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#callout post @ myself
dragonroilz · 7 months
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engineer if he had 11 useless PhDs
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uncanny-tranny · 6 months
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Every time you think, "Oh, I don't have [x condition], I'm basically cured!" that is the devil talking. You aren't cured, you are likely going through periods of your symptoms waning. Don't cease whatever you're doing to help yourself, like medication, for instance, because it's likely you still have the conditions or symptoms, even if you aren't noticing them as frequently or severely.
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Punk spike jackets serve exactly the same purpose as coyote vests on a chihuahua. Sensitive little punk needs spikes between him and potential predators (strangers talking to him, he has social anxiety)
This is exactly what you look like in your battle jackets:
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egberts · 1 year
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stop calling everything a challenge challenge
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dragnew · 6 months
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Kiwi Locked Tomb fans be like
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SET ONE - ROUND THREE - MATCH TWO
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"Bath Curtain" (1992 - Hugh Steers) / "Can’t Help Myself" (2016 - Sun Yuan & Peng Yu)
BATH CURTAIN: I don’t have any coherent way to describe Bath Curtain just that I want to swim in the colors and I can feel the. the It. I can’t put it into words but if I think about it too hard I’ll start crying. there’s poetry in the way they’re sitting. There’s poetry in the way it takes me ten minutes to track down every time because Google just shows me Amazon listings and mommy blogs. I can’t do this. (courfeyracs-swordcane)
CAN'T HELP MYSELF: oigjg my god im not nlrmal about it not at all. ever sinc ei learned about it around 2017 its just been buried there. idk something about its repetitive endless motion and the noises it makes and the stains the blood leaves on the floor. the way its been gradually slowing as if getting tired. the way it will Never see end. it has many different interpretations and i agree with every one . idk. idk. insane insane insane (firebuug)
("Bath Curtain" is an oil on gesso-ed paper painting done by Hugh Steers, a gay American painter, during the time of the AIDS crisis in the US. The piece, 162.56 x 182.24 cm (64 x 72 in), is currently owned by Yale University Art Gallery in Connecticut.
"Can't Help Myself" is a Kuka industrial robot made of stainless steel and rubber mopping up cellulose ether in coloured water made by two Chinese artists, Sun Yuan & Peng Yu. This installation was displayed in Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York but was removed from display.)
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australet789 · 2 months
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It kinda baffles me that people just... Dont pirate shit anymore
Whenever there's any media im interested in, unless is a videogame (and that's a big unless, i have even pirated Pokemon), my first instinct is to go and research for hours a way to find it for free. In my mind it never crosses the idea to go and pay a big corporation for something i can easily search.
Maybe is because i have grown in a poor country. Maybe is how since i was little I was taught in my school to not fail to the corporations' mindset that they can own you. That there's always a way out of the paywall.
There's no reason to sell your soul to the devil when you can be smarter than him
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pastelwhile-art · 1 month
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My totally not late 2/2 comic (but it's ok because it's about how late it is)
Valentines Bonus:
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acidiccunt · 3 months
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the quickest way to kill ur brain cells and turn urself into a stupid lil bitch is to rub ur cunt on whatever piece of furniture is closest to u. couch, bedside table, desk chair, toilet seat. whatever’s closest. ur dignity doesn’t matter and i promise the minute u start humping smth it’s gonna feel sooooooo good u wont even remember that u had any dignity in the first place! just keep humping and humping and humping until ur rutting and panting and begging like a stupid, desperate lil bitch in heat. oh, and remember! stupid bitches don’t cum, they edge! <3
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lavenoon · 1 year
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Accidentally Undercover - It's one thing to know your nice neighbor is also a secret agent, and probably not scared of you. It's quite another to see them react to what you usually only use for intimidation (:
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calciumdeficientt · 2 months
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call me edward little the way i pine for approval from a superior and absolutely do not recieve it
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cupacoat · 2 months
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Being a Link Click fan is getting stuck in our collective time loop where we rewatch scenes over and over again for the 091305th time and being like “damn this is so depressing and gay” as though it somehow exponentially increases the gay depression level each time we rewatch it
it’s also about refreshing any link click tag again and again because we’re somehow starved for content
it’s ALSO ALSO about over analyzing every little detail in every little thing after the season 2 finale reveal
It’s ALSO ALSO ALSO about forgetting shiguang is part of the shows name and doing a double take every time you hear the word out of context in official content
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wifegideonnav · 2 years
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honestly the true essence of a tlt girlie is just sitting there thinking about the books and feeling insane. like the way we post is so funny, half of the posts on here start with “forever thinking about” or “it makes me insane how.” we’re really all just go down each page feeling indescribable emotions about each successive sentence
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finn-m-corvex · 28 days
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Looking through the Ninjago fanart tag when you have a vicious jewelry phobia is like stepping onto a minefield with stilts and a blindfold on.
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shoutout to “quirky” girls in media who have undiagnosed (or unlabeled) autism/adhd. gotta be one of my favorite genders
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theoscout · 6 months
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MADD? No problem! Get EMPLOYED to go EXPLORE the FUCKING BACKROOMS!!
🧱🧱🧱
🧱you can already walk for hours without getting tired!
🧱what else are you going to fucking spend your time doing? :D walking????
🧱you're so disconnected from reality that you aren't even bothered when reality STARTS BREAKING! :D
🧱run in ONE DIRECTION forever and get to act out ALL YOUR WILDEST DAYDREAMS without EVER needing to pace in circles!
🧱an IMMERSIVE but NON DISTRACTING environment that you can improvise your daydream around!
🧱no one will hear you scream :)
🧱or laugh. or shout. or whisper. or sing. or any other noise that you want to make when you're dreaming
🧱no one's around to distract you from the longest dreams you'll ever have
🧱sure there's entities to worry about but who cares, AT LEAST THEY CAN BE SOLVED BY RUNNING AWAY!! unlike your dwindling life :)
🧱open spaces!! empty spaces!!! run around fast and don't wave between furniture!! there is no furniture!!!!!! you are free to go where you want!
🧱'you are alone' is a thing that you'll be happy aboutttt
🧱if you're an introvert you'd be fucking UNSTOPPABLE
🧱🧱🧱
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