#c!techno x you

[lonely-lost-soul]

Woes of An Immortal

(C!Technoblade x Reader)

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When Technoblade became immortal his father had told him of the woes that came with it, immortality was a curse, not a blessing. Technoblade would be forced to watch his loved ones and old friends die while he remained young forever. It wasn’t something easy to live with, the guilt he would experience would never truly go away. The curse came with what his father called the voices, they yearned for blood and emphasized he needed a strong will and mind to ignore them. At the time Technoblade didn’t care was young and naive only looking for the power that came with the idea of never dying. He believed he never would fall in love, who would love a piglin hybrid, he was antisocial and okay with living all on his own for eternity. He was okay with never-dying until he met you. 

You were a simple girl in a village he was visiting, you resembled a greek goddess in the old history books his father had gifted him when he inherited immortality. He wasn’t one to fall in love simply based on looks, but it helped. You were in the town center children gathered around your legs as you read them stories. He had just finished tying up Carl when he noticed you were packing up to leave, he kept his eyes trained on you until he saw you were walking in his direction. Technoblade looked away immediately face burning from embarrassment, in his one hundred years of life this was the first time he felt butterflies in his stomach. He heard a soft hum behind him and there you were, god you couldn’t have been older than twenty, a baby compared to him. 

“Are you new here?” 

The question was innocent and held no ill intent, his tongue felt heavy as he nodded. You smiled warmly reaching your hand out to scratch under Carl’s chin, he tensed worried the voices would scream at him for you to stop. They were rather protective of his horse but to his surprise they were silent, he watched you pull a carrot from your bag, and Carl whinnied munching on the snack happily. 

“Do you have a place to stay? My father runs an inn.” 

“I’m here with my father I don’t know his plans. But thank you miss,” 

“No problem. Well if he’s unsure, it’s on the corner just over there. I’ll even give you half-price rooms,” You batted your eyelashes at him, “I hope to see you before you leave.” He watched you wave your hand heading off towards the inn, he felt a large hand grip his shoulder. He glanced up at his father, he was a bit taller than Techno but looked the same age as he did when Technoblade was born. Scars littered his face, and his scruff had turned into a beard over the years. His one tusk was chipped and his red eyes were dull from years of exhaustion. 

“Who was that?” His father’s voice was more profound than his own and Technoblade huffed slightly, 

“Just some women,” Technoblade mumbled, his father watched his expression, raising his eyebrow. 

“That’s the innkeeper’s daughter. (Y/n) I think her name is, young and pretty.” 

“Don’t try it old man.” Technoblade scoffed shoving his father’s hand off his shoulder, “She’s way too young for you. For either of us.” 

“Either of us you say? You mean you would’ve tried?” 

Technoblade stopped dead in his tracks. Spinning on his heels, he turned to face his father, “Don’t.” 

“Don’t what? She’s a pretty little thing.” His father made a womanly shaped figure with his hands, wiggling his eyebrows cheekily. “The children loved her,” 

“Dad please.” 

“You’re almost 25 Techno-” 

“Only by human standards.”

“You’ve never dated a girl.” 

“Dad-” 

“Or guy!” Techno huffed clicking his tongue in distaste eyeing his father wearily and his father only chuckled in response. “Well, you’ll have a lot of time with her cause we’re staying with her and her old man.” Techno grunted pinching the bridge of his nose between his glasses, “It’s just until we make enough money to move to the next town.” 

“Fine. But I don’t want you playing matchmaker or whatever the hell you plan on doing.” 

“My lips are sealed, no matchmaking from your old man.” 

But Techno knew the look in his eye, he’d seen it a thousand times before mischievousness and joy that Technoblade never inherited. He knew this was going to be a long trip if his father continued to act like a child. He only clapped Techno on the back and led him into the inn, he was surprised to see you sitting at the front desk with a notebook in front of you. You seemed to be drawing something, or maybe it was writing something he couldn’t tell. A soft bell rang as they stepped inside and you turned to greet them, he noticed a small flicker of pride in your eyes as you stared at him specifically. His eye twitched feeling frustration bubble up in his gut, you had no right to look at him like that like you’ve won some competition. His dad nudged him forward a smirk playing on his lips and Techno huffed “We’ve come to hopefully take you up on your offer from earlier. If it still stands.”

“Course it does. My father’s out at the moment but I can set you up.” You motioned for them to make their way over, Techno’s father went first and introduced himself, 

“Orpheus. Techno’s father at your service I can cover the stay for both of us and we’ll have separate rooms please.” 

“Father? Why you don’t look any older than he does! What’s your secret? My father's gonna kill you when he sees how young you look!” 

Technoblade groaned as his dad laughed with what seemed to be pride, “Why thank you pretty lady that means a great deal. Techno takes after me you know,”

“Oh, I can tell.” You mused, “you’re both very handsome.” 

Technoblade blushed, he knew he was blushing because he felt his cheeks and the tips of his ears burn hot with embarrassment. He shot his father a frustrated glare, “Ignore him. He’s an ass.” 

“I don’t find him to be that much of an ass.” You laughed grabbing two pairs of keys from behind the desk before walking out from behind it. “Surprisingly I’ve dealt with worse customers, follow me to your rooms.” Both men followed after you, Orpheus headed into the room that was assigned to him bidding you and Technoblade a goodnight. Technoblade noticed you still standing beside him and cleared his throat awkwardly, 

“Uh…thanks for the rooms…” 

“Seriously it’s not a problem at all.” You hummed giving your head a cute tilt to the side, “can I ask you something?” 

“Er…sure?” 

“You looking for a stepmom?” 

“HEH?” He knew his entire face was bright red and he felt jealousy bubble up in his gut unwillingly. You burst into hysterical laughter at his reaction and that only caused his face to burn hotter, 

“I’m messing with you oh gosh! I didn’t know you’d be so easy to tease.” You smiled covering your leftover giggles with your hand. “You’re much more my type,” 

“You’re bold…” He grunted nose scrunching in displeasure, although he didn’t feel that displeased with your comments. 

“So I’ve been told, I’ve also been told it’s charming.” 

“Whoever told you that is lying to you.” 

You tossed your head back and laughed, shoulders bouncing up to your ears eyes filled with pure delight, “Sleep well Technoblade, and have pleasant dreams.” Technobalde watched with careful eyes as you headed off down the hall, he gave a small chuff in your direction. However he couldn’t help but watch your hips and ass sway as you disappeared from his view, he flushed turning away from your figure. God, every minute that passed Techno was turning more and more into his pervert of a father. 

Technoblade awoke with a start, pupils shrinking as the smell of smoke filled his nostrils. There were terrified screams coming from outside the inn and a distinct sound of someone pounding on his bedroom door. “Technoblade! Open up there’s a raid outside in the village, get your sword and get up now!”

Technoblade was out of the bed like a shot, he didn’t have any time to put on armor, he just slid on his briefs and grabbed his sword storming out the door. “Dad!” 

“What kid?” He turned to face Techno, his hair spread out all over the place eyes blazing red ready for the bloodbath. The words stay safe were on the tip of his tongue but instead, he said, 

“Where’s the (Y/n)?” 

“Somewhere in the fray. Find her and keep her safe.” 

Those were the words Technoblade needed to hear before he burst into action. As soon as he demolished the front of the inn the screams were only getting louder and more frantic. Blood littered the streets and the doors of the village and Techno felt his vision narrowing desperately searching for you and you only. He heard another shout and managed to block an incoming attack from a pillager the stopped his ax’s swing halfway with the blade of his sword before running the man through. Blood splattered his chest and face as he pulled the blade out and with a sickening thud, the man fell to the ground. “Mama help!” The voice of a young girl shrieked he turned and saw her cornered by the giant creature known as a Ravager. Before Technoblade moved a blur flew passed him sending loose locks of hair across his face, the smell of strawberries and cedar entered his nostrils and the only thing on his mind was you. He watched as you unceremoniously threw a rock at the beast, it huffed steam pouring out of its nose. 

“Why don’t you pick on someone your own size!” Your voice was like a knife as it cut through the pandemonium around you, the creature turned to face you and it gave the girl time to run away in the direction of her family. It stomped its hoof against the ground its voice was a mix of many different animal snarls and you reeled back, Techno saw the panic settling across your face. As soon as Technoblade moved towards you the beast began to charge, your body locked up in panic and fear as a response. Luckily Techno reached you before the monster did and curbed its attack with a swift slice across the side of its face. The Ravager screamed bloody murder turning its sights on Technoblade officially, Technoblade turned to you, his eyes a blazing red, 

“Run.” 

His voice didn’t even sound like his in his own ears, it was the first time he heard them so mad, the voices all shouting to kill the creature in front of him. 

“Come back to me.” You stated sternly grabbing him by the pants and pressing a kiss to his lips, it was quick and he almost couldn’t process it with everything going on around him. You were gone from his body like smoke in the wind, and Technoblade could solely focus on the monster who was in front of him. 

“Alright you freak” he grinned flashing his teeth, “Bring it on.”

~~~

After that the two of you were joined at the hip, Technoblade and his father saved the village and were always welcome there anytime they happened to be in this direction. The village also said they could get any supplies they wanted for an amazing discount, which they both took advantage of without argument. Techno more often than not found himself not going on hunts with his father unless it was necessary and instead spent most of his time by your side. He helped you in the inn, even though he was less than personable to many patrons trying to get rooms he did have amazing stories to keep the patrons who frequented the bar on the edge of their seats. He also had a great habit of convincing you to slack off from your duties leaving most of it to your father, who could only bite his tongue because his daughter had caught the eye of the village hero. 

“Techno not right now…” 

“Are you not on your break?”

“I am but-” 

“Then come on no one’s gonna know.” He mused pulling you close by the hips leg expertly slotting in between them making you shiver against his thigh. “Have a little faith in my ability to please you,” He purred nipping and kissing along the column of your neck. 

‘Need. need. Need. want. Want. want.’ Now that the two of you were offical the voices had started referring to you as Techno’s and he was just realived they all could agree on something for once. 

“Fine…you horny bastard. But you only have until my breaks over!” 

“I can make that work,” He pulled you into the storage closet somehow being able to keep his lips interlocked with your own. You moaned sofly against his lips as his hands found your butt giving it a squeeze before lifting you up against the wall. Your legs instinctively went around his waist only serving to pull him closer to your flushed body, your breathing hitched as his tongue entered your mouth only briefly battling for dominance. You let Techno take over rather quickly his one hand began sliding up your waist and landing on the swell of your breast giving it a tight squeeze. He felt you moan at the sensation against his lips and he pulled away from you a string of saliva connecting the both of you, you whimpered and began to unbuckle his pants, he hoisted you a little higher so he could shimmy them down his waist. You purred sofly leaning forward to kitten nip and lick at his neck, he grunted feeling your legs tighten around him, he thanked the gods that you mostly wore skirts and dresses cause all he had to do was hike up the dress to your hips. “Hm?” He panted his hand poking and prodding at your entrance, “You’re already so wet for me? I barely touched you.” He snickered as his fingers disappeared into your folds you let out a needy groan head tossing back against the wall with a soft thud. 

“Hm…Techno more…” You panted pupils blown wide and hazy, “Add another so I can take you…” 

“Yes ma’am.” He purred adding another finger and curling it against the tight spongy-ness of your core. You moaned his name breath hitching in between the moans and he’s never felt more turned on in his life. “Yeah? You like that?” You only groaned louder your walls fluttering rythmically and tight around his fingers.

“I’m close.” You whimpered panting loudly, 

“You ready?” 

“Hmhm.” He watched with glee as you bobbed your head eagerly, as soon as he got confirmation he sheathed himself inside your folds. You both moaned, his head fell onto your shoulder as he panted against your wet skin. 

“God, you feel so good baby…so tight.” He snapped his hips and your moans began to echo off the walls of the room. “It’s like your pretty little pussy was made by the gods just to take me, so good.” Techno continued to growl in your ear nipping and biting at the skin there as he sang praises to you like a mantra. “S-shit-” His eyes shot wide open taking you full force as you began to clench and spasm around him, you shouted his name as you came and he wasn’t that far behind. He stayed inside you for a moment or two longer before you kissed the side of his head, 

“Gotta get back to work…I’m ruined…” 

“Hm good. You’ll think of me all shift,” He mused setting you on the ground watching your mixed fluids run down your legs before you let the dress fall covering up the mess successfully. 

“You’re an ass.” You grumbled opening the door to the broom closet with a huff, 

“You love me.” He spoke without really thinking, it was the first time he ever said it to anyone let alone you, you looked back over at him with surprise. He winced slightly, “er…sorry-” You cut him off with a kiss, 

“I love you too…” You flushed slyly before scampering off back to your job at the inn he felt his heart clench. 

You really were just too adorable. 

~~~

A letter arrived on his desk by a crow, Techno always kept the window of his study open he liked the fresh air to filter through his stuffy office. The crow let out a caw jumping around a little as Techno took the letter from his leg. He recognized it as one of Phil’s crows almost immediately and tore the letter open with his nails, he grunted a little feeling weight on his leg. He looked down to see his daughter clinging to his pant leg, all smiles and a toothy grin. “Now just what do you think you’re doing nugget?” He mused picking her up by the back of her shirt, she giggled loudly as he plopped her in his lap. Holly had your hair and face shape but she was gifted with Technoblade’s red and black eyes as well as her pointed ears. 

“Mama wanted me to come to get you! She said it’s almost time for dinner,” she hummed nuzzling into his chest, his face softening considerably. 

“Tell her I’ll be in, in a minute alright? I just have some last-minute work to do, tell her your Uncle Phil sent a letter.” 

“Okay, Papa. Love you!” 

“Love you to nugget.” He hummed watching as she squirmed off his lap and disappeared through the door. Techno released a breath he wasn’t even aware he was holding in as he unfolded the letter, his eyes scanned over the ink and he felt his jaw tensing at every word. Phil was practically begging for Techno to head North to help his eldest son Wilbur, apparently the man had gotten himself kicked out of his own country by a dictator. Wilbur and his young companion seek to overthrow this new form of government and need Technoblade's help. A favor for an old friend. His past accomplishments spread that far, he was always known to be calculated, cold and ruthless, but he was younger than. He didn’t have anything to live for, no weaknesses, now, however…he looked up to see you standing in the doorway brow creased in stress.

Even worried you still looked ethereal to him, motherhood and age had taken to you kindly. So far your mortal body had barely any grey hairs and you were still as agile and lively as you were when you first met him all those years ago. “Holly said it was Phil?” 

“I need to leave by tomorrow.” He hated the way his voice shook, he had to clear his throat before continuing, “He’s cashing in a favor…” 

“Then Holly and I will come with you, we’ll pack up our things and-” 

“No. No, you can’t come.” Technoblade stood from his desk taking your hands in his own, they were always so small. He cradled them gently as a deep frown settled across your lips, “It’s going to be a revolution. If you and Holly get wrapped up in it who knows what you’ll be used for it’s too dangerous.” He kissed the top of your head in hopes to soothe you, he could smell your anxiety and could practically hear your thoughts spinning. “It won’t be too long…I promise to get you as soon as it’s safe and I’ll send crows to you every single moment I get. You…probably shouldn’t send any back though…in case they’re intercepted.”  

“Techno, what if we lose you and I never know? What if something happens here? I can’t lose you not to something like this, just because you’re immortal doesn’t mean you can’t be killed.” 

“Sweet Thing.” He tutted a smirk resting on his features, “Technoblade never dies remember?” 

“You’re such an ass.” 

“Yeah but I’m your ass.” He snickered capturing your lips in a kiss, and he felt heat like an ignition curl in his gut. His hands reached around to squeeze your ass and you let out the cutest squeal, 

“Techno not now! Holly’s waiting for us for dinner!” You scolded hitting him lightly on his broad chest, he chuckled softly watching your cheeks puff in frustration. 

“Hm…not now,” He mused trailing kisses down your jaw and onto your neck, he felt you shiver beneath his hand. “But tonight. I won’t get to taste you in lord knows how many weeks after today, you’re all mine once Holly is put to sleep.” He could smell the arousal coming off of you in waves and he smirked against your neck, “Yeah sweet thing? Sound good?” 

“Yes…” You whispered quietly face as red as blood, 

“Good girl.” 

When morning came you didn’t want to let Techno out of bed, “Princess I need to go.” He sighed as you buried your face deeper into his chest, you were still stark naked, body covered in bruises and bite marks for last night's escapades. 

“Just stay here with us…” 

“I wish I could. I need to say goodbye to Holly, she was devastated when we told her.” 

“You are her favorite.” 

“I am not.” Technoblade huffed although a bit of pride swirled in his chest, he caught you giving him a look. “Maybe a little, but she’s a daddy’s girl I couldn’t ask for anything better!” 

“Yeah…yeah. I love you.”

“I love you too.” He smiled sadly brushing hair away from your face, “I’ll write every day.” 

“Swear?” 

“I swear.” Technoblade noticed the furrow in your brow wouldn't disappear and he placed his large hand on your cheek. “What’s wrong…other than me leaving that is.” 

“Depending on when you return I’m not…I won’t look the same. I’ll be older…What if you don’t recognize me?”

“Even if I’m gone for years I’ll always recognize you. You’re my wife it’s not your beauty that wormed its way into my heart it was your personality. I told you when we got married that even though I’m immortal you’ll always have my soul until the day you die.” He kissed your forehead softly, “Plus I love me an older woman.” “Okay time to leave.” You huffed and he chuckled fondly peppering your face in light kisses, “Send me a letter as soon as you can.”

“Of course. Love you.” 

“Love you too.”

~~~

Trust was always something Technoblade valued, he’s been away from his wife and daughter for years now. Only sending letters and never getting anything in return was slowly killing him, however, he finally began to believe he was safe on the far outskirts of what was once known as L’manburg. His execution came and went and he showed those who were after him that he was never to be trifled with nor was anything he held dear. He felt like it was finally safe for you and Holly to be by his side forever, the only problem was Tommy. This kid was now living with him and Technoblade was beginning to see him as an apprentice, he had always emphasized how important trust was with the boy. He showed him his Wither Skull bunker and that seemed to get the point across and Tommy was much more forthcoming with the hybrid. 

“Tommy pack your stuff we’re going on an adventure, I got one more secret to show you.” 

“Oh fuck yeah!” Tommy seemed more excited about the idea of an adventure than whatever the secret Techno had. “When are we leaving? It's been so boring here lately! All the training has been b-o-r-i-n-g!” He punctuated by throwing an arm around Technoblade’s shoulders, the hybrid shoved him off with a huff. 

“Sorry for wanting you to be able to protect yourself.” 

“Sorry for wanting you to be able to protect yourself.” Tommy mimicked wiggling his fingers, 

“You know maybe I won’t take you with me-” 

“Big man! Big man come on I was kidding! Don’t be like that!” 

“We’re leaving at dawn. You’re in charge of packing the food and water for yourself understand? I’ll let you borrow one of my horses.” 

“Carl?” 

“Absolutely not.”

The morning rolled around and it was Tommy who was up and awake first, on occasion Tommy reminded him of Holly, even if it has been a few years since he saw his daughter. They both had the same energy at times and maybe that’s why Techno always had an odd sort of soft spot for the blonde boy. Technoblade got both of their horses set up and put the saddlebags on making sure to fill it with enough rations for the both of them because knowing Tommy he probably wouldn’t listen to Technoblade’s instructions. Tommy was beside him with his turtle shell helmet on top of his head and the ax of peace was strapped securely to his back. They set off due South, every so often Technoblade would look at the sky to make sure they were going in the proper direction. Even though he hadn’t been to your village in years he still knew the way there like the back of his hand. 

After all, Technoblade never forgot a place that held such meaning. 

It took them about a full day to get there, the moon was rising in the sky as they approached the village. Tommy’s face was set into a frown his eyebrows raised practically into his forehead, “So…is this a pit stop for the night or?” 

“Nah this is it.” 

“Er…I hate to break it to you but this is just like any old village? What’s so special about a dumb village? They got like epic trades or some shit?” Techno rolled his eyes hopping off Carl and tying him safely to a fence post and motioned for Tommy to do the same, his young companion did the same with a little trepidation. 

“Come on I’ll show you,” Technoblade began to walk through the rows of houses the villagers who were awake seemed to stop and grin at the very sight of the hybrid. Hushed whispers began to filter through Tommy’s ears and he subconsciously pressed himself closer to Techno, 

‘Is that Techno?’

‘No way he hasn’t aged a day!’ 

‘Someone tell (y/n)!’ 

Tommy wasn’t sure who this ‘(y/n)’ person was but ran into Technoblade’s back as he suddenly stopped short. They were standing in front of a cottage, beautiful vines wrapped around the wood and it seemed like wisteria were growing. You always loved to garden and the house looked beautiful, even more, beautiful than when he left it. The door swung open and before them was a young, teenage girl her (h/c) hair was pulled into two twin braids little tusks poked out from her bottom lip. Her eyes seemed to swell up with tears a pout settled on her face, Tommy looked between the girl and Techno and his stomach flipped the resemblance was uncanny. 

“Hey Nugget…” The girl made a noise launching herself at Technoblade, Tommy moved quickly to grab his sword but paused seeing Technoblade wrap his arm tightly around the girl. She was sobbing and Technoblade kissed all over the side of her head, looking at her more gently than he’s ever looked eat everyone. “I missed you…” 

“I missed you too dad…”

Tommy blanched, “Did she just say, dad?! Techno man what the fu-” 

Techno didn’t seem to be listening to Tommy because an older woman appeared in the doorway, the late thirties or early forties at most, her hair was speckled with grey but she was still beautiful. Her eyes were as wide as saucers an apron was tied around her waist, “Technoblade?” 

“Princess!” Techno let out an almost wet laugh charging to the door and wrapping you in his arms. Your scent was the same cedar and strawberries he almost cried smelling it on your skin, you were just as beautiful as he remembered you being. “I’m home…” Now she did begin to cry, weep openly in fact, she pulled away smashing her lips against Techno’s who gave a soft groan of pleasure. How he missed the feeling of your lips on his own, he wanted to sweep you off your feet and kiss you senseless but his daughter and friend were watching. He rested his forehead against your own, he Tommy was cursing like a disgusted sailor behind him but he didn’t care, he only cared about your voice.

“Safe? Are we finally safe?” 

“Yes, sweetpea. We are safe.” Technoblade whispered softly before pulling away completely, “Tommy come here.” Techno waved the boy over, he hesitantly walked towards the two aware of the teenager following behind him. “Tommy this is my wife (Y/n) and our daughter Holly,” He introduced and Tommy’s jaw went slack, “Sweetpea this is Tommy, my apprentice.” 

“You have a wife and you never told me! A wife! Am I the only one without a wife!” He practically shrieked, “And you have a kid? What the fuck Technoblade! How?! Why?” Tommy looked at you in awe, “this one really? What the living fuck! Who else knows about this!”

“Just Phil and now you.” 

That seemed to stun the blonde into silence, “Only me and Phil?” 

“Phil and I.” Holly corrected with a cute twitch of her ears, Tommy glared at her out of the corner of his eyes.

“Holly be polite.” You scolded softly opening your arms and wrapping Tommy in a hug, he made a sound of stress blinking a few times, “Welcome to the family Tommy.” He grew stiff in your hold before letting out a shaky breath and hugging you back in return, he held on probably a little longer than necessary. 

“Thank you…” He whispered against your neck before pulling away with a cough, “It’s nice to meet you wife and child of Technoblade.” 

“The pleasure is ours, please come in I just finished making dinner. There’s more than enough to go around, I never could break the habit of cooking for three.” You laughed softly feeling Technoblade’s hand on your back grounding you to the moment, “Do you like steak?” 

It took Tommy a moment to register she was talking to him, “Er yeah. Sounds good to me, I’m not one to complain about free food.” 

“Potatoes just the way you like it too Techno.” 

“You’re such a saint,” He breathed leading you through the door and everyone else followed behind the husband and wife duo. Tommy looked around the small cottage taking in everything that involved Technoblade in his earlier years, before L’manburg before the war. He fell back and watched as Holly took her seat at the table, and Techno sat beside her it’s when he could really take in the resemblance between the self-proclaimed blood god and his daughter. You were cooking on the stove smiling to yourself, he still couldn’t believe he was hiding an entirely new life and one that was so domestic. “Tommy. Take a seat. You look like you’re going to shit your pants.”

“Language.” Holly hummed and Techno let out a disgruntled ‘heh’ in response to his own daughter's scolding. Tommy snickered sitting on the other side of Technoblade turning to you, 

“So I have to ask how good is Techno in bed?” 

“Tommy!” Technoblade snarled face glowing red, you only laughed in response to his question, 

“You’re a troublemaker aren’t you?” You mused setting dinner down in front of him, and Tommy scoffed 

“Nah I’m a basically a saint lady. Don’t I just radiate angelic innocence?” 

“You radiate something all right,” Techno grunted, and this time it was Holly who snickered clearly enjoying the bickering. 

After dinner, you helped Tommy set himself up in the guest room, which he was very much grateful for, loudly declaring that you two love birds and keeping the volume down before disappearing. Techno’s arms immediately snaked around your waist squeezing you tightly, lips and trailing down your neck tenderly. He felt your neck vibrate as you let out a pleased and breathless hum, “Bed?” 

“Absolutely.” 

Once the two of you were secure and safe inside the room Technoblade allowed himself to finally fully relax in the presence of his once own home. He glanced over at you and felt himself smiling, mostly due to the fact that you haven’t stopped smiling since he arrived back here. “Come here, Sweet Thing.” He opened his arms and you fell into them, “We’ve both had quite the adventure huh?”

“Shut up and hold me…” 

He chuckled running his hands through your hair, “It looks good all salt and peppery I like it.” You pulled away to glare up at him, he noticed the wrinkles by your eyes and lips and felt his heart swell with adoration. “What? I do you’re aging like a fine wine. I love it age looks good on you. Just like pregnancy did- Ow don’t hit me!” 

“You’re just as horny as when I left. Age didn’t do you well it seems, you didn’t mature at all.” You scoffed but your voice was light and airy, showing no real malice and Techno’s grin only widened. 

“I’d argue I’m hornier because we’ve both had quite the dry spell, a few years now right?” He teased and he watched you flush pink. His hands were already on your ass giving it a playful squeeze, “unless, of course, you’ve been a naughty little girl hm?” 

“Of course not.” You answered quickly, “you’re my husband. You’re the only one for me, I love you.” He felt his heart swell immensely hearing those three words and he captured your lips in a kiss and he sighed softly against them. Your arms wrapped around his neck and you pulled him flush he awkwardly backed up his legs hitting the bed before pulling you down on top of him. 

“You’re coming home with me. You and Holly, it’s safe I’m never going to be without you again. Neither of you girls. Phil, Tommy, and I will protect you I’d trust them with my life.” 

“Promise me.” You whispered lips hovering above his own, “That we’ll be with you for the rest of our lives?” 

“I swear it,” Technoblade assured, hands cupping your cheeks, “We will spend the rest of our lives by one another's side.” He groaned once more as your lips connected with his own, he really couldn’t believe how touch-starved he was without you by his side. “You’re so hot seriously, you’re like a sexy mom.” 

“I am a sexy mom.” You snorted as he broke the heated kiss with the comment, 

“Yeah but I feel like I’m like you’re my friend's mom and we’re home from school and me and you are having a scandalous relationship-” 

“You’re disgusting.” You sat upon his hips throwing your head back in laughter, he smiled bringing his lips to your neck nipping at your jugular.

“MILF.” 

“You’re a child.” You snorted letting out a small whine as he dragged his tusks down the collum of your neck, “Techno…” 

“Yes?” 

“Fuck me?” 

“You don’t need to tell me twice,” He purred.

~~~

It wasn’t long after you returned with Tommy and Technoblade when you fell ill for the first time, neither you nor Holly seemed used to the cold atmosphere where he made his home. It remind Techno how fragile you were and he fretted over you like a nervous parent would a toddler. You assured him it was just the flu and you’d be recovered in no time, you were right as usual and you soon adapted to the cold. Holly fell in love with her new home, she especially liked to spend time with Uncle Phil and Techno’s new neighbor Ranboo. As the years went by no one dared to mess with him or his happy little family, especially after the SMP got word of what Technoblade did to Quackity when he kidnapped Techno’s horse. They couldn’t even begin to imagine what Techno would do to someone who harmed his wife or child they would shiver at even the thought of the repercussions. As the years grew Techno remained the same age, the same looking he watched the world around him grow and change while he and Phil remained the only constants. He watched as Holly grew into a lovely young woman, with a knack for adventuring and getting into trouble with Ranboo, Tommy and Tubbo. She was just as reckless as Technoblade was at her age which was saying a lot, he felt like he always had to have one eye out for her which was hard to do when he had the other eye trained on you. Your hair had finally went fully white and it matched the snow outside their home, but you still held your smile and the light in your eyes. However, he couldn’t help but fret over you, it was clear your body was growing weaker and weaker as the years continued to tick by. 

Then you got sick. 

Not like the flu, this one swept you all too quickly one winter leaving you throwing up and coughing blood up into tissues in a way like Techno had never seen before. Phil and he tried all sorts of healing potions but nothing seemed to work, you only grew worse until you could barely get out of bed. Phil had whispered to Techno that night that he needed to prepare to lose you a little sooner than he expected. Techno felt his heart shatter at the idea, they didn’t have enough time together. He fell into a spiteful rage bubble in his gut, not at you but at the gods for cursing you with the ability to age. Cursing the gods of time that so much of his had to be spent away from you and his daughter, it wasn’t fair. You were still so young…weren’t you? He had stopped counting, as the numbers increased it only made worry and anxiety churn in his gut. Maybe he should’ve kept better track, if he did maybe he would’ve caught the illness more quickly and you would still be okay. 

“Mate you need to go be with her…” Phil interrupted his self-destructing thoughts, “You should spend however long you have left with her by her side and smiling.” 

Death was never easy, not for anybody but especially not for an immortal. As he held his lover's hand, he watched her eyes close peacefully, her white hair framed her face like a halo. He took in her appearance, smile lines, and forehead wrinkles, but she kept her love and her sharp wit throughout their life. He thought back on the many times as he got older that you told him he should move on but he never did. You were his soulmate, his lover, and his person. The child the both of you made was in the other room weeping softly, but he wanted- no needed- to stay with his wife. 

“It’s okay…we’re all here you can let go now sweet thing. My beautful, princess.”

A whisper like a butterfly's breath was all it took for you to go. He watched her breathing slow, the breaths were long until they finally came to a stop. It didn’t stop the tears from falling, fat and wet down his cheeks. He wished he could’ve died with you, he would’ve given up everything for you. He would’ve fought even the strongest Gods if it meant he could have even one more night by your side. He felt his body shaking as he leaned down to place a kiss on your forehead, you were older physically but to him, you were still the same you from all those moons ago. It was then he realized his father had been right all along. 

Immortality was a curse.

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[iamthemain-character]

That’s Your Ex?

c!technoblade x goddess! reader, ex!dreamXD x reader, hinted dreamXD x c!georgenotfound

she/her pronouns

TW: none

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You could practically feel the stare; sure enough, as you turned your head towards your partner, he was looking at you as if he had never seen you before.

You straightened up, stretching after being bent over the potato garden for hours. The snow was lightly melting, and you knew that Technoblade enjoyed the moments of sunshine that broke the monotony of snowy tundra.

Collecting the harvested potatoes, you still could feel Techno watching you.

“It’s impolite to stare you know.”

“Art is meant to be looked at.”

Slightly scoffing at the complimentary pickup line, you threw a clump of dirt at your partner. “That was cheesy and you know it.”

Technoblade smiled, getting up and walking over to you. When he reached your side, he held your face in his hands, his thumbs gently running over your cheeks. “Maybe, but you are absolutely gorgeous.”

Technoblade placed a kiss on your forehead before turning and taking his basket of seedling potatoes back towards the house. Collecting up your materials as well, you followed his footsteps.

Just as you were coming around the corner, however, you saw Technoblade standing, his sword drawn. Hearing your footsteps as you approached he held his hand out, warning you to stay back, but you were not so easily wavered. Looking over Techno’s shoulder, you saw what the threat was:

your ex.

More specifically, DreamXD. You two had once had an on again, off again type of relationship, mostly full of grand gifts and excessive flirting on your ex’s part. Eventually you got tired of it and moved on, and later you were rewarded with the love of your life.

But DreamXD was a jealous god, and he had a hard time letting you go. He used to try to win you back, swinging wildly between lavish gifts and intense threats. You knew at the end of the day, however, that he would never lay a hand on you. You both were wise enough to know that no one ever won in a war between gods.

Eventually, you did tire of the constant unwelcome attention, so you moved into the mortal realm. And that was how you met Technoblade and eventually fell in love.

But now DreamXD was here again, determined to ruin the peace. Rolling your eyes, you walked by Techno, arms crossing over your chest as you stopped in front of DreamXD.

“Y/n.” His voice was smooth and echoey this time, the one he used when he wanted to fit in with mortals.

“DreamXD. What are you doing here?”

The god titled his head, playing up innocence. “It’s been a while Y/n, can’t I come see you?”

Scoffing, you shook your head in return. “We both know you don’t just ‘come to see’ people. Please don’t tell me you want me to come back to you again.”

DreamXD paused a moment, considering your words. “You really don’t miss what we had, what we were?”

“No. No DreamXD, I don’t miss you.”

He didn’t respond; he simply stood there and stared at you. He shifted his gaze behind you, looking at Technoblade.

“You fell in love with a mortal.”

You felt Technoblade get closer to you, his sword still drawn in case you needed protection. You smiled despite yourself, trying to appear as neutral as possible. “I did.”

DreamXD nodded again, but he seemed distant, like he was thinking about something entirely different. “These mortals, they do have a strange charm to them, do they not.”

Just as he said those words, a figure came crashing through the tree line. Clad in blue with large, white-rimmed glasses, they approached DreamXD casually.

“Where have you been? You said you were going to help me?” The crisp accent came through, the person impatiently looking at the god.

You watched as DreamXD’s entire body language changed, his attention solely on this one person. You saw him become possessive and obsessive, and you recognized that this must be the “strange charm” DreamXD had just been talking about.

The newcomer started walking away, and DreamXD followed after. Looking back one last time, he nodded, a sign of farewell to you. As the pair disappeared into the distance, you took a deep breath and turned to look at your partner. Wrapping your arms around his neck, Technoblade pulled you in close, touching your foreheads together.

“What the heck was that Y/n?”

“Oh, that was my ex, sorry about that.”

Technoblade blinked a couple times, trying to process this information. “The god of this server is your ex???”

You pressed a kiss to his lips before letting go and walking back to the house, grabbing the potatoes you had previously abandoned. “Don’t worry, he’s just an ex, that’s all.”

“Heh?????”

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[maxismp1]

U wraped in his cape

First of all Technoblade has his cape 24/7 365 days a year

And its normal for it to smell like him

But he often has to go, being called my his comrads or just doing his jobs

You get lonly af, and only thing you have is Steve

So when he finaly comes home to rest, he give you his cape for you to fix it and wash it

It's not often for him to wake up and not find you by his side

But at the other hand, when you do wake up before him you just start your day

"Y/n?"

He calls for you, but no answer. He went in to a small panic.

"Y/n?"

He calls once again while getting out of your shared bed. Slowly stumbling down the leaders.

"Y/n?"

Techno was now in full panic. Going to reach for his cape on the small stand, so he could search for you outside, but it wasn't there. He didn't care enogh about right now, he cared that you are safe

Reaching for his sord on the other side of the small stand, and quickly going outside. Only to find you wraped in his red cape.

"It smells like you"

You said simply

"I smell like me too, now go back to bed"

And with that he scooped his ball of live and went back upstairs to your shared bedroom

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[rapid-looser]

Leverage.

C!technoblade x gn!reader

a/n: this is inspired by the song 'Woe To The People Of Order', Cami-Cat's cover. Requests are still open, I'm just lacking motivation right now.

Can be read as Romantic or Platonic

Pronouns: They/Them

Request: Yes/No

★

Technoblade found it odd when you weren't in your house, which was located about 500 blocks from his. You had promised him you'd help him with planting a new bunch of potatoes in his third garden. So he searched in your armour room, which you would be sometimes, usually making new armour just incase a war broke out. You were quite advanced in armoury, as you had been taught at a young age. That was one of the main reasons you were sought out to join the syndicate. Not only that, but your neutral opinion on governments. As long as you were left in peace, you wouldn't take down a government, but if said government disturbed your peaceful life, you'd help in some way to bring it down. At first, Technoblade wouldn't talk to you unless it involved anything about armour or tools. But over time, he slowly started trusting you and taking to you more, as well as asking you to help him with his garden. After about 7 months, he considered you a friend. He couldn't find you anywhere in your house, but as he went into your kitchen, he found a note on your table. "If your trying to find [name], their with me. And unless you come to Las Nevadas for a rematch, they'll loose all their canon lives. Make your choice Technoblade, because i won't wait forever. -Quackity".

As he neared the end of the note, the voices began demanding Quackity's head, While some of the other voices were worried for your well-being. As he finished reading the note, more of the voices started demanding Quackity's head. The louder the voices grew, the harder he found it to control his anger. Yes he retired, but quackity had taking someone that he shown compassion to. He placed the note down and started making his way back to his house. Once he arrived, he opened his ender chest, and equipped his axe, grabbed a few potions of healing and regeneration and put on his armour. His door opened, and Phil stepped in. "Mate, where are you going?" He said as he neared his old friend, Technoblade. "Quackity wanted a rematch, and instead of asking straight up, he took [name], as leverage, I'm assuming." He replied, as he got up and walked towards the coat rack, where his coat and his mask were. "Mate, are you sure it isn't a trap? You settled your score with him last time. And he wouldn't risk loosing another life, would he?" Phil mumbled, more to himself then technoblade. "It doesn't matter if it's a trap or not Phil, he knows what leverage does to people, and he'd be the only one in the server that would ask for a rematch. If worse comes to worse, I'll ask you to come and help me." He spoke, after a few seconds. And with that, he got on Carl before Phil could reply to him, and rode towards the coordinates which was on the note.

Once he neared the coordinates, he stopped, and tied Carl up to a tree, out of site. He got his axe out, and walked the rest of the way to the coordinates. Once he arrived, he saw quackity with full netherite armour on, and you, with lava below you. "Let's just get to the point. If you drop all your armour, and weapons, I'll let [name] go, and they won't get harmed. If you don't, they get dropped into the lava below them." He said, once he saw technoblade. "After that, you'll return to the prison, and I'll let [name] leave entirely. Do not try any funny business, because I've got Sam waiting 700 blocks away, and he's got full netherite armour as well." He continued, not waiting for technoblade to reply to his last statement. "So you ask for a rematch, then you threaten to harm someone who has nothing to do with this? That's kinda lame don't you think?" He replied, sarcastically. A few seconds pasted, before he reached for his axe and Quackity in the shoulder. "Fuck- you've fucked up Technoblade." He said, while backing up from technoblade and drinking a potion of healing. "SAM, PULL THE LEVER" He yelled, while pulling out his sword. Not long after that, the cobblestone floor beneath you started to disappear and the lava started to become obvious underneath you. "Well fuck this isn't gonna end well" you said as you went towards the edge of the floor, ignoring the fighting that was happening around you.

Just as the floor was about to entirely disappear, someone threw you a totem or undying, which you caught in a matter of seconds. "You better hope that you die a quick death quackity, because I'll personally torture you to death if your dying to me." Technoblade said as he removed his axe from Quackity's throat, which has been there a few seconds prior. "Leave me be, and leave them as well. And if i see you one more time, you'll be killed for sure." He continued speaking, as he stood up entirely and put his axe away.

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[slimeyliveshere]

Drawing

Status: DONE ✨ Words: 908 Pronouns: She/her A/N: Football AU ==============================================================

The bright field lights shone on the field as I walked into the stadium. Fashionly is late as always. The score currently showed that SBI was ahead by 7 points. I quickly made my way over to the side bleachers where fewer people sat. Correction there where only one college-aged guy and a high schooler. they were sitting on the first row of bleachers painting each other's nails. One of the boys waved to me. I recognized him from one of my classes, Karl maybe. I started to walk up the bleachers my sketchbook still in my arms after giving him a small smile. 'I am only here for the assignment' I reminded myself. As soon as I sat down the bell went off starting halftime. I opened my sketchbook to get started on the drawing. "Uhm... (Y/N) right?" The same boy who sat at the end of the bleachers now stood right in front of me. "Yeah? Your Karl right?" I asked the guy. His face lit up with a smile. "Yeah! And that's Ranboo he guessed behind his back to the freakishly tall high schooler. "Would you mind if we sat next to you?" Karl asked. "Sure you can..." I told the boys. Karl ran down the bleachers and grabbed his backpack and nail polish. He walked back up Ranboo following him. I went back to sketching the people onto the field. A good hour later I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Karl. "Could I... I... Uhm... CouldIpaintyournails?" his words came out in a blur. I set my half-done sketchbook to the side and turned to Karl. I put my hands out a lopsided smile on my face. He took the queue, grabbed one of my hands, and grabbed a bright shade of purple and black nail polish. The colors were the color of the SMP college football jersey. While sitting there I noticed Karl was wearing the jerseys the people on the field were wearing. "You didn't tell me you played," I questioned Karl who sat in front of me focusing on my nails. "Yeah, I guess I do. I am out for a sprained ankle for the next two weeks" he said sticking out his bad ankle," he said laughing a little. Ranboo sat next to me jumping up when his team- the SBI School district got a little closer to a touchdown. "THE GAME'S ALMOST OVER TOMMY! RUN AS YOU'VE NEVER RUN BEFORE TOMMY!" Ranboo yelled over the crowd quite a few people staring at him. SMP was ahead by 7 points. Just then Callahan broke out of the group of boys jumping on Tommy. Ranboo's mouth fell agape as he watched his friend get pulled to the ground as the buzzer went off. The black-clad side of the bleachers jumped screaming out and hugging their neighbors. Karl jumped up shouting and started to run down the bleachers the best he could and toward the field to celebrate with his team. Ranboo just started screaming profanity into the thin night air. Soon, the bleachers cleared out to go celebrate the win against SBI. Expect the football team. "HEY, (Y/N)! YEAH, YOU ART NERD!" my head jerked up from my sketchbook and found the source of the all too familiar voice. My ex-the-football-captain-grade-cheater-jerk, Dream. The group of overly arrogant football players now stood at the foot of the bleachers. "How's a single life going?" Dream asked a smirk on his face. Karl stood behind him looking quite guilty. He glimpsed up and mouthed a silent sorry to you. Before Dream could throw any more insults at you a tall male walked up behind Dream and grabbed the back of his jersey. "What is happening here, Dream?" the male asked in a monotone voice. All the football players took a step back except for Dream who stood ridged in his place.       "No-nothing Techno," Dream stammered tripping over his words. Karl turned and broke away from his team and ran up the bleachers and clasping onto my waist. Ranboo now stood behind you glaring daggers at Dream.       "Good, now scram," growled at the captain of the football team allowing him to run toward a group of girls at the entrance his group of goons followed him beside Karl.       "Ranboo? She good?" Techno shouted up from the bottom of the bleachers.       Ranboo looked down at me. "You good?" he asked unrest in the back of his eyes. I looked back up at them and smiled up at Ranboo.       "All good," I piped. Ranboo turned to Techno and gave him a thumbs up. Karl who was still holding on to my waist finally let go.       "Ranboo! The team wants to get Freddy's come on!" Techno shouted from where he still stood after he threatened Dream away. Ranboo's face broke into a smile. He scribbled something onto a lilac sticky note before sticking it to my face and taking the steps two at a time to get to the walkway and outside the stadium with Techno on his tail. I reached up to my face and pulled off the sticky note. On it was two phone numbers. One had 'Ranbo' above it.  The other had a note         ' Techno talks about you all the time I am doing him a favor ' above the second set of numbers. Karl stood next to you reading over your shoulder.       "(y/n)'s got a date!" Karl declared in a sing-song voice.

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[tredderwrite]

What are you doing? ~ Technoblade

Summary: Little domestic techno moment 

Word count: 1.2k 

Pairing: c!Technoblade / reader

Warnings: none!!

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The evenings were quiet as usual, there was not much noise around the house, the air still aside from an occasional ring of dishes hitting the rack to dry. 

You sat on the counter behind him, watching his back and how it moved with his breathing, muscle tissue flexed with every move his arms made to clean the plates you used for dinner not too long ago. He didn’t mind, feeling his eyes on you made him work better, faster, and the less time he spent on chores the more he could spend with you, trying his best to quickly end his current occupation. Pushing your body up, palms flat on the marbled surface, you slid off the counter, feet landing on the cold floor, your attention averting from your lover to the uncomfortable feeling of the freezing tiles on your bare flesh. 

You didn’t notice his eyes on you, too busy with your momentary shock, he had turned to you the moment he noticed you tore your gaze away from him; he laughed at your surprise, blowing his cover as you turned your head toward the noise, immediately catching his eye, rolling yours at the teasing tone in his voice, hiding a smile under your lowered head as you headed toward your room, quickly grabbing a pair of socks from a drawer. 

Your return was hurried, your legs bounced off the floor, running right back toward the kitchen, refusing to miss out on any more staring. 

He was still there, although his hands worked slower; he didn’t notice your return, letting you know he was somewhere between the thoughts clouding his mind. 

Tilting your head you came to a halt, your footsteps now silent as you tiptoed your way to him, in hopes to get your revenge for his previous mocking. Spreading your arms out the closer you got, waiting for the perfect time to go through with your plan. He finally put the dish he was working on away, freeing his hands of any breakable objects; this is when you took your cue to jump on him, wrapping your arms around his back quickly, squeezing to make sure he can’t move. 

You realized your chance at taunting him back was gone when he had no reaction to your sudden touch, his breathing kept its pace and his body made no jumps, he stood still, welcoming your touch.

Pressing your cheek against the soft, fitted fabric on his back, bringing him closer, still unhappy with the amount of attention on you. He chuckled at the movement, your hair just long enough to tickle the back of his upper arms. 

“What are you doing?” he spoke up, voice loud and playful, your head moving with his body every time his chest rose and fell right back, emptying his lungs of any remaining carbon dioxide. 

Pausing for a moment you thought of what to say, needing to come up with a response equally sweet as it was ironic, returning his tone to humor the situation.

“Snugllin’,” you said, and it worked, better than you imagined it would, his voice beamed with laughter, surrounding your head, feeling like you’d won the greatest prize at an arcade. 

Your face lit up too, laughing along with him, enjoying the moment.

He was turned around by this point, his body fully parallel to yours, still smiling. 

Your arms never left his waist, hands now tugging at the sides of his shirt, urging him to come closer and go back to your previous position. But he didn’t, eyes still searching for yours up until the very moment you looked up at him, smiling at each other like fools as the water kept running behind him.

The peace was short-lived, he jumped forward, the water that was now overflowing had fallen on his shirt, catching him off-guard. He turned around, hands immediately flying to grab the handle of the running faucet, he was seconds too late, the water already falling all around you, spreading rapidly on the tiled floor. 

You looked at him, jaw wide open at the incident, backing out the puddle at your feet to grab some towels and help him clean up. He seemed to have the same idea, heading for the same cabinet, grabbing some before you could, laying them out to absorb the water below him. 

You crouched down, following his actions, scoffing to yourself. Head snapping your way,  he titled it to the side, nodding up to signal he wants to know why you’d done that. 

“I tried so hard to scare you and the water was what got you?” you shook your head, faking a pout to sell your disappointment. He clicked his tongue, expressing his disapproval of your words, brushing off the ridicule. “Hush.” “I’m serious literally how d-” your ranting was cut short but yet another, this time drawn out “Hush!” 

“Whatever,” you stood up, walking over to the dryer, placing the drenched towel inside, “I’ll get you one day,” waving your finger at his approaching figure.

He was a mere few steps away as your finished your declaration, reaching over you to place his towel in too, shutting the dryer door with one arm, wrapping the other around your waist. 

“You talk a lot, you know?” He spun you around, his posture slouched as he brought your faces closer together, the hand on the small of your back pushing you in his direction. Your view briefly landed on his lips before ascending to his eyes, throwing another glimpse down in your best efforts to indicate your wishes. He smirked, catching on to your suggestion, one corner of his lips tugged to the side, eyes mirroring your act.

“Really?” you snuffed out the silence, as you often did, tilting your head up in to the side, leaning into him. Leaning in too, he began to close off the remaining distance.

The loud beep of the machine behind you made you the next victim of surprise, immediately cutting the moment short. You hid your head in his chest, chuckling at the absurdity of the string of events that had taken place. 

“REALLY?!” he yelled out in a light-hearted frustration toward the home appliance, entertaining the scene. In reality he was ready to respond to your question, the meaning of the word quickly changing to fit the current environment. Laughter never sized with him, you tapped the back of your hand to his chest, doubling over.

Once the initial shock of everything settled down you calmed as well, taking his hand in yours, away from the kitchen where all accidents seemed to happen.  He kept quiet, taking his seat on the couch, pulling your body down with his. 

The rest of the night was spent in cuddles on the couch, banter shared all about the previous accidents, a few inside jokes added to your list as the hours flew by, the everlasting moment carved forever in your minds.

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[deliwrites]

𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐞 // Technoblade

Published: 12th of October 2022 (Original; 22nd of July 2021) Type: Angsty, Fluff, Female reader TW: (semi) panic attacks, disowning (in a way), homelessness, death (bees), depression (possibly) Word count: 7430 Summary: Y/n is the Queen of a bee hive. Overall Queen bees do not leave the hive unless the hive is moving. Y/n has never been outside but she so desperately wants to. When she does, something unexpected happens while on an adventure with two teens to meet up with a certain King. (This is the longest one I've written so far)

Y/n POV

"Alright, guys, I know this is unusual," I announce, flying above my little bees. "But I am going to venture outside the hive," instant mumbling happened among the bees that were sat in front of me. "Now, don't worry too much, I won't go far! I promise!"

After a bit more reassurance to my little bees, I deem my announcement finished and fly back towards my castle within the hive. I was so excited. Ever since I was born, I had never left the hive, not even when I was crowned Queen after my mother had passed. So, now after 3 years of being Queen, I decided to do what I had always wanted. I was 21 now! I should be able to make a least one decision for myself.

I decided to eat first before I decided to venture outside. "Alright, I'm ready!" I said to myself, encouraging myself. With excitement still boosting my system, I flew out the entrance, being watched with careful eyes from my bees. A gasp instantly left my mouth at the beautiful sight of the flower forest. So many beautiful colours graced the horizon, including the sky.

"Oh my god! This place is so beautiful!" I yelled out, flying up into the sky, doing a few flips.

"Did you hear that?" I hear a males voice from somewhere behind me.

"Yeah, I haven't heard that voice before," another male voice said, I heard the rustling of the bushes behind me. Turning around slowly, I tilted my head sideways, awaiting whatever would come out. The bush was pushed aside and I came face to face with two males. One with brown hair and a scar on his face, the other black and white, split directly in the middle, one eye red, the other green. Both of them looked at me in confusion. The brown haired ones eyes, turning wider with excitement, while the other seemed to look at my crown in confusion.

"It's a bee!" The first male said, fully getting out of the bush to observe me as I flew around him.

"Tubbo, I don't think that's just any bee," the other said sounding concerned.

"What do you mean, Ranboo?"

"It's wearing a crown could be the king of a hive or something-"

"Hi! I'm actually Queen Bee!" I said, apparently too sudden for them as 'Tubbo' screamed in confusion and 'Ranboo' just looked at me wide eyed. "What? Never heard a bee talk before?" I asked, now confused myself.

"You can talk...?" Tubbo spoke first, he seemed hesitant as he reached his hand out. Me being my tiny self I flew a little closer and let his hand caress my cheek gently.

"Yes, I can talk," I tell him. "Don't my other bees talk to you guys?"

"I- no, I can't say they do," Ranboo said, still a bit confused. "But, since you're Queen, shouldn't you be in the hive?" He asked slowly.

"Oh!" Did I break one of the ground rules of being a bee by talking to them? "Well, technically yes, but I've never been outside the hive before, and everyone else has. So now that I am Queen, I thought, why not make one decision for myself."

"I am guessing, you really wanted to see the outside world, huh?" Tubbo asked, making me nod. "Well in that case, would you like to join us? We can write down our coordinates and we'll bring you back safely afterwards!"

"Wouldn't I be a bother?" I asked concerned.

"Of course not, let's go! Ranboo and I were just about to visit a friend in the nether."

"Oeh! What's the nether?" I ask in excitement as I follow after them. Flying just a few inches next to them, I look at my surroundings. Every now and then flying up to flowers just to sniff them. They smelled absolutely amazing!

"The nether is actually quite dangerous, but since you can fly, you should be alright," Ranboo starts off. "It could be described as hell in a way. It is significantly warmer than here, there is lava- basically everywhere and creatures that are not really a friend of us."

"Wow, first time outside and I'm already going on a dangerous quest!" I exclaimed in pure excitement. "Okay, how far till we reach this nether?"

"Well, first we need to keep walking- or well, flying for you, for a little while longer. Then we go through a portal. That's when we're in the nether, once there it will be a bit of a walk through it, in order to reach our friend."

The journey continued with us getting to know each other and me asking questions when I saw things I didn't recognize which was a lot! Soon enough we reached a portal that looked pretty random, and not like it belonged in the area. We were pretty far away from the flower forest now, had walked through two other biomes.

"This is it," Ranboo said, gesturing to the portal. "I'll go in first, then you can follow after me, Y/n and then Tubbo to make sure that you get through okay."

"Alright, let's do this! I'm excited!" I said clapping my hands. Tubbo chuckles at my excitement, Ranboo just shaking his head before he walks through the portal. "Oh! He just vanished!" I gasped when I saw him just - poof - disappear.

"Yep! Now lets, go, you next! Ranboo messaged me, saying it was safe for you to come through. Don't be scared alright, I'll be right behind you."

"I'm not scared," I tell him all hyped up! "I'm going to be-"

Third POV

"Ranboo, where is Y/n?" Tubbo asked as soon as he came through the portal and noticed the excited Queen bee was nowhere in sight.

"She didn't come through. Are you sure you went through after her?"

"What do you mean!? Of course, I am sure!" Tubbo said, confused and concerned. He had promised her that they would bring her home safely and now she disappeared into thin air. A hive doesn't function very well if there is no Queen to lead them.

"Oh! My head!" a voice both the boys recognized was heard. Their head instantly turning to it.

"Y/n? Where are you?" Ranboo asked, not seeing her in front of the portal. "Are you behind it?" When they don't get a real answer besides a groan, the two walk closer to the portal, slowly walking around it. Tubbo is the first to gasp at the sight.

"Oh my god!" He exclaims, quickly walking closer. "Are you okay?"

"I- yeah, I think so," the small wings on the bee Queens back start to flutter, but the bee doesn't lift off the floor. "W-why can't I- fly?" She asks quietly. Her eyes were still closed as her head still hurt a bit.

"Uhm, Y/n, I don't mean to scare you, but uhm... You just turned human..."

Y/n POV

Instantly my eyes fly open. I ignore the pain that shoots through my head as I look down at myself, seeing myself dressed in a royal-like dress covering my very much human-looking body. "No! Why am I human!? How would this happen!?" I panic. I pat my hands all over my body, my arms reaching behind my back. A sigh of relief leaving my lips when I feel my wings still there. I try to use my wings again to help myself stand up. It works but as soon as I stop to stand my knees buckled and I end back on the floor.

"Okay, Y/n, I have a potion for you," Tubbo says as I hear the cork being taking out of a glass vial. "I know you're confused, we are too. But you need to take this, it will strengthen you up a bit," I can hear the worry and confusion in his voice as he holds the vial out to me. "I promise you that this will help you," with slight hesitation I take it from him and down the potion quickly.

"Tubbo, I can't go back like this," I mutter, tears forming in my eyes.

"I know, we'll fix this, I promise," he says gently. "For now, though, we need to continue. It's not safe to stay in the same spot for too long. Our friend might actually be able to help us. He's a fantastic potion maker!" He says trying to reassure me that everything will be okay. I sniff slightly and nod, quickly wiping at my eyes to get rid of any tears that might have fallen. With the help of Ranboo I get back up on my two legs. A little wobbly but I could tell that the potion I was given gave me enough strength to walk.

"I'll hold on to you, just in case," Ranboo says gently, his arm around my middle making him hunch over a bit, my arm around his tall shoulders. Keeping me upright and steady. "This is probably very weird for you, isn't it?"

"It is yeah, - god you are gigantic, - but I trust you guys," I tell them with a slight smile.

"Alright, good. Tubbo, lead the way," with a nod from Tubbo we start slowly making our way through the hot nether. As we walked I couldn't help but continuously look down at myself like I would suddenly be a bee again. Yet every time I did I couldn't help but admire the beautiful dress I was wearing. I had no clue how I could have possibly transformed with a dress on as us bees don't wear clothes. The heels, as I learned from Ranboo, were actually surprisingly comfortable. The dress on the other hand was a bit of a hassle. It was a beautiful off white colour, leaning more towards gold. Had a sweetheart neckline with off the shoulder lace sleeves. The dress had a ballgown shape with layers upon layers of tulle. The top layer had beautiful lace detailing on the bottom going up to about midway. The lace on the corset also beautifully connected to the skirt of the dress making it look like a beautiful cohesive piece. Luckily the dress didn't feel too heavy and Ranboo was still able to stand pretty close to me in order to help me walk.

(So this⬆️ dress but this⬇️ colour basically or just pick whichever you like more)

"We're here!" Tubbo finally calls out. I look up, having mostly looked at the ground to make sure I didn't miss-step and not only make me fall in lava but also dragging Ranboo with me. We stood in front of a giant door that leads into a beautiful castle. The castle was surprisingly white for the red atmosphere of the Nether. The outside walls fully made of quarts. A pig-like guard grunts in a defensive manner, pointing his golden sword at me. My eyes widen from the action. Tubbo is quick to step in front of me tho.

"We're here to see King Technoblade, he should be expecting us?" Ranboo asks. The pig grunts again then scoffs before grunting and gesturing towards me again. 'How could they possibly understand this guy?'. "This is Queen Y/n, she is our plus one if you will," with one last grunt the guard opens the door and lets us in. Closing the door right after us.

"How did you understand that guard?" I ask in shock as we walk down the long hallway.

"Techno taught us enough piglin language to communicate with the guards," Tubbo explained, making a turn.

"First name basis, and walking around without a care in the world. You guys must be very close friends with King Technoblade," I comment.

"We are," Ranboo says with a soft smile. Tubbo knocks on a door, waiting for an answer, which we quickly received.

"Come in," a monotone voice calls out loud and clear from the other side of the door. Tubbo pushes against the heavy door, it opening with loud creaks.

"Hey Techno!" He says as he lets me and Ranboo in after him, staying by the door to close it behind us.

"Wow!" I gasp looking around the beautiful library we were now stood in. Rows upon rows of bookcases lined either side of the room. The middle had two long tables with benches on either side, one at the front and one in the back. In between the table were two three-seater leather sofas, a coffee table with a fireplace in the middle. On one of the leather sofas sat a giant male, dressed in black dress pants, a white button-up and a blood-red robe with golden chains connected on his chest, white fur outlining the edges. And last but not least, he wore a pig skull mask over half of his face. His mouth not being covered, revealing beautiful pale skin. He had surprisingly long pastel pink hair that was braided loosely, hanging over his right shoulder. He was reading a book, not looking up just yet.

"Who did you bring with you?" He questions as we slowly make our way over to him.

"This is Queen Y/n," Tubbo says already almost next to Techno.

"Ranboo, I don't know how to walk stairs," I whisper, a blush covering my cheeks as I looked down at the staircase. I didn't notice but Techno actually looked over, raising one of his eyebrows.

"She is a bee..," Tubbo added. Ranboo looked puzzled, unsure of how to help the bee Queen down the stairs. Techno seemed to notice and with a sigh, he put his book down. Standing up, with quick strides of his long legs he walked past Tubbo and Ranboo, up the stairs towards me. Standing in front of me he holds out both of his hands.

"Hold my hands," he says, still in the same monotone voice, the demand lingering a bit with annoyance. Slightly startled with the demand, I place my smaller hands into his much bigger ones. Slowly he guides me down the big staircase, one step at a time, him taking one step backwards as I take one forward. My legs are still wobbly but his hold on my hands keeps me from falling.

"Thank you," I whisper, being very grateful for his help.

"It's no problem. Take a seat," he says to all of us, gesturing to the sofas. He rings a bell and within seconds another piglin enter the room, grunting at Techno. "Bring us some tea," the piglin nods and just as quickly as he enters he is gone. The room is filled with pure silence as we sit, Techno staring directly at me but I didn't dare look into his eyes. He gave off this very intimidating aura, so instead, I played with the lace on my dress.

It takes what feels like hours but is actually only a few minutes for the piglin to return, this time with four teacups, a teapot, milk and sugar. He is quick to place everything down, pouring tea into every cup before leaving the room for the last time.

"So, care to explain why you brought a human Queen bee to my castle?" Techno asks after picking us his cup. Leaning back against the sofa, instantly taking a sip of his tea.

"Well," Ranboo starts. Explaining to Techno how they found me, why I was outside of the hive to begin with, all the way to the portal. "So I went through the portal first, then Y/n and then Tubbo. The only problem was, I never saw Y/n come through. Just Tubbo. When she went through the portal she somehow became human."

"Hmm," Techno hummed, from what I could tell he had no facial expression but the sound of the hum made me believe he was thinking. "And let me guess, you guys think I can turn her back into a bee?"

"That- Yeah, that-that is correct," Ranboo stutters.

"I am sorry, King Technoblade, if I had known this would happen I wouldn't have come with them. I am sorry to have become a burden to you," I spoke softly, looking down into the cup of tea, seeing my own reflection. I looked so different yet so similar. But I couldn't go back like this, for one I was human, second I wouldn't fit in the hive and third I would probably be banned from my own hive. I know that sounds stupid but me already venturing out of the hive was bad for said hive.

Techno doesn't respond immediately as he stares at the dejected Queen. He too could have lost his royal status a while back when he turned human. He understood what Y/n was going through.

"Alright, first things first," Techno sighs. "This happened when she came through the portal right?" Getting nods from all three. "Have you tried going back through the portal?" Ranboo seems to instantly facepalm himself at the very obvious idea. "I guess not," standing up abruptly he walks over to the Queen who was sat on the opposite sofa, diagonal from him. He offers his hand to her. "Let's try that first then shall we."

I take his hand as he helps me stand up. Once upright and balanced he hooks his arm around my elbow for a better hold. He takes careful strides as he leads the three of us out of the library.

"I didn't know you had a portal in the castle," Tubbo says as he and Ranboo follow behind Techno and me.

"It's for me and staff in case we need something from the overworld. We don't reveal its coordinates as that could lead to people infiltrating my castle from the inside."

"Smart, smart," Ranboo mumbles. It doesn't take too long before we reach the portal room and the two of us stand in front of it. My heartbeat picking up at just the sight of it.

"Alright, Queen Y/n, I understand that you're nervous," Techno's monotone voice spoke gently. "I'll be right with you, alright. Just follow me in and we'll go through together," I nod in acknowledgement of his reassuring words, taking a deep shaky breath. "Alright, Ranboo, Tubbo, you guys stay here, alright," after getting a nod from the two teens he starts to lead the two of us into the portal. "If it helps, you can always close your eyes," he whispers to me as we set the first foot into the portal. I nodded, gripping onto his hand tighter and closing my eyes.

I could tell we reached the Overworld when the air around me felt a lot colder. I didn't have a massive headache like it did before. Hell I didn't even feel any different. I still had my eyes closed.

"I didn't change, did I?" I mutter quietly. I gentle sigh comes from Techno.

"I'm sorry, Queen Y/n," he says. I open my eyes, staring at the ground. I start mumbling 'no, no, no' quietly and I slightly start to panic. I let go of Techno and go back through the portal, not even waiting a second once I am through, I go back through again and again and again. When I am back in the Overworld for a fourth time, ready to go back through again, Techno pulls me away from the portal. He turns me to look at him, taking away my hands which were covering my face. He gently cupped my face and wiped away my tears that I hadn't realized had started falling from the pure panic. "Y/n, I know you're panicked, but it's going to be okay," he says gently, rubbing his thumb over my cheek. He pulls me closer, carefully pulling me into a hug. I could tell he wasn't really a hugger but he knew I needed the comfort at the moment. "Look, I can't promise you that I can change you back, but I will do my absolute best, I promise you that."

"Thank you," I mumble into his chest. We stay in the hug for a bit longer as I calm down. His hand gently rubbing my back as I hiccup a bit. I slowly pull away from his warm embrace, my hands lingering on his chest. "I'm sorry," I whisper. "Thank you."

"It's okay, don't apologize," Techno gently holds my hand, slowly starting to guide me towards the portal again. "Let's go back alright?" I nod and follow him back through the portal. The warmth of the Nether feeling surprisingly comforting.

"Everything okay?" Ranboo asks as soon as we come back through.

"It will be," is what Techno answers, leading us to an entirely different room. Barrels were scattered all around filled with vials and hay to keep the vials from breaking. Shelves filled with potions, some hidden behind a locked glass case. Different ingredients for potions labeled and organized in chests and barrels. In the middle of the room stood multiple cauldrons and brewing stands. "Alright, I have one potion I know by heart that we can try out," he leads me over to a small wooden stool for me to sit down. I thank him and watch as he gives me a sweet smile before getting to work. He strides around the room getting all the ingredients he needs.

Third POV

Mean while Tubbo and Ranboo stand together, still close to the entrance. Both staring at the King and Queen, watching how the two interact with each other.

"Do you think..."

"Yes."

"But what happens when she's back to being a bee?"

"I have no clue."

The two kept staring as the two royals joked around and got to know each other. Chuckles and giggles filling the room. The two completely forgetting that the two teens were still there.

Y/n POV

"Alright, it's ready!" Techno announces after almost an hour of brewing. Pouring the pink potion into a vial, blowing on it to cool it down just a bit. "Be careful it's still warm," he says as he hands the vial to me. I nod blowing on it once more. I give him a nervous look before bringing the vial to my lips and downing the potion. It felt like a magic trick, smoke suddenly surrounded me and a poof sound was heard.

'Wait! Dit it work!?'

When the smoke vanish I looked down and realized I was a lot closer to the floor than before. "Oh my god!" I said fluttering my wings, tho they felt a lot different. "It worked!"

"I- eh, not exactly," Techno spoke with a soft chuckle.

"What do you mean?" I ask flying closer to him.

"You're a pig with wings right now," he says with a grin on his face. "Gotta say, you look really cute like this," he chuckles when I try to growl at him but instead I make snorting noises. "Yep, definitely cute. Hold up, I think I know what went wrong," he goes over to a barrel and takes out a vial of honey making me gasp.

"You better not have taken that without asking!" I tell him with a pointed look.

"I- eh- eh..." I turn my back to him with a huff, sitting down on the stool. Angry snorting noises coming from me. "I am sorry, okay," Techno says coming over to me, kneeling behind me. "You can't really blame me tho, before today I had no idea bees could talk," I huff again. "Hey, please, I'm sorry," I turn my head to look at him. "Can you drink this, please? It's milk, it should take the potion effect away," I fully turn around and let him pour the milk into my mouth, having no hands to hold the glass. Just like before I am surrounded by smoke. The smoke disappears and I look down at Techno, who is still kneeling in front of me, with crossed arms.

"Next time, all you gotta do is ask, alright?"

"Alright, I will," he says sincerely, receiving a smile from me. With that he goes back to brewing, another hour flying by. Tubbo and Ranboo having decided to leave the royals alone and roam around the big quarts castle.

"Is it ready?" I ask when I see him pour the golden potion into a vial.

"It is," he answers simply, handing me the vial. "Keep in mind, that if this doesn't work it may take a while," he informs me. I nod about to down the potion, but he stops me with a gentle hand. "But I don't want you to worry, alright."

"I know, I trust you," I tell him before downing the potion. I look up at Techno when after a while nothing happened.

"Hmm. I genuinely thought this would work," he confesses.

"I- it's o-okay," I said quietly, trying not to cry. "Y-you don't have an e-estimate time, r-right?"

"Of the next potion? Yeah, no. I'm sorry it didn't work."

"It's okay," I sniff slightly. "T-thank you for-for your help. I-I guess I should go home, a-and tell the bees."

"Wait, before you go," he takes out a bell, rings in and a piglin is quick to walk in. "Bring Ranboo and Tubbo back here," The piglin grunts in acknowledgement and runs off to fetch the two teens. "Tubbo and Ranboo will escort you back," he says gently. "Tubbo, what are the coordinates of the beehive?" He asks said teen as soon as he enters the room. Tubbo is quick to give him the coordinates. Techno heading off into a corner of the room where from a barrel he gets out a map, and a compass. Adding something to both items before handing both items to me. "If for whatever reason you need me, this map will lead you right to me, along with this compass," he explains when I open the map. On said map I was visible as a white arrow that showed me the inside of the castle, showing me I stood in front of a pink pig icon which was Techno. "If you tap the map it will zoom in or out," he steps a bit away from me. "The gold line between us shows you the quickest way to reach me."

"Thank you," I give him a genuine smile. I give him a hug before going with Tubbo and Ranboo who bring me safely back to the hive. The walk there is surprisingly quiet, all unsure on what to say or even talk about. "Thank you for bringing me back safely," I tell them sincerely. "I'll go and talk to the hive now, I hope you don't mind giving me some privacy."

"Of course," Ranboo says, pulling Tubbo with him to walk a bit back from where they came from.

Third POV

"What do you think will happen?" Tubbo asked Ranboo as they observed the Queen. She had knocked gently on the hive with her finger as to not startle the bees too much. And two bees came out to talk to her.

"I don't know, she's still human which means she can't enter the hive. Queens aren't supposed to leave the hive to begin with. Only when the entire hive is moving location," Ranboo says, watching closely to how the two bees react to the Queen.

"Techno said he'll continue working on a potion for her that should change her back into a bee. What do you think will happen to the two of them then? I mean we both saw the way they looked at each other."

"I know but I-" Ranboo cuts himself off when he see the two bees enter the hive, leaving Y/n outside with tears streaming down her face. Before he can even address her, she runs off in a random direction. "Wha- Where is she going?"

"I don't know, should we follow?" Tubbo asks following Y/n's dress through the trees. "Or should we leave her for a moment?"

"I don't know, we can follow slowly, giver her time to think," with that the two teens follow the queen. Sadly they loose sight of her pretty quickly.

Techno's POV

With a frustrated sigh I drop the book onto the table. I was back in the library, three stacks of books on the table around me. I had picked out multiple books on potions and transfiguration. Y/n had looked so upset when both potions didn't work, along with the whole portal incident. I don't wanna disappoint her, but at the same tim-

"Techno," my head shot up from the open book on the table. There stumbling down the staircase was the Queen bee. She had tears running down her puffy pink cheeks.

"Hey, what's going on?" I ask concerned, walking over quickly, meeting her at the bottom of the stairs where she instantly falls into my chest. Holding onto my dress shirt tightly. She sobs quietly into my chest and I know not to speak. I wrap my arms around her gently, it feeling almost natural to hold her close like this. I rub her back gently, my other hand moving to her head, caressing her head.

"I'm sorry," Y/n speaks softly it being more muffled by her face being hidden in my chest.

"It's alright," I squeeze her a bit in reassurance. "I told you you could always come here for whatever reason," I tell her quietly, placing a gentle peck on her forehead. "I wasn't lying, I am here for you, alright?" I feel her nod against my chest, she sniffs a few times before slowly pulling away, just enough to look up at me. Her hands staying on my chest.

"I-I.. I don't-don't have a h-home anymore," she quietly confesses. "I- I'm not a-allowed back, unless I am a b-bee," she looks down in - I think - shame. She removes one hand off my chest, she grabs her crown, throwing it on the floor.

"Wha-"

"I don't deserve it," she says in a clear whisper. I decide not to say anything, ignoring the voice in my head that want me to mock her for this action. She doesn't need anyone else talking her down, not now, not ever.

"You can stay here with me, alright," I tell her, grabbing hold of the hand that now hangs loosely at her side. "My home will be your home for however long you need it to be," she looks up at me, a sad but thankful look in her eyes. "Would you like me to bring you to your room?" I ask, already knowing exactly what room I want her to be in.

"Yes please, I could use some sleep," she answers quietly. I nod, giving her a smile.

"Alright," I lead her back up the stairs, looking back once, at the beautiful crown that laid discarded on the floor. 'I'll have to keep it safe for her'. The walk is quiet, there being no need to speak. She gently leans on me as we walk, her head on my shoulder. I couldn't help but smile when I felt her head hit my shoulder. Some of the voices panicked, while others were cooing at the cute Queen bee. "This is it," I tell her when we reach the room. I open the door for her and walk her inside. "If you need me for anything, you know how to find me, and other wise, my room is right across from you."

"Thank you, Techno," she says with a slight smile on her lips. "It means a lot to me," she seems hesitant for a moment before she stands on her tippy toes and pecks my cheek just below my mask.

Y/n's POV

Weeks go by and I ended up staying with Techno in his castle. It took me a while to get used to this human body but I loved it. I learned new human things every day with the help of Techno all the while he did his best to combine his kingly duties and making a potion to make me a bee again. I was so grateful of him so I tried my best to make things easier for him. I did so by fetching stuff for him or getting him something to drink. Just anything really. During these weeks me and Techno had gotten a lot closer too. We had fallen into quite the cute routine, I would wake up before him, go down to the kitchen and make him tea. I hadn't learned how to make or cook any foods yet. But Techno would tell me it was fine that I didn't know how to cook, that's what the piglins were there for. Once the tea would be ready I would go up to his room and knock. Usually, he would still be asleep, so I would crack the door open just a snitch to check, before entering the room.

"Techno," I whisper while walking over to the bed quietly. Setting the cup down on the nightstand. Walking over to the windows I open the curtains. There was no such thing as sunlight here, but it was definitely lighter out there than inside the room.

"Always the curtains," Techno complains jokingly from the bed. Giggling, I flutter my wings getting on top of the bed.

"It's morning, time to get up," I tell him whilst sitting next to him. Patting his leg over the sheets in a way to wake him up more.

"The nether doesn't have time," Techno teases, pulling on my hand to make me lay down next to him. Yeah, I loved these moments.

"Did you end up staying up till later?" I ask while I lie next to him.

"Yeah," he says with an expressive sigh. "I think I might have found it," I sit up straight instantly.

"Really?" I whisper hopefully. Techno nods looking up at me with a gentle smile. A bright smile takes over my face as I leap forward wrapping my arms around him. Connecting my lips to his in a kiss filled with gratefulness. I could tell it startled him slightly, but this wasn't the first time we had kissed. Techno slowly sat up, our lips still connected, his hand moving to my cheek. Running his hand through my hair he pulls suddenly making me gasp. He slips his tongue into my mouth, meeting mine they fight over dominance, tho Techno had already won. After a while we pull away to properly breath, a dark blush lingering on my cheeks.

"Alright, even tho I love kissing you, I think we should get up," Techno says, a slight smirk on his lips when he notices my red cheeks.

"Wait, do you want me to brush you hair first?" I ask when he sits on the edge of the bed. I don't wait for an answer, flying off the bed, I walk and grab the hair brush along with a hair tie from a dresser. I sit down behind him and start to gently brush the knots out of his beautifully long pink hair.

"I'm going to miss this," I hear Techno mumble as he lets out a sigh. I can't tell whether its a sigh of enjoyment or of reluctance. So I let it slide for now. Once I am done getting all the knots out, I start to braid his hair loosely, knowing he preferred it that way.

"Alright, done," I tell him after I take his crown off its stand and gently placing it on his head.

"Thank you," he is quick to get dressed in his walk in closet and then we're off to the brewing room. On the way he shows me the book where he found the possibly working potion in. He was going to need quite a few ingredients but we both knew he had all of them in stock.

It takes a few hours to make but we endure it and when its ready I am just so nervous. I couldn't wait to go home! But at the same time, would I ever get to see Techno again?

"Alright, this is it," Techno says once he pored the finished potion into a vial. "Do you want to try it now?"

"Yeah, lets do it," I tell him nervously. Taking my hand, he gives me a reassuring squeeze. Taking the vial I look into his ruby eyes for encouragement. Those beautiful eyes being visible since he had gotten used to not wearing his mask around me. Ever since I spent a night in his bedroom when I had gotten scared of a wither Skelton terrorizing me outside my window. With one last gulp I drink the potion like a shot and wait with closed eyes. "Did it work?" I ask uncertain.

"Why don't you take a look for yourself," hesitantly I open my eyes looking down I notice that there is no dress and instead just empty space.

"Oh my god! It worked! Techno, thank you so much!" I fly up to him and nuzzle his cheek making him chuckle.

"Yes, I know I am a genius," he chuckles. "Let's bring you home now, alright," he takes two more vials and fills them with leftover potion, mumbling a 'just in case'. Grabbing a satchel he places the potions in there. "I need to grab one more thing, stay here and I'll be right back, alright?" I nod and watch as he leaves.

'Would the bees let me leave in order to meet Techno? Probably not. If anything I would probably be forced to stay inside for the rest of my days'

"Okay, lets go," Techno says once he's back, his face now covered with a pig mask. The way to the portal closest to home is quiet as Techno protects me from anything that tries to attack, from Ghasts, Blazes and Hoglins to just regular skeletons.

"I'm going to miss you," I tell him just before we reach the portal. Techno seems surprised before putting on what seems to be a serious face.

"Me too, but you're always allowed to visit, keep that in mind."

"That's the thing, I don't think they'll allow me to leave the hive when I return."

"I'll come visit you then, the potion will most likely work on me too."

"You would?" I ask with a small smile playing on my lips.

"Definitely," he chuckles. Looking back forward we see the portal. Taking a deep breath both of us walk through. Instantly I notice a difference.

"I swear it has to do with this portal specifically," I grumble as I stare down at my dress, me having turned human once more.

"Good thing I brought extra," Techno smiles taking another vial from the satchel and I swear I see something else glisten inside. "It's going to be okay," he says, placing a reassuring peck on my cheek. I nod and take the potion once more, instantly turning to my bee self again.

"At least the potion isn't world related," I chuckle and we continue the rest of the long walk towards my hive.

"Wait a second," I whisper when we're almost there.

"Wha- why?" Techno asks confused, while my eyes are set on something. Tears already forming in my eyes.

"No...," I mutter, picking up the pace, I fly over to the hive just to see it grayed out and not taken care of. "No, no, no!" Flying into the hive I am met with a horrifying sight.

"Look who we have here," a frustrated voice says. "The Queen who oh so desperately wanted to leave the hive. Look what happened."

"B-but I-... I didn't mean for this to happen!" I tell the only bee left alive.

"Yeah, well, it did," the bee gives me an angry look before heading for the opening. "I wouldn't suggest staying. You're now the Queen of an empty hive," with that he flies out. I land on the floor as tears start freely rolling down my cheeks. I got everyone killed, just because I wanted to see the world. A hive does not function without its Queen...

I stay there on the floor for a while longer just mourning and feeling disappointed in myself. A gentle knock on the hive makes me get up. Knowing its Techno I fly out but turn so I don't look at him.

"I told you I'm not worthy of wearing my crown," I tell him quietly. "Because of my selfish action, I got my entire hive killed."

"Y/n, it's not your fault," Techno says making me scoff. 'As if'. "You didn't know the portal would make you human, no one could have warned you for that either! No one knew bees could talk till you decided to come out."

"Techno, it is entirely my fault! If I hadn't been selfish I would still have a living and thriving hive!" I burst out at him. "A hive doesn't function without its Queen. I left for selfish reasons and it killed the hive up to the last one standing!" Techno stays silent as I rant, definitely not used to me reacting like this. "Do you know who that was? That last bee was James, my personal guard. Someone who always looked out for me and told me I was the best Queen this hive had ever had. I cared so fucking much about every single bee. I was the only Queen to ever learn every single bees name," I cry out, sinking down to the grass-covered ground. "And now they're all dead. Just- ... just stomp on me. I don't deserve to live while they're not here."

"No," is the simple answer Techno gives. I stare at him wide eyed, shock covering my face. "Look I am no bee expert, but no matter what being you are. You shouldn't have to be locked up in one space for the rest of your life-"

"I mean, I could roam the hive-"

"You know what I mean, Y/n! I could tell from the moment I met you, you weren't meant for the bee life. You wanna go see the world, you want to explore, want to go on adventures! Being cooped up in that hive would not make you happy!" I couldn't help but agree. He was right. I did want to do those things. I loved being there for all my bees but the longing to go outside was much, much bigger. "So, I have a proposal for you," he clears his throat, getting down on one knee. "Would you, Y/n L/n, do the honors of becoming my Queen? We'll take care of all the piglins in my kingdom, go on adventures together and explore the entire world and beyond," my eyes grow wide when I see him take out my crown from the satchel, presenting it to me.

"You- A-are you sure?" I ask quietly, looking from my crown up to him.

"Well, preferably in human form, but yes," he chuckles sincerely, making me smile my sad tears replaced with happy once.

"I would love to be your Queen," I tell him with a grin on my face. "You don't happen to have any milk on you, do you?" Techno chuckles at my face before reaching into the satchel and handing me some milk. Drinking it quickly I transform in front of him, sitting on my knees in front of his kneeled being. I look down shyly, only looking up when I feel something heavy being placed on my head. It was my crown. With a bright smile I jump into his arms, pressing a passionate kiss to his lips.

And they lived happily ever after! Going on adventures together to who knows where!

I hope you enjoyed this long ass oneshot! Let me know what you think and maybe hopefully stick around for a few more!

#dsmp #dream smp #dsmp fanfic #technoblade #technoblade x reader #technoblade x y/n #technoblade x you #c!techno #c!techno x reader

[the-dragon-hearted]

I -

I HAVE COME -

TO A CRITICAL EPITOME!!

Why has our society failed and not made a plethora of Sleepy Bois x Batman?

A faulty father figure with a weird fascination with a black flying animal and an affinity to violence??? Hello? Why haven't we thought about this before?

Techno can be Nightwing with a bit more violence but the same amount of fantastic fashion taste.

WILBUR AS RED HOOD.

WILBUR AS RED HOOD!

WILBUR. AS. RED. HOOD -

Tommy would be a brilliant Damian (the perfect lil' shit) OR a chaotic Red Robin hyped up on coffee.

But consider - Tubbo as Red Robin could ALSO be hilarious. Little man has had eight cups of coffee in two hours and his platonic boyfriend Super Boy Ranboo is C O N C E R N E D

Also... Dream as the joker. Tell me I'm wrong.

#NO - BUT WILBUR AS RED HOOD #The Revival? #The white-streak! #Wilbur's white streak after revival!? #HELLO #Why have I just thought about this! #Why have I failed you all!? #This is art #dream smp #batfam #dream smp x batfam #sleepy bois #sleepy bois x batfam #Philza #Batman #c!Wilbur #Red hood #c!techno #Nightwing #c!Tommy #Damian #Red robin #c!Ranboo #c!Tubbo #GUYS - DREAM AS THE JOKER

[made-nondescript]

crazy idea....what if emerald duo ask blog reboot but text based this time

#i love c!techno so much you guys have no idea but i am SO bad at drawing him its just too hard for me #so... 👀 #might be an 'audience of one: me' situation bc i don't know if people like text based ask blogs? #i'm also considering doing maybe a life series or hc ask blog? i dont know hmm #i just write more consistently than i draw which is SO funny. I am not a writer at ALL. i draw every day man but boy #when i have to answer something i psych myself out w drawing it. sorry person who sent the REALLY nice tubbassador au ask i live in shame #will happen eventually lol #anyway yeah thats the thought this morning #cant watch dl until this afternoon so I'll just be rotating this around #maybe a dsmp x hc blog. hrmmm #OH ALSO i actually wrote something drabbl-y again sorry for thr lack of those i have been all over the place but im really excited abt it #i love scar ❤️ do i write him right? i dont know and dont care. im making the blorbos interact #ANYWAY #hope dl ends good

[sumwan]

I thought it would be interesting to look at c!Dream's inventory and ender chest both before and after the prison.

Before the prison

The latest time he showed his inventory before the prison was on August 31, 2020, when he was remodeling the Community House [x]

Armor, weapons, and tools

Netherite Helmet (Protection IV, Unbreaking III)

Netherite Chestplate (Protection IV, Unbreaking III)

Netherite Leggings named "Punzo Chaps" (Protection IV, Unbreaking III, Mending) (given by c!Punz after c!Dream fell and lost his armor)

Netherite Boots (Protection IV, Unbreaking III, Feather Falling IV, Depth Strider III, Mending)

Netherite Sword named "Netherite Sword11" (Sharpness V, Unbreaking III, Looting III, Fire Aspect I, Mending)

Netherite Pickaxe named "pp2" (Efficiency V)

Netherite Shovel (unenchanted)

Netherite Axe (unenchanted)

Bow (Punch I, Unbreaking III, Power V, Flame, Infinity)

Crossbow named "DEFINITELY NOT PENIS" (Quick Charge III, Piercing IV)

Shears

Food and support items

2 full stacks of arrows

16 ender pearls

1 water bucket

56 golden apples

2 enchanted golden apples

2 full stacks of steak plus one stack of 62 and one stack of 25

Various building blocks for remodeling the Community House

Ender chest

He doesn't show his ender chest in this stream, so the latest I could find was on July 31, 2020, which is shortly before the L'Manberg revolution war. [x]

1 full stack of diamonds and a stack of 22

2 full stacks of golden apples and a stack of 11

4 full stacks of iron ingots plus two stacks of 32

4 enchanted golden apples

1 dark oak log

60 arrows

1 full stack of steak

Diamond helmet (unenchanted)

1 pink bed

3 full stacks of ender pearls

1 potion of swiftness

1 netherite ingot

1 Cat music disc (not c!Tommy's disc)

1 Blocks music disc

After the prison

The last time c!Dream showed his inventory and ender chest after the prison was on April 22, 2022. [x]

Armor, weapons, and tools

Full set of enchanted Netherite Armor (given by c!Punz)

2 Netherite Swords (one given by c!Techno and one picked up from c!Bad during jailbreak)

2 Netherite Axes (also one from c!Techno and the other from c!Bad)

1 Netherite Pickaxe (given by c!Punz)

1 Netherite Shovel

1 trident (Riptide)

Shield (either given by c!Techno or picked up from c!Bad)

Bow named "Wardens Bow" (Infinity, Flame, Power V, Unbreaking III) (picked up from c!Bad)

Food and support items

1 splash potion of fire resistance

1 splash potion of strength II

4 full stacks of golden apples

10 enchanted golden apples

2 stacks of steak, one of 59 and one of 57

1 milk bucket

2 water buckets

1 full stack of regular arrows

54 harming arrows

1 full stack of obsidian

12 TNT

4 full stacks of ender pearls and a stack of 9 ender pearls

2 WARDEN ACCESS keycards

Various random items and stacks of dirt

Ender chest

53 diamond blocks

46 iron blocks

1 lava bucket

1 full stack of steak

1 full stack of flint

2 full stacks of gold blocks

6 netherite ingots

1 book and quill (unknown content)

2 full stacks of golden apples

1 full stack of feathers

1 full stack of arrows

7 nether stars

There's a lot that can be said about this, but I'm sure it's very normal to have two swords, two axes, and four stacks of golden apples on you at all times.

#he's completely fine he can't run out of food this way #he also needs all those arrows even though his bow has infinity #c!dream

[tainted-liquor]

'High Score!'✰⋆⁺

Earth42!Miles Morales x BlackFem!Reader TWs: N word usage, making out, cussing, and I think thats it! Ingredients: Sugar, Kisses, smiles, and lemon zest! (Fluff + suggestive) W/C: 1.2k A/N: You, Miles, and your friends all decide to play laser tag at the mall! Unfortunately for you, your trigger-happy boyfriend doesn't really care for laser tag.

The loud electro-dance music burst through the surround-sound speakers, the floor vibrating as you bit back hushed giggles. You, Miles, and all of your friends decided to get together a week before to play some laser tag. So here you were now, pressed up against the wall as you guarded your chest in an attempt to conceal your hitbox as you peeked your head around the corner. Your friend Daniella had been giggling and yelling, having been 'shot' by your friend Pierston. One down, and six more to go.

Even though you all agreed that it was all just for fun, everyone had gotten extremely competitive the moment those faux vault doors opened, everyone running in different directions for cover. You knew you had this shit in the bag, but there was just one person you knew for a FACT you didn't wanna get into a showdown with. Your boyfriend, Miles. From the moment everyone was released, he was absolutely nowhere to be found. While everyone was panting, rolling on the floor, dodging and weaving between walls, there was no trace of him anywhere.

You gently shook the lingering anxiety away as you slowly made your way to a different hiding spot after noticing Daniella's wide-eyed stare and the subtle point she gave you as she took her walk of shame back to the waiting room. Snitch. You got down on the ground, shimmying over to a small hedge, and leaned back, slowly extending your head around the corner to see if you had been followed. You covered your mouth as you heard Ganke yell out the highest, shrillest, girly scream you think you've ever heard. As you hear a couple of rogue giggles, you quickly apply more pressure to not give away your location, frantic thumps, and heavy footsteps begin to echo throughout the room, indicating everyone's desperate attempts to conceal themselves from whatever predator was following them.

"BRING THAT ASS HERE, BOUL!" You hear Kalias shout through maniacal laughter.

"NO PLEASE! C'MON MAN, I JUST GOT HERE YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CREASE MY SHOES." Ganke yells as the footsteps get louder before a low buzz and a loud yelp of disappointment was heard from poor Ganke.

The room erupts with laughter as everyone jumps out, the desperation to catch each other finally attaching itself to most of the group. You take a deep breath, preparing to leave your hiding spot and join the adrenaline-fed gunfight, laughing loudly before being sharply cut off by the feeling of a strong hand pulling you backward. You yelp loudly as you look up, seeing Miles point his laser gun directly at your hitbox with an absolutely evil grin.

"What's good, Mami?" he mumbles as he literally presses you with a toy gun, wrapping his free arm around your lower waist. His smug grin turned into a full-fledged beam full of nothing but pure mischief. The small enclosure was loud, filled with upbeat techno, ray-gun pews, hysterical giggles, and the occasional shout or two. He lowered his laser gun, gently tucking it onto the orange and black belt buckle that came with the vest, pressing his finger to his lips as he watches your eyes widen. "Shhh, cuz I'll blast you back to that damn waiting room right now."

You roll your eyes as you smirk, pretending to be annoyed by his actions as he attempts to pull you impossibly closer. "Where have you been this entire time? I haven't seen or heard you even once." You whisper as you turn your head to the side in confusion. He chuckled lowly as he peeked around the corner, watching the chaos unfold as everyone chases each other around the arena. He shrugged before hoisting you up by the back of your thighs, gasping quietly as he supported all of your body weight with both of his hands. He places a series of careful kisses on your face before capturing your lips in a deep passionate kiss.

"'m waitin' for these niggas to start fearing for they lives..." He mumbled as he broke the kiss briefly. "Then when they start runnin' like rats, i'ma blast they asses back to the lobby" he pants as he continues to kiss you, slowly turning into a make-out session behind the faux wall. Your brows furrowed as he recited his plan, a playful smirk forming on your lips at the thought of how competitive he was being from afar. You laced both arms around his neck, playing with one of the braids that lay on the back of his head. You took this as an opportunity to link your ankles around his hips for extra support.

Any thought of being tagged by your friends dissipated as you melted into your boyfriend's secure hold. He gave you one final peck on the cheek before gently placing you back on your feet, shooting you a wink before grabbing his ray gun and almost immediately disappearing into the arena.

"OH SHIT RUN IT'S MILES!" you hear Jasmine screech before a string of buzzers rings throughout the arena. You silently admired how he seemingly glided through the room, landing perfect shots on your friends' hitboxes in what felt like 5 minutes. He had unexplainably great agility and near-damn perfect aim. Yeah, he was in basketball for a little bit back at school, but his remarkable reaction time and inhumane ability to dodge remained unaccounted for. Regardless of what you thought, you watched him work his magic, successfully sending our remaining six friends back to the lobby with an absolutely maddened expression.

He stuffed his gun back in his belt buckle before turning in your direction, that same devilish grin formulating itself on his lips as he raises his arms up. "Mami! 1v1 me!" He shouts. Your heart dropped into your stomach at the words, going back to the very first thought you had when the doors first permitted you into the arena. But regardless, you shrugged and walked out with both hands on your heavy metal ray gun, slowly approaching him as you pointed it at his vest. He gave you a nod, keeping his hands up as the final buzzer sounded, LED lights turning red all throughout the arena as he gave you a small smirk.

"Oh no! She got me!" He shouted. You suddenly realized he never intended on actually fighting you, and that he only wanted to rack up a high score and then go home to have something to brag about. All that yelling about a 1v1 and the 'showdown' you two had was just bluff so the rest of the group didn't think you were cheating. You burst out into laughter, pulling him into a tight hug as the vault doors opened up again, allowing a new wave of people to pass through as Miles wrapped his arm around your shoulder.

"She won." He shrugged, the ghost of a devilish grin still present on his face as your friends let out noises of shock.

"Ain't no way you lost to your girl, Miles." Daniella laughed as Miles shot her a rather rude glare.

"Girl shut the fuck up, you was the first to leave the premises." He spat.

You all spent the rest of the afternoon at the mall, clowning Miles on how he "lost to his girlfriend." Amidst all the talking and jokes, however, he shot you another wink you would have missed if you blinked.

#across the spiderverse #into the spiderverse #atsv #miles morales x reader #earth 42 miles fluff #earth 42 miles x reader #earth 42 miles morales x reader #earth 42 miles #prowler miles #miles morales prowler #miles morales fluff

[fairlyang]

El perdedor 🕷️

finding your ex at the club

w/c: 2.7K

pairing: ex!miguel x latina!reader

tags: rebound, dancing, a lil gay if you squint, shaking ass, jealousy, delulu ex, slowly folding

notes: i posted this shit back in june and when I was reposting everything I really didn’t wanna repost this one but I think there’s more latinas here entonces para ustedes mis amores <3 (only thing I changed from this was the pov bc it was so bad LMAO but it was my 4th fic of mig)

You roll your eyes at your new fling's friend after making a nasty joke of a girl who just walked past you. He takes notice and tells you to stop being so uptight. "Then stop being such a dick." You say and he snorts.

You roll your eyes and look away from him. Having to deal with this bullshit just for some mediocre dick with alright dirty talk? Probably one of my worst decisions to date.

Next to breaking up with Miguel.... But your ego will never let you admit that you miss him and his won't either, clearly since it's been two months. But you couldn't wait around to find out so you’ve been fooling around a bit. Nothing serious since you’re not in the right headspace for that and Daniel knows that. Just here for the drinks, alright sex, and decent conversations.

You’re in line to get into a club but as it's almost midnight it's the hot hour of everyone wanting to get wasted. "Why can't we go to another club? This line is so fucking long-" a girl from fling's friend group asks.

"This is the only one with incredible strippe-"

You groan and shake your head. "Don't you have a girlfriend?"

"It's none of your business actua-"

"You two didn't break up though, Y/n kinda has a point....." Daniel speaks up and he pretends to cry.

"Whah whah- so what? She thinks she can still be friends with her ex while being with me? Then I'll just have my own fun." He says with a smirk and you have the most disgusted look on your face ever.

The other girl does as well and just shakes her head. The lines finally starts moving and at a fast pace actually until it stops with the people in front of you showing the bouncers their ids. You get your out from your bra making the annoying asshole smirk. "Fuck off."

He holds up his hands in defense and Daniel moves to stand next to you. "Soon as we're in there he's gonna be out of our hands alright?" He whispers and you just nod.

The people in front of you finally show them and you step forward. You give it to the bouncer to the left and he looks at it and feels it for a few seconds before handing it back and nods. You move forward, putting it in your phone case, and wait for Daniel to get his checked and you step into the first set of doors. You both wait for the other two and you can instantly smell all the sweat and alcohol. Amazing.

They both finally join you and walk ahead of you, not caring you guys waited. You give Daniel a look and he shrugs. Asshole goes straight to where there are indeed strippers and home girl was nowhere to be seen. That was fast.

"So drinks?" Daniel asks and you nod following him to the main bar.

You walk through people just standing around by booths and table and other who are just making out. You make it to the bar and Daniel says something you can't hear because of the loud techno with pop music. The bartender takes out two shot glasses and fills them to the very top. Daniel picks them both up and gives you yours.

You raise it up and bring it to your mouth and swallow it fast. You gag a little and he laughs. "You fine with just one?"

"For now yeah I think." You say and put the glass back on the counter nodding to the bartender.

You turn back around and watch as Daniel is looking over at a booth almost near the entrance. How can he even see that far.....

You squint but know you have fucked up eye sight so you just stop. "Oh shit- wait here I think I just recognized someone-" he says and starts walking away.

You blink and call out after him, "you're leaving me like that??"

"I'll make it up to you." He turns to look at you then walks away making you roll your eyes. The audacity.

You let out a sigh and shake your head. Dickhead. You turn back to the bar and take a seat. "Another shot please and can you put it on my friend's tab?" You ask with a slight smirk.

He laughs and nods taking out a clean shot glass and once again filling it to the brim. You smile and grab it, then swallow it faster than the first. You don't gag too bad this time and put the glass down. Then your head snaps to the speakers within hearing one singular second of Gasolina by daddy yankee.

You make your way to the dance floor and move in towards the middle where there's a group of girls just dancing with each other. You smile and just dance next to them when one of them grabs your hand and dances with you. You laugh and move your hips to the beat while singing the lyrics with the other girls. All the girls are dancing with each other and taking turns with each other.

You ended up swapping places with another girl and she had the brightest smile while shaking her ass a bit on you. Which was fine because who doesn't like dancing and shaking ass with the girlies to this song?

Zúmbale mambo pa' que mi gata prenda lo' motore'

Zúmbale mambo pa' que mi gata prenda lo' motore'

Zúmbale mambo pa' que mi gata prenda lo' motore'

Que se preparen que lo que viene es pa' que le den (duro)

The first girl you were with found you again and stands in front of you and grinds against you to the beat. You held her hips and she grabs your other hand to hold it. So cute.

You switch off with her, dancing on her then shaking a bit of ass on her, and she hypes you up, screaming and smacking it playfully. You turn around and start laughing which makes her do so as well. "Girl give me your number immediately!!" She screams and you nod as she passes me her phone.

"I love making new girlfriends cuando sale gasolina. Todas las hermosas salen y se tan divertido!" She screams and you nod. (I love making new girlfriends when gasolina plays. All the gorgeous girls come out and it's so much fun!)

"Rally up all the baddies with just one song." You scream back and she laughs.

"I'm Y/n by the way!"

"I'm Rosa! I gotta go but we should do this again!! You're an incredible dancing partner!" She exclaims and you grin.

"Anytime!!" You say and wave goodbye as she leaves.

You dance to the beat of the chorus of Perra by tokischa with the leftover girlies as you all scream the lyrics and one girl even got on all floors and crawled her way to her friend. You all screamed and you just burst out laughing until your stomach starts hurting and you have to stop to breathe.

Then you hear El Perdedor by Maluma start playing and you get excited because you love singing it.

Baby (¿Pa' qué me estás llamando?)

"Pa que me estás llamando???" You scream with the two other girls that were left from the little circle.

Dime si es verdad que él te trae loca

(Y ¿ahora es que te importa?) ¿Ah si?

You sing the lyrics but notice the girls already left so there's no more circle or a triangle and now you’re just surrounded by couples. Unfortunate.

Aún no lo creo, que en tan poco tiempo y ya besas otra boca

(De mala) ¿Qué?

You listen to the lyrics and widen your eyes. Seems a little too close to home....

Dime cuál fue mi error

Si mi único delito solo fue amarte

Hoy soy el perdedor (Bebé, no)

Él me ha robado el truco para enamorarte

You feel a pit in your stomach suddenly unsure of what it is until you feel a person's presence standing behind you. Their hands grabs your hips bringing you closer to them and you widen your eyes.

Y dime que me amas, aunque sea mentira

No puedo negarte, los celos me están matando

They move your hair from the left side of your face and sing the lyrics to you. oh shit-

Y dile en su cara que aún por mí suspiras

Me parte el alma no volver a verte

"Al fin me toca verte...." He whispers directly in your ear leaving shivers down your spine and arms. (Finally I get to see you)

Y dime que me amas, aunque sea mentira

Sabes que no hay nadie como yo

Y dile en su cara que aún por mí suspiras

No te engañes, no me olvidarás

"I know for you it isn't a lie... and have you told your new man you haven't forgotten about me?" He whispers as those lines play, leaving the lightest kisses below your ear. You pull away slightly pushing him off and turn to look at him.

Está claro que tú mereces alguien mejor

"And you're gonna tell me I deserve better than you?" You ask with a scoff staring right at Miguel O'hara's eyes making him smirk.

No sé en qué fallé, pero no hay otro como yo

Oye ma', dame otra oportunidad

Bien sabes no soy así, solo tú me haces rogar

Mirándome al espejo y peleando con mi ego

Si entre más me alejo, más te pienso

"There's no better than me sweetheart. But you really are the only one I'll ever beg for..." he says his hands slipping to your waist and bringing you as close to him as as possible.

"And I have been fighting my ego trying not to contact you...." he says and you can't believe he's just repeating the lyrics for you and them making complete sense to your situation.

Dime cuál fue mi error

Si mi único delito solo fue amarte

Hoy soy el perdedor

Él me ha robado el truco para enamorarte

He whispers the lyrics softly to you then gets kind of annoyed at the last line making you snort.

Y dime que me amas, aunque sea mentira

No puedo negarte, los celos me están matando

Y dile en su cara que aún por mí suspiras

Me parte el alma no volver a verte

"You have no fucking idea how badly the jealousy has been eating me alive..." he growls and you bite your lip.

"So did you tell him about me?" He asks with a smirk on his face.

Y dime que me amas, aunque sea mentira

Sabes que no hay nadie como yo

Y dile en su cara que aún por mí suspiras

No te engañes, no me olvidarás

"Don't be st-stupid-" you say, not even able to keep a straight face or manage to keep the eye contact.

He scoffs and lifts your chin with two fingers to look up at him. Jesus.

Y si te da la gana de volver a verme

Estaré disponible para contestarte

Y yo sé que, por tu parte, no sientes rencores

Quizás mañana vuelvas pa' que te enamore (More')

"I'm actually not sure if you regret it.. but I know deep down you do." He says and you bite your tongue.

"Y envés de mañana," he whispers and moves his face to leave wet kisses on your neck, "tal ves quieres que te enamores de mi otra ves, ahorita mismo." (And instead of tomorrow, maybe you want to fall in love with me again, right now.)

Cuando tomábamos, lo hacíamos

Fumábamos, y reíamos

Éramos dos locos sin saber pa' dónde íbamos

Pero son cosas del destino

Al pasar el tiempo, tú cogiste tu camino

"E-estas loco- no ha- no hables tonterías." You say as your breathing is suddenly all over the place. (Y-you're crazy- don't ta- don't talk nonsense)

He comes up and nibbles on your ear, his hands dangerously near your ass while yours are on his chest. 

Está claro que tú mereces alguien mejor

No sé en qué fallé, pero no hay otro como yo

Dime cuál fue mi error

Si mi único delito solo fue amarte

"Pues porque te pones tan nerviosa?" He whispers and you sigh. (Then why are you getting so nervous)

You feel like you can't even move but you’re not going to admit shit- you can't break that fucking easily.

Hoy soy el perdedor

Él me ha robado el truco para enamorarte

"Porque creo... que yo voy a ser el ganador. Ahora dime en donde está tu otro galán?" He pulls away and looks deep into your eyes. Fuck. (Because I think... that I'm going to be the winner. Now tell me where's your other hunk?)

"Just abandoned my ass- wait- MIGUEL- did you do something to him?!?" You mutter.

Y dime que me amas, aunque sea mentira

No puedo negarte, los celos me están matando

Y dile en su cara que aún por mí suspiras

Me parte el alma no volver a verte

"I'll answer your question if you tell me you love me." He says with a smirk making you groan.

"Miguel I'm not doing this shit with you right now-" you say trying to wiggle out of his grasp fast which you successfully do now trying your best to leave the dance floor.

But he catches up to you, grabs your arm and brings you close to him. Your back against his chest, your ass on his crotch. You bite your lip and shake your head. "Por que apenas vienes a encontrarme?" You look up at him and ask. (Why are you barely coming to find me?)

Y dime que me amas, aunque sea mentira

Sabes que no hay nadie como yo

Y dile en su cara que aún por mí suspiras

Que por mí suspiras, que no, que no, que no

Yo', baby

(Solo fue amarte) Y te hablo claro

He shifts uncomfortably for a second and looks around. "I haven't even been in our universe since the break up love...."

You turn to face him and widen your eyes. "Did something happen?" I ask with a worried expression.

¿Sabes qué?

Él no te hace el amor

No te trata bien

Y que yo fui el primero en tu vida

"I'm not telling you any more. I-I just didn't want to put your life at risk- and well I still don't." He says but it doesn't stop your heart beat from calming down.

"Y-you- can we leave?" You ask and he quickly nods. You hold onto his arm while you try to move past the crowds of people and to the exit.

You walk past the booths by the entrance and Danny was actually there- taking shots off some girl's tits. You roll your eyes and make a mental note to block his ass on everything. "So you really didn't do shit to him...." you mutter and he scoffs.

"You actually thought I did?" He responds sarcastically.

"You're insufferable." You say shaking your head trying to hide your smile.

You walk out the doors and you sigh. He takes the lead in walking you a couple blocks before he pulls up to an alleyway and you furrow your brows. He then makes sure no one is near and pushed a button on his watch so his suit can appear onto his skin. "Really? Instead of an Uber?" You tease and he rolls his eyes.

"Es más fácil." He says and motioning for you to step forward. (It’s easier)

"Claro! Lo que digas codo." You say laughing and holding onto him. (Of course! Whatever you say cheap-stake)

"Jump."

You do so and he suddenly has your legs wrapped around his waist by the side. "You know the drill cariño."

You nod and wrap your arms tightly around his neck. He swings you out and we're high up in the city. All the lights made the city look even prettier especially from up here. Though you never got use to it, the first few times you threw up after. You laugh at the memory and lean your head against his shoulder. You hear him sigh and you do so as well. You’ve missed him.

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translations (lazy to drag em up)

Baby! (Why are you calling me?)

Tell me if it's true that he makes you crazy

(And what's important to you?)

I still can't believe that after such little time you're already kissing someone else

What the hell?

Tell me where I messed up

If my only error was loving you

Today I'm the loser

They've stolen my trick to make you fall in love

And tell me that you love me even if it's a lie

I can't deny you, this jealousy is killing me

And tell it to his face that you still breathe for me

My heart is splitting in two and I won't ever see you again

and tell me that you love me even if it's a lie

You can already see there is no one like me

and tell it to his face that you still breathe for me

Don't trick yourself, you know you won't ever forget me

It's clear that you deserve someone better

I don't know where I messed up but there is no one like me

Listen babe, give me another opportunity you know I'm not like this...you're the only one who can make me beg like this

Looking at myself in the mirror and fighting with my ego the further I get from you the more I think of you

Tell me where I messed up

If my only error was loving you

Today I'm the loser

They've stolen my trick to make you fall in love

And tell me that you love me even if it's a lie

I can't deny you, this jealousy is killing me

And tell it to his face that you still breathe for me

My heart is splitting in two and I won't ever see you again

And tell me that you love me even if it's a lie

You can already see that there isn't anyone like me

and tell it to his face, that you still breathe for me

Don't trick yourself, you won't ever forget me

and if that makes you want to come back to me

I'll be waiting to answer you

I know that for your part you don't feel any resentment

Maybe tomorrow you'll be back to fall in love

When we used to drink we smashed, we filmed it, and we watched it

We were two crazy people not knowing where we were going

But that is talking about destiny

As time went on you chose your path

It's clear that you deserve someone better

I don't know where I messed up

But there isn't anyone like me

Tell me what my mistake was

If my only error was to love you

Today I'm the loser

They've stolen the trick to make you fall in love

And tell me that you love me even if it is a lie

I can't deny you, the jealous is killing me

and tell it to his face, that you're still breathing for me

My heart is splitting in to, I won't ever see you again

and tell me that you love me even if it's a lie

You can already see that there is no one like me

and tell it to his face that you're still breathing for me

Because of my breaths, you're not, you're not

And you know what?

He doesn't make love to you, he doesn't treat you right, and I was the first man in your life

#miguel ohara #across the spiderverse #miguel o hara #miguel ohara imagine #miguel ohara x reader #atsv miguel #miguel ohara oneshot #miguel o'hara #miguel ohara x y/n #spiderman 2099

[elmhat]

Dreblr Survey Results!

First of all, thanks to everyone who took part in this survey. There were 152 responses in total! This post just covers the statistical side of things; there will be more posts later for the long response questions.

Most popular characters

Dream (95.4% of voters)

Technoblade (84.9% of voters)

DreamXD (46.1% of voters)

Yeah, of course Dream was going to win this one, it's literally dreblr. But Techno landslided second place. No one else is even close. You've got to love that Lil Nas X got as many votes as Aimsey, Boomer, Eryn, Lazar and Vikkstar combined, and he wasn't even one of the options.

Most unpopular characters

Tommy (45.9% of voters)

Quackity (34.1% of voters)

Jack (28.1% of voters)

Quackity. My poor Quackity. This is so sad (<- unbiased). These results weren't quite as unanimous though, and a few characters avoided any hatred! I find it interesting that Techno got zero votes after doing so well in the last question. People just really like Techno.

Most popular arcs

Prison (72.7% of voters)

Doomsday & Disc War Finale (66.0% of voters)

Post-Prison (48.7% of voters)

Not really surprising that the prison arc won, since we apparently all thrive on suffering. But it's always nice to see the MCC prison roleplay making an appearance.

Most popular ships

Drunz (60.4% of voters)

Dreamnoblade (58.3% of voters)

DNF (54.9% of voters)

Let it be known that dreamnoblade was winning up until the last second. Alas, you were not powerful enough. And neither were awesamdreamers? I thought y'all ran this town? There were a lot of other suggestions for ships: some DNN, some fundywastaken, some Dream/XD, some awesamdreamity. My personal favourites are "c!DreamxRest&Relaxation" and "Dream/a good night's sleep," you guys were onto something.

Most popular duos

Dream & Technoblade (94.7% of voters)

Dream & Punz (63.2% of voters)

Dream & Sapnap (45.4% of voters)

I really can't adequately express how insane it is to me that Dream & Techno got that much of the vote. Like. Look at it. Only 8 people in this whole survey didn't put them as a favourite duo. That's absurd. And again, Dream & Sam missing top 3 by one vote.

Most popular factions

Syndicate (76.5% of voters)

Greater Dream SMP (51.0% of voters)

Eggpire (32.9% of voters)

Again. Look at the difference between first and second! If this isn't proof that Technoblade never dies, I don't know what is. Shoutout to the people who put the Antarctic Empire, 2b2t, and "Dream and all the traitors he pulled out of nowhere."

Most popular places

Arctic Commune (64.9% of voters)

Pandora's Vault (63.6% of voters)

Community House (58.3% of voters)

Listen, you don't have to tell me, I already know I forgot to put Church Prime. I'm very aware of my stupidity. But these results—do you even know how strong you have to be to overpower Pandora's Vault? In dreblr? Damn. That was also a last-minute thing, Pandora's Vault was winning.

Fandom behaviors

I'll admit, I didn't give the best options for this question, so thanks to everyone who wrote their own response. Apparently we're all big readers, so that's nice for us! We're also more likely to be a writer than an artist, but far fewer of us are writing meta. All in all, this looks like a pretty good spread!

Joining the fandom

The most popular time to start watching the dsmp was between New L'Manberg and the Disc War Finale, but honestly, it's split into fairly even quarters between the main "seasons" the server was active. To those who joined after the finale streams, hi! I hope you're enjoying your stay!

Thoughts on the finale streams

I'm actually a little blown away that no one rated the finale streams a 1. Not a single person. There's nothing more I can say other than this response is overwhelmingly positive.

Is the fandom dying?

It looks like the answer is no! 82.9% of us are still moderately interested in the dsmp or more, and for almost a third of us, it's consuming every part of our brain. I don't know about you, but for me, this is actually something I really needed to see.

That's all for this post, but there will be more results soon for the questions with longer responses. I'd strongly recommend sticking around for that, some of them are hilarious. Well done for making it through the stats!

As an aside, well done to the 35 people brave enough to put their name to what they said in this survey. Because some of what they said was *ahem* very interesting.

#long post #dreblr #random elm thoughts #elm polls

[maxismp1]

Philza : “Techno, for research purposes, are you the big spoon or the little spoon?”

Techno: “i'm a knife.”

Y/n, from across the room: “he’s the little spoon”

#c!technoblade x reader #c!techo x reader #mcyt x you #techno x reader #technoblade imagine #technoblade x reader #celebrities

[rapid-looser]

★Sweet moments with the dsmp★

a/n: I randomly got this idea while looking back at some memories from a year and a half ago^^

Pronouns: You/Yours

TW: Makeup (in Niki's), injury, extremely heat/molten stuff (technoblades) and an mentions of dying (C!Sam's)

Request: yes/no

Romantic/Platonic

★

Cc!Niki:

•The both of you were going to an event and Niki wanted to do her makeup, but the two of you started a pillow fight, and her makeup ended up getting smudged

•By the time both of you had started calming down from a pillow fight, she had to redo her whole makeup, which she was a bit upset about, so she asked you for help

•So while you were doing her eyeliner, she accidentally jumped from the coldness of the eyeliner (for she reason she keeps it in the fridge), which made the eyeliner mess up, for a second time, but you didn't wanna have to redo her foundation again, so you tried to wipe it up, which ended up worse, and that got Niki laughing

•You were extremely mesmerised by her laugh, and when she noticed you stopped doing her makeup, she was confused at first, until she saw you staring at her

•"Your laugh is really cute, do you know that?" You said as you continued doing her makeup after a minute

•Needless to say, she was extremely embarrassed for a while after that, and through the event, she kept getting embarrassed from time to time cause she kept getting reminded of the incident that happened about 2 hours prior

•Even months after the event, if you mention the incident she will get slightly embarrassed and try to brush it off

★

C!Technoblade:

•He usually makes most of his weapons and armour by himself, with the occasional helping hand from Phil

•The main reason the makes it himself is so he knows the enchantments on it, and he knows that it's properly made, not just a half job

•But he'll also get you to help him with shaping the molten nertherite just incase you'll ever have to make some in an emergency, but he'll never let you touch it as it's extremely hot

•So, your beside him shaping the molten nertherite, with his supervision, and so far it's going good, your doing everything like he showed you to do, when you get distracted by some gold shining under the light, which when directly into your eyes

•Your hand was still near the half shaped nertherite, but it was still extremely hot, and unfortunately for you, while your eyes were adjusting from the shine of gold, a small bit of molten nertherite got on your finger

• "Shit" you cussed as you instinctively pulled your hand away from the molten nertherite which had just gotten on your finger

•Technoblade had looked away for a bit to find some more material, but once he heard you cuss, he turned back around to see the molten nertherite and you with your hand pulled away from it

•He knew what happened after a few seconds, cause it happened quite a few times before while he was making nertherite armour

• "Give me a second." He said as he went out of the room and came back in with a bandage and a potion of healing

•He knew that you weren't a damsel in destress and he knew that the burn wouldn't affect you in the long run besides a scar, but he still wanted to make sure it didn't cause much pain

•And he knew how much molten nertherite hurts when your just leaning to make armour, that's why he got the potion of healing, to stop the pain from burning as much

•Once he was finished bandaging up your finger, he held your hand which your burnt finger was on.

• "I told you to be careful with molten nertherite." He said, sighing. It was his was of saying 'I love you and all but you have to be careful', and you knew that.

•He would occasionally kiss the scar on your finger, usually just before a battle, because to him, it symbolised that you and him were always together, even if you couldn't physically see each other. The reason it symbolises that, is because it's a memory that he always has on his mind.

★

C!Sam

•Now Sam is a very busy person, even after the whole prison situation

•He always makes an effort to gift you things when he's extremely busy

•But one day, Sam stumbled across a wolf pup, which was abandoned, so what'd he do? He brought it back to the house where the two of you lived

•He wasn't too sure what to do with it at first, but luckily you where there to help him get it heated up and eating

•Now at first he was against the idea of keeping it, he just wanted to take care of it until it was old enough to fend for itself in the wild

•But you wanted to keep it, cause it looked so cute! Sam wouldn't be cruel enough to put something so defenseless back into the wild where it could die, right?

•In the end he kept it, after a fair amount of trying to convince him from you, but now another problem arose, what would you two name it?

•Eventually you both agreed on a name for the wolf pup, which was Fran. Sam originally wanted to name is Francis, even though the wolf pup was a female, but you refused to name a female pup that, so it was settled to Fran

•Now, Fran often cuddles up to you and Sam when he is home, even though Sam complains that she takes up so much room

•But in the end, he doesn't seem to mind her at all and seems to enjoy Fran joining in with cuddling

#niki x reader #dsmp x reader #dsmp fic #technoblade x reader #techno x reader #techno x you #awesamdude x reader #awesamdude x you #c!techo x reader

[beeindaclouds]

Dsmp x reader reactions to reader being interrupted when talking about something they’re passionate about?:))

Hallo, thanks for requesting!

Tw: caps

YOU, ANON, READ MY MIND. I was just thinking about writing something like this actually haha

Hope you enjoy <3

DSMP react to you being interrupted when talking

Includes: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot, C!Philza, C!Technoblade, Nihachu, Eret, Punz, FoolishGamers, Awesamdude, C!Slimecicle, Aimsey

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Reader: GN - They/Them

Ok, so

Dream, Sapnap, Skeppy and Punz seem like the ones who would either glare at who interrupted you or like call them out for not letting you talk; their anger comes through more then the others

George, Bad, Karl and Charlie don't want to make such a big scene, so they'll just sit close to you and let you continue

Quackity, Wilbur, Phil, Techno and Eret will confidently tell whoever interupted you to shut up and let you continue, because it was disrespectful. Will put who interupted you in their place in they have to

Niki, Aimsey, Foolish and Sam aren't confrontational people, but they'll speak up for you when they have to. So they'll kindly tell everyone that you weren't done

#dreamsmp #dsmp #mcyt #dream smp x reader #dsmp x reader #mcyt x reader #dream x reader #georgenotfound x reader #sapnap x reader #badboyhalo x reader #skeppy #quackity x reader #karl jacobs x reader #wilbur soot x reader #philza #technoblade x reader #nihachu x reader #eret x reader #punz x reader #foolishxreader #awesamdude x reader #charlie slimecicle #aimsey x reader #beescenarios