What TOA taught me is that gods Do Not have red flags. Apollo could see a pretty dude doing homicide and think “Oh! What a fun little personality quirk” and twirl his hair and giggle.
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Methinks apollo retrieved jasons glasses and gave them to leo when he told him he died and leo never takes them off (can you tell I ship valgrace)
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Who else remembers that one post talking about the sexual tension between Apollo and Caligula?
cause i gotta say. Commodus would be jealous.
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I’m sorry that little boots is your dad
It's fine, I have a plan to sink his lingerie ship if you want to help though.
@emperor-not-little-boots If you buy any more Victoria's Secret I will sink it. I will.
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Nero: He’s engaging the enemy!
Commodus: *Gets down on one knee and proposes to Apollo, who is crying profusely*
Caligula: How disgusting.
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Fuck @emperor-not-little-boots I’ve thanked you multiple times for helping me recover from being blinded, but you still rub it in my face
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How do you plan on killing Apollo and becoming the new sun god if he’s fully divine now
I’ll figure it out
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A fun thing I thought of: TOA Edition
Month you were born
Jan - I booped [...]'s nose
Feb - I stole a shoe from
Mar - I stole candy from
Apr - I ticked
May - I challenged [...] to a duel
June - I visited my wrath upon
July - I attacked
Aug - I hugged
Sept - I bullied
Oct - I cursed
Nov - I complained about
Dec - I threw [...] across the room
Day you were born
Hemithia
Will Solace
Jo
The Meliae
Austin Lake
Nico di Angelo
Apollo
Nero
Kayla Knowles
Leo Valdez
Piper McLean
Meg McCaffrey
Georgie
Percy Jackson
Calypso
Zeus
Artemis
Hazel Levesque
Frank Zhang
Grover Underwood
Jason Grace
Commodus
Thalia Grace
Python
Annabeth Chase
Medea
The Arrow of Dodona
Caligula
Rachel Elizabeth Dare
The Sybil of Erythaea
Crest the pandos
Colour of your shirt
Red - Because I'm compromised
Orange - Because my horoscope predicted I would so I couldn't just NOT do it
Yellow - Because I have no impulse control
Green - Naked
Blue - Because I wanted to see what would happen
Purple - Because the planets were aligned
Black - Because they deserved it
White - Because my emotions got the better of me
Grey - Because I thought it would be funny
2 colours - In order to secure the bag
3+ colours - Because I was told not to
Unsure - Because fear could not stop me
Striped - Because Hermes dared me to
Polka dot - Because I'm a good person
Floral - because I am an incurable scoundrel
Print (other) - Because I'm a bad person
Sequins - Because I am controlled by the unbridled rage that courses through my veins
Graphic - As a convoluted form of risk management
Bonus matching pants: ...and because I've always wanted to do that
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So I finally got around to reading Trials of Apollo and still crying over Jason :(.
And now I need an au where he didn't die like everyone thinks and we have like a Winter Soldier situation where he's been captured/enslaved by Caligula and Medea.
Also I get why but I still wish Apollo's kids aka Will, Nico, Kayla and Austin had all been following their idiot Dad around.
Austin-(regarding Caligula) If this guy eats Dad he doesn't like...become our new Dad right?
Kayla/Will/Apollo: EWWW
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When you realise that Apollo was the one giving birth to Kayla and by that you get the information that....
Apollo bottoms.... (pretend to be shocked)
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