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#can someone send me kenma headcanons
emi-simps · 1 year
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some kenma headcanons i have
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tw; none that i can think of but am open to changing if necessary just send me an ask. :)
a/n: not edited definitely grammatical errors but i'm lazy and don't care :D
kenmas main love language is gift giving.
he definitely gets you your own gaming setup that’s the same as his, but it’s themed after your favorite things and colors.
Do you need one with that much top-of-the-line equipment if you’re just a casual gamer? no absolutely not, and he knows this, but he knows it’s some of the best equipment and that’s why he got it
he also gifts you new games on things like steam without even asking, you’ll just get on and see an inbox full of games or add on's he gifted you.
kuroo jokingly calls him your sugar daddy
if you ever ask why or express that you don’t think you’re worthy of all of his gifts he’s actually so confused cause he’s just so in love with you that the idea that you don’t deserve the best is actually impossible to him 
he also expresses how he’s so thankful for you cause he’s not stupid, he knows being with him can’t be easy cause he’s always so busy and there’s times where he has no time to spend with you even though he always does his best to give you as much time or attention as he can
he’s always ready to drop whatever he’s doing if you need him though, no matter if he’s streaming or in a meeting for his company he’ll always come when you need him.
he’s definitely the type to remember everything, even if you don’t think he’s listening.
if you come to tell him something while he’s gaming, he’ll specifically turn the volume down so he can hear you better, he’d even go as far as to mute who he’s playing with if they get too loud or distracting. 
definitely the type of boyfriend where he thinks you look beautiful/handsome no matter what, even when you first wake up with bed head, morning breath and the lines from the pillowcase on your cheek.
takes off your birthday/anniversary every year, no matter what, if it falls on one of his streaming days, he’ll tweet to his fans that the stream is being moved, he mentions why and won’t even apologize cause his fans know by know that you come first always, and its fine cause they love you. if there’s a meeting that way, he has them either reschedule it or leaves it up to someone he trusts to act in his place.
has a bunch of candid photos of you, ones where you know he’s taking pictures of you as well but there’s just something about candid pictures that make his heart clench, and when i say a bunch, i mean a bunch, if anyone sends him any they're being saved.
his lock-screen and home screen are both photos of you, his password is either your birthday or your anniversary. 
his lap is always open to you if you want to sit and cuddle or chat, even if he’s streaming, he’ll gently kiss your temple and whisper asking if you’d like him to log off, and he knows when your no is genuine and when you’re just saying no because you don’t want to upset anyone.
he’s quick to shut down rumors that you’re controlling, manipulating or abusing him in any way, assuring his fans that everything he does for you he does of his own volition. 
“Kodzuken is a simp” starts trending after that, you and kuroo make jokes about it cause, people just now realized? he doesn’t care though, he’s so i love with you he’d do anything for you.
if he’s ever drained, he’ll absolutely just find you and either plop down next to you and cuddle up if you’re sitting or lying down or if you’re standing just come and hug you before nuzzling his face into you.
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himbofan · 1 year
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haikyuu!! boys finding out you're a big 'ol nerd
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hello i once again return with some headcanons no one asked for B)
what if some nerdy boys found out that you were also a nerd?? I feel like when I tell people I like manga or video games it somehow changes their perspective of me so I tried writing it :)
cw: fluff, mention of bugs, gn reader
characters: kenma, tendou, tsukishima
wc: 700+
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kozume kenma
when he hears you’re a gamer, he lights up so fast; like a cat when you open a can of food
if you’re talking to someone else, he’ll pretend he didn’t overhear, but really he’s hanging on to every word you say
if you’re talking to him, he’ll begin asking you your favorite games with a sparkle in his eye
if you ask to swap friend codes he’ll gladly oblige
once you accept his friend request he’s immediately scanning through your library to see what you’ve played
if he sees that you play a lot of games that he plays as well, he’ll get butterflies 💕
in the future he’ll definitely be more open and trusting towards you, since you’re a fellow nerd
will send you video game news and announcements through text, asking if you’re going to get the new game or whatever
he definitely loves it when you send memes or geek out about a game, no matter how much you may spam him he’s reading all of it!!
if you ask him to put his minecraft bed next to yours (even as a joke) he might malfunction for a bit
congrats you now have a high level friend that can carry you on all the hard bosses 
he’s also the type to give you a bunch of high level items and money when you play an online game together (because he's absolutely enamored 😳)
kuroo points it out and is totally dramatic about it
“damn, you’ve never given me that much stuff when I play. I almost feel hurt, do you like them more than me now?”
“no comment.”
tendou satori
if you tell him you read shounen jump he’ll probably fall in love on the spot
ok maybe not that fast, but he’s definitely excited to finally have someone to talk to about weekly chapters
he’ll ask to swap numbers too so you can send each other memes and theories about the mangas being serialized
sends a “good morning!” and “goodnight!” everyday to you with a meme or cool fanart related to the manga you’ve been discussing
he absolutely loves it when you ramble about characters, storytelling techniques, how the good the anime adaption is, and other extremely niche nerdy details
if you cry when your favorite character dies, he’ll think it’s so cute and endearing
he’ll tease you at first, but will comfort you nonetheless without being condescending or judging you
he will subtly try to act like characters that you simp for
tendou worries that your reputation might take a hit if you’re seen hanging out with him all the time, so he asks you if it’s okay
“of course it’s fine, talking to you makes my day more fun! plus, who else would I cry to about fictional characters?” 
he’s frozen for a moment before bursting out into laughter with heated cheeks
if he hadn’t fallen for you already, he definitely knew this was the final nail in the coffin 💘
tsukishima kei
ok i’m imagining a gecko or bug that accidentally got into the classroom and no one wants to touch it because they think it’s gross
tsukishima would, but he doesn’t want to attract any unnecessary attention so he just sits back and watches his classmates scramble about
until you show up and gracefully scoop up the lil guy with tenderness and adoration, carefully heading towards the door to release it outside 
he probably already thought you were cute, but now he has a reason to talk to you that doesn’t seem forced
he stops you before you get out the door, asking to see the creature in your hands 
you ask if he wants to hold it, he’s a little surprised but will say yes
when your hand brushes his, adrenaline explodes in his body but he makes no outward indication about how nervous he really is 
you excitedly ask if he likes creatures too, which leads to a wonderful conversation about how bugs and stuff are actually really cool
until you both remember that he still has a bug in his hands that needs to be outside 
you continue chatting while heading towards the door and it might seem like he’s not listening; responding with one word answers and nods, but he’s just trying to keep his cool
if you exchange numbers, he’ll send you pictures of bugs or reptiles he finds outside that he thinks you might like 
if you have any pets that require tanks (fish, bugs, reptiles, amphibians etc) he’ll subtly ask to come over so he can check them out
“hey, we should study at your place sometime.”
“you know you can just ask me if you wanna see my pets lol”
"...hmpf"
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chaoticevilorange · 2 years
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Haikyuu
Haikyuu boys x reader scenarios
Videogames: fight games
Taking care of his s/o
Slow dancing with his s/o
Rainy days
Taking care of you during your period
Watching an episode without him
Caught in the rain
Soft kisses
Little accident
Stealing kisses
Stealing time (slight NSFW)
He gets sick
Romance movie cliché
His s/o having weird manners
Comforting his s/o after a nightamare
Reactions to getting piercings
You sleep at his place for 1st time
Jealous hq boys (highschool steamy edition)
Watching a sad movie with you
What kind of thirst trap does he sends you
He and his team see you play
Asking you to move in with them
How he acts after he realises he’s falling for you
Playing among us with the haikyuu boys
Colombian or hispanic s/o short drabbles
His s/o gives him a love bite
You walk on them while they change (as friends)
He walks on you while you change (as friends)
You kiss him in front of his team
First thing in the morning
What domestic chore he hates most
First time spending the night with you
He realises he’s falling for you
They watch a scary movie with you
Jealous hq boys (time skip steamy edition)
You ask if he can help you with your sunblock
You smack his ass (suggestive)
They wake up on your chest
They catch you staring
Cuddling sessions
First kiss
They help you to study
Falling asleep on their lap
Special events
500 followers: MSBY Proposal
400 followers: first time (slight nfsw)
300 followers: Inarizaki´s new addition
Shiratorizawa´s sweet/badass manager
Captains as husbands; Daichi, Oikawa, Ushijima, Kuroo, Bokuto, Kita
His s/o calling them petnames for the first time (only nekoma)
200 followers: Day off
Kabedon scenarios: Ushijima, Sakusa and Suna
100 followers: How he reacts to you calling him “husband”
Friendship headcanons; being childhood friends with the twins
Chat: Miya twins
Chat: Kageyama & Daichi
Characters hc and one shots
Tsukishima Kei:
Steps back
Tsukishima Kei x reader
Suna Rintarō:
Suna Rintaro x reader
Where he left you
Iwaizumi Hajime:
Manhandled
Visiting your family (fem spanish/latin s/o)
Iwaizumi Hajime x reader fluff
His s/o is a heat thief
Kita Shinsuke:
His to love (smut)
Kita Shinsuke x reader fluff
Ushijima Wakatoshi:
Interview
How he reacts when someone kiss your forehead
Ushijima Wakatoshi x reader fluff
Sakusa Kiyoomi:
Love is blindness
MSBY Black Jackals: How you meet
MSBY Black Jackals: Friends to lovers
Bokuto Kōtaro:
MSBY Black Jackals: How you meet
MSBY Black Jackals: Friends to lovers
Bokuto Kōtaro x reader fluff
Miya Atsumu:
MSBY Black Jackals: How you meet
You didn’t knew he was a volleyball player (time skip Atsumu)
Friends to lovers headcanons
Late valentine’s day
Miya Osamu:
Osamu Miya x reader
Osamu x reader fluff request
Hinata Shoyo:
MSBY Black Jackals: How you meet
Hinata Shoyo x reader fluff
Kenma Kozume:
Special request : he visits you in the hospital
Kenma Kozume x reader fluff
Oikawa Tōru:
Jealous
Oikawa Toru x Gn!reader
Various
Asahi Azumane x reader
Daichi Sawamura x reader
Nishinoya Yū x reader
Yamaguchi Tadashi x reader
Kuroo Tetsuro x reader
Satori Tendou x reader
Sugawara Kōshi x reader
Akaashi Keiji x reader
Tobio Kageyama x reader
I think that’s all, if you notice the fanfic or hc doesnt matches the redirected URL please let me know! 😉✨
Thanks for reading! 🐨✨💖
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ichigoromi · 2 years
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𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 | 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧
I don't think I have written a Kuroo headcanon...maybe like last year, once? Well, anyway, I've got an idea and Kuroo seems like a fit, so yeah!
Hope y'all will enjoy this:)
Pairing(s): Kuroo Tetsurou x fem reader! (she/her) x I guess you'll know in the tags or when you get to the juicy parts!
Genre(s): Romance, Angst, Unrequited love
Warning(s): y/n is an occasional smoker
a/n - I do not know how to smoke so my description is very lousy for the smoking part! sorry!
Enjoy!
Kuroo Tetsurou
"Kuroo! Wait! It's pouring outside!" You took off your apron and ran outside, following after your friend with an umbrella.
He kept on walking under the rain and you were drenched by the rain by now too, just by chasing after him.
"Tetsurou! I said stop!"
He finally stopped and turned to face you.
"I can't love you, you know that. I'm not the one for you, you know that..."
"Why? Don't you love me? I really liked you, ever since high school. Why can't you give me a chance? How would you know that we would not work out if you haven't tried?!" His hands were trembling as he took yours into his.
You sniffed and tried to look up to him in the midst of the heavy rain and your tears rolling down your cheeks.
"Tetsu. Please. I tried to love you but I'm just a burden to you! We can't do this-" He pulls you into a kiss under the rain, trying to get you to stop talking.
You push him away.
"Kuroo. I'm sorry. We are done."
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[6 years later]
You felt out of place as you enter the wedding hall with your companion, Kenma.
Actually, it was him who asked you to be his plus-one at his best friend's wedding.
Kinda forced you to come as his date so other people won't tease him for coming without a date.
He paid for your dress, so you have no complaint.
How many years has it been since you last saw him?
A lot of national athletes attended the wedding, well, he works with them.
Kuroo Tetsurou, you met him in high school and...you became good friends with him and Kenma.
What exactly went wrong?
Everything. He confessed to you, but you weren't exactly looking for a serious relationship.
Sure, he made you comfortable and helped you but was he the one that you were looking for?
You begin to distance yourself from him and by the time you realised your feelings for him, he already moved on.
Coming to his wedding was kind of closure, that once you leave this place, you were gonna leave your feelings for Kuroo behind too.
"Kenma, I want to go." You tug on the tail-end of his blazer.
"We're staying till the end. No buts, I bet he wants to say thanks to the person that gifted him that ridiculous expensive refrigerator."
You owned a successful French-Japnese fusion dessert cafe and is also a famous patisserie, so when you heard that he was getting married, that was the gift that you thought of. Your cafe was also catering the desserts for his wedding.
The initial plan was just to send him the wedding gift but somehow, Kenma convinced you to come.
All your high school classmates were coming to your table to congratulate you on your restaurant succession and ask if you have a beau by your side.
Soon, everyone was settled into their seats as it is time for the groom and bride to make their entrance.
Only for this day, you'll allow yourself to feel those feelings and leave them here. Once you exit this venue, there's no longer Kuroo Tetsurou in your life.
A little teardrop falls from your eye, and you tried to hold it in.
"Here, you can use this." The stranger sitting beside you slid his handkerchief to you. You nod to him and mumble thanks.
You were happy for him and glad that he found someone else.
But the tears won't stop.
The stranger beside you, who you just met and gave you his handkerchief, he lightly pats your back in a way to comfort you.
Kenma was worried, but seeing how the gentleman was treating you, he decided to see how it would turn out.
"I'll be at the rooftop garden to take a breather."
You rarely smoke but once in a while, but today is one of those days. It was only you alone and the cold autumn wind.
As your lips touch the cigarette, you inhale and exhale the smoke. You can never get used to its taste, but it kind of relaxes you. After one stick, you are about to smoke another one, a hand stops you.
"Why are you smoking? It's bad for you."
Ah, it's that handsome nosy stranger that was sitting beside you.
"I know but it feels good." He passed you a lollipop.
"Take this instead. It's better than smoking." You unwillingly accept the lollipop and try to unwrap it.
He took it from you and unwrap it for you.
"What's your name? I've never seen you before." You took the lolly from him and puts it in your mouth.
"I'm Sakusa Kiyoomi." He introduced himself, you can guess he is an athlete based on his height.
He easily towers over you.
"I'm y/n. Why are you so nosy?"
That was the first time anyone called him nosy, and honestly, he was not annoyed at all. Instead, he starts laughing. You frowned at his reaction.
"I don't know. I just felt like following you." He shrugs his shoulders and went to stand next to you.
"Do you wanna get out of here and get some oden?"
Well...You've been wanting to get out of the wedding and Kenma is not leaving anytime soon.
"Okay, let's go." You took his hand and pulled him towards the exit.
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[six months later...]
Life has been normal (?) after ditching Kenma at the wedding and going out on a spontaneous oden date with Sakusa Kiyoomi; life has been pretty boring.
You two never exchanged numbers, so you have been busy with his life, and he has been busy with his.
But why do you feel so empty?
"We're close for the day…Sakusa?"
When you were thinking about him, he appeared in front of you.
"Is it too late to ask you out on a date?"
You laughed and removed your apron around your waist. Sakusa was nervous and shaking as you approached him from behind the counter.
"It's never too late. Let me close the shop, and we can go on that date." You leaned up to kiss him on the cheek and head to the back.
Sakusa is so glad to meet you at that wedding.
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Did you guys expect it to be Sakusa? I don't know why but I guess I like Sakusa a little too much. I hope you guys enjoyed this! And I have been away for a long time, I think this was one of my longest hiatus ever and I'm glad to be back!
I have been having issues with the beta editor, which is one of the reasons why I wasn't writing that much and my exams have officially ended!
Stay safe and healthy!
With love,
Rosalie🍓
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crushzone · 2 years
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Kuroo and a Loincloth
@obitobrigade​‘s Ask: Oooh okay… doodle head game, Hmmm… how about Kuroo+ loin cloth Don’t judge me and debauchery
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Headcanon:
❥ Without Kuroo’s knowledge or consent, Kenma’s highest twitch point reward is ‘make my roommate do anything’.
❥ He goes about his day normally until Kenma calls him into his room, hands him a loin cloth telling him people have paid good money to see him wear this.
❥ You can imagine he is very confused, people paid to see him in a loin cloth???
❥ But instead of questioning it, because Kuroo is a bit crazy and kind of cocky about the fact someone has paid Kenma to see him like this, he just shrugs and leave to put it on.
❥ When he comes back into the room, his hands on his hips and giving Kenma’s stream a full fashion show, the chat box EXPLODES.
❥ Kenma is so embarrassed but also it's his fault for having that as his top paid item.
❥ Also he is kinda salty that he has to take his stream recording down later that week due to twitch contacting him about ‘nudity’ in his video.
Art by me and HCs by @ceo-of-daichi​ ✨
Send me an ask with a character and an inanimate object/food, and we'll respond with a doodle and headcanons.
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miyababes · 11 months
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iwaizumi hajime.
long fics. (5k+)
crystallize by saetyrn9 [ nsfw ]
freshman year by aiiwa [ college au ] [ nsfw ]
; pretty in pink ; beautiful in blue
the waiting game by kodaiki [ sfw ; fluff ]
venus by saetyrn9 [ nsfw ]
fics. (2.5k+)
all yours by seita [ nsfw ]
better than by seita [ nsfw ]
honey by stelleum (+ matsukawa, hanamaki, oikawa) [ nsfw ]
; vanilla
operation: sex god by writeiolite [ college au ] [ nsfw ]
strawberry kisses by mrs-kurooo [ nsfw ]
worth the weight by shibaraki [ sfw ; fluff ]
short fics. (1k+)
4.5 by stelleum [ suggestive ]
a stuck vibrator by saintodo [ nsfw ]
accidental nude send by elysianslove [ nsfw ]
after party by hajimio [ suggestive ]
another night of hoping by duino [ suggestive ]
breath by hajimio [ sfw ; fluff ]
camp crush by luvbub-archive [ sfw ; fluff ]
cock and ball worship by bobaji (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki) [ nsfw ]
collusion by sookisaurus [ college au ] [ nsfw ]
defending you by hajimio [ fluff ]
devil by stelleum [ sfw ; fluff ]
don't forget me by shibaraki [ sfw ; fluff / angst ]
exes by heartaro (+ tsukishima, osamu) [ sfw ; hurt/comfort ]
falling in love by hajimio [ sfw ; fluff ]
hit me like you hate me by hornime [ nsfw ]
killshot by eqgtart [ sfw ; fluff ]
let me by adoringhaikyuu [ sfw ; fluff ]
linger by eightonenine [ sfw ; fluff ]
; latch [ sfw ; fluff ]
mentioning their ex during an argument by tetsvhoe [ sfw ; angst with happy ending ]
not good with words by iwaizooming [ sfw ; fluff/light angst ]
overthink by hajimio [ sfw ; fluff / light angst ]
punishment by saetyrn9 [ nsfw ]
stoner sex by bjbex [ nsfw ]
stretching you out by saetyrn9 [ nsfw ]
sweater by shoyoist [ sfw ; fluff ]
take it easy baby, make it last all night by heich0e [ college au ] [ nsfw ]
tease by hajimio [ suggestive ]
they're beautiful by princesskazuya [ nsfw ]
under the influence by strobimilk [ suggestive ]
when he doesn't realise you're sick by dnlcsml02 [ sfw ; angst with happy ending ]
drabbles.
sfw: [ 1 - 100 ].
nsfw: [ 1 - 100 ].
headcanons.
avoiding him by sugarkage [ sfw ; fluff ]
best friends to lovers by elysianslove (+ kuroo, oikawa) [ sfw ; fluff ]
college bf!iwaizumi by utahimeow [ sfw ; fluff ]
crawling into his lap by kageyuji (+ bokuto, oikawa, akaashi, kenma, matsukawa) [ sfw ; fluff ]
dilf!iwaizumi by yuutitties [ nsfw ]
falling for someone out of their league by neoheros (+ kuroo) [ sfw ; fluff ]
first kiss by rintarous [ sfw ; fluff ]
first kisses by stelleum (+ hanamaki, oikawa, matsukawa) [ sfw ; fluff ]
horny thoughts by saetoru (+ atsumu, suna, osamu, bokuto, sakusa) [ nsfw ]
when they're lovesick by kodaiki (+ bokuto, kuroo, atsumu, kita) [ sfw ; fluff ]
timestamps.
5.28pm by hajimine [ sfw ; fluff ]
11.41pm by kodaiki [ sfw ; fluff ]
series.
smau.
asking him to rail you by toru-oikawas-milkbread [ nsfw ]
asking you to cuddle but you have to turn them down by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kunimi) [ sfw ]
boyfriend texts by aiiwa [ suggestive ]
'can i wear your hoodie?' by darlingimawitch (+ terushima, bokuto) [ sfw ; fluff ]
'finish the heart' trend by arhvste (+ suna, osamu, akaashi) [ sfw ; fluff ]
responding to you asking if they're jealous by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani) [ sfw ; fluff ]
responding to you being clingy by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]
responding to you texting them 'you hurt my feelings' after a fight by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]
sending you a dirty text by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kunimi, kindaichi) [ nsfw ]
they leave you on read after you say 'i love you' by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]
when he finds out your fictional crush is your lockscreen by darlingimawitch (+ oikawa, terushima) [ sfw ]
you ask them 'do you only care about my body?' by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]
you ask them for nudes by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ suggestive ]
you ask them if they still find you attractive by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ; fluff ]
you ask them "on a scale of 1-10, how annoyed are you with me right now?" after a fight by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]
you ask them to 'pick a number between 1-10' and send them that many nudes by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani) [ nsfw ]
you leave them on read after they say 'i love you' by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, akaashi, bokuto, terushima) [ sfw ]
you send them a dirty text by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ nsfw ]
you text them 'i want to sit on your face' by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kenma, kuroo) [ nsfw ]
smau series.
conversation hearts by kuroosmikasavolleyball [ college au ] [ sfw ; fluff ]
gear shift by boomboomjaz [ racer!iwaizumi ] [ sfw ]
history by rintarous [ sfw ; fluff/angst ]
they were roommates by atsukashii [ college au ] [ sfw ; angst/fluff ]
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gojou-violin · 1 year
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IM HERE TO DELIVER!! Idk if you wanted thirsty thots but what characters do you think eat the kitty all nice and sloppy? 👀
OK OK PLEASE SEND ME THIRST-- I'm prob one of the horniest ppl on this godforsaken app, and that's saying something....
anyhow. here's what i got out of the characters on my list:
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| eren - he hooks his arms around your thighs while he's laying on his stomach between your legs, just going for it. if you pull on his hair or kick him away, that's not going to deter him. he's got a goal in mind: to make you cum on his tongue as many times as possible
| hange - ......do i need to say anything
| zeke - mans has a large tongue that can do THINGS and no one can tell me differently
| denji - bro. the second this guy learned how vaginas work, he started putting in the time and effort into researching everything he could. seeing someone shake as they cum because of him is his absolute favorite thing, so he sits there on his knees in front of you as you're sitting on a chair or on the couch, and he's putting all his knowledge of how to make ppl cum into simply having you scream his name-- bonus points if he makes you squirt. he'll brag about it to aki later.
| zanka - i have so many headcanons of this guy just lazily hiding under the covers, eating you out while engine is just sitting there talking about work. he likes teasing his fingers at your entrance, too.
| bokuto - if this man doesn't make you cum on his tongue in 5 minutes or less, he'll start pouting until you push him back down and tell him how to do it-- and once he makes you cum, mans ego is boosted for the next 5-6 business days.
| kenma - my sweet kitten boy <3 <3 <3 he knows how to make you feel good-- anything for you! he'll look up at you through his lashes just to make sure he's doing it right, and then he'll smile against your clit when he sees you throwing your head back and praising him a thousand times over.
| yamaguchi - he's so quiet, no one would ever expect him to know how to eat pussy, but mans has been prepping his entire life for this moment. sure, he needs a little help here and there, but after some practice, he's a GOD at it.
| gojou - he'd be silly about it, nipping and edging you just for his own entertainment. but the things he can do with his tongue-- OH BOYYYYYY
| sukuna - .........guys............ i don't have to explain myself here, right?
| toji - this guy's a manwhore. you're gonna look me in the eye and tell me he wouldn't wrap his arms under your knees then keep his palms pressed on your stomach to keep you still while he forces orgasm after orgasm out of you? you're gonna lie to yourself and me? really?
| yuutah - i think he'd be really sweet about it. "am-i doin' it right?" meanwhile he's got your legs shaking and your throat sore from screaming :)
| hawks - he's going to make you ride his face. he's going to. like, his favorite thing in the world is having you grabbing onto the headboard, panting breathlessly, riding his face desperately while you warn him, "i'm gonna cum, fuck, i'm gonna cum--"
| ineka (oc) - GUYS IM NEVER GONNA SHUT UP ABOUT INEKA OK LEAVE ME ALONE-- LET ME RANT ABOUT HIM 24/7-- HES A PANSEXUAL MANWHORE THAT'S WILDLY IN LOVE WITH TOGE OK LEAVE ME ALONE (anyhow, mans would def use his technique to figure out how to cum, and then would just do it to catch you off guard. and he'd smirk when you're cumming. and he'd laugh when you try to squirm away from him--......... i need holy water)
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pridewon · 2 years
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@deepsets​ said:   u know what i say a lot of headcanons but i do like to think that kuroo at some point played some vidya games with bokuto (because of u know playing with kenma when they were younger ) whether it be like smash or mario cart you know bokuto would get mad because hes not a gamer and kuroo would when every time but kenma doesnt indulge because he knows if he does then kuroo and bokuto would   equally lose just as bad smh ken-ken why do u have do them both like that aequicnbadweith   (send me your headcanons about our muses!) (acc.)
oh my gOD CASSI NKDNVMFD yes to virtually all of this i love it, i refuse to believe kuroo and bokuto don’t spend extensive amounts of time together and bokuto isn’t kuroo’s best friend right there with kenma, so of course after getting into vidoe games with kenma, and getting pretty darn good at quite a few, he’d want to play with bokuto... only competitive games though, for the joy of seeing him lose every time and winning every ‘loser buys lunch for the winner!’ bet they have even after bokuto’s 137th defeat. i think they should play at kuroo’s house but also at bokuto’s house so kuroo can be besties with bokuto’s older sisters, and bokuto hating that because they all gang up on him collectively. and when they want to play a game they don’t have or just feel like bothering someone, they go over to kenma’s who doesn’t have a say in the matter and makes them regret it by grinding them into the dust and then ‘this is why i didn’t want to play with you two, you sore losers’ nkkfnb I LOVE IT THANK YOU FOR SENDING IT <3
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ushisrever · 2 years
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BABY, BABY COLLAB
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Welcome! Welcome to the BABY BABY COLLAB!
Just a little collab event that me and someone else (ehem @lovemeian ehem) came up with.  I’ve currently been in the sort of baby fever phase and I can’t get enough of creating contents that are about haikyuus being dads etc.  So, a good friend of mine thought it’ll be fun to make a collab based on this current situation of mine LOL 
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Requirement: 
Pick a character from any fandom (haikyuu, jjk, bnha, tokyo rev, etc) you want to write about. Simply write anything that revolves around the idea of baby fever, babies, them as dads, or the idea of family with them. Let your imagination run wild! 
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How to Join?: 
Just send in an ASK and tell me which character (from any fandom) you’ll be writing about. 
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Rules and guidelines: 
Anyone is free to join!
If you are interested in joining, send me the character (it can be from any fandom: haikyuu, jjk, bnha, tokyo rev, etc) you will be writing about. Though, I request that you tell me from what fandom your character is for I am not well versed with some characters from different fandoms other than haikyuu.  A maximum of three (3) repetition of characters will be allowed per character. 
You can pick as many characters you want to write about (just make sure the character is not yet picked thrice) 
Reblog this post once I’ve placed your name on the list :)
NSFW contents are NOT allowed.  Let’s keep the contents as SFW as possible.  However, suggestive contents and other genres/aus are accepted as long as it follows the guidelines/theme 
There is no word limit.  It can go from headcanons, one-shots, drabbles or series.  Write what makes you comfortable :) 
Deadline will be on January 31, 2022. However, if you cannot make it up to the deadline, it’s alright. (Please do tell me :)))
Once you’ve finished make sure to tag me and/or use the tag #baby-baby collab
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PARTICIPANTS: 
@lovemeian - Shoji Mezo (BNHA) 
@lovemeian - Kyotani Kentaro (Haikyuu)
@ushisrever - Kunimi Akira (Haikyuu) - Breakfast Date
@ushisrever   - Ushijima Wakatoshi (Haikyuu) - Bibingka (epilogue)
@ushisrever -  Kita Shinsuke (Haikyuu) - Christmas Wish
@sunarent - Suna Rintaro (Haikyuu) - Love you, papa
@sunarent - Iwaizumi Hajime (Haikyuu) - Nightmares 
@tessa-is-a-simp - Bakugo Katsuki (BNHA)   - tis’ the season to be jolly
@tessa-is-a-simp - Kuroo Tetsuro (Haikyuu)
@tessa-is-a-simp - Megumi Fushiguro (JJK) - a new chapter
@tessa-is-a-simp - Satoru Gojo (JJK)
@haikyutiehoe - Ushijima Wakatoshi (haikyuu)
@haikyutiehoe - Tatsuki Washio (haikyuu)
@haikyutiehoe - Issei Matsukawa (haikyuu)
@haikyutiehoe - Iwaizumi Hajime (Haikyuu)
@haikyutiehoe - Kiyoomi Sakusa (Haikyuu)
@the-japanese-wagtail - Tobio Kageyama (Haikyuu)
@kirakirasaku - Kenma Kozume (Haikyuu) - Surprise! 
@admiringlove - Miya Atsumu (Haikyuu) - The adventures of miya atsumu and his band of misfits
@shoyotime - Oikawa Tooru (Haikyuu)
@ninjamomo - Shigaraki Tomura (My Hero Academia) - Baby
@drakendaydreams - Ken Ryuguji (Tokyo Revengers) - Monsters
@toorusplant - Bokuto Koutarou (Haikyuu)
@kiyozuku - Hanma Shuzi (Tokyo Revengers) 
@kiyozuku - Ken Ryuguji or Draken (Tokyo Revenges) 
@kiyozuku - Mitsuya Takashi (Tokyo Revengers) 
@tsumoooo - Akaashi Keiji (Haikyuu)
@zephestia - Akaashi Keiji (Haikyuu) 
@melsun - Sakusa Kiyoomi (Haikyuu) 
@melsun - Miya Osamu (Haikyuu) 
@adelheidvonschicksal - Shouto Todoroki (My Hero Academia) 
@justanawolf - Nicolas Romero (Haikyuu) - Beach Time
@chickentendieboi - Sakusa Kiyoomi, Bokuto Kotaro, Hinata Shouyou, Miya Atsumu, Shugo Meian & Shion Inunaki (Haikyuu)  - MSBY Jackals as Dads
@duckymcdoorknob - Tenya Iida - Homemade Holiday
@cupidkavia​ - Denki Kaminari (My hero academia)
@myreygn - Matsukawa Issei, Yaku Morisuke, Tadashi Yamaguchi & Tanaka Ryunouke (haikyuu) - Haikyuu!! boys as dads 
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bokuroar · 3 years
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haikyuu!! characters & the things the guys i liked did for me
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a/n: quick headcanon bec this idea just popped into my head ! basically this hc is all about what i think the characters would do too hehe and ngl i miss the general feeling of having a crush so this is me projecting >< i’d appreciate it if you’ll leave a feedback after reading hehe
characters: kenma k., kuroo t., akaashi k., oikawa t., sugwara k., miya a., bokuto k., sakusa k., miya o., iwaizumi h.
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✧ KENMA: treated me to a nearby cafe on valentine’s day just because i reached the highest rank in an fps mobile game we both play. he bought me my favorite boba tea!
✧ KUROO: made a bet with me based on our last mathematics exam for the school year because we both always ace the previous ones. whoever gets the lower score treats the other lunch to our favorite fast food. i won by 3 points btw.
✧ AKAASHI: he goes to school early but he waits for me until i get to our classroom so we can get our things in our locker at the same time. it became our morning routine.
✧ OIKAWA: sent me a long message just to say how thankful he is he has me especially when he needed someone to lean on during the toughest times of his life, and that he wants to keep me in his life forever.
✧ SUGAWARA: gave me a hug and asked me what’s wrong when he noticed i was too quiet.
✧ ATSUMU: sends me ‘the one who sent this wants to say you’re pretty’ tiktok videos. but he sends me ‘send this to your short friend’ videos too. >:(
✧ BOKUTO: video called me and tried on several filters while we laughed and talked. he wanted to see me and cheer me up because i was sick and haven’t been to school for a week.
✧ SAKUSA: doesn’t really read but made a goodreads account just to follow me and see what i have been reading.
✧ OSAMU: bought me iced coffee in the mornings when he knows i’m rushing to get to class. he’s got my order memorized.
✧ IWAIZUMI: ate dinner together with our friends because we had classes until evening. he was taking me back inside the school where i was going to be picked up when he casually held my hand while we were walking. we just continued to walk in comfortable silence.
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say hi; thoughts/ask !
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xrux · 3 years
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˗ˋ the little things they do ˊ˗
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INCLUDES ⋮ headcanons of things that are mostly platonic in nature and yet they make your heart flutter when they do it
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featuring ⋮ bokuto koutarou, akaashi keiji, oikawa tooru, iwaizumi hajime, matsukawa issei, kuroo tetsurou, kozume kenma, miya osamu, miya atsumu, suna rintarou, ushijima wakatoshi, semi eita, tendou satori
warning/s ⋮ fluff fluff fluff
author’s note ⋮ i’ve had this sitting in my drafts for a little while now & i guess it’s soff loving hours for me 25/8 + if you ask me which one’s my favorite here, it’s atsumu’s and suna’s
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BOKUTO likes to open stubborn jars for you. he’ll watch you struggle with it first though before offering to open it for you
AKAASHI insists you walk on the inner sidewalk and him, on the outer. won’t ask you twice, he’ll just say it and add a “please?” in case you say no
OIKAWA sends you selfies at any time of the day just to remind you what he looks like in case you forget, as if you ever will
IWAIZUMI waves at you once your eyes meet after you enter the lecture hall, signaling to you that he saved you the seat right next to him
MATSUKAWA and you have a lot of inside jokes. lots and lots of it to the point that it sometimes annoys the people around you when you laugh over something someone said, and both of you shrug it off by apologizing and saying “it’s nothing”
KUROO rests his chin on top of your head to remind you of your height difference and also just because he can. a lowkey bully, really
KENMA generally doesn’t show affection, let alone know how to return them. but when you’re sad, happy, or anything really, he’ll stroke the top of your head as he would a cat. he finds it comforting so he assumes everyone else would, too
OSAMU steals your food. but he also packs more than he usually eats in his bentos just because he knows you’re gonna want to steal his food too
ATSUMU runs to your seat during a timeout and you have to give him five as like a little ‘power-up boost’
SUNA doesn’t text to ask if you could take a call. he will randomly call you at 3 AM because he’s outside your house and he wants to get ice cream
USHIJIMA remembers every little detail from every one of your stories. even ones from where you thought he wasn’t remotely interested in
SEMI looks for you among the audience before he tells them the story of how he met you, right before he plays the song that he wrote about you
TENDOU does that thing where he taps your other shoulder from behind you, making you look for whoever did it and you always fall for it. that always warrants him a smack from you and sometimes you think he particularly does it for the smacks. quite the masochist
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teddy-yandere · 3 years
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Yandere Kenma Kozume Headcanons
⚠️WARNING⚠️ will contain dark themes
A/N = Feel free to request any characters you want. I write for many different fandoms , all you have to do is scroll to the bottom of this post and pick what fandom and character you want me to write for and send me a request. My inbox is always open so feel free to chat with me!! <3
* .:。✧*゚ ゚・ ✧.。. * * .:。✧*゚ ゚・ ✧.。. * . *.:。✧ *゚ ゚・ ✧.。. *.
• Kenma is a very confusing Yandere to describe. It actually takes him a very long time realize that he is in love with you.
• To set the scene I am going to make a classmate of Kenma that he sees regularly . I have the feeling that Kenma really likes routines so it would make it really hard for him to fall in love at first sight. Since you are his classmate he gets used to you and your presence.
• Kenma can sometimes be very socially awkward and not know what to do around people he is not familiar with.
• Every single time you went to one of his games or practice matches, Kuroo would notice that Kenma will actually play better and harder when he knows that you are in the audience watching him. If Kuroo or the other members of the team start to ask Kenma questions, he would immediately shut them down while saying “ I have no idea what you are talking about “.
• Sooner or later Kenma really starts to notice that he thinks about you a lot. He also makes a point to follow you home some days after practice. Then it hits him. He is in love with you.
• Since Kenma is very socially awkward and shy , he really does love to follow you home and watch you through your windows and stuff. In Kenma’s eyes he is simply protecting you. You don’t know about the many dangerous and bad things that could happen to you when Kenma isn’t watching you.
• If someone were to ask you out on a date or something , Kenma will do anything in his power to distract you on the day of the date. He will leave a coupon to you favorite store or ask you to come watch volleyball practice.
• If you were in a actual serious relationship, Kenma will probably make you break up with them by telling you awful lies about them. If that doesn’t work then I think Kenma will go get Kuroo involved .
• Soeaking of Kuroo, I feel like Kuroo will notice pretty early on that Kenma has a major crush on you . Because Kenma is his best friend, he will do anything in his power to make Kenma happy. Even if it means beating up a guy or two after school.
• Kuroo would really try to get Kenma to start a normal loving relationship with you , but Kenma being Kenma will say no and tell Kuroo to fuck off or something .
• After a while Kenma will break and would really want to kidnap you so that the two of you could be together for the rest of your lives. He will probably kidnap you in the least painful way.
• Kenma would never physically hurt or punish you when you are together in his house. If you misbehave then he will simply isolate you in your room and not talk to you. He will only come in to give you water and food , and untie you when you need to go to the bathroom or shower.
• When you are behaving Kenma can be really clingy at times. Poor boy is really touch starved. He really loves it when you let him be the little spoon . He also likes it when you lay on his chest or lap while he is playing video games !!
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Thanks for reading Darling !! <3
Feel free to request any character you want. I write for all genders. If you don’t tell me what gender you want then I will just make it gender nuetural. I write for many different fandoms such as:
• Demon Slayer
• Attack on Titan
• Haikyuu
• My Hero Acedemia
• Death Note
Have a nice Day / Night ~
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ffamranxii · 3 years
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HAIKYUU!! COUPLES HEADCANONS
DAISUGA
-Daichi goes to the gym to work out. Suga goes to the gym to ogle Daichi
-Suga has a massive sweet tooth
-Daichi cooks, Suga cleans
-Suga is a little shit who is not above seducing Daichi in public. He can say the most lewd things without batting an eye while Daichi blushes furiously
-Daichi and Kuroo once hooked up at training camp. They do not talk about it
-Daichi is good friends with Michimiya and Kiyoko. Suga is closer to Asahi
-Daisuga rarely fight and are often asked for relationship advice. Daichi tries to discourage this because “guys I didn’t realize Yui had a crush on me or that Suga was in love with me for three years.”
-Daichi can’t dance, won’t dance, and refuses to acknowledge the time he got trashed and twerked
-Suga dislikes his given name unless it’s said by Daichi, who is the only person allowed to call him Koushi
-Suga is extremely flexible. Daichi is not.
-Daichi or Suga getting hit on makes Daichi uncomfortable. Getting hit on amuses Suga, and Daichi getting hit on makes him horny
-It took all of high school for Daisuga to get together, because Daichi is oblivious and Suga assumed Daichi wasn’t into him. Daichi’s dumbness and their mutual pining becomes a fond, shared joke several years later
-Daichi has no gag reflex. 
-Daisuga have a very fat, very orange cat named Ninja. He’s surprisingly fast and agile despite looking like a furry basketball. (Daichi is a dog person and did not even want Ninja at first. He suspects Kuroo had something to do with this. Suga sometimes playfully gets upset because “Ninja likes you better than me, Dai!”)
-Everyone expects Suga to be the dominant one but Suga is more than willing to be submissive for Daichi and has on several occasions
ASANOYA
-Noya gets up before sunrise to run. Asahi would rather die than leave his bed before 8am
-Noya turns the coffee pot on and cooks breakfast to lure Asahi out of bed
-Noya is surprisingly patient, gentle, quiet, and kind when it comes to Asahi and his insecurities
-Noya is the type to bottle his insecurities and fears until they explode. The only one who can calm him back down is Asahi
-Asahi makes bratty faces when he thinks Noya isn’t looking
-Noya and Tanaka spend a lot of time with Daisuga because of the Daichi&Suga&Asahi&Kiyoko friendship. Asahi and Ennoshita become good friends
-Asahi doesn’t understand the distance between Noya and his sisters because Asahi is very close to his
-It is impossible to embarrass Noya
-Asahi gets a lot of inspiration for his fashion designs from traveling with Noya
-Noya knows how to braid hair and likes to play with Asahi’s
-Asahi enjoys physical affection but dislikes overt PDA. Noya would happily climb Asahi like a tree in public if Asahi would let him
-Only Asahi calls Noya by his given name
-Noya knows he likes Asahi early on but Asahi’s panic (“omg someone LIKES me?? NOYA likes me?? My crush??”) at his confession prevent them getting together until after the Date Tech match (after Asahi rejoins the team).
-Noya is affected by wanderlust and that’s why he travels. Sometimes Asahi joins him. They get married in Canada during one of these trips. (I once read a fantastic asanoya fic where a significant event happened in Canada so Canada is my asanoya place now)
-Noya sends Asahi a postcard from every place he’s ever visited. Sometimes he’ll spend over half an hour trying to find the *best* one, only to buy them all and send them as a sort of big long letter. Asahi saves them all in a photo album that lives on the coffee table. (Some people have a coffee table book, Asahi has a photo album.)
-Noya prefers to top. The one thing he’s really uncomfortable with is being on the bottom (physically laying beneath someone and also sex).
KUROKEN
-Kuroken have a black cat and a calico and enjoy naps on the couch with the kitties. Kuroo has SO MANY pictures in his phone of Kenma curled around the kitties.
-Kuroo: “Love you.” Kenma: “Hate you.”
-Kenma CAN cook, but likes that Kuroo likes taking care of him
-Every game Kuroo has ever owned is multiplayer because he only games with Kenma
-Kenma’s favorite games involve critical thinking and puzzles. Kuroo enjoys watching him play
-Kuroo is an introvert masquerading as an extrovert. Kenma is an introvert. They enjoy quiet nights in.
-Kuroo has anxiety. Kenma always knows when Kuroo is anxious and how to fix it
-People make Kenma anxious. Kuroo makes himself anxious.
-Kenma’s nicknames for Kuroo are Kuro and Koroemon. Kuroo calls Kenma Kyanma and kitten
-Kuroo has been in love with Kenma for as long as he can remember, since they were kids. Kenma knows this, but doesn’t understand he feels the same way until Kuroo goes off to college
-Kuroo is the one who discovered Daichi’s lack of gag reflex. He’s delighted to learn that Kenma lacks one as well
-Kenma moves more slowly than Kuroo. He’s not as comfortable with physical affection and sex as Kuroo is. Their relationship progresses slowly, and Kuroo lets Kenma lead. 
-After Kenma’s confession, how he feels about Kuroo is one of the very few things Kuroo does not doubt or make himself anxious over.
-Kuroo can, will, and has go(ne) on and on and ON about Kenma until someone shuts him up. It drives Yaku up the fucking wall in high school.
-Kenma does a retro game stream once or twice a month made up of games he and Kuroo used to play as kids. Kuroo actually games with him on those days and Kenma’s followers are quick to notice and speculate because Kenma has literally never gamed with another person in the same room before. Sometimes Kenma can only post the actual gameplay because Kuroo ruined the footage of them by being excessively sappy. (Kuroo is NOT above flirting and dirty talk to get an edge and Kenma doesn’t really think his fans need to know that.)
-Kuroken do not talk about Kuroo’s mom or sister
-The Kozumes love “Tetsu-chan” and Kuroo’s grandparents adore Kenma. Kuroken get along with each other’s families better than they do their own.
-Kuroo is tactile. He’s that ass-slapping friend. Kenma thinks he’s ridiculous
-Kuroo used to be dislike Hinata, because Kenma and Hinata are extremely good friends and Kuroo was afraid Hinata would take Kenma away from him. Kenma has assured him he doesn’t like Hinata like that but Kuroo doesn’t warm up until Hinata starts dating Kageyama
BOKUAKA
-Akaashi is 100% in charge of the house and the financials and his word is law. Not because he’s an asshole but because Bokuto is whipped
-Akaashi is a screamer. Bokuto has a big dick.
-Bokuto is the calmest between him and his sisters. His sisters have formed an Akaashi fanclub
-Bokuaka kiss a lot during sex
-Bokuto fucking loves owls
-Akaashi used to be embarrassed over being a manga editor but Bokuto thinks it’s the coolest job ever, “even better than mine!” When his authors need references, Akaashi sends them pictures of Bokuto. Bokuto takes this responsibility very seriously
-Bokuaka exclusively refer to each other by first name but Akaashi can’t break the habit of using -san
-Akaashi and Kenma are very good friends. Bokuto thinks they might even be better bros than him and Kuroo. (Kenma is one of the few people Akaashi calls by first name, and one of the only people who calls Akaashi by his.)
-Akaashi overthinks as a result of anxiety, but he doesn’t think he has anxiety. He prefers to call it “seeing the issue from all sides”
-Akaashi and Bokuto do yoga together. Bokuto behaves himself surprisingly well around Akaashi in yoga pants
-Akaashi decided to attend Fukurodani after watching Bokuto play and literally for no other reason
-Bokuaka are the embodiment of love at first sight and their relationship has an unreal, almost storybook quality to it because they are literally perfect for each other. Because of this, Bokuto doesn’t understand why other people struggle so much to start and maintain a relationship, no matter how many times Kuroo tells him “just because your relationship is straight out of a movie doesn’t mean the rest of the world works like that”
-Bokuaka have a koi pond in their backyard and have named all the fish. Bokuto always asks about them when he’s away for games
IWAOI
-Iwaizumi cooks and cleans because he’s always been the one taking care of Oikawa, but he refuses to fold the laundry because “I’m not doing everything for you, you fucking freeloader”
-Iwaizumi cooks healthy “old man food.” Oikawa’s sweet tooth suffers
-Oikawa is that guy who puts more cream and sugar and other additives in his coffee than actual coffee. He’s tried all of Starbucks’ seasonal drinks and never gets the same thing twice
-Iwaoi have very heated arguments about if Godzilla can kick King Kong’s ass or not. Iwaizumi of course sides with Godzilla
-Iwaoi once fought about the original purpose of Stonehenge and now no one can mention England without it coming back up
-Oikawa only became comfortable with his glasses because Iwaizumi likes them
-Iwaoi have been friends since they were in diapers. The whole volleyball team took bets on when they’d announce their relationship
-Both the Oikawas and the Iwaizumis respond when either boy calls for mom or dad. Oikawa calls his sister Nee-chan while Iwaizumi says Oneesan
-Iwaizumi’s favorite of Oikawa’s features is his legs. Oikawa is in love with Iwa’s arms
-Neither of them can remember when they started liking each other or how their relationship started
-Iwaoi are shockingly codependent and do NOT do separation (during university in Argentina/California or for away games) well
-Deep down Oikawa is extremely insecure and worries he isn’t enough - in volleyball, in school, in his family, in his relationship. Iwaizumi always knows when he’s putting on a front and how to cheer him back up
-Iwaizumi is secretly so soft and weak for Oikawa
-After the Olympics Iwaizumi moves to Argentina to be with Oikawa and they get married. They move back to Japan after Oikawa retires from volleyball and after gay marriage becomes legal there
-Oikawa keeps various plants around the house and the patio and is extremely proud of them. He paints all their pots and even names some of them (which Iwaizumi thinks is disgustingly cute). His most prized plant is a lucky bamboo he bought on a whim when iwaoi first moved in together.
-Oikawa can’t deepthroat. It makes him so jealous that Iwaizumi can
-Iwaizumi blushes whenever Oikawa gives him a genuine compliment
-Iwaizumi has a praise kink. Oikawa has a “whatever comes out of Iwa’s mouth” kink
-Iwaizumi has dom tendencies.
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femboysai · 3 years
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i’m so in love with your writing it makes me feel all giddy so i was wondering if you had any headcanons for characters like kenma/tendou (and/or) ushijima? if honestly like to hear anything you have to say about them have a great day ❤️❤️❤️
you’re so so sweet!!!! sending virtual love your way!
kenma is sour when you ask him to do things that get him out of his comfort zone, more so that they seem like so much effort. he makes rude noises with his mouth, unwillingly, but he’ll do it anyway and he really can’t say no to you when you look at him with round innocent eyes. he lets you dress him up as a girl, and even when he gets so embarrassed he lets you take pictures for your own personal gallery. don’t be fooled tho, kenma is no pushover. sometimes you rile him up just so that he gets frustrated enough to push you down and tell you to behave. kenma gets all shy when you surprise him with a new game he’s been looking forward to, and shyly thanks you. he’s plotting at how he can get you back— at how he can show you his gratitude. he doesn’t like pda, or cuddling too much because he overheats in his sleep but he’ll rub your back until you sleep and always over-orders food just so you’ll have something to eat if you get hungry.
ushijima is scarily upfront about how he feels. if he’s tired, or upset, or happy — he’ll voice it without thinking twice. he can’t keep secrets either, sitting nervously and fiddling with his fingers awkwardly to keep himself from exploding. he likes flowers, receiving and giving them. he makes a particular face— all innocent and pleased— when you compliment him on things as simple as liking the way he smells, or how nice he looks when he picks you up for a date. he takes dating so seriously, too. the moment he met you, his intentions were to date you for marriage. on your first date, he makes that clear. and when you tell him you might be pregnant, since your period is late, he gets so excited he hires someone to begin designing his child’s room. and then you get your period, and have to tell him with relief that it’s a false alarm— he tears up and you panic unsure of how to comfort him. he’s so excited to be a dad.
tendou is cheeky and intrusive. before you know it half of your drawers are full of his clothes. sometimes when he can’t find things, it’s because it’s somewhere in your apartment. and he’ll show up late at night with beer and fried chicken, sneaky smirk on his face. “but it’s saturday night baby,” is his excuse.
“it’s 2am!” you complain, but he manages to get his way.
he buys you strange things as gifts, like a miniature sculpture to put in your room or an odd coloured plant that he thought you’d like. tendou lets you put face masks on him and pluck his eyebrows. he even goes as far as letting you cut his hair for him. he also likes to bite you and squeeze your waist, and when he annoys you he laughs and apologises and smothers you until you forgive him. it’s impossible to stay mad at him for long.
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yamagucji · 3 years
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Kenma being whipped for his crush
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request. Can I have headcanons of Kuroo teasing Kenma about being whipped for his crush. Kenma is like no? Are you a moron? While his crush is sitting in between his legs watching him play Pokémon. LIKE LEV IS LIKE PLEASE SENPAI IM FAILING MATH. HELP ME. (Kenma: then perish) And Kenma is like sorry I’m busy then his crush is like ah dang I failed my exam and he offers to help them revise 🥺🥺 -anon
pairing. kenma x gn!reader
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kuroo tries very hard to get a rise out of kenma
when you walk in a room where kenma’s at, he’ll glance up at you and get a little flustered. though, he’ll deny it
“kenma, are you blusing?” kuroo teased him, nudging the setter with his elbow
kenma, staring very hard at his phone and ignoring the heat rising on his cheeks: “no”
if you head over to see what kenma’s playing, he will make space
“kuroo, move.”
“but this is my chair???”
you: oh! it’s fine, really-
suddenly the seats empty and kuroo’s on the floor wondering just how the heck kenma had strength to push him off
ahem... kenma really likes showing off his games to you
“ah,” you sighed in realization. “so it goes like this?”
kenma merely hums, as he’s too busy mesmerized from watching you play his nintendo
he’s STARSTRUCK. literally, his cheeks are red and mouth is slightly agape but you don’t notice, especially when you’ve got your eyes stuck on the game
you don’t even have to ask kenma if you can sit between his legs. all you need to do is duck your head under his arm and he’ll make space for you
“...comfortable?” kenma asked, hesitantly leaning his chin on your shoulder
if you’re doing this in kenma’s bedroom and suddenly kuroo barges in— no ones gonna pay attention to him
kuroo: wow kenma. abandoned me for them? just how whipped are you?
kenma: me? whipped? are you stupid?
someone please bandage kuroo. he’s not hurt but his heart been broke </3
yes kenma is WHIPPED for you. the whole nekoma team knows this as well
once after practice they all went out for a study group. kuroo had invited you as well because, the more the merrier?
anyway, 15 minutes into the study and lev is literally bawling. no one bats an eye because they’re too busy working on their own stuff
lev: please🧎someone help me
nekoma team:
you: ah i would help you :( but i’m stuck on that too
kenma, with his ears perked up at the sound of you dismayed: oh, i can help you y/n
lev: i’ve been asking for help for the past 10 minutes????????
please kenma would give you every bit of his bread and butter. he is that in love with you
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haikyutiehoe · 3 years
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could you do headcanons for Tetsuro Kuroo after you sent him a naughty picture ?? Kith kith
SMUT w. Kuroo
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you naughty lil baby why did you send him this at practice? dude was on a heavy losing streak with kenma being sleep deprived and lev on the opposite side of the net when nekoma (university) called a break and this chemical genius just happens to be looking at his phone when your name pops up.
you sent him not one but two gorgeous flicks of your fine ass body in a pretty skimpy number and mans nearly screeches. kuroo has a thing for keeping his composure but he was sipping his water when he opens the snap casually. within seconds, yamamoto is covered in a mixture of water and kuroo’s spit. some got in his mouth so he’s running off to the bathroom to disinfect his precious tongue.
everyone turns their heads to question their captain who gawks at the phone, his thumb presses tightly to the screen to keep the image from disappearing. his obsidian eyes sparkle with lust as they trace your curves, how your bare skin looks tantalizing under some bright LED lights you’ve installed recently. he can tell you put some lotion on your legs by the shine that coats your limbs, and he’s certain he can smell it all the way from here
have you ever seen a dick get so hard so fast? kuroo doesn’t realize it but his pretty dick is nearly prying at the seams of his boxers to get to your confined figure. he coughs loudly as some of the water he was drinking goes down the wrong tube and lev, the helpful bonsai tree he is, wants to assist so he pats at kuroo’s back. this has an opposite side effect as kuroo is quick to kick lev away so dramatically kai suggests they should take him to the hospital, (he’s lying dead to the world on the ground. last time he ever tried to save kuroo’s life.)
kuroo has never actually asked or sent personal photos like this before so the fact you trust him this deeply to share yourself over the phone so openly makes his heart tug fondly at the thought of you having questioned if you should have done this in the first place. trust has been a key element to your relationship and the middle blocker is very conscious of this. he intends to love you so thoroughly that the last thing you ever question is yourself or him, though he knows uncertainties and insecurities still cross your mind.
this routine practice takes a detour as kuroo has escaped into a bathroom stall, stealing glances around before he opens your second snap. his eyes have ghosted over the screen for a mere three seconds before he’s stuffing his calloused hands into his ruby mesh shorts, digits brushing his erect dick.
“shit baby.” a familiar hiss leaves the captains moist lips as he’s admiring the angle of the photo; you’re bent over slightly just enough to tease his eyes with your ass faintly outlined by the glare of the led lights, your toned legs spread with the garment flushed tightly against your pretty cunt. you bought this outfit specially for him and wanted to debut it but remained uncertain if it would have a larger impact in person or digitally.
swiftly, kuroo has his camera pointed to his exposed member and he’s thumbing the little red recording button.
“fuck baby, fuck.” his fingers fasten around his cock. try as he might, tetsuro’s touch doesn’t reflect the same texture as your attentive tongue or energetic hands. he’s rushing, but absorbing every little detail of these delicious photos you’ve supplied with him. “love how sexy you look-fuck.” another hiss slices through his voice as he pumps his length, the tension building in his stomach. precum accumulates at the tip and he uses it to spread across the sensitive skin. “little vixen, look what you caused.”
as tetsuro labels you with various terms like kitten, sweetheart, love and baby, the middle blocker can only achieve so much by his own hands when he truly envisions you laid down under him, plowing you so deeply he paints your gaze with stars.
despite the distance between you two, kuroo demonstrates the power those pictures managed by the amount of silky white threads of cum painting across his thighs.
kuroo leaves the bathroom with more energy and motivation to win than before. he’s a complete menace. lev, yaku and kenma each are subject to his snappish notes and reminders, lev keeping a fair distance from his captain; there’s something dangerous lurking behind those onyx eyes.
as the ball sails through the air and meets kuroo’s hand, the thoughts of you burn in the back of his brain and he slams the mikasa sphere deep into the court, nailing it right out reach but still within bounds.
as the game comes to an end kuroo is barking and chasing his lower class men up and down the length of the gym, he has somewhere he needs to be and these fools are prohibiting him from soaking himself into your pretty folds.
by the time he arrives at your residence, you’ve locked the door and are busy in the bathroom. too impatient, kuroo climbs the fire escape and slips into the window, knocking his shin clean against the corner of your desk. his voice startles you and you race out, only to be met with your boyfriend stripping off his shirt. the look in his eyes burn deeply and for a brief second, you’re afraid of the expression.
“what was that?” he asks calmly, too calmly for someone who’s scrambled up three flights of stairs and into your room.
“what was what?” you ask lightly, emerging from the bathroom in one of kuroo’s large dress shirts, a few buttons done up. a small breeze slithers through the room, curling at the edge of the shirt. kuroo’s gaze narrows. you have the audacity to play coy. “kur-”
your voice is cut off roughly as he’s striding towards you, a hand fastening around your neck softly as he’s pinned you against the wall, one arm hoisted above your head. his white garment rides up, revealing the fabric around your hips.
“sending me pictures during practice?” impatience laces the captain’s darkened tone as he ducks his lips down low to the shell of your ear, his breathe hot and moist. you rub your thighs together lightly.
“just wanted to surprise you baby.”
kuroo bites at your jaw and growls, “gave me a hard one so bad i nearly cancelled practice to come here and fuck you senseless.” the heat of his words lick at the need pooling inside you.
you raise your gazes to his and find a fire blazing in his visionaries. he wants you and he will have you. “say it baby. i want to hear you.”
“i want you kuroo.” your eyes flutter shut as you rub yourself against his thigh, “i want you inside me.” his grip on your wrist slackens. “i couldn’t wait any longer, i’m sorry.”
who is kuroo to deprave you of his cock and your own release? the captain picks you up and deposits you on the bed, quickly tearing his shirt off your body. consumed by need, his lips are at your neck, licking, sucking and biting at the sensitive skin. your mewls only spur him further as he drags his nails down your bare stomach, slipping your panties off your body. “fuck.” he hisses as he sees your exposed cunt, slick with your own wetness. his lips pepper kisses down your abdomen, “such a pretty pussy.” within seconds, kuroo’s buried his tongue in your moist folds. you buck against his mouth, withering and trembling as he laces his fingers against your own. as you cum on his tongue over and over, he’s working himself hard again.
“ready baby?” tetsuro inquires, aligning himself to your paradise. his obsidian eyes study you as you nod weakly, whining before he impales you in one fluid stroke. “fuck baby you feel amazing.”
you feel beyond amazing that night. kuroo has you screaming his name as you orgasm. his own tongue paints your name over your nipples and neck. it’s safe to assume the next time you feel like sending him a personal photo, he’d bury himself in you without question.
that night, you fall asleep in your boyfriend’s toned arms as he kisses your forehead and praises your body.
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