??) but hell still try to cheer him up anywa #hes a good boy ! #fun fact the pic of older marty was the first bttf art i ever drew! i tried to redraw it for today but it took WAY too long so uhhhh yeah : #corners were cut. >_>; but i think it looks alright so whaddya gonna do #also also i loveeee drawing bby marty <3 he is sooooo squishy ;w; literally just a lil guy <33 i love him <333 #and finally. if this doesnt show up in the tags bc its a video. ill kill </3 #(ps the audio is from american dad)

[taegularities]

some men are textbook villains fr

#tw religion? #kinda need to rant.. kinda wanna explain what's going on #some ppl are part of humanity but don't know how to be humane... like the guy i started talking to almost 2 weeks ago #liked him a lot bc he was funny sickeningly sweet mature and understanding.. until he was not #tl dr version is that we somehow drifted to the topic religion and i told him im not too religious and don't believe in superstition much #i was extremely respectful and even when he said that he does believe a lot i was like 'thats cool!! different people believe in different #things!!' and at first it was a normal convo until man went all psycho on me (after one damn week!!!) and started talking about how #id have to be religious in a relationship with him.. my dude i barely know your fav food can we not talk about relationships yet #but he says he doesn't even need a woman who cooks/cleans just someone who believes.. n im like i get it but i can't change myself like that #and then guy moves to marriage and is all 'well my entire family is religious' n my mom and sister (who's 16) would be putting pressure on #you n force you to pray etc.. and I'm like???? who can force anyone to a thing like that are u kidding #things escalate and my absolute STUPID ass tells him about my deepest fkn trauma to explain what made me abandon religion bc #life just never got better and this trauma remained for yrs... and he gets so angry that he says he wants to stop talking to me just to spam #me all day next day.. he'd keep messaging me switching between 'i still want you we shouldn't throw this away i have feelings for you' #AFTER A WEEEEEEKKKK!!! and then goes back to 'i wasted my time with you you were so unnecessary im in a bad mood bc of you' #even said 'you'll never find a guy with a trauma and mindset like this. i will find a religious girl but no one will love you like that' #and the worst thing is that he told his friends and mom about the trauma i had just to spite me.. note that he promised to never tell anyone #(and then still asked for forgiveness and for me to rethink whether we want to end this after telling me 473626x he wanted to end it) #(nothing even ever started you bitchass) #also note that his mom knows my mom n basically most of my relatives.. so i was here trembling for days fearing they'd get to know about it #mom somehow convinced her to not tell anyone bc it's important to me and very very fucking personal.. #but he harassed me all day - i wouldn't answer and he'd send 55 messages.. multiple missed calls like dude i got so fkn scared #my heart jumped whenever he texted he was so fkn aggressive and SO MEAN #'you just needed to adjust and we would've been okay' 'tell me are u gonna fkn be religious or not????' 'you ruined everything' kinda mean #i just :') it was the worst time and i don't think i've ever seen someone degrade me so much or make me feel this defective #but.. it's finally over. his mom called my mom and mine was like pls teach him some manners.. n since i couldn't and wouldn't text him back #and literally avoided whatsapp bc of him she ended it all for me and now it's hopefully done forever #anyway i saw jks gcf performance yday n him singing still with you put a genuine smile on my face.. ill stick to THAT boyfriend honestly lol #def gonna delete later #but ty for reading if u did <3

[outer-edges]

yes the percy show has it's problems. yes the dialogue is clunky. yes there is too much info dumpy exposition. yes the lotus casino was lack luster and strange. yes the changes haven't always hit. no the timeline doesn't make any sense. BUT HAVE U CONSIDERED: we FINALLY have something book accurate enough to make LIVE ACTION VIDEO EDITS???? no longer must we scrounge through fifty different platforms looking for fan-art that fits a similar enough vibe to make a cohesive edit. no longer will i see the slew of edits that were literally just pinterest pictures of random blond girls and dark haired boys.

#like the video edits are SOOOOOO good right now #and i dont mean tiktok edits #death to the tiktok editing style #everybody gotta hop they ass over to instagram and see where it's at #percy jackson editing is SOOOOOO back #i havent made a percy jackson edit since 2019 and guess what the fuck im doing folks #YUP #THATS RIGHT #MAKING A SCENEPACK SO I CAN FUCK UP SOME PJO EDITS #u can tell its bringing back all the ig editors too because the ig style has been popping OFFFFF #like obviously theres always been hordes of talented ig editors but theres def been an insane amount of tiktok influences #BUT NAHHHHH MAN IM SEEING ONLY PJO EDITS WITH TRANSITIONS AND EFFECTS AND LITTLE JPEGS AND OVERLAYS????? MAN FUCKING OVERLAYS ARE BACK???? #they've actually been coming back for a minute that WAS a tiktok influence #but overlays used the way ig editors used overlays are whats back #mattie talks #ALSO AM I STILL ENJOYING THE FUCK OUT OF THE PERCY SHOW BTW I DONT WANT THIS TO GET LOST IN THE SAUCE #I DO LOVE IT

[yappacadaver]

and it's like despite all the awful shit he's done and continues to do, like, i get it. he's employed like 24/7/365. he never got to live a life, despite spending a childhood clinging to the hope of having one someday. He knew companionship and love but lost it and can't ever get it back. His circumstances are so anomalous and gruesome that it completely isolates him from pretty much every other human being on the planet. he knows hell is real and he is basically guaranteed to go there if he can't break this demon curse thing.

like it doesn't make the kidnapping and spreading the curse around any better, but i do get it.

#like personally i don't blame him for the actual murders #and it's hard to blame him for hiring people without telling them because like lol. #anyone who's like 'oh he should just tell ppl about the demons' like what are you onnnnnn if you went to a job interview with a creepy old #guy and he started talking about demons and hauntings and shit you would think you're being pranked or that he's lost his damn mind #and fuck offffff with the 'ohhh not me im a quirky bean i'd love to take a job if the interview was like that' like sure. ok. maybe YOU wou #but what are the odds that milford in 1998 coming off the satanic panic has a thousand yous running around waiting to be hired #like i honestly dont have any suggestions for how he could have handled the hiring situation any better #now the actual JOB i have plenty of feedback #like yea he should be there to train your ass against the demons lol we got more hands-on guidance for the embalming (the non deadly part) #but like the whole 'raymond is evil cause he kills possessed ppl and hires people without telling them abt demons' #do you think that old man can run the whole mortuary by himself and also have time to teach classes #until he inevitably dies from either stress or the demons and is sent to hell (which he knows is real)? #it's my understanding that by having others around who can help him fight the demons he'll have the spare time to figure out how to #break out of the demon curse or break possession or literally any useful information that could treat the disease and not the symptoms #he is running out of time!!! he is only getting older and the demons are only getting more frequent and someday he won't be fit enough #to properly banish them!!! if you even care!!!!!!!!! #fucking tag essay lmao #mr delver i wont u...

[rosykims]

lvl8 assassin astarion just casually dealing 72 dmg to yurgir in a sneak attack. its actually so embarrassing for the rest of this party who are managing 40 dmg on an exceptional day 😐

#tay plays bg3 #man has straight up carried my ass thru every single fight the last 3 playthrus #i dont think i can take him out of my party even if i wanted to anymore. im too dependent on him for survival lol #it still blows my mind seeing ppl on t*kt*k complaining that he does no damage #bc well that has simply not been my experience <3 have u considered maybe he just doesnt like u and wants u to tpk <3 #KJGFDKF #anyways to tie this into lily lore #i can so imagine a post game conversation happening w him expressing some... wariness about how powerful lily is #in terms of being a warlock/noble #and she has to be like well babe if i ever lose my pact i am quite literally fucked. bc i am useless in a fight as u know <3 #she couldnt even fight off lvl 1 astarion on the beach w a cantrip let me tell u that shit was ALSO so embarrassing #oc: lily

[kn11ves]

hey so after hearing an utterly horrific pronunciation of the word "nahuatl" that scared me straight out of my native skin ("nah-wah-toll", he said) just as a pointer whenever you read a nahuatl word the ending "-tl" is pronounced sort of like a hiss with a tongue touching the roof of your mouth? its not nah-wah-toll, its not even nah-wah like a lot of mexicans believe, the "tl" sound comes from the way you push air through your mouth from the back of your throat

the way i figure how to make the "TL" sound is to put your tongue on the roof of your mouth. now, without removing your tongue from the roof, try making the sound of an "h" with a mouth halfway closed. you should feel the way the air blows through both of your cheeks and comes out sounding like a lisp-sound. thats the point! the hiss definitely sounds like a lisp. you may need to practice this a bunch to get the sound right

there isnt an phonetic equivalent to "tl" i can figure how to write out for you because "tl" is a sound of its own. you have to say na-hua-TL its already written the way its supposed to be read! the only problem is that people do not know how to pronounce the "tl" sound and will make approximations which i know its tough but it is wrong (though ill take nah-wah over NAH-WAH-TOLL)

this is a YT shorts of a man saying "nahuatl" and different nahuatl words and how theyre pronounced

this is a 7 minute video of a man who guides you on HOW to make the noise "tl"

some reminders while im at it:

-we are not aztecs, we do not speak aztec. we are native mexicans (most of us. im not speaking about immigrants to mexico obviously) and most of us who speak an indigenous language speak nahuatl, so we may call ourselves nahua or descendants from the mexica

-though not everyone speaks nahuatl, there are 68 different indigenous ethnic groups in mexico we have. variety.

-certain dialects of nahuatl spoken in michoacan or just southern mexico for example may choose to prefer the "T" in nahuatl words and pronounce say ahuacatl as "A-wah-cat" or maybe prefer the "L" sound and say "A-wah-cal". it really depends

-(pet peeve but) AXOLOTL is "ah-sho-lo-tl" and not "axe-ah-loddel"

-no u are not saying the word in english and therefore are going to pronounce it like a yank

-if you can say rendezvous like "ron-deh-vu" and not like "ren-des-voos" then you can say nuahuatl words the way theyre meant to be said!! our language has gotten so eroded and the only way we can keep it alive is by trying to say things as theyre meant to ok

#nahuatl #..now if duolingo had nahuatl or purepecha to study instead of klingon or valyrian thatd. thatd be dope😔 #anyways i need to get off my ass and learn purepecha thats what i need to do #most of my meger studies have been towarss nahuatl becous its easier to find info but i just sometimes get annoyed at how inconsistent #everything is man i gotta actually go to somewhere where they Speak It. #after a couple of conversations with my family im quite sure we have a strong purépecha line and it realy makes me feel bad in my stomach #that i havent attempted #to learn purépecha as mch as i should have #im aware i probably also have a lot of mexica blood from perhaps my fathers side alrhough im not too sure and well i cant ask but as much #as i can tell his side Has been from tijuana meanwhile my grandmother and my uncles and aunts moved when they were young from their ranch #michoacan to tijuana so i mean. maybe i can see what peoples were in tijuana though that would be just making a lot of assumptions abt my #fathers side where i dont have any information and its not like im going to track him down to check. literally whatever i really need to #check my purépecha roots though someone hit me witha pan #if anuone has any mexican-native wuestions u can ask and ill try to answer to the best of my abiltiies

[i-bring-crack]

I did not asked to receive emotional damage from s

Solo Leveling Ragnarok thank you very much.

Spoilers in the tags.

#Like how could they do thsi to me #ALL the other shadows were freaking normal in solo leveling #Igris Beru Tank Kaisel— yeah like literally they were wither beast of bad people like Iron #but no Suho this boy #i tell you if this brat knew KNEW who he was bringing back to like I-jabskan #first shadow soldiers that he gets are the goblins which #im freaking sad to know that shadow soldiers can expirience pain yet still cant go against the orders of their master #how do i keep on living with this information!??!?!?! Its not like they even explore it or something #they just give it to me and im supposed to be okay for this!??!?! MENTALLY?!?!? #and then there is the first shadow soldier he saves which is like Lee Minsung– Quay– number one wanted villain #i liked his arc but damn did this guy fuk up and then ad a shaodw he decided to reedem himself and now im just like... bro that got me #i was not expecting a bee to have emotions today #not when you stebbed your best friend literally and also you almost got turned into a worker by Queen Bee #like now i really like you as a shadow but damn. i didnt expect sympathy from you. #and then there is Kang tae shik as the new shaodw and im just like absolutely bawling he DID NOT need to die that freaking quickly #i liked the guy. pre rewind and now as a villain bounty hunter this guy was just a freaking gold star among the poor characters in SL #and poorer villains in SL. he was cool. he was fun to read about. -slams table- How the F u c k am i supposed to function after this man #just suddenly dropped us with the most tragic backstory. like bitch i even forgive your ass bc your ass was fine in killing your dad. #legit didnt kill anyone else u til woo jin chul told him so. and now im just thinking pre the rewinf timeline the only reason kang tae shi #wasnt stopped by jin chul was probably bc jin chul let him kill those criminals #woo jin chul became so much brutal in this series i swear #like i love him so much for it but damn #still sexy smexy somehow #but damn

[caruliaa]

just feel very strange and empty and lost in a way suddenly and trying not to cry and ruin my makeup and just wanting to be held by for a long long time

#misery. happy eid everyone. (said the same way a ex xtian with religous trauma wld say merry xmas. bc im an ex muslim with religous trauma) #but ppl ironically think not instantly dismissing any grievances ppl might have with islam is some fucking how “”rAciSt“” #when in reality all that means is they support white ppl with religious trauma #but leave ppl of colour with religious trauma in the fucking dark to feel guilty abt it #can u tell i hate u guys. next time i see someone act like islam is a perfect religion thats never used to jusitfy anyone im going to kill #whatever. not the point. just miserable and trapped by this stupid ass religon ann u can get mad at me for saying that if u rly wanna #bc that doesnt change the fact that im gonna kill myself at some point in the next 5 yrs bc im trapped in islam #flappy rambles #like i dont want to. but when theres no way out what choice do i have really. whatever man #vent

[swampghouls]

also had the weirdest experience at work today.

#i was in the back doin my pull n i hear over the headset one of my baristas tell me that some guy needed to see my store key for the locks?? #n i just was like. HUH. UH. NO????? #so i went out there n was like. what are you here for????? to this random bald man n hes like oh im a DM we were looking at the locks #n i need to see your key to see what brand of lock it is and i was like. UM. no?? Who Even are you again????? #n this man is like oh i dont have my business card there in my car n im even MORESO LIKE. OKAY. UM. NO I CANT DO THIS?? #this random bald man pulls out his DRIVERS LICENSCE n is like look my name is ____ im a district manager #i just look at him n go. okay. i hear you. im still gonna call my store manager bc this is sus as hell. im not gonna give you #my STORE KEY random bald man #WHEN MY SM PICKS UP SHES LIKE. WAIT. WHAT? WHO? n im getting more and more sussed out liks boss lady im gonna need u to come here if fhis #man isnt whp he says he is n also get OUR district manager out here #but she jus goes. okay. hold on. let me call __ (our district manager) n this random bald man is like. oh look! here! shes (dm) is calling #he talks to her n hands me his phone n it IS my DM n im like. i can show him my store key?? okay.... shes just like yeah. hes legit hes real #just a pain in the ass n im just like okay sorry bc it probably wasnt supposed to be a whole ordeal for him but iM LIKE. MAN. YOU JUST ASK #FOR THW SSV N THEN ASK SAID SSV FOR THEIR STORE KEY LIKE. but hes like. dont worry! dont be sorry you did everything right lol it was a very #weird thing to ask for. n like. YEAH thanks random bald man were om the same page! he did end up giving me his business card lol #but yeah. that was. so weird. n i just was like. 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ #my sm called me afterwards n was like. you talked to dm? whatd she say? n i go. just that hes a real person lol idk smtg abt the locks #shut up danny ur dumb

[fourteenthz]

Video games cities..... crying screaming throwing up all of it

#not to be an urbanist major on main but I just got to baldur's gate and GOD OH MY GOD.... #you arrive at small park where they do executions.... you walk past the gate and towering doors were the military guards..... #and u have all the high class there celebrating gortash's coronation.......... #and and gortash's big ass robot guards by each side and when you enter the lower city its like tiny houses and and the townspeople #like complaining to the guards... not daring to trespass.... ITS SICKENING I ADORE IT. #puching gortash in the face and screaming for him to plan this city properly bc it looks like a mess #ILL joing him if he promise me that much #jk but i HAVE to give to them: the entering point being on a open square is so genius #it just SUCK u have like the hanging robe for execution there LMAO but it DOES makes sense for a city that's like #believes the protection can come from gortash and his creations #and its so fun how we come from like this high class celebration of ppl praising him #and u enter the lower city and the ppl are like “this is no way to treat civilians” YEAH TELL THEM #it's abt the socio-spatial segregation.... and the influence of urban accessibility contrasting between diff groups... can anyone hear me #I've wondered there for 10 minutos and now im writing a thesis on this as we speak for my own joy....anyway #cazador better be ready is all I say. he must live in a more structured neighborhood i can tell #how many stairs will i have to go to find this man #how many more gardens does he have outside? is there a bigger park nearby I BET THERE IS.... LITTLE SHIT #im SO EXCITED for act 3 no one touch me like i knew we were going to baldurs gate but seeing it is so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I ADORE CITY REVEALS. SO MUCH. #tomorrow is exploring day im sorry gortash no rocks for you now buddy #i have a vampire to kill a oath to retake and a city to explore....among other things 👍 #bg3 spoilers #kelly plays bg3 #txt #dl

[orcelito]

Guys I think the writing for fire emblem engage is somehow worse than fire emblem fates. Im a longtime fire emblem fan, I've played every recent game, and this... this is just Awful lmfao

Im still having plenty of fun & I have my handful of characters I love soooo much. But God fucking damn this writing is just some of the worst I've ever seen in a game

(Major spoilers in tags. Ran out of tags so I can't spoiler tag hfkshfj.

Final conclusion (since I ran out of tags): What Even Is This Fucking Game. Definitely my least favorite fire emblem game in many respects, but By God I'm going to finish this bitch and I'm gonna have plenty of fun as I do so. And I'm also going to make fun of every narrative choice it makes along the way bc the writing in this game is just SO fucking bad holy shit. I just need to finish this game and get on with my life already. God fuckin damn.)

#speculation nation #ive been critical of it from the start. bc it really isnt good. tho ive softened in some respects #it's plenty of fun thankfully. i enjoy the battle system a lot & the maps can be challenging in a fun way #but the moment i stop to think about Anything it all just feels so ridiculous #there have been a few moments it's surprised me. plot twists that were Almost cool. #but most of the time it's just throwing a bunch of shit out of left field at me and expecting me to be invested (im not) #so it's like. the 'plot twists' are either things i saw coming from a mile away OR things that r just so fucking insane it's not satisfying #like. the game saying 'oh man this thing you need to get to is at the bottom of this biiiig frozen lake! however will you get there?' #'how about... you trust the woman who has been an antagonist THE ENTIRE GAME UP UNTIL NOW to be telling the truth & to be helping u' #'heres a magic item she used the rest of her life to make! how sad! dont you feel bad for her? she wanted to be a mother!' #'no dont think about all the times she hit your little sister :) she feels bad about it so it's obviously ok actually :)' #'anyways take her magic item. itll get you to the bottom of the lake. how you ask? underwater breathing? PHHHSH' #'NAH your ass is going a thousand years into the past to break this thing b4 it fell into the lake OH ALSO you meet your past self #from when you were evil. good luck! :)' #im. not making any of this up. im not making ANY of this up and i really wish i was. #i was just rubbing my temples for that entire stretch of story it's so fucking stupid. #i think one of the most interesting things it did from a narrative standpoint was take away the rings 12 chapters in #so you hit rock bottom and have to crawl your way back out with the help of some unexpected allies #like. yea that's interesting. EXCEPT from a GAMEPLAY standpoint it's one of my least favorite fucking things in the game #you get used to this set of mechanics but halfway through you have to switch gears to an entirely different set of mechanics #and by the time you finally get everything back & ur army is full and whole. the game is almost over. #itd like that narrative choice SO MUCH MORE if it didnt set me back in such a major way & restrict total gameplay access to the End #every game has a slow trickle in of new characters so you dont have everyone until later in but EVEN THEN #you generally have everyone by 2/3rds way thru the game. then the last third you pick ur favs and u train them for the end #in this game. you dont get everyone until fucking chapter 23 of 26. my army is full and veyle is such a delight to have #but i only got her in CHAPTER. FUCKING. TWENTY THREE OF TWENTY SIX. #i just finished chapter 25. im nearly at the end. i love my main army but it feels like ive barely gotten to know them as a whole #bc it only finally formed TWO CHAPTERS AGO. #im just. god this game is so frustrating in a way ive NEVER experienced before. and ive played a lot of games!!!!! #like dont get me wrong im still having fun with it. i love a lot of the characters and the gameplay (now that i HAVE all of it) is So fun

[hirokiyuu]

dishsoap? otp. unparalleled. i have sol kiss dys in more than 50% of my runs just bc i cant Not you know. but olivace/sol.......... vace/sol............ its so..............

#they really can do it all......... besties.......... worsties.......... killing each other in unar #theres a REASON thats my tag for them........... #olivace in general is just. man with my brain in a chokehold #sorry for loving men who suck ass do you still think im sexy #this is like the zenos disclaimer where i have to tell everyone i only like him in a lesbian way #hamster ball. hamster ball. hamster ball #he just......... compels me. u kno. u kno. u kno #teenexo stuff

[jrueships]

NO. NONONONONOOOONO NO N O ! NOOOO NONONONONOOOOoooOOOoOOooHWWYYWHHhYYYYY ( J O S H 😡😡😡. )

. Ok.

SOMEBODY COME GET ME R I G H T?!?!? HMMMMMM STEF I WONDER WHO GOLFS. AND LOVES GOLF. AND TAKES VIDEOS OF HIM GOLFING. AND JUST DID A GOLF TOURNEY VIDEO THING WITH TWO HOMOPHOBES + MAHOMES. HMMMM hMMMM o H ? is it JOS H HHHH??? oh em GEEE this is so. SURPRRIIISSSING and not at ALL your MASTERplan for S*Xi FUCKCIGN HDHAYWYTEEEEE YOYUUUUUUU

was the back shot (literal) necessary 😑.

#i Dont fucking Think It Was. #BRO HIS GOLF PANTS ARE S OFFUCKING T I Ght ISAW A PPPRINT 😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️ #i SaW a P P PRINNNNNTT 😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ IM SO FUCKIGNG MAD !!!! I DIDNTN WANT 2 SEE T HAT!! #HES SO FUCKCING INSANE HE LITERALLY K N OW. S WHAT HES D O I N G #this stupid fuckin irl p0rnb0t i HATE him i want to CRUSH him with my THUMB #'oooh 😩heehee😸 somebody🥺 haaa 😫😫 come 💦 Get Me 😳 ... riiight🥵🥵 . . ' poses sxily onscreen wearing nothing #dont play this game when your FAMILY is home 😳😳 !! #fckin forbidden website actor ass i DESSSSPIIIISE him #diggs telling his poor cam recorder friend to make sure to get the ass shots JUST ENOUGH to tease but NOT ENOUGH to show the WHOLE TRUNK #u know just to celebrate hashtag best friends dayyy <3 jus a lil SUMIN SUMIN for allen U KNOW. NORMAL PPL GIFTS #he rlly thinks hes slick. #he heard josh likes to golf and now hes acting like he 'just so happened' to 'stumble into' this 'hobby'. ok. ok stef #this is literally his plan to replace allens fellow whitemen in golf and honsstly? i can support that #doesnt mean im not gonna LAUGH at it tho bcs this is INSANE??? i still cant get over 'SOMEBODY (josh) come get me RIGHT (josh)' #JUST SAY!!!! U WANT HIM TO DCK YOU DOOOOWOENNNNN?!?!?!?!!??!?!? im SURE with your assets he wont say NO??!???? #but no. we cant be Normal here we jsut HAVE to play bttm mind games. ok. ok stef. u do that #maybe i jsut dont GET IT but the. this is so. LITTLE MAN DOES AS LITTLE MAN DO IG ?!?!?!? #the BACKWARDS hat in the sun.... hes still trying to look cool and hes GOLFING ?!??!?!? #literally ONLY doing this to get joshs attention. . . #well i HOPE it WORKED diggs. i HOPE it WORKED. #and if it didnt.... diggs knows keenum likes to golf too . . S o m e b o d y will Get him Right . . #the question mark like he isnt desperate and demanding like hes some innocent naive sexycute golfgirl in a miniskirt #KILLKILLLKILIKILIKILIKILKKIL #diggs #diggs/allen #HES INSANE (HE SAID. FOR THE 500TH TIME AND ONGOING STILL.) #somebody (josh) come (josh) get (josh) me (josh) right (josh) #'come inside me jo-

[softly-mossy]

ah i see. only rich and popular people make it to where they wanna go. i get it now

#just sitting here not even feeling that bad and my mind is instantly #telling me Do It. take the pills scratch yourself do anything that will peave a mark because thats the only way you #know how to let pwople know youre struggling brcause youre the worst at asking for things like comfort and friendship bc u dont deserve it #for real man im having to start to set reminders to remind me to actually eat because every day is just so blank that i just sit theough it #and honest to god forget to eat. at all. and its being interpreted as 'wanting to lose weight' when its actually the fact that #i dont want to feed myself anymore. i dont like me. i will do anything that will indirectly rwsult in Unalive because Holy Shit this hurta #i dont. have much twthering me down anymore. i really dont. my friends dont check in (reasonably so) bc im ass at responding #and to everyone else i am the Happy :) Guy who is Never Sad so like SIKE lol #(standing under a large icicle) oh nooo i sure hope this doesnt fall right onto my noggin and end me :) #local idiot sad #idk guess i gotta do something at least. to mess with so i can see a physical reaction ro rhis shit

[mejomonster]

majima is SO hot. so hot. he is SO bi.

gloves. leather pants. crock jacket. tiddies OUT. hair CHOPPED. 

majima is so hot SO hot. 

#yakuza 0 #lb #majima goro #so what yakuza 0 taught me is he is the HOTTEST mf in the game #also he is SO bi #man could not be after my heart more #dream me? looks like THIS FUCKER RIGHT HERE #i want my tiddies out and a big ass tattoo and THESE clothes and CHOPPED hair and a big BAT to fight with #also i am so happy? like he looked nice in the suit before which was the point #that he looked classy. but it was also him under control. and so to see his costume design so Extreme and flashy as a way of him being like #i dont want to be in control of anyone. im myself no matter who that fucker is #also u can really tell how nishitani influenced him #majima goro is more level headed than nishitani but like. he definitely saw like. be a bastard who goes with ur heart #who is blatant about enjoying the fighting or whatever it is you do. and ran with it.