#button-front

[batarangsoundsdumb]

i actually think that batman has prescription lenses in his cowl that slide down at the push of a button whenever he has to read ransom notes

#random cop: the kidnapper must have left this #comissioner gordon: let me just put on my reading glasses #batman: *ominously pushes button* #they are two old men #there's always a 9 second delay where bruce has to stand perfectly still so he doesn't mess with the mechanism that slides the lenses down #you would think considering the COW LETTERS those ransom notes are written in that batman would be able to read them no problem #but YOURE WRONG #i think damian would have like a +1.2 prescription and therefore neglects wearing any glasses ever #he's like 'i dont even NEED glasses' *forced to sit in the front of the class because he cant read the board* #batman #bruce wayne #dc #dcu #dc comics

[olliesneweyes]

Hello idv community I offer you a self indulgent Emil redesign

#idv #identity v #identity v emil #identity v patient #idv patient #idv emil #featuring: #no hook (mainly a decoder who is very bad at using their skills anyway) #an (apparently) 1900s straightjacket sleeve (with a little slit where it can loop into itself and/or the button when rolled up #a pocket watch (since pendulums are a whole thing in hypnosis #an actual pocket on the front modified out of a straightjacket pocket #and a little change to his left eye (because i have a few vision problems in mine and I think he does too) #oh also 2x the bruises #Ollie's art #here to feed you patient content yeaaaaaa

[epickiya722]

Can't believe Satoru had asked Suguru "should we kill these guys" and at the time Suguru was his moral compass.

Then when he loses that moral compass, Satoru was about to Hollow Purple a whole street of people just to attack Suguru.

#like my guy calm down #in front of kfc? you're doing this here? #suguru really had him screaming shouting clenching his fist until it bleed and maybe he had been holding Suguru's button #acting like a fool in public #not wearing his glasses #had him sitting all depressed #like okay wow #it was indeed tragic #just kiya's thoughts #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #geto suguru #suguru geto #satosugu #stsg #sugusato #goge #gego

[darubyprincx]

hey what if instead of actually wearing like a fancy shirt and jacket. captainsparklez wore like one of those suit and tie t-shirts but with the graphic being ruffles down the front and jeans. and like. fuckin Nikes or something.

like a combination of these two but red instead of black. do you see my vision.

#ray's tag #captainsparklez #mcyt #undescribed #IM ONTO SOMETHING HERE OK #this man is not fancy he is an American and he is way more at home in a graphic 'ruffle front' tee than he would ever be in a button up

[mummer]

Guy who just realized twelve models his outfit after what clara is wearing when he first sees her. Godddddd

#doc who #YOU’LL NEVER. BE THEM #down to the deep v neck the collar the buttons down the front the red element by the waist…… #plus it’s clara’s cutest outfit of her retinue of very cute outfits. imo #theyre soooo mirror image you’re the real me

[good-enemy]

I couldn't remember hetty from cbs ghosts name and my sister said 'American fanny?' And i was SO tempted to say 'I think they call it pussy' I had to physically hold my mouth closed

#i dont talk like that in front of my family LOL only on here <3 #cbs ghosts #bbc ghosts #ghosts #fanny button #hetty woodstone #ellies shitchats

[sergle]

How long will you be bed ridden once you've got rid of the tonhongerekoogers?

Dr. Boobs said that I'll be on my feet and operating normally after about the first week, but w a very limited range of motion. depending on how I react to the anesthesia (some feel very sick), I could be fucked up for the first few days / first week, but I could also be strolling around and chilling two days into the healing. don't really know yet!

#he told me in very perky fashion that this surgery has a short recovery time #that ppl generally start going back to work after a week and can do cardio-like activities after two or three #but that I shouldn't even fucking THINK about trying to raise my arms over my head for MANY weeks #and I shouldn't lift anything even REMOTELY heavy for the first 10. #so my life should be PRETTY normal pretty quickly- not bed ridden but not COMPLETELY fine #I'm going to have t-rex arms and won't be able to wear shirts that don't button or zip in the front basically #and I'll have to sleep like a dumbass (on my back) #that's the part I'm dreading the most #sergle answers

[sebinwhite]

Sebastian Vettel talking about Jenson Button’s pit-stop error during the 2011 Chinese GP

watch (seb’s interview) here

watch (jenson being silly) here

#sebastian vettel #jenson button #f1 #formula 1 #cheers to the front jackman chris

[ahauntedcowboy]

embarrassed myself in front of a very cute girl today. she was so pretty and so nice!!! she came to our table to get our orders and immediately started complimenting my nose ring and telling me about how she wants to get her septum pierced too, and liked my shirt and my entire outfit.

and i was being so cool about it for a total of 2.5 seconds until she asked "are you two together?"

and of course my brain didn't realize she was asking if the check was together or separate and i stared at her for the longest time before i answered, "um, no, thats my mom."

she was so nice about it thankfully and laughed and said thats exactly how she would've taken the question. i think she was being VERY kind cause i was so embarrassed and was covering my beet-red face with my hands.

clearly any brain cells i have evaporates in front of pretty nice girls.

#eri's posts #she was so sweet #and really cute #she was soooo friendly #she said my vibe was really cool and that she would wear my outfit #and i was wearing my gayest button shirt ever #i can't tell if she was just being friendly or trying to flirt with me???? #idk probably not #i wish i could say that was the last time i embarrassed myself in front of others #but alas...it was not #i thought this one lady at the antique store was a mannequin #and let me tell you #she was not #and i startled when she moved #cause she was sitting SO still #and i yelped and she laughed #and was like did you think i was a mannequin #and i was like...yes im so sorry #she giggled about it for awhile #and then she complimented my raccoon tote bag

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Sincerely have not gotten this off my mind since I first saw it.

#‘i push da button like a good boy i get to go back to getting manhandled in front of my adoring public’ #‘oof ah don’t drop da ball’ #he looks so sad I just wanna see him held #cm punk

[orange-orchard-system]

The Plural Association is having an event for DID Awareness Day tomorrow. We can't tell if it's just us, but the link on their emails to reserve tickets isn't working, so we went ahead and dug around their site until we finally found the link there to reserve tickets, so we could share it on here.

If you're looking to schedule for the event, click this link!

If you need a scholarship (discount) to attend the event, click this link!

If you want to know more about the event, click this link!

I hope this helps anyone who's interested in attending tomorrow's event!

#tiny rant but if there's one thing this association cannot do well it's site organization lol #... or email organization. there were several buttons to reserve tickets scattered throughout their emails and none of them worked #oh well #still enjoy and appreciate the events #plurality #pluralgang #actuallyplural #plural system #front soup.txt #did #actuallydid #flores.txt #levi.txt #eritha.txt

[lonely-dog-draws]

I've been doing my thing the past few days, then realized I've been coincidentally participating in Eggtober...! The first thing I made is a button using some papers, stickers & stuff laying around. I found the drawing of an angry egg & sperm cells in a student's desk (do human eggs count?). The second is a fried egg i painted on a rock during a school event.

#eggtober #eggtober2023 #buttons #pins #rock painting #acrylic paint #collage #collage art #traditional art #lonely dog draws #image id in alt text #lonely dog crafts #the rock egg reminds me of wayne thiebaud's art. altho i was thinking of quezify's eggs too #i was like oh painting an egg on a rock? that should be easy #and then the teal paint in front of me called out to me #ALSO FEATURING THE dr. dog pin i made last year! I don't remember if i posted my pins before..............

[marlynnofmany]

A mimic that lives in an art museum and rotates between various exhibits, successfully enforcing "do not touch" and being allowed access to the cafeteria after hours. They can't get rid of it but this is a vaguely useful arrangement; it enjoys a more colorful dungeon. (Sure, I saw the mimicpost, why benefits people? But they're the ones who make dungeons. And if the museum becomes a dungeon, good like telling real from living forgery.)

Oh man, what was that video game where it's hide and seek but you can turn into things that you find lying around? A mimic would be so good at that. And then it bites the person who's looking for them. Or just scares them, if it's on its best behavior and likes the food in the cafeteria better than the taste of people.

(Maybe mimics really like something they can't get in a dungeon, and will consider this a good gig where they're less likely to get stabbed.)

(Though they might get punted across the room in panic. It's a risk they're willing to take for cold cheesecake with whipped cream and a strawberry on top.)

#mimics #a fun game of 'don't touch that' #don't even touch the rope in front of the exhibit #you might lose a button #or a finger #writing prompts

[sunlit-haruka]

It's always funny (in a /pos way) seeing fanart and posts that portray David as some evil puppeteering mastermind Like I think we need a moment to talk about just how shitty of a liar David actually is lmao

#haru chats about drdt #His facade slipped so many times in front of people #And his argument for how he talked Arei into pressing the power button for 30 seconds fell apart the second Teruko asked how he did it #Not saying this is bad writing mind you #it's just funny to think about #danganronpa despair time #drdt #david chiem #drdt david #fanganronpa

[fidgetspringer]

Røst is about to live his best 80s fitness instructor life.

#been wanting something light he can wear just to keep his feathering clean and dry on wet walks #and i really like the coverage of these #obviously the limited edition almost impossible to find pattern was the coolest one #might try to sew some leg tubes i can attach with buttons for his front legs? #idk #leg feathering is a nightmare during road grit season

[whatudottu]

When you have 6 5 different people to dress but only one body to style-

Thinking about a Mike Squad redesign... at least for ROTI specifically haha

Their asses are not fashion designers-

In order we have Mike (the two-tone 3/4 sleeve shirt), Chester (old man sweater tied around waist), Svetlana (gymnastics leotard under everything), Manitoba Smith (outback pants which apparently exist), and of course Vito (large button up shirt and cornicello).

#mike td #td mike #chester td #td chester #svetlana td #td svetlana #manitoba smith #vito td #td vito #total drama #tdroti #fanart #and specifically tdroti because this is a ‘fashion disaster’ aka ‘everyone is compromising their designs to make one defined outfit’ #mike struggles with being a control freak and kinda really just wants to be mike at least a little #(perhaps some insecurity thanks to coming out of dormancy stealing from thecuteimp’s navigating the system yeet) #if td weren’t a tv show with limited budget i’d say that mike might just add more and more clothes the more the audience mets the others #and maybe when vito comes around and rips the already ripped shirt mike was wearing mike just stops wearing the shirt he picked #and opts for the button up since fixing buttons is a lot easier than fixing a shirt #since svetlana would’ve shown up before vito doesn’t particularly have to worry about the body going completely shirtless on national tv #but rather vito fronts because of that sudden removal of clothing the first ripped shirt and comes back when his button up is yanked off #a few busted buttons means he just wears the shirt open and shows off svetlana’s leotard #manitoba being manitoba (the alter headcanoned by a lot of fans to be a gatekeeper) is always in the background #so manitoba just recommended mike wear the outback pants (with many covert pockets) to keep in handy #and less of a clothing trigger manitoba (who loves exploring) would front when mike goes into the mine or gets lost #fun fact: did you know that akubras (australian ‘cowboy’ hats) can be folded up and stored away? #instead of a random trillby in a mine- manitoba retrieves a hat from one of the pockets of the outback pants #i think if mike still insists he wants to front as host again despite the total drama bs he faces #it might awaken mal from dormancy to be on the lookout for the real bad shit mike might be in over his head for #come tdas mike dresses the body as mike and the others front when interest come up even if they itch a little for mike’s protection #but mal’s here and adds a long sleaved shirt under mike’s preferred outfit- ready to front not only as mal but as ‘mike’ to the uninitiated