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whitevelvet-ly · 1 year

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more scaramouche x reader angst 🥺💗

silence.

PAIRING: scaramouche x reader

HEADS UP: gn!reader, angst with comfort, can be platonic or romantic, scenario, honestly more fluff than angst HELP

A/N: I do recommend making your requests more specific nonnie buttt I did have one in mind today so it's a lucky day for youu hehe // I think my writing got rusty all of a sudden

SUMMARY: you were awfully quiet today. scaramouche started becoming rather annoying to get a reaction out of you, which resulted in something he did not expect...

SCARAMOUCHE / WANDERER

why are you so quiet?

usually, it would be you coming to him, not the other way around! still, scaramouche was starting to get curious as to why you became silent all of a sudden.

did something happen? are you annoyed? are you mad at something? someone? maybe even him?

he scoffs, waving away the thought. what did he do? he didn’t possibly do anything to make you mad today.

maybe you just had a bad morning?

now he’s starting to really get confused. nothing out of the ordinary happened, so why is it that you aren't as irritating and noisy as you usually are today?

unfortunately, to him, your silence is like a challenge. he's gonna do anything and everything that could possibly provoke you.

game on, y/n.

this little menace does the littlest yet the most infuriating things to get a rise out of you. whether it be keeping the door open when he enters and leaves your room, making random noises, not putting his items in the right place, and the list goes on and on...

poke, poke, poke, poke—

"what?"

"nothing."

seriously, this guy...

he finds your reactions so funny. after all, it's not very often that he gets to see you so annoyed like this, right?

you look so tired of his shenanigans... he can't wait to try some other things to—

"...are you crying?"

really? why? he didn't do that much...

nevertheless, his face twists into concern. he slowly and unknowingly starts to regret his actions. maybe he was a tad bit too annoying..?

you turn away from him, doing your best to soak all your tears into your sleeve. "stupid..."

you had an extremely bad day today.

you want nothing less than just one peaceful moment, a minute or two, of just silence.

but nooooo, you can't have that because he's around.

despite everything that he wanted to say to you, to comfort you, he says something entirely different than what he rehearsed in his head. "...what? what did I do??" he says, shaking your shoulder. he silently sighs as you cried even more. that sigh wasn't directed to you, but himself.

why does his mouth never say what he wants it to?

"be annoying." you manage to mumble out through sniffles and sobs.

he frowns, thinking of what he could possibly do to stop you from crying even more. he sits closer to you, sighing for the nth time.

"...come here."

"what?"

"I said... oh, I give up."

"what on teyvat are you talking abou— ah, hey!"

...huh?

suddenly, you got pulled into his arms. he scoffs, his breath tickling your ear.

is he... hugging you???

it feels... reluctant, as if he's embarrassed, which is very likely. from the way he struggles to find a place to rest his hands on, you could tell that he's not very experienced.

"wh— huh???" suddenly, your tears stopped. instead, you feel extremely confused. "kuni?"

"are you done crying?" he mumbles. you didn't answer. from your perspective, you could see his ear slowly turning redder by the minute...

by the time it was a vibrant red, he pushes you away.

"that's— I... you..." he breathes in, as if trying to stop himself from saying anything.

but alas, he fails. "you can... tell me what's going on. I won't judge you for it, just for today." he crosses his arms. now, it was his turn to look away from you.

"kuni..."

"...hey, I didn't say thaT YOU SHOULD CRY AGAI—"

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sjlly1ittl3thing · 2 days

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I've binged for 2 days straight.

I want to kmš. Tbf one of them doesn't rly count bc it was my meta day but I still went over my set limit AND GAINED. I knew I would BUT THEN TDY I BINGED SM AGAIN EVEN AFTER I WENT TO THE GYM AND BURNED LIKE 600 CALS. I would have been left with LESS THAN 0 net cals, BUTTT NOOOOO I JUST HAD TO BE A FAT FUCKING BITCH. I'm actually sobbing hysterically rn. Please I need this to end. This is all on me, like yes after I got home from the gym my dad did force me to eat... BUT HE DIDNT FORCE ME TO EAT EVERYTHING I ENDED UP EATING YK. I actually hate myself so much rn I'm so ashamed I don't want to wake up tmr I can't continue like this please someone help hold me accountable. Like I need tips 🙏🙏

IM SO SORRY IF I SOUND FATPHOBIC IM NOT I SWEAR I JUST REALLY HATE MYSELF I CAN'T

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godnectar · 5 months

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oooh a confession box…i’m actually honestly not bad at all i haven’t really done anything bad BUT i have once got kidnapped and the only reason he threw me away was because i kept on crying and whining about how i was gonna fail my classes and stuff honestly thought he was gonna kill me was kinda hopping for it BUTTT NOOOOO BITCHASS LEFT ME TO LIVE ISAACK IF YOUR EVER READING THIS FUCK YOUUUUU

also i think someones stalking me :)…why do these things happen to me

-🪷

#nectar's rambling #anon message #�� anon #🪷 anon #'m sorry—#but omfg 😭😭😭😭#u got kidnapped #got upset bc it didn't happen anything and he left u alone–#and now you're getting stalked?#💀💀😭😭#speechless

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moonchildstyles · 2 years

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Just aster driving angel to school :( I’m not sure how she goes to uni everyday Buttt him taking her to uni is just so wholesome :( like he does pick her up from uni from time to time cause it’s their way of seeing each other in the middle of his day but taking her there :( witnessing her all sleepy and cuddly :( cause he isn’t usually with her when she wakes up so she doesn’t get to experience these morning often :( “5 more minutes” her face in his neck “you said that 5 minutes ago angel come on or you’ll miss class” and she’s soooo whiney giving him threatening eyes and this is his first time seeing her like thissss dreading school “oh my baby I know but we’ll spend the morning together I’ll feed you breakfast And all” he squeezes her kissing her ear as she gets up to get ready and after he literally feeds her breakfast with her eyes closing every now and then she gets into his car and it’s quite and warm and she just wishes it’s like this every morning :( “if I take early classes next semester will you drive me to uni everyday?” And it comes out sleepy with breakers in between and he’s so in love “if you promise to not sleep in your classes at 7 am I will gladly do so” he kisses her hand “that’s a hard one to keep” she pouts and before he drops her off they have a mini cuddling session cause she needs something for the day “thank you for taking me you didn’t have to” 🥺🥰 “angel I loved taking you” and she’s smiling “I know but still” he brings her by her chin kissing her “never have to thank me okay?” She nods “and I’ll pick you up at 2 today yeah?” She hums “now hop off before you miss it bunny” she gathers her bag “bye I love you h” he gives her a peck “I love you too angel” and before she gets into the gate she throws him a kiss and it’s so funny how half an hour ago he was sure she was gonna murder him with her eyes

Maybe it’s getting cold out and a little snowy and her car isn’t the bed for those conditions and she’s def NOT walking so h takes it upon himself to offer to drive her so he goes to the apartment and sees her all snuggly and smushy and grumpy like she’s not like this when she spends the night so it’s different to see her just not wanting to start her day at all:( so he’s just trying to be gentle w her and give her kisses and promise breakfast and tell her how happy he is that he didn’t have to wait till later to see her like usual and it slowly works and coaxes her out of bed and she starts getting ready and h is just being a sweetie and getting breakfast ready and he gives her the biggest hug when she comes out all dressed and just telling her how cute she looks and he’s so happy they get to spend the morning together and he made a nice breakfast fr her and he makes sure that she eats enough even tho she doesn’t love eating in the morning and before they leave he makes her she puts on a big coat he brought for her and she’s careful when walking outside w him in case there’s ice and :( the drive there is quiet bc she’s still sleepy but she’s holding his hand and when they get to the building they’re a little early so they have a minute for y/n to cuddle up as best she can in the car s him and thank u h🥺 and he just shakes his head and I know love lots of soft kisses and can we do this everyday? And h just laughs bc are u sure???? U didn’t talk to me for 10 minutes after I woke u up I didn’t think u much liked this baby and she just shakes her head and nooooo love seeing u:( and he’s like all smiley and alright we talk ab it a little more when I pick u up today okay? Now go on angel don’t be late and there’s still some kissy before she’s taking her bag and walking to class and she blows him a kiss and waves before she goes inside and h didn’t have any coffee this morning byt he swears he has been in a better mood this early:(

#anon #ask #aster inspo #concept

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kxmisato · 2 years

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OMG NOOOOO 😭😭😭😭 you’ll get her bro dw ! >:3

buttt my wishing went rlly good 🤦🏻 kinda i got fucking c1 jean on her chara banner, then got her. n then two ducking primordials, then finally her bow. then got c2 jean on standard. took all my wishes bro

WAAAAAAH i hope that i get her soonish ! i had 48 pity and about 30 wishes or so for her saved but then i lost my 50/50 to qiqi : (

but omg your wishing went so good ? i’m so jealous. jean cons are good to get PLUS you got her and her weapon ! you’re about to be the ultimate yelan main !!!

#— ave’s ask box #— [♡]: moka

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sttoru · 6 months

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i had an interview today (my first ever, i nervous asl ngl) but i don’t think i got it n now I feel like it’s bcs im a boring person n im lowkey kinda sad abt it lol

ANON NOOOOO t_t !!!!!!! please update me on ur situation, but im proud of u for having ur first ever interview. it takes a lot of courage <3 so even if you didn’t get in, you should pat yoursef on the back and remember that times will get better

i always believe that if something weren’t destined for you, there was no good in it and that if something was destined for you (and thus good for you and your future), it would find you either way ! so theres another chance waiting for you in the future if you don’t get in.. BUTTT!!!

im sure u are not a boring person lovelyyyyy im hoping that you got in & im hoping that you keep taking care of yourself no matter what

#sttoru responds.

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wlwdomination · 7 months

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ik I shouldn’t do it buttt

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sdranothersmut · 8 months

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How about Fantasy Nikei trapped in a cave with a drider? (basically a spider centaur) If you do futanari that would be preferred but if not then just a normal male drider. We seem to like putting Nikei through a good time here, so why not?

Nikei was adventuring as per the norm. apparently there's a pretty strong boss hidden in the caves here. he didn't really know what or who it was, buttt when he walked into a deep part of the cave and ran into a spider web....he got a clue... *THWIK*

A web latched onto his pants and ripped them clean off!! Revealing his Twinkish ass and thighs along with his cock, whichhhhh is of course perfect for breeding ;) The cave entrance which he had just used is now completely blocked off!! So he has to fight his way out!! Nooooo proble-

After getting caught off guard and beaten by a strange spider lady she holds him up smothering his face in her bouncy rack, then forcibly spreads his legs before shoving her girthy smooth cock right up into him causing his own cock to spurt all over her!!!

"Ahu hu hu, sooo precious~ I may just keep you around for longer~" She tosses him onto the ground and slams her cock into him with no restraint!! Causing a loud moan to ring out in the cave!!! *PLAP PLAP PLAP* She stole his hat and the rest of his clothing, happily wearing the hat as a trophy on her head!! She never cums inside her prey!! They never earn it!! So as a punishment for entering her domain she pulls her cock out and roughly slaps Nikei's ass with it before shooting her load all over his back!! She smirks and then carries him outside, tying him up and leaving him to be saved by other adventurers, no clothing though, he doesn't deserve it :)

#danganronpa smut #danganronpa another smut #sdra2 smut #nikei yomiuri smut #fantasy arc smut

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gumballrightfoots · 2 years

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I just wanted to love him buttt nooooo

I buy a ring and everything-

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holly-mckenzie · 3 years

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I’m going to stop The Gift. You’re going to have to kill all of us, than the girl.

halfworlds meme: FAVOURITE DYNAMIC → barata x sarah (1/?)

#halfworlds #halfworldsedit #halfworlds hbo #usermonstress #sarah x barata #arifin putra #salvita decorte #horror tw #eye horror tw #blood tw #they had so much potentiak... barata's entire characterization and his story arc could have been so coool #buttt nooooo!#people gots to be lame

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neopoints · 6 years

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grrr >:[

#literally EVERY TIME i go on vacation i always get tfw no bf #AND I THOUGHT THIS TIME WOULD BE DIFFERENT #BUTTT NOOOOO #STUPID BRAIN GETS SAD BECAUSE NO BF #i was opptimistic ibwas like hell yeah im gonna be in vegas after just losing 60lbs #BUT NO #STILL WANT A BF TO SHARE FUN TIME WOTH BC FAMILY IS STUPDI

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buckysboobs · 2 years

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There’s this acc in here Ik you know it cause you mentioned that you blocked that acc (flqn or whatever) A month ago they wrote about Bucky in the dr and always put tw Seb Stan and not to long ago that person gonna make up some shit that she had in her dr about Seb that he’s not safe and she tried to contact him and through deuxmoi to let people know because someone on her anon said that whatever the situation was, it was supposed to be addressed and that acc was making a whole big deal saying oh that was in my dr and I’m debating if I should say or not and then she didn’t say shit (like how tf you start something then get mad for others asking you what happened) then she started commenting on the pammy and Tommy series and then saying oh how Seb looks ugly with this haircut (this bitch 🖕🏽🙄🙄) then today she’s talking shit about Steve kemp and the whole fresh movie. Saying oh if I see people writing about Steve kemp then you need help and then made two post about canablism and how she better not see shit about Seb. I’m telling you this proves the haters are literally up seb’s ass cause you could easily not support the fucking film BY NOT fucking watching it Orr stop paying attention or blocking all the post you get of Seb buttt nooooo you sit there typing out of your ass making some fucking situation up talking about oh protect Seb from this person and then next post you shit talking about him and making a whole shit about Steve kemp being a r*pist and how shitty Seb is for playing Tommy and supporting Pamela Netflix show. I stg they don’t like Seb but they running their mouth like he’s their next door neighbor

this is genuinely disturbing, that person needs help and i hope they get it immediately. they need to rot in hell.

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georgeluzwarmhugs · 4 years

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But I Won You

A/N: I’ve had this idea for a while but when Giana requested it I just knew I had to do this. sorry this took so long again but goofy babe is my favorite babe. i’m really bad at describing clothes so bare with me in the first part, also sorry this is so short i might make a part two though👀 I don’t really like how this turned out buttt

requested by: @liebegott

no prompt, just goofy babe

send requests my way! message me to be on the taglist<3

wc: 799

summary: You and Babe go out for a mini-golf date. That’s it :)

taglist: @liebegott @floydtab @band-of-bitches @speirs-sexy-ass @hellitwasyoufirstsergeant @wexhappyxfew @alienoresimagines

hope you all enjoy reading this💓

"Hey babe, are you ready yet?” he yelled up the stairs, holding onto the post, balancing on one leg. He was trying to poke his head up and around to see if the bathroom door was open or closed. He shook his hand in imitation of Winters to check his leather watch. 6:30 PM. His loafers were shiny black, he had cleaned them himself that same day. The jeans barely covered his ankles, so you could see the tiny amount of white sock peeking through. He was wearing a green, soft t-shirt that had a light pattern. He brought a black corduroy jacket with a soft sherpa interior for you, he knew how cold you can get.

“That’s your name silly, anyways it’s not like we have reservations”, you loudly replied. You were almost finished with your makeup and hair, already dressed in the outfit you picked for tonight. You had a blue and pink floral shirt that fit perfectly to the curves of your body. That was tucked into a white, stretchy pencil skirt, and you wore a black sandal with a small heel.

Your makeup was basic: foundation, highlight, mascara, eyeliner, and a little bit of blush. You didn’t use any eye shadow, you knew the black of the mascara and the eyeliner brought out your eyes perfectly. You loosely braided your hair the night before, so it had the wavy look you were looking for. You left all of it down, but put a blue head scarf in, like a headband, to push the front hairs out of your face. The blue of the head scarf matched the blue in the shirt. You had bought it in honor of Renée, the nurse Gene talked about all the time. Babe and Gene still had their halves of the original. Gene talked so highly of her, you wanted her to be remembered.

“Yeah, yeah, well hurry up my love”, he emphasized, making sure you heard that he didn’t call you babe.

“One more second, Philly boy” you smartly remarked as you smoothed out the tiny wrinkles from your skirt.

As you walked down the stairs, Babe’s head perked up and he looked at you with love-filled eyes, like you were Cinderella, like it was the first time he was seeing you.

“Do you need a bib to clean up all that drool, huh?” you teased, which you loved to do. You loved they way he tried to snap back, but you always one. You’re the sassy one, every man of easy knew that. Babe, Gene and a few others are the only ones that have ever seen your sensitive, soft side, and you liked it that way.

“You’re just so, wow.” He cleared his throat. “Let’s get going then.” You ran out the front door, daring him to chase you. He scraped his feet across the ground, like he was revving up. He ran with his arms out, trying to grab you and pull you in. You ran towards the mini-gold course, leading him to your date without him knowing it. You were both laughing hysterically. He grabbed you and pulled into piggyback ride.

“We’re here.” You said as you radiated confidence in winning this game. “I hope your ego doesn’t get too crushed when I beat your ass.”

“Why are you so mean?” he pouted as his bottom lip popped out. He barely made it 30 seconds before a smile formed on his face and he let out a giggle.

“Shut up and get some clubs, I’ll get the balls.”

“Yeah, right”, he smirked over at you and shook his head.

“I hate you” you pushed him and he stumbled a little bit.

“Nooooo you don’t, gimme a kissss.”

“Okay fine, just one and then we play.” You leaned over and gave him a tiny little peck on the cheek. You grabbed the red club and a blue ball, and Babe picked a yellow ball.

You played through the holes with the obstacles and sand pits. You couldn’t stop thinking about how this was the most fun you’ve had with him in a long time. The way he let loose and was super goofy it made you smile. He’s always so stressed about work and you and keeping his friends happy, he forgets to take care of himself. You loved seeing him having fun.

“Y’know if I make this in three or less, I win Babe.” You were cocky, you knew you could easily get the a hole in one. You took a swing and got it in the clown’s mouth first try. You acted nonchalant, leaned on your club with your shoulder and said “told ya.”

“Well I may have lost the game, but I won something way better.”

“And what might that be?”

“You, stupid.”

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sems-diarie · 3 years

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FUCKCKCKCKCK I TRIED CHECKING MY NSFW BLOG USING THIS BLOG TO SEE HOW IT LOOKS ANDDDD I CHECKED THE LIKES OF THE RECENT POST BC JSJDKDKD WHY’S IT GOT OVER 50 LIKES WHAT???? AND YOU LIKED IT MA’AM BYE I AM ASCENDING I LITERALLY HAVE TO LIKE DO A DOUBLE TAKE BECAUSE?###??#!?# NOOOOO THAT CAN’T BE YOU BUTTT IT WAS YOU HOW 😭 i am literally jsjdkdkd sHAKINGNGGNGNG

wait which post was it i need to know so i can tell you how amazing it was

#i tried to look for your n*fw blog but it’s not linked in this one 💔💔#my memory is trash 😔#kielle!🥰#mootie.pooties.🌸#sem gets love letters! 💌

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flipper-kisses · 4 years

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I too, am super excited that Google lately is mostly all about Rami and his work and accomplishments. I'm really hoping they aren't going to go for an engagement after all of this. I feel like the PR is only slow because they are both currently working, so their teams have decided it makes sense they aren't together all the time. Buttt.. the holidays are around the corner and who knows what BS is gonna come from all of that. Hopefully, not an engagement.

Girrrrllll nooooo don’t say that

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stormcloudvee · 5 years

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Day 1: Virgil’s Problem

“There are two kinds of people in this world,” Virgil slurred, pausing to take another artless swig of the drink in his hand. “Those who fuck and those who don’t.” Patton flushed bright red, shaking his head. “Now now kiddo, I think you’ve had enough to drink.” He stuttered, Virgil slowly making his way closer and closer to Patton. “You want to know which one I am?” He whispered, Patton shaking his head from side to side, Virgil placing his hands on either side of Patton’s face to stop him. “I’m the first.” He slurred, giggling to himself before falling down, looking at his hands like a toddler.

“Alright Virge, Let’s. Get you… home.” Patton said softly, trying to lift up the drunken toddler that was Virgil. Unfortunately, Virgil was too heavy, and every time Patton tried to lift him, Virgil would go limp and start giggling the hardest he had ever. “Nooooo I don’t wanna. Roman is there and he’s gonna make fun of me again.” Virge said loudly, trying to get up but failing. “It seems as though Virgil is intoxicated.” A familiar voice said, standing close to the two. “Logan!” Patton squealed, getting up excitedly. “Hello Patton, Would you like some assistance?” Logan asked, clearly not amused. “Please? That would be wonderful!”

Patton got on one side of Virgil, Logan on the other, hoisting Virgil from his spot on the floor. “Let us get you home.” Logan mumbled, hiding a smirk on his face. “Buttt… Loooo.” He whined, leaning on the logical side. “Roman’s going to see me and make fun of meeee.” He continued whining, trying to convince Logan to let him go. Logan stared at him, and then looked over at Patton. “That’s impossible.” He shook his head, staring at Virgil, and then back at Patton who looked at him sadly. “Noooo It’s nottt. Ro is gonna…” Virgil said, blinking a few times.

“It is, in fact, impossible, as Roman has been dead for over a year now..” Logan stated, shaking his head. Suddenly it clicked, Why Virgil was here and why Patton had been assisting Virge. Virgil was hurting, and this was the only way he could hold back his feelings. “Let’s get him home.” Logan said, lifting Virgil up and taking him outside into the car, Patton following close behind.

#thomas sanders #virgil sanders #logan sanders #roman sanders #patton sanders #sanders sides #plot twist #hehehehehe #tw drinking

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